ALMA RECORD C F. Bkowk, K.dltor snd Publisher. ALMA, MICH Hugh M. Brooks, better known as Maxwell, the trunk murderer, aston ished the prisoner in tho St. Louis j jail the other morning by mak'ng hU lirst commun'oi anl lu coming a worn ber of tho Catholic church. Ho was faultlessly att'red iu a Mack Fr'nee Al bert suit, and went through the cere mony with great earnestness. His ease L still pending before the United States supreme court on motion for a hearing on a w rit for grant of error. It is gen erally conceili-il that the supreme court can do nothing but affirm the ptdg ment when the eao is heard. If this follows, Maxwell will be evented with in a month after the affirmation. He has locti busy for several months w rit ing a psychological treatise of his crime. It is based on his defence, and purports to put on paper tho thoughts that teemed in his brain from the mo ment he met l'relh r until h s arrest at Auckland for the awful o Hence f mur- tiering his friend, robb'ng him and packing the body in a trunk. Dr. George J,. Miller of Utica, N Y has, according to a writer iu -'The Utica ()b on t r," -H)') acres of pound in the Mil urbs of Omaha which he has turned into a park and named Ma inour park, ar.il the railroad station there is named Iborf.eM, after the doctor's old frit nd (Governor Seymour. He 1;:ls f-omc 4 ','(u trees in the park many of which c:.me from (iovcrnor Seymour Mel were planted by his .sug gestion. Dr. Miller is t rectin,' a hand some t-tone mansion in the park, tho walls of which are two feet thick and tho p:a. :us nre twvUo f ot wide. It will be ready for cej aney in July next. Then he will erect a life-size statue of (ioctnor Seymour in the centre of the patk lie ha- laid out beautiful dr.vewavs. has countless t'juincls and intends bavin:' deer later on -ad ot which is to the m uiory of ( .ovi ruur Se rco'ir It is now proposed that of the Jlaytnarket ;n.s-:ieic commemorated L tho talh'si i isk iu : the world, to cut .'iOn,v"i A ;pore 1 H-nsihle way W(illd be to provide for J the famdes of t:;c men w ho died OfWui"' disabled, but w hen the chief promoter of the scheme says that 'Chicago ha the largest grain elevators, the largest Hoard of Trade, tho largest stock-y ard-. u.e largest pacing esuiocMuucnis, oas had the largest tire, and, hav.ng had the largest Anarchistic riot known to the world, is properly entitle ! to erect the largest and most beautiful mono- lithic obolitk to the memory of tho .1 1 . . 1 - . . . 1 1 , 1 1. , . i brave men who fell in quelling that riot," it will be seen that ho Uses muat keductive arguments Gov. I.ico intbna o- tha: life is made a burden U him by tiio ceaseless tlood of letters asking tho reieiseof prisoners confined in tho st ite pr'son. Last year, a,s the rtsult of over - ' applica tions, he pardoned si and commuted tho sentences of two. Ho wil grant no pardon bceause of tho sicknes, ot tho prisoner asking it, for the ! e.lTect is t havo tho erimin.-ds to j induco sicKn:s or else to feign it. ( Great pre.suro has I c n broii-ht to bear upon the governor with a hope that he would pardon the N'onis mur- j derers Clark and Graham, but his i refusal w tirm and tinal. j r: . ! The Iowa Agricultural college at its ; late commencement graduate 1 a class ! of 4t ytning ladies and gentlemen. , to cover tho roots is brough: sm dis These jrradu ttes, aceonb ng to the his- (tance, insies 1 of got from holes dug torian of tho c!a.ss, will re-enforce tho j near tho troo. In this way the Mil industrial and professional callings in ' around tho tree will bi enriched, w th numbers as follows: Nine tanner ai.d jout impoverishing that closo by wh eh horticulturists, twelve veterinarian--, tb" feeding roots must soon lill if tho six civil engineers, three median cal ,treo thrives. Years ago wo knew an engineers, three lawyers, three tea h- "i-cliar.l planted in the usual way in crs" two chemists, one pharn.a ist, one I'olo. with a ha!M,os!.el mixture of dentist, one physician, and one general l,,,osI,,:il4: An'1 uM" ,"'"rrt mlx,,', , c t i 'with tho earth at tho bottom of tho bus.ness man. Some estimate tf the , , , , .. ... . .1 . ! bole, tli'i ono plaoo whero it would be practical value of tho training at that i . . ' , . , , . . . . 1 loast convenient lor the tree to beiieht co ego can bo obta nod by this state- ... . ,. . J I by it- Aine.riot t tultivUor. u.cnt. ) t During 13S7 live hun-lrcd and forty - ! AFortune-Hunt3r' Pad Br-ak. oneco'.dwavo h gnals were d st ayed. Sweet Girl I-n't Mr foi tnnehun Of these one hundred and sixteen were ' ter .splendid? He's been such a travel incorrect. The number of storms an- f r nounccd waa fifteen hundred and ten. i i c;, Widow -Splendid, udoed! Ibi's but only four hundred and -. verity- u,c m,,si unmannerly fellow 1 ever five storms materialized. The ordinary ' meU weather forecasts, however, were j Unmannerly ?" almost wholly correct. The s ienco of j He's positively insulting. I never foretelling storms blizzards and want to speak to him again." scorchers is as yet merely gac.-s work. I "Oh, Fin sure there's some mistake. - "- ,. - ... . . ... i What did he say?" The "old vets of Michigan wi II .... , , , .. . . . . "Ho askexl mo .f I d ever heard J n- appreciate Senator l aliner s raumticent 1 4-iv cift of il V'OO toward tho fotmdmg of I ' . a bcnelit for them. It is a big star At tho Telegraph OJlo toward the carrying out of a wisely tt wanl o o planned project, and it is earnest v Mm nrown al cS.iW.io.i. Her moth hopti 1 that tho work so auspiciously I f f u not vXaA o ,ivt. a H Tx. begun will bo f p eddy c irric I to com- ; R9 Kranger to un An,lin telegraph op plction. Senator Falmor's donation 1 eratr' ahould remove all doub: as to tho su - I Ooerator takes tho mess .it... sits ccsa of the scheme. The mother of the lost Charley Boss, who devotes & gTeat deal of attention to charities, is organizing an effort to pur chase an old Ca'-holic abbey In the City of Mexico for s girl's orphanage A GOOD POKER STORY. Why Culnn Imi 7H on 1 wo (iood Hunt!. Last evening there entered a well known poker club uptown a largo, rural-looking man of the sort ordinar ily termed "pio" by expert manipula tors of cards. Around the principal table Mat five Cuban ganil lcrs ami one blondo Yankee. 'J ho largo, rural man took a hnnd in and the game went smoothly on for an hour or .so. when there was a jack pot. K very body pass cd out until it 'came the turn of the stranger to speak. He opened the pot for tho limit, which was ..". Two I others staid in, until it finally came the t r ti, ' !,... .j ,.1 ..... 1 kill II VI HIU V llil.lll I..)1. II IIH -.11. II' Al the rural man and who b. )a-s u in timated that ho couldn't open the pot. '1 1 1 m Cuban not oidy si. 'tid in but raided tin stranger back to the extent of the limit. 'Jin; large, rural-looking man consulted his hand an I rain-. I again. The other players went out and the Cuban aga U raised to the l in t. The rural niHU returned the compliment and tho pa r of them kept ra is ng each other for sovor.il rounds. Finally t lie) time ciiiiii! for calling of cards. I'l.o Cuban "stood pat" and the rural stranger drew two cards 1 hen they began to bet. F.nally the Cuban "call ed." Ho held a Hush and the stranger podil(d four sevens. Tlie game went for about half an hour. Tnen there was another j ickpuL The Cub 01 passed. Tho stranger opened the pot. The other people remained in. Tho Cuban, who had passed, raised the opener. Tho rural utrauger raise. I again. Tho other two people p is,c I out. Tho Cuban raised back and the rural stranger went f..r' him. Finally, after they had raised each other a iloeu times, cards were d.:alt. Again the Cuban "stood pat,"' and onco more the rural stranger drew two cards. Tho biting began an I con tinued for a long timo. Uilimatelv l!io j Cuban "called." To his wild and in I credulous astonishment, against his I own full hand tho rural stranger laid (down the identical four sevens lie had ! held before. The Cuban glared at his I imperturbable opponent for -..me in j menl.s, :tnd then, throwing down his ' ImiihI cilw.l 01 fi.iv I-.. 1, , .. ; 11 ; . , ,r j ( hec ks and dashed out of the esial.l sh t!:e v'ct:ms ! uient. The rural stranger turned out 10 1-0 oho or the most oxp-rt power l,l'"s the Southwest, and on theso two hands ho won 7uS. - Sen )ur,':. World. Planting Trejs 0:1 thj Surtac-j. j While the tree grows it stands in tho I soil, and tho natural impulse in trans- j ! planting is to di; a hoio like that from j which tho trcij was takon and rtis.jt it ,niurli H.lt sl,,.,v. lhi4 j impracticably and t'10 lesson . n- f()ICl(, b, SC;IIC ty ()f s,, ; 0:H ; ,as proven of so" great advantage that ! tniny now prefer to plant 01 the sur- I face, whatever tho character of tho land If tl.,. iin'l is (ill I tvilli . mi water part of tho year, tho surface j planting gets tho roots out of it. The 1 tree at tho start has al-o tho advantano of a double tlepth of soil to grow in, as a mound must bo made around it cor reipontt tig to the hole that would havo to be do rr if set tho usual wav. It is ' very poss b!o th it th s m mud in wh'e'i I th'j tree stands is tho secret of suee. s- wjth ,,,is w ()f r.lMlill,,. T, Uvhich falls on it is washed direeilv to I the extremit es of tho nmt.s, where it most needed. We have seen many fruit trees set iu holes with tho poet next tho trunk tnado lowest, so thl what little water got into tii.-ni tlowe l directly to tho bo ly of the tree This is much the same as if a man was held '"'H "pright. as a tree s. and given food or water by pulling the at his f,.,. t w,n )t. n)j iJ(.lt, , i unU. jnr trees on tho surface if the tine soil I down at Ids table and begins to send it over the w.ies. "Hold up! Don't give it to her so fast. Siio's got heart tl flcaso. Go slow. Break it lo her &eutl." 7'u tiftingt. I -n - Chinos Farmers and China's Progress. There are reasons to beliore that the trade of this country with China will soon grow to majostio dimemiom. Of the seven million llvo hundreil thous aad dollars of exports to China In tho luwt fiscal 3 car, nearly live million dollars' worth was of distinctively agri cultural products, nnd of their manu facture. Of tho remainder, the largest share was mineral o I. Tho Chinese commission in the United States th's year is charged especially with tho pro motion of banks, telegraph and tele phone lines, behind wh ch looms up tho cxtcntion of canals, the introduction of railroads, of agricultural machinery, II) 01) and of such of our products as China needs, and she has neod of many. Her homo products, aside from tea, aro wheat, millet, garden vegetables, rice, poor apples, peaches, grapes, etc. Tho food of Chtna Is mostly vegetables ami fish the extensive sea coast, rivers and canals supply ng the latter. Beef is al most unknown, except in the foreign settlements, and berries aro rare; mut ton s plentiful; pork, poultry and eggs are abundant. Domestic animals, ex cept dogs, are not common. Horses aro .scarce, mules aro numerous, cattle in small numbers, but lloeks ami herds aro unknown. Tho national habit is opposed to change, and so tho nat on of three hundred million souls goes on In "the jrood old way." Tho United States broke the spell of centuries in Japan. It may yet do tho same for China. We go for trade and progress, other nat ons for trade and compiest 1 and colonies, juid the Chinese leaders aro l eg lining to understand this. A modernized agriculture, and tho general introduction of railroad and wagon service, would rejuvenate the decaying "Flowery Lnd," wh ch is a bald misnomer for a land dost tute of Mowers and shrubs, tieeless, and with a dull herbairo that contrasts stronelv with tho culture that has made the American cout nent to "blossom liko the rose," and b" iie!i in variom pro ducts that its cntcrpri-o bears to all parts of the civilized world. --.(?: ? A'jririillnrisi. Cost ot ra-s3 "I thought it was economy." smM a man very inournfuMy tie! other day. 'for .she was bent on see ng the state, and I thought it would save ra.lrond fares, but sho has snip!.- mine I not since she got a free pass all over the .1 V - 1.1.1 1 :. . 1 piace. sec. ,ou ro.ne I ..n,,,,,, ljllt jf it j4 c Vt.r f 1 it Will servico to the radroad people, and I ! 0;MV tQ j,lenl fy ;t -j ,,,.,,. u H) happened to mcitiou that my wftf was ! u, cr (f ho sumo " patl(,ni 7ij7l go.ngdown s- utii. 1 heu Here ou are," said tho railroad Cm.,IH never was called upontoa.t man. "U c ow e urn s,aet hing. H'Tfl ; f(ir a N.;,HlM1 UH lill:lliclttl niHa,er of a are free passe, for the state for your . n,t;OM;ll (,)m!,;ulv. Tlli, h ujiy vv I he is known to history as a man of "I took the bl .m- I th ngs ho,n . and . nv.lin..( hlol0 r,iu gave th -m to her. I hey began to burn , j : ,.I V lf t v k()WH wh:lt a ,. Iinrt ifl. her iocket-book rght away. Next n nin; in Sl tt rci0 ariHnil riVt.r pattdi morning .she said: d gues I'll go to ' (M .Mt fimijIv jt, way t() San J..so on my free passes. 'AH ; ,i)lliMV n fuJ vvIlL.re tho r t it i a o. i won l cost mi! i v- 1 tiling.' 'No,' she said, 'su't it lovely not to ha j to pa. anv fare ?' 'Beauti ful,' said I. Now. ilear, I want you to give me ;'"), I really must buy some clothes to go to San Jose n.1 'Twenty-live d ba's ?' -Yes. Yon wouldn't like your wife traveling without any style, would you?' 'Well.' I said, 'is it (juile necossarv for you to o to San Jose ?' 'No; but 1 might as Well, J don't need to pay anything on tho train.' An I tho first break that free pas cost mo $;. Well, ho started oil-1 a San Jose, and sho concluded sho would go ou tho bioad-guiuo road. ; Whn the conductor camo around she, puiie.l out ner pass, nao u n. 10 pay , f.(,niin(rnm conu.s bv private her fare. When sho started to come , v( uy ,uu.(, from ft 1:u!aM(l County back she coucluled shod take the l(iwn. "..wiat two rivers in New Kng-narrow-gaugo pass and bought licr,.Mi nn,Uf.r a que-fouP tieUt. Yes ll.H f.eo pass is a very Ho(Jsic alI;1 piV,sMmic."-7. Albam ecoin.ni cal thing for a woman. Si i Cn,H jrr Fraurj.o Chromc e. Jjy (;ou,ps atlv;ce lo boys is "Keep iut of bad company and go to work Costly I earls. wil!( ft w. Anil if vou can.t k(,cp Singh? pearls havo been found on out ()f bad company, my boy. do as Jay this coast valued at 7,o0) end :h). 0J0, ,jm,H aMj w )f, out tl(, company. Dos but the n:t)st curious pearl discovery ton 'fr an script. that has been made, either hero or elsowhere, was made on this coast a few years aro, when the now famous Crude Australis or Southern Cross pearl, wns revealed. This is a perfect ly natural cross of nine pearls, all iu one p ec. The finder of this unprece dented gem was, as often happons. un aware of its value, and sold it lor $100. '1 ho purchaser considered himself for tunate when he was offered $'2,-0 by four genilomen in Perth. They sent tho curiosity to Kugland and had it mounted and exhibited in tho recent colonial and In 1 an exhibition in Lon don, where it attracted a great deal of notice, and was offered for sale at th'f.ecn currents of energy. They grow advanced prico of 0.). Whether in slz as long as they have opportunity, a purchaser has yet been found for it is j'J'hev can bo killed, too, though not as not known. Tho xh bitors hoped that His Holiness the 1'opo might con sider it his duty to become tho posses sor of so marvelous a reproduction of tho holy tree, and perh aps somo pious devotee may before now havo purchas ed it for a jubilee off 'ring to tho pon tiff Ft. A Disbeliever. "Mith Thmith," ho asked, as he tlrow up his collar and adjusted h s singlo eye-glass, "do you be.liovo in Darwinian theory, Iwiieve that a man is delhcndcd from a monkey ?" "No, sho repl ed, surveying hiru from head to foot, "I believe the ?crj revtrsc I Boston Courier. SCINTILATION3. A preat many people nre troubled with d soase of the I'm. I'uc'c. Only a 1 ttlo V divides tho specula tor and tho peculator. Earth. A man's lifo may bo bko an open book; but it Is bound to bo closed. lc fitint. This is tho season when bartenders mako thingi hot for their customers. Hoston Courier. llase ball is as old tis tho worhl, ns is proven by tho lirst line in Genesis; Iu tho big Inning," etc. Texas t-iflinjs. It a man really desires to discover ' ,,ow ,0i,l,!ar 1,0 5" fts 11 pPea,ktr t him 1 c,,,ar Uil? cwn,s &"liii.-ISto,i Globe. Thero is no better cure for dyspep a'a than the knowledge that thero is nothing to eat in tho house. Uosion Courier. Mr. Xovorzo Bore (reaching for a button-hole) "What's going on. old ! man?" Mr. Busy Man (dodg ng) "I im." llurdcttr, Kilr.iiu ami Smith aro soon to light. Sympathy should bo extended to tho victor. Ho is tho fellow Sullivan in tends to lick. Oinifia Herald. "Were there any poets among tho ante-diluv ans?" a writer asks. There must have been or thero wouldn't havo been any Hood. llostou Couritr. Josef Hofmau may bo a miraculous pianist for a boy ten years old, but ho should go to school and learn how to spell Joseph. Boston Trantcripl. It tiio price of coal keeps going high- ' it wdl be tho ultr.i-fahionab!o thin; ior people 10 move nieir coal o ns up iato the parlor. Sumrrvi U Jonrmxl. j Kentucky has a rooster with three. ( throats and every time a Kentuc kian 1 1 . 1 I.. laK'-s ins iouroon no wishes ho was tiiat rooster. Fort Worth (Tex.) (ia'.'-Ve. A man who has bet n hanged can very properly bo used to po nt an argument for prohibition. It is a clear case of "a drop too much." Jostoi (ilubr. A man in Manitoba has sent to New York for a copy of the "Boulauger March." He says he wauls to .e if ho can't dis.-ouragc the blizzards. '-"' :i '( . Tne brain of an elephant is some wi at larger than that of a man, but tho trunk of an elephant is considerably smaller than that of a woman. Lowell ( 'nunc. (i'-r-ter has lost her voice, sure honey is deposited. I'icayunc. I T shouldn't care to marry a worn- ! an who knows more than I do." he I remai ke I. "Oh, Mr. Do Sappy," sho j replied, "1m afraid you are a con- i lirme I bachelor." F.joch. The Boston Transcript asks: "Have we a SpaitactH among us?" No, aj a thousand times no! But the canni- J bal who had eaten his wife said he waa ' glad-ho-ato-her! - olumhtu Journal. ; An old fr end to a widow in tears j "I presume your husband had made 1 all preparations to faco his maker?" ' lie had. indeed. Ho wxs insured ill i n (liil,.ivill companies!" 'arts I .,,.,, I Bridget "Fnjoy slape, is it? How could I, I'd like yez to tell me. Tho m n't I lay down I'm aslape, an' the m it t I'm awake I havo to git up. Where's the time for enjoyin' it to I'lmifl in?" VhiUidelj hi'i Cult. Are Stones Alive? We generally think of minerals as dead lumps of inactive matter. But they may be said to be alive, creatures of vital pulsations, and seperatcd into individuals as distinct as the p nos of a forest or the tigers iu a jungle. The disposition of crystals are as diverse as those of animals. They throb with un- c.nsilv as an oak or dog. A strong clettrie shock discharged through o crystal will decompose it, very rapidly if it is of soft structure, cau-ing the particles to uradually disintegrate in the reverse order from its growth, until the poor thing lies a dead, shapeless ruin. It is true tho crystal's life is unlike that of higher creatures. But Ihe dif ference between vegetable and animal life is no greater than lhat between mineral and vegetable life, LInn.Tiis, tho great Swedish naturalist, defined tho three kingdoms by haying: "Stones roWt ,aiils grow and feel, an! I crw and feel and move," animals J Awake. Bells. Of all tho ai t t ies In common rise, alike Iu our public and private lifo, thero Is none that appeals to more emotions than tho boll. There it none which has figured more prominently in not a few of tho great tragedies of history ami in many of the cherished recollections of childhood. Its history is full of romance, from tho timo when tho drops of water Iu the tlcpeydra, tho water-clock of antiquity, wero made to sound likoour most d luinutivo bells. to tho present, when tho largest bell in tho world, now in actual uso iu Moscow, j faco looks ono vast forest, tho propor wt ighs 128 tons. It is a story upon ; lion of cleared land being so small. and which a volume might bo written, for j that so scattered about the plantations tho historians, tho poets, tho musicians ; that at u distance they aro 'lost to v ew. and even nursery tales would furnish j It is no wonder that tho tendency is abundant material. general for tho farmers to move inU In Kuglaiid, for centuries, tho par-1 town and run their farms by tenants, ish bell has tolled for tho death of tho ' Boforo tho war they wero' able to keep poorest and richest alike, ami Ih.s cus- : up largo establ tdimenU. entertain tout has prevailed to sonvj extent in guests royally, nnd with a retinue of New Fngland. Thero was one singu- ! servants bid defiance to neighbors or lar instanco in modern Knglish history the olliees of neighborhood. Now with when tho bells peeled mingled notes of the change, the country must cither U triumph and mourning. Tho same settled up by farmers who wdlcomb n ship that brought tho news of tho in making up neighborhoods, and great naval victory at Trafalgar con- 1 tablisii the soe al bonds of society, or veyed also the remains of Nelson, and the plantations w II Uconie estates w hen it arrived all the Udls rang out managed hv owners or corporal ion merry peels, broken at intervals by the with a system of tenantr.- as o lio'i passing toll for tho loss of the hero and dem" oraliz ng its tli.it. of Irel n I. who had won iL j Land, that produce! no geoeroii-ly In earlier times two of Hit: most will not be allowed to bo id!. and eith drcadful tragedies i:i all history wero or small farms and prrsp ;iit.-, or larg usheie.l in by tho r nging of btdls. It estates and a grinding moocp'y. will was upon Faster-tide in Uftj that John prc.va'l. American A triculluri:. of l'roe da hud lived for h s attempt lo fiee Sicily lrm the French and Charles of Anjoij. The signal for the rising and tho onslaught was to b; the lirst sound of tho cspcr bells on tho appo iite.l day. In the massacre that followed tin.ro than K.OW Frenchmen perished, and tho event has s. ma; been known as the S licia Ve-pcrs. 'I he massacre of the Huguenots oc urred J iu 107, and tho signal for its commencement was given bv- the ring ing of a bdi in tho church of St. Germain 1' Anzerro s, opposite the east facade of the Louvre. B -Us, pdeed, pla.ed an important part n all the strife and turmoil of the Middle Ages. They rang in cities taken and given over to pillage, or in token of ransom by a victor who dared to be merciful, or by the jo,ful gar r.soti when from tho r iincoioju red walls they saw the besiegers d-partirig. One of the hist ads of a general afo r capturing a stronghold was to break or pull down the bells, and if oppoitunitv ever offered, tho inhabitants never f til ed to melt down tho cannon of th i oppressors, in their turn defeated, to make good their loss. In Fuiriand, William tho Conqueror made the curfew bell an instrument of oppre.s-ion. After Mahomet II. had taken Constantinople, in Moll, he per m.tled large bodies of tho Greeks to re turn to their homes. but he would never allow their bells to be rung, knowing how easily they might be u-ed as a signal for insurrection. Wli lc tho bell has sounded tho knell to many hopes it has peeled merilv and hopefully to many ears. It made the fortune of Whittington, when it seem ed to sav: 'Turn ac;t!n, Whit! ntun, Lord Muvor of buielea." Moore sang b-aut fully of 'I hose Kveniug Bells, and Father Front has celebrated The Bells of Shamlon in ' vet s. s that will live as long as that ' class c river llows. j The bells that poets and prose writ- ers ate turning the r attention to in this happiest period of the year are J Christmas Bolls, and soon their ch imes j w ll bo heard to ring in fancy at least whenever Christmas legend are known and its customs cherished Tejaj tifti'ifjs. Hidden in a Tree. Says ( haiiib. tj' Juur.ia : Some woodcutters in tho forest of Drouinilin made a very strange discover . They began to fell a venerable oak, which they soon found to be pii:e hollow. Being half decayed, it speedily t amo to the ground with a crash, d.sclosing a skeleton in excellent preservation; even the boots, which came above the knees were perfect. By its side was a powder horn, a porcelain p'pe-bowl, and a sil ver watch. The teeth were perfect. It would seem to be the skeleton of a man between 30 and 40 )ears of age. It is conjectured that, while engaged in hunting, he climbed the trco for some purposo and slipped into the hol low trunk, from which there was no re lease, and he probably died of starva tion. Another mystery was found in the heart of an oak. From a tree of tins kind a largo block about o ghteen inches in diameter, that has been knocking about in various yards and woodsheds, was split up lately, and in it was found an anger-hoU about three-fourths of an inch in s ze, con taining a bunch of human hair done tip in a piece of printed paper. The hair was near tho center of the block and fastened in with a pine plug. It was apparently put in when tho tree was quite small, as tho trco had grown over the plug to the thickness of about four Inches, with the grain perfectly smooth and tra;ght. Assurance. Gentleman '! don't liko to pay you for tho jol Uncle Bastus, t il it's done. You might go back on me." Uncle Uastus (earnestly)0 'Deed I won't, boss,' deed I won't. Ise wh U it 1 iil ' cutlud." Sew York Sun. Needs of the Piedmont Region. The section of country known as the Piedmont Ilegiou of the South Atlantie States, embracing largo port ons of Virgin'o, North and South Carolina and Georgin, has many possibilities un der tho new order bound to prevail ii that section upon tho tl. vision of tie laud into small farms, and tho adoption of a Fystcm of mixed husbandry. The need of this section is popula tion. From any point of observation, tho eye can sweep tho country for I miles, and tho whole undulating sur- How to Tell Bridisani Grooms. "Yes," said an old and ep tience I hotel clerk testerday. "lean tell a bride and groom at a l bin (.. For some reason or other tlcy all seem ashamed to have it known that they have just boon married, and they all try to give the inipie.sion that they :ir comparatively old stagers, as it wertt, but it's no uo w.tli mo. I smile when 1 feo thoir old trunks -to com with brand-now ones, ott know, would b to advert'-'; the faet thr.t they had jts been wedded and I lau'iii outright when I receive a letter from a br.de groom saying: "Myself arid w fo will be at your house on Woduosd.ty nilit between twelve an I one o'clock. Our luggage will arrive during the afl;r noon, but wo will not arrive ourselves until after (lie theater.' Th-m I watch and s"c them comu in with a bundle of unihn lias and canes a hat-box and a couple of valises, whh h I hare no hes' tancy, of course, in believing they took , to the pla. with them. How do I tell a brde and groom? Will, there's sonieth ng about the ray thoy look at each other when they are together; ami when the tie wly-mai t ied man is by him self I can tell by the manner in which he uses the two wonts, my w.fe.' He's not used to the comb nation, and thfy sound ns unualutal lo mo as they do to h mself." Capturing Thorn Unawares. Mr. Longha'r Aro you the gentle man who wr.les reading notices which begin with something of startling in terest and etitl with a patent-in" licitu advert sement ? Wr'tcr I do work of that sort ec sionallv, s r. Mr. Longhair Well, I wish yo woul I get mo up someth'ng about a prize-light, or a trunk murder, or a church scandal, or any th ng the public are especially interested in, and then spring on them: "Arc jon prepared to tie?" "What will yu do to 1 saved ?" "Lay not up for your-t ll treasures upon earth," to. I'm a tract distributor. I'uc't. The Coming Great Novalist. There is ono young lair n this city, says Th'. Wate t-ur Am rtc-tu, whs has all the making of a jrool np'lriv politan newspajx r cojuespondent. Sli is only 8 yerrs old now an 1 has achan. to develope. Tho other day she went to her school-teacher, crying bitterly, and said sho must go home as ho r brother was dead. "When did he die" asked th teacher. "Last night," starunierol the the child between her tears. "He was only '2 years old. Last n ghi hs started t follow papa to tho barn. When papa camo In at 9 o'clock we asked whers the baby was, and ho said he hadn't seen him.' Here tho sobj drowned her words for awhile. Then the tot continu ed: "Wc went right otit to search then, and this morning we found him in th woods with his legs almost eaten off." Thoughts that Barnum's animals had up the vdle tilled the teacher's mind, an I. sho was almost iokoned as the child went on with the harrowing tleta Is. "What did you dof" she atk- cl at length?" "Called the doctor, but it was n nc; baby died.,' "I ho teacher then called the child's older sister from a neighboring school room; the child denied tho story in to la Tho teacher had previously de tected a glowing imagination in tho tot, whom sho now ordered to her eat. Did Not Like It That Way. A particular old gon tleman, pulling something out of his soup that should not have been included among tho oth er Ingredients.lhus addressed tho cook: Josephine, I atu much obliged for your thonghtfulness. but next lime kind ly givs it to mo in a lockoU" Judgt,