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tickets for the Ithaca fair, Sept. ITdh to iWth inclusive. This will probably bo the best fair in this section, as no pains have been spared to make it so; a large expense has been laid out on the track etc , making grand improv-lnents. Excursion Eates. Tickets will be on sale via. the T., A. A. X. M. lly. as follows: (i.A. K. Kucampment at Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 10th to l'.'th. Fare. $.:;.-,. Tickets for sale Sept. 7th, Mb. 'Jth and Hth to return Sept. l'.'th. The return limit will be extendi d ". days on appli cation at Columbus. Ohio Centennial at Columbus. Ohio. Tickets w ill be sold only on Thui sd;i each, from Sept 1th to October luth, good returning live days from date of sale at rate of $11. o includes admi sion to the centennial. Thursdays f each week from this date until October -7th, excurin tick ets, including admission to the Cen tennial Exposition, Cincinnati. Ohio, will be sold at rate M.r. These tick ets will be good to return not later than lie das from date of sale. Ait Loan Exhibition at Detroit. Mich, Thm d;i s of each week, from Sept. Is to Nov. li'th, rate $;;.i',o, which includes admission, (iood to return the follow ing date of sale. Harvest excursion tickets to south em. western and north-western points at one fare for the round trip. These tickets w ill be on sale Tuesdays, Sept. Uth and 2M and October Mh and iSird. The T., A A. & X. M. IV y will sell excursion tickets to the .lackson State Fair at one fare for the round trip, :'..l ", from Sept. loth to 1 1th, and in addition to the alntye regular exclusion rates, will run a special excursion on Thurs day. Sept. 13th, the "Big Day," at the extremely low rate of $'2.i) round trip, leaving Alma at 7:2: a. m., returning leaves Jackson o :.". p. m. Special excursion to Landing via the T., A. A. & X. M. IV y on Wednesday, Sept. lL'th, at the extremely low rate of jd.li for round trip. f"pecial train leae Alma s:l ) a. in., returning leave Lansing at o p. m. The following over the 1. L. A: X: Kxeurion tickets to .Jackson fair at tingle rates Sept. in 10 11, good to re sum Sept. r. Kxeuision tickets to (Jrand Uapids at single fare. Sept. 17 to 2 inclusive; good to return ept. '22. Kxciirtion tickets to Flint at single fare, Sept. IT to d inclusive; good to re turn Sept. '2-2. F.xcursion tickets to Ionia at single fare on Sept l'.j to -.1 inclusive; good to retun Sept. Fxetirion tickets to St. Louis fair Sept. 11 toll. Itliaca Sept. to lis. Lakeview U to V2, lMinore f'-ept. In to He. good to return day following, at one and one-third fare for round trip. loots and shoes going as low as pos sible at Kinch's. We sell the best plow shoe m the market. Call and ask for the imperial Kvery pair warranted. K. L. Stakk. Call and see the latest style in crush hats for men, juuth.s and hoys. K J. Stark. W. H. Kinch offers a new line of hand made cold liquor tanned calf 1m lots at bottom prices. 4W-tf The Harrison and Cleveland scarf pins are the latest at K. P. Shaffer's. Fine line of neckwear, collars, culfs, white and fancy shirts, all at prices to suit the times. Call and see for your selves. K. L. Stakk. Ladies should call and get a hottle oftiiltlMge shoe dressing at W. It. Kinch's. It heats everything. -lUl-tf The most complete line of men's line shoes on the market. Trice $2 and up ward. U. L. Stauk. Kip imots I. S. & L. IS inch leg, cold liquor tanned, sure to give satisfaction at the lowest living price. 4M-tf W. It. Kinch. We have a$..r0 ladies' line shoe that cannot be equalled. Call and see it. K. L. Stakk. X. (J. Davidson and Garwood Kress i went to Klwell yesterday, not from choice, but as victims of circumstances over which they had no control. Hav ing escorted their w ives to the coaches near the mill, that were to be attached to the excursion to Petoskey, they there rested quietly, supposing that w hen the train was made up it would stop at the depot, but to their surprise and chagrin the first chance they had of getting off, was at Khvell. Too Much Walter. A young man who hud been stopping At a very swell hoarding house, upon tin Last s. tie, whero tho nieah aro servo i in courses, und evervlhing is done in ! hang-up style, concluded to economise ' and proceeded to accomplish tils'? end i by changing Ins hoarding place, j ! friend recommended a place, not a J hundred indes from the pout office, and i one bright, sunshiny day he sallied" I forth to partako of his first meal at tlx new place. Upon taking his seat al table, the waitress, a tall, cadavernuj female, with a roach l.ke.Ino. L. Sulli van swooped down upon him, and ill fhort, jirkv accents yelled in Ids ear, "Roast I :i f . pork-el i op -spring 1-a-in b-WIIAT-DO-YOU-WAX 1?" That set tied it. Our young friend had bed used to a quiet lite, and besides, ii nlllieted with a heait trouble, so rathei ! than risk a sudden death, ho took i awift loavo, and is now back again a the old stand where nil is refluerucn I and gentleness. Peck's Sun. A Kentucky Country Tovro. Ab (addressing a friend) "Hello, Ze! 1, whar'd you leavo yo' hoso?" Zeb "Uound yau in a lot. TYuar'd you leavo you'll ?" Ab (iot him hung up outyander ter a swingin' lim'.1' Zeb "Wall let's seo ef thoy air all right" (They go and look at their horses and then return to tho public square.) Ab "How long you goin' ter stay?" Zeb "'Bout a hour by sun, I reeUoti." Zeb "All right, we'll rido out to gether. Whar you goiu' ter eat d li ner ?" Ab "Don't 'low ter eat none. O-st too much. They tax a feller a quw i' ever' whar I've found, a I ka.n't btan' nothiu' Jike that." 7.:b "You bet I ain't a-iro:ii' t -r try. Let's go in this lici;er-siiop here aii' git it little snthin." ('1 hey go into a doggery, and after taking several drinks go and look ai their hordes again. Then thoy return to the duggery.) Zeb "The idea of taxin' a mac twenty-five cents fur dinner is a' w rong." Ab "Shout'n' now, Itcllyou. Teii on whut let's do. Let's git somo uv thee here oysters." Ab "With you stick a pig ef I ain't. Here, give u- 'bout a ha'for dollar's wuth uv oysters an' crackers." (The7 cat tho oysters, take auothci dr iik and then go and look at their horses, after which they return to tho saloon and take another drink.) Ab "Whut did you come- ter town fur, anyway?" Zeb Oil, jst to bo sloshin round, ez the feller says. Let's licker.' Ab "With you." ( They drink.) Z'-b "Let's git our horses an' fetch 'em up hero whar wo ken see 'cm." Ab "I'm agrceblo." (Thoy tie their horsca near th door and take auother drink.) Zeb "Bet iny horse- ken out-run yo'n." A! "rake you." (They mount their horses and with a whoop start up tho street. They are both so drunk that thoy fall off. A crowd collects about them and the lown marshal comes up and takes th two gentlemen to jail. Tho next morn ing they are furiom, and when they have leen set at liberty they hurrj homo and toll how the m ilicious mar hal dragged them into disgrace. Their words are heeded, and this is tha be. ginning of a feud. ) Arkvnsaw Trtf-tlcr. FANCY'S FREAKS. Roosters can generally chanticleer D o t o. I'ittsburj (Jhro n ide. Out in Wyoming they call whlakj conversation water. Texas Sifting. Ttiero i no placo whero stylo count! bo little as in tho lining of a pocket book. Duns villi I! re ze. Two of tho greatest arts in this world ore: To keep polish on ft Silk hilt j mid off the shoulders of a frock CO:lt. ; 'ucL Iho bright, dewy morning of the averago Kentucky Colonel is in the : evening about 10 o'clock. Kentucky , v . , 7 1 i .it l C JUT )l't I. 1 . it What scientitic inventors houlo . i tackle now is an umbrella w.th : burglar alarm in the handle. Mir- ch'ili TraVi . -. ' , , , , , . A good niiny of the people wlio aro fetlling in (' mai'a are thoe who have neglected to do an- settling over heru. . Yun 'c ' .s'.-'t,i tit'' 11. . ,, 1 1 . "i'apa will never consent. ohn. ( j I'm soriy.'" "So am I." "Vou'ie an' nn-jT'-l." "You're a goo-e." "l'luu ! lei's l'y." t'.oiton Vonrur. ' j Adam was not as good as he might ! have been, but he never reeled off hesj ; by the yard about the prank- of '1 ; ' j-ehooldavs. l'UiUUlphiti i l. j To let, by the- Week or month, 1 r.. .1: 1 1 1 '. one nea y i.ngiiMi maut; ;iiivoi mu .v with inoullipieee complete; also attach ed, one domestic dude (slightly ilai.i aged). Ljc. Xino out of ten men manage to es cape a shower some wav or oilier, but j only about one in twenty-live ean ; dodge a sprinkling cart successfully. tiuriin jl'tH Free l'rei.i. Klliott F. IShopard is conducting re- j ligigious revivals in Xew York. Whc j would ;iave suppose 1 that a news pa-! per could make such a change in a. man? llrjia'cr Extras. j A Philadelphia girl has had part o; . one of her eyes cut out and a piece oj a rabbit's eye substituted. By and by her lover will be calling her ''Dearj Bunny." Xoncicb Uu Ictm. 'Jhcie is at least oue man in tho world vlio does not want the earth. A 1 .i:nl!'uls Idled up his promise so that t tool; three weeks to uncover his hoiiM and barn. I'lc'c's Shu. An Knglih sparrow in the hand is i.ot north two in ih bush. An Kng sparrow is no- worth anything any . here. The same w lh regard to two of tlietn. i)d Lxltj lilizzard. The hu-bitnd ol the doubie-head-'d g rl is to be p:tied when she wants twu n.-w bonnets at one fell swoop. This is .1 ease where two heads are no be tier than ono. UodiCitct Voit-Kz- r . ....... . "lie re, waiter! What kind Of a pie .1....... , thi3" ii,,ln .1. iloyouc.Ul this. Applo pio. sir. But there is nothing in it." "Beg .... . . pardou. sir, but wo u.so evaporated apole, in all our oios." Boston Tran - Princo Willicliu and the Brewer. So little of what is favorable la heard fcbout the crown riuco of Germany, lays The Vail .Ma i Gazette, that tho following little incident, published by ' ISV.'Vrrl'eoi.V'I.Vv; S " Z a German contemporary, will bo read "Kieni tie- An.rr.nr ; tnj-nier. uo.c prope rty . . . , , 1 1 tx ii.ls lar more m a h njwiino k t than a lor- with Interest and pleasure: The other ,IVn one; on the b..ie of pn-peiitv tor ftu, day tho crown prince was cominc back '-"' r tbnii poverty for the n. any and pn. J ' ; pent l r the incrchiint imix'i t rn ot t w l oi k at the head of a rerimont of ioldlri ; em . from drill in tho well-known Terapel- hofer Field outside Berlin. At ono of the streot corners, where a crowd hud collected to salute hitu, a mart of g -gantic tiguro left his brewcr cart to come and falute the ('rown Princo Wil helm. Before the latter had como up to where he M ood he took off his cap and flhouted his salutation with the rest The crown prince had no sooner noticed the tall figure in the leather apron than he rodo up to tho man and shook bands With n hearty "Good morning, Tnbbcrt. How are yow, old friend After a gracious invitation to tho dcliLhted brewer to "come and see roe somo t.iii'" tho crown prince rode away, accompanied by the ring ing cheers of the crowd. It appears that the brewer had served as a eoldior in the Imperial bodvruard. :nd as such had been tho orduanco ofliccr of the CrowQ Princo WUhelni. Don't Experiment. 0 You cannot afford to want time In experiment njj when your lanj-s are in danger. Connump tlon In always at flnt only a cold. Do not permit any dealer to Impone upon ytm with Homn cheap imitation of Dr. King's New Discovery for Con tumptloo, Coughs and Col ls, hut U mire you t? t the genuine. ltaraune he can make n.or profit lie may tell you he has imethin, Jut ii.h Kod or Jnxt the name. Don't he deceived, hut insist on fretting Dr. Kin'n Ne Discovery, which id Rtiaranteed to give relief In all Throat, Lu 11-4 and Chest affections. Trial tot ties fr.e at D. SL. bb s JruC iU,r. Ur Hollies JI. A Sound Legal Opinion. i E. rainbri1i.e Munl.ir I-!-, County Atty, iny Co., Texas, wiys: JIavh us.-d i:it tr Hitters with moBt happy r-sult. My I.n.tK.-i aleo was wry low with M;t!;iHal l'-v-r anl , , . , , . . .... Jiumllcp, but was cwrej iy tirm-ly us tliU me1cIntt Am l:Uu.tll ...j Lisllfe." Mr. D. L. Wilcoxson. cf IL.rse dive, Ky.. ad-la a like testimony, myinu': H positively relieves lio woulJ Lavo dieJ, Lai it not bet-u fur i:iet trie jjltt,.rSi Tlis rfme,!y will wr.nl o.T, well aa cureall Mularial l)is r.s, anl for nil Ki'lmy, IJver, and ytomach Iiison'ers stuii.I- une.juuicd. Vric Wc and $1. at U. S. Webb's Uru btoro. ' CD OT3 ti-zy.-kx. a.-i's.-? r -C r, o i s ( n ii T , t r 7 2 ? - CI Js.- ; i! - sr. 5 si? r eH2?iM -! ' -r- , Z.. 7? 1 " " B t - :y:-3-::3?- Z7D ml CO CD cri re 1 fc,,. CD jo J ... 3 cj 2 to i " Y niEii mm The J oil! ica 1 I 1 1 1" 1 f t!n v e.i i will be t he tre-t 1 ! 1 : 1 t t.ti'i th.it h.i- bein ti-ivht in the I " 11 : t state- !..? j ear-. "I'll si 1 ii.-1; ! w ill not 'ii i be fc ir si. pi en. a -, in 1 le - W ii ,; I. I b m-e and in eoire ... I'ut it will ;;l-o iiei'u nin-future ec'iiH'ieie , ; 111 w I u-1 her !!; i:epu!'lu-au l-une.pal t'j.'"'' i-ti'-n. Much :.; t l -ucti whether ti'- Kepuhlu-aii !' n 1 1 1 1 1 ! a le, !. . t . !. i Ii . . 1 1 el 1 1 I i l I ( in II t r I II (.X(.r ,,,,,,,. ,,,,, .1l,t. jK ,,, h,,n e..tnmue.i. ,r in ti- i -we -ti.i.t p;.u..-e the na- t Into tlnaiM'i.'l net n - on. i it at l.ilr trou- i,;,.., ,linK, upt, v nmj r.. . t . i. c..i r out the ! ,,I,,,,,I"'V ,'t' " m.d in.-i.iteMimniiki- Tie- Itr.Ai'K vill ' tnuti.l where it has ever Stoo.l .1 the s.'ie ut the t e-t 1 1 1 1 ' I -1 - of the Wliole peep!' -; on t lie Mile it Alll'l ieall t irk itlW in ell if i!Rii!li-t t le ! la i rope ; tor t he pro perityof Aiaeiiciin nianut.iet i;n rs in.teinl f !tho.'of toreifcra l.unU; in tai'-r ' Aiueruan l'eoil made l y AlnerieUIl Wii Ivili'niell. as ii'M!tlt t he eOli.; iu el the free trieh the- ori-ts ant the elii-h niiK' ol in.poi t r- in the Atlantic citie-. !w ho ho ir eni.riii'ii. fortuiK's in than ever tho coniIn jvur. !r. boekc hud l.pMrnt' cci tain itUois tor lis .u.pro 1 111011 during lk. wh'cli will be fully and faithfully t arried out. II tho rcirul.tr flp o tnint will be in j roved arid bettered. The Umisehrild." the "Vmimil' Folk." the '('amp Fire," the ' I'nriu," tui'l "(ncBtion llurcau" will each be made the be-t of lt kind: and tie- Hi. ok duill still be more wort liy of the title f "The only perfect newspaper in America." We make h peetnl cnmpali"n rate .f 2-1 cknts H)H TliiiKK months. Club rates the cheapest r cr know n for 11 standard newspaper. W e in- ite e cry body to write im for n specimen eoj'y and conlldcntial terms to an-ents Address, THK JU.ADK, Toledo, Onio. Bucklen'ft Arnica Salve. The Best SaWc In tha world for Cut, Bruit-, Bon, Salt 1 thrum, Ferer Sorea. Tetter, Chapped Handa, ChUblalrm, Com, and all bkln Eruptions, and poaltlrely cure 111, or no pay required. It it guaranteed to give perfect Mtlnfactton, or money refunded. Trie oeaUi per box. For iaU by 0. 8. Webb.