The Daily Ardmoreite. [volume], February 26, 1918, Image 6

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"Waan't it cold ' '.si night?"
"t'old? Why 1 was awakened y
llie noise of my wife's teeth chattur
'ng on the bureau."
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Spccl of Thread Don't Mr. Scis
sors talk a lot of foolishness?
Hull of Darning Cotton Yes, sheer
noose use!
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I hear Joo has groat prospects.
Yep, his rich urolo lost a quarter,
and Joo says he knows just where it
Is.
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to knit foil
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AT Till: I'KACK CONFRUKNCK.
Mother I)ear Who bepan this aw
ful fight?
Little Janr Harold did. He wouldn't
do as I told hi;n to and 1 wtia only
making hii.i mind.
STILL POPULAR
The .w iuuidn' hole where onco he piuyetl
Ueoeath the drooping willow's ahaiin
Ls lone and cold.
Me feeU the chilling winter hUutt
Where once the brooklet gurgled ptut
In dayi of old.
Jv'o mora he turnw hi.'i hide to hrowii
The while a summer sun looks down
With look benign
And yet he do;s not rail at Pate.
Ho yellH: "Hey, Uedl Corno oa an' skato
The ice la flne!"
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Mr. Vig: Vou'ro some swell dresser, Mr. Horso, you always have on sonn
thing new.
Mr. Horso: Yes- my wife rjills me a reitular clothes horse.
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NO FAVOFtlTES.
"Oh, no," soliloquized Johnny 'bit
terly, "there ain't any favorites in this
family. Oh, no, if 1 bite my finger
nails I pet a rap on the knuckles, but
If the baby eats his whole foot they
think It's cute."
Ci.EYKI:.
"Clever, isn't he?"
"Very. Ho can even persuade his
small boy who wakes at 7 o'clock Sun
day morning ready for play to bo back
to sleep for another hour or two."
SME CONTUACTOn.
"Yessir, 1 was onct a busy con
tractor." "Humph!"
"Honest I was, Boss, at a early ae
T contracted measles, mumps, and
whooping coui;h all in one week!"
TMIC KNITTING RESEUVKS.
"What are you knitting there?"
"A sock. Wu woinin can help win the war by knitting."
"That's right. Sock it to 'em."
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ONR W1IO KNOWS.
The Marker You've scored four out of a posaiblo fifty.
The Hookic What do you mean possible fifty? A score of fifty at that
range ls Impossible. I've tried it.
SL'CH IS LOVE.
First Horse (attached to lover's
sleigh) Let's run away, Domino.
Second Horse What's the use.
They wouldn't notice it.
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"Life ls just one thing after another."
"What's the matter now?"
"I've been taking dancing lessons for six months just to please my wlft
and now I've got to begin all over again and learn to dance on skates."
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