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SENSE OF HUMOR.
IT IS A POTENT FACTOR IN KEEPING
LIFE SWEET TO THE END.
Oar Weed Wot Be a Ynnngstrr In
Mere Yenra to Have ami Eitjuy Pun
Axe May Be Uudr n» ('cpru. Jolly
and aa Uay an (iiRiclliiic Yuulh.
"Take your fun while you may
you'll never be young lmt once." is
popular fallacy. It |)ivsuii»oscs two
things tliut the young. because of
youtl). must have fun and that as soon
aa it Is passed the rapacity for enjoy­
ing it is over.
Some never grow old. and some ape
never younp. Age lies in the Individu­
al and is not a question of dates.
Because a person ceases to be able to
giggle at every remark, to bubble over
with gleefulness at the slightest prov­
ocation, is no criterion that real inirth
fulncss has fled. The delicate sense of
hmnor that may take the place of this
showy buoyancy is fur more to be
prized.
A sense of humor is a potent factor
In keeping life sweet to the end. A
green and jolly old axe is as jolly as
a gay youth.
A sense of humor can be cultivated,
and it should be as assiduously as for­
bearance, kindness or any of the car­
dinal virtues.
With the slipping awny of youth de­
spair asserts itself only when it is
thought joy and mirth must liee also.
Are we sure that youth is so posi­
tively happy as it is supposed to be? Is
there not a restlessness, an uncertain­
ty, in the steps of a young girl that
causes anxiety to be mingled with ev­
ery move? She is full of theories, is
Imbued with ideals, but how to obtain
the desired ends Is a mooted question.
She can never be as securely nappy as
is the married woman, or unmarried,
who has, as it were, found her feet
surely and knows how to get what she
wants, or, at least, knows what she
wants to get. There is a restless look­
ing forward for pleasures each day. an
unhappy killing of time before some
promised joy arrives in the young that
all who have passed it can painfully
remember.
Girls are so imbued by the thought­
less, with the idea that all joy ceases
with youth, that they have a feeling of
commiseration for those who have bid
farewell to this ephemeral period. Lit­
tle do they realise how the study of all
life, the enlarged power to feel, to see.
to bear, to live, to enjoy, is the price­
less gift of every added year.
There is something pitiful in watch­
ing the nervous grasp at joy in youth.
We see constantly young girls literally
afraid to loosen their hold on one day
or one pleasure to fulfill an act of sim­
ple duty.
There is a not unfamiliar story of a
young girl in a ballroom who was stop­
ped as she walked about the floor on
the arm of one of her partners by an
old family friend, who inquired, with
interest, for her mother.
"My dear, I'm glad I saw you," he
repeated. "How's your mother?"
No reply. She only clung to the arm
on which she leaned and was hasten­
ing by when the old gentleman, seeing
her fear lest her escort should slip
away, laid his hand on the young
man's coat collar.
"My dear, I'll hold him," he cried,
twinkling his eye wickedly. "How's
your mother?"
He was not a very nice old gentle­
man, perhaps, but that he got a full
share of fun out of life none could
doubt and the attitude of the young
girl, holding fast to her prize lest he
should escape. Is exactly the attitude
of youth that looks to the early dnya
for all Its share of Joy.
I was in a group of young,unmar­
ried women, some nearing thirty, oth­
ers who had just overstepped this crit­
ical date. They were expressing in
graphic language their sensitiveness
about their age.
I have taken some pains to hunt up
statistics about the attractions and ac­
complishments of women who were
past this age which I commend to
their perusal. In the first place novel­
ists are taking women between thirty
and forty for their heroines. It is the
woman who dar^s to have thoughts
and has cultivated herself to the point
The
Cigar You
Never Tire of.
The cigar that
never varies in
price, quality
or aroma
Sold here, there and
everywhere.
of expressing them who commands
friends and lovers who are worth
while.
Helen of Troy was over forty when
she perpetrated the most famous elope­
ment on record, and as the siege of
Troy lasted twenty years she could not
have been very juvenile when the ill
fortune of I'aris restored her to her
husband, who. it is said, received her
with love anil gratitude.
Cleopatra was past thirty when An­
tony fell under her spell, and her fas­
cinations for him had not lessened
When she died ten years later.
Pericles wedded Aspasia at the age
ef thirty-six, and she wielded undis­
puted influence over men for thirty
years afterward.
Li via was thirty-three when she won
the love of Augustus, over whom she
maintained her ascendency to the last.
Louis XIV. wedded Mine. Maintenon
when she was forty-three years of age.
Ninon, a celebrated beauty and wit
of her day in France, captivated the
love of the Abbe de Berias at the age
of seventy-three.
Anna of Austria was thirty-eight
When Buckingham and Hichelieu were
tier devoted and jealous admirers.
There are women ready to die of
senile debility at forty and women who
first begin to taste the full perfection
of womanhood's development at that
age.
It may lie noted in passing that old
age must be full of mortification if the
ghosts of wickedly spent time ha«nt
the mind.—Susan W. Ball in Terra
Haute Oasette.
CAUGHT IN A LOG JAM
ThrllltnK FinhliiK Experience In
Xnrtlierja Mieliiitan.
Upon one occasion in northern Mich­
igan I was trout lishin^ in company
with a veteran timber cruiser, a man
who knew everything about the rough
bush life, says a writer in World's
Work, in time we reached a bend in
the stream where a lot of small logs
had jammed during the spring freshet.
My comrade unconcernedly ventured
upon the logs, and before I could fol­
low by some mischance lie stepped
upon a loose one and instantly disap­
peared. Had 1 not ben looking at him
it is likely I should have imagined he
had crossed and gone intft the brush
Upon the farther side. One log of all
the mass was rolling, and a baud show­
ed at one side of it. To dart across and
seize the hand occupied very few sec­
onds, but to my horror I could not pull
him up through the narrow space
through which he had slipped. To set
a foot upon the log either side the open­
ing and shove with ail strength was the
only hope. For seconds 1 dung to the
wrist and strained mightily. Slowly
the logs separated and up he came till
he was able to twist upon his stomach
across a log. Half drowned as ho was.
he had not lost his nerve. "Do-don't
let 'em squeeze back on me!" he gasp­
ed. and a moment later be was on his
feet. Most men would have weakened
then, but he was iron, lie had swal­
lowed a lot of water, had been cheek
by jowl with an awful death, yet be
had no idea of proving false. The logs
were siowly slipping farther apart and
I was standing like a certain large gen
tleman of Kliodcs and unable to stand
much more spreading or to spring to
either side, while, of course, to slip
into the water meant to enter the trap
he had just esca|ed. In a few seconds
he seized my hand und one quick haul
carried me to firm footing. The IOLTS
at once closed like a gigantic trap.
When we reached solid ground my com­
rade almost collapsed, and for half an
hour he was a very sick man. Later
he said: "I held my breath as long as I
could, calculatin' you might try to get
me, an", pardner, I'll never forget that
little turn. 1 reckon I was in a mighty
tight place."
PICKINGS FROM FICTION.
Hope is the heroic form of despair—
"The School For-Saints."
The most agonizing fear of a true
lover is that his lady shall think hiin
a weakling.—"On Satan's Mount."
Sentimental people are sure to live
long and die fat. Feeling—that's the
slayer—"The Ordeal of Hichard Se­
veral."
When prudence and reticence are off
guard the man himself, past, present
i(p
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BISMARCK DAILY TRIBUNE: MONDAY JULY 80, 1903
...MANY NEW RESIDENCES
Are in course of construction, and we have discounted the
wants of the prospective occupants bv stocking up with
Furniture Carpets & Draperies
Until our stock is the most varied and complete of anv on
the slope, and our prices are always rijjht.
We do not want to curry over any remnants of Wall Paper,
and those who have not completed their decorations will do
well to irive us a call.
OUR UNDERTAKING DEPARTMENT
Is in all respects the most complete, and we furnish a lady
assistant on request.
E. G. FIELD
and future, comes into view.—"Kent
Fort Manor."
You never could let on that woman.
If there was one or two things she'd be I
likely to do she wouldn't do either of
them.—'"Tioba."
Things always run iu streaks—don't
matter whether it's politics, love, farm-
Success undoubtedly often covers
mistakes, but human nature is on the
whole generous, or at least good tem- I
pered.—"Itetrospect and i'rospeet."
The Canae of the Drlaj.
Mrs. Passe was iu a hurry. She was
go lilt to a concert, and the frieiuls who
were to accompany her were waiting
downstairs. She was dressing and
making things most uncomfortable for
her maid, unaware of the fact tlint
everything she said was audible down
stairs.
"Annette," she cried, "how slow you
are! Have you the tlowers for my
hair?"
"Ah, yes, uiadame. but"—
"Well. well, well!" sharply. "Where
are they?"
"They are here, uiadame but, par­
don, I've mislaid the hair!"—New York
Press.
Llpton a* a "Smoker."
In his early days Sir Thomas Upton
denied himself almost every pleasure
except that of amassing a fortune.
Calling one day on a consul on business
matters he was ottered a cigar by the
official.
"No. thank you." said Sir Thomas
(then Mr.) Lipton. "Although I am the
biggest smoker in England I never
smoke cigars."
"What do yon smoke?" was the sur­
prised query.
"Bacon." was the prompt reply.
An Alaakan Smoke.
How would you enjoy a pipeful of
•rood shavings, saturated with a strong
solution of pepper, as an after dinner
smoke? Strange as this may seem for
substitute for tobacco, it Is. says the
Family Doctor, nevertheless used as
such by Indians along the Alaskan
coast. Their mouths are often made
raw by the practice, and the eyesight
of many Is affected by the strong
fumes.
Justice li Blind.
"It ain't no ligger of speech," com­
mented the philosopher, "that justice
Is blind. Nothin' happens to the man
The
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Brand
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In the
World.
Tht Hand it tht
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insure Anything Insurable
When jour friends ask jou to go on their bonds, send them to us.
Wr are General Agents for the
S. Fidelity and Guaranty Company
Hest on earth, and can bond them.
PIONEER AGENCY
OFFICE FIRST NATIONAL BANK BLOCK
BISMARCK, N. 0.
"I
it
that makes the toy pistol, the feller
that rolls it or the guy that buys it
for his little boy. but the kid. who don't
know no better, gits the punishment
that's comin' to all the others."—Chi­
cago Tribune.
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in' or war. They don't travel alone.—
"Before the Iiawn."
Stimuli cuiqtie— to the man lieiongolh
courage in great things, but in affairs
of small moment woman is pre-emi
nent.—"The Wheel of Love."
Heady For the Eiuersrenoy.
"If you find It Impossible to keep
open your lino of retreat," said the in­
structor In tho military school, "what I
ought you to do?"
"Open up the line of advance," waa
r.he prompt reply.—Kxclinngo.
PICKINGS FFiOM FICTION.
She took on mighty few airs for a per­
son in uiournin'.—'"Lovey Mury."
tine cannot be happy until he has
learned how, and for that one must
suffer.—"One's Wonienkind."
If we could onl take chloroform for
difficult tasks and wake to liiul them
done!—"llis Daughter First."
There's no hope this side of the grave
for the man who knows it all. On the
other side tho devil doesn't want him—
the Lord won't have him.—"Adam
Hush."
Some of us see the rosary of life only
as separate heads, not touching the di­
vine constraining thread, and are taken
by surprise when we come to the cross.
-".Moth and llust."
Our thoughts, our opinions, are like
apples on the tre» they must take time
to ripen, and when they are ripe how
easily they fall! A mere nudge brings
them down.—"Literary Values."
The only ghosts, I believe, who creep
Into this world are dead young moth­
ers returned to see how their children
fare. There is uo other inducement
great enough to bring the departed
back.-"The Little White Bird."
Sticky Onion Juice.
A very convenient mucilage can be
made out of onion Juice by any one
who wishes to use it. A good sized
Spanish onion, after being boiled a
short time, will yield on being pressed
quite a large quantity of very adhesive
fluid. This Is used quite extensively in
various trades for pasting paper on to
tin or zinc or even glass, aud the te­
nacity with which it holds would sur­
prise any one on making the tlrst at­
tempt. It is the cheapest and best
mucilage for such purposes and an­
swers Just as Well as many of the more
costly and patent cements. Some ot
the cements sold by street fakirs at 10
cents a bottle consist of nothing but
'onion Juice aud water, and the bottle
and cork cost a great deal more than
the contents.
Sharing Hit Bed.
A Grub street friend of Dr. John­
son's was Derrick, of whom he wrote,
"I honor Derrick for his strength of
mind." One night when Floyd, an­
other poor author, was wandering
about the streets he found Derrick
asleep upou a bulk. Upon being sud­
denly awakened Derrick started up.
"My dear Floyd," said he, "I am sorry
to see you in this destitute state. Will
you go home with me to my lodgings?"
And they turned in on the bulk to­
gether like the good fellows thev were.
(First Publication, June 22nd, 1903.)
SUMMONS.
STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA, COUNTY
OF BURLEIGH, In District Court,
Sixth Judicial District.
NAN H. STONE, Plaintiff,
vs.
HARRY 9. STONE, Defendant.
The State of North Dakota to the Above
Name.* Defendant:
Yon. Harry S. Stone, are hereh.v sum­
moned to answer the complaint to this
action and to serve a copy of your answer
upon the suhscrlliers at their offices In BIs
nmrck, In the County of Burleigh, and
State afores-ild, within thirty days after
the service of this summons upon you, ex*
elusive of the day of service and In case
of your failure to appear or answer judg­
ment wll he taken against you by default
for the relief demanded In the complalut.
ifc
Boucher. Phllbrlck and Cochrane,
Attorneys for Plaintiff, lilsinarck, N. D.
D-ileil, June 20, 1903.
To Harry S. Stone. Defendant:
You will please take notice that the sum­
mons aud complaint in the aliore entitled
action were filed In the office of the clerk
of the District Court In and for Burleigh
^ojoity, N. D., on the 22nd day of Juue,
Boucher, Phllbrlck and Cochrane,
Attorneys for Plaintiff, BUmarck, N. D.
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