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w ■ . ; * 1 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE An Independent Newspaper THE STATE’S OLDEST. NEWSPAPER (Established 1873) Published by the Bismarck Tribune Company. Bis marck. N. D- and entered at the postoffice X Bismarck ms eeeoixl class mall matter. * George Di Mann President and Publlshei Subscription Rates Payable in Advance Dally by carriei per year $7.20 Dally by mall per year .an Bismarck) 7*20 Daily by mall per year (in state, outside Bismarck) 6.00 Dally by mall outside ot North Dakota 6.00 Weekly by mail, in state, per year 1-00 Weekly by mall, in state, tnree years lor 2.50 Weekly by mail, outside ot North Dakota, per yeai ••••••• 1-50 Weekly by mall In Canada, per year 2.00 Member ot The Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for republication ol all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited In this newspaper and also the local news of spontaneous origin published herein. All rights ol republication of all other matter herein are also reserved. (Official City Stater and County Newspaper) Foreign Representatives ffM AT - T -. SPENCER 6t LEVINGB (Incorporated) Formerly G Logan Payne Co. CHICAGO NEW YORK BOSTON Back in America again with Shamrock, the fifth, in an attempt to lift “that old mug.” is Sir Thomas Lipton, a most interesting character. His perseverance makes one wish that he would lift the cup and take it home with him. Those who have been following a very interesting series of sketches, as related by Sir Thomas, in the Saturday Evening Post, sense the fine character of the man and his perennial good nature. He has always been a good loser. It is estimated that the various challenges have cost Sir Thomas some ten millions. Some of it he can charge up to very profitable advertising but not all of it. Despite the fact that he is a keen businessman, he is also a game sportsman —he is not always thinking in terms of tea, hams and bacon which he markets on a grand scale for he probably is father of the chain store idea and one of the first merchants to realize the great pulling power of newspaper advertising. Whatever the results of the Newport races, Sir Thomas has the best wishes of millions of Americans and there is just a wish among many that he “lifts the old mug." Just when it looked as though Heflin and Blease were to be benched politically, Louisiana decided to send a typ ical fighting representative to Washington, one who doubtless will out Heflin a Heflin and out Blease a Blease. How do they get that way inHhe bayous? Governor Long promised every voter a job if he got to Washington and between pledges lie punched newspa permen and was charged with complicity in kidnaping. The high spots in his campaign were fisticuffs and vitu peration. Here probably is the primary at its worst, while lately in Texas with the defeat of “Ma” Ferguson, the primary operated at Its best to relieve a tired and harassed elec torate. Those thousands apd thousands of plain people “back ’ up, the bayous” were for Long. They evidently like their “likker red” and their senators bold, reckless and pugna cious. The dignified, useful, seasoned Senator Ransdell steps down. He just drifted too far from the bayous and the turpentine swamps—where they like to hear the welkin ring and heads crack. Long may give them the kind of amusement they are looking for and even Heflin and Blease won’t be missed at Washington. Ruth McCormick’s Weakness Decidedly the chances of victory in the Illinois sena torial election are with Ruth McCormick but there is an inherent weakness in her appeal to the voters of that state. First she was to be dry. Her statement said she would have plenty to say on that issue later. Then the post primary campaign managers went into a huddle. Illinois Is militantly wet. It had so spoken in a referendum not long ago. After the usual thimble rigging so prevalent In political headquarters, it was decided to remove the issue from Mrs. McCormick’s campaign completely. She was to be neither wet nor dry, but with a resignation heroic, she would abide by a referendum which her back ers have arranged. Relegated, as it were, to a delightful Umbo. If Illinois goes wet in this referendum, she is wet; if the mandate is dry, then dry will Ruth become. That takes the irritating issue out of the campaign but where does it leave “Ruthless” Ruth. It gives a rather anemic tinge to her entire campaign. This twentieth century crusader, the first woman to be nominated for the United States senate with more than a Chinaman’s chance to win, is now the ordinary issue-dodging politi cian. We had hoped she was different. If poUticians are going to be reUeved of vital issues in this way, where is the zest of battle; where is the glory of victory? Newspaper readers who tire of reading stories of mur der, fire, robbery and blood-curdling events of different kinds, probably found considerable refreshment in read ing of the achievements recounted at the*various scien tific meetings held recently. The findings reported by the men who work with test tubes, retorts, microbes and such things hardly ever are reported in big headlines. They lack the spectacular qugUty which makes the' reader gasp and which news editors love. But those scientific items may be more significant than a Report of any tragedy or disaster which has occurred in recent months, including the Italian earthquake and the hurricane in Santo Domingo. For, while these scientific gentlemen have added to the complexities of life in many ways, they have in creased the wealth of the world tremendously. They also have increased the joy of living by making it possi ble for the ordinary citizen to view as necessities what the wealthy of a few years ago would have regarded is luxuries. Even to the layman it is apparent that even a major disaster is only an Incident in the history of the world. A new scientific discovery may be an epoch. The Napoleonic wars changed the political mao of ( *urope. Old dynasties went into the discard and new ones came into being. They brought change. , But compared with the changes wrought by an idea liorn in the brain of James Watt, who invented the steam engine, Napoleon’s effect on the world is as nothing. Watt’s work hat had the effect, not only of changing ‘political maps but of changing the manner of living of •11 civilized people. In countless instances it has changed the face of the physical world, man’s manner of think ing* th® direction in which the world progresses. Watt’s successors in the realm of scientific speculation tea doing the same thing today, industries rise or fall Member Audit Bureau ot Circulation Sir Thomas Lipton When the Bayous Voted Real Progress as the results of their labors. Nations prosper and grow rich or decline and decay in proportion as new develop* ments affect them and their natural resources. If one is to keep up with the world today he must have some knowledge of what goes on in the world of science. It doesn’t interest us much to read of a new theory on the extent of space or the fourth dimension, but 1 It may have the effect-of Inspiring some other individual to de vise a new way of making “ships or shoes or sealing wax” which will relegate present practices to the limbo of the industrial past. Low Interest Rate Interest rates charged Uncle Sam have reached the new low record of 2 3-8 per cent. This reflects an abundance of money minus any other place activity. When the federal treasury gets such a rate of interest for a year’s period, it merely indicates a great amount of idle money. The situation also reflects a demand for safe Investment and the shifting back from stocks to bonds. It will be remembered too, in this connection, that only a year ago the federal government paid 5 and 6 per cent for short time loans. Trade speculation then was at the peak. Safety is the keynote today. What a difference just twelve months makes. Wages Up, Costs Down Workers in the building trades enjoy, on the average, very high wages. Very often people who complain of high building costs blame these wages, and assert that everything would be lovely if only the wages could be materially i educed. A recent bulletin from one of the largest Industrial construction firms in the country, does not seem to agree with this thesis, however. This company reports that industrial building costs today are the lowest in eight years. Except for a period in ft)22, they have not been so low since 1916. The bul letin remarks: “All of the decline is due largely to falling prices of materials and greater efficiency of labor and construc tion equipment. Wage rates at 185 per cent over the 1913 level continue at the peak for all time, while all building costs, including labor, are less than 40 per cent over 1913.” Editorial Comment Try the ‘Thunders of Silence* (Bowman County Pioneer) From the whims of Aimee McPherson deliver us. She continues to make the front page every so often. Her latest stunt is reported to be a fistic encounter with her mother in which Aimee proved her superiority in the manly or womanly art. Evidently Almee’s four square gospel does not include the commandment to honor thy father and mother. In a dull season the evangelist is news but usually not of the elevating sort you would ex pect from one of her prominence. Keep her off the front page and she may settle down and behave herself as any self-respecting woman is sup posed to do.. Treat her with the “thunders of silence” and one more publicity hound will undergo a reforma tion. ' Better Trade Connections (Adams County Record) Elsewhere in this issue of the Adams County Record there appears a story concerning the efforts of people residing in the vicinity of Strool, Gill, and Sorum, S. D., to secure adequate telephone service within their com munity and with the outside world. This project should meet with favor on the part of the people in this section of the country as well as with the people who will connect up on this telephone line. For those people who will have phones installed in their homes it presents an opportunity for social gnd economic betterment. For the businessmen of Hettinger it opens an opportunity for further business. Each day a freight, passenger, and mail truck leaves Hettinger to pass through the territory in which the new line 1s to be erected. The result is obvious. As the people affected In the area take advantage of better and quicker service the merchants of Hettinger will profit through increased patronage. North Dakota Endures (Williams County Fanners Press) North Dakota that once held the spotlight of the na tion for its spectacular campaign battles is passing through an election year without so much as a ghostly resemblance of its once glamorous combats. In other states of the nation, political campaigns have taken a hectic turn that is rarely witness*!: Pinchot in Pennsyl vania, a liberal in a desperately reactionary state, beat the machine candidate, Brown, with .an aftermath of guerrilla warfare that has kept the state in ferment. In Oklahoma Alfalfa Bill waged a bitter and spectacular battle which excited the voters to a high pitch. In Texas the spectacular Ferguson jeered the number of bathrooms in his opponents’ house and his opponent waived all libel rights to newspapers so that they might print Ferguson’s blistering attacks. Huey P. Long, self styled Louisiana Tzar, son of a poor hill farmer, turned loose with a campaign of personalities while the entire daily press of the state jeered Huey’s green silk in which he had received the commander of a German warship, nearly precipitating an international misunder standing. Kansas too enjoyed its campaign which re sulted in the ousting of Governor Reed, bitter opponent or the farm board. A political mountebank in Nebraska by name of George Norris, brought out with the back ing of the big interests of the state, put Nebraska in arms. Wisconsin promises one of the hottest campaigns of its career when young La Follette and the bathtub king really get under way. And in the meantime, North Dakota, the one-time cynosure of political fandom, staged an election fight that was no more spectacular than an argument over crocheting at a ladies’ aid. There is a reason to be sure. To begin with the drab, rather characterless incumbent had had only one term in office. A good politician of the oily type with a ready smile, he lacks everything that* people strongly partisan one way or another. There is nothing particularly offensive about Shafer in ar personal way and nothing to admire in particular—he belongs in a with that species known as the great American medio cracy (not to ce confused with the “common” man). On the other hand, the only real contestant of the incumbent, the Emmons county farmer, Brant, scarcely seems to be the stuff out of which great fig. ures are made. A solid sort of person, common sense and unspectacular in speech or appearance on the cam paign platform, he invited neither cheers of enthusiasm nor hisses of disapproval. Brant was fighting for a cause instead of fighting against an Individual and such stuff belongs to the cold realm of thought rather than the exhilarating sphere of emotion. With the rpectacular record of a Frazier, Brant might have become a ques tion mark over which a hot controversy would have raged. As it was, almost unknown over the state, a severe handicap, with nothing more appealing than a cold mental proposition, voters showed a lack of Interest. In other days when personalities figured largely In a campaign in this state paxtisanship got to be a ghastly affair just as it has in many states this year. It may be that the planks, programs and other parapher nalia are the actual basis of any political campaign but to have a hot campaign, character or personality is a primary requisite. Without' a character, any campaign needs must lose a great deal of its interest to the great many who are really but little interested in actual prob lems of government. Without that human interest element, a campaign is merely a case of advising the voter as to -his own welfare and like all peoples, about the last thing many North Dakotans are Interested in is good, advice. r On the whole it appears that voters like personal cam psdgns—at least that is what gets out the vote. And after all it would be satisfying to have somebody in the governor’s chair that voters could either like or Outside of a few personal enemies or friends, the aver age voter has the same feeling toward Shafer that he does toward a peanut vender or the tail on a dog— he is just there, that’s all. To such a state of affairs have the turbulent waters of North Dakota politics sub sided. In other states they love or hate, praise or curse, applaud or hiss—but in North Dakota the voter just endures. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 12, 1930 Today Is the 1 Anniversary of —— 4 THE PROHIBITION PARTY On September 12,1869, the National Prohibition Party was organized at a convention in Chicago. The new party was the result of the failure of advocates of temperance to force a prohibition plan upon either of the major national parties. In the ; NEA SERVICE her - .& REGIN HERM TODAY DAN RORIRER, Hallywao* sceaarlo waiter aaS former New York newspaper mao, meets ANNS WINTER, wko fcaa come from Tolas. Okie* to soak oztra work. Ha takes a daep latereat lo her. Daa Is wltk Coatlaeatal Pleturea. Anae la Jnat a begtaaer. Abb* pete extra work at Graad UalteA staMoa. Ska soea to Uvo * ..wltk two other extraa. MONA MORRISON an* EVA HARLEY. Tbe latter la a bitter ladlvi*nal, possibly besaaae of her fallare to wet much work, aad from ker paa-learae a lot aboat tbo prob lem* of the raat army of extras. GARRY SLOAN, fata on a direc tor, bae aotleed Aaae Wlater. He Rlrea her a “bit” la a pletare. Daa, aot liking Sleaa, althoach be has aot aetaally met him, la a bit apprebeaalre. The caatlag di rector at Graad Ualted calls Aaae op aad telle her there aaay be a ebaaee for her la a masleal com pletare. He aad Director FRED HURLEY pet her to daace for them. NOW GO ON WITH THE STORY CHAPPTER XIII MITJST a simple little routine " now. Miss Winter—anything at all, w Hurley said. He swung around on the piano stool so he could watch her, but his lingers were very busy on the keys and he beat time softly with his foot and his head went up and down In smil ing accompaniment. The piano sounded strangely there in the shadows, a small, stringed voice in a vast emptiness, urging her on to unfamiliar steps. But Hurley's grin was friendly and encouraging, and Harvey Bell sprawled cheerfully in a chair and smoked a cigar, and there was that in his attitude which conveyed the feeling that the proceeding was not at all strange. One looked at him and took heart / And presently Ann began to ' dance. Lightly and easily. Approval lighted Director Hur ley’s eyes as he nodded. He switched to a waltz tune, watched her keenly as she adapted herself immediately to the new rhythm. Once or twice the girl fumbled un certainly in the unfamiliar rou tine, but there was no awkwardness in Anne Winter’s lithe and grac* ful body, and when he came to the end of the tune he got up at once and shook her hand and told her she had done very well. "And Mr. Bell." Hurley said, "tells me you haven't atm any lessons since you were a little kid." Anne told him that was so, and he said, "Well, you haven't any thing to worry about We've got an Instructor who'll have you like Ann Pennington in a week." He turned to Bell and told the casting director that one could guess Anne Winter would be a good danebr from the way she walked. • • • ’DELL nodded and said that was ** true. “I wonder," ho said, with a smile for Anne, "whether Miss Winter would mind terribly if we asked her to sing "a title." "Really. Mr. Bell—” Anno be gan, but Fred Hurley had seated himself at the piano. With a wave of his arm he commanded Asns to come over beside him, and he be gan to hum as he played. Anne told Rorlmer that evening: "They were wonderful to me, Dan! I didn’t dance well—really; I felt as clumsy as—as an elephant” < "Yeah, I Imagine so," said Dan dryly. "I bet you knocked them right out of their seats." “Don’t be silly!" "I mean it," he Insisted. "What I did they say about your singing? I] Remember what I told you, if you [i ever got a chance." (I Anne laughed. “Oh, I’m all ex |) :1 4E, d * Dan! They liked it I’m to An Emergency Call for Little Boy Blue! state elections of the next three years candidates were nominated by the party,'but received relatively few votes. The national convention met in Columbus, 0., February 22, 1872, and nominated James Black of Pennsyl vania and John Ruiuell of Michigan as the prohibition candidates for president and vice president respec tively. The convention adopted a platform which, besides advocating prohibition, declared for woman suff- ! / it ' hare a screen test.** '“Sa-ay! That’s pretty line! When?” “Day after tomorrow.** Rorimer said that, under the cir cumstances, they certainly ought to celebrate. M How about a dance after the movie?” Anne demurred. "It’s toe warm, Dan." "Well, a drive, then, to the beach.” He brought his car to a stop In the parking lot beside the Chinese Theater, and Anne said, as they turned toward the lobby, that a drive certainly sounded more ap pealing. ' . « Sitting beside her In the theater, he watched her, and he kept her In his thoughts, paying scant at tention to the story that was un folding on the screen. Anne’s eyes shone with a happy, eager light, but otherwise she seemed calm and cool. Anne, be thought, always seemed that way. The day had been hot—it was the middle of May now—and Anne had bees un der a strain; but she looked as cool and fresh as though she had stepped out of an electric refriger ator to meet him. His own day had not gone eo well; , nothing seemed to go well nowadays at Continental, with Mar tin Collins gone over to the Amal gamated lot and Adamson on the warpath with ope of his periodical campaigns for economy. Rorimer, looking at Anne win ter, watching the little smile play ing on her Ups, was glad for her sake that she had no Adamson to contend with. A screen test day after tomorrow* . . . He was proud of her. ... He thought: “And she did It by herself, too—no pull.” OF course, therO had been a word or two from Carry Sloan, and Presently Anne began to dance. Lightly and easily . • • • rage, a direct popular vote for presi dent and vice president, a sound cur rency and encouragement of immi gration. In the ensuing election, the party’s candidates received but 5,607 votes. The organ of the Prohibition party, The Voice, was established Septem ber 25,1884, and published in Chicago. Spain’s inhabitants purchase auto mobiles and trucks at a rate of about 30,000 a year. a word from Sloan went a long way. . . . Well, any time a mere extra girl could cateh the eye of the great Sloan the girl must have something. "And Anne has,” Rorimer thought, and he laughed a little guiltily as Anne turned her head and confronted him. She said, "Are you looking at the picture or not?” "Tea" he said, grinning "It's greats Isn’t it?” “You're incorrigible, Dan Rori mer." "I'm nothing of the kind,” he whispered*. “I’ve been doing noth ing but sitting here being proud of you in a big way. You can't hate me tor that, can you?" He thought: - "I wonder If X ought to tell her about the row I had with Adamson today? I sup pose not; she'd think I was crasy. And maybe I am.” But later that evening he told Paul Collier. He and Collier had been living together for some time how, in an apartment oft Holly wood Boulevards a-short distance east of Vine Street. First, though, he, drove Anne out to Santa Monica, and they sat In the cooling wind that blew off the water and watched the ocean and talked. "Remember the other night we were out here, Anne?” Anne nodded. Bhe said she thought she could remember every thing they bad talked about that night, even though It was three months ago. 'Today was an eventful one. Anna ... X suppose you've never regretted moving in with Mona and Eva, have you?" The look that Anne turned on him held a question. "We've been very happy together. They've kept me from being lonely, and I hate DAILY MENUS Sunday Breakfast: Melon, spinach omelet, crisp waffle with butter. Lunch: Combination salad of let tuce, tomatoes, celery and cucumbers. Dinner: Tomato and celery soup, roast pork, carrots roasted with meat, small green peas, salad of head let tuce, baked apples. Monday Breakfast: Oatmeal, cooked one how and served with butter or cream, but no sugar. Lunch: String beans, buttered beets, celery and ripe olives. Dinner: Salisbury steak, baked stuffed tomatoes, artichoke salad, prune whip. Tuesday Breakfast: 'Grapefruit upon aris ing, coddled eggs, Melba toast, stewed raisins. Lunch: Melon. Dinner: Roast veal, Melba toast 'dressing, spinach, escalloped celery, salad of grated raw carrots with parsley, ice cream (small portions). Wednesday " French pineapple, cottage cheese. Lunch: Salad of aples, celery, ripe olives and pecan nut meats. Dinner: Broiled fillet' of sole, * baked squash and tomatoes, salad of crisp raw spinach leaves (shredded), Jello or Jell-Well. Thuriday Breakfast: Melon, poached egg on toasted, Shredded Wheat Biscuit. Lunch: Large glass of tomato Juice. Dinner: Vegetable soup, roast beef, string beans, creamed cucumbers, salad of chopped raw cabbage and watercress, apricot whip. Friday Breakfast: Berries with cream, broiled bacon, Melba coast. Lunch: Fresh fruit (all desired of one kind). Dinner: Baked halibut, cooked let tuce, steamed carrots with parsley butter, salad of sliced tomatoes, no dessert. loneliness. I’m—afraid of it . . . Why. do you ask?” Dan said he didn't know exactly. "Unless it's because I was thinking of Eva. I’m rather sorry for Eva, Anne; she seems so cheerless.” "Not all the time,” Anne cor* rected, and Dan, looking up at the star-strewn sky and smoking, said it was his guess that Eva at one time or other must have been badly broken up over a love affair. "Because,” he explained, "she’s so—oh, I don’t know—so defensive when men are around. Paul Col lier said the same thing about her. She doesn’t have very much use for men, does she?” “Eva likes you,” Anne told him, evasively, and Dan nodded solemn ly and admitted that Eva once had told him that "But I think.” he added, "that Eva had measured me in her mind for some time; weighing me in the balance, you might say.” He laughed. "And why, do you sup pose?” “Why?” Anne asked. • • • Dan said, T think Eva had your Interest In mind. In some ways she reminds me of a njother hen; she seems so fiercely protective of Mona, and you, too. I think Eva was trying to make up her mind whether 1 was the right kind of young man for little Anne Winter to associate with.” Anne laughed. "Now you’re be ing silly again, Dan Rorimer.” "You doa’t mean that at all; there was absolutely no conviction In the way you said It,” he accused her, and Anne made no answer. Dan said, "In a sense, Eva’s quite a comfort to me. I'm a little wor ried about you myself, and with Eva around to cast a critical eye over the competition, it’s—well. It’s something for my peace of mind.” Anne, snuggling down in her seat and still smiling, at him, said: "Can’t you ever be' serious?” "All you have to do to find out,” he said, "Is to give me a little en couragement,” and he looked away from her and took another clgarst from the package In his pocket Anne said, with a provocative lit tie laugh: "Yeah?” * "Yeah,” he answered. “And 1 wish you wouldn’t use slang. It’s not becoming In a young lady on her way to stardom, and under the present circumstances It’s quite un romantic.” He thoughts -It would serve you right If I kissed you here and now for saying that,” hut he remembered with unpleasant vividness, and a certain amount of hurt pride, what had happened on the one occasion that he had tried It; and he knew a stiff-necked de termination not to try it »g a< » un less the invitation was 7 unmistak able. Eva and Mona were sleeping when Anne got back to the bunga low. but Rorimer, when he re turned to his apartment, found Paul Collier seated before his port able typewriter and turning out copy In a cloud of pipe smoke. Collier looked up shortly ats Dan’s entrance and turned back to his work. "Come In, son,” he said, "and tell papa all the news.” Dan felt a malicious satisfaction in the knowledge that Collier would be Jolted out of his Jocular casualness within a brief second. He said, and he began leisurely to remove his coat: “I tore up my contract today, papa. How’s that for news?” (To Be Continued) • HERE/tTOI/OURi HEALTH /tv Dr FffAWC * X c «ir nw niTtwn imnr Al Mpriaa HmM. «| Dm «• U HMdl' «* MJwmJ mi to «MLj '■OtdkMiiakMMAiMrflknK^ Saturday Breakfast: Trench omelet, whole wheat waffles with butter and smffl amount of maple syrup. Or. McCoy will gladly answer personal questions on health and diet addressed to him, care of The Tribune. Enclose a stamped addressed envelope for reply. Lunch: Cantaloupe ala mode. Dinner: Broiled lamb chop*, as paragus, beets, salad of shredded rd(* cabbage and pineapple, watermelon. *Baked squash and tomatoes: Wash and trim out stem ends of summer or Italian squash (zucchini). Shoe afcd fill the bottom of a basing dish. Peel good sound tomatoes oy dipping into boiling water or holding over a flame until the skin pops, when It may be slipped off without wasting any of the pulp. Place a layer of the sliced tomatoes over the squash. Continue with alternate layers, with a sprin kling of chopped parsley with each, until the dish Is filled, using a gen erous amount of Melba toast crumbs over the top. Bake in a moderate oven for about 20 minutes, and serve in baking dish, dotted with butter. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Glands and Overgrowth / Question: Ann H. asks: “What makes some people grow abnormally tall and have very large bones? Is it because they eat too much of food containing certain elements, or do the glands have something to do with it?” Answer: It is natural for some people to be very tall, and does not seem to be due to any special foods. If the growth appeors after maturity, it is usually caused by some disorder of the ductless glands, usually the pituitary. Eggnogs Question: E. L. M. asks: "An eggnogs good for a person doing sedentary work, and who is under weight? If so, when Is the best time to take them?” - Answer: Eggnogs, being made of raw eggs and milk, are always a bad combination. One should never take such food in an effort to gain weight, as more trouble will only develop from such a stuffing process with foods in bad combination. Sweating Hands Question: J. L. K. writes: “I have been troubled with my hands sweat ing. Will you please publish a cure for this?” Answer: sweating of the hands is generally a sign of some nervous disorder. If you will search out the cause of your trouble you will no doubt find that your originates from dietetic errors and lack of exercise. If you will get up a good sweat every day this will help materially in throwing out irritating impurities which may be causing your nervousness. i BARBS "Football” should be spelled with capital letters this season. Just for the sake of over-emphasis. A writer wonders what would be come of financial and business ex perts if it were not for Gen. Trend and Maj. Turn. He should not f<*C get Gen. Motors. Jim Davis, candidate for senator id Pennsylvania, tooted a clarinet In the old home band the other day. On the assumption, perhaps, that next to promises, music is best to soothe the voter. According to the latest yachting dope, the Shamrock will find it Is In for no bargain sail. Motor cars of the future, predicts an engineer, will be equipped with wings. As though they don’t fly fast enough as they are. A "talkie” with dialog entirely ty sign language has been filmed for deaf mutes. At that we’ll wager it won’t be as dumb as many "talkies” we’ve seen. [Copyright, flfeo, NEA Service. Inc.) "In its true sense, science Is the one proper positive expression of Christianity that the world has yet seen.”—Professor John Mac Murray * * * “A friend asked me recently if I had seen the new Hoover flag, when I said I hadn't, he turned an empty pocket inside out and annMim.fr ‘That’s it* "—Senator James A. Reed! “I’m rather tired of rights. I'd love to have a- few privileges.”— Mary Lathrop. noted woman lawyer. "I am Scotch-Irish of Dish-Scotch depending upon what company I am in.”—Sir Thomas Upton. ElapppL fanny Says The modern girl eaa talk rlnn • mmd the third Unger tf her left * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Quotations * * * * * *