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me ArjFJTJZFJ (f ZtfCSA Ill&ZXiZlWStyt&Vtner comr/ozr frag $r ztojwr- co. SYNOPSIS. At a private view of the Chat worth Personal estate, to ho iold at auction. the Jrew Idol mysteriously disappears. Harry Creasy, who was present, describes the ring to his fiancee, Flora Oilsey, and her chaperon. Mrs. Clara Britton. as being like a heathen god, srith a beautiful sap- Shlre set In the head. Flora meets Mr. ■err, an Englishman. In discussing the disappearance of the ring, the exploits of an English thief, Farrell Wand, are re called. Kerr tells Flora that he has met Harry somewhere, but cannot place him. 120.000 reward is offered for the return of the ring. Harry takes Flora to a Chinese goldsmith's to buy en engagement ring. An exquisite si jphi'/e set in a hoop of brass is selectea Harry urges her not to wear it until it n reset. The possession of the ring seems *o cast a spell over Flora. She becomes uneasy and appre hensive. Flora is startled by the effect cn Kerr when he gets a glimpse of the sapphire. The possibility that the stone la part of the CTw Idol causes Flora much anxiety. Unseen, Flora discovers Clara ransacking her dressing room. Flora refuses to give or sell the stone to Kerr, and suspects him of being the thief. She decides to return the ring to Harry, but he tells her to keep it for a day or two. Ella Buller tells Flora that Clara is setting her cap for her father. Judge Buller. Flora believes Harry sus pects Kerr and is waiting to make sure of the reward before unmasking the thief. Kerr and Clara confess their love for each other. Clara is followed by a China man. Harry admits to Flora that he knew the ring was stolen. He attempts to take it from her. Flora goes to the San Mateo place with Mrs. Herrick and writes Kerr and Clara to come. Ella Bul ler bribes Clara to leave the Judge alone, by giving her a picture of Farrell Wand. Kerr and Harry unexpectedly arrive at Ban Mateo. Flora buys the picture of Farrell Wand from Clara for fcO.OOO. She misses her ring after Harry had said farewell to bar. Kerr starts in pursuit of Harry. CHAPTER XXlV.—Continued, "Do you feel better?” Mrs. Herrick asked her. Then she opened her eyes wide and saw the walls and the high arched ceiling of the hall directly above her, knew herself lying on the floor, saw above her the figure of Clara, standing with a bottle of salts, and then remembered; and, with a moan, buried her face in Mrs. Her rick’s lap. "Oh, no, no, no; don’t bring me back; I don’t want to come back!” Their voices sounding hign above her were speaking. Mrs. Herrick said: "What is that?” Then Clara mur mured. 1 non there was the 1 ght rustling of paper. Flora moved her hand "Give it to me; I want it.” She felt the stiff little square of cardboard be tween her fingers, and closed them around it fast Acer a little she went upstairs hold ing tight to the baluster with one hand and to Mrs. Herrick with the ntlnr Alter a little of sitting on the edge of her bed she lay down, still bold! g to Mrs. Herrick She felt as tho sh some cord within her had been drawn tight, too tight to endure, and every moment she hoped it would sunn and set her free. "You don’t think I'm mad. do you?” she asked. Her friend earnestly dis claimed it. "Then things are.” Flora said, "everything. Oh. oh!” The memory overwhelmed her. "He took me there as if by chance! He gave the sapphire to me for my engage ment ring. Oh, dreadful! Oh, poor Harry!" All that afternoon and all night she slept fitfully, starting up at intervals, tumbling with nameless horror-, —the glittering goldsmith’s shop, tl . China man, the great eye of the sapphire, and, worst of ail, Harry's face, always the same cairn, ruddy, good-natured, innocent-looking face that had led her to tb“ goldsmith’s shop, that had smiled at her, falling under the spell of the sapphire, that had covered, all those days, God knew what ravages of stress and strain, until the man had finally broken. That face ap peared and reappeared through the flashing terrors of her dreams like the presiding genius of them all. Fin ally, drifting into complete repose, ahe slept far into the morning. She wakened languid and weak. She lay looking about the room, and, like a person recovering after a heavy blow, wondered what had happened. Then her hand, as with her first waking thought it had done for the last week, went to the locket chain around her neck. Oh, yes, yes; she had forgotten. The sapphire was gone. Gone by fraud, gone at a kiss for ever with Harry—no, with Farrell Wand. For Harry was not Harry; and Kerr was not Farrell Wand. He was In deed an unknown quantity. Since she had found Harry she had lost both Kerr's name and his place in her fairy-tale. She had seen his very de meanor change before her eyes. In deed. her hour had opine without her knowing it. 'The spell had been snapped which had made him wear the semblance of evil. His sinister form was dissolving; but what was to be his identity when finally he stood before her restored and perfect? If he were not the thief whom sh struggled so to shield, why, then he was that very strength of law and right which, for his sake, she had be trayed. She sat up quickened with humilia tion. The thing was not a tragedy, it was a grotesque. Blushing more and more crimson, struggling with strange mingled crying and laughter, she slipped out of the bed, and, still in her night-gown, ran down the hall, and knocked on Mrs. Herrick’s door, un til the dismayed lady opened it. "I thought it was he,” Flora gasped. "T thought it was he who had taken the ring! Why didnk he tell me? Why did he keep it secret? I would done anything to have saved it for him. and I let Harry get it! Oh. isn’t it cruel? Isn'i it pitiful? Isn’t it ri diculous?” Mrs Herrick, who. for the last 36 hours, had so departed from her cur riculum of safety, and courageously met man> strange appearances, now was to hear stranger facts. For Flora had let go completely, and Mrs. Her rick. without hinting at hysterics, let her laugh, let her cry, let her teli ( COAST of CHANCE piece by piece, as she could, the story of the two men, from night when Kerr had spoken so strangely at the club on the virtues of thieves to the moment when, in the willow walk, they discovered that the jewel was gone. Clara's part in the affair, and the price she had exacted, even in this unnerved moment. Flora’s in stinct withheld, to save Mrr. Herrick the last cruelest touch. But for the rest—she let Mrs. Herrick have it all —and under the shadow of the grim facts the two women clung together, as if to make sure of their own identi ties. “I don’t even know who he is," Flora said faintly. Mrs. Herrick gave her a quick glance. She had not a moment's hes itation as to whom the "he" meant. "You will have to ask him when he comes.” “Do you think he will come back?" Mrs. Herrick had the heart to smile. “But think of what I have done. I have lost him the sapphire, and he loves it —loves it as much as he does me." Again the glance. “Did he tell you that?" Flora nodded. The other seemed intently to consider, “lie will come back,” she declared. Upheld by her friend's assurance, Flora found the endurance necessary to spend the day, an empty, stagnant day, in moving about a house and garden where a few hours ago had passed such a storm of events. She reviewed them, lived them over again, but without taking account of them. Her mind, that had worked so sharply, was now in abeyance. She lived in emotion, but with a tantalizing sense of something unexplained which her understanding had not the power to reach out to and grasp. For a day more she existed under the same roof with Clara, for Clara stayed on. At first it seemed to Flora extraord inary that she dared, but presently it began to appear how much more ex traordinary it would have been if Clara had promptly fled. By waiting a discreet length of time, as if noth ing had happened, she put herself in dubitably on the right side of things. Indeed, when one thought, had she ever been legally off it? That was the very horror. Clara had simply turned the situation over and seen its market value, and how enormously she had made it pay! Flora herself had paid; and she had seen the evidence that Harry had paid, paid for his poor little hour of escape which a mere murderer might have granted him in pity. Yet Clara could walk beside them, meet them at dinner with the same smooth face, chat upon the terrace with the unsus pecting Mrs. Herrick, and even face Flora in a security which had the ap pearance of serenity, since she knew that nothing ever would be told. At every turn in the day’s business Flora kept meeting that placid pres ence; and it was not until the end of the day that she met it primed for de parture. Flora was with Mrs. Her rick. and Clara, coming to seek them out, had an air of casual farewell. The small, sweet smile she presented be hind her misty veil, the delicate white-gloved hand she offered were symbols of enduring friendship, as if she were leaving them only for a few hours; as if, w-ben Flora returned to town, she would find Clara waiting for them in the house. But Flora knew it was only Clara's wonderful way. This uprising and departure were her last. Now all her waiting was for Kerr’s returning. She did not know how she should face him, but she wanted him. A telegram came an hour before him, came to Mrs. Herrick announcing him; and then himself, driven up on the high seat of the cart. Just as daylight was closing. She and Mrs. Herrick had walked half-way out toward the rose garden; and, seeing them there, he stopped the cart in the drive, leap ed down and ran across the grass. Both hurried to meet him. The three encountered like friends, like intimates, with band-clasps and hur ried glanc.es searching each other’s faces. “Did you save it?" Flora asked. He looked at Mrs. Herrick, hesitat ing. “You can tell, she knows,’’ Flora as sured him. “No, I haven't saved it—not so far,” he said. He had taken off his hat and the strong light showed on his face lines of fatigue and anxiety. “He gave me the slip—no trace of him. No one saw him come into the city; nothing turned up in the goldsmith’s shop. His friend, the blue-eyed Chinaman, has dropped out of sight. I haven’t made it public,” he glanced at Flora—“but our men think he's gone by the water route—Lord knows in what or where! He must have had this planned for days.” He didn’t look at Flora now. He turned his communication carefully on Mrs. Her rick. “There were seven vessels sailed that day, and all were search ed; but there are ways of smuggling opium, and why not men?” They were walking toward the house. Kerr looked up at the window where, a short time before, Clara's face had looked down upon the con fusion in the garden. “Is that paid woman still here?" “Oh, no; she’s gone.” Flora looked at him warningly. But Mrs. Herrick had caught his tone. “Why shouldn't she be?” she demanded with delicate asperity. Kerr had dropped his monocle. “Be cause, in common decency, she couldn’t. She sold Cressy to me for a good round sum.” Flora and Mrs. Herrick exchanged a look of horror. “I'd suspected him." said Kerr. “I knew where I’d seen him but I couldn’t be sure of his identity till she showed me the picture." “What picture?” cried Flora. “The picture Buller mentioned at the club that night; Farreil Wand, boarding the Loch Ettive. Don't you remember?” He spoke gently, as if afraid that a hasty phrase in such connection might do her harm. Now, when he saw how white she looked, he steadied her with his am. “We Across the Top In Thick Black Type Ran the Figures $20,000, won’t talk of this business any more," he said. “But I must talk of it,” Flora in sisted tremblingly. “I don’t even itDow what you are.” For the first time he showed apolo getic. He looked from one to the other with a sort oi’ helpless sim plicity. “Why, I’m Chatworth —I’m Crew; I’m the chap that owns the confound ed thing!” To see him stand there, announced in that name, gave the tragic farce its last touch. Flora had an instant of panic when flight seemed the solu tion. It took all her courage to keep her there, facing him, watching, as if from afar off. Mrs. Herrick's acknowl edgment of the informal introduction. “I came here, quietly,” he was say ing. "so as to get at it without mak ing a row. Only Purdie, good man! knew —and he's been wondering all along why I've held so heavy a hand on him. We’ll have to lunch with them again, eh?" He turned and looked at Flora. “And make all those explanations necessitated by this lady's wonderful sense of honor.” It was here, somewhere in the neighborhood of this sentence of doubtful meaning, that Mrs. Hetrick left them. In looking back, could never recall the exact mon.ent of the departure. But when she raised her eyes from the grass where they had been fixed for what seemed to her eternity she found only Kerr — no, Chatworth —standing there, look ing at her with a grave face. “Eh?" he said, "and what about that honor of yours? What shall we say about it, now that the sapphire’s gone and no longer In our way?” She" was breathing quick to keep from crying. “I told you that day at the restaurant." “Yes, yes; you told me why you kept the sapphire from me, but” —he hung fire, then fetched it out with an effort —"why did you take it in the first place?" She looked at him in clear astonish ment. "I didn’t know what It was.” “You didn't!” It seemed to Flora the whole situa tion was turning exactly inlide out. The light that was breaking upon her was more than she could bear. "Oh,” she wailed, “you couldn’t have thought I meant to take it!” “Then if you didn’t,” he burst out, “why, when I told you what it was, didn’t you give it to me?” The cruel comic muse, who makes our serious suffering ridiculous, had drawn aside the last curtain. Flora felt the laughter rising in her throat, the tears in her eyes. “You guessed who 1 was,” he in sisted, advancing, "at least what I represented.” She hid her face in her hands, and her voice dropped, tiny, into the still ness. “I guessed you were Farreil Wand.” CHAPTER XXV. The Last Enchantment. The tallest eucalyptus top was all of the garden that was touched with sun when Flora came out of the house in the morning. She stood a space looking at that little cone of bright ness far above all the other trees, swaying on the delicate sky. It was not higher lifted nor brighter burn ished than her spirit then. Shorn of her locket chain, her golden pouch, free of her fears, she poised looking over the garden. Then with a leap she went from -the veranda to the grass and. regardless of dew, skimmed the lawn for the fountain and the rose garden. There she saw him —the one man— already awaiting her. He stood back to back with a mossy nymph languish ing on her pedestal, and Flora hoped by running softly to steal up behind him, and make of the helpless marble lady a buffer between their greetings. But either she underestimated the nymph’s bulk, or forgot how invaria bly direct was the m.n g attack; for turning and seeing her, without any circumvention, with one sweep of his long arm, he included the statue in his grasp of her. With a laugh of triumph he drew her out of her con cealment To her the splendor of skies and trees and morning light melted into that wonderful moment. For the first time in weary days she had all to give, nothing to fear or withhold. She was at peace. She was ready to stop, to stand here in her life for always—here in the glowing garden with him, and their youth. But he was impatient. He did not want to loiter in the morning. He was hot to hurry on out of the present which was so mysterious, so untried to her, as if these ecstasies had no mystery to him but their complete fulfilment. He filled her with a trembling prem onition of the undreamed-of things that were waiting for her in the long aisle of life. “Come, speak," he urged, as they paced around the fountain. "When am I to take you away?” She hung back in fear of her vcjy eagerness to go, to plunge head over ears into life in a strange country with a stranger. “Next month,” she ventured. “Next month! why not next week? why not to-morrow?” he declared with confidence, “Who is to say no? I am the head of my house and you have no one but me. To be sure, there is Mrs. Herrick—excellent wom an. But she has her own daughters to look out for, and,” he added slyly, “much as she thinks of you, I doubt if she thinks you a good example for them. As for that other, as for the paid woman—” “Oh, hush, hush!" Flora cried, hurt with a certain hardness in his voice: “I don’t want to see her. I shall never go near her! And Harry— ’’ "I Vasn’t going to speak of him,” said Chatworth, quickly. “I ,know,” she answered, "but do you mind my gpeaking of him?” They had sat down on the broad lip of the fountain basin. He was looking at her intently. "It is strange,” she said, "but in spite of his doing this terrible thing I can't feel that he him self is terrible—like Clara.” “And yet,” he answered in a grave voice, “I would rather you did.” She turned a troubled face. "And have you forgotten what you said the first night I met you? You said It doesn’t matter what a man is, even if he's a thief, as long as he’s a good one.” At this he laughed a little grudg ingly. "Oh, I don't go back on that, but I was looking through the great impartial eye of the universe. Where as a man may be good of his kind, he's only good in his kind. Tip out a cat among canaries and see what happens. My dear girl, we were the veriest birds in bis paws! And no tico that it isn't moral law—it's in stinct We recognize by scent before we see the shape. You never knew him. You never could. And you never trusted him.” “But,” she interrupted eagerly, ’T would have dorse anything for you when I thought you were a thief.” “Anything?” he caught her up with laughter. "Oh. yes, anything to haul me over the dead line on to your side. That was the very point you made. That was where you would have dropped me—if I had stuck by my kind, as you thought It, and not come over to yours ” She saw herself fairly caught. She heard her menial process stated to perfection. "But if you hadn't felt all along I was your kind, if you hadn't had an Idea that I was a stray from the orig inal fold, you would never have want ed to go In for me” he explained it Flora had her doubts about the truth of this. For a time she had been certain of bis belonging to the lawless other fold, and at times she would have gone with him in spite of it, but this last knowledge she with held. She withheld it because she could make out now, that, for all bis seeming wildness, he had no lawless instincts in himself. Generations oi great doing and great mi ring among men had created him. a creature per fectly natural and therefore eccen tric: but the same generations had handed down from father to son the law-abiding instinct of the rulers of the people. He could be careless of the law. He was strong in it. In his own mind he and the law were one. His perception of the relations of life was so complete that he had no further use for the written law; and Farrell Wand’s was so limited that he had never found the use for it. Daw less both; but —the two extremes. They might seem to meet —but be tween those two extremes, between a Ohatworth and a Farrell Wand—why. there was all the world’s experience between! She raised her eyes and smiled tit him in thinking of it. but the smile faltered and she drew away. They were about to be disturbed. Beyond the rose branches far down the drive she saw a figure moving toward them at a slow, uncertain pace, looking to and fro. "See, there's someone coming." "Oh, the gardener!" he said as one would say "Oh, fiddlesticks!" The gardener had been her first thought. But now she rose uneaslty, since she saw it was not he, asking herself: "Who else, at such an hour?" By this time Ohatworth, still seated, had caught sight of it. “Hello." he said, “what sort of a thing is that?" It. was a short, shabby, nondescript little figure, ahuffitng rapidly along the winding walk between the rose bushes. Now they saw the top of his round black felt hat Now only a twinkling pair of legs. Now, around the last clump of bushes he appeared full length, and, suddenly dropping his businesslike shuffle, approached them at languid walk. Flora grasped Chatworth’s arm in nervous terror. "Tell him to go,” she whispered; "make him go away." The blue-eyed Chinaman was plant ed before them stolidly, wit! the ctirious blind look of his guarded eyes blinking in his withered face. He wore for the first time the blouse of his people, and bis lands were folded in his sleeves. “Who’s this?" said Chatwortb, ap pealing to Flora. At this the Chinaman spoke, “Mr. Crew," he croaked. The Englishman, looking from the Oriental to Flora, still demanded ex planations with expostulating gesture. “It is the one who sold us the sap ! phlre," she whispered; and “Oh, what does he want of you?" "Eh?" said Chatworth, Interrogating the goldsmith with his monocle. “What do you want?" The little man finished his long, and, what had seemed his blind, stare; then dived into his sleeve. He drew forth a crumpled thing which seemed to be a pellet and this he proceeded to unfold. Flora crept cautiously for ward. loath to come near, but curi ous, and saw him spread out and hold up a roughly-torn triangle of news paper. She gave a cry at sight of It. Across the top In thick black type ran the figures $20,000. Chatworth pointed a stern fore finger. "What Is it?" he said, though by his tone he knew. The Chinaman also pointed at it, but cautious and apologetic. "Twenty thousand dollar. You likee twenty thousand dollar?" He waited a mo ment. Then, with a glimmer as of re turning sight, presented tho alterna tive. "You likee god?—little joss?— come so?" And with his finger he traced In the air a curve of such deli cate accuracy that the Englishman with an exclamation made a step to ward h’m But the Chinaman did not move. "Twenty thousand dollar," he stated. It sounded an impersonal state ment, but nevertheless It was quite evident this time to whom it applied. The Englishman measured off his words slowly as if to an incomplete uuueraUit-'ilriK, which Flora was aware was all too miraculously quick. “This little god, this ring—do you know where it is? Can you take me to it?” The goldsmith nodded emphatically at each word, but when ail was said he only reiterated, “Twenty thousand dollar.” Chatworth gave Flora an almost shamefaced glance, and she saw with a curious twinge of Jealousy that he was intensely excited. "Might as well have a pot-shot at it,” he said; and sitting down on the edge of the fountain and taking out his check book. rested it on his knee and wrote. Then he rose; he held up the fllled-in slip before the Chinaman’s eyes. “Here,” he said, "twenty thousand dollars.” He held the paper well out of the little man’s reach. “Now," be challenged, "tell me where it is?” Into the goldsmith’s eyes came a lightning flash of intelligence, such as Flora remembered to have seen there when Farrell Wand, leaning on the dusty counter, bad bidden him go and bring something pretty. He seemed to quiver a moment in indecision. Then he whipped bis hand out of his sleeve and held it forth palm upward. ' I - " .Hi Killing Two Birds. A neatly dressed woman rushed into a Euclid avenue grocery yesterday and priced the different sizes of pots of baked beans that the grocery keeps put up hot ready to take home and serve. "I guess the small size will do,” she said, hesitating. “How many do you desire to serve?” inquired the clerk, ready to advise. “Oh, I’m not buying them to, serve,” the customer replied. "Of course I shall use them, but I’m getting them to keep my hands warm on the car. I came away from home without elthe; muff or mittens."—Cleveland ’’lain Dealer. This time it was Chatworth who cried out. The thing that lay on the gold smith’s palm Flora had never seen, though once it had been described to her —“ a bit of an old gold heathen god. curie*. around himself, with his head of two yellow sapphires and a big blue stone on top.” There it blazed at her, the Jewel she had carried in her bosom, that she had hidden in her pouch of gold, and that had vanished from it at the touch of a magic hand, now cunningly restored to its right place in the fore head of the Crew idol, crowning him with living light. Speechless they looked together at the magic thing. They had thought it far at sea; and as if at a wave of a genii’s wand it was here before them flashing in the quiet garden. With an effort Chatworth seemed to keep himself from seizing on ring and man together. He looked search ingly at tho goldsmith and seemed on the point of asking a question, but, instead, he slowly held out his hand. He held it out cup-fashion. It shook so that Flora saw the Chinaman steady it to drop In the ring. Then, folding his check miraculously small, enveloping it in the ragged piece of newspaper, the little man turned and shuffled from them down the gravel walk. Chatworth stood staring after him with his idol in his palm. Then, turn ing slow eyes to Flora, “How did he come by this?” he asked, as sternly as If he demanded it of the mystery it self. "He had it, from the very first." The pieces of the puzzle were flashing together in Flora's mind. "That first time Harry left the exhibit ho took it there.” "But the blue sapphire?" Chatworth insisted. "Harry," Flora whispered, "Harry gave it up to him." "Gave it up to him!" Chatworth echoed In scorn. But she had had an inspiration of understanding. “He had to—for money to get off with. He gave Clara all he had so that she would let him get away. Poor thing!” she added in a lower breath, but Chatworth did not hear her. He had taken the Idol In his thumb and finger, and. holding it up in the broadening light, looked fixedly at it with the passionate In credulity with which one might hold and look at a friend thought dead. She watched him with her jealous pang increasing to a greater feeling— a feeling of being separated from him by this Jewel which he loved, and which had grown to seem hateful to her. which had shown Itself a breeder of all the greedy passions. She came softly up to him, and, lifting her hand, covered tho Idol. He turned toward her In wonder. “Ah, you love it too much,” she whispered. “That’s unworthy of you," he re proached her. “I have loved you more: and that in spite of what I believed of you, and what this means to me. To me, thiß ring ts not a pretty thing seen yesterday. It ts the symbol of my family. It is the power and pride of us, which our women have worn on their hands as they have worn our honor la their hearts. It Is part of the life of my people; and now It has made itself part of our life, of yours and mine. Shall I ever forget how starkly you held it for the sake of my honor, even aghinst myself? Should I ever have known you without It?” Ho put the ring Into her hand, and, smil ing with his old dare, h- :d It over the fountain. "Now, if you want to, drop It in.” lie released her hand and turned to leave her to her will. For a moment ate stood with power in her hands and her eyes on his averted head. Then with a little rush she crossed the space between them. "Here, take it! You love It! I want you to keep it! but I can't for get the dreadful things it has made people do. It makes me afraid.” In spite of bis smiling he seemed to her very grave. "You dear, silly child! The whole storm and troubls of life comes from things being la the wrong place. ThlH has been la the wrong place and made mischief." "Like me,” she murmured. “Like you," he agreed. "Now we shall be as we should be. Give me your hand.” He drew off all the rings with which she had once tried to dim the sparkle of the sapphire, and, drop ping them into his pocket like so much dross, slipped on the Idol that covered her third finger In a splendid bar from knuckle to Joint. Holding her by Just the tip of that finger, lean ing back a little, he looked into her eyes, and she, looking back, knew that it wedded them once for all Novelty In London Club Life. The fact that in all existing clubs It Is against the rule to use the premises for business purposes has suggested the formation of anew club to com bine business with social facilities The proprietors of the institution, the premises of which are in Piccadilly, have called it the London club. In addition to the ordinary club- j rooms there will be a “business recep- j tlon room.” where members can and- [ cuss businest with each other Boards | will occupy the wall space, on which, by permission of the secretary, the details of business propositions io which members desire co-operat I .* will be displayed.—London Evening Standard. f^OMLCOKISKj 1/ \l WILBUR D NLPBm A Cliimtie I? ... - . ~ . . It Is time to go a-Maylng When tho frost Is In the air. When the snowy boughs are swiorln* And the field.* are white and fair; It la Joy. Indeed, to wander Through the bosky dells and gladast For It makes a man grow fonder Of the snow through which he w idea Tts particularly pleasing— Maying with your fingers freezing. He.;.- the rohblns* merry chatter. Hark the songs that they repeat While they wonder whst’s the matter As they nurse their frozen feett Bee tho butterflies leap gaily As they dance ndown the hreeie They must exercise thus dally Or with asthma they will wheeze, O 'ts Joyous to go Maying When the world about ts playing. See the lambkin as It gambols On the hillside near its dam. How on frozen aiopea It scramble*— Cunning, gentle, frigid lamb! How the honeybees are humming. Droning music as they go— Bee. n few of them are coming Coasting on the flakes of snow! How tho tender leaves are shaking As from the boughs they're breaking. Come, we’!! share our Joys together: Welcome spring with hearts elate. Faro forth In the balmy weather— We can either stroll or skate, doing Maying thus i Joyous In our furs and overshoes. With no sunstrokes to annoy u~ Who nnother mood would choosef ft Is pleasant to go Maying When we have such splendid sleighlngv Made an Impression. “And you say.” asks tho husband, “that Mrs. Blithers made the great est Impression on the audience when she spoke?" “Yes,” replies the wife, who has been attending the convention of tha combined women’s clubs for tha amelioration of something or other. "What did she say?” "Oh, nobody paid any attention to that. But she wore a robin’s breast brown suit with applique of Pom peian red, and her hat was " But the husband had buried him self again In his pßper. Nautical Note. “No,” says the eminent tenor. “I cannot sing that aria tonight. Why. there are four distinct places where I have to reach high C.” “But you usually sing it.” “Yes, but tonight I am troubled with a slight asthmatic attack, and yoo know there cannot be any high C's without plenty of wind.” Keally, he only says this to lead op to his story of how he had been edu cated abroad, which woultf be com paratively easy after we have laughed at his witticism about the high seaa Too Small. "Will you have a smile?" askea Tltewad, leading t; guest to the sideboard. “Don’t cate if I do,” answered the guest. Tltewad poured out the drink, pre serving his well known economy of material. "Smile?” asked the guest, peering Into his glass “Say, Tifcewad. this looks to me like a snicker.” Describing Him. “I see." said the guest at the sum mer hotel, “that Mr. Tellumwhot Is registered here.” “Yes,” auswerod the clerk. “He la the famous reformer.” "Why, I never heard of his taking any part in a campaign.” "O, he doesn't. He never votes, elUv er. He I • a genuine reformer.” Immediate Publicity. "I’d like to get this Information into all the papers today." says the public man, "but It is tco late for them." “Leave It to me,” suggested the friend 'Til get my wife to telephone it to one of her acquaintances and pledge her to secrecy. That’s quicker than having It printed.” Duplicates. "My mamma told me a good fairy had given you anew baby sister" “Yes And what do you think? In ste. 1 of one, we have two. Mora* fairy must have made us a duplicate gift.” "O, what will you exchange it for?" The One Joke. "Yes I’ve seen Fut Ute's new comic opera, and Most If I can see a siogiw joke In the whole thing.’’ says the first critic. “There's only one joke nbout It,” re> piles the second critic. “What ts It?" “He enlt* it a comic opera .” More Silence. “Y.'hat do they call those parts of music where there is a sign of some kind for the player to s’op for a mo mont?” “Rests. Why?” “Well, you tell that music teacher of Jennie’s o teach her nothing but Meres that have about half of them ■nade up of rests.” H ' /sC-x c ? -6 *