Friday, Mawh 24, 1«1.
WANTED—A man and team for a
years work on lease plan. Man fa
miliar with mining preferred. Ad
dress J. K. Doran, Bismarck.
WANTED—Messenger boy at west
WANTED—First clsss night cook.
Apply to Coonen's Cafe.
WANTED—Linotype operator, com
petent to handle English and Ger
man jcomposUfion. Address, Ger
man-American Publishing Co., Rug
by, N. D.
WANTED—Competent girl for gen
eral house work. Inquire of Mrs.
Paul E. Johnson. Phone 49g.
WANTED—Girl for general house
work. Mrs. H. L. Berndt. 104 Ave
A. Phone 351R,
WANTED—Competent girl for gener
al house work. Mrs. W. H. Win
chester, 824 4th street.
WANTED—At once, waitress at the
Grand Pacific hotel.
WANTED—Competent girl for general
housework. 416 Thayer St.
WANTED—Apprentice girls to learn
the millinery business. A. W.
WANTED—Girls, who want positions
in good homes, to read the "Help
Wanted—Female," ad column reg
WANTED—Experienced varnish and
paint salesmen, salary or commis
sion. Only first-class salesmen need
apply. Address Box 32 care Tribune.
WANTED—To run a steam break
ing enging. Fifteen years experi
ence in Traction engine. H. W.
Voigt, Herreid, S.- D. P. O. Box,
FOR RENT House of four rooms.
Geo. M. Register.
FOR 8ALE—Five good big building
lots, only 4 1-2 blocks from postof
fice very low in price can sell on
easy payments at $350 per .lot, but
will give 10 per cent cash discount
A good purchase, either for specu
lation or for immediate use. F. E.
FOR 8ALE—A large house, modern
in every way. Fine grounds. Cen
trally located. Address "House"
DRESSMAKING and plain sewing.
WANTED Dressmaking, children's
sewing, harewitches and chains, at
203, corner 3rd and Broadway.
WANTED—Two or three unfurnished
rooms for light housekeeping, mod
ern house preferred. Address L. L.
\V., in care of Tribune.
Young America's English.
"What Is the most incorrect sentence
any of your children ever get off?"
asked a Glenwood schoolteacher re
cently at the Schoolmen's club.
"One of mine got this off not long
ago," responded a yonng man who
teaches at the Robert Morris school.
«It ain't hlsn like, bnt youni.'"
"My best," said another teacher, "ran
something like this: 'Rare roust beef
Is meat what there uin't none what's
The best one of the afternoon was
famished by Germantown, teacher.
dTertlMmanU under this bead will be Inserted for ONE CENT A WORT, first Insertion (ONB
HAI^CENTA^ORDeach^bSJuSt Insertion. ONUT WHEN PAID CASH IN ADVANCE.) No pub
Hftation for less than 26c. Cash mult accompany oat of town orders.
AaerUseS»t5rtnttesHolumns having totters or numbers MUST be answered through corres
pondence. Cannot guarantee acuracy on Phone ads.
Don't be Satisfied with Half-enough Lodgers—Advertise
FOR RENT—Pleasant, modern furn
ished room, centrally located rate
reasonable. 406 Third street, or
FOR RENT—Desirable room in mod
ern home suitable for young man.
FOR RENT—Two suites of front
rooms. Inquire at Hare block.
FOR RENT—Large, nicely furnished
room in modern house. 622 Eighth
street. Phone 367R.
FOR RENT—Modern room for gen
tleman, with or without board. 808
FOR RENT Modern rooms and
board at Dunraven Place, 212 3rd
St. Phone 122.
By paying for
your want ad
yon save prac
half the cost
as we prefer
to give you
than to spend it in book-keeping.
Read classified heading carefully.
FOR RENT—Large, furnished room,
suitable for two, at 307 Seventh St.
FOR RENT—furnished room in mod
era house. 400 Fourth street.
FOR RENT—Rooms in Dakota block.
FOR RENT—Furnished room, modern
conveniences one block from court
house. 400 Seventh street, phone
FOR RENT—Modern rooms and board
at Dunraven Place. 212 3rd sL phone
FOR RENT—Large south roon in
modern houre—all conveniences.
2.50 a week. Phone 398L.
FOR RENT—Large modern furnished
room. Phone 322 or call 422 Third
FOR RENT—Furnished room in mod
em house, with or without board. J.
Welch, 311 4th St. Phone 325.
FOR SALE—A few desirable city lots.
Part cash, part time. J. S. Knauss.
FOR RENT—The Tully farm, nw 1-4
28-139-79 32 acres under cultiva
tion. Apply 1200 Broadway.
FOR SALE—80 acres of land adjoin
ing Bismarck. Look around the city
and see what you can buy at less
than $100 to $200 per acre. I offer
my 80 acres at $65 per acre with
easy terms of payment. J. S.
•Here is one." he said, "which has the
old classic, 'He seen bis duty and done
it noble,' beaten forty ways: 'Lewten
nont Grant beam the enemy in his bed,
i.ut he snuck up on him and killed him
without known' who, where or what
be was.'"—St. Taul Dispatcb.
"I flatter myself I've made a hit with
this song. Er-by the way, who was
the gentleman that was moved to tears
and went out?"
"That was the composer."—London
THE WHOLE FAMILY
The interest of the entire family in hundreds
of homes is centered upon the WANT AD
columns of the Tribune every day.
The Tribune Want Ads furnish the neces
sary information to men and women every
where who make money by taking advantage
of the bargains offered.
TRIBUNE WANT ADS area complete al
phabetical catalogue of all bargains offered in
PHONES 32 AND 1
FOR SALE—China closet, sideboard,
dressers, bed, dining table, pictures.
Mrs. J. Gribbins, 404 Second street.
ROOMING HOU8E PROPOSITION—
Call on Perry.
FOR 8ALE Kitchen cabinet, two
bureaus, kitchen utensils and two
center tables. Phone 277. Mrs.
Couch. Call afternoons at 310 Sev
FOR SALE—Watches and diamonds
cheaper than you could buy at
wholesale. J. S. Knauss, Pawnbrok
WANTED—To hire 50 or 100 acres of
land broken and seeded to flax. Will
furnish the seed. J. S. Knauss, Bis
FOR RENT—Section Seven, North of
McKenzie. 400 acres broke. Also
several small houses in Bismarck
for sale. A. D. Cordner, 418 First
street, Bismarck, N. D.
AUTOMOBILE—30 horse power new
machine, 2 seats, run less than 500
miles. Terms right. Address "Au
FOR SALE—Three horses, new wag
on, double and single harness and
single buggy. Phone 303. Time will
be given on approved security.
HOMESTEADS Relinquishments in
Standing Rock and Cheyenne River
reservations, within few miles of
good railroad towns, $250 up. Hur
ry they are going fast. Write. W.
E. Coats, Firesteel, S. Dak.
FOR SALE—Scholarship in any line
of study with the International
Correspondence Schools of Scran
ton, Pa. Cant use it, will make at
tractive rate for cash. Address S.
C. B., care of Tribune.
FOR SALE—Golden oak buffet.. 223
FOR SALE—One five-drawer latest
model National Cash Register, in
good order used less than one year,
at twenty per cent less than cost
easy terms. Mott Supply Com
pany, Mott, N. P.
FOR SALE—Eggs for hatching, from
thorough-bred poultry Crystal
White Orpingtons, S. C. Rhode Isl
and Reds, S. C. Brown Leghorns,
Rose Comb also Mallard duck eggs.
Stock: 1 Rhode Island Red cockerel.
2 R. C. Browa Leghorn cockerels.
Book your orders early, as we will
have only a limited amount for sale.
Write or call at A. F. Marquetts
residence, Bismarck, N. D.
PIANO BARGAINS Two slightly
used pianos at bargain prices. New
ones at great reduction. $20 cash,
balance $10 a month. Paul E. John
son's Store, 111 Third street.
YOUR COMBINGS made into switches
and puffs, $1.50 and $°.00 artistic
work mail orders given prompt at
tention. Mansfield's Hair Shop,
Holman-Gerdes Bldg., Minneapolis.
PRESENCE OF MIND.
The Earl Kept His Htad, and the
Highwayman Lest His.
In "Sporting Days and Sporting
Ways" Ralph Nevill relates two inci
dents of the early nineteenth century
In which English highwaymen figure:
"In August. 1819. Lady Stanley,
traveling from York accompanied by
her servant, was stopped by a high
wayman, when the maid in her alarm
took np a bottle of ginger beer, and
the cork flying out made such a report
that the highwayman instantly gallop
ed off in great alarm."
Lord Berkeley's encounter with one
sf the famous "gentlemen of the road"
had more serious consequences:
"Belrig driven over Hounslow Heath
he was awakened from sleep by his
coach being brought to a standstill
and a threatening face looking in at
1 have you at last, my lord.' said
a gruff voice, 'though you said you
would never yield to a robber. Deliver!'
'Certainly,' was the earl's reply,
'bnt tell me first who is that looking
over your shouldes?
"The highwayman turned his bead
to look and at the same moment Lord
Berkeley shot him through the head
Out"©? His Class.
Dissatisfied Patron—Gentle disposi
tion! Why, he wants to bite the head
off every dog be meets. I've been
swindled! Dog Merchant—You didn't
ought to keep dogs at all. mister. Tbe
animals yon ought to keep wiv your
temperament Is silkworms!—London
"You mustn't touch the ball. Use
"How am 1 going to get it out of
mndhole with a stick? Caddy, go ov
to the clubhouse and borrow a pair of
BISMARCK DAILY TMBUH1
PROP08AL8 FOR BIDS FOR 8ALE
OP SEED GRAIN B0ND8.
Sealed proposals will be received
at the office of county auditor of Ad
ams county, North Dakota, in the
court house in the village of Het
tinger in said county and state, up
to the hour of 2 o'clock p. m., March
27th, 1911, for the sale of Adams
county seed grain bonds in pursuance
to chapter 210 of the session laws of
the state of North Dakota for the
year 1909. entitled an act authorizing
counties to issue bonds or warrants to
procure seed grain for needy farm
ers residing therein. Said: bonds will
be in denominations of five hundred
dollars ($500) due in two years from
date of issue and will bear interest
at the rate of not to exceed 7 per cent
per annum. The board of county
commissioners have authorized bonds
to be issued to the amount of twenty
five thousand dollars ($25,000) but
only so much of said bond issue will
be sold as shall be necessary to pro
vide funds for the seed grain appli
cations acted upon and allowed at,
and prior to the date of the sale of
said bonds. There will be at least
twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) of
the said bonds issued sold. Each bid
to be accompanied by a certified check
of one thousand dollars ($1,000),
made payable to the chairman of the
board of county commissioners as a
guarantee io furnish the cash for the
The board of county commission
ers reserves the right to reject any
or all bids,
Dated at Hettinger, North Dakota,
thia 15th day of March, 1911.
WALTER F. KELLEY
Adams County, N. D.
PROPOSAL FOR BIDS FOR SALE
OF SEED GRAIN BONDS.
Sealed proposals will be received at
the office of the County Auditor of
Emmons County, North Dakota, In the
court house in the village of Linton,
in said county and state, up to the
hour of two o'clock p. m„ March 28th,
1911, for the sale of Emmons County
seed grain bonds, in pursuance to
Chapter 210 of the Laws of North Da
kota for 1909, entitled an act author
izing counties to issue bonds or war
rants to procure seed grain for needy
farmers resident therein. Said bonds
will be in denominations of five hun
dred dollars ($500.00) each, due in two
years from date of issue, and will
bear interest at "the rate of seven per
cent per annum.
The Board of County Commission
ers have authorized bonds to be issued
to the amount of twenty thousand
dollars ($20,000.00), but only so much
of said bond issue will be sold as
shall be necessary to provide funds
for the seed grain applications acted
upon and allowed at and prior to the
date of said bonds.
There will be issued at least $15,000
of said bond issue sold. Each bid
shall be accompanied by a certified
check for $500.00 made payable to the
chairman of the Board of County Com
missioners as a guarantee to furnish
the cash for the bonds sold.
The Board of County Commission
ers reserve the right to reject any
and all bids.
Dated at Linton, N. D., this 15th day
or March, A. D. 1911.
JOHN R. SNYDER,
Emmons County, N. D.
NOTICE'OF CITY ELECTION.
Notice is hereby given that there
will be held a regular city election in
the city of Bismarck, North Dakota,
on Tuesday, April 4th, 1911, for the
purpose of electing two members of
the board of city commissioners, a
police magistrate and a city justice of
The board of city commissioners
has named the following polling
places for the respective wards of
First Ward: High school building.
Second Ward: LaLone's Paint
ahop, Boyle building, on Fourth St.,
north of Grand Pacific hotel.
Third Ward: Residence of M. A.
Edberg, 801 Seventh street.
Fourth Ward: Robidou building,
southwest corner of Front and Sixth
Fifth Ward: City Hall, north side
of Main street, between Third and
Fourth streets, over French & Welch
Sixth Ward: Jones' Paint shop,
east side of Seventh street, north of
The polls will tpen at 8 o'clock in
the morning and will remain open un
til 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
Dated at Biamarck, North Dakota,
this 14th day of March, A. D., 1911.
F. E. YOUNG,
ADVERTI ED LIST.
For the week ending March 18, 1911.
Bums, Mrs. E. (2).
Baldwih, Mrs. W. P.
Crasoltz, Mrs. L. S.
Cooper, Mrs. L. C.
Cokpa, Miss Julia.
Dickerson, Miss Dolores.
Dahleu, B. M.
Erickson, W. C.
Hurst, Dr. D. W.
Rask, J. M.
Sterling, Miss Babe.
The above list will be held two
weeks, after which it will be sent to
the dead letter office.
Agatha G. Patterson, P. M.
Watch Bismarck Grow.
PROP08AL8 OP SEED GRAIN
Sealed proposals will be received at
the office of the county auditor of
Renville county, N. Dak., in the court
house in the city of Mohall, in the said
county and state, up to the hour of
2:00 o'clock p. m. April 4, 1911, for
the sale of Renville County Seed Grain
Bonds in pursuance to Chapter 210
of the Session Laws of the state of
North Dakota for 1909, entitled "An
act authorizing counties to issue bonds
or warrants to procure seed and grain
for needy farmers, residents therein."
Said bonds will be In denominations
of five hundred dollars ($500.00) due
in two years from date of issue, and
will bear interest not to exceed the
rate of seven per cent per annum.
The board of county commissioners
have authorized bonds to be issued to
the amount of forty thousand dollars
($40,000.00) but only so much of said
bond issue will be sold as shall be
necessary to provide funds for the
seed grain applications acted upon
and allowed at and prior to the date
of the sale of said bonds.
There will be at least twenty-five
thousand dollars ($25,000.00) of the
said bond issue sold. Each bid to be
accompanied by a certified check of
one thousand dollars ($1,000.00) made
payable to the chairman of the board
of county commissioners, as a guaran
tee to furnish the cash for bonds sold.
The board of county commissioners
reserves the right to reject any or all
Dated at Mohall, N. Dak., this 20th
day of March, A. D. 1911.
Auditor, Renville County, N. Dak.
CITY AUDITOR'S NOTICE.
I hereby certify that the following
petitions nominating the following
named people for the offices named
and to be voted on at the regular city
election to be held in the city of Bis
marck. North Dakota, on Tuesday,
April 4, 1911, have been filed in my
For member of the board of city
commissioners: S. S. Clifford, Henry
Tatley, Edw. G. Patterson, John C.
Pollock, A. F. Marquett, Wm. E. Lahr,
N. A. Freeberg.
For police magistrate: E. S. Pierce.
W. S. Casselman.
For city justice of the peace: No
petitions of nomination have been
F. E. YOUNG.
Dated at Bismarck, North Dakota,
this 22nd day of March, A. D. 1911.
DRUGS OF ANTIQUITY.
The Doses That Mankind Swallowed
Thousands of Years Ago.
lt is admitted that the oldest medical
work known is the Ebers papyrus,
discovered by Gcorg Ebers in his
Journey to Egypt in 1872-3. It is a
scroll tweuty yards long and a foot
wide and bus been studied und trans
lated by Vou Oefele uud reviewed by
Von Lippmaun. It was written about
1550 B. though some of tbe mate
rial of which it is compilation dates
back to about 3700 B. C.
Tbe medical substances mentioned
Include copper—once more costly than
gold and silver—lead. Iron, antimony,
carbon, sulphur, salt, soda, gypsum
and other minerals milk, fats from
many animals, wax, and tbe born,
blood and other portions of domestic
and wild animals castor und othei
oils, honey, raisins, grapes, figs, dates,
wiue, beer, liueu. flax, luuolin, papyrus,
numerous resins, caraway, fennel, dill,
meliot, watercress, peppermint, cori
ander, lettuce, endive, absinth, pome
granate, calamus, aloes, safllower.
crocus, indigo, henbane, mandrake,
opium and other plants and vegetable
In preparing drugs solids were grat
ed or powdered in a stone mortar.
There were many processes of treating
them, such as roasting, baking, press
ing, steeping, warming, boiling in vari
ous substances, macerating with lye.
evaporating and fermenting with yeast.
Liquids were filtered and clarified.
Some recipes contain two or three In
gredients, but others have as many as
The "Key of the Mediterranean" Has
Had a Stormy History.
England has been in possession of
•he rocky promontory of Gibraltar
since 1704. From th.it time to this it
has been a crown colony under tbe ad
ministration of a governor. By reason
of its important strategical position It
Is called the "key of the Mediterra
Gibraltar has had a stormy history.
In 711 the rock was taken by the Arab
chief Tarik, who called it Jebel-al
Tarlk (Hill of Tarik) and built a for
tress on the promontory. Part of these
rains are still extant. In 1309 It was
taken by the Castllians, only to be re
captured by the Moors in 1333. It was
held by them until 1462. Following the
taking and sacking of Gibraltar In
1540 by Rarlmrosso. extensive military
works were built there by order of
In 1704 the promontory was cap
tured by a combined force under Sir
George Rooke and the Prince of Hesse
Darmstadt, fighting for tbe Archduke
Charles of Austria. Tbe moment it fell
into their hands tbe British admiral
threw off the alliance with the Aus
trians and took complete possession of
British possession since that time
has been unbroken, although it was
under a Spanish siege for nearly threi
years and eight months, beginning In
1770. Twice the garrison was on the
point of falling because of the starva
tion of its defenders'.
A Leading Question.
"What is it. Tommy?"
"When you were a little boy and fel
lers called on your sister, did they ever
give you a nickel to go out and play?"
BISMARCK LODGE, No. 5, A. F. & A.
M. Meets first and third Mon
days in each month at Masonic
hall. A. P. Lenhart, W. J. A.
TANCRED COMMANDRY NO. 1. Burt
Finney, E. G. W. Wolbert,
corder regular meeting first and
third Thursday of each month.
O. E. S.
BISMARCK CHAPTER, No. 11, meets
first and third Fridays in each
month at Masonic hall. Mrs. Grace
French, W. M. Mrs. Gertrude Mil
KNIGHTS OF PYTHIAS.
ST. ELMO LODGE, No. 4. Meets
each Wednesday evening at K. P.
hall. E. ^M. Thompson, C. L.
Thompson, K. of R. & S.
PYTHI AN~si8TE RS.
LINCOLN TEMPLE, No. 9. Meets
second and fourth Thursdays each
month at K. P. hall. Mrs. C. L.
Vigress, M. E. C, Mrs. Nellie Ev
arts, M. of R. & C.
L. O. O. M.
BISMARCK LODGE NO. 14.—Loyal
Order of Moose. Regular meetings
every first and third Monday even
ings of each month. Charles Fish
er, dictator S. E. Register, secre.
tary. Visiting members welcome.
M. W. A.
BISMARCK CAMP, No. 1164. M. W
A. Meets tie second and fourth
Tuesdays in each month. Luther
Hook, V. W. F. Jones Clerk.
A FRATERNAL, LIKE AN ACG1-Judson
dent insurance organization. Meets
the fourth Tuesday in each month
in the K. P. hill. J. M. Belk,
foreman Elsie McDonald, master
of accounts Elizabeth Belk. cor
I. O. O. F.
CAPITAL CITY LODGE No. 2. Meets
every Thursday evening at Odd Fel
lows hall. John Yegen, N. G. O.
H. Benson, V. G. A. H. Scharnow
ske, secretary F. Siems, treas
NICHOLSON LODGE, No. 40. Meets
the first and third Wednesdays In
each month in Odd Fellows hall.
Rebecca Will, N. G. Mrs. Nellie
M. B. A.
M. B. A. Meets second and fourth
Wednesday of month at Odd Fel.
lews hall. Grant Marsh, president
George A. LaLone. secretr.ry.
ST. CLEMEN8 COURT, 747.
CATHOLIC ORDER OF FOREST
ers. Meets every second Monday
at 8 p. m., and every fourth Sun
day at 2 p. m. All visiting mem
bers invited. Paul Brown, C.
R. Anton Beer, R. S.
COMMERCIAL CLUB OF BISMARCK
Regular meeting of club member
ship the first Tuesday in each
month regular meeting of board of
directors the first Friday of each
month, at Commercial club rooms,
Third street. F. L. Conklin, presi
dent A. B. Welch, secretary.
UNITED BROTHERHOOD O? CAR
penters and Joiners, No. 1118.
Meets every Thursday evening at
Kuntz's hall. All brothers cordi.
ally invited to meet with us. C.
B. French, president John Danrot,
treasurer W. G. Gorsuch, secretary.
Fred Anderson, financial secretary.
TYPOGRAPHICAL UNION NO. 140.
Meets first Sunday in each month
at 3 p. m. Gus Syvertson, presi
dent H. C. Hines, secretary.
CAPITAL CITY HOMESTEAD, No.
300. Meets second and fourth Fri
days of the month at I. O. O. F.
hall at. 8 p. m. John. A. Larvau,
president J. C. Whitted, secretary.
A. O. U. W.
BISMARCK LODGE, No. 120. Meets
the first and third Tuesdays at
Baker Hall at 8 o'clock. C. T.
Wyncoop, M. W. Bradley C. Marks,
G. A. R.
JAMES B. MJPHERSON POST, No.
2, Department of North Dakota
Grand Army of the Republic. Meets
at fieir rooms in the Armory on
the tecond and fourth Thursdays
of ci^h month. John W. Millett,
coniminder A. D. Cordner, adju
K. O. T. M. Meets every first and
tnird Thursday of each month at
8 o'clock p. m., at I. O. O. F. hall.
Visiting members cordially invited
D. C. Ramp, commander Erick
Erickson, record keeper.
I. O. OF F.
COUnT BISMARCK, No. 887. Meets
every fourth Thursday in each
month at Odd Fellows hall. John
Ycgen, C. R. It. D. Hoskins, R. S.
I. \V. Healy, r. S.
B. P. O. E. No. 1199 meet at Elks'
hall first and third Fridays of the
month. Visiting brothers welcome.
F. \V. Evans, E. R. Carl Peterson,
Tribune Want Ads Pay
Railway Time Tabid
Billings Ar. 10 60
Billings Lv. 11 00
Livingston Ar.| 8 16
a am am
IS 38111 SO
13 48|11 SO
4 88[ 3 80
E A S BOUND
I I I 8 8
1 0 S I
5 4 3
S I I
"Mountain" time west—one hour earlier
1 3 01
1 45 18 41
"Mountain" time west—one hour earlier thas
Mixed Except Sunday.
Leave Monday Arrive Tuesday
Wednesday and Thursday and
7 15 Bismarck 80
7 00 Mandan 6 00
7 05 Junction 4 69
7 25 Jennie
7 45 Srhmidt ...
8 15 Nineteen
8 50 Gwyther
9 15 Cannon Ball Jc.
0 30 Cannon Ball
Solen 1 SS
Parkin 1 05
Tiramer 12 5"
Gall IS to
1 0 5 Lark 10 80
1 25 Louse Creek 10 10
2 on Carson 9 46
2 25 Lawther 9 Si.
3 oo Shanle/ 8 5i
3 25 New Leipzig 8 80
3 45 Birdsell 8 00
4 15 Burt 7 80
5 on Mott 7 00
Mixed train and le-vves Bismarck Monday,
Wednesday and Fri" -y and leaves Mott on
Tuesday. Thursday id Saturday.
a Leave Uismarck Arrive
45 a in
40 a in
00 a ni
00 a ni
.C. M. & St. P. Crsg..
a in Olenwood
a Ar Minneapolis Lv
N O BOUND.
a in Lv Uismarck Ar
a in Wilton
a ni Washburn
a ni Underwood
45 a ni
... Valley City
Ar Minneapolis Lv
With a sigh she laIt! down the maga
zine article upon Daniel O'Connell.
"The day of great men." iche said, "is
"But the iy of be?utit 11 women Is
not," he responded.
She smiled and blushed. "I was only
Joking." she explained hurriedly.—
Western Christian Advocate.
Didn't Need It.
A book canvasser v.cr.t into a bar
ber shop and asked the proprietor if he
could sell him an encyclopedia.
"What's tliat?" asked the barber.
"It's a book tb:it contains informa
tion on evety subject in the vorld."
There was a victim in the chair, and
he nut in feebly, "He doesn't need it!"
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