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TUESDAY, MARCH 31,1914. THEY FIGHT. It has been the idea of many Am ericans that the "greasers," as they contemptuously term the Mexicans, are cowards and weaklings, and that an American army, sent down into Mexico would have something of a frolic and little trouble in "licking the greasers to a frazzle.'' The meagre reports that are coming from Torreon must be something of an eye-opener to any American who has such an idea. American war cor respondents with the Villa army tell of fighting which is terrific. "DcBper ate," is a tame word to use in de scribing the awful conflict that has been raging for the past six days about and in the city of Torreon. These "greasers" flsht. They are displaying a bull dog tenacity, and fierce fighting ability which prove .that they havo been greatly under rated in many quarters. True, both armies are fighting with .something of the courage of the cor nered rat. It is now reported that the iederals are cut off from the south pnd if the city is captured they un doubtedly fear slaughter at the hands of Villa. On the other hand. Villa's forces, if they are heaten back by the federals, will be left practically with out food or water in a desert land. Under the circumstances, both sides feel that they must conquer. If they are capable of .such fighting as they have shown in this battle, however, they would also he capable of putting up just as desperate a battle against an Amefjcan army, which they would hate with the passionate hatred of the Latin for the Saxon. If America ever sends an army into Mexico it should do so without any false idea of a few weeks' "frolic." THE NATION AND THE CHILD. Many states have adopted drastic laws for the protection of children who toil. Others have hardened the conscience and listened to the cry of the pocketbook. The national child labor committee believes that the most effective way to strike at the evil is through the strong arm of the central government. The Owen-Palmer bill in troduced in congress is the model measure for which the committee is striving. This act forbids the privi leges of interstate commerce to manu facturing establishments employing children under 14 also to those which work children under 16 more than eight hours. Th® child labor committee of Vir ginia—the bulwark of state's rights was the first to endorse the measure, ao that success is probable. At present the state which prohibits child labor hag no power to restrict child-made goods from over the bor der. By its humanitarian act it han dicaps its own people and helps the manufacturers of the adjoining state. Child labor laws, like divorce laws, ahould be the same in every communi ty. This can be brought about only by national legislation. If the demo cratic party, which has long protected state's rights, is for the bill, who can be against it? PASSING OF THE TIMES. Th* Grand Forks Times is no more. The issue published last evening has the familiar Grand Forks Daily Her ald at the mast head and in the cor ner the words "Evening Edition." General Manager N. B. Black makes fen announcement regarding the change in which he says in part: As announced In a recent Issue, The Evening Times today changes its name and will hereafter be published under the title of "Grand Forks Daily Herald" (evening edi tion). As previously announced this step is taken to facilitate the publication and imprpve the serv ice to our readers. Separate edi torial forces will continue in charge of the morning and evening editions, and new features will be added to the news service that will put the papers still further to the front. The two papers have been under the same management for about two years now and have proved to the people of Grand Forks that excellent results can be obtained by this kind of service* The criticism is made that putting both papers under the same name is inviting a competitor in the evening eld. The Forum does not believe uch an outcome is probable however, hree papers in a city the size of rand Forks is an unnecessary burden ton the merchants. It is the same 4.hing as supporting tWo. local tele phone systems. Grand Forks merchants would not lead their support to such a scheme. LAUGHING AT CLAPP. V "I« an address to the Maine tr6 gressives, in convention assembled, Sen. Moses E. Clapp indulged in inter esting reflections on past, present and future politics," comments The Chi cago Record-Herald. "He ventured to make certain predictions although he was careful not to fix any particular time for their verification. "Others have seen and heard of de velopments that indicated to them re publican rehabilitation and revival. To manv the democratic party, as rep resent*# by .Wilaoa and the congres A sional majority, has seemed more united and harmonious than for years past. Senator Clapp dismisses such appearances as illusory. Tho republi can party, ho says, is dead, and talk of resuscitation 1b Idle. As to the demo crats, they are hopelessly split, and the 'admired executive leadership' of Wilson cannot long save them from disintegration and ruin. Eventually a realignment will give us two parties— one a liberal and the other a reaction ary one. Every person who believes in privilege and government of and by the few will be in the latter, and ev ery believer in equal rights and oppor tunities will be in the former. "What a blessing such a simplifica tion will be to the voters of tho fu ture. Never in political history was such beautiful simplicity achieved, but it is coming—and coming fast. Meantime tho progressive party has 'only to stand firm'. It alone is free from danger and conflict everybody in it is tried and true no one in it will even be tempted to go over to the re actionary party of the future. All the progressives will walk over in a body to the new 'liberal camp' and feel at home there. Happy, happy party! "Philosophical students of politics, of the rise and fall of parties, groups and factions may smile at such naiv ete and innocence but Senator Clapp is not floored by historical or psycho logical parallels." SINGBR CAVT SMUGGLE DOG I\TO ENGLAND. & s V3C 1| IJ-'i&>''? tf'Vjr Miss Emily Wehlin, star of the Gaiety company, which played a season in the United States, has been separated from her Darling by the cruel customs officers in Great Britain. Darling weighs only three pounds, and Miss Weh lin thought "when she got off the steamer which took her home from the United States she could easily hold him in her muff. But the customs officials had some way of learning about that, for they found the dog, and con fiscated him. "I cawn't give him up," she cried to the'officials who demand ed Darling. Nevertheless, she did give him up. The English reporter who wit nessed the scene said it was "most distressing, and Miss Wehlin was almost prostrated by the loss of Darling. Chronie Stomach Trouble Cured. There is nothing more discouraging than a chronic disorder of the stom ach. Is it not surprising that many sufTer for yoars with such an ailment when a permanent cure is within their reach and may be had for a trifle? "About one year ago," says P. H. Beck, of Wakelee, Mich., "I bought a package of Chamberlain's Tablets, and since using them I have felt per fectly well. I had previously used any number of different medicines, but none of them were of any lasting benefit." For sale by all dealers. —Advt. YUAN ON CONFUCIANISM. Chinese President Explains Contin uance of Practice. Japanese-American Commercial Weekly: The president declared that as the republic of China was compos ed of the five great races of Chinese, Manchus, Mongols, Mohammedans and Tibetans, whose customs and religion were at variance, it was possible to "disappoint public feelings" by creat ing a state religion. But annual sacri fices "to sages and good men" could go on as they were not concerned with religious problems and were not "in conflict with the republican form of government." Gratitude to these men should be shown, the president stated, "by sweet incense offerings," but lest this announcement should bo taken as the forerunner of the creation of Con fucianism as a state religion he was careful to say that the people were to be left free to choose their own re ligion and should cherish no mis understanding. Although there is to be no state re ligion, there is, however, to be worship of heaven, and this was set out in a separate mandate.. The president de clared that "no ceremony is more im portant than the offering of a sacri fice, and there is no greater sacrifice than that which is to be offered heaven," but to do away with the possible belief among the populace that by reviving this old custom Yuan Shi Kai personally aimed at the. throne he took precautions to modify the ceremony by making it "popular." THE FlRST.STEPi towards good health is perfect] digestion and this can only be obtained by guarding the stom ach, liver and bowels against! weakness. We urge a trial of| HOSTETTEE'ft STOMACH BITTERS MUM iifyptr** North Dakota Kernels Beifield has a mayor in the person of D. D. Foft. In some township theyv havo to ad vertise for road ov/rscers. They want incorporation at Tuttle, in order to secure fire protection. A stage driver at Tioga is a candi date for sheriff of Williams county. A free employment bureau, for farmers, has been established at Ken mare. To meet the demands of farmers a cream statl6n has been established at Wildrose. Carl J. Franzen, near Wildrose, will make a test for the government of Fife Minnesota No. 161, for trial on his farm west of town, A Wildrose contractor captured the contract for the erection of the new brick building to be erected at Noonan, igainst big competition. Farmers at Arnegard are desirous to have a creamery established at Al exander, so that they can send their surplus cream to that place. W. LRichards, of Dickinson, has been appointed a member of the com mittee on resolutions of the North Dakota Educational association. •there will be 40,104 acres of new land added to the assessment rolls of Mountrail county for assessment this year at a valuation of $120,312. There were 1,371 pupils enrolled in the Minot schools, according to the report of February. Of that number 535 had a perfect score for attendance. The proceeds of an entertainment at White Earth are to be used for the purchase of pictures which are to adorn the walls of the school building. Colonel Carroll, commandant of the state soldier's home at Lisbon, has re turned from a sojourn in Florida, principally on the west coast, at Fort Mycr. In one of the farmers' lines out of Sentinel Butte, the telephone sub scribers have threatened to discon tinue tho service on account of high rate*. During tho visitation to the church at Beach, a few days ago, Bishop Tyler and Rev. Mi*. Bragaw of the Episcopal church, baptised eight children and confirmed six adults. An experienced road builder has been engaged as A fire in the village of Rutland, near Milnor, last week destroyed a hardware store, a general store, the miblic hall, pool hall, etc., practically wiping out the business center of the village, with very little insurance. A lady at Glenn Ullin last year put up 230 cans of fruit from her own treeB and shrubs, and besides had six teen gallons of exceptionally fine strawberries. Her family is supplied with milk and cream from one Jersey and one Holstein cow, both pure bloods. With appropriate ceremony Miss Hannah Elm was graduated as a trained nurse from St. John's hos pital, Kenmare. Among the guests were Governor Hanna and Dr. A. J. McConnell of Minot. The ceremonies v/ere satisfactorily arranged by the ladies of the Tuesday club. The village of Esmond is a munici pality without debt, the new council takes charge of affairs with all bills against the village paid to date, and enough money in the treasury to liquidate all outstanding warrants. The Bee boasts that j»ossibly no other town in tho state occupies so enviable position. Three years ago the creamery at Glen Ullin paid out $35,000 for cream to the farmers. In 1913 the institution paid to the farmers $92,875 for cream and in addition bought from the farm ers eggs and poultry to the amount of upwards of $30,000, making n total of over $100,000 disbursed to the farmers in the vicinity, A. farmer irt 'Pembina county, .a year ago had a flock of twenty-five sheep, a part of which were pure blood Shropshire and the remainder good grade ewes. During the past year, i'rom this llock, lie has received from sales of sheep and wool, upwards of $350—he says he found the sheep but little more trouble to take CAM Of than a flock of chickensi Thi-ee boys to warm themselves started a fire in a pail just outside the home of Miss Lattin, east of Arnegard, and In some way set fire to the bank ing around the house. The boys thought they had put the lire out and left the place on their return to school, but smoldering embers were fanned into a flame which set fife to the house, and building and contents were totally destroyed, including a good supply of wearing apparel, and an in cubator filled with eggs. Charles Wasem, who is traveling from Regina, Saskatchewan, to his old home at Belleville, 111., by ox team to attend the Centennial celebration at the Illinois city, arrived in Kenmare a week ago. The distance by road is about 2,500 miles and the lad has now been on the road about one month. As the first day of the celebration is on Sept. 7 he expects to arrive there cn the evening of Sept. Z. Mr. Wasem is making the trip in a covered wa^on, hiH companion being ilia" oxen. He hoafcts that he does not carry even a. Art-arm for protection. The Civic and Study club of Edge ley, at a recent meeting, listened to a splendidly prepared paper, by Mrs. Cornwell, which detailed The Story of Edgeley, which she prefaced by say ing that Edgeley was platted in 1886, and was named by Hon. Richard Sykes, in honor of his home parish in England. The firBt railway train reached Edgeley over the C. M. & St. P. in the fall of 1886, when the Aber deen branch was completed. The genial F. E. Clark was our first agent, now traveling passenger agent with headquarters at Cleveland, O. •f «W TTTE FARGO FORUM AND DAILY REPUBLICAN, TUESDAY EVENING, MARCS 31, 1914. -S, THa Arbutua Wat In Bloom, THE township overseer at Alexander, and the township will sup j'ly him with good machinery, so that there will be no excuse for bad roads. Th© Golden Valley Co-operative Milling Co.. capitalized at $30,000, has been organized at Beach. About fifty of the citizens of the town have sub scribed for nearly $5,000 worth of stock. The school board at Belfleld Is look ing for a new superintendent of the public schools, to take the place of Or rin Wilcox, whose resignation is to take effect at the close of the present school year. The Velva-Voltaire Livestock Breeders' association with a member ship made up entirely of boys, was organized at a meeting in that city. Boys from 10 to 20 are eligible to membership. Gunder Olsen, state treasurer, has bought an interest in the Citizens' State bank at Alexander, and has been elected president. C. A. Jacob son, vice president, and Gilbert Gun derson. cashier. HE little trailing artratu* was, oh. so AfJKITS Journal of Commerce: Sir Edward Grey is not alone in the foreboding that the competition in armaments will eventually lead to disaster and sink the ship of European prosperity and civilisation. Nor is Ivloyd George a voice crying in the wilderness when he speaks of the "organized insanity" of the armament race and advocates a reduction of the overwhelming ex travagance of British expenditures on the navy. The British chancellor of the exchequer expresses the belief that the amount is propitious for a reduction of warlike expenditure on the part of Great Britain, and he argues that his country ought to take the initiative without waiting for simi lar action on the part of the other powers. For one thing, British rela tions with Germany are much more friendly than they have been for years for another, the chancellor be lieves that continental nations are directing their energies more and more toward the strengthening of their land forces, and for a third, which Lloyd George regards as the most hopeful reason of all, he per cieves a spreading revolt against mili tary oppression throughout the whole of western Europe. But it has been pointed out, even granting the wis dom of a change of British naval policy based on what may be only a temporary movement of external re lations, that Lloyd George is wrong in his contention that the strengthen ing of the land forces of the continen tal nations has been proceeding more rapidly than the increase of their navies. As a matter of fact, since 1900, the year when the great German navy bill was passed, naval expendi ture, not only in Germany, but in other continental countries as well, lias in creased more and more quickly than has military expenditure. The mili tary expenditure of Germany has in creased in these fourteen years by only 54 per cent, while her naval expendi ture has advanced by 200 per cent. During the same period the military expenditure of Austria-Hungary has increased by only 35 per cent, while her naval expenditure has grown by no less than 308 per cent. Since 1900 the military expenditure of Italy has increased by 68 per cent, but her naval expenditure has increased by 128 per cent. The British argument for the main tenance of a navy of preponderant strength runs somewhat as follows: Great Britain and the British empire occupy a unique position in the world. While the principal towns of the great continental nations lie far inland, prac tically all the principal towns of Bri tain as well as of tho dominions and colonies lie on the sea. That is to say, while the great military states possess compact and homogeneous territories to which no serious damage can be done by an attack from the sea, the British empire is the most widely scattered and most loosely knit and jointed empire in the world today, and hence it is the most vulnerable.. The sea is the high road which connects the widely scattered congeries of Brit ish states and provinces. Therefore the sea is as important to the British empire as its roads, railways and riv ers are to a country like Germany, and the freedom of the sea to British ships is a A-ital necessity for the security of the empire. Moreover, while the great military states of Europe produce most of the food which they require, and could not be starved into sur render in case of war, Great Britain is absolutely dependent for her existence upon imported food and raw material. Thus it is argued that -the British peo ple and the people of the British em pire must possess a fleet strong enough to protect the shores of the united kingdom, of its exposed pos sessions and the imperial trade routes against any conceivable aggressor and against any conceivable combination of hostile pbwers. There is the addi tional argument that the country is well able to bear the necessary in crease in naval expenditure and even a good deal more. It appears that the gross total of British naval expendi ture has increased in the course of the Headache. Daddy's Bedtime AT ONCE! CLOGGED NOSTRILS OPEN, HID COLDS AND Breathe. Fraalyl Clears Stuffad-up, In flamed Nose and Head and Stops Catarrhal Diichtrg^ "Curea Dull Try "Ely's Cream Balm." Get a Bmall bottle anyway, just to try it—Apply a little in the nostrils and instantly your clogged nose and stopped-up air passages of the head will open you will breathe freely dullness and headache disappear. By morning! the catarrh, cold-in-head or catarrhal sore throat will be gone. Erjd such misery now! Get the small 1 The First Little Trailing Arbutus Of the Season. very iltepj, get up," began daddy as Jack and Evelyn settled down for a story. "Really he had elept long enough, 9rd he must wake up his family, for hadn't they tho reputation of fcelnjr the very first arbutus of thl season? It had been their pride to hare the little children come to them first with their baskets find never to be disappointed. "Now, the little arbutus knew that this had been the reputation of his family, and he most certainly must keep it up. So he yawned a little. He had had a good sleep. But he must get up. H© really, really most. And so he stretched a little bit Just a wee scrap, but enough to see out into the world. There were all bis little sisters and brothers fast asleep around him, and then he saw a lot of other arbutus buds. But none of them were at all frhtnWwg of getting up. "The woods looked very pretty, he thought, the trees were so dark and big. They almost frightened him at first when he looked up, for he was sn very near the ground and they were so very near the sky. But then he looker? At the sky, and be saw the big bright sun, such a good, generous sun to cast his warm rays down on the little arbutus so he couldn't get chillcd, and the little arbutus decided that moment that the sun was the be#t thiag in the world because he did so much good in helping the little flowers to coma out and to keep them warm. "The little arbutus thought the world looked most attractive. He was glad that at last he had awakened and now it was his duty to awaken hl« family. So he waited for the big trees to help him. He seemed to know that the big trees would help him. The big trees at last moved. The little arbutus didn't know that It was the wind that made the big trees more. Anyway, they made him tremble enough to nudge his little brothers and sisters. "Ho whispered to *m softly: 'Wake up, u the winter's over the spring is coining. We nrafet take the lead.' "And the other little flowers, nestling so warmly and comfortably under the green leaves, stretched and burst forth into the most wonderful pink flowers. Yes the arbutus had every right to be proud of his family. "And not an hour had passed before two little girls carrying a basket stopped before the arbutus family, exclaiming, 'Here they are-oh, so pink and sweet!' "And so for another year was this arbutus family the first to come out" but still ha wast Weak Langs Often Lead ta Serious lilies* If you have weak lungs, you are gen erally subject to colds or throat trou ble and easily susceptible to serious Lung Trouble. In many cases pneu monia or bronchial troubles leave the Lungs in a much weakened condition. FJckman's Alterative is a medicine for tho throat and lungs which has been found to be very beneficial, even when a change of climate and other treat ments failed to bring relief. Read of this case:— 231 S. Atlantic Ave., Haddonfteld, N. J. "Gentlemen: In the fall of 1905 I contracted a very severe cold which settled on my lungs. At last I began to raise sputum, and my physician then told me I must go to California imme diately. At this time I was advised to take Eekman's Alterative. I stayed at home and commenced taking it the last week in October. I began to improve, and the first week in January, 1906, I resumed my regular occupation, hav ing gained 25 pounds, fully restored to health. It is now seven years since my recovery has been effected, and I cannot praise Eekman's Alterative too highly." (Above abbreviated more on re quest.) Eekman's Alterative has been proven by many years' test to be most effi cacious in cases of severe Throat and Lung Affections, Bronchitis, Bronchial Asthma, Stubborn Colds and in up building the system. Does not con tain narcotics, poisons or habit-form ing drugs. Sold by leading druggists. Write the Eclcman Laboratory, Phila delphia, Pa., for booklet telling of re coveries and additional evidence. —Advt. last ten year by $30,000,000 in round figures, or 15 per cent. But accord ing to the figures of the board of trade, British foreign commerce has increas ed in the last eight years by 27 per cent during the same period the gross income subject to tax has increased by 16 per cent, steam shipping by 21 per cent and railway gross receipts by 14 per cent. Thus it would appear, on the face of the returns at least, that the naval ex penditure of Great Britain has not in creased more rapidly than has its na tional wealth and is proportionately no greater than it was ten years ago. So the advocates of a strong navy hold that if taxation has increased during the last few years, it is not owing to the money spent on armaments, but solely to the increased expenditure of $200,000,000 per annum on various semi-socialistic experiments for which Lloyd George is chiefly responsible. Tho Chancellor may easily retort that there is something decidedly anomal ous in the demands for naval and mili tary purposes keeping pace with the growth of national wealth and tending to stunt that growth so as to render expenditure for the betterment of the condition of the people impossible. There has, of course, to be considered the somewhat uneasy equilibrium of tho balance of power in Continental Europe. Tho fact is sometimes lost sight of that the states of the triple alliance are very densely populated. In Germany there are 311 people to the square mile In Austria, 246.7: in Hun gary, 166.6, and in Italy, 313.5 people per square mile, while in France, which Is generally supposed to be densely populated, there are only 191.2 people per square mile. As the popu lation of Germany. Austria-Hungary and Italy is rapidly increasing, the problem how to dispose of the surplus population is becoming an urgent one, for no great nation desires its citizens to migrate to foreign countries, where they will become denationalized. Ger many has so far been able to find room for her rapidly increasing population within her own borders, and in the last ten years the annual emigration from Germany has been less than 27,000, while that from Austria-Hungary has averaged 230,000 and from Italy 612. 000. There Is thus an enormous loss in national power and national wealtn suffered through emigration both by Austria-Hungary and Italy and a con sequent desire, which may easily be in terpreted as a necessity, to secure oversea possessions available to pro vide new homes for their children. SUGARY SENTIMENT. Wllf the Cloying, Sluahy Ballad Re turn to Its Own Again? New York Tribune: An interest ing complaint catches the eye in The London Daily Mail. It is the asser tion in a letter that "a wave of su gary sentiment seems to be passing over this country." The reference is to England. Yet such eras are sel dom confined to any one nation, and we cannot help wondering if a similar CATIKH VANISH bottle of "Ely's Cream Balm" at any drug store. This sweet, fragrant balm dissolves by the heat of the nostrils penetrates and heals the Inflamed, swollen membrane which lines the nose, head and throat clears air pas sages stops nasty discharges and a feeling of cleansing, soothing relief comes immediately. Don't lay awake tonight struggling for breath'with head stuffed nostrils closed, hawking and blowing. Catarrh or a cold, with its running nose, fouj mucous dropping into the throat, and raw dryness is distressing but truly needless. Put your faith'—just once—in "Ely's Cream Balm" and your cold or catarrh will surely disa,pj?car,—Advt. A Si s «r y Cams Go, Sore Pop, If Yen Use "G«ts-It" Simple Am A I 'a i e Way of Curing Corns and Calln«c». If you have corns now. the cha:nee® are you have never used the biggest seller among corn cures over known. It is the new way, does away with all trouble, pain aqd fussing in treating corns. Thousands who wave ia about to break upon our own shores. A score of years ago sugar was the one word with which to conquer. On both sides of the Atlantic popular songs and popular thought dripped with sentimentality. "The Rosary" was the climax of this throbbing hour, while such gems as After tho Ball and Tho Banks of the Wabash drew even more tears in their own hurriblo fashion. Since ttfen much water has gone over the dam. The comic had its day and then the dance overflowed the land, drowning out all popular mu sic save that to which one could tan go or one-step, or hesitate, or maxixe. As u slight variation songs calling for some child of tho heart, a particularly beloved rag, were permitted. But the cloying ballad was a thing of the long ago and far away. "Pep" and pas sion were the only magic words. Now cornea this outcry from Eng land. It is asserted that The Rosary has come back to a commanding position as the nation's favorite song. You Made Me Love You is noted as a conspicuously popular cry of the hour. And where, exclaims this irate Englishman, is such sturdy stuff as Tom Bowling. Hearts of Oak and Champagne Charlie? Where, in deed! We hardly think the situation is quite as alarming in America. Yet the trail of the throbbing heart is un questionably warming again. The tremolo stuff of the hour may be taken with a half cynical leer at present. But it is beginning to get across again none the less. Can it be that we are really doomed for another wade through the knee deep slush of senti mentality Uncle Eli en City Life. Youths' Companion: When Uncle Eli Grldley of Dewy Dale went to pay an overnight visit to his niece in the city, his wife, Aunt Susan, enjoined him to take particular note of Delia's clothes, the furnishing of her home, the kind of meals she gave him, and, in shoTt, to gather every item of do mestic interest, to be reported to her on his return. When he got home again, Uncle Eli declared that he had followed instruc tions, although it had required close application and great diligence to do so. Delia had kindly explained every thing to him and had even written down the unfamiliar words with thefr pronunciation for him. "If I've got some of the names mixed up a bit," he remarked, with a twinkle of dry humor in his eye, "they ain't far enough out of the way to do any hurt, and I did the best I could." "All right," beamed Aunt Susan: "tell what you can recollect. I reckon Delia's got a fine home, hasn't she?" "Elegant it's built in the old Flanders fashion the walls are pan eled in Parmesan with trimmin's au gratin, and the furniture is mostly of the old puree style. Delia likes that better than tho crepe de chine—says Railr«ad Time Table NOUTlltCKN I'ACinU. In Kttect Jan. 35, 1914. Trains Arrlvtus From the Kant, No. 1, North Coast Limited. .5:47 p. m. No. 3, Nor. Pac. IDxpreaa.... .S:40 i. No. 5, Paetric Ooa3t 13xi/rests.ss:l3 Dally Hxcept Sunday... •i's i.'SfiS.r -'MVS-® ,' ifS -i *,.#,• i Get lli* Coma Off Year F«et, and th* Cam Wrinkl*a Off Your Face. Nothing Can Do It Lik* "GETS-IT." hhVG puttered with old corns for years, havo gotten rid of them right off, with a few drops of "GETS-IT," applied as quick as you can spell your name. Corns just love to be cut, picked, filed, gouged and pulfed. Quit it. You've tried cotton rings that cause shooting corn pains, greasy salves that spread over the toe and make it raw and tape that sticks to the stocking—now try "GETS-IT." It has none of the draw backs of the old style corn cures, eases pain and never fails on any corn or callus. "GETS-IT" is sold by all druggists, 25c a bottle, or sent direct, by E. Law rence & Co., Chicago. "GETS-IT" is sold in Fargo by Fout & Portcrfleld. Advt. p. no. No. 7, Western Express {-.'to p. No. 9. Minnesota Local 6:36 p. na. No. 113, Staples Local, Daily Except Sunday 10:00 #. m. I'ruliiM Arrlvins From !ii' IVrtf, No. 2, North Coast Limited. 19:54 m. No. 4, Atlantic &xpr<.3s 8:40 p. m. No. ti. Twin City Exprea*. .. .0:3 i &, m. No. is, Eastern tfxpicum. .. .10:20 No. 140, South Western, P- 'Ti, Dally Except Sunday 7:00 9c No. 138. Cas»fcelton Hranch, Daily Except Sunday .6:00 *, a, Sio jamesiokvu JUocal m. Except Sunday 7 3o p. ta, TraiiiM Gulng JSast. No. 2. Norta Coast .Limited. .1:04 a. No. 4, Atlantic Express ..2:50 p. m. No. S, Eastern Express, Sleeper open 8:ou p. m... 10:46 p. m. No. 6. Twin City Express... .9:42 No. 10. Minnesota Local a:00 a. txi. No. 114, Staples Local, 'Daily Except Sunday 1:10 p. m. Trains (oing West. No. 1, North Coast Limited. .5:64 p. m. No. 3, Nor. Fae. Express 5:47 a, m. No. B. Pac. Coast Express. No. 1. Western Express.. No. 139, South Western ..o:2( p. m. ..7:60 a. m. Daily .Except «unda.y... No. 137, Casselton Branch Daily Except Sunday.... No. 135, Jamestown Local .. .8:40 a. m. .10:06 a. m. ...6:80 #. m. GREAT NORTHERN. I» Effect MOT, 2, lttt East Bound Trains. No. 112 Grand Forks local..10:60 No. 2, Oriental Limited via Breckenridge 11:86 No. 4, Oregonian via Fargus Branch n ,r^ U i fa 4^. ProgeMfoiiai Cards DR. J. f. C4VAMA6U, Osteopath Resident graduate of the National School of Chicago. President of Fargo Sanitarium. 'Phone No 6V» Address 1329 Third Ave. So. Dr. A. P. Johns«n BENTIST Office-7Q7 N. Broadway Ball, Graves & Wallace DENTSSTS. Over let Nat. Bank. Phone 863-L. Office hours: 9 to 12 and 2 *a S. Office closed Saturday afternoons and Sundays. Phone S68. DR. J. W. CAMPBELL Specialist. EYE, BAR, NOSE AND THRO A.? Edwards Bldg. Fargu. Jf, £, 1. H. Rlndlaub, M. D. Elizabeth Kindlaub, M. D. Martin P. Kindlaub, M. D. DRS. RIMHLAU8, SptcitiiiN BYE. BAR, NOSE AND THl?OAT, dcLeadrecie Bile., Op. N. P. Depot Fur go. North Dakota. DR. STEN HANSON, Oittopalii Graduate under founder of Osteopathy. Pioneer Life Rulltllngr. DR. II. W. ALIEN, OSTEOPATH Graduato of the American school .1 osteopathy, Klrlcsvilla. Mo Acute and chronic diseases successfully treated. Spinal injuries and irregu. laritles a specialty. No. 321-22 de Lendrecie Blk. Phone 511. Supervision of Operation. FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA. BEAUTY PARLOR Shampooing, Massaging. Manicur ing, Hairdressiug, suporduous hair removed, switches made from comb ings. Specialty Hair Dyeing. Mrs. JL Ru®tad» Superfluous hair removed eleotria ocalp treatment 105 Broadway. Phone 708. PHYSICIANS. DJEtS. BROWN, iJUKTON & CI.ONVOIjD. Physicians and buigtons, 10 to 12 a. m., 2 to 6 and 8 to 9 p. m. Office] Stern Building. Pnone 173-U Faigo, N. D. DR. J. O. Physician. DRS. F. H. BAILEY & KAO.SKLMAOH ER, Specialists, ear, nose and throat. Office hou'0 12 and 1:86 to 6. Oflces 'n Stern Block. DRS. DARROW i WKl^Lfc, d«t.END recie Block. Office ..ior.rs from ii to 4 p. m. DRS. WILLI AW C, N10HOLS & Alt thur A. Nichola, Physi.-j.ua« aud sur geons, 606 iTront street. DR. J. U SAVAGE. I'hi •sJLGIAN AND Surgeon, (iG& Front btreet. J. W. VIDAL, IT. D„ HOMEOPATHIC? Physician and Surv,v),n. Edwards Block, Fargo, N. D. PIAiVO TlIjUiKIt *M TK\tHEH Prof. Wm, Klimmek, 714 9th Ave. So Master tuning and repairing. Phone 1841-L. it isn't so florid. The floors haven't got any carpets—just rugs, dreadful costly ones that Come mostly fi'om Mayonnaise."' "Goodness mo!" commented Aunt Susan, -admiringly. "And what kind of clothes did Delia wear?" "Awful handsome. Her dinner dress was bluo Limoges trimmed with rows of bouillon it. hail a little pergola round the neck made out of jardiniere, and she wore a beautiful jragout in her hair." "O la!" gasped Aunt Susan. "But the dinner—it beat the choir, Susan. The dinner set was of charmeuse, mighty prettv, and the victuals were fine. There was soup lingerie, roast beef a la foulard, spaghetti with medallions, potatoes pongee and a dandy Satsuma puddin' with bandeau sauce." "Well, well," marveled Aunt Susan, as Uncle Eli, having reached the cli max of his report, discreetdly took himself out of the way, "to think of little Delia puttin' on all that style! I do wish Eli had asked her for the receipt of that puddin'—it's a new kind to me." AN OLD a. in p. m. Falls 3:10 p. m. •No. 131 Moorhead Northern 6:80 a. m. •No. 14, Local St. Paul via Breckenridge No. 12, Local St. Paul via Fergus Falls .......... No. 10. Local via Breck... No. £0, Red River Limited via Fergus Falls No. 28, Fast mail. 7:46 a, m. 7:65 a. m, .10:00 p. m. 12:30 a. m. 6:06 a. m, West. Bound Trains, 4:60 a. m. No. 9, Minot local No. 29, Red River Limited Qrand Forka .. No. ill, Grand Forka local.. No. 1, Oriental Limited via Grand Forks •No. 195, Fargo Surrey line and Aneta •No. 341, Mixed Portland 6:10 a, m. 2:40 p. m. 6:15 p. m. 7:00 a. m. 8:00 p. to. No. 27, Fast Mall Trains Arriving, (Tie up over night) •No. 196 Minot-Surrey ana i Aneta 7:45 pi* m. No. 11. St. Paul-Fargo local 6:50 S. m. •No. 13, St. Paul-Fargo lo cal via Breckenridge..... 8:20 d. m. •No. 130, Noyes-Fargo local 9:80 n. m. •No. 342, Portland Branch.. 6:35 n. in •Except Sunday. v CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAVJM Tratn« Arriving From East. NO. 403 12:80 p. m. Mixed Train 5:46 p. m. Trains (Setoff East. No. 408 7:10 p. m. Mixed Train 7:00 a. 4-.~. RECIPE TO DARKEN HAIR COMMON GARDEN SAGE AND SULPHUR MAKES STREAKED, FADED OR GRAY HAIR DARK AND GLOSSY AT ONCE. Almost everyone Knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed, brings back the natural color and lustre to the hair when faded, streaked or gray also ends dandruff, itching scalp and stops falling hair. Years ago the only way to get this mixture was to make It at home, which i* mussy and -troublesome. Nowadays we simply ask at any drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul phur Hair Remedy." You will get a largo bottle for about 50 cents. Every body uses this old, famous recipe, be cause no one can possibly tell that you darkened your hair, as it does It ro naturally and evenly. You dampen a, sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one. small strand at a time by morning the. gray hair disappears, and after an other application or two, your hair be comes beautifully dark, thick and glossy and you look years youn«er.~« -...i ip s PRAWK I.. A.VOER8 Asso, M. Am. So. Civil Hn^inAiPi. Mem. Am. Water .Works Association Civil and Mechanical Engineer Water Works. Water Purification. Power Plants. Valuations '-m. 212 Fourth Street south, Moorhead, Minn. ARCHITECTS. HANCOCK BROS., AiiCfcUTJSCTS, OF flees Douglas Buiidin*, uj Broad way, Fargo. ACCOUNTANT, THOMSON CERTIFIED Public accountant. Ph' o £-J9 1130 Third avenue south, Fargo N* BEAUT V PARLORS, MELIN*S CHIROPODY' PAKLOHS. ri' I 0 .1 DILLON, HOMEOPATHIC deLendreco Block. |T|