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Artfmor, Thursday, October 12, 1905.
THE DAILY AnDMOrtErrfc. aEven COLLECTED CONUNDRUMS. What black thing enlightens tho world? Answer Ink. Ntunc something with two heads and one body. Ans. A barrel. Why lg broad like tho sun. Ans. necnuso It rises trom fho yeast. "What Is that which Is lengthened by being cut at both ends? Ana. A ditch. WTiat coat 1b finished without but tons and put on wet Ans. A coat of paint. "Why can't King Edward bo burlod In Scotland? Ans. Becauso ho Isn't dead. II you were to ride a donkey what frail would your reuumblo? Ann A pair. What Is tho best and cheapest light, especially for palntes? Ana Daylight. What 1b tho cheapest foatur of tho face? Ans. Nostrils, two for a cent (Bocnt). If Dick's father bo John's son, what relation Is Dick to John? Ans. i.,s grandson. 1 What Is It that has neither flesh nor blood, yet hau four lingers nnd n thumb? Ans. A glove. What la It that no one wishes to havo nnd yet when he hna It ho does not wUh to Iobo It Ans. A bald head. Why should a housekeeper never put the letter M Into her refrigerator? Ans. Hecause It would change Ice In to mice. How many soft boiled egga could a giant eat on nn empty stomach? Ans. One, for after that his stomach wouldn't bo empty. Which would vou rather thnt a lion Mo you or n tiger? AnB. Why, you would rather that the lion ate the ti ger, of course. II r. Digger, Mm. Bigger and Daby Digger, which or this Interesting fam ily In tho biggest, and why tho big Kent? Ans. Daby Bigger, because uo Is n little bigger. v Some Seasonable Advice. It may bo a pleco of suporflous ad vice to urge people nt Ilk 1b season of tho year to lay In a supply of Cham berlain's Cough ltcmedy. It Is almost auro to bo needed before winter Is over, nnd much more prompt and sat Isfnctory results are obtained when taken as soon as a cold Is contracted anil before It ha3 becomo settled In tho cystem, which can only be dono by kcovlng tho remedy at hand. This remedy Is so widely known and so al together good that no one should hes itate about buying It In proferenco to any other. It Is for salo by P. J. Ham soy, W. 11. Framo, Bonner & Bonner, and Ardmoro Drug Co. BANKRUPTCY NOTICE. Wo hnve often wondered if doctoa use a fork when they cut people up. You can apply ManZan Inside, right where- tho pain Is. It Is put up In collapsible tubes with nozzlo attach ment for introducing it. ManZan stops pain instantly nnd cure3 nil kinds of blind, bleeding, itching and protruding piles. Sold by City Drug Store. Wo dont know why they aro called weo-more waists. There isn't nny more to see. Why suffer with your kidneys? Tho dlHcovory of Kldney-Kttes has proved a blessing to thousands of kidnoy suf ferem who have been rostorod to per fect health. Theso tablets drivo th.5 desase germs otit of the systom and we urge nil sufferers to glvo this Kclontldc nnd successful kidney rem edy a trial. 2Cc. City Drug Store, W B. Frame, prop. FOR SALE 2 nice largo residence lots i southwest Ardmoro, each $1250 1 lot in west part of city S450 One-half block, on west Main street S1U00 now 5-room house with bath n I city water, two blocks of L..d of lice S2500 A new modern home near the new library $5000 "room house aud barn, corner lot, O street, northwest, $2,250: half cash, balanco live years, 0 per cent interest. 4-room house, 0th avenue, northwest, $1250; half cash, bal anco $10.50 per month. 110 acres intermarried surplus southwest of Ardinore, $12 per acre. See us before making loans. Public Stenographer and No tary in office. Phone 470. Office 3rd door South I'cbt Office. NEWLAND a KEMP. I W." P. POLAND, I ! LANDS. 1 Buys nnd sells land, makes (, tease poutraota, secures al- lotmentn for citizens, keep J flrstclaRB enrvoyor in office, , f work fjuarunteed. OHoe over I Pirat Notional Bank. k Wm, OoVEBS Carriage Repair Shop Illacksmltblni:, Woodwork, Painting and Trluimlnu. Heavy fori; Ink" nnd buriwutioelni; In connection. 201 Bad Broadway Ardmora, I, T. In tho United States Court for the Southern District, of Indian Territory. In tho matter of J. II. Logan & Co., J. II. Logan nnd Wm. Hogue, Individ ually, bankrupts, In bankruptcy. To the Honorablo Hosca Townsend, Judgo of tho District Court of tho United 8tatcs for tho Southern Dis trict of tho Indian Territory: J. H. Logan & Co., J. II. Logan and Wm. Hoguo, Individually, of Norton, In tho Southern District of tho Indian Territory, in said district, repctful ly represents that on tho 22nd tfay of June, 1905, last past, ho vraa 4ttly d Judged bankrupt ndr the acts of congress rolatlnc to bankruptcy; that he has duly surrendered all his prop erty and right of proporty, and has fully compiled with alt tho require ments of said oct9 nnd of tho orders of tho court touching his bankruptcy. Wherefore ho prays that ho may bo decreed br the court to have a full dlschargo from all debts provablo ngalnBt Ilia estato under said bank rupt nets, except such debts as aro oxcepted by law from dlschargo. Dated this 28th day of September, A. D. 1905. J. II. LOQAN &. CO. J. II. Ix)gnn nnd Wm. Hogue, Individ ually, Bankrupt. Southern District of the Indian Terri tory, ss. On this 28th day of September, A. D 190fi, on rending tho foregoing pet tit ion. It la ordered by the court that a hearing be hnd upon tho same on the 23rd day of October, A. D., 1905, beforo said court at Tishomingo, In snld Dutrict at 9 o'clock In tho fore noon, and that notice theroot bo printed In tho Ardnioreltc, a newspa per printed In said district, nnd that all known creditors and other persons In interest may appear nt the Bald time nnd place nnd show nuiae, if any they have, why tho prayer of said petitioner shall not be granted. And It Is further ordered by tho court that tho clerk shall send by mall to all known creditors copies of said petition and this order, addressed to them nt their places of rcBldcnco as stated. Witness, tho Honorable Hosca Townsend, judgo of tho Bald court, and tho Boal thereof at Ardmore, in said district, on tho 2Sth day of Sep tember. 1905. (Seal of tho Court) C. M. CAMPBELL, Clerk. IJy W. S. CnOCKETT, Deputy Clerk. First published Sept. 29, 1905. WARNING ORDER. In tho United StatoB court In the Indian Territory. Southern district. Lizzie Allison, plaintiff vs. A. J. Al lison, defendant. No. C33C. Tho defendant A. J. Allison, 1 warned to appear in this court In thirty days and answer tho complain of tho plaintiff. Llzzlo Allison. Witness tho Hon. Hosca Townsend Judgo of said court, and tho sea thereof, this 25th day of Sept. 1905. (Seal) C M'. CAMPBELL. Clerk. Uy W. S. CROCKETT, Deputy Clerk Brown & Turner, attorneys. Attorney far non-rcsldont, S. H. But It r First published September 25, 1905 WARNING ORDER. In th United S'.itos court in tho Indian Territory, Southern District- W. D. Durnnt, plaintiff, vs. Uosn Du rnnt. defendant. No. C33. Tho defendant Uosa Durnnt. Is warned to appear In tlila court In thir ty dnys and answer tho complaint of tho plaintiff, W. D. Durant. Witness the Hon. Hosea Townsend Judge of said court, nnd tho siii hereof, '.his 28th day of Sept 19tf.. (Sal) C. M. CAMPBELL. Clerk. By W. 3. CROCKETT, Deputy. Brov n & Turner. Attorneys. AttoYney for non-resident, S. H. Butler. First published, September 28, 1905. EXCEPTIONALLY DUPING OCTOBER TO KANSAS CITY Why stay at home? A trio now will do you a world of good, and the cost is trivial. For the Fall Fastivitias anil Piiests of Pallas Parade One faro for the round trip October 1 to 7, inclusive, tickets fjcod until October 9. For the Jincrimi Rtys Live Stock Show One faro, plus $2 Oil for the round trip, Oetobor 7 to 11, inclusive, tickets good until October 10. Any "Katy" Agent will gladly give you particulars as 7 to rates and train service, or address George Morton Gon'l Puss, and Ticket Agt. St. Louis, Mo. 1905 1 OS he; I Great noian Territory 1 r 1 ffv. more, Ind October 17, 18, BIG PUR Tfhf : u!A&aii;r.u; cisusssi ehzotecej vssssstsss ays, of Real Enjoy ment and Excitement y MaRe Your Arrangements to Attend this, the Greatest Show of Blooded StocK Ever Exhibit ed Within the Borders of the Great and Beautiful fsidian Territory, lacing Every Bay by Runners, Trotters and Pacers, -and by as fine Horses as -ever Graced The Turf. The Ardmore Fair Association For premium list and other information address, J. B. WALL, G. President. . STUART, Secretary. Kasbeen organized for the upbuilding and devel opment of the StocK and Agricultural Interests of the Indian Territory, and is supported by BanKers, Mer chants, StocKmen and Farmers of the ChicKasaw Nation. So let every admirer of Good Stocli give this institution their support. High Glass Amusements of Every Kind DURING THE FAIR Railroad excursion rates. Q., C. 4. 8. F. RY. Annual tr.roflni Kn AntlHnrso Thief Afwwlntlon, IAnpor la, Kun.r Oct. ICth k 18th. Unto $11.86. American noyw i.ivo stock Showa, KariMR nitv. Un rw. n. nn. Unto $11.45. I. O. fl. r.. flmnil rnrKMnml n v. , - -. iiMutliiiii,u, mill Ornnd xxlc nnd llobekah. Assembly, yjwm in J lain. Rate $9.33. Sc TlchK Arvnl inr nna irav .. orid clara coloaW pattw to points In ir rwnvm, bDl 13th to Oct. 30th. tv. a. UAHiiiEU Ticket AgcuL Rock Uland Excuriiom. Amnrlnnn Ilivul l.lu oinA. o KaiiNw City, Mo., Oet. 7th lo 11th. Wnlii 11 i It All-ywr tourist rates to itn 8prlliKa. Dato ol salo dallr rnU $17.70. One war Becond class colnnint to points In Uio northwest March l to amy lb, bent. 1 to Oct. 31. lnclimi. Ratn $27.45, $27.60 and $:i(). Y. A. DASHI1SLU TlcUot Agent St. L. & B. F. Ty. Amoilcnn Itoj-nl Uvo Stock Shows, hamms City. Ho., Ocl. 7Ui to 11th. Unto $14.40. Round trip excursion rntoa to Kurek SprlnRH, Ark., April 1 until furthor no tlco. Uatej $12.65 and $17.50. W. A. DABHIB! Ticket Axcnt. WARNING ORDER. In tho Unlttd States court In tho Indian Territory, Southern district: J. W. Stockton, plaintiff vs. Urchury Stockton, deefndant, No, 6331. Tho defendant I.uclndy Stockton, Is warned to appear lu this court In thir ty days and answer Uio convplalnt ot tho plaintiff, J. w. Stockton. Witness tho Hon. Hosca Townetiid, Judge of said court, nnd Uio seal thoro of, thla 11th day of Scptcmhcr, 1305. (Seal) C. II. .CAMPUEJU,, Clerk. Uy O. A. WBU-S, Doupty. Drown & Turner, Attorneys. Attorney for non-resident, 8. 11. But ler. Klr.it published, September 11, 1905. The Rest Doctor. Ror R. C. Hortoii, Sulplnir SprinKH, Tex , writes July 10th, 1002: "t havo 'inrd In my family Mallard's Snow I.ln Itr.ent and Horehound Syrup, ajid thoy Inve proved certainly satisfactory. The coiiRh syrup has been our doctor fer the last eljdil yearn." Sold )y V. IJ, Knime. THE BEST SERVICE IS OF1I1IIKI) It Y T11K Louisville & llasliville R, R, TO Till! :1ST and NORTHEAST Through Sleepers and Chair Cars Daily from Memphis to nnd CINCINNATI I'OU rUM, INFORMATION AS TO KATI'S, TIMK TAIII.nH. KTC AI'PI.V TO YOflt I.OCAI. AflUNTfi ,U, ADDHHH N. tB. MIRD, Trnr. Pan. AKt., I.lttlo Itocli Ark. QEST PASSEHGER SERtflCS IN 4 JMP0RTAN7 UATEVMVS A. PACinc Asfe mil I JOUDIC TO N5WIH JUCtTIOt Rupfrb Pullman Yestieul& SLEEPERS, Handsome Reclihino CiiAin Cars (SEATS FREE) ON ALL THROUGH TRAINS,. ONLY LINK WITH fnat inonilnii a.vl cvenlntf trulnf to Hf, hmiio mid the Kant. ONLY LI HE WITH Pullman Hloopor and hltrb bock fJcarrllf butt Couobcm throutrli (without ctKiiigo) to Now Orlouud, or.ili. ONIiY LINE WITH hnndBOmonowChrvb Cura through (without olmngi)) nails, to M, Loula, Moniplilj and El Yimh ONLY LINE V1TH a euvlm; of a hour t to Cullfornln. ONLY L'NE WITH Tourtat Hlooplo' Coru, jeml-weekli'.throuuhlwltrioiil chaniro) to Snu Vrnnolooo una fit. Louis. CICQANT PININO CAnO TO ST. LOUC 1ITHI "WaGSfiT EXPRESS1 E. P. TURf EH, 4Ul.), WsatNOia AND 'WAIT ALiVt rtiLUf. tax MEN Aril' WDMEfj, " j -vt tiit'inl .Ik M t tfUlAttU, irt.tAtioD or klr.rttloii4 of muooui Uifii.fr jtM. i "'!''' "1 "'itt or np( a vUm i;r A7 Multait. KSufritwiisCKFhienCo.