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12 X LITTLE STORIES FOR BEDTIME Reddy Fox Tries to Scare Baby 'Possum. (BY THORNTON W. BURGESS.) . Keddy Fox wm losing patience. There was no doubt about It, Keddy Fox was losing patience. Twice Baby Possum had started down from Ki mmta .,, little hollow In the black birch tree, an'd twice he had changed his mind. Reddy dldn t know why. Perhapa If he had iiiii!iii io peep penind the big- pine tree little way back of him and Men Peter Rabbit hugging himself for Joy be would hare suspected why. But Reddy Fox thought himself quite alone. He was growing hunirrler and hungrier, and the hungrier he grew the more he thought of how good Baby i-iHwum wouia iunjB. Ann ne was crow, lng angry, was Reddy Fox. In fact the hungrier he grew the angrier h grew. But It wouldn't do to let Baby Possum know that. No, Indeed! So Reddy Fox swallowed his anger as best i he could and, after waiting a -little wniie. irien again. "Baby Possum!" he called In th same gentle voice he had used before, "Do you know that you are not safe in that hollow?" , "What's that?" cried Baby Possum thrustmg his sharp little nose out of the snug little hollow In the black birch. "I said that you are not safe In that noiiow." replied Keddy Fox. "Why not? It looks good to me, said Baby Possum. "Because It la one of the hldln places of Shadow the Weasel. You know, he Is very fond of yotmg possum and would like nothing better than to eat you for his breakfast," replied . Kenny fox. Now, It wasn't true about the hollow, for It didn't belong to any one. But Baby Possum dldi't know this, and ha scramoiea out in a nurry. "Is Is lsv he anywhere around?' asked Baby Possum, looking this way no tnat way in great mgnt. "I saw him lust a little while ago." replied Reddy Fox, "and I wouldn't be surprised If he was to come any min ute. This Is one of his favorite hiding places.'! ... , , . , . Baby Possum . shivered with fright, "Oh, dear!" he walled. "Oh, dear! Whnt shall Ah do?" ' "There, there, tlon't cry. Baby Pos sum, don't cry. Just come down here to' me and I will see that Shadow the Weasel does not harm you," said Reddy Fox In his most pleasing voice.' , Baby Possum waited no longer. "Ah guess Ahil come," he aald, and began to scramble down the tree. Then, Just as had happened before, he looked over to the foot of the big Jtlne tree and there was the funny litne fellow with long ears shaking his head until the ears went fllpperty-flap, fllpperty-flap. Somehow the funny little fellow with long ears looked so friendly and kind that down In his heart Baby Possum . felt that here was a real friend. Baby Possum hesitated and then stopped. He looked at the funny little fellow with long ears again, and saw that ha was shaking his head harder than ever, "hen Baby Possum looked down at Keddy Fox. Reddy had forgotten about his teeth and was smiling. Somehow Baby Possum felt more afraid of those teeth than of Shadow tha Weasel. "Ah Ah tell yo' what; yo' go bring mah mammy, or Mrs. Possum, and Ah'll wait," said Baby Possum, once more climbing back to the safe, mug little hollow. , . . .. Reddy Fox hid his anger and flfaap pnlntment as best he could. "All tight," said he. and started .off through,., Jh Green Forest. . , , . Next storyi Baby Possum ' Grows Lonesome.' V- " What Is "Spring Fever"? Tt Is simply low vitality, a lark of Knergy caused by Impure blood. GROVE'S TASTELKSS chill TONIC restores Vitality and Knergy by Puri fying and Enriching the Blood. You ran soon feel Its Strengthening, In vigorating Effect. 0e.-t(Adv.) WAR ON UNHEALTHY SYSTEMS New and Used Modem Weapon With Deadly Effect. War has been declared on unhealthy systems by the DID Remedy Co. Their new and very effective modern medicine Is Systone, the great system tonlo. Systone purifies and strengthens the organs of the human body, making a healthy system, and this make s healthy body. , : The result of unhealthy syst em Is that thousands of people are poisoned very year. And wprst of all they don't know It The springtime finds many people af flicted with A worthless, lasy, useless, good-for-nothing, depressing t-l-r-e-d f-e-e-l-i-n-g. This la cause by systemic poisoning, due to the necessity of eat i.. . m ... .. . . iJi- v oe' o meat ana other body-heatlng foods during ths winter oiut one remedy for this. fim.hV- th! P0ln.. :t your system healthy, and your body will be healthy. you will have lota of pen end energy. Systone Is the antidote for these posons,how, elmple enough remov ing them from the body. It lc sens your yaiem neaimy. Druggist sU Systone, price tl. (Adv.) GOOD GROCER; GOOD MEDICINE An Cast Nashville Grocer Says fte Has Used Black-Draught for Years, Whenever Trou bled With Torpid Liver. " i East Nashville, Term. "Tou ask me about BJack-Draught It is without doubt the best liver medlclns made, and I don't believe I could set along without It," declared Mr. VP.'N. Par. ons, recently. Mr. Parsons, who is a prominent rrocer at 241 North First Street says further: "I take it (Black-Draught) for sour stomach, headache, bad liver, indigestion and all other troubles that are the result of a torpid liver. 1 have known and used It for years, and can and do highly recommend It to everyone, f wont go to bed without It In the house. It will do all It claims to do. I can't say enough for it." Thedford's Black-Draught which has been In successful use for more than 70 years. Is a medicine especially adapted to the treatment of many liver troubles. It has proved helpful to thousands and thousands of per cans suffering from stoma oh and liver complaints, and should be helpful to you. Black-Draught la easy to take and has not the bad after-effects so com mon with many mineral drugs. Most rood druggists sell It (Adv.) WEDNESDAY, DOINGS OF THE DUFFS DAM-nee! oh PAM-MEE I COMt I i SST ssj wm I 17 BsKi" 1 v1 1 1 AaMBWt m . a ivw wui'WUIIUi.st I .Isfr' II " ' " MS UIBUT . HI I II VitK l Mi j AT ft .111 I mil I It til ft i I Mf! A? t SSflfl U m 11 11 ' ' - - . Ill ibj fflfll lllll II I" I J ML sY s A m M W II - -AS1 III ill lit r I UJT I LI7nl I I 0.11 I I u ..J i. ,iui Jiitwntmvjr AWsrAWtWAK- -Bz?t-r-ie'4j- jAE i. i k. i u sjh n iTi i i -L i r ji-i , aumnnmi nvM.w;i sHhi i BRINGING UP FATHER WHAVS THC MATTCft-JWa-fOU LOOK LIKE CAD WEATHER? TOSHOWHOWHE STOPPED BECKET CarpentJerWill Illustrate Here , Blow THat Gave Him Eu- -.. ropean Title. - One of the most Interesting features ' Georrea Carnentler's ihlhl(inn the Tabernacle Friday night will be an Illustration of the blow with which the French Idol knocked out Joe Beckett In their memorable battla In l.'niun,i for the heavyweight championship of Kurope. In his mRtch with Jules t nolr, Belgian champion, at the Taber nacle Friday night Cnrpentler will use repeatedly the somnific which rutri. him to thexplnnac!e of fortune and fame. The sensational knockout fif, fhi btiMy Britisher in something les th(tH a.inln ut by his smaller and almost Wall op ponent was made possible by two fac tors, according to Carpentlerj first, the working out of a plan of battle before he stepped Into tna ring, and second, ths famous right-hand Riinoh to the Jaw, which put Beckett out so com pletely that when he recovered he wanted to know when the fight was to oegin. v Carpentler and his crafty little man ager, Descamps, figured wisely that a whirlwind attack at the y start would beat down the slower -Briton. With the sound of the bell Carpentler nulckly esme In close to his bigger op ponent and landed two stinging left hand jabs to the Jaw before the sur prised Englishman knew what had hap- fiened. And then tha famous ' right anded and everything was over, Leon Wilson, lOrpsntler'a faithful trainer, says the aleop-prnduclng wal lop wasn't exactly a regulation punch. The Frenchman, seeing an opening, rose on his toes and, putting every ounce of his strength behind the effort, clove a path through the air with hie right hand. It was a high Overhand awing and the gloved hand was curved sharply down to land on the left aids Of Becket's jaw. w ,.; ,,i MURCHISON AND NEUSEL JUMP NEW ORLEANS CLUw New Orleans, I,a., June J8.-Tlm Murchlson, left-hand pitcher of the New Orleans club, and Bay Neusel. out fielder, have left tha team and will play haM with teams In the Delta league, an organisation formed Isle this spring, composed of towns in Mississippi. Tresldtnt Helnemann. of the New Oi tresldnt Helnemann, of the New Or- leans club, stated last night thnt hJ would Immediately Institute proceedings In the federal district court for an In Junction to restrain these men from Playing ball with any other club than New Orleans. Murchlson Is said to have accepted .'an offer from Jackson, Miss., and Neusel one from GreenvilK. Both men, according to Mr. Helne mann, are under contract to the New Orleans eluh. Murchlson was obtained from the Cleveland American league I rltib-and Neusel came to New OrlesnM from Chsttanonga as the result of a trsde msda before the season opened. Mr. Helnemann aald that the Pelta league clubs were offering Southern as sociation players larger salaries than sny of the clubs could afford to pay and the men were Jumping their con tracts, and he further stated that If the practice was not stopped none of the Southern assnrtstton rluha would he able to keep their teams Intact. For this reason he has Instructed his at torpeys to begin Injunction proceedings at once. WOMEN'S TENNIS MEET Detroit, Mich., June IS. The second round of the singles and opening of doubles play was aVheduled for today in the women's national clay court ten nis championship tournament. Miss Corrlns Oould. the- tltleholdcr, was to meet Mrs. Malcolm MoNelll, Jr., of Chicago, while Mis Esch, of Cleveland, was to oppose Miss Marlon Zlndersteln, of Boston. In the doubles Miss Ootild and Miss TOOTHACHE? FOR PROMPT RELIEF TAKE 2 TABLETS WITH WATER GENUINE AS PI RInT raAse mw Min. NON HABIT FORMING !3C "5 r , ' sTatTv REMARK 11.1. SAV I " J . I i I U ' ' W-i A AiL'J'iU -I riin.sa.K.V. . " f L f . I JUNE 23, 1320. jfh$$&;' Visit l .jTUABLtfl uVhu Aos I .Zd?J''jr,y4nj-t lNBrt I v-.. I II myil I .. t ejyM. rw., r what do you.. immwmxtii mtotw i tTCK AROUND - IN 30NNA BEAT UP OU4AN AN' GROCAN FCH L.AVT NKSHT THEY'RE K COUPLE OF" OlRO-BUr IT WOULD TAKE THAN THE TWOJB REMARK ACiOUTNE. & '''' ''' . .J "!L'- ..IT.1. lM ' j ' ' ' ' ' i ' ' ' ." 1 V ' v lNn.sTims ssnwT Ims. v" ' " ' . . 1 1 " 7 m . " ? ' ' ' ' ' ' ' I T" TL : . 11 1 1 i ' Considerable Race. ' A partial loss of 1919 efficiency on the part of the Red pitching staff bas turned the National league affair into anybody's racer The Reds, with the pitching they drew last year, would again have been the class of the league. But fine pitching was a vital factor in their success, and this season they are drawing far rougher competition from a far greater number of clubs. TbeOlant" have looked weaker than they were a year ago, but St. IjouIs, Chicago and Brooklyn have all' looked stronger, with Pittsburgh fully as strong. , , Back in 1908 New York, Chicago and Pittsburgh struck the last three days less than a short beak apart It iould be no surprise this season to see at least three National league clubs steaming neck and neck into the stretch through September. And the list may embrace four. - ' Another Prophet. When George Slsler was at Michigan university he came outjor foot ball practice one day and gave promise even then of making a star. He had weight and exceptional speed and the ability to handle himself In action. Tost believes that he would have made one of the hnst ends in 'th. west. Yet Yost refused to let him play. "Slsler," he remarked at the time, "Is going to make one of the greatest baseball players you ever saw. ne mis everymmg. Me can hit, Held, pion now. iiaseoau win oe his profession, and it will mean a big yearly anlnlM T J .... I A ... A t. I A as. a. a.. . uiujr. 4 uuut warn mm 10 risK nis luoiDBH, waere a oaa snouiacr or an later on." Around the middle of June Slsler nas naa many nne years, out iau lopks to be his star campaign. It begins to look as if Cobb's successor in the American league had already arrived, for the Georgian now will have a cone-shaped time of It beating The Next Championship Melee. uempsey's next fight will hardly be with Carpentler. , Carpentier's next fight will hardly be with Dempsey. With all the heavyweight talent now at large It is extremely queer that so few of the topllners are bont upou any real action. There has been so much easy money floating about that the fighting trade has been temporarily abandoned. But the time is wellnlgh ripe for a few robust Uppercuts to be exchanged before publio interest in the heavyweight division dies out completely. Dempsey says he's ready. Who's next? 4 Ohio furnished the battleground for the Dempsy-Wlllard fight, for inn ciiampionsmp oi DBBeoau last uctouer, ana is now booked as the battleground tor the next open golf championship and the next presidential race. Buckeye soil in a sporting way is becoming more luxuriant every year, ; "ManV War," writes H. L. D., "is 'a winning horse because I haven't net on mm yet. wait'ii I do and watch him breHk a leg." If St. Louis wins the National league pennant this season our tip for 1921 is Pittsburgh at even money against the field, . This will complete the eighth successful candidate in eight successive years. ' The Intentional pass having been eliminated by the rules, we suppose, of course, they are passing Ruth unintentionally each time Yankee run ners reach sebond and third. How could you imagine anything else? Each were paired and Miss Xlndorstaln was to team with Miss Bnllln, or Uoston. STANDING OF THE CLUBS SOUTHERN LEAGUE. ! Club. Won. Lost, Pet. .sr .554 .547 .125 .508 .439 ..828 nirmingnnm ....... js Mobile! $s New Orleans. ...... ,7 Sfi Momphls ............ JS Little Itock ......... 33 Atlnnta 11 25 S 9 !!l 23 SO 87 46 Nashville 2 CHATTANOOGA ... U AMERICAN LEAGUE. Club. Won. Lost, ret. .6K7 .088 ,5fit .519 .509 .501) .San .271 Cleve'snd , New York , Chicago v., Uoston . ... Washington St. I.nnls ,, ID 22 25 2 2 ; 28 .17 43- 8X 82 M 27 28 111 18 Wtrolt .... Philadelphia NATIONAL LEAGUE. Club. Won. Lost. ret. .585 .545 .5S8 .52i .510 .458 .418 .418 Cincinnati a St 22 Chic, no .til M Hrooklyn .. 28 24 St. Louis an 27 rtttKhtugl. ,, 25 24 Uoston 22 M Philadelphia 28 82 Now York 2,1 32 TAGGING THE BASES The trouble with the Lookouts is prohshly lime poisoning. After bring whitewashed by the Hears yeslenlav for the second time, 2 to t their record of consecutive aoorelcss Innings le thirty. The ChU;ks overcame a three -run lead and defeated the Crackers, b to 4. With Neusel missing, the Pels lost to the Vols, 1 to I. Star for a 1 day: Hoeckol, of the Braves. His slimle In the seventh scored Crslee and beat tie Cardinals. The Pirates hammered I'feffer, Smith and Orlmes for sixteen hits, winning a slugfest from Brooklyn. Carl Mays was thumped merrily by the Browns. Babe Kuth got a lone single off Plxla Pavla. Kx-Olants came home to roost at the Polo grounds when Merkle. Mersog and Knbertson led the Cubs In bitting the Ulant heavers. Homers by Wlngo and Paubert, of the Kels. defeated the Phllllea. Kmlih a batting. Including a double nd three singles, featured Cleveland's victory over the Ued Hon, Keith's home run In the eighth and a like hit by Oharrltv In the ninth put added ginger Into Washington's defeat ot me iigers. THE CHATTANOOGA- NEWS Helen Has COOLO LICK THE'M IFTHEV VC2. TWICE LICK YOU- a"5 ow: I'LU 6AY THAT-' P05TLKHT Gran f land Rice, pitch and run bases like a cham oaseDau future by a year or two at injured leg would affect bis play crashed his way beyond .400. He YESTERDAY'S RESULTS SOUTHERN LEAGUE. At CHATTANOOGA (Noel andRK'R Nelderkorn) 0 7 J Mobile (Priests and Pond) 2 12 J At Memphis (Thweatt, Uood- bred and Meyers) g Atlnnta (Bonne and Hnger.'. , 4 9 0 At Nhvll (Hodge and Kohl- becker) . ,. New Orleans (Phillips, Tor kelson and IVberry) ., 1 g 2 At Little Itock-lllrnilngham; ruin. NATIONAL LEAGUE. R.H. E. At Philadelphia (Causey. Gallia and Tragresacr) 1 i g Cincinnati (Luquc and Wlngo) 10 1 At Brooklyn (Pfcffor, Smith, Orlmea and Miller) 7 Jl 4 Pittsburgh (lYmder, Cooper nnd Hrhmldti Jg j At New York (Benton, Barnes, Huhhell end Rnydor) 4 14 J Chicago (Tyler, Carter and At Boston (Scott and dowdy, , o'Neiii) s 10 1 St. Louis (Haines and Clemons) 2 8 3 AMERICAN LEAGUE. At Cleveland (Caldwell ami ' " O'Neill) ij 20 0 Boston i Bush. Fortune, KhVI nnd- niters) 5 u q At ft. 1-onls (Pavla and Scve- teld) g 14 1 New York (Mays, Collins and Hannah) 2 9 0 At Chicago (Kerr and Schalk).. 2 9 1 Philadelphia (Harris and Per- kins! 17 0 At Detroit (Dauaa. Allen and Atnsmlth) 17 1 Washington s (l&uchery aiii Uharrlty) .-- 8 9 0 SOUTH ATLANTIC LEAGUE. Chnrlotte, 2; Krmrtnnbiir, Charleston, 0; Columbia. 0. AuRUsta, 11: Crcenville, 9. PHELPS TO MEET BRUNS . New Orleans, ij,., jun :.Kamond Phelps and Henry Pruns. dualists In the recent Carolina tournament, were to meet in (he feature match for the southern lawn tennis tournament chanii'loililp here today. It was the third meeting Una year of Hnms and 1 helps, (.arlton Smith. Atlanta, meets William Klchlcmann In the other bracket. Prima continues a strong fa vorlt to win the singles and la a slight choice, with Phelps as his mate. In the doubles Both are residents of New Orleans. Tom Camthers. of Chatta nooga, was ellntltited yesterday. Her Troubles Sti. NOW VoO Go OUT AMO FIUD YxR fATHE.fi' Amp both or Nbo mwht n.t lien. IS SH) WANT COME ON CA-bEY OR. VCLL BOTH - T BEAT UP TODAY'S BASEBALL. i southsrn League. Mobile at CHATTANOOGA, cloudy. New Orleans at Nashville, cloudy. Atlanta at Memphis, cloudy. Birmingham at Llttls Rock (J) cloudy. National Lsagus. . Chicago at New -York, cloudy. Pittsburgh at Brooklyn, cloudy. Cincinnati at Philadelphia, cloudy. r r , . St. Louis at Boston, cloudy. Amerlcsn League. New York at St.' Louis, clear. Philadelphia at Chicago, clear. Boston at Cleveland, clear. Washington at Detroit. LOOKOUTS KALSOMINED ONCE MORE BY 2-0 SCORE The Bears blanked the Lookouts for the second ponsecutlve -time yesterday afternoon, 2 to 0. . Monty Prlegte re ceived credit for the victory, while the loss was charged to Frank Noel. The feature of the game was the placing of a new Interpretation upon the playing rules by Umpire Bull Wil liams. In the ninth inning Townsend was sent Into bat for Noel. Prleste cut loose with a fast one, which the local receiver could not dodge, and the ball mashed his wrist against the bat so badly that he was forced to leave the rfy BUS! . I JUL. .! tilT REAT UP 7J1ET BRlNIN' J I fsAWMY Wire , I ' . I t- r... i u I n A -ft. ft 0. 4 f 'Just Off the Train" P',' It ' It- TivF.C'Q Ml J to ffi&Mfc' f f I Trivial t tr ji-'W1 h'.JitT' n. r .,;.;("" vv:. : v i'.t. .(; THE OENUINI CLOTHj ; There it only one Genu int Palm Beach Cloth. It tomes in dark shades as ell as light. . . The trademarked label im the coat is your safeguard. PA0-0EE-COME tWrAeJT&VooR. SUPPER! QRAWN game in favor of Cunningham, If ever a man was entitled to walk to first' It was Townsend, . but Williams ruled that he should have dodged the ball and refused. It was about the crudest piece of um piring ever seen at Andrews field. All a moundsmen need do to win his game with Williams umpiring apparently Is to bean the opposing batsmen and then whiff them while they are unconscious. His decision went badly with .the crowd yesterday and officers were forced to escort him through the 'crowd. The Bears won In the seventh. Mul len opened with a single.' Ducote forced him, but after Golvin filed out, Pond singled and Prleste dittoed, winning his own game. The Bears' final marker came In the ninth on Mullen's double, Ducote's sacrifice and Golvin's single. Mobile A.B. R. P.O. A. E. McMillan, SsVi. Allen, 3b. Mulve8, cf, i.K Tutweller. If. , , Mullen, 2h. .'. , Ducote, rf. , . . . , Oolvln.ylb. .... Pond, e Prleste, p. ..... 1 Totals ...I... Chattanooga. -Gleason, 2b, . , Dudley, ss. . . . Halt, lb Bratchi, If. ... Johnson, rf. ... Nelderkorn, c. . Demoe. 3b. . . . Shay, cf 3 5 1 ...JS 2 12 27 12 H. H. P.O. A. 4 1 E 2 0 0 1 4 1 1 14 1 1 8 1 0 I I H-kil NATTER -ARE NO- I JUt)T I rf I . i , . . . . i ; . By Allman amOAmoTUS.- IT"" BY GEORfiE M'MANUS. - FOR THE CHATTANOOGA NEWS tTownsend ..; Cunningham .... 0. 1' Totals 0 0 tRntted for Noel in ninth 1 27 24 jBtted for Tpwnsend In ninth. ' Innings. ; 12? 4 5 8 7 8 9 R Mobile ..0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 12 Chattariooga ;......0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 00 Summary: Sacrifice hits Ducot, Al len,. Halt. Stolen bases Demoe, Dud ley. Two-base . hit Mullen. Double play Noel to Demoe to Halt. Bases on balls Oft Noel, 1; oft Prieste, 4. Struck out by Noel, 1; by Priester, 6. Hit bats man-r-By Prieste (Demoe). Time 1:56. Umpires-Williams and Pfenniger. - MUST REPLAY GAMES New York,', June 28. President Fultz, of the International league, ruled yes terday that the. two. games between To ronto and Jersey City at Jersey City last Sunday must' be replayed, the first contest to be resumed at the point where umpire Corcoran was escorted from the field by the police. At the time Toronto was leai Wing, 8 to 0, with five Innings played - DEMPSEY TO FIGHT - Los Angeles, CU June, 23. Jack Dempsey plans to re-enter the ring July 2 at Denver In an exhibition match. His opponent has not yet "been selepted. He will follow this up with a four or six-round exhibition bout July B or 8 at St, Paul. He will then leave for New York. Carpentler will be of fered a bout Labor day. ,0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Hes cool as crisp OctolDer ! Easywell-roomed envied bv the perspirin&ly wilted. Gddmired by those who know STYLE eind a PALM BEACH SUIT IS THE CAUSE OF IT ALL! So wonderful is this National Summer Garment for the warm days of July. So inexpensive, so readily washed or dry-cleaned, that in these times ' it's not surprising to find four wise men out of . , five clad in the GENUINE CLOTH. When you buy discriminate. Choose a suit that is weU-tailbred. J Tor PALM BEACH CLOTH like many another worthy suiting can be spoilt in the making. , A reputable clothier will take pride in present ' ink fine workmanship and the trademarked, label in the suits he shows you. THE PALM BEACH MILLS - GOODALL WORSTED CO. SELLING AGENT t A. ROHAUT. 229 FOURTH AVENUE, NEW YORK Bits of Byplay By LUKE McLUKE . s Copyright.' 1920,, by - ; Tl Cincinnati Enquirer.' A Rssl Optimist, "That fellow mltn Is an optimli Un't he?" said Brown. "Yes," replied Jones. "He Is than! UJ that the doesn't have to buy Ice winter and 'he If thankful that 1 doesn't have to buy coal In summer.' Light and Heavy. , The poor man's worried, goodni knows; ,. He's angry, too. I'm "told, By wearing a light suit of clothes ' Hs caught a heavy cold. The Wise Fool. ."Other people have a right to thj opinions," observed the Bage. "Yes," agreed the Fool. "If they ha pen to be the same as ours." , , Such a Langwldge. "If more than one mongoos you set Explained Professor Mooses; "Do not term them 'mongeese,' de me, , , . ,. : The plural Is mongooses." Smile! Though you're In trouble, do not slg The clouds will soon go drifting by; Do not look sad and don't feel glum. Cheer up, the best Is yet to cornel , Bless His Hesrtl Willie Waddle lives at Strawberi Kentucky, The Reformer. So practiced at perceiving wrong, He'd fain reform an angel throng, And pass a heavenly ordinance Go regulate their Joyous dance, That- all might pass the great Whl Throne With steps as chastened as hla own. His thanks disturb the cherubim, -That he Is not like other men; My praises raise them up again, That other men are not like him. Urbana. George Knows Hew It Feels. -(Houston Post.) -Luke McLuke says It Is Just as hai to lie to one's wife over the phone i to her face. Neither is hard, Luke; tl hard thine Is to make her believe tl statement, no matter how you make 1 phone or face, to face with the aff davits and the seal of state. Goahl Talking about wlndy newspapers. ho about the Hurricane Breese, of Hun cane, W. Va.? Cheerful Guys. An optimist is Daniel Dee, Of knockers he is not afraid; If you hand him a lemon, he Will turn It Into lemonade. . Luke McLuke, An optimist, Is Bilas 81lck, , He really Is, that's what PthlnkJ If you land' on him with a kick He'll try to work It In a drink. Hastings (Neb.) Tribune Same Old Stuff! We see by the papers that "pandt monlum reigned" at the Chicago cor ventlon. And we suppose the wel known welkin also rang. Notlcel If you are looking for a soft Job, yo can find A. Snap In Columbus, Ohio. Names Is Names. . We don't know how "she would Ilk working with a train crew. But Esth May Flagg lives in Fort Wayne, Ir dlana. , i I Our Dally Special. Thp Season for Hunting Trouble 1 Always Open. Luke McLuke Says. A lot of women have an Idea tha as long as you give your husband swell funeral when he dies. It doesn matter how you treat him when he I anve. - If a girl can play the piano she tm aglnes that the best singer is the on who can yell the loudest. Any husband can tell you that th only times his wife goes through hi pockets are the times when he ha something In them he doesn't want he to see. ' . , : - The June grooms are feeling Ilk birds rlnrht now. But a year from noi they will be feeling like worms. It must make a reformer! , ors t know that a few other meti'fn th world Imagine that they are as too as he Is. When a man wants to be polite h never thinks of practicing 'on hla owi wife. -, V J