Troops on Transport George Washington
on Her Entry Into* New York Harbor
Home-coming troops at the sight of New York-and her skyscrapers, as
.-the George Washington returned from France, after having taken over the
(president and his party. The vessel besides bringing back troops brought
>back the Christmas mail from the soldiers.
Simple Law of Life
Teach ine that sixty minutes make
fin hour, sixteen ounces a pound, and
one hundred cents a dollar. Help me
to live so that I may lie down at night
without a gun under my pillow —un-
fiaunted by the faces of those whom I
Help me to earn my meal ticket on
the square and in conformauce with
the Golden Rule.
Deafen me to the jingle of tainted
coin—to the rustle of unholy skirts.
May I be blind to the faults of my
fellows and see my own clearly.
Cliiide me so that I may look across
the dinner table at my wife and have
jaothiug to conceal.
' Keep me yctmg —that I may laugh
ayitil the children. Make me sympa
thetic —that I may be considerate of
the old. *
When comes the day of drawn
shades and fragrant flowers, of quiet
footsteps and hushed voices, when
the wheels crunch on the gravel walk
and the neighbors whisper, “How
Jiatural he looks!” —make the cere
anon.v short and the epitaph simple:
“Here lies a Man!” —George Lee,
In Popular Magazine.
Japanese Forecast Direful
Race Trouble for the World
—Fear an Armed Collision
Relief that the next war will be
the outcome of race prejudices is ex
pressed by Yukio Ozalci, formerly
minister of justice and a leading
member of the constitutional party.
Mr. Ozaki said that in his opinion the
colored races, which steadily were de
veloping their civilization, would de
mand finally the same treatment as
the white races, and that the result
■would be an armed collision.
air. Ozaki recommended that Japan,
acting on behalf of all Asiatic races,
‘should introduce the racial and popu
lation questions for consideration and,
if possible, secure a solution. In a
country like Japan, where the popula
tion is increasing with alarming
rapidity, he said it was but natural
that the surplus population should
try to pbtain an outlet even by resort
ing to arms. From Japan’s stand
point, said Mr. Ozaki, the racial or
population questions were more im
portant than President Wilson’s
"‘fourteen poinjts,” down for a
basis for Germany’s surrender. These
racial questions, he said, concerned
the future of millions of souls in Asia.
Mr. Ozaki warned the Japanese not
to develop the German system of state
organization, which in the war had
proved to be a mere machine for de
stroying civilization and for tramp
ling under foot the rights of other na
tions aud peoples. On the question
of Japan’s occupation of the German
South Sea Islands, Mr. Ozaki de
clared that the United States should
dismantle her forts in the Philippines
and Hawaii and that this would be
more important for Japan than the
taking over of the South Sea islands.
Chinese Children Sold as
Low as Twenty-Five Cents
China’s appalling poverty is tradi
tional. The average man and woman
goes through life with only an occa
sional relief from the pangs of hun
ger, says Frederick Moore in World’s
Work. Tens of thousands of people
die annually from starvation. Moth
ers in the poorer sections of every
town and village destroy female
babies because they are unable to
feed them. Sometimes the parents
cell them into slavery or dishonor. In
times of drought and famine a regu
lar traffic is conducted in children
generally by boat along the canals
*md rivers. The price goes at times
ns low as 25 cents for a healthy child,
nothing being paid for a sickly one.
.Under ordinary conditions a strong
young girl will bring anywhere from
ten to a hundred dollars or more. In
ordinary times a regular practice of
Stealing children prevails in some re
gions. They are conveyed, generally
In hoots, to the large cities and sold
Soldiers Overseas Safe
From Winter Hardships—
Have Supply of Clothes
Mothers, sisters and sweethearts in
America need not worry about pro
tection of their soldiers in Europe
against the rigors of winter, writes a
Paris correspondent. The quarter
master’s corps specialists in France
declare that the boys are better
equipped than the majority of them
ever were in civilian life.
Each soldier has two pairs of heavy
nail-clinched and dubbed shoes
which are impervious to water, five
pairs of wool socks, three suits wool
underwear, two complete wool uni
forms, two wool O. D. flannel shirts,
one short but heavy overcoat, trench
style, and one pair of wool knit spiral
puttees ten feet long. The quarter
master’s corps estimates that the aver
age soldier campaign wears out one
pair of trousers every two months,
and makes provision on this basis, al
though the normal life of a pair of
breeches is six months. Every soldier
has also an overseas cap that has a
felt protector to pull down over his
ears. He is not allowed to wear the
old issue of campaigif hat that his
folks at home lire used to seeing. He
has wool gloves and one-finger leather
mittens over them and each soldier
is provided with at least three
blankets ..and a waterproof slicker or
In addition to all this every soldier
on outdoor duty has a leather waist
coat to wear beneath his overcoat.
This leather waistcoat is newly is
sued and much admired. •
Idle Soldiers in Europe
Require Entertainment and
Diversion More Than Ever
The close of the war does not mean
that the need for theatrical entertain
ers to entertain American troops in
France has ended or even diminished.
On the contrary, it is greater than
ever. It is obvious that many Ameri
can soldiers will remain in Europe for
a long time. With idle time on their
hands, lacking the excitement and ex
altation of battle, they .must have
clean, wholesome entertainment.
. JOKES / w*
Bacon —I understand his wife has a
position now? ,
Elbert —Yes. She’s working at a
ribbon counter in a department store.
Bacon —And does he call her his bet
Egbert—No, his counterpart.
“I don’t see no
great use in poet
/▼filrl “ft has its uses>
When you see a
C V / <y*y\ word or a name in
LJU/L rhyme you know
_ how it’s pro
, Cause for Reflection.
Friend—What are you so glum
Mr. Oldfellow (who has just mar
ried a young wife) —I didn’t quite like
my bride’s behavior at .the banquet
Friend—l didn’t notice anything un
Mr. Oldfellew—Well, she drank
heartily to the toast that my fortune
would never grow less, but she passed
up entirely the toast to my health.—
Papa—Bobby, if you had a little
more spunk you would stand better in
your class, ifow, do you know what
Bobby—Yes, sir. It’s the past par
ticiple of spank.
The Thorny Path of Love.
Gert —Moyme complains that her
poet’s love is like a red, red rose.
Myrt—Gee, that’s funny; ain’t it
true aud all that sort of thing?
Gert —Oh, yes, but the trouble is it
makes him stick around.
A novelty for golfers is a score
card that can be strapped to a
Casein is obtained from milk
by electrolysis with a method of
The air in anew automobile
muffler is kept in motion by fans
belted to the drive shaft.
Natural gas has been discov
ered in Holland in sufficient
quantity to supply a small com
A pump has been invented in
Europe in which explosions of a
mixture of gas and air operate
directly against the water with
out the employment of a piston.
So the Young Men’s Christian asso
ciation and America’s Over There
Theater league, which have co-oper
ated in sending entertainment units
abroad, are now expanding their ef
forts. James Forbes, the playwright,
accepts applications and organizes
“From July 30 to November 9 we
sent 102 entertainers abroad,” Mr.
Forbes announces. “We will continue
to send as many as we can until the
last American soldier is out of France.
Now that the fighting is over, they
need amusement and diversion more
than ever, and they keep urging and
urging and urging us to send more
Hitherto the performers sent abroad
have been practically all vaudeville
players. There were several reasons
for this. Transportation was limited,
so the traveling companies had to be
small and they could not carry the
scenery and costumes necessary for
From now on, however, Mr. Forbes
says the soldiers will have drama as
well as vaudeville.
Trailer Makes Touring Car
Answer Purpose of a Truck
A two-wheeled trailer which is de
signed to make the touring car ‘an
swer the purpose of a truck for light
hauling, has been found especially
valuable for merchants and dealers
called upon to deliver many small
loads which might be attended to
while taking orders along the route.
The coal truck is a two-wheel semi
trailer, which couples to the car by
means of a rocking fifth wheel on the
rear of the car. This is covered, when
not in use, by a metal boot,
such as used on runabouts. The
semitrailer is of rather an unusual
design. It can be unloaded quickly
by turning a crank which operates a
ratchet, and this deposits the load in
the desired spot by tilting the funnel
shaped body. This body swings upon
a curved flange, one on each side of
the metal body. A few turns of the
crank bring the body back to posi
American Indians Aided and "
Profited by the World War
The American Indian by enlisting in
the army and navy, by subscribing lib
erally to the Liberty leans, by increas
ing the production of foodstuffs on In
dian lands and by contributions to re
lief agencies greatly aided the United
States and the allies in winning the
war, declared Cato Sells, commissioner
of Indian ajTairs, in his annunl report.
Mr. Sells said that out o£ 33,000 eligi
ble for military duty, more than 0,500
Indians entered the army, 1,000 en
listed in the navy and 500 more in
other war work. More than 6,000 of
the enlistments were voluntary. Lib
erty bonds were bought, Commissioner
Sells said, until Indians now hold the
equivalent of one SSO bonds for every
man, woman and child of their race in
the nation. Through it all, Commis
sioners Sells said, anew view of life
and his responsibilities is coming to
Making Him Feel Better.
“There’s a man outside who says
he’s your tailor and wants to see you
about a bill.”
“Tell him I’ve gone to attend the
funeral of a rich relative from whom
I expect to inherit a great deal of
“Have you lost a relative, sir?”
“No; but that fellow has been her©
so many thimes I feel I ought to say
something that will make him feel bet
Squibbs —I presume you always give
your wife the last word.
Squabbs—Well, yes; that is the last
one that is spoken aloud.
“Would you say
that she is good
“ That depends.” jjTi
“On what?” /iLfOi
“On whether I /ww If ßSh \
was speaking of fl/
her face or to her
The Paramount Interest.
“Hunter tells me he’s going to mai>
ry an heiress. I asked what her age
was, and he couldn't say/’
“My boy, it isn’t her age Hunter is
interested in; it’s her heritage.”
Made It Too Strong.
“Certainly, I’d do anything or say
anything to make you happy.”
“There, now, I shall never be able
to believe anything you tell me. Oh,
why—whey did I ever marry a liar?"
Sweetest Girl —My father says there
is a movement on foot—
Alarmed Young Man —Oh, then line
THE WASHBURN TIMES. WASHBURN. WIS.
WILLIE HOPPE “KNEW SOMETHING” WHEN
HE VLKF!) AT MATCH WITH WELKER COCHRAN
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/CHAMPION HOPPE AND WELKER COCHRAN.
Willie Hoppe had a good reason for
making conditions that precluded his
meeting Welker Cochran in an exhibi
tion billiard match, in the recent cam
paign for the United War Work fund.
Hoppe, or his manager, R. B. Benja
min, knew the speed at which Coch
ran was playing. Welker Cochran
showed in his match in New York with
Ora Morningstar, the recreation’s
star, that he has improved rapidly in
the last six months and is entitled to
meet Hoppe for the world's champion
Cochran’s Big Score.
George Sutton was defeated by
Hoppe in Chicago in the match in
which Hoppe made his best showing.
In this match Hoppe defeated the vet
eran and averaged 57.7 In 1,500 points.
Cochran laid this mark in the shade
when he averaged 60 for the last 1,800
JACK COOMBS MADE MANAGER
Veteran Pitcher Accepts Terms to
Lead. Philadelphia National
League Ball Team.
John W. Coombs, veteran pitcher,
Who was with the Brooklyn team last
season, has accepted terms to manage
the Phillies next year. ✓•Coombs, it
is stated, will receive a salary of $7,-
000, with a bonus if he succeeds in
piloting the team to the top of the
league race, or to a place among the
Coombs will be expected to rule the
Phillies with more of an irpn hand
than was wielded by Pat Moran, whom
Manager Jack Coombs.
he succeeds. President Baker now ad
mits that the reason that he let Mdrnn
out was that the latter did not main
tain proper discipline among the play
ers. He also complains that Moran
did not reside in Philadelphia in the
winter time and even lived outside the
city during the summer months.
IS NOT STRONG FOR SPORTS
President Schurman of Cornell Uni
versity Says We Should Give Boys
Jacob Schurman, president of Cor
nell university or something, opposes
the idea of Young America going in
so strong for sports and says we ought
to give the boys military training in
stead. Well, that’s what the kaiser
gave his boys in Germany for 40 years
and then when the test came the
American baseball and football play
ers and so on made the goose-steppers
look like a collection of brewery hands
trying to do a hundred-yard dash.
What’s the answer?
Here's Thrift in Athletics.
Williams college went through the
1917 and 1918 athletic seasons without
drawing on its reserve fund. The New
Englanders made sports pay.
Plan Big Service Game.
The Navy will hold next November
29 as an open date on its football
schedule in the hope filling it with
West Point. s
Why Managers Get Gray.
Miller Huggins will take 26 pitch
ers South with the Yankee outfit.
Shaw Is Versatile.
Charley Shaw, Columbia university
lntercoflegiate half-mile champion and
star halfback, promises to develop into
a basketball star, too.
Big Squad at Great Lakes.
More than forty candidates are out
for the Great Lakes naval training
station basketball team.
This Pleases Harvard.
Lieut. Robert H. Gross, a hockey
ind baseball star, has returned to Har
points of his 3,600-point game with
Morningstar. Cochran made a run of
286 to finish one 300-point block, then
started the next block with a run of
21, giving him a high run of 307 for
the match. He also showed runs of
252, 247 and 225. Ift the last 11 300-
point blocks Obchran did not fail to
,muke one run of 100. Cochran's best
run on a Detroit table was 222 in his
match with Morningstar last year,
while the best Hoppe has ever shown
Detroit fans is 211.
Cochran’s playing in the ' last
months surprises the billiard fans.
For several years he has been regard
ed as a good mechanical player, but
lacking in billiard temperament and a
poor money player. In his 1,800-point
match with Morningstar last winter
he averaged around 28.
: SPODT •
Harvard university has started pre
liminary rowing practice.
* * *
Santa Clara university is the latest
to take up the soccer football game.
* * *
Fred Mitchell wants the majors to
make a rule abolishing an out on a
foul fly. *
* * *
If the Athletics don’t go on a spring
training trip it isn’t likely the Phillies
* * *
Tillie Walker, once one of our fence
busting gardeners, has joined the re
* * *
Manager Mack of the Athletics has
given Outfielder Oldring his uncondi
* * *
Eleven sectional associations are a
part of the United States National
Lawn Tennis association.
* * *
The franchises of the Washington
and St. Louis clubs haven’t been trans
ferred in several days now.
* * *
Branch Rickey of the Cards, who
went to France as a major, is recover
ing from an attack of pneumonia.
* # *
The Cubs of next season promise
to look about as they did in the late
campaign, plus Alexander. That will
make them look even better.
* * *
Branch Rickey 'will probably drop
his job as president of the Cards to
become manager next season. Hen
dricks is slated to get the gate.
* * *
.Timmy Wilde/and Pal Moore prob
ably will meet In a 20-round bout in
London in March. Promoters would
guarantee both boxers big sums.
* * *
Sunday baseball will probably be
made legal in New York state at the
coming session of the legislature. Gov
ernor-elect Smith favors the plan.
* * *
Billy Maher of Erie,' Pa., who
fought such lightweights as Bat Nel
son and Ad Wolgast, has returned
from France wearing three wound
• * *
It has been reported that the Louis
ville club of the American association
is for sale, but O. H. Wathen, presi
dent of the club, states that the pres
ent owners do not care to sell.
* *% *
Griffith refuses to worry any about
the prospect of losing Johnny Lavan.
The shortstop is on sea duty, but that
doesn’t mean he can’t be back with
the Nationals when the season opens.
* * *
Brooklyn schoolboys will play
hockey, eight schools entering teams.
* * *
Brown’s only football victory this
season was gained against Dartmouth,
and incidentally i£ was the most deci
sive victory Brown has ever scored
* * *
John E. Madden has retained a num
ber of the yearlings he bred and will
race them next season in the Madden
family name with his two sons, Capt.
John E. Madden, Jr., and Joseph E.
Madden, as his partners.
* * *
Most of the minors are getting all
set to do business at the old stands In
the spring. There will be plenty of
players for them.
j * * *
Looks as if the fans w r on’t have to
wear overcoats when they go to any
games next season, now that every
thing is set to cut the schedules.
'* * *
Michigan has a wonderful kicker in
Steketes. He has kicked a number of
field goals and almost never misses a
goal from touchdown no matter what
the angle may be.
GOLF SPORT IS DUE
“ FOR BANNER SEASON
Champion Ouimet Looks for Busy
Time in 1919.
Thinks End of War Will Have Big
Effect of Boosting Affairs of Links
—Expects to Compete in Na
tional Open and Amateur.
Golf is due for its biggest year next
Reason, in the opinion of Francis Oui
met, former national titleholder and
present Western amateur champion.
With all the new faces and the old
boys keener than ever to get into the
game seriously again, after being more
or less shut up for a year, 1919 shapes
up to him as the banner year in the
history of the royal and ancient game.
* Ouimet can see no prospect of a
letup in his army work, figuring that
his branch of the service will be busy
for some time to come. He does ex
pect, however, that conditions will be
such that he can play a lot of golf next
season. In 1918 he played little, com
paratively speaking, though at the end
of the season his game w T as all }ie could
The Western champion says he got
so, after winning two national events,
that he hardly cared what happened
so far as his game was concerned when
the United States Golf association de*
dared him ineligible to compete as an
Now, however, with peace in the
land and his amateur status no longer
questioned, he has the fever again. He
is eager to cut loose and looks forward
to playing in the big events of 1919,
more especially the national open and
amateur, If they are held.
FOHL REMAINS AS MANAGER
Tris Speaker Declined Leadership of
Cleveland Indians—Chance of
Lee Fohl, manager of the Cleveland!
Indians for the last three and a half
years, will be re-engaged for the coin
ing season, to James Dunn,
president of the Cleveland club. An
offer w r as made to Tris Speaker, star
outfielder of the club, but Tris has
turned it down.
Fohl’s re-engagement is well re
ceived here, as It was felt that Lee
has been real successful with the
material at his disposal and had
Cleveland in the race during practi-
Manager Lee Fohl.
cally his entire stay here. He took
hold of hopeless tallender in mid
season of 1915, and the team began
to improve from the day he took
Asa number of Cleveland’s best
players will be released from service
within the next few months, Fohl fig
ures to have a strong contender again
next season. There also is some
chance of a deal being made with
Cleveland by which Dutch Leonard,
the crack left-hander, will come to
Cleveland from the Boston club.
’REVIVE SOCCER IN ENGLAND
Authorities Losing No Time in Re-Es
tablishing Sport—To Start Cup
With the conclusion of the war Eng
lish soccer authorities are losing no
time in re-establishing the league
series so popular before the war. It
is likely an English cup tie series will
be started shortly after the start of
the new year. The sport will shortly
be resumed in Ireland, Scotland and
Wales, where it draws big crowds.
Star Hurdler Loses Leg.
Lieut. John L. McKeown, high hur
dler at the University of Illinois Id
1915, who won all Western honors, has
had a leg amputated. Injuries sus
tained in an airplane fall cost him a
Soccer Follows Flag, Too.
Baseball follows the flag, but it isn’t
the only game that does. An “Uncle
Sam” soccer team, made up of Ameri
can soldiers, beat a team of Czecho
slovak soldiers in Siberia, 3 goals
LOOK AT CHILD'S
TONGUE IF SICK,
HURRY, MOTHER! REMOVE POI
SONS FROM LITTLE STOMACH,
GIVE CALIFORNIA SYRUP OF FIGS
AT ONCE IF BILIOUS OR
Look at the tongue, mother t If
coated, It is a sure sign thut your lit
tle one’s stomach, liver and bowels
needs a gentle, thorough cleansing at
When peevish, cross, listless, pale,
doesn’t sleep, doesn’t eat or act natu
rally, or is feverish, stomach sour,
breath bad; has stomach-ache, sore
throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a
teaspoonful of “California Syrup of
Figs,” and in a few hours all the foul,
constipated waste, undigested food
and sour bile gently moves out of the
little bowels without griping, and you
have a welir playful child agaih, —
You needn’t coax sick children to
take this harmless “fruit laxative;”
they love Its delicious taste, and it
always makes them feel splendid.
Ask ybur druggist for a bottle of
“California Syrup of Figs,” which has
directions for babies, children of all
ages and for grown-ups plainly on the
bottle. Beware of counterfeits sold
here. To be sure you get the genuine,
ask to see that it Is made by the “Cali
fornia Fig Syrup Company.” Refuse
any other kind with contempt.-—Adv.
“What made the witness so mad on
the stand?” “I guess it was the cross
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In boxes, three sizes.—Adv.
Out West a would-be highwayman
“held up” a profiteer. The highway
man lost his overcoat, boots and $6.
Cuticura Soothes Itching Scalp
On retiring gently rub spots of dan
druff and itching with Cuticura Oint
ment. Next morning shampoo witb
Cuticura Soap and hot water. Mak*
them your every-day toilet preparation*
and have a clear skin and soft, whitl
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“I have so much on my hands at
present that I don’t know what to do."
“Why not try some soap and wa
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