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The Bismarck Tribune At Independent Newnpaper THE STATE’S OLDEST NEWSPAPER (Established 1S 7H) Published by the Blnmarck Tribune Company, Bismarck, N. 1)., and entered at the poilofflca at Bismarck, an second class mail matter. CJeurge 1) Mann ....president und Publisher Subscription Kates Payable In Ad»ame Hally by carrier, per year Daily liy mail, per year (In BDtnarck) 7 Daily by mail, per year (in state outside Bismarck) •••■ B.Oti Dally bv mall, outside of North Dakota ti (JO .Member Audit Bureau «f Circulation Member of The Associated Press The Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the use for repuhllcaUou of all news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited in this paper, and also the local news of spontaneous origin published here in. All rights of republicatiou of all other matter Herein ure also reserved. Foreign Representatives (1. 1 >O(3AN PAYNE COMPANY CHICAGO DETROIT Tower Bldg. Kresge Bldg. J PAYNE. BURNS AND SMITH NEW YORK - - Fifth Ave. Bldg. (Official City, State and County Newspaper) Jamestown vs. Valley C’ily The light is on! |n”a recent issue of the Jamestown Sun appeared an editorial under the heading "We Need Mm Booster?),” telling of tile success on*' peter /appal had encountered in that city in Eh* operation ot i confectionery ami ice < ream parlor and incidentally doing considerable boasting lor the Stutsman county ia* The editorial contained a brief reference to .lamestawn neighbor on the east Valley City. The Valley City Times Record editor was appar "ent.|y very much aroused by the Sun's rays and the following day devoted his editorial column to •'< bitter denunciation of the Sun editor's stand and •' lengthy hymn of praise for the city in the valley. Sim,, (he buttle of wordu promises to wax hoi and both editorials prove interesting reading, they tire reprinted herewith: Jam'stown Sun: A little over eight years ago, Peter Zappa.-, came to Jamestown and opened the Palace of Sweets, lie had a comparatively small stare and live em ployees. Since that time he luis increased the size of his establishment and improved and increased its service. The number of employees have been increased from t hue lo time until today the Palace of Sweets an I tin* new Zappazone employ t lirty two per uns. In discussing the substantial growth which big business has made 1 in Jamestown with ;i representative of the Smi today, .Mr. Zappas said, “Many p* pie io Jamestown have said that I am a plunger, hut I have tried to wmk along the iines of your slogan of 'a digger and better Jamestown' and have tried to anticipate tin* need for better serv ice." If Jamestown had a l'ew more "plungers” of that type—men who can catch the vision of tiie place that Jamestown should lndd as the social, educational mid business center (if all central North Dak >ta business men wiio can so** that Jamestown's trading ter ritory is not hounded by the College on tin* north, the Mill Hill and the State llnspiltl on the south, tile .Midland roundhouse on the east and the N. P. yards on tin* west, but ex tends at lejist lifty or sixty mib's »r more in each direction; ami who use the m >dern methods or going out after this business Jamestown would not only outdistance Val ley City twenty live hundred people as she has during tie* last fifteen years, but w old overtake and surpass. Jill of tile other cities in the state. Fai'g > may he Hu* "gateway” t,f i'h* state, Iml Jamestown, with its ad vantage of lower freight rates, is tie* logical jobbing and trading center. Valley City Tinies-Recurd : The *v«* from flu* Ja most own paper savors a lit tl»* of jealousy, we think. In tin* first place Jamestown lias not “,500 more people than Valley City if they will leave out a 1 rout U.OOO that inhabit the asylum on the hill, which they probably count twice. If Valley City couhleil the 1,1*5 students attending the State Teachers’ College every summer, there would lie very littlui difference be tween the two cities. If the Northern Pa cific should lake the division headquarters away from Jamestown which there is some talk of doing that city would simply he a flag station. They have already lost the hip mill and the only tiling that keeps the town on the map is the Northern I’heilic Railroad. The Sun speaks of Mr. Zap pas being a booster, lie probably is, and so lar as we can see is the only guy in the town who seems to have any signs of real life. If the town hud a few more of his kind it might wake up from the dead anti become a place of life and animation. Valley City never did claim to In* larger than James town, in fact we claim nothing in common with any ether city in the State; what we do claim, though, and truthfully, is tint Valley City from its location and natural advantages is the prettiest town in North lin kola —'so conceded hv all people whose minds are not biased. We have two transcon tiimntal railroads running through here giving us far better railroad connections. We have a Stair* Teachers’ College—stu dents not counted in the census whose business each year and whose presence on our streets make this «ity it more lively place than up at the Stutsman County cap ital where the inmates are of necessity kept locked till. There are some up there whose predilection for telling untruths should be locked up also. We mention no names, but l *:ive that for Editor Hansen to guess at. Valley City has more miles of paving by twice as much as Jamestown and will prob ably pave a whole lot more the coming sea son. Valley City has done more building the past year and more improvements than Jamestown has done for the past few years and title prospects are that this city will do a whole lot more next year. Jamestown will never he a better town than Valley City, because we have far more superior loca tion, better farming country, and a bunc i of substantial people who make it a point to get together to advance the interests of the city, and.* in addition to our splendid facilities it is a city of music and culture such as is hard to beat anywhere. We have built more new business houses the past year, more new residences than Jamestown iias built for several years. Speaking of enterprises, we have two wholesale fruit houses, one of the largest wholesale grocery houses In the State, one of the largest nurseries In the country, a fiber mill, the biggest flour mill in the State—running— a flae gas plant, one of the finest municipal light and water plants in the country, the same freight rates that Jamestown has—and •the only thing we haven’t got is Mr. Zap ,, we have oitr new' Crystal Confec tionery whteih Is much better. We are glad Jamestown has Mr. Zappas—he is the only live wire we have heard of outside of our Charley Robebtson of our city, who went up there, put up a fine h* o ™ and opened a great business and put a little new -life into j the city. Outside of that, people are mov ing down here to reside just as last as we can get places for them to live in—we cant build fast enougrii to take care of Jamestown people. Jjiinestown is a nice little town to drive ;o once in a while by way of diver sion. The trouble is that when you want to go to Jamestown you get crowded <'ll Hi** highway by Jamestown people coming to Valley C tv; but when it conies down to pep and enterprise, why, they don’t know that Kip Van Winkle jus been asleep lor hnn dreds of vears ;is compared to the live sit n,it a n in Vailey City Editor Hansen’s one big misUike in his life was when he commenced t > In* jealous ol \ alley ( ty and when he did not locate here instead of tlier**. Mui we ;il) make mistakes. Christmas Caroling The revival of the old time, Oh! World custom of Christmas Eve caroling has made such rapid j progress in tin* United States during the past dec j ade, jieeording to the statistics of tin* National , Moreau for tin* Advancement of Music, that it will be organized in probably more than towns; .and cities ibis year, many of which are already ! recruiting and reiiearsTig their singers. Among the i'*rst to unnoiMicc its plans is Chi ! , ago. Hotel lobbies, schools, churches, theatres. I clubs, homes, hospitals, jails mid all public institu lions where people arc gathered will be vis.ted b\ i th** groups of carol singers, iind their music will j j also he |>i' ..denst by radio. The committee plans t" have every human voice in Chicago join in the s nu jug on Christnuis Eve and Christmas morning. One of the interesting biter developments of tie* movement lias been its spread into tin* rural com I munit'es, with tin* carolers conveyed by .'into, or I when there is snow on the ground, by sleigh, from j village to village. In North Dakota the State Uni j • versify :«t Grand Forks, through its extension di- 1 vision, io giving impetus to this activity for the coining Christmas. I Less Hypocrisy I'm and con jigifatioii concerning legalized, or j , ! semi legalized, gambling at horse-riming tracks is i ''again being hejird ahrojnl in the band. Whatever tin* ultimate decision ;is to the right- i 1 ness or wrongness of betting on tin* races, one thing j ]is important. That is, to have less hyprocrisv j i about the whole thing. ! Everybody who knows anything about it at all knows that, race courses couldn't live a day with out. the revenue from betting. And vet in very few j i states is betting legal. Let's either make it legal to bet on the races fir i i dose the tracks. Let's not go on kidding ourselves I 1 any longer. 'I his is the season of the year when little Johnny j lis anxious to go to Sunday School it is only a short j time until Christmas. Editorial Comment !Vlr. Nye’s Post* (Largo Forum) Mr. Gerald I*. Nye, Senator designate, is making a herculean Jittempt to satisfy the Senate leaders of Iii s Republicanism. The ghosts of his anti Ad ministration editorials dog his steps unmercifully, however, and lie is cutting ji poor figure. Housed temporarily in the Senate building, ho is making the corridors ring with praises for Mr. (’oolidge’s efforts to ameliorate the farmer’s suf ferings. He teMs the newspaper boys that he is glad that the President has “recognized the con ditions of farmers of tlu* northwest and that he will have something to offer in the way of relief.” The President, recognized the condition long months ago and Mr. Nye could see nothing in his program, but. of course, that was before Mr. Sorlic had H'lectel him for Senator. Ho says now! that the Northwest fanner does m;t ask “any innovations’’ and does not demand any more than any other industry, hut it is not s' very long ago that Mr. Nye was calling the Ad ministration names because it did not guarantee the farmer a. price for his wheat. lie says the farmers are “perfectly capable of taking care of themselves if they are given only half a chance to make their efforts count for something,” but during the last session of Congress he openly flayed Mr. (’oolidge for taking the same position. The farmers are taking care, of themselves. They are solving their own economic problems in the most effective way without Government aid. And Mr. Sorlie hits appointed Mr. Nye Senator. These two things make all the difference in the worul, at least until the Senate has acted. If seated, Mr. Nye can go hack to his old nostrums and bedfel lows. If rejected, he can return to the State and take them up again. Rut in the meantime, he must pose in false face. Hokum and War Debts (Philadelphia Public Ledger) For a period of particularly -transparent, hokum in governmental finance, Italy richly deserves some sort of recognition. The government is raising funds to pay the war debt to America through vol untary contributions. Five million Italians are asked to give $1 each to cover an annual install ment. The king and queen and other members of the royal family contributed their share for five years to come. There is no double implication in this scheme — first, that the Italian tax rate has reached the limit and that it could not raise even $5,000,000 a year, more by regular methods; second, that the mere raising of money in Italy makes possible the pay ment of the debt to America. Roth these points are palpably false. If Italy.can raise $5,000,000 extra a year bv vol untary contributions .the same amount could be raised by taxation. And if the ability of Italy to raise $5,000,000 a year .'has anything to do with Italy’s capacity to pay, can any one say that the contribution could not. be made $2 a person? The truth is that Italy might he able to get SIOO,- 000.000 a year through taxation of through volun tary contributions—or both —and still not -be able to pay America this amount. Capacity to pay de pends upon the economic balance. If Italy, as an entity, gives to hie rest of the world a surplus of goods and services over that which is received, tin amount equal fo this surplus can bo paid upon a foreign debt. This surplus has nothing to do with tlie amount Italy can raise through taxation—still less with any amount which can be raised by vol untary contribution. The reason behind the scheme remains, so far, unexplained. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE Cheer Up, Uncle Tom Always Triumphs in the End LETKR FROM MRS. MARY AI.DEN | > ourse that 1 would not write you if! PRESCOTT TO LESLIE you did not first write me a letter. PRESCOTT There is no 10.-s without some i smiJi pain, however, and this gives i My dear Leslie: me a chance to tell you the news. I am always chary .about writing iHe is right about my not writing to you. especially if 1 have some in-j you. Under any other circumstances formation to give you because 1 know i I wouldn t, hut I think you should that whatever suggestions I make in j know how much you lire needed in my letter will be taken as though I J your own house. were trying to interfere in something ’I hat Mrs. Atherton who styles her that was none of my business. . ; seif your friend, and who, it I hud This time, however. I feel that 1 i m.v way, would he quickly put in her would not tie doing my duty if 1 did place as a merely professional seen* not write you some of the things I tary of John's has been up here jim sure you do not know, if you i every day and she insists that she did know 'them. I feel certain that ! shall see John without anyone else even you would come home immedi- j being present. Indeed, told me ‘ yesterday morning when ! intimated First, perhaps vou know that John , that I did not think it was quite pot burned at the mill four days ago the right thing for a young woman and has been confined to his room .to spend hours in the room of :i ever since. It looke now as though i man who is obliged to In* in bed, that it would he :it least a week before he j sue had never before come in contact will he able to he out. with a woman who had such a nasty I waylaid his doctor in tae nali j mind, yesterday and he told me thzit John , l am quite ""re that it I had not will i>e lucky if he does not have to written you this myself, you would I use crutches for at least four months, not believe it, hut, having told you, I am quite sure that John, wishing you will see the importance <•( com to spare you the pain, told everybody ing into your own household and hut me not to write anything to you I setting it in order. <>l course, my about his accident. 1 got this from j son John does not si".* any ot these the children’s nurse, when, last j things. He probably looks o*i that night 1 expressed surprise that you j Atherton woman merely as a piece I h.ad not returned belore this to he |of furniture. I with vour husband. I am very glad (Copyright. 102. r > NKA% Service, Inc. he forgot t ) tell me not to do this, TOMORROW — Letter from Mrs. probably because he knows that you Mary Allien Prescott to Leslie I’res | never write me and h«- t.i.iir: ot colt. ADVENTURES ofthe TWINS Jj/ OLIVE EOEfBUTS BARTGfr The Twins were very much ex cited when Dubbins, the groom, went away, and came hack shortly lead ing two of tin* smartest hlack ponies they had ever seen. Their bridles and saddles were made of bright shining leather which gleamed like gold against t.ieir satiny Mack coats. “And see here, Dubbins,” said the kind hunter who had ord *red the ponies for them, “takes these chil dren into the lodge there and give them some hunting clothes. There is a girl’s riding habit and some for the boy, too a red coat and stiff derby hat, and hoots for both.” Dubbins went away followe 1 by the Twins,' while the hunter held the ponies' reins. Soon they all came hack and Dub bins helped the children to mount, Nancy on Nihbs and Nick oil Scoot, and a finer pair you never saw. Even Nancy had a little hard hat, like the ladies wore, and a black riding habit with a skirt, mind you, and in stead of riding cross-saddle like boys do —and a lot of ladies, too, nowadays- she rode sitting sideways with her knee braced against a funny stick-up place on the saddle. Nick looked grand in his scarlet coat, tight trousers and shiny boots. Suddenly a horn sounded some where. The dogs harked more loudly than ever and everybody began to ride toward the gate where th fox hunt was to start. “Where shall we go?” Nancy asked the man who had attended to every-1 thing. “Just follow the crowd,” said the] i man. “You need not ride fast if you | ; don’t wish to. Your ponies are very I gentle they will take you safely j ; across fences and ditches and | i streams of water without jolting you l in the least. Don't be afraid.” The gate was opened and away ; went the dogs with a bound. I And the horses seemed fairly to j leap through the air after them, so anxious wore they to be gone. I Nibbs and Scoot went after them ! like* the wind, but so easily did the j ponies move, that it was no trick at ; all for the Twins to stay on. Never ; had they dreamed there could be i such ponies! It was like riding the i rocking-horses on a merry-go-’round. j But, of course. hor«'*s can r-> f a« f "r j than poikies, and after a bit the ! j Twins were far behind. Tln-v cou.-l | still hear the baying of the dogs and i the shouts of the hunters, 'hut they 1 seemed to he alone. “Say, Nancy,” said Nick, suddenly, “do you know what all this is about? They are after one poor little fox! if I could see him first, I’d hide hint so the dogs couldn’t get him.” That gave Nancy an idea. “F.et’s try.” she said. “Look there! They are all coming hack. The fox must be coming this way." And tin'll, what •!<< you think! Mis ! ter Blue Cap spoke up. lie had been hiding under Nick’s long coal tnil ! alf the time. “I heartily agree with you, chi! ! dren,” said he. “We must sa\e lie I poor fox i f we can.” (To Be Conti lined (Copyright, 1925, NKA Service, In HAIRLESS MICK London. A nuniher of hairless mice were exhibited before the Zoological Society recently. They were caught in North Longond. The mice are of a pink flesky color and except for whiskers are utterly devoid of hair. Tribune Want Ad Bring Results EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO Mv name is true. I very weu_ sir hyiwiee insists that I ‘nw wiu. X have my •pic.turs. I step into the. taken. Let's have, h <?au.ery. *' 'll i if +IANP eASU-Y —J YouR « ,-r * '• FOR SOMe -HAM MOVI6 ill [F "L I?e.S>T MV !=AC& IT Be AHiO IT WON'T WTO » New York. Deo. Remember when then l was an honorable trade known as "hell hanging?” 1;. was way back in those deal dead days before electricity did its stuff. Wandering: in Greenwich Village; I came upon a sign: "Hell hanger and locksmith.'* Needless to say, it j is the lncksmithing that keeps the, shop proprietor, Peter Werner, husy j today. i W hen door-hells came into vogue ( this was a most thriving trade. No, fine doorway of the good-old-days was complete* without a bell and then it became fashionable to have bells i strewn about the house*. There were various ways of manipulating them: some worked by means ot a crank: some on a straight line system and some by means of intricate intcr- I rotiMedians. Then came the electric hell and killed the quaint old signal system. Ru the old-time bell hangers will | shake their heads and argue that, I whatever the* convenience, nothing I can ever replace the melodic tinkle j of the well-toned house hells of yes i terdav. * * * Padlocks or no padlocks, it seems | that the Rroudway night-lifers, both ; local and transient, will not stand 1 for boo/.eless night clubs. | Good food is actually old-fashion !»•<!. One by one places famous for j their cooking have had to close tiieir doors while quick-qnd-hasty counters j pack them in. Recently Albert Rouche arrived ! from Ghieago and opened the Hal Masque, a liquorless liight club. A fortune was spent upon entertain ment and decoration. The food was astoundingly good. 'I he eouvert charge was low. Hut the no-drinks rule was strictly enforced. Now Moos. Rouche goes back to Chicago. The place slowly starved and finally gave up. It is said that the proprie tor of a recently padlocked night club will reopen it soon. Then watch its smoke. Taxis to Florida can now be pick ed up on almost any New York street. Not far from one of the railroad WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1925 DROPSY ISN’T A DISEASE, ONLY A SYMPTOM By I)R. HUGH S. GUMMING Surgeon General, I’. S. Public Health Service If you remember your physiology, you wil] i e cal I that it is from the lymph that the cells of the body obtain tiieir food supplies- water, salts, fei meats and oxygen and it is through the lymph that three cells discharge their waste products - cai'hondioxide, urea and other If you place a small parchment sack of salt in a bucket of water, you kn-.v that in a short time the water will become salty and salt will become wet. Salt has passed thriiogfc the thin membrane of the sack into the water and the water j has traveled by the same course into the salt. This process is known as \ osmosis and the communication be tween the lymph and the blood is by osmosis through the wails of tin* blood vessels and through definite connections between the lymph tubes and certain large blood vessels. Dropsy is first of all a symptom and not a specific disease. Dropsy is merely an exaggeration of a condi tion which occurs imperceptibly in a state of health. Lymph is continu ally passing through the capillary walls into the tissues and if a person is healthy, this lvinph is removed as fast a sit seeps out. This removal is accomplished in I one or more of three definite ways. | First of all, a part of this fluid is I used as food for the tissues, a part is I sent back to the general circulation | by the veins and still another part, j by the lymphatics. ' When this fluid is not disposed of j in this way and there is, oonsequent ! ly, an accumulation of lymph or ! lymph and serum, the condition so j constituted js known as dropsy and ; is a sign of disease but not a disease jin itself. The membrane of the j body, from which this fluid escapes, |is usually healthy. It is not in i flamed, although it may be some \ what sodden by long contact with the I lymph. | The cause of dropsy are many, j I’ossibly, the simplest cause is a stations I saw an ornate taxi bear ing the sign: “Taxi to Florida for $35.” -JAMES W\ DEAN * News From the State University Six new commercial" radio receiv ing sets have been added to the laboratory equipment for use by the radio class at the State University. One of these sets is a product of the most recent developments in ra dio sets and will furnish added in terest to students taking the course. The radio course, according to Prof. C. W. Byers, is a popular course, open to all students and in volving no requirements for entrance. The course is in itself non-technical requiring no knowledge of physics or science. Its purpose is to teach the theory of the operation of radio receiving. Ferdina Reinholt, who was graduat ed from the state university in 1925, is the author of an article on“ Wo men in Journalism” in the November number of the journalism bulletin, a national publication for teachers in journalism. The article is an analy sis of reports from B*l editors in 119 states on the number of women em ployed on newspapers and their fit ness for the work. Mi ss Reinholt was prominent in journalistic activities ’ while on the University campus and is now ein loved on a Williston, N. 1)., paper. Professors outnumber ail other teachers on the campus, a compara tive study of the faculty rolls in dicate. Forty-eight professors and associate professors are employed by the University. They have as their tiids 22 assistant professors which brings the total number of profes sors up to 70. Instructors dro the next most num erous, there being 39 assisted by 10 graduate and eight s’.udent assist ants, making the total 57. Appointment of'.students to com mittees which will have charge of the annual junior promenade at the State University next January is an nounced 'by Edmund Boe, Grand Forks, manager. Newman Power, Leonard, as floor ‘manager, will have the second posi tion of importance in carrying out this chief social event of the season at the University. Committee chair men appointed to take charge of the various phases of the preparations are as follows: Decorations, William Randall, Grand Forks; programs, Ruth Germo, Red Lake Falls, M inn.; mus ic, Ray Anderson, Grand Forks; re freshments, .Margaret Tpol, Mt. Ver non,la.; publicity, Edward Thomp son, St. Thomas; property,. William Nuessle, Bismarck; special features, Ruth Hancock, New York City; elec trical, Vernon Hauck, Langdon; in vitations, Donovan Salley, Red Lake Falls Minn. Two gifts, one of $5,000 and the other of SI,OOO, have been received by Wesley College, affiliated with the State University according to announcement by Dr. E. P. Robert son,,nresident of the college. These gifts, while not counted un der the standardized term of endow ment, are considered valuable by the college, and valued as a mark of confidence of the people in the col lege. | A THOUGHT | Pleasant words are as an honey comb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones.—Prov. 16: 2. Compliments of congratulation are always kindly taken,.and cost nothing but pen, ink and paper. T consider them as draughts upon good breeding, where the exchange is always greatly in favor of the drawer. —Chesterfield. I Tonight’s Radio The U. S. Army Band will give a concert tonight. Other programs al so of high standard will be broad cast tonight by our leading super power stations. Eastern Time WEAF (492) 6:32—Concert by U. S. Army Band. Rebroadcast by WCAP (469) and WJAR (306.9). WWJ (362.7) B—Orchestra and so loists. 1 WCAE (461.3) 9—Concert, KDKA (309) 9—Concert. WJR (617) 11:30 —Musical pro gram. Central Time KSD (646.1 6—Dinner concert. WHAS (399.8) 7:3o—Concert. WHO (-656) 9—Dance program. WLW (422.3) 9 —Concert program. purely mechanical one. The blood pressure, oftentimes in cases of dropsy has been raised beyond a cer tain point. This, in many cases, is due to obstruction in the veins. Such an obstruction in the veins may be the result of the retarding of the cir culation, a condition found when varicose veins develop, or it may be that the obstruction of a vein may be caused by pressure exerted by a tumor. Speaking very broadly, perhaps fifty per cent of cases of general dropsy are due to diseases of the aorta, heart or the heart and aorta. The aorta, you will remember, is the largest artery of the body. In | radically all diseases of the heart, there is a natural tendency to transfer the blood pressure from the arteries to the veins, and when this occurs and reaches a sufficient de gree, dropsy commences to appear in that part of the body which is depending, that is, if the sufferer from dropsy is able to walk about, the instep and ankle will show the signs of this condition. If Ihe pa tient be in bed, the lower part of the back or lungs may be the parts in vaded by this accumulation of lymph. There are diseases of the lung, also which produce dropsy; these are usually of blood through the lung. In such cases, a condition arises similar to that when the heart is affected. The blood pressure is transferred from the artery to the veins and dropsy is induced in ex actly the same manner. In cases where k%idney diseases are present, the dropsy will he found to appeur firstt about the loose tissue sur rounding the eyes. The important facts to remember about dropsy are —first, dropsy is u symptom or condition and not a dis ease; second, as soon as dropsy mani fests itself, you should go at once to a realiable physician; third, dropsy in itself is not necessarily fatal nor is the disease which produces the dropsical condition impqssible of treatment or correction. Hrompt medical attention may mean a speedy return to health. KTHS (374.8) 9:45 —Dance tunes WON (370.2) 10—Dance program K.YW (536) 12:30—Midnite revue Mountain Time OF AG (435) B—Studio program. KOA (322.4) B—Three dramatic presentations. Pacific Time KFI (467) B—Strjng quartet. KNX (337) 10 —Dance orchestra TOMlik The root of all evil does a mijn very little good when it comes from the family tree. If you can make your handker chiefs do a few more weeks you will get some new ones for Christmas. Furnaces differ from husbands. Husbands go out and get lit, hut furnaces are lit and go out. These chilly mornings we envy the man in North Dakota who has whis kers 17 feet long. Raising a baby scientifically would be all right if the baby could read the book same as you. In Rome, a singer has a ring worth 130,000 lire, but American liars am worth more. Nothing worries some people more than the fear of getting down and out and having to work for a living. The. lowest estimate shows too many want fur coats for Christmas. The fall scenery is very beautiful. Don’t drive too fust. You are liable to damage some of it. More people would take long walks if they eould do so sitting down. Go around with your head in the clouds and the world will call you down. It pays to be honest. It pays even more than iti costs. Try to bo good for the next few weeks. Get in jail now and you inuy have to spend Christmas there. (Copyright, 1925, NEA Service, Inc.) Butterflies and grasshoppers have been recorded to come to rest on the surface of the water during long trans-oceanie flights. #FILMS DEVELOPED* (butonce! (ftnneysi %MILY PHOTO iERVKE# 6I6MJRCK j TAPPER FANNY sa&y ' JJ/V Jf I t c isw st ass muses, me. It’s a wrong Jane that haa no yearning.