.copjrrlg&t, ltii, tz Ut Rtu Cotapaaft Great Britain ZUcbt? by Faldirp, fhpllijlips ndred Mim!, with the costume de- the Rue de la Palx one grand 0 f^l hundred Mim!, with the costume de colette?terriblement. And, behold, monsieur, ihis fat pig what call herself one "lady'' have on her neck, her hands, her arms and on hor hair the jewel of more value than Polaire and the princess and the duchess altogether! Aha! I feel the fire in my cheek. From my neck, from my finger, from my arm, I take tho jewel?tho pearl, tho diamond, the ruby, everything? and put it in ^ my | chatelaine. "Brava!" whisper the Comte de Champignons. ^J'Givo t them A toj^thq Pig!" tho Rue de la Paix one grand ?what you call?"boom." Is it not that all tho beau garcon of Paris?tho boule vardier, the Russian Grand Duke, les rois en exil?pay the compliment to the great Polaire to say: "Madamoiselle, permit me the honor to place this necklace of pearl about the fat neck of your pie-" Ma petite Miml?my fat nig which wear my not dio too young, Polaire retire from the stage to herself a shop for the pearl most grand on the Palx! Polaire and the Toy Pig Employed to Hang Her Diamonds on When the Live One Needs Repose. By Mile. POLAIRE, ^The Paris Actress Celebrated for Her "Ugliness" and Her Jewels. C'EST VRAI?it Is true, mon sieur. Never is It that I wear thoBe jewel which I have of the value more than ojie million franc Those jewel make sparkle the neck, the nez retrousse (the ?nub nose) and the large ear of ma i petite cochon?of my Mlmi, my lit tie pig what live with me. Behold, monsieur! Is it not that I cast my pearl before the swine? At tendez, Mlmi! Bon. Monsieur, upon the neck of Mlmi you see those pearl necklace of Polaire which cost ol 'your dollar more as one hundred thousand. Those pearl kill mo with the ennui, mais the pig?Mlmi find them adorable. You see how she smile? Recipe: to make one pig Mile. Polaire, Photograph happy, sixty-four pearl for the neck with one diamond pendant, alto gpthor of the value one hundred thousand dollar. For the very grand occasion 'Mlmi have also sixteen large pearl of the value ninety thou sand dollar. Bien. For the nose and tho large ear and the feet Mimi ?you see for yourself?have one pin with seventeen diamonds, six bracelets of ruby, diamond and pearl, four rings of diamond and two d with the Pet Pig She Keeps rLngs set with the large pearl, for which you pay on the Rue de la Paix more as fifty thousand of the American dollar. Attendez, Miml! Mercl?allez vous en, nu boudoir! Ah, Miml is one good pig. It Is that I shall permit the Comte de Champignons to give her for birth day present the tiara of emeralds which he have receive back, from his Uncle! Enfin. One nHrht I go with one to Wear Her ':"r the value one million franc! On the farm, of my good friend, Monsieur Sanfen, I !??&*?* hlni?my petite Mimi. Mimi is two years of the age, an<' more fat as the pig-wo man of tlio Cafe la Rue. I m?* say she shall live with me in ^ my a* artment. M. Sanfen eay tin pig have not yet ac quire the manner of good so ciety, bu' he engage M. Ros- ? sa, trainer of the animal most famouB, and M. Rossa educate my pig most com plete for the life in the bou doir. ?Tn a very few week Mimi have the manner of one perfect lady. She have for herself one bath, one table service complete, one maid for the toilet, and the implements for mani cure the nails. She have the little carriage which the maid push when Polaire take the air of the RoIb. For all Paris It is to laugh and make the loud cheer: "Vive Pol aire! Vive Mimi, la petite cochon de Polaire!" Monsieur, It is for the jeweler of Y No. 229?The Beauty of the Eyes IP O TT n Vi ft Ka n ?i 11 #<<1 i . _ OU can't be beautiful unless your eyes are, and If you want beautiful eyes you must not cry. No matter what has hap pened or how badly you feel, do something else, smash something, do anything, but don't cry. I can never forget the lesson taoght me when I was a little girl by one of the reigning beauties of Paris. She was almost at the end of her beauty, too, but she had a little daughter of about my age whom you would remember If I should mention her name. I wanted to see this famous beauty at close range, and persua'ded a milliner's girl to let me deliver a hat for her at the beauty's house. Some bitter disappointment had made the beauty's little daughter burst Into tears. Her mother was furious, shook her and finally spank ed her until at last she stopped the tears "Do you want to bo a homely little girl?" the mother demanded. "Do you want to spoil your eyes?" "But mother," the girl pleaded, "when I feel so badly I just have to cry or else hurt something," and she attempt ed to kick a kitten that was playing about. To my astonish ment the mother "If necessary, put a piece or gauzo tupped in boric water on r three times a day with the following solution, dipping bits of cotton into this solution and rub bing lightly over the eyes: Boiled distilled water, 1 quart. Cyanide of hyHriodate 1 gramme. Leaves of sweet marjoram and barley, with sweet butter makes a plaster that is excellent for eye-lids. For Swollen Eye-Lids?If the eyes are swollen, light massage with the following is to be. recommended: Castor Oil 6 grammes. Vaseline 5 " Olive oil 5 Tannin 5-10 " Gallic acid 5-10 " Rub this in lightly after washing with rose water. The eyes are swollen in the morning frequently when we have not slept well, or whor. the digestion is not good. Eat and avoid meats. To Efface "TVrinkles and CroWs Feet?As the eyes are so very deli cate it is well to massage them with great care. Massage is not only the sole method of effacing the little wrinkles which form around trie eyes, but it also heips tlve muscles around the eye. Use only the ends of the fingers for this massage. Pass around the eye lightly after spreading some fatty body like this: Lanolin . 35 grammes*. Mecca Balsam .... 5 Brouchleri water ..15 Massage twico a day for five minutes. These wrinkles and crow's feet are formed largely by over-strnin of the eye and the natural protection from glare by drawing together. Care will aid in preventing them al most altogether. Fatigue and staying up- lato at night causes darkened eye-lids. When these begin to appear alter your mode of liviug. At the same timo I advise you to \ise cataplasms of plantains and unctions of oil of myrtle. Lotions of camomile have a good effect, and washing with let tuce water, it is well, too, after the nightly washing to put a little lano lin or vaseline under the lojver lid. One of the best recipes for dark ened lids is this: Distilled water ....500 grammes/1 Rosemary tops ... 30 Lot this macerate for fifteen days* then add Rose water 15 grammes. Brandy 15 .. Wash morning and evening witM this, dipping bits of cotton In it. Had Every Time. Smith was a constant worry to hl4 friends. They never knew when to and when not to treat htm seriously, since, as ho frankly admitted, he de? lighted In pulling other people's legs. One day he and Brown met casually In the street, and stopped, as friend* often do. to gossip for a while. "Big blaze?rfhat tire at the factory; In Johnson street last night, wasn't It?" asked Brown. "Yes," replied Smith: "I went down to have a look at It- And, my word, tharo were several mighty narrow; escapes there, too!" "Escapes!" cried Brown, excitedly^ "But tho morning paper said that there was no one in the building." Smith nodded. "Oh." he said, "tho firemen brought tho escapes down with them. 9o? long, old chapl" * Not Quite Right, A story is being told of a couple of tourists in Spain who could not spe^k the* language, and. consequent ly, had some difficulty In making known their wants. One day they came to a waysld* Inn and tried to obtain somo meat-* roast beef, for choice. But nobody; could understand them. . "What are we to do?" asked on? of ihein despairingly. ??I know," said th* other, a ray of hope appearing. "I'll draw a picture oi a cow. Then they'll understand." He made a roucrh sketch of a cow. put a "2" beneath it, and handed If to tho waiter, who instantly smiled to show that ho understood, and want eff to execute thoir order. \ few mlnutea later he return with two tickets for a local bull