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There l theicforn iiuw no roiideniniitlon lo
Ihom which rue In Christ .lesus, who walk not
after (ho flesh, Kill lifter tho Hphlt. Horn. 8:1.
Who nliull tin ,nril'j npcl t'omlomii?
'TIm llml I liri r JiiKliricH UiHr xoillx,
Ami timrry. Ilki H tnxi vnly lrfain,
Our nil thflr hIii .llvlnMy rrillx.
If any nmn hnvti not thu Niilrlt of Chrlnt, !io In
Mono of IiIh, Itoni, 8:0.
Hklalook In Ki'ltlim Hi flrnt limto of fiiini.. It
oilKlimtiMl "HtrntiKo inaliiily" anil mi far It in tlui
only plncH wliero any or the vlotlnm Imvn ilk-el.
Tho aliiianiin inakprx "liould oall In tlmlr fill
tloiiH anil Hlart ovor. The "new nni" IiukIih
TrMay.
Colonel IIoiiho U tpiortid lo linvo ar'rlvoil ut
Mm ToxnH "lintun aflt'r an iilininco of many
munlliii. Ho hail notlilnir to nay nn miial. lint
If tln Hihlnx pvir iloeii find IiIh Nppprh ho'n Hiiro
make nonio otlii'r folkM limo tliclrit,
Tln'y iiro bikini- a rolIoRo volo on wlicthor
tlio cnvi'itiuit Hliontil lm nilopli'il with or with
out amoiiilnmnln. Atlnr thin tmt of "imlillo
ntlnipnt" has Ijpim announcvil wn hiikkphI that
tho pontniiiMteiH bo aUo volfil. That oiiKht to
nlliinh II.
Tim WfmhlnKtmi itnvuniniPtit hai ri'fuicd to
iccolvi) .nny jiurt of tho. (Inrnuin Inilnmnlty nx
iifli(l Jiy tho -alllPH for tint HlnklUK of thn yor
inan fleet nl Hcnui l'low. Tho WaHjilnKton (?ov
ornniont Is mo kodiI Hint It cm in in aoroit incmciy
from W Biiuicn oxcopt ltd own taxpayer.
Wu havn ligon li'iirnliiK about South D.ikota'H
pi enlilontlul primary law for riovoral woelm, and
Htlll wo don't uudorHland It. Ah near an wa can
flKiiro II, the party ohlotn holil a oonvonllon' and
ii'uoiuinitnd mouio uandldato to rim uudor tho
party I'lnhlom.. Hut other oandldatox oau iiIno
net on tho ticket by petition, running an liulo
pciidpulii. All that ruin been thrcoheil out and
wo thought ended It. (lenoral Wood necurd
thn party oudoiHoment and lx to ro on tfio
ticket uiulor tl(o oni;le. Now rumw Honutor
I'lilnibixter and ehiillmiRo.s (lenoral Wood to n
joint ilvbato, and It In pointed out that tho law
provUun Hint the party rtindtilnto on thu ticket
limit accept such ulmllmiKo and actually delialo,
or havo hi iiiiiiio taken off tho ticket, Tho
rtotilh Dakota unions cvlduntly Inlomluil lo dls
couraKo iircHldeutlal avplratlonH.
ON l.Nii:it()1'S filtOHNIi.
Tho action of tho Now York ntnttt loKlslaturo
In tBfiiHliiB to unit five HoclallntH oleclvil to that
body Iiiih Hhocki'd tint untlon. Party linen havo
been Kmnxhcd by men of all faiths comlcmuliiK
tho action. In the Unitod HUUwh hoiiiIo Henaliif
llorah matin thn tiieldent tho subject of nu ex
tended sprech. In which he nawertcd Unit tho
ver foiindatloiiH of tho government had boon
assailed, thin If mci could he barred from a
legislative assembly bedtime they bolOHRed lo
tho socialist parly, thon democrat couhl bnr
republicans and republicans bar democrats.
"In tills country." said the senator, "mon
uro free to hold any political beliefs they
choocc provided lieb Hcilvllles are along
IukoI lines. It Is permissible), and would
be constitutional, for us to change this gov
ernment -in u socialist or soviet system If
It were ibmo thiotmh thu ballot box und
In constitutional form."
All of whloh Is ton true to evon discuss. Hut
the very Kfnvlty of Hie nctlon token by tho
Now York legislature argtin strongly Hist there
was Involved In tho ensi something mors than
tho political affiliations mul bollof of tho men
barrcil. The character of somo of tho men
'otlns (fuvurtiblo to tho action taken forces
this view.
Tho decision of tho legislature was merely to
suspend tho represent.uivos pending ft thorough
Investigation and fair hearing. That tho mom
1 hers themselves roiilhso the gravity of tho action
. thoy nio taking is pvldonced by the speochea
made. Col. Theodoru HooHovoJt, in his maiden
sppecli, 1 quoted as saying: "The assembly has
embarked upon n gravo matter, and I consider
A tho duty of evory iibspniblymnn to bo In
formed absolutely on every ilotnll that a suuaie
deal may bo given tho suspended members."
Of cour;", It it should appear that tho mem
bers were suspended for no graver cuiiso than
that they aro soclali-ita, a very eicnt mistake
ba I" r, ni I'b . iri i rcp.v ,lbie wr'i.lg com
nil i' i one ih.it must lm rotidemne'l un
MirlriKly by every man eommltlml to nonstltu
tlnniil govrnmenl. Tor thn elected repnieentii
lives of l he people rnny believe whatever they
wish and yel rlnlm Ihelr rights under the consti
tution, su long us I hey purpos vitalizing their
pnlltlrsi theories through the ballot box. If,
however, they stand convicted of trettmnmhle
sets, or evn doctrine; nd if thoy should he re
fused association with institutional bodies no
matter whit ihelr elective majority may have
been. I'or Just m this government could not
remain half slave, hh If free, Just so now It can
not endure half patriot and half traitor.
It Is prudent lo wlthold further criticism of
the New York legislature until the facts are
disclosed by tho Investigation now under way.
NO Siritl-ltlSi: I.N KIINATI! ACTION.
How ever much other rial lone may have been
disappointed by the senate's action In refusing
to approve the treaty without ample roeervn
Hons, evidence Accumiilalea hm It paused no
surprise. The London Times, commenting on
the disappointment anys:
We cm n hardly blame Hie Amerlonii
senate. It should never have been faced
with the horrid alternative of no peace,
no covenant. The fault llesSwith the p resi
lient, who attempted to force upon tho legis
lature of hla country more than that legis
lature could lensonubly be cxpoi ted lo
accept. Hut that does not nltr the situation
of Murnpe, which does not grow brighter.
The only comforting fact iri the situation W
trim there la still a Hiltlsh Meet, and there
ere sHIl tho allied armies. As to the
strength of the allied armies we should bo
morn al ease if there had been a little less
haste In demobilisation, it Is always foolish
to reduce military strength below the leall
lles n! the political situation. Any resulting
economy Is likely to cost the nation dear
later on. .
To lm sure. Which t..""- us back lo tho
nlttiatlon existing at thn time President Wilson
first landed In Kuiopo. Tho league hhm, first
advocated by theorists as an aeademlo proposi
tion, having been submitted to ptautlcal states
men, had been rejected, because H was Instantly
discovered, once the proposal had been analyzed,
that the United Htales would be called on to
surrender nol only morn than any other coun
try, compared to the bcnefllH It vould receive
from a league, but morn than tho practical
statesmen of Kugluml and I'riinco believed It
could be Induced to yield.
TIiIh belief tho piesldont succeeded In rolling
back, by avowing, himself the Interpreter of
American thought and purpnto, and evincing n
willingness lo go even further In sacrificing
American sovereignly than (loorgo nnd Clemen
ceau had thought essential.
l'lum that moment tho league Idea grew.
When, o,n his tetlirn from n hurried vl.nlt home,
the president vltlously vetoed tho iwn-lnstru-inout
plan which had been tentatively agreed
In In his absence, n 1 1 doubt fldd, nnd tho allied
authorities entered wholeheartedly tnlo his plan.
That tho original doubts were Justified Is now
ulenr. And It Is because of this that foreign
sentiment Justified the action of the senate. No
nation Is pround of another nation that evinces
neither capacity or pride.
CAPTIOIt.S .Mil. (1A1.M VAN,
Now comes llepresentntlvo (iiilllvan of a
Massiiehusotts province and makes ugly chargPB
against the small but In somo quarters esteemed
secretory of war. The cnua; of his discontent Is
the manner In which the gold braid, tinsel and
war deconitlons have been awarded.
"Tho distinguished service medal has been
cheaponod," says Mr. (Jalllvan, "and certainty
ridiculed by the bold and brazen manner In
which It lias been passed out to thoso who bo
iling to tho elect It has been used us a reward
for friendship."
Marsh charges, t nay. Ami If true calling
for punishment. Hut the Massachusltls demo
crat goes further. Hear him:
"It In common talk In the army that our
present thief uf staff and one of his n
slslants, a colonel, whose duly It wan to
itreit end dlue foreign missions horn, la
Washington, have no space left between
their bells and their collais to display the
medals that have been given them as a
result of this service."
Had taste, to ho sum, congressman. Hut
nothing lo get hel up bout. it tho "boys"
wanted to kid themselves by pinning on thum
selves a piece of tin strung on a sliver of ribbon,
for service performed by themselves on tho
dnugernus ballroom floor or in the dining loom
trenches, why dlsturbe tho party and rock the
boat?
And quite from thn opposite anirbi, Is It not
true that such decorations uro appropriate? Wo
think It I. The colleges havo their rah, rah
bo'yV; why not the war department? Wo have
had some criticisms concerning the type of men
glypn the swivel-chair Jobs and thoso ordered
to tlio front. Here and thcro a voice has boon
rained In protest about tho matter, venturing
that In somo Instance men who should havo
Itono to' tho front wure kept at home.
Tho result, we believe, shows that no such
PlilTIf,
(Copyright. 1010, by Hdgnr A. duest.)
When things are running croaswlse and tho
engine's out of gear,
When the road i rough and rocky utul the
sky Is far from clear.
When you're plainly up against It and you're
surely out of luck,
hat's the time to use your courage and to
show your stock of pluck.
Must anyono can 'travel on a road that's
smooth and clear,
A riil anyone can gel there If he only has to
steer,
Utit when the motor's halky- and you're run
ning In the muck.
If you're ''ver going to get thcro you must
call upon your pluck.
There's no thrill lu pasy sailing when thn
skies are clear and blue,
There's no joy in merely doing things which
anyone can do,
Hut ihero Is somo satisfaction that Is mighty
sweet to lake ,
When you reach a destination that you
thought you'd never make.
So when everything's against you and your
plans are going wrong,
Just face the situation nnd keep moving
tight along
Don't su down nod wall and whimper, oven
though Jimi may be stuck,
You're not 1 ' helpless If you still
possess your pluck.
mistake was mode in the rase of tho chief of
etalf und hla colonej nld referred to In the
complaint. Tho manner In which thoy be
decked themselves for home service performed
In the face of great danger, Just naturally proves
that It would havn been cruel to rend them
whero h air was filled with tho stenrh of
powder nnd Hying missies. That would have
mussed up their clothes and Injured tholr feel
ings. Somebody had to perform for the foreign
iplielons at home, and the event goes a' long
ways towards proving that no good soldiers worn
spoiled by such a feminine service.
On the whole, Mr. (lalllvnn, we oannot en
tertnln your oomplnlnt. Thn objections aro not
well taken, lit the fellows have tholr little
ploy-prettied. Men who subordlnato their man
hood to fawn at tho feet of llukor surely do
serve "deoorntlons."
We'll any sol
A Mlseofirl magistrate hns sent tho murderer
of Udltor Itoblnson of that state to Jail, deciding,
after careful consideration, that nt tho tlmo
the crime was committed tho season had
closed on Mretourl editors.
The dispatches any Class may decide tho
fight for democratic senate leader. Deciding
flghta Is one of the best little things tho secre.
tary-wenntor does, as Tulsa Imnkers found out
It Is wild that the allied diplomats now see
the red terror ns peril of the world. There in
tills to be sold of tho allied diplomats: They
do learn.
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Oklahoma OutburnlH
my OTIS LOIITOM..
Cam ituseell'M ambition eeoms to ho to let tho
Cat out of tho bag.
Wo have eomntlmes wondered, says Hill
Dlngloy, why a political election cannot bo as
harmonious as a nuns eieciioo.
When the democratic state convention meets
in Muekogee Senator Owen win prooaoiy wish
lie Uml given that municipality an ainieuc num
The girl on South Main says tho reason sho
did not get In the diet for the I'.lk show Is that
only girls who can sing and dance with one
movement were wanton.
A dlepntch says tho vote of Senator fllass may
decide the demncriitli! leadership In the senato
today. Then wo can savo lelrgiapli tolls by an
nouncing now that It will not bo Senator Under
wood.
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rty ' dliectory aro working In Oklahoma City
nt thn same time. As was to bo expected, some
or tlio citizens prcier to paironnu mu cuy in
rectory.'
A gas meter Is one of tho mysteries this col
yum never expecln to solve, but lu all of our
gaseous experience we never knew a meter to
work moie diligently for the company and fur
nish less gas than one wo wot of did last gas
mouth. Ths In not mentioned merely to draw
applause from tho populace, but the Idea Is sug
gested by the figures on a card which Is now
staring' u.n 111 tho face.
Snap shots from tho Dallas News: Our po
rtion simply In that nny man who pays 18 for
a hat Is nu vain as a woman and with Ickh cause
Personally wo don't sut oursclt up an being su
perior to electricity, but wo can eat toast faster
than an electilo to.ietcr can toast it. l'urther
more, we fall to see why any young man should
wear a belted coat. Inasmuch ns nobody cares
whore his hugging line Is. Our Idea of an un
natural mother Is a woman who hires nurses to
play will her own baby's Iocs It has Just about
gotten mi In this country that a man can be
handsome and still not get anywhere Percy
Noodles eas that when ho told tho capitalist's
daughter If he wcro Cupid he would shoot her
wllh nu arrow an big an a table leg, she s.ilil
file was glad he was only a pool shooter.
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Barometer of Public Opinion )
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Terms.
That blessed word liberal" as applied by
the "parlor ieds" to the "Ituaslnn" brand Is
aliout an logical ns the term "temperance advo
caie" when applied to a bone-dry prohibitionist.
Now York Herald.
Merger's Case.
Ilergor failed his country in a crisis. Ho was
lacking in patriotic duty Men of his stamp
havo no place lu congress. The constitution
leaven either branch tree to purgu Itsulf of mem
bers wIioho qualification.) It disbelieves In. Tlio
house doesn't bellev In Merger's and no con
li .try view on MIlwauKee'H part ought to nhAko
lis conviction. Mr. Mann's predisposition to
faulty Judgment, cannot save Merger. It In
fortunate for tho republican holme organization
that the e-leadcr's vagaries can no longer lo
tted on Us capacity to distinguish Bound from
unsound leudeiehlp. New York Tribune.
Met mi the Tanner.
Heru'l'e American l-'ederatlon of l.abor, the
ralHv"aybtotiierhoods, tho I'nlted Mln Work
ers and the test of them run up against llovernor
Allen, out in Kansas, on thin question of his
bill to establish a court of Industrial relations
to "make it unneceesiiry for organized labor to
use tho club of the etrlke," wo aro going to seo
something worth while Wo nro going to see
an exhibition In tho flesh, and bono and'marrow
of how the (loiiiperso and tho farmers come
together on such Issues whther In n brotherly
embrace or In a head-on collision. Meanwhile,
tin to the particular legislation in question, our
little bet goon down on Henry J. Allen and thu
KanKiiw fanner. Now York Sun.
HlaJug the Way,
Governor Allen believes that tho problem of
protecting the people by the Instrumentality of
law can be solved by creating a court of indus
trial relations to Intervene In the event of a
stubborn strike or arbitrary lockout affecting
the necessaries of life and lake measures to
provide them for the public welfare. Hut pre
vious to action by such a tribunal, employer and
workmen will render thomeelvra Pablo to pen
alties by attempting to limit production and by
refusing to perform any duty enjoined by llio
act. Governor Allen's attempt to blaze tho way
to Industilal peace and the protection of con
sumers will be watched with sympathy and con
cern by the people of every state. New York
Times.
Ironical (Tlmnx,
If tho war powers of congrtsss are what a
majority of the supreme court maintains In
affirming the validity of the Volstead act, there
seems to be no limit "whatever to tno legislation
that congress con enact In time of war. It can
decreo what emergences It, chooses. . It can
enact Hiu'h legislation as It pleases to meet these
emergencies. It can suppress all tho constitu
tional guarantee that It sees tit to suppress and
It can destroy all property that It s,es fit to
destroy. Thcic-ls no redress, nnd congress re
quires no Justification except a state of war.
which It has solo power to decreo At tho end
of the war to make tho world safo for democracy
we now find ourselves henceforth at tho mercy
of a congressional autocracy Was there ever a
more Ironical climax to a great exploit In Ideal
W l'" alf of "m,m" liberty- Xew York
Closing
" Take a lettep.
M.LEMlrJE,-SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA -SIR,-
HAVE JUST SHIPPED TO
YOU A BOAT LOAD OF REDS IKf
MISCELLANEOUS SHADES. THIS
WILL BE FOLLOWED BY SEVERAL
FUTURE CONSIGNMENTS UNTIL
I EXHAUST MY SUPPLY. THEN)
INTEND TO DISCONTINUE THAT
lime entirely. trusting
you will find these up to
Your standard, iam
very truly,
ALSO, ADD,-
N. B. THESE GOODS ARE NoT
RETURNAE)LE. I SHALL NOT
BE 5q SLOW IN THE FUTURE..
Husban
andl
By Jane PHnelps
CHAITHU Xr,VllI. I
A New Problem.
After Tom went to work for Mr. !
Crnndell his habits changed to a i
much later,
"seeing a man" meant almost any
thing. "I'm very glad to see you," I re
plied. "To tell the truth I was u lit
tle lonely. "Then without meaning
to I told him of Helen's telephone,
und how she nnd Walter wero prob
ably still waiting for us.
"And 1 spoiled it all by keeping
Tom out!" ho said trying to look
sorry, and not succeeding. "I tell
you what we'll do. That very pic
ture Is being shown right around tho
corner from here. I'll take you."
'Oh. but I cuuldn't leave. You
know my little maid goes borne at
night unless we plan to be out late."
"That's too bad! You mako mo
feel guilty."
A Plrasnnt Kwiilng.
He. made mo feel guilty. Ho had
come In, I reasoned, partly becauso
he thought I might be lonely. So I
at onco tried to make his call as
pleasant ns I could. After we had
talked a few minutes he, rnther
shamefacedly, reached for a package
ho hail laid on the tablo when ho
came and said:
"I brought n box of sweets with
me; I thought perhaps you wero
'end of them."
"Oh. I nm!" I exclaimed ns I npen
d the hex; "I love candy, always
have Hut you nre too good to me,"
t continued, candidly If recklessly.
great extent, I now know from ne
cessity, rather than from choice. He
wns later In getting homo; moro fre
quently remaining out for tho eve
ning, lie ulwaya telephoned, so I
didn't worry particularly, but occa
sionally I felt uncomfortable.
One night he telephoned ho would
not be .homo until very late. Mr.
Crandell wished him to entertain a
largo prospective customer, and he
could not well refuse. I replied "all
right ns cheerily as I could, but I
was disappointed. Helen and Wal
ter wpro down town to dinner, nnd
sho had Just telephoned to have Tom
and mo meet them about 8 o'clock
and wo would go to a moving picture
that wan making a great stir Just
then. Of course, timid ns I was
about going about New York alone.
I never dreamed of meeting them
without Tom. And as sho had left
It that If wo weren't there the.
wouldn't expect us; I couldn't reach
her.
The clock had Just struck 8; nnd
I sat thinking that Just at that time
Helen and .Walter Were waiting fo
us, when I heard the elevator slot
on our floor. 1 paid no uttention. ni
I expected no one; yet though a little
bitterly that the yotijtg woman ncrns.-
the hall I had not yei met iter
wan not going to spend a lonely evo
nlng. A Visitor.
Hut to my surprise It wns my bell
that rang, nnd when I went to the
door there stood Kverett Crnndell.
hat In hand, smilingly waiting to bo
Invited In. '
"Won't you come In?" I stam
mered. "If vou will let me," he replied
smilingly and followed, mo into the
living room. "
I took his hat nnd coat, and nfter
ho hnd seated himself in response to
my Invitation ho said:
"I suppose you aro astonished to
see mp after my cruelty in ordering
"you nro always giving me something
nice."
"t wish I might!" he said In n
tone which brought the hot blood to
my face.
"Hut you have sent me bo many
Invelv flowers, nnd"
"Please don't speak of them. A
trifle," he Interrupted "Sometime
I should like to give you something
really worthy of you. Something
nice."
"Vou nro too good," I rurm tired
and then to my relief ho changed tho
subject and talked Interestingly of
his travels, telling me quaint stories
of foreign life until tho clock struck
10.
"I did not dream It wnn so late,"
h" apologized ns ho rone to go, "you
shouldn't be so entertaining."
Aflrr. he left I sat trying to think
what ho meant. I hnd scarcely
snoken a dozep words tho entire
evening-
Tomorrow Monpv Troubles Again
Tom to take Haggy to dinner nnd tho
theater. Hut I had to see a mnn up
near here, and thought perhaps you
wouldn't mind If I dropped In nnd
chatted a minute "
His pucusn win so plnualble, so
coolv given that I never thought of
doubting him. It wan only later.
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England
bituminous
yield oil.
heated In
ABE MARTIN
A Seattle inventor's revolving fan
In Intended to bo mounted on one
side of a rocking chnlr nnd driven by
tho motion of tho chair.
A
South Afrlcn has put Into force a
law for the governmental super
vision of dnlrles to bring the indus
try to the highest possible standard.
Waterproof lap robes have been
Invented In Knglnnd for nutomo
Idle drivers that remain In placo
should n driver leave his "car.
A new fly ft-np for household uso
employs nn electric fan, to be con
nected to a light socket, to draw
insectB Into o receptacle.
Bulgaria makes somo of the
world's finest carpets and tho gov
ernment maintains a school for tho
Instruction of skilled weavers.
Under the pntronngo of the pres
dent of Uruguay tho first pan-American
congress of nrchltects will bo
held at Montevideo In March.
Tan brakes that displace tho air
henenth a car and rcta.d its mot! m
and also keep ths hub brakes cool
have been fitted to automobiles used
on mountainous roads in Switzerland.
Th' olo reliable Pcoplo's Hank 'II
close Its doors fday for th1 first tlmo
in a half century as a fifteen-cent
bread factory wants th' room. Ike
Holes '11 cut out luxuries an' go bare
footed this winter.
Out a Bad Lot
A radio station with a sending
radius equal to half way around the
world und with a capacity of 72,000
words a day will be built near Hor
de" ox
f The Young Ladg
V J
that I found out that
i
' The 5 Jiirig lady ncrof..n tho way
stys she favors tho restriction of
immigration as she understands
l foreign exchange In now certainly
.-. iow- anu we certainly ought to
bo niore careful about whom we lot
In for a while.
TH
:A Leading
A merican
Piano"
has a deposit of clay so
that bricks made of it
gas nnd ammonia when
retorts.
Ask any of your friends who
have Vose Pianos of Its dura
bility. They will tell you as
wo do, that tho beauty of tone
nfter years of servlco and tho
general "wearing qualities" of
tho Voso mako It nn Ideal ,mr-chaso.
MUM,
y&rfetll&fotjr (TV
Iiennic'H NolcbooiT)
r .... ... ..
Ala U-as .-enilln, th.. . .
...... run MU lu pup, Vtl.ii,n,
reed about tho W0I11.1
nsleop for weeks nnd we. ,nJ J"
dock tors cant seem to w.,k ,,r ,
No, I dldcnt reed about ...r A
shos a lucky woman to s,. ,, thS
the high com of living, I ,
sho does It? sed pop rlw
Dont bo foolish, Willi nm ,,.
axsident. sed ma. iu
And this mornlne I u,i ...
account of ma ciliim. ..... . UP 0I
ii nun iiiuroing t wo-if.
""i lion.
Biuiirs cxier iouu, una I in
.... ..... c.i-r iouu, nun i in mt
iroint- In t,ni-i,iii,l ... ... ' .rn
that ladv. and ofiee u. ... , . v.
to aUool 111 wako up.
A ,l t I.,..,- .... .
""''1' V" "Ul- anx, i,r,r una
tnn Mtiin ritn.il...- .... ... ''i
Penny, do you wunt t,. t,
skool, wats tho matter with m... ,L,
morning? Mo Jest ayin ,,
rny eyes snui iiku a lady thu
cant wako up, nnd ma. nhooi ,,,, h,,J
us enything, oaylng, Wake ,, '!,!'
up, wake up, my goo.h.Ks s.,e,
Wlch tho moro she sho. K n,einr,
I dldont wako up, und i, t ,
Wlllyum, will you come ,.,tr ,
i. ii i.. ivu iwi uei, ,ir l I., . ..
I cant seem to wake tins I..,. ,,, da
you slppose t-nyihlnig ( (!:
matter with him And j, ,,ook
.ii- tuiuii, ....I,.- un imr
u rna I
uiu, on account or being a lurdatl
shaker, suylng, Hay, -hike a ... I
Nloitrn ii tin. tlila lu ' 8' 1
Mc Jest laying theie i h n evw
shut, and ma sod, o goodn y,n.
yum, sifmthtng must bo tip. mattr
with him. Uf
I think I know wats the muttc
with him, sed pop. Mu tMnliln'
Gosh, ho thinks I got the same mini
tho lady had.
If he's not up by the time I count
3 sed pop, lm going to lake th!i
glass of lco wattlr and pure it riU
down his neck. I. 2.
Wlch Jest then 1 quick opened mr I
....... .....I,. Tit. I ........... 1.. ...n . .
vft-n, naj.iib. -i.. v-li-l.utiy call me
O no, you must of bin diecmlnr.
sed pop. Him not having a glass M
wattlr nt all, and I Bed, I must of bin
steeping iiko mat lauy.
Tell that to tho marines, sed nnn.
Meenlng he dldont blecvo me, and h
grabbed a hold of my hair and pulled
mo up strate and I quick got out of
bed the rest of tho way by mpjtli
without walling for him to help at. ,
r
3
The Horoscope
"The tr Incline, bnt do not rompd."
TliurMluy, January 15, 10 JO.
This is not an auspicious day for
most human activities, for the Sun
is In a place held to be mo.:
threatening.
Tho rule Indicates for men In po
sitions of power and uuthority i
mood of stern and unrc.entiess r
Hlstanco to thoso who make uppeili
to them.
Thus capital mny not bo incllntd
to accede to tho demands of labor
and increasing difficulties may ec
sue. It Is not a fortunato day to apply
for positions or to seek employmcr:
of any sort.
Anxieties and pessimistic rumor
may bo produced by the rule, whin
makes for unlucky direction to th
minds of montils who holds the dm
tlnles of muny men and wumt-n a
.heir grasp.
Tlilu Inlnrnrnlnttnn nt t!i fl-Tur.
for today may mean th.it rulers t j
wen as rmanciers tre to expcritnc
a pftrlod of gravo wixiety.
Tho full force of tho change!, fore
cast for tho new year will be ft.:
but gradually and the spring will '
a period of most peril to the lcir"
and happiness of tho nation.
Women h,ould o cxceeiling';
wlso during tho next few weeks, re
membering that they s-rve t
country best by doing wh.v .u Jifir
est home, which must be sif-
guarded In every way possible.
The young probably will feel ef
fects of tho pl.moUry government
, which will bo confusing to JuilS
j merit und likely to produce dlscno
i tent. .
Menacing stars warn the lw,
t nation to practice thrift and to pre-
. ,,.., fii- fntiirw trew.
Weeks In which there 1U H
need to practice tho Ideals of uni
versal brotherhood aro fore
shadowed. ,
Increase In the number of fires J
prognosticated and one of Incendlirr
origin will cause big losses.
Persons whoso blrthdato it Ij cw
cxperienco somo anxieties In Iras.
i.... tl.n.. neml tint nruve so
lemn.' GlrlB should bo exreedinsV .
cnutlous in making new acquiH'
tnnces. , ...
Children born on this d-tv
likely to bo proud and domlneeruz
Those subjects of Capricorn usuaT
are restive unner u '-..
ented nnd Industrious. -..i
lOwrlrtt. llHU, by in. MrOureNr.iripf-n
Mtstc jjt Essential
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