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if. rW:- v'fi *K«B5f Blood Poison a*- There is a certain disease that has come down to ua through many cen turies and is older than history itself, yet very few outside of those who have learned from bitter ex perience know Anything of its nature or characteristics. At first a little ulcer or Bore appears, then glands of the neck or groins swell pimples break out on the breast, back or some other part of the the mouth and throat become 6ore anc the tongue is at all times badly coated. Headaches are frequent, and muscles and joints throb and hurt, especially during damp, rainy weather. These are some oi the all symptoms of that most loathsome of diseases, Contagious Blood Poison. Contagious This strange pois on does not affect eaten np with it within a short time after being inoculated, while others show but Blight evidence of any taint for a long time after exposure, but its tendency in every case is to complete destruction of Che physical system, sooner or later. S. S. S. is a safe and infallible cure for this bad disease—the only antidote for this specific poison. It cures Contagious Blood Poison in every form and stage thoroughly and permanently. S. S. S. contains no Mercury, Potash or other harmful minerals, but is strictly and entirely a vegetable remedy, and we offer $i,ooo.oo reward for proof that it is not. Ot7R. MEDICAL was eBtab* lished years ago, DEPARTMENT, dolus a noble work in relieving: suffering'. Give our physicians a short history of ytmr ease and set their advice. This will oost yon nothing, and what you say will be held in strictest confidence. With their help and a oopy of our book on Contagious Blood Poison yon can manage your own ease and cure your self at home. SWIFT SPECIFIC CO.. Atlanta. 6a. REVIEW TABLE. Same handsome little volumes from the "Little Print Shop" aft Fargo, but none handsomer that Edward S. Pet erson's "God's Love Letters," being a collection of poems, for the most part dediealted to and descriptive ot the wild flowers of North Dakota. The collection numbers some musical and feeling tributes to the flowers, whose spirit the author seems righltly to have interpreted. Typographically, the volumes are exquisite in taste, il lustrated with some handsome water color plates, and artistic in arrange ment throughout. There are three styles of the book, an edition de luxe being printed with numerous hand some illustrations. Peterson's col lection of poems has been well re ceived, both in the state and out, and some very flattering reviews have been written of it. It may be ob tained in any style desired from the autlioa* at Fargo, or by addressing the "Little Print Shop." We are in receipt of an interesting and valuable book entitled "Free Public Lands," which locates and de scribes by counties all the vacant government lands in the United States, nearly one billion acres— farm, grazing,,, timber, mineral, sa line, oil and coal lands—with the laws covering their acquirement also- tofwnsites and mill- kites, United States rectangular*: system of land surveys described and illustrated with many diagrams and tables, to gether with the Spanish system in use in Texas and- other states. Irriga tion is' also discussed understanding ly. Compiled from the latest author ities by Moses Folsom and sent to any address for 25 cents by Webb Publishing Com?*any, St. Paul, Minn. The change in the name of The' Bra, formerly entitled The Literary Bra, gives the publishers opportunity to gtea&ly enlarge its scope. The October number contains a lot of good fiction, notable a story by "Q" —'A. QuSlktr-Couch, one by Gorky, the new RussiaH writer, another by William Henry Babcock, having far its theme the assassination of Presi dent Lincoln. Poetry and origin! illustrations are added features. The Cosmopolitan has endeavored to make itself known by imely con tributions to all important eonivover sies. Frank Moss, so well known in the Lexow and Mazet invest!.jitions, contributes "Municipal Misgovem ment and Corruption: A Warning to Patriots" to the November issue. This considers a curious difficulty: in away that will be found interesting no* only to New Yorkers, but to residents of every part of the United States. The new telephones have been in stalled aft the caipiitol, and a number of jww 'phones are on the circuit down town, ASK Druggist for fO CENT TRIM. size. Eif'iCrMs8aJn &*m MM at once. sooths* and Sash tit* diseased mero- 8£Ef5££ TWaiSfcette the audita* ojbymftU. street, New Yoifc. ^43, lb5"f JgJ- |A. DOMESTIC COMEDY. THE VARIED RESULTS OF REARRANG ING THE FURNITURE. Mr*. Blank's Mania For Changing the' Appearance of the Rooms Brought Trouble to the Male Con tingent and Sorrow to Herself. "Do you change the position of the furniture when you dean a room Inquired housewife No. 1 of a friend In the course of a heart to heart talk. "Do I? Why, yes, indeed! I don't feel as if the room is cleaned unless I change the furniture a little bit. Do you?" "Well, I usually change the orna ments around and so forth, but in the spring and fall I" like to change every thing in a room—completely alter the whole appearance of it. Then I fancy the things are all new, and they seem to look prettier somehow. But, do you know, my husband doesn't like it at all!" "Neither does mine! Isn't that singu lar? Men are so peculiar!" "Yes, indeed tbey are!" So many housekeepers share the views of these two that a story with amoral will not be out of place. It was the other night only that Mr. Blank went unsuspiciously up stairs to bed at an unusually early hour, leaving his wife reading in the sitting room. He had a headache and carried a gob let of water in his right hand. Fear lessly advancing into the dark bed room Mr. Blank suddenly felt both legs violently cut from under him. 'He clutched wildly at the air and said several things of an exclamatory na ture, but there was nothing to save him. He went down. "Good gracious, Henry!" ejaculated Mrs. Blank, hurrying to the scene of disaster. "What is the matter? Where are you? Why don't you light the gas?" Suiting the action to the word, she beheld her husband sprawl ing across the bed the glass be had carried had discharged its contents across the pillowshams and shivered on the floor. Mr. Blank did the talking for the next ten minutes. He said that of all the blankety blank folly of which the mind could conceive this of changing furniture around was the worst. He said it was a pretty thing for a man to walk into his own room and have to fall over things in the dark. He said he wouldn't stand it the, furniture must be replaced where it formerly stood. It was the next evening that Master Blank undertook to carry a pile of schoolbooks from the dining room to the sitting room. He had a bottle of ink in his hand, and he thought he knew exactly where the center table was. In the course of his peregrina tions in search of it, however, he came into violent collision with' the glass door of the bookcase, which he broke. There were also inky traces discernible on the carpet when Mrs. Blank came in. This time there was some balm for her feelings. She conld spank Master Blank and did it with the best will In the world. Her own downfall was not long in coming, however, although for a few days only minor Inconveniences were met with, such as the abrasion of an kles against chair rockers and slight bruises received by means of sudden contact with unforeseen obstacles. Last evening Mrs. Blank undertook to trans fer the cage of her pet parrot from the window where it spends the day to the snug corner where it passes the night She did not trouble to light the gas, and by some unaccountable mental lapse she had forgotten the precise point at which a tabouret, on which stood a jar diniere, was stationed. She charged into the tabouret with considerable force, was overbalanced by the weight of the cage in her arms and took a header with & resounding crash. The parrot shrieked, and, unable to distin guish friend from foe, inflicted a severe bite on her mistress' finger. Mr. Blank came in hurriedly, picked up his wife and assisted in making an Inventory of sundry contusions. Then they lifted the parrot cage badly bent, and the jardiniere with a. piece chipped out of ft and the tabouret somewhat scratch ed, and then Mr. Blank observed quiet- "I have just one tbing to ask you. Mm* Blank. Was I right?' "No, you were notP' retorted Mrs. Blank navagely. "SerlouB accident? Whaf a serious about this, I should like to know? For goodness* sake, Henry, don't stand there trying to look like a martyr! If you must have the furni ture moved back, I'll move it!" And she did.—Philadelphia Record. "Why do you apeak so riigbtingly of that eminent scientist?' "X didn't mean to speak slightingly of him/' answered the young man with the striped shirt front, "bat it does seem peculiar to me that a man who knows jnst when the next comet will arrive and just bow far It i# to the moon should be so utterly ignorant when ft comes to a Question of when lf« time for dinner or .what train to take to get to the nearest town."—Bos ton Traveler. 17 a "I shan't do anything of the kind," replied Mrs. Blank. "It -looks very much nicer where it is. Why don't you feel where you are going when you get into a dark room?' "S'pose you'd like me to crawl In on all fours!" snarled Mr. Blank. "I couldn't feel where the bed was unless I happened to touch the footboard, thought I could ^alk clear over to the bureau. I tell you Ifs a confounded crank you have on this subject. Some day you'll precipitate a serious acci dent." "If any one precipitates, if 11 be you, I should think," retorted Mrs. Blank Icily. And the furniture remained where it was. Nasal Catarrh, quiokly yieldato treat ment by Ely's Cream Balm, which is agree, ably aromatio. It is received through the nostrils, cleanses and heals the whole sur face over which it difluaes itself. Druggisfa sell the SOo. size Trial size by mail, 10 cents. Test it and you are sure to continue the treatment. Announcement. To accommodate those who are partial to the uB6 A CORDIAL RECEPTION. The Book Agent Got One That Wnsn't Intended I^or Him. There is a farmer living just north of Evanston and a book agent some where in the cosmopolitan desert of Chicago each of whom feels that he is a victim of a cruel circumstance. Last week the farmer. bad a note from a nephew to say that the boy would visit the farm on Thursday Uncle and nephew had notlmet for fif teen years, and the old min drove to the station in his most uncomfortable coat that he might welcome his sister's child. But the young man failed to arrive. After waiting till the last pas senger had disappeared the old man drove away, disappointed. The book agent entered into the dra matis persona? early the next morning. Looking over the top rail of the barn yard gate, he called, "Hello, uncle!" The book agent never got such a re ception before in all his life. The farm er flung the gate wide open, seized the agent's hand and pressed a whiskered kiss on the ironclad cheek: "Say, this must be heaven," mur mured the agent, following the farmer into the house and explaining that ev erybody at home was as well as could be* expected. Not till the agent was full of a boiled dinner and attempted to sell a book did the farmer begin to see a dim light Charged with Imper sonating the missing nephew, the agent explained that he greeted all elderly strangers as "uncle that he even had a few almost real ones in South Clark street in Chicago. When last seen by the farmer, the agent was still running, a#d wben the real nephew does come he may find an electric current in the latchstring.— Chicago Tribune. The Best Man. For the origin of "the best man at a wedding" we must go back many cen turies, to days when it was the amia ble practice of the budding bridegroom to dijppense with the consent either of the lady or her father. He simply waited for-a suitable opportunity to capture her and make a bolt with his bride. In this jnterprife be found it helpful to have the services of a friend who would assist him in the capture and keep the pursue^ at bay until he had got a sufficiently! long etart' This friend was the prototype of the -"btiwt man'? of our own unromantte day, when bis duties are limited to seeing that the brldegrobm doesn't leave the ring behind him'or leave the church without taking his hj*f,witb him.. times do change! '£i •Mostly 'Fortissimo. Sunt—It seems strange to me to hear yon criticise your wife's reflections as harangues, in view of the fact that In tbe J&u1fer \V *. of atomizers in applying liquids into the nasal passages for bles, catarrhal trou the proprietors prepare Cream Balin in liquid form, which will be known &s Ely's Liquid Cream Balm. Price including the spraying tube is 75 cents. Druggists or by mail. The liquid form embodies the med icinal properties of the solid preparation. ONE MAN'S LUCK. Steered Into a Junior Partnership by a Chance Gnat of Wind. "Speaking of taking in partners," said a downtown business man, "our junior was, you might say, blown in on us, and I saw him started in our di rection, though I had no idea of it at the time. "Going down town one summer morn ing on a Ninth avenue elevated train I saw sitting opposite to me a young man who caught my fancy, a substan tial, earnest, straightforward looking chap, whose looks I liked first rate. He was reading a paper, and presently he tore off from his paper an advertise ment leaf that he didn't want and threw it out of a window or tried to, for as a matter of fact it didn't go out. A gust of wind with just the right twist to it came along at just that mo ment and blew the paper back, to fall on a vacant seat next to him. "And as it fell something in it caught his eye, and he picked up that part which he had just been trying to throw away and began earnestly to read it and ended up by folding it carefully and putting it in his pocket "About four minutes after I'd .got in here that morning this same young man walks in and applies f[or a place that we had been waiting for some body to fill. Our advertisement for a man for it was in that paper which 1 had seen this young man try to throw away, and which a gust of wind, by one chance in a million or more, had blown back upon him and in such a manner as to fix his attention. "As a matter of fact I hadn't liked the young man's act of throwing the paper out of an elevated car window? A paper floating down and around as that would do might frighten horses and lead to no end of trouble and lots of damage, but no one man thinks about everything, and he'd learn better about this, I knew, and so as a matter of fact I took this young man on the spot on my first impressions of him. He far more than made good and in due course of time he came into his junior partnership, literally and truly blown Into it "Sort o' queer, eh?"—New York Sun. days of your married life yon spoke of your wife's voice as tb? very soul of iQusic. Blunt—That's all right, too. bnt yoti see shp's drifted from the li&Udn id the* Wagnerian patching hpoL-^ichi^jid -t X* vv 4 i. -v* ,fi J'" ui ., BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 80, 1901 The Only One Eligible. Papa—So, Bobby, you're the presi dent of your bicycle club. That's very nice. How did they happen to choose youl •, Bobby—Well, you see,, papa, I'm the only boy that's got a bicycle.—Tit-Bits. A statistic^ item of interest to. wo men is thgi^qday \^omen are'StwO Inches tall^ Oti im averqgerthanthey were twenty-flve years ago. Lampblack mixed with turpentine to a consistency that will flow readily prom the brash makes a good marking STRICKEN WITH PA&ALY&IS. Henderson Griimett, of this place, was stricken with partial paralysis and completely lost the use of one arm and side. After being treated by an eminent physician for quite a while without relief, my wife recommended Chamberlain's Pain Balm, and after using two bottles of it he is almost entirely cured.—Geo. R. McDonald, Man, Logan county, W. Va, Several other very remarkable cures of partial paralysis have been effected by the use pf this linament It is most widely known, however, as a cure for rheuma tism, sprains and bruises. Sold by Eeardsley & Finney, druggists. Pineapples come into bearing in Ha waii when the plants are four months old and bear in abundance for years., Lettuce can be planted at any time, and "it develops quickly. The same is true of celery. When you, have no appetite, do not relish your food arid feel dull after eat ing you -may know that you need a dose of Chamberlain's Stomach and I.iver Tablets. Price, 25 cents, Samples free at Beardsley & Finney's drugstore. Rlee and Ri'oe. To most people rice is rice, but, not withstanding this, there is a consider able difference between tbe Chinese or Japanese and the American article. The former is darker in color and in no way compares with the latter in flavor or quality. Of the American, how ever, there area number of grades, of which that grown in the Carolinas is considered. the best When purchas ing, see that, the grains are large, plump and unbroken..-. In washing be careful not to break them between the bands. A tie For the .Hyphen. A tlacher had just given a lesson on the hyphen, and thinking that his ciass understood it now, he wrote the word "birds-nest" on the blackboard. "Now, boys, why do we have a, hyphen be tween birds and nest?" asked the teacher. Several bands went up, and the teacher pointed to a small boy who seemed very anxious to answer. "For the birds to roost on," was the reply. —London Tit-Bits^ You needn't keep on feeling dis tressed after eating, nor belching, nor experiencing nausea between mealB. Hood's Sarsaparilla cures dyspepsia it strengthens the stomach and other digestive organs for the proper per formance of their functions. Take Hood's. 5 BUY THE GENUINE SYRUP OF FIBS KAKTnfAOTTTBKD I^K ... CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO* WKOTB traas HAKB. r* KeUeve$ Kidney 4 Bladder troubles at once. Cures in !JV" DISCHARGES Each Cafatile bean, the name— UUM Beware of useleis counterfeits. ST. PAUL Minneapolis TO NL# VORK, NEW ENQLAKD, a MONTREAL, QUEBEC,Jgfi ttnMumM MICHIOAHk NEW, BRUNSWICK NOVA SCOTIA*? lr«Kin»atf9v «t& Wv 'PSv Cosmopolitan, one year S yott them quickly. New Livery Stable 8OUTH or THE RAILROAD ON FirtH 8TREET READ THE OFFQR i' lure's, one year v. $1.00 everybody's Magazine, one year 1.00 Success, one yeax Paasrsoa's, on© year Jfome Magazine (N. Y.) 1 year household (Boston) one year. Woman's Home Companion 1 a ^very Month, one year 1.00 eager Monthly, one year 1,00 ododern Culture Magazine, 1 year 1.0Q trie's Popular Monthly, one ....... Munsey'a Magazine, yes*, .v' National Magazine, one year.,. Bmadtray Magasiiie, om Dceigner, ons ymt 1.00 1.00 1.00 1,00 1 1.00 1.00 1,00 4 1.00 1.00 '.• 1.00 looifc aftoH' shows aomtthhie is Anutue of "vtomea pain almost about the •who at bearW awftd *i^thsn^ af palm in their lower abdomen* about agony of falling of the womb and thedistrtnof leticorthoea. They let the months pass and their trouble becomes harder to cure aiad mare ditfreKing. But modest women can steutt exemption from the embftttassmeat of a private euunk nation. When pain tells them of danger they can cure themwlves by the .toe of WINEo'CARDUI to the privacy of their homes. You can be cored without distressing publicity. 'With these facts before ydu there is no teason for the delay which is'increasing your misery and wasting the days of your life. Why not stop tbe pain today I have used/one bottle ot ^ine ot OarduFand'one^lola^o^ Tkedfoidls BiMk-Draught. Before I began to take your medicines I had paws in my baok. hips, lower bowels and «oy arms. Sometimes I thought I would go blind. My bead aohed and I was so weak I oould- hardly walk aoross the floor. Now I can only feel a little ot the pain in my side and I am going to use your medicines until I get cured, for I believe they will certainly our* me. I have been married twelve years and am the mother of seven children. thank you for your wonderful medicine and what it has done for me. MATHiDA SK1TI,: A NEW STOCK OF E AND Building Material We have just unloaded the largest stock of lumber and other build ing material ever brought to the city. Call and get prices and inspect stock. Bismarck & Washburn Lumber Co. Yards at Bismarck, Wilton, Washburn. General Office and Yard at Bismarck. 1 Reliable Livery Stable \fJ 7 I have been in the livery business so. long- I know the needs of every one of my cus tomers. My prices are right and rigs the best in the city. JOHN WHITE POUHTH STREET^ OPPOSITE QRAND PACIFIC HOTEL COECOMMISSION COMPANY Grain Commissioh & Stock Brokers. Are building a Copper telegraph wire from Minneapolis to Bismarck whbre they will open an office, and quote every fluctuation in the markets on the principle Grain and Stock Exchanges Of the Woftd. The above company owns and operates the most extensive private wire system in the United States General offices—BANK OF COMMERCE BUILDING, Minneapolis, AUnnesotis rs .K'i1 Mm- Speakingapl* ..Livery Rigs Are you aware that the driving season is HOWOD? Whatumorepleaaantthan a spin or a around drive in the couspri^iiid^ thegreeufiel'ds of gurleigh county? &?tMghlv emjoy an dutuigof ldSd it5is eisentirfl that you have a flrst-elass horse and bofmr. jftjJE:.', 1' buggy. p,t reasonable" fates. JEPF WOODMANSEE THE MOST -p-R|iWA-PTr ^%T,-p. CLXJB OFFER EVEB MADE mm: •i Any two and Bismarck Weekly bune one year, *k$ ss-so ,, Any three and Bismarck Weekly Trib-s one one year. $8.00-^3 79 0 Aiiy two and Btomarok Weekly Trt one