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A Woman's Pride -is largely in ber figure, and rightly so. The L?NGFELO MODELS of the For 1903 reflect the newest styles in woman's attire. There are 150 styles to select from?a variety that is certain to contain the identical garment that your figure requires to accentuate its beauty and correct its defects. .; Styles 425 and 430, made of batiste, distinctly this season's ; proper models, $ 1.00 arvd $ 1.50. Hose supporters attached. "More expensive patterns exquisitely finished made of any Corset materials ii you desire them* A Shape for Every Figure. ASK YOUR DEALER?. WOMAN WAS ACQUITTED Other Trials to Follow for Selling Without License. BAPTIST CHURCH REVIVAL Captain McCracken is Urged by His Friends for Reappointment Upon the Board of the Eastern State Hospita.' ?Valuable Merfiber (Spe-cIU to Th* Tlmes-Dlspatch.} FKEDERICK&BC?tG, VA., February G.?Ashes' Har??ld, of Spotsylvanla coun? ty, who was one of .-?ose indicted at Spotsylvanla Court the frst of the week, ibarged with f*elllng liquor without a (l?ense, was tried in the County Court of Spobsyl>?'ania yesterday and acquitted. Other triais are to follow. The revi val "which has been in progress it tb.6 Baptist Church here for the past three weeks, conducted by Rev. Dr. J. ?. DUI. the pastor, assisted a portion o? tbe tlm* by Dr. A. C. Barron. of Char? lotte, ?C. C... closed last night with bap? tismal ceremonies. There have been over twenty additions to the church as s. result of the meeting. CiipTa^in. T^McCracken, of this city, who tai for some time been connected with xht East ore State Hospital, at Williams burg, aa a member of the Board of Di?? rectors. Is rearing tho end of his present term, and It Is a genera! deslro or the people here and in this section that he fc* reeppointed, as it. is known that tie bas rendered ?valuable service to the ctxti and-bas a fine reoord for the ad? ministration of the affairs at the Institu? tion, as far as they have come under his .lurlsdicstion. Captain ; McCracken la a? jprnnjlnent "merchant here, a successful -business man and a large property bolder. He is aow the president of the' Board of Directors of the hospital, and in the THE VALUE OF CHARCOAL. Few People Knew Hew Useful it Is in Preserving Health and Beauty. Nearly everybody know? that charcoal lit th6 safest and most efficient disinfec? tant and purifier in nature, but few real? ste tes value when taken Into the human eynt^zn for tht? game cleansing purpose. Charcoal is a remedy tha* the more you take of It, tho better; It ts not a drug at all, but (.imply Absorbs the gases u-nd Impurities always present in the ston>ac,h a.nd Intestines, airf carries theja ?ol of U.o system. Charcoal sweetens the breath after fanolclng, drinking or ii-fter eating onions ted other odorous vegetables. Charooa! effectually clears and Improves the complexion. It whlt?nts the teeth and farther aots au a natura] and eminently cafe cathartic ? It absorbs the Injurious gases which collbct In the stomach and bowels; it tils!! if ecu the mouth and throat from tho potion of catarrh. All druggists sell charcoal In one form or another; but probably the best char ?vial ar;d the most for tho money ls In ?tuart's Absorbent Lozenges; they are cotapo?sd ?f um finest powdered Willow Charcoal and other harmless antiSHptice In tablet form, ir rather In ..v? form of largo, pleasant-tnst Ing jozeriSOBi the char o>nJ belnp! mixed with honey. The dally u?,G or thftse losengee will *ood tell In a much improved condition of the general health, better complexion, Bweefr breath end purer blood, and tho beauty of It le that no possible harm can result from their continued use, but on the contrary, great benefit, A Buffalo pbyslciun. In speaking of tho benefits of charcoal taya, "j advise Btuart'e Absorbent bozor.gts to ajl pa? tient* suffering fj-ora gaa In the. .etornocb and bowels, and It clears the complexion ?i<J purifies the breath, mouth and ?hrcuiL I also believe? the liver la great? ly benefited by the doily use or them? tbey cost but twenty-fh* cents a bo* at drug ?torta, and although in ?ome ?ense ? ratant preparation, yet .1 believe 3 get mor? and better charcoal In 6m art's Absorbent botenget than in. iny 0j tb* w.dinary charcoal tablet*.'? I opinion ot the peoplo here ho la entitled to reappolntment CLOVER SEE?. Th* fanners of Westmoreland county saved during the past'season over l.tXX bushels of clover seed. The largest grower was Mr!-. Thomas M. Axnest, who liar vested . orer. 100 bushels of. seed' and sold them, at $7,50 per. bushel.'. ' ','..'. Mr. Harrison. GriiTis, a well known citi? zen of Stafford county, who was paralyzed a .short time ago. Is now in a critical condition, and but little hopes are entertained for-his recovery. Mrs. Henry V. Turner, ot Port Conway. j-Ung? Georg* county, who hie been 111 at a hospital in O?ltlmore for; some time.' Is so .much Improved that she expats to return home In k short time. The young son of Mrs. Llizle Burk?, of King George count?, while at play a few days ago. received a fall which resulted In the fracture of his hip bone, from which he is suffering considera? ble. .. j. . The people of King G-eorge county, near the county seat, are apprehensive that there, may be. an outbreak of .hydrophobia among the canines in that' locality, a rabid dog having made' the rounds of the oommunity-, a few. days . ago. and It is suppoFi? to have bitten ri number of dogs he encountered. ?much niPr.?VEb. Colonel E. D. C?le, who has been sick for sums cv?elss at his home here. Is so much Improved as to be able to ride out. and expects to be at business again In a -?ort tima. C.Oss. Lula Barh.am, of Southampton county. Is the guest hero o? Miss Alice .M. Gammon. . Misa . Rosa Tayloi, of Charlottes-ville, has been rhe guest this week of Miss Ellen . Wallace.. ' .'\ .?. Mr. Kerry .Warren? ..of Orange county, has been, the guest for. several dayE ol his relative, >Ir. XV'. K. Hurkarnp. s Dr. C. 'B, Granfield. assistant super? intendent of salary and . allowance divi? sjon In the Postoffice Department at Washington, has been the guest here this week of ostmaste.r John M. Griffin. .Mra J?nnle XV. Maitland has returned from an extended trip to friends In Richmond. SURVEY COnPLETED Blackstone and Chase City Railroad Taps Fine Lumber Region, (SpeelHl to The Tlmi'S-Plspatch.) CHASE CITY, VA., February 6.?The engineer corps, under Captain T. M. T. McKenr.on. engaged for the last month in sui'i-eying the line of the Blackstone and Chase City Railroad returned here to? day, having completed tholr work. The distance from the Southern road here to tire Norfolk and Western at Black atone is B9 9-10 miles. As located, the ; road passes within three miles of Luneu burg Courthouse, east of the town, and all through that county Captain MeKen non says It traverses a country of. magni f.cent Umbers. Foresrs of Primeval growth of oak, poplar, pine and other valuable lumber trees abound with splendid pro? portions. He nays the location is favor? able for tho speedy const ruction of a railroad, and the peoplo are enthusiastic In ?rlow or the prospects of getting out of the wilderness and tho Immense ad? vantage to be derived, The undeveloped rosourcea of forest,, ag? ricultural and mineral wealth aro vlsibl?? un every r.idc. The road ??1 pa-ss throur^b tbe county of Lunctiburg a distance of about Hvorrty-fViO miles, and along a section hitherto Inaccessible and dcnrivisd of railroad facilities. Work will commence In th* spring and be pushed rapidly. Tbo financial 'ar? rangements havo been practically con? summated. Biadatone and Chase City will be bene? fited aid start on a new career of prosperity, New railroad? arouse the dortnaal ??neruif-s of the people, utilize th? neglected resources of wealth from fields, forest? and mines, and proclaim thrift and advancement all along theli lines. New villages and entorprlaos will spring up. and blsiness, travel and ?Iti-, cation will bo encouraged awl promoted. MUST /MARRY IN YEAR OR PAY FOR DINNER (Eicclal to Tlio Tirrjots-nisiiatrti) NEW BBCNSWICK. February 7. Eloi-eu young men of this city have or? ganized the Owl Club. A provision or tts constitution Is that at each annual me?jt 1ng there shall be selected by lot one member who muri marry v.-:thln a year or else pay for dlrmere for the rett. One was selected last night, but his name Is pot given out because,, the other?, say. there would then be eo many girls aft??' him that he would have too Et>c?! a "> dinne? to be married. MANY BILLS IN THE HOUSE Important Measures Offered , Yesterday.i GENERAL FENCE LAW Mr. Carter Presenta One Making Four-String Fence Lawful?Senate Has Short Session and House Works on Tax Measure. The legislative session was lull of pub? lic Interest yesterday. Little -was done In tha Senate beyond bearing two power? ful ?peecheu In favor of the Ha-Uey Lee statue Mil, but there were several Im? portant measures ottered and referred. The House session was devoted mainly to a further consideration ot the tax bill, It having been read at some length by the clerk, though, not nearly com? pleted. Thoro was no discussion and no material amendments were ottered. A great many Important bills were of? fered. Messrs. Matthews and Cummins offered bills looking to tho better listing of personal property, and Mr. Carter, of Scott, offered a cenerai fence law for the State, making four poles or wires a lawful fence. Mr Cardwell presented ? bill appropriatine: $100,000 additional for the proposed repairs at the Capitai and there was another by Mr. West to authorize counties to erect Confederate monumenta. All these were referred, along with resolutions providing tor a new.flag on the Capital and memorializ? ing Congress to submit an amendment to the. United. States Constitution, pro? dding for tho popular election of United States Senators, The House The House was called to order at noon by Speaker John G. Ryan, and prayer was offered by Dr. W. JR. u. Smith, of the Baptist Church. Mr. Fulton, of Wise, offered a Joint resolution memorializing the United States Congress to propose an amendment to the Constitution ? providing for... the election of United States-Senators by.the people, and Mr. ' C- C.: Baker offered one to place a. new State flag en tho Ca-pltol. Both resolutions were referred, and the clerk resumed the-reading of the general tax measure, which came up ss a special order. The clerk read section after section, but there was no .discussion, and at 1:4? ? .M. the Souse adjourned until noon to? morrow. ? OFFERED AN3> REFERED. The following bills were offered in the House and referrefl: By Messrs. Mathews and Cummins: To secure the better listing of personal prop? erty in the. State. By Mr. Charles T. Bland: to require steam and eleotric railway companies to heat their cars. By Mr. Cummlng: To amend the law so as to.require the faxing of the oath when gtving in the lists of one's property for ta:?-atiiih. By Mr. Carter: To provide a general fence law for the State. By Mr. Toney: To authorize the tak? ing of the canius of the city of Manches? ter. By Mr. Fulton: To authorize the treas? urer of Dickenson county to compromise with certain oreditors. By Mr. West: To allow the Board ol Supervisors of any county to erect Con? federare monuments. By Mr. Ca'rdwell: To appropriate $100,00 additional-for repairs at the Capitol. : .? The Senate, ' The? Senate :was In-session ' about an hour. Nearly the whole time was tak "n up with the consideration of the Halsey bill to place? the Lee statue In ?he Statuary Hall In the Capitol at Wash? ington. .-,?, Mr. Keezell, from the Committee on. Public Institutions and Education, re? ported Mr. Hobb's" bill to provide for the rearing of bloodhounds to assist the sheriffs In hunting down criminals. The News From Louisa. CS-ec!al to Th?? Tiraen-ntiinfttrh.) LOUISA. VA., Feb. 7.?Monday is the regular county court day for Louisa, but thero will be a light docket for ? Judge Shus to dispose of. : Miss Ltllie B. Winston left to-day for a month's visit to her sister, lu Bow? ling Green. Va. Mr. ?C. P. Handerson, of Long Island, ?C. J.'i located this week on hia farm, recently purchased, about two miles west' of town. Mr. Gustavus Monroe, of Washington, D. ?-. is tho guest of Miss Edna Keene this -week. Going to Florida. Mr. Walter Duke, editor of the Vir? ginia Odd-Fellow, will accompany the Virginia- Press Association to Florida to? morrow. Mrs. Duke wiLl go with her husband. . ? RECORD OF TBE PAST Ho Stronger Evidence Gan Be Produced. Look -well to their record. What thej have done many times In years gone by lu the best guarantee of futuro results, Any Ono with a had back, "-any rendei lufforiug from urinary troubles, from any kidney Ills, will find In the following evi? dence proof that relief and cure Is near at hand: Mr. G. M. Myers, the well known shoe? maker, of Winchester Avenua and Four? teenth Street, Asbland, Ky.. says: "Doan's Kidney Pills are like true friends?the Icnger you know them tbe bettor they are appreciated. 1 can aud nothing to the statement 1 first made In 1606, after 1 procured the remedy at the Ventura Drug Company and took a course of the treat? ment, which cured mo. I was absolutely freo from all backache for nearly three years; then I noticed a slight ache, as the result of a cold, In my back. A, box ol Doan's Kidney Pills disposed of It. I have rei ommended this remedy to many and have never heard of one who did not en? dorse the claims made tor it." For eale by all dealers. Price, 50 cent?. Fotiter-MlllbuiTi Company, Buffalo, ?, ?. sole agents for the United States. Remember the ?amo?Eroan's-ahd take no BUbstltute, .- ? ? ' ? "? MAY KILL THE UN? Important Session to Be Hold To-Morrow. MOTION TO RECONSIDER Lively Discussion Will Be Precipitated. Decision May Cut In Both Directions , and May Result In Withdrawal of Some of the Merr.bors. The Fehruary meeting of the Mlnlote rial Union of-Richmond, which will be held to-morrow morning in the parlors of the Young JIen'3 Christian Associa? tion, bld3 fair to develop into one of the most Important in the history of tho body. Whether or not the Union shall ln tereot Itself In affairs not wholly and entirely religious and devotional will have to be decided, and upon the decis? ion may hang the further existence of the organization. Whichever way the tide flows there may follow, as a re? sult, the withdrawal of certain promi? nent and Influential members. THAT RESOLUTION. At the last meeting of the Union, it will be recalled, thero wae adopted, at the Instance of the Rev. Dr. R. P. Kerr, pnstor of tho First Prebytcrlan Church, a resolution. providing that hereafter unanimous, consent will have to be ob? tained beforo there can be Introduced upon the floor of the Union any matter not strictly devotional In Its nature. There -was some light manifestation against that part of the paper requir? ing unanimous action?which, in Its effect, would practically exclude any outside matters?but the resolution was finally adopted without a d.sseritlng voice. The effect of It was seen at once. One ot the ministers arose and asked that the Union send to the Council, which met ? that night, some communication with reference to tho Sunday horso^raclng. Under the Kerr resolution just adopted the matter could not even be admitted to the floor. Since this date there has been ?more or less talk among the ministers about the stand the Union has taken. And now at the February meeting the matter will come up again in a more lively shape than ever. There is reason to believe that the session to -morrow ( shall not have proceeded far before there will be made a motion to reconsider and rescind the Kerr resolution. The movement may come from the Methodist ranks, or from the Baptists, or even some of the others. Tne most marked dissatisfaction under tne new ruling seems to exist amons the Baptists and Methodists, several among whom have been heard to express them? selves in strong disfavor of tho resolution. It Is reasonable to believe, therefore, that 'he ?proposition for a change will ?some from them. The mo-Ion will probably precipitate a lively discussion, wn'ch may shake the Union to its foundations. Sov.eral min? isters have indicated their intention to he prerent and sny a few things. Dr J.' B. Hawthorne and others are opposed to the resolution and they will all be there. CUTS BOTH WATS. Those who stand by r?e Kerr re-solu toin hold to the belief that the Union was formed strictly for devotional pur? poses and tha; it is in ^danger of dis? organization as a result of Intermeddling In affairs with which It has nothing to do. Or. the other hand, it is believed by the many who would rescind the reso? lution that, the Unlcrn should properly interest Itself1 in the moral side of cur? rent and local affairs, and that it should look after the community In a spiritual way. Sabbath 'observance and so on, they deo'.are. come within the function of the Cnri--tian ministry and should engage the attention of the Union, which will die of ?pathy and stupidity if it never does anything. Now both of the?e sides are strongly represented and there is danger that whichever way the decision goes it will be oisa.strous. It the resolution Is re? scinded -orne of tho^e who advocate the principi* embodied in it may withdraw their membership; It Is not. some oi those who are opposing it may do e?. Hence the tiring cuts In both directions. "There may bo a compromhe," said a. weii-known minister yesterday; "we could elect a strong business committee and provide that before any matter Is admitted for discussion and action it shall be referred to this committee. In this way the business will be sifted- out before It get3 to us. Such a. rulin? should satisfy both sides. This Is. in fact, already one of the laws of the Union, but it ha3 been completely lg noted. " The Man ABOUT DAIhT CALENDAR-FEE. a 1053?Two policemen added to the force In Richmond? 19m?,\*o robberies reported etnee the police force was enlarged. ? ? * , If v.o can V.'o want to find the weather man. He's the fellow who has caused us double v Troutile, And the result is '& cold In the head, Almost sick enough to bo in bed. When ho says it'll enow. We shall know, That ho means rain, And we asaln Rut faith in him ?J Up to the brim. We got out our slay. Carry It around all day, Hoping to find a hill, To coast to our fill. But the rain 'poura down Anil wo are found Without our umbrella Which sema fellow Carried away One day. Now we have a (run? Not for fun? And when we find the weather man, if we can, As iva have said before A hole we-'.ll boro '..,-.,j Right through him, T^J&'V And that'll do Wm. ' ' t ? ? ? ? We fell 'like writing poetry, for the Honorary Member came Into our placa the other day and gpt ten cants from us to go out and get a paper arid some pevcll to writ? u* ? piece about the rock pile and a freight train. He never came baelt. , Now It la ?f to us, and w? went over . ."lv , iv.'v . ? ? > Miller <& Rhoads Miller F Rhoads Our Announcement of Spring Dress Goods and Silks Out opening salo of ^pring Dress Goods and Silks begins tomorrow morning. This departai'Mifc has made, "and is making, for na a reputation in which we'justly feel great.pride. Such an increaso in tho volume of business as this department shows can only be accounted for in one way?and that is, that we have correct fabrics at the lowest possible prices. A Larger Stock This Season. "We, will show this week some excellent foreign and American Silk and Wool fabrics, both in black and colors that aro especially adapted to Spring wear. Come and look over the stock and compare styles, qualities and prices with other stores. An Especially Strong Une of Black Dress Goods and Silks Violes, Mistrals, Nuns' Veiling, Crepe de Chine, Challies, Batiste, Prunellas, Wool Peau de Soie, Cheviots and Serge. Whites and O earns Will be Very Popular Especially in Voiles, Mistrals, Challies and Batiste for evening wear, weddings, ?fco. . , Colored Silks Corded Wash Silks, 39c. Wide and narrovr cords, to both white end colored. Neat., dainty designs. Polka Dot Foulards, 50c. 23 Inches wide, In black, ??t-y and white grounds, with small pin dois. Printed Satin Liberty, 75c. 23 inches wide, light -weight and very lustrons, in small fig? ures and dots on black and na-vy. grounds. These are very popular for Shirt-waist Suit*. Hair Line Stripes, 1 __ ....... Shepherds' Checks, I S9Cm Swiss taffetas, light weight end lustrous, In neat, dalnty etripes and checks. Japanese hah ut ai, $1.00. 27 inches wide, white grounds, with colored stripes In th?? new Mexican stitch. ..... Striped Glace Taffetas,! . Louislne Checks, } 7?C' AU r.uro fill;, rich nnd lustrons/ In black, whlto, greens sad blues. Princess Crepes, 89c. Just rtscclVfecl another lnrolce of those popular sllke.mftMne our color assortment again complete. Sat?n Luxor, 89c Satin .Luxor. Satin do Lyon or Single-faced Pean de So.? arc practically tho same thing. We are showing on? of the ' heut values to bo found In tho city ut 80o, in a -wide range of : colors. fitolre Velours, 75c. 10 Inches wide, very lustrous, white, bleck, oreara ?vid Uglit bluo. Bircie Silks Peau de Soie, 7Sc. 10 Inches wide, good weight end guaranteed to wear well. Black Wash Silks, 45c In Email end largo cords,, both plaid and rtriped. BlackMoire Velour, 75c. p7 inches wide, estro, value. Black Peau de Cygne, $1.00. ' 20 Inches wide. soft, and lustrous, guaranteed to wear well. Waterproof Japanese Silk, 50c. Four virtues In one, water-proof, epot-proof, pereplrat?on. proof and fnst black. Dress Goods All-Wool Albatross, 39c. 86 inches wide, all pure wool, twenty shades to seleet from. Wool Veilings, 39c. 88 inches wide, all pure wool, made by the celebrated Botany Mills, in a full range of colorings. Printed Albatros's, 50c. D* inches wide, in dainty dote snd stripes, much newer toan chailies. Corded Violes, 50c So inches wide, all pure wool. Prunella Cloths, $1.00. 45 inches wide, Tory lustrons. . The Blooming Forth of the Spring Cotton Fabrics 3?o matter how cold or blustry the weather out? side, it's impossible to walk through these depart? ments and not feel that Spring is ready to burst forth?why it'll make you forget there ever Aas been an y winter. The new spring cottons are so wonder? ful in their prertiness. It's hard for an enthusiastic departmentmanager to pick out a few tilings from his list?he's gener? ally in love with all of them and it's doubly so with these Spring fabrics. We'll try a few, however, at the risk of slighting some others equally as good : Among the puro, white goods ls a Novehy P que at 5Uc a yard. There's ? fine lacfr like ?tripo run? ning through these goods which cer? tainly gives them a beautiful effect, Novelty Oxfords, -15c per yard. A ?triptil Oxford at 25c Is quite heavy in weight, and will make a ser? viceable sidro or an entire shirt-waist suit. Fine Me/ras, 25c. If you want something in a ?nevestefifect you can't du better. Striped Madras, 12 l-2c. Ifc's an extra fine quality and our buyer claims it usually retails at 20c. It's his business to know?and it certainly looks low priced nt J2Mic. Nal -.sook?ID yards of ib in a box for?1.4S. Loogcbth, S 1,10?13 yards in this piece also, Fine, soft?nLsh. - Havo you passed year Opinion yet on th? Mercerized Waist Damask at 50c per yard? Lots of women have, and will wear them this spring. Certainly a swell fabric. Now for a few words about the Wash fabrics with colors in them ?and what a?(w? almost said be? wildering asso riment there is, but we don't want to bewilder people) ?although the color combinations are certainly charming this spring. Mercerised Oxfords, with pretty black and whlto stri ??? or checks, only 5oc per yard, Etiminc Suitings?one of the pr?t-' tle'st wearas thafevor .'came off a loom. > All shadee, including black and wall?*.? 2cc. ' Cirdcd Pop'lns?heary weights In black, imvy, tan, ? whit?, plat and cadet, 2-c. Scotch Zephyr Ginghams, 25c, made by the Andersons of Glas? gow. Nothing batter in Ginghams than Andersons' has ever been turned out. We can't tell of course, what the future will be. OxtorAs andChfvlDt Cljths, l2V?c, stripes, dots and figures. Yard wide Pc.-ca'e ?, 7 l?2c. Dress Q"n?lnm?, S i-3c? nothing bat tbs bast styles ani coloring?. Brown Ores* L n?n, 23 lachas wide, for ISc. Tho quality'is extra good A Few of the Tailored Gowns for Spring Are you ready for yours ? ' - You'll find here good.material, stylo arid making, combined, with moderate prices. There's a minimum price, below which 'agood Suit cannot be sold. "We've never been able to find garments under ten dollars that we'd be willing to show our customers, and they're tho best ten dollar values that diligent search among the big and little suit makers has brought forth. Two styles at $10.00?one made witlt a JTorfolb jacket and full flared skirt.?the other a cheeked tweed, slightly bluueed with a flat collar, unllned 7 gored skirt. Doth suits havo tho Bishop sleeves. A very serviceable-all-wool Cheviot is $15.00? The jacket is collarless and slightly bloused'.-.pepluta back, Bishop sleeves, double capes, and lined with taffeta. ? ? . The Skirt of this pretty Suit is'imlined'and mad a" .with 9 gores. Taffeta piping on both skirt and jacket.'' A Xnity Suit for. $ I 7.50 is mode of all-wool Venetian cloth ? vrith n ii unii ned skirt. The jacket Is tineJ with taffeta and is flaturound the neck and made with tha-paplum back, " those llttlo tab liko appendages that set. off, tho' garment so nicely.? A more elaborate suit of all cheviot Is $20.00. Tho jacket, is made with cape coll ? rs and lined with taffet?. Neat) braid trimming on the skirt, which forms a yoke. to the Elks' Homo last nlg-ht to dally w.w.i the muse. Wo dallied lone enough to get this through: k There are things that cannot bo spoken Unless the speaker Is joken. And when you auk tor a transfer slip, Don't forget to give the conductor a tip. Auk In a 6ang frold air, Or he'll givo you the stony starts. le explicit in your direction And In this connection The conductor will treat you right? . There'll be -no fight. Now, If this tsnt' great, our idol lias, been shattered, and we don't know what beautiful diction and correct metre is, The spring poot ts now In our midst. lie Iwls submitted a beautiful poem on the birds and blossoms and the babbling brooks. We are not going to print It just yot, for wo feel that a poom of that kind, should have Its environments, and rsuch environments ara anow storms, bliz? zards, icicles and howling winds. When la a spring poem more enjoyable than while the sleet is pouring down a?d the poor people are freezing to death ? * ?. , We'll print the poem next weak some , ' - . I ? time, when we expect a snow storm, for the coal 'in our bin will be'gone by that time, and wo don't know where we'll get any more. But we'll read the spring, poem and that will keep us -warm. ? ? ? Mr, Fred. J?rgens has roturned. It wa? not generally known, but.he wont to Now York for some things, and his absence -was ' missed by his choasa friends because tho Joko- he tells so often wee-milled? on-the desert ajr, That Joke he toll? Is a good one. and It dear old Hc?ary Orinimeli, wasn't suffer? ing with a broken leg. and Tom Boudar wasn't suffering with his voice from say? ing "Give rho a smoke," so often, we coula -enjoy it. ' But with Henry nnd Tom absent, tho Joke don't gq very well. At any rato, we are glad that Frede? rick Is baek again, ana we hope he will send.us that set'.if calendars. Speaking about calendars, we wish to tha.nU.our friend Mr, Kobert Portner. the beer man, for sending us the beautiful picture, attached to his calendar. Wo have it hanging over our desk, next to the calendar Mr. Morgan Mills dona ted. ? ? ? They ?ay thitth? editorial-push thai?. Is going to Floridj- next day or so. will maltaH-rs headquarters In our office, and that there will bo a whole lot of ladle? in tho hunch. Wo give notice right now that we shall get down town early ajid get mixed up with tho ladles until the train leaves for the land of tbe alligators? They can help themselves to tha'paner and pencils on our desk, and can even put their jCeet on tho desk If they care to do so, without offending us. Wo will pass ?round tlio pink 'tea. at 4:20. I . HAItRY TUCKER. As to Richmord. , ?.' "Do 1. hear any suggestions for a mot? to for this association?" asked the chair? man at the first? meeting pf the Street? car Kiekers' Society. "?United We Stand, Divided We Sit!'" howled'a man in the rear of the hall.? Cincinnati Ooramorciol Tribune. Much Ginger Left. The report that Sam Jones ir serjou?*?? ly ill is denied by the Atlanti?, Jouipal, which, ?ay? Sam "hasn't been |n the b?s6t of health for some time,.* but ' etili ha? ginger enough In him to keep th? .dovt) on the Jumj>," '