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10 SIDE GLANCES - - - By George Clark “IFs going to be so much easier, now that the judge has given me the care of the children.” NOW YOU TELL ONE NO GAMBLING “Our preacher is so strict he won't even perform a marriage ceremony. ’ “Good gracious! Why?” “He says that his conscience won’t permit him to take part in any game of chance.”—Answers. ADVANCE IN NECKING Port Wayne News-Sentinel: They used to cry on your shoulder. Now they jump on your neck. Mr. Doak is determined to deport holdup men. but probably won't both er those w T ho charge SBS for an apart ment like this. DO YOU GET IT? “I hope, Jones.” said his employer, “that you are saving at least half of what you get.” “Well, sir. said Jones. “T would, but the fact is that I don't get as much as that.”—Tit-Bits. But how could baffled parents shift their responsibility to somebody else if there were no colleges? IT WON’T BE LONG NOW New Yorker: "So you're a moon shiner?” remarked the interested tourist. The lanky moonshiner drew him-j self up haughtily. ! “Mister, you got me wrong,” he as-, serted. “Since pro-hi-bition, w'euns calls ourselves irrigation engineers.” j I HOPELESS YOUTH Daughter: But, daddy, why do you object to my becoming engaged? Js it because of my youth? Father: Yes. he’s hopeless.—Path finder. HEED THE MORAL Shady Garage. Proprietor: How much did you charge him on his car? Mechanic: Fifty dollars, sir. “What was the matter with his en gine?” “No gasoline, sir.”—Passing Show. Daily Cross-word Puzzle . . Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle «. Obstisale 1* Was defeated M 6. Greek letter *• Decorates *• "‘"I? Z° r m fS|P'A|sßuTsrA[6|ElßL!AlsTf] *• M! B V,°2 ,C * man s ssr* r~T"nr"/T^BisiTirujr "a” ■Ti^hT'rr f? - ilia u* o* ment L A]M]AWRTOiM A NJ)|||A MO R 6. Horry jj-f.S 0 ’'.,., on O|R O!LiOiG YliS T liPIU L E »• At bom. foot RBBRjEBBF E EiTnBS E E 9. ornament II- Arabian sea- IMI I lllllijml I RpF~I“M »*• «e‘racte4 It. Befall. !!: StS?S leis|s:enlsllla~rM6[aM ij- X"» 19. Chiefly A 5|T E Knack p !i !nibn vTemms[p eTnupTeTrl ;t y id 9tr§o ° S 3! Isle: French |SIN|O|WMI Mh aIII T'i 2«I Narrators >4. Massacbnselts WWwg ■ . Map M ■, 1 „ ITbg ■ ■ cape name **• Slake a mis* A N|J|T A E[E 88. ujpay pocket* !?. Mandards of RE jC T|Q R I |C|K E R 30. Ancient .. perfection A RiE AHT EIPII IDIHaIE fTo 32. Tonng devil 29. Sian of the 'r - «!c xßpliTrrmcßfTf D \/c" 34 ‘ Hawaiian food inilnltlf* ILiOSITMfcIPH ITISMPIK Y S 87. Throws Ilf hi* SI. tvitbdrow ly ?.?■ i >r !T # * l **? 93. Western M. Knunre ol in. Acid frnlt • !j * Indian renl* Indian three 18. Scarcely 84. SbeVf above «’ ITwSS'nfcSSi* 0 * S< Anc,ent * ,aT * «. KK""* a fireplace hydrophobia s6< polsonons 44. Heliold! 88. Peculiar !*• Parent serpent 45, That Ist 29. High mono. 48. Famous lover 87. Bushy clumps abbr. tain 80. Motion pic* . 41, KeDalr ♦l. Brightest star ture star DOWN 4;. <; o ,| 0 f war In a eonstella* 83. Become 1. Rounded 49. Female .keep tlon 83. Brazilian appendage 81. River: 41. Note of the money of 8. Baking Spanish •cole account chamber 83. Sun god ' | 2 | 3 \ 4 HK 1* 1 7 UK' f h\" - *3 mt MI is nr Win /f 20 -111 2! I Jig 23" jpfr ■ ts'w iiff w wtaTu W/M f/m ' 3 I 32 |S|33 ~tr TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE REFRIGERATION MENACE Trumbull Cheer: A policeman was ’ walking his beat in a residential dis trict when a badly battered house-to . house salesman rushed up to him. “Say officer,” he panted, pointing to a redhead iceman who had just climbed on his wagon. “I want that man arrested. Just look what he did to me!” ■! Stalking majestically into the street, the policeman waved the ice wagon to halt, and demanded, “Did you hit this man?” “Oi did.” was the shameless reply. “What for?” “Alienation av affections,” replied 'the iceman. “He sold Bridget Nolan’s { missus wan av thim electric icc , I boxes.” ’ I CUSTOMARY J “If you die first, dear, you’ll wait : for me on the other shore, won’t I you?” asked the wife. I "I suppose so,” sighed the husband. l‘T never went anywhere yet without I having to wait for you.”—Pathfinder. I If the people you know seem dumb : perhaps you are smart. Or perhaps : you aren’t privileged to associate j with others because they think you | dumb. j New doctors say nothing but germs j can give you a cold, but how do germs j know when you are in a draft? j Americanism: Shuddering at the thought of butchery in Russia; lynch ing twenty-five within a year here at home. GOOD SUBSTITUTE Chicago News: It was the first I donkey small Egbert, 4, had ever seen and he had teased to ride him around the mountain camp until the boy's mother was driven to near-dis tract ion.” “Father, for goodness sake, she said at last, "give him a ride on your back I to satisfy him.” FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS In Trouble By Blosser MOM’N POP The Morning After! By Cowan ♦ SALESMAN SAM A Sport By Small BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Ask Tip—He Knows! By Martin THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE. THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 1931 THE GUMPS-PAGING MRS. ZANDER GASOLINE ALLEY—RELATIVITY