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TIPS FOR PRINCE HENRY.
Dlnhrlaplrl Comment, on (hr Kill trr'a Ailvlrr Hi 111m llrfitlirr. I). ninUelHpli'l, per rloorjri' V. IIlnrt. Iiqh written fnr tin New York .luiiriml llio fullnwiiiR ImrlPiKine Imnk r'xii'U oil I'rliico Ih'tiry'i vlalt to Mils (nun try: "A Few Hints lo Henry." wroii- py Knlwr Wlllielni. atitliorli!uiMr uf ".Me." n largo book In alusty f n vol tiinPH. Aim) lor IiiiIUIit uf "li'i- IhkiU ciillI "t." vloh In n m-cUwII to "Me." "A t'tvr J I 1Mb to Henry" Is n muter vtin uf tleni utroiie iniHlern romanee viirc tlar authorahtpiKT knows ot ln Ih l.nlklns nboulU. ImkI Cornet h to abenk lil. Drr a twice jtlfen on iIIh Ixiok shows dot (tor ours uf ilcr writer lmf Ih'pii ccawlrtljicly close to dor loupe tlstauco tellyfoiic for m.'fcrn! uokM Intply. How- efcr, led u return to ur mutton chop. ns dor French w.'tw pwU hi: OHATlTKIt VfN Meln I.letwr llelnrlch-You vlll find New York n large, vlilii ttJare full mlt nervom rallroml rlni und vKKstiloslva rornorn- Hons. Awohl ilnw corjwratlons, Helnrlch Dey toll nod. neader do dy spin, lout you rnnnod tell vol minute dey vlll ko ub In Uer air. I vould nod vlnli to nee you lie romo n human tljintr machine. ttcKssi dully no far avny from home vara I could nod Vfttoh der PKR'perlmeiit CHATITKIl ZWKI. Meln I.leber Helnrlch Ven you meet ub mlt Chay I'lerpont Morgan, smile wllte fully, but keep der left hand Ilrmly on your till. Ven you ceil to America, your title vlll be abould der only ding vlcli Chny I'lerp doeii noil control. Chny I'lerp vlll undoubtlncty shenk to you dus: "Helnrlch. you hnf a larse suit! I vould like to lmf an option on Id. I dink I could nklndlrnte dot suit!" You vlll slx-ak der answer dm: "Your name vnn h household vord vnrefer dnre U a house to us Id In. bud an Shookn Ienre snys Id. '1'nrtlitK ! uh avaat sor row dot I onunod part mlt my ault undll tomorrow!' " Ula vtll r. a latig-h aure Dn yon can bow und retire, bud be c.irrful In so dnlnx dot your avord dors noil ulot der nrtlcleit uf Incorporation vlch vlll be lying araunt. cHAUTKn onm. Meln Lleber Helnrlch Ven you meet ub mlt Lewie Nixon. Chunlor, pud der rlKht hand nfer der heart und mlt der left hand on der small uf der luck any to him, "Ieula. belief me. you look der parti" If der ehoea vlrh If la varlng look n leedle too huge for him. a beak Id nod. "unii rninT.sn dot vor doan'd know vor it'Si:Y is ii.u rou. Itemcmber nlvas, Hflnrlch. dat eggaperl' ctiL-e und eggaperlmenls vna d-r only dluga vlch vlll bring nnnuder man's ahoes closer und nearer to der feet a uf him dot now ven re dem. Den you vlll clevnte der fnco tovnrd der celling und aay, "Hoch der THiuniauy' Dot vlll inuko it hit a urn. Mlt deee vnnls you vlll took a cubble of pulla on der pipe uf peace und bacl: uh ouid tif der vlgvnm. V'ihI. Helnrlch, remember, nod more den n cubble uf nulla efeu on der iwace pipe. America has too tunny loud amolturo us Id Is. CIIADTKU VIBIt. Moln I.leber Helnrlch Vn you meet ub mlt Vlllum Tnintfer Cherome, Incline der cyea allghtly forvanl und keeh der left bund on der avonl mltould Interinlaalon. In die caae Id la noil vot la, bud vol nviy bo. CIlADTKIt FEMTt'. Meln Lleber Helnrlch Ven you meet ub mlt Antrow Carnegie, act ytisl Ilka chontleman dot lia nefer been on der In. side uf a pupllc library. Und pretend dut you doun d know vot money la uaed for. lilt A ii trow ill a vlll be n knnckould aural For ofer ten yenra Antfew has ncfer nboken to n man. voman or child vlch dlt noil dink Id ndvlenblo to pinch n few bills off lil roll. Der Idea uf a stranger strik ing to him mltould a dealra to helb Antrew apend his money vlll be a terrific shock, hud do Id mlt Cherman tact, und doan'd led Id prove fatal. To be contlntiatloned.) Dnre vas many more chnbters In (lis book, unit all uf dem shows der vlsdom uf Vlllum. If Helnrlch follows closely In tier footsteps uf his brother's ntwlcc, be vlll be a large success sure. Ttie r.oao nt (tin Cnrnnntlnn, Queen Alesnnura has expressed a dealre that the English peeresses shall order their coronation robes in Eng land, the Scottish iH'oressos In Scot land and the Irish peeresses in Ireland us far ns they can make It convenient. She Is also desirous that tbo rose, as tho typical English Mower, shall be worn on coronation dny. AVIiimi Hnox-x-lt Cur to Court. Winn Princess Alice ko' to court, DresHl In lur crimson roben, I trow They may lie Kind who Kthr tlwro To Rlre the wtern girl a nhow, Anil nt that have th (irlda of king Ami bow to none that truil the eurth Wo who shine but for what wa Jo, Slnco we aro all of raal birth May bo assured that all the world Shall hear a fair ami proud report In re the dauiihter of the wt. Winn Princes Alloc goes to eourt. They say that she will hove no crown; Ah. but they err, for she will wear The fairest, proudest crown of all That may bedeck the proud heads there. Upon her brow the diadem Of liberty will llehtly rest. KnnoblltiB and distinguishing The royal daughter of the west, And thrice shnll he bo honored who Kxtends his arm for her support. Though scion of u hundred kings, Wlipn PrlncpMa Allfo irnes to court. " . y How pitiful will they appear . Among the lessor subject there Who cngcrly '-ave wedded for The foolish titles that they bear! She. radiant daughter of the west. Hhall stand befora them free and proud, A cynosure for all, while they Ilemaln unnoticed In the crowd, And we that are as kings uncrowned, Hy birth required to report (To Ood alone, may point with prlda When Princess Alico goes to court. 1 -B. E. IClser In Chicago ltecord-Uoral i 1 ini 1 al m . U .1 m i min a k una a mm 1 m to wnmen U a ter-n ..' ii ' liv anxiety. terlo i i . i.Kh- t ( J f i ' vx t.v ' M.MM. , V. . U ..III. iui, wiua 1 1 eer chaniritiKi 4 wit h t h c . ml n f r " neeettirvt uluM' rthtl ere Comet cal.n nirf, slvir, recuperati .n. MOTHER'S FRIEND 4 dlrain''ie the pain a rorapanyln? matem. Itv. Withntai Im -'hen .anbnnghealthr bt)i. awect dmp"itined babiei and Ideal babletmtothe wurM. Takeaway tha nain of chitdiiirth and you have bllai and ecatacy. ii in hi; imn. as. aoro orwi9is ana excru ciating paint rauted oy the gradually e panning organ, are relieved Dy tnu r marnaoie ao.itnmg tialm Anion? the mamfnM aid to rhlMhlrlh Molhar'm Frland ha grown In nooular- Ity and gained a prestige among r u n women atwell aapon Itiaimtnl and welcomed In the marulon a well at the eatiln. Children, fttronir lntellnetuatlv ami nhvte. ally It n duty every pregnant woman owes oclety. iiy leMenmi; ine mother' agony of mind inddimlnlthinenain n beautiful induance It wrought upon the child, and Inttead of peev lih, ill-tempered and tickly forma you have laughing humanity that remaina a blettlng aver after to vu and ita country. Try a $1 bottle. Druggittt everywhere tell Mother' I'rlend Write ui for our troa book "Motherhood," THG URADFIR1.D REflUUTOR CO., Atlanta, a a. FREE MASONS IN JERUSALEM. North America to be Represented at Meeting at King Solomon's Quarries. Jerusalem. March .. The White Star line steamer Celtic, having on board Son American tourists, destined for this city, arrived at Jaffa yester day aftornoon. One hundred Freema sons, representing every grand lods In North America, will hold a meeting at King Solomon's quarries under tho auspices rf the lloyal Solomon mother lodge of Jerusalem. A Woman's Word of Praise. Neosho Falls. Kan.. Nov. 13. 1901. Pepsin Syrup Co.. Montlcello, 111. Dear Sirs: For nlmost lUteon years I suffered from Indigestion and Inst winter thought I would die, when my doctor. Dr. A. J. Liourance. of tills place, advised mo to try Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin, which I did. nnu two bottles cured me. It not only relieved me, but it cured me ho tltat 1 have not been troubled since. If any one should offer me $5(0 for the good Syrup Pep sin has done me I would not think of tahlng It In. No one can take your modi cine without being convinced of Us more titan wonderful cures. I recom mod it to nil my friends ns a laxative and stomach remedy. .Yours with gratitude, Mrs. J. MORGAN. Sold by V. H. Frnmo, Ardmore and ..ladill. Having been shot In one wing Gen. DoWet will hnve some dllllculty In Hying over the hills. More Is clnimod for tho Whlto Ele phant buggy, moro Is oxpected of them and those who purchaso them are novor dlsappolntod. They aro absolute ly tho best buggy on the market 2'i-tf WILLIAMS, CORIIN & CO., Sole Agents The Chlnosc nro in open rebellion at Kwank Si and Nan King. They an also In revolt ut Ping-Pong. A Printer Greatly Surprised. "1 novor was so much surprised In mv life, as I was with tho result ot using Chamberlain's Pain Halm," says Henry T. Crook, pressman oi me ash- evltle (N. C.) Gazette. "I contracted a severe case of rheumatism early last winter by cettlng my foot wet. I tried several thlncs for It without boneflt One day while looking over the Ga zette. I noticed mat rain naim was positively guaranteed to euro rheu mutism, so bought a bottle of it and before using two thirds of It my rheu matism had taken its night and I have not had n rheumatic pain since.' Sold by W. 11. Frame. F. J. Uaiusey. Wireless telegraphy may knock out some or the cable schemes inai are IHilntlug in the direction of Manila. Deafness Cannot be Cured. hv local niHillcntions ns they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to euro deafness and that by constitutional remedies. Deafness Is caused by nn Inllamed con dition of the mucuos lining o fthe Eustachian tube. When this tube Is In- llnmed you havo a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing and wnen it is en tirely closed, deafness Is the result nnd unless the Inflammation can be taken out. and this tubo restored to Its normal condition, hoarlng will bo dostroyed forcver;nlno cases out of ten aro caused by catarrh, which Is noth ing but nn Inllammed condition ot the mucous surfaces. We will give Ono Hundred Dollars for any case of deafness ( caused by atarrh) that cannot bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. J. P. Cheney & Co.. Toledo, o, Sold by Drliwlsts, 75 cents, Hall's Family Pills are the best. Foley's Honev and Tar fQ-chUdrea.sjfe.sure. No oplMtes..w- lnner and Donner, STAR MAIL ROUTE LINES. Ardmore to TUhomlnrjo. I Leave Ardmoro 8:20 a.m. Arrive Provonco 10:20p.m. DurwooJ 11: 30 a.m. Karl 12:30 p.m. 1 Mnnnsvllle 1:30 p.m. Norton 3:00 p.m. Ilavla 5:30 p.m. Tliliotnlngo 7:00 p.m. I.onvo dally oxcopt Sunilny. Ardmore to Madlll. Leave Ardmor .. 7:30 a.m. Arrive Hoxbar 11:00a.m. Wllion 12:30 p.m. McMillan 2:30 p.m. 1 Tyler 3:30 p.m. Wonvorton 4 MS p.m. Oakland C:30p.iA. 1 Mmllll C:00p.m. I.onve dally oxcent Sunday. Ardmore to Healdton. oave Ardmore G:30a. m. lArrlvo Ixine Grove 8:30 a.m. Hewitt 10:30 a.m. HoalHton 12:30 p.m. Leave dally oxcopt Sunday. Ardmore to Simon. Leave Ardmore 7:00 a.m. Arrlvo Hrock 9:00 a.m. Chcok 10:00 a.m. Simon 12:00 m. Loovo dally oxcopt Sunday. Star Route malls close promptly on leaving time. FOR NORTHWEST SETTLEHS. The Burlington's Very Low Rates. Evory day during March and April. 1002, very low one-way Colonists' rales by the Burlington Route, as fol lows: Kansas City to Portland, Tacoma, Seattle and Puget Sound points, $25. On. Tq Spoknno and surrounding terri tory, J22.50. To Butte and Helena district. $20.00. For exact rates to Intermediate and branch territory, consult nearest tick et agent, or write the undersigned. "Tho Hurllngton-Northern Pnclfl- Express" Is tho groat time-saving train, carrying through coaches, through chair cars and through tour ist sleepers, to Duttc, Helena, Spo kane, Puget Sound and Portlannd. From Denver to the Northwest. Tho Uurllngton has fast service via Hillings In connccctlon with "The Burlington-Northern Pacific Express." Burlington's Fast Denver Train. To St. Paul and Minneapolis. Fast trains leave Kansas City 9:35 p. m., arriving uouvor 3: 15 p. m. next day. Another Denver train leaves Kansas City 10: 40 a. m. Doublo dally fnrough chair cars, sleepers, dining cars. Best Line East-Bound. Doublo .dally train service Kansas City to the twin cities o! tho North, via Omiha and Sioux City. To Chicago. Famous "EH" leaves Kansas City nt 2:20 p. m., tuilvos Chicago 8:10 a. m. Double dntly sorvicc to St Louis. Do us the favor to write for rates, free printed. Illustrated descriptive matter. Let us advise you the least coiit of your trip. L. J. BRICKER, T. P. A., 823 Main St., Kansas City, Mo. L. W. WAKELEY, Gen'l Pass'r Agt., St. Louis, Mo. HOWARD ELLIOTT, Gen'l Mgr., St. Louis, Mo. Much pain and uncaslncsr caused by piles, sparing neither ago nor sex. Tablcrs Huekeyo Pile Ointment cures tho most obstinate cases. Price. DO cts. in bottle, tubes 75 c. W. IJ. Frame, Oily Drug Store. Havo you a cough? A doso of Hal- lard's Horehound Syrup will relieve It, Price 25 cents and 50 cents. W. .0, Frame, City Drug Store. ATTENTION! Confederate Veterans and Their Friends. Low rates to Dallas and return by the "Choctaw Houto" for the Reunion April 22nd to 2fith. -5t Farm for Rent. Throo hundred acres of pralrlo land, MULLEN & MULLEN'. 10 d&w tf Ardmore I. T STOCKERS AND FEEDERS Good smooth cnttlo always on hand. If In terosted, wilto Ponco & Murphy, El Paso, Texas. Hofor to Dun and Stnto National Hank. To allny palnr, subdue Inflammation heal foul sores nnd ulcers, the most satisfactory results aro obtained by nslng Ilallard s Snow i.inlment. l'rlco 25 cts. nnd 50 cts. W. P. Franfe, City Drug Store. "Choctaw Houto," host way to tho Dallas Reunion United Confederate Veterans, In April. 9-5t Pneumonia Follows a Cold. Hut never follows tho ttso ot Pol ey's Honey and Tar. It stops tho cough heals and strengthens the lungs and affords perfect security from an at tack of pnoumonla. Refuse substltu Frisco System. Has put on a now train Known as the OKLAHOMA LIMITED" between Ok- lahoma City and Kansas City. This 13 tho fastest and finest equipped train out of Oklahoma for Kansas City, St. Louis and Memphis. Tho "OKLAHOMA LIMITED" loaves Oklahomi City at 6:10 p. in., arriving at Kansas City 7:40 next morning, St. Louis C:3S p. m., and Momphis 5:00 p. m. It consists of bag cage car, tbreo (3) chair cars, and one (1) Pullman. Tho Pullman sleeper and ono chnir car goes through to ansas City without change, ono chnir car through to St. Louis, and one throuch to Momphis. Tbo return train leaves Kansas City 9:20 p. m arriving at Oklahoma City 10:55 a. m. Further Information regarding rates, tlmo otc, will bo cheerfully given by nny Frisco System Agent or tho under signed. II. F. DUNN. District Passenger Agent, Wichita, Kaunas. Ladies Read Ftiis, I will Warrant EVERY Case I Undertake For tho following Diseases: Female Weakness. Ulceration of tho Womb, Niclit Dreams, Xservous Weakness. Tumors without cutting, Syphilis. Eye, Ear, Throat and Lungs, Bad Breath and Tasto In Mouth, Sore Spots in Ohest. Tired and All-Gone Feelings, Fevers, OhlUs, Neuralirln, etc., otc. Also (JlseaM.'S of Children, I have cuied dozens of case In Ardmore and can euro you. 1 furnbh my own medicines. OR. HATTIB BUNION, M. O M. b 410 South Washington Placet Arc nior'.-, I. T. tf My oases gain at once AI'erfecMlealthBreadt CL'ILBS SCUMS BO(XU AND M.NDS Ka no-TUS.NA tltAUH HOUWtw Maaaurma'swm SPEIGLE'S BAKERY. 'Brain Bread" is superior iu quality nud taste to any other bread we have ever baked, and that's saying a grent deal. Purina "Brain Bread" coutains all the ele ments of Gluterean wheat the best grown, which insur es proper nourishment for ev ery part of your body; unlike most health bread, it's deli cious to the taste. Our trade is rapidly increasing because we bake Purina "Brain Btead" fresh every day. A trial loaf will convince you of the truth. J. H. SPEIGLE. i BgsY i t 5 assenger Service TEXA8. IB 4 IMPORTANT OATKWAYB 4 "Y tiotM ta unn piitiaas. 2 FAST TRAINS DAILY 2 t. St Louis, Chicago and the East.... rrou roxxjui testtbuijid blsetcu IAIS80KX Uf QX1IK Oil! (luU Tnh FASTEST TIME TO NEW ORLEANS (ooMaaaa sohidulis). odlt un nnriJQ theodoh ooach& AID SLEEP EU WITHOUT CH158I. IMMHPAflABLK PULLMAN BLKKPCM Alt TOURIST CAR SiaVIC ! CALIFORNIA romvm,T NO OnAMO. Ksaaitic CUlr Oirt (BoU I'm) DsU; ST.UUIS, MEMPHIS" ELPASO ( say Tloksl Agsnt, or vrtte a. r. irons, ti, ho ipst, rt ran. nx UB.TMKXI, K. T, TTUIL Till 1 1 IfJtlIT. t1h9si1tMBkXlr . DALLAS. TKX. CURE YOURSELF ! I'm Plx 41 for uniutural mic!irBr..inaamiutiiooi irritlloo or ulcr.tlon vt mucom mtmbr.o 1'jlnlMt, .n'l not sittlu aRQt oi poitonoui, Mild by DmrcliU, or nt In pi. In wrpf"' hr rirr.. prpll, f. Il.ni. . r a tottlr., u.rj. CITY SCAVENGER Prompt attention wil be given to all Sanitary work. Notify me thro the postoff ice. Box 704 BOB McGHEE. 1. 1 " I ir.!R rr (-...ltd,,.. A Successful Farmer A Successful Carpenter, a Successful Workman Must Have Good, Reliable Tools t For the farmer we have absolutely $ the best brands of wagons and j agricultural implements. & The builder or carpenter will find us with everything he needs in the J hardware li For the professional man and ev- erybody else we sell the White Elephant buggy, best on earth. 4g We supply your homes with the x C ..r " I 4- r, f4-.mo nnrl V ictinuuo 01 idi anything you s Our prices and inn i iimp nnnui o. nn Quart Bottles. It has been used for thirty years the cure of in Scrofula, Rheumatism, In digestion, Nervo usn ess, Neuralgia, Catarrh, Anemia, Female Troubles, Eruptions, Insomnia, Salt Rheum, nnd Similar Complaints. Sold by all druggists at one dollar for a full quart bottle. Take no substitute. MADE ONLY BY THE MICHIGAN DRUG CO., Detroit, Mich. for Sale Free Through Reclining Chair Cars Texas, Oklahoma, Indian Territory and THE WEST. Double Daily Service MEMPHIS,,0Tho EAST and SOUTHEAST. Pullman Buffet Sleeping Cars. New Solid VrstlbuPd Train.. Unequaled Sent, Jules. Perfect Servlco. THC ORIT UNt TO THE J0UIHI41I WITH HOTRimrH AT MIM'HII rr .11 Inform.llon t.li ui llek.l ttl f nj ln, or 4ift$ I.l.Hirt,T.P.i.. .. Dillil, Tti. Jit. V. Tttt.rl, T..t., Okliktmi, 0.T, 6i. N. Lt.G.M T.A., Uttla li.k. (.ci wan siuyco aim may need in tinware. terms will please. Bonl Complain about poor health if you won't spend one dollar to secure a full quart of that panacea for all the usual ills by City Drug Store. S3 MfJ N