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1 TULSA DAILY WORLD, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 1920. V iti .tied Mf-rt Mor . ( "I ' BY T1IH WOULD IM IM.ISIIINC CO. TllFM- I.OIUON 0 fr nrl 1'Uhlllll'f f O i AltflV ll....nM Mnf ITU I OltTON Mmli MIKir T K I ATTA '"'"' Mnorinl Wrtlf r.nurM m h Tnl IMlnfln- .HWo-hI CU Mtlt tlTTyint 7)V AUDIT BTMMtl or rtHDUUTIQN mYmSfk Of YliiTtl-'iH tTRD IMHSH tli l.twisUd Praan In mnniv MIlM lo ttt for ropub!iplNiti of !1 p I'upstcSM fMltM lo il nr not mkorwlin ern. 1x4 e, 'Mi ! sod ' tn-' n.! j,..MInjJ tlrlf) ---- - r-...; b;,ui il-Tssasgj-r a; -s. - zz .rB-anOJ--P !Hf(Hll'of iur):ii DtttAt ami susluYi nv Mltriy AnvAHOdi IWKSMtl. , '""'!! tn Xmr . .. tU( thru Mania. .. .. l J' n Month 11 Ml One Uoath ? l)nWl liomMtly "t Vhi Is.00 rre MMlhn H.'l 'li Mntiili f(W On Month 1" MDHIAY 0l,Y DiMinlln P--eilf fine Vf S ti l Month . . - . ,.. .-... ? T. r i-1THTT-y i'"-J - nr (umtrim i tvimk, anv tentM?. itr.-ii)Ai.i A HKtl BOrtK Itr WfM, ' J rf Month Is IHnnee . I" Per Tmi In d-nsM.. 0 oar -- uj una i rut u,in ni j-ja: tVKRAfir. VKT PAID ntMcn.lTtO! fir Til K TIM.8A iiui.y .vr wximt world con tub month or .nsu.Miv, nm vp mow. ' r, K W-oll, (JlrmUll.in Mnf .In lemldr teir tint ihn ! nt pa il .ItrnUtfnn nf l'h DiHr mil NunrUy WorM for lh month nf Jnurr IH". 810(0 to hf but nf my hnnn t-djt- lietief IRI.nr.ll r. K M'OTT. firrnUllon Mnr nh-rilM n4 wnrn tinfrtrt mn th' nth 1U7 nf fhriurj, 0.n (Br.AIi) inifn.d) MAIIFI, KF.IM. S"olfjf I'ublln Mv 'nmmliilnn iplrn Orini,(ir 17 IU.I I'Mom: gooo rtui ai.i. dupahtmhnth Q Ihrilu MhUml Quotation S.VI TltHAV. l'i:illU Alt V '.'I, IU20, Thf Irfinl In rty plllful, ttnil nf tfinl(r ini'rcy. Jrin. fi II. Trliiln iniiHt mill will I'Cfull. Mill, Willi liiitnlilc fnllh. to Iu'p Intti'rlliPil iition tlu-ni nil - TIiIh Ih Mllllll'M III IC Tiikp, my lirrtlifn, tint iirnpliclH, who liuvn Hpnkmi in llin tiiiiiif" nf the I.nril, fur an nxmniiln nf miffirltiK itffllcitlnn, mid nf tmtli-ticp. Jm.i. 1:10, "All IIiIh tn I H iilmut my rt'HlKiilntr In uiifiiiinili'il Btiwlp." h.iM HrcroUiry ll.tltcf. WWII my It Is! It Iijih lioj'ii iiKi'orliilncil Onit tlln AmtirlrutiH In Turkoy aro wife, but tti"ie reinitltiH ronnlclcr nlilo tincorlitlnty ntmiit llmrn In Muxlcn. Tim K'hMinU el nit nppriiin In huvo won tlln llnrtlun, II In nnn olvlo olnh that linn rnfuicil at IriiHt In mlnpt n rt'snliilloit iiffcroil. , I'nr 11 Ki'iilli'inun wJin In tint n c'niullilnto for Riiy officii .Mr. ll;rliert llnovrr la talking very ft'iitinntly. 4 Tim ulaurlty with which "thn powflrn'' hoI-piI nn (Ifrmuny'H proposal ti try her own rrliiilniil.n wuh putl'tlo. Hut wIipii K"itt1oiHfn find ilicm "fhrH In mi uiileii.'iblo pimlUnn they nro wIIIIiik to "nrcopt" motit liny roiul nut. ' Kcfreliiry nf tlio Interior Irniiikllii K, Ihip Biich o the Mi'xlcun I'otrnlt'uni .nmpnny nt mhiry of IBO.OOO ti yciir. Now If tiomo onn of llin big oli concoriiH ilon't lako cilrn nt lloli I.un wlntf at '11 Knnilly flKiirnfwo nrc tyilni; to Im pyevod nt nur nil frlrpdM, Mr. lltiH-iirJ I'Ibp, iixNlHlnnt Unltml Htiitus ill Inrnny. miH thn public) W entirely miturnted oi hlKh'prlccu mid li Innipiilile nf (ilimirblntr very iiiimh inure. If llrollmr men nw thn old tank bnok In rurryltiK the IiimI (draw, then he's tulkltiK euie. Kven n WanliliiRton iiudlunee in the very KhHilnw nf Out pnliicn Ih wIIIIiik to nhcnv It illn npproval. (.in IiIh f lrt putillo iitipeuranec Hlticii reoelvlliK hly'nfflrnl roiiKn Hubert UuihIhk xtnn wildly eheyod tiy 11 theater iiildlriio In the tin- tlnivil ru nit 11 1 Tuemlny eveliliiK. IIVCII'.Ni; IN tin: SCHOOLS. ' "World prntenlB with nil thn vehetnenee nt fTiiinund iiriiIiinI any morn Mich leettlreH In rehnoln nf tl;n city n (hut delivered by Dr. rker In the hlRh ncIiooI iiudllorlum Thursday morning 011 uex hygiene The bruliil illsregnnl nf that lunate iniideHty Unit Ih at unco nialden hood'H ehlef churin anil vlrlue'a i;t cutest defeimo wiim Indefennlhle. l-'lvo nf the ctudentN bceaini! uiiroiueloit!. Whether these glrlH fainted heeau of the hhook to their nervous syntemii or beonumi of Die piieked and overheated audlltirliim U heiilde the murk. Neither theory Is entirely ttcmunalniblo. I Hit the fact lonmiiiH that In thn opinion of adult Hiid neaonril tcaehcrM Hit) leelure Itself w.-ih "vo brutally M'loiuiric iih to Hliock even the inont Kilililntlctiloil lulu lupeiiKthlllty." ' II In a fuel that when the !iuildcnn, many of them rruni Hie iwivenlh Krade, attempled to leu).' tbi' louin, urtnvded in Hiif foeatlon, thn apiMker preeinptorlally eoniiuanded them to re iiiHin, barHhly uavei'tlnK thai 1)1011 who had fainted would h all rlghi when water had been poured mi thorn and lln ivi Khoiild hc.tr what he had to mi. And the mibject matter of the "lecture" no more father In caipaliW of RettliiB at flmt hatidn Jliht hat w.ta MHlil. The I'MlutlniiKhlp that x IhIh between a falher uiid hbt dauBhter it nut ' Inllmatn enoiiKh to perinli that daughter to re peat what die wuh forced 10 Hit and llnlen to from the IIm of a rank ulrarmer! "'hu Infor mation only Ih procur.tblti IhroiiKli Hie mother, nnd oven hn i-an Ket it only b Hie nloseHt mien tlonlnp. Ktlfflco to llittt. thn mont Inltin.ile and In irlcato rolatloimhll) between the k'xcn wuh paint ed In lurid colon), eiiuihanlned tiy tlrawliiBH on I ho blackboard! Tlieae rlrls every rule of womanly iiioUcbV they had hcon taiiKht hy care fill motlierH iBiiored, the veil torn from mntlern that even the "rounder" on hc HtreetB refunew to muko u HUbJeet of comuion coiiverKallon. And JrijieSwcre djHinlHHed with Hit) .insurance that iho ( mimo lecture would be delivered In the neholarH of the opposite hex Hie foltowlni; mornInK AM Huh la Hie name of education' V- prolel nBiilnnt It Wo prolent in Hie name of common iwnw n well nn In thn name of rum muti rlerencj. We proleat In Iho name nf Hie Kf ticrnlloiiM of vlrliioija men and women frnm vvlilth Die men linn eprutiK, nx well iih In thn tin 111 of lhnf) rnotleal, womanly women which we hnpo to ) aprlnK frotn the rHUn fm It now. nxlHtH We proleal that a llmiiwinil iiinthnmi of men, RHlhnred Into Hie imifN and compelled lo lliten to Hiirh talk an wn tioured Into thn motlewt eorn of Hdoleacenre Thilrsilay would khoek Ihrm and lenve an tineleHti feellnw, Hutt hi many men from the alro'la wnuld either tefuin Ih Hit It tlmttiuli nr rernnln to profnnrly condemn. It'la tint education. It In not cltif. It l fadillmn 111 11 mad. Dr. Murker mny il lilinelf ciiimbln of e eiutliit: the office of mother. I In I only prn Humptoim. DurltiK the prvloit vllt of the eminent and fluent npler a very prominent1 Jurlnt of Ih" federal bench wan a KU"t nt thn Itotary nluh on the ouenaloii tif IiIh miIickh beforo that or Atairiiuitjou. That talk, It may be wild, wan de voted to health hygiene, limlond of eox hyitlenn. Hut Iho vlaltlnit Jurltt wna ImllKiiant. To n friend he mm Id: "Though a MraiiKer In a Ht'iatixe city and the guest of the club, It w with difficulty that I rent ruined n rlHhteou dealrr to iirlrni nnd con ilmnii not only the npeaker but the Intelligence of an atidleneo tliul would permit bIicIi 11 tiling." Our civic oiKunluitlotiH inn) havo Mich en tertainment If they ib'Hlre 'without cVrnplalnt. )Ofir1kehooli4 may not I'ligiicc In hiicIi mnlhnilH nf ho-ciiIIciI cduenllon. If the liiip.'iiillvc iieceHHlty for Inti oiluoltlK niich HiibJectH Into the currlciitiim can ho Miown, III. .11 lei' the foicn of liiHlruciron bo ntoliK the line of nxlollliiK virtue nnd inodenty ItiHtead of painting the lurid linen of an Immoral hull. Thn Idea, that the public school Hynlem In either churned with the riponHlhlllty of supplying that Instruction which cowardly or Inefficient par enthood refuses to Mipply, or In capable nf dolni; It. Ih untenable., Professional lecturers, who urn In ipoHt ciiHfs iropaKnndltH of fadn, should bo perjnllted the lecture platform In the. public sell. ml only after IhoroUKh InvrHtlKiitloii. The Introduction of miy subject not set forth In the established ti tut approved curriculum should be permitted only by and with thn consent of the board. The World docs not undertake to establish re Hpntudhlllty for this lamentable, occurence. 1 H iIoph expect that thn movement will end sum marily and finally, ihJot ani tiii: ui:im!iii,ican i-ia ii ohm. In dcHlKnnting an the iiiiraniount plank of the republican platform thn plcdo to decentralize exccutlvn nuthoilly lllllm Hoot, who many con sider Dm foremost HtateHmmi of the time , scored 11 ml scored heavily. There Thyrn aro many itravo objections to the public, service as at present constituted, but all of them havo their cause In tlio autocratic, power which the present chief magistrate has Mccurud for his office through sternly nnd In sidious curronrhmentH on Hie other two deimrt nicntH of the government. Hedrcss ndenuntely the balance between the executive, and thn legislative and Judicial depart inentH, and you will havo Hot In motion a reform that will of IIh own volition cure most of thn His complained of. Other .sound Miugeations niado hy the New York BtateHinan were: The. establishment of a labor tribunal wjtli au thority lo enforce IIh own manduten; Itlglil governmental economy and the creation of a national budget hhIciii; Tho elimination of the bolshevik from the public service; ' Universal military training; Revision of the Hstem of fixation. The Hpeaker also declared for tho adoption of the treaty with tho senate reservations nml the immediate reform of tho league of nations, what ever that may mean. wiiiik roit Tin: i,i:.an:. The Hiigm'stlnn I111H hcW made that tho league assume Jurisdiction over Iho Influenza epidemic, that Is again scourging the world. We aro for that. UurjiiPstlonahly thin disease threatens the ponce of the world anil thus comeH clearly within the Jurisdiction of the league. In break ing forth the fecund time (he thing defies the super-authoi'lty set up for tho maintenance of peace 011 earth, and challenges the authority of Die league. I.nt that organization have at It with 11 will. It Is a cplcndld opportunity to denionstratn the efficiency of OiIh secular au thority for which wo must confess we have not W.UJCS. fVipyrlfrlu, 1U30, bj K.leir A t1ut. The man hIuiuIh at IiIh task by day. And this It what ho draws for pay Thn prattle of his babes at night, I helr shouts of innocent delight. Tholr fond oaresseH, and the bllnt Of every little hug nnd kuw. Above the clang of homy thlngn lie lieara tne song ine ueitie smgH; lleynnd the Kiiyike and grliu'e and oil That mark hl dally round "f toll, lie seea IiIh Utile home aglow With every Jo that man may kmV. Think ou IiIh nges can be told ' in cuius of silver and of gold? Think you ho stands the heat and hmokn Of molten steel and Hmniildorlng c,pke Kor merely minted iminey, which Alone can never make him rich? t All. no! Thn inan Is working there Kor treasures far beyond compare.! And though Ills pay In dollars comes, Ills until translates It Into drums, And dresses, and a thousand Jovs Whlrh ho can glvo his girls nnd boys, If he has vision ho can sen Tim happy years which are' to be. Can see beyond his bouts of care The glorlCH which his own shall share, And tn their love and laughter gay The true man earns und counts his pay hitherto hud that reverent regard to which In Ihe minds of Hoine It was clearly entitled. Hut If It (an put tho flu In Jtn place, If It onn prove Its Hiiperlor authority over thin nuisance, Ihen we shall feel constrained to withdraw all previous objections. Wo do not foreswetir our self lo the extent of proclaiming In ndvnnco that we shall tin for II without thn crossing of 11 "t" or dotting of nil "I;" but wo shall feol kindly, and wo do pledge that we shall no longer fight It. ah 10 ", mitm: miootim;." .Morris IIIM'iult, In his IcMlmony before the New York legislature) now hearing ovldenco In thn rase of tho four soolallslH denied member ship In that body, predicts that rontrol of tlio Utillnd t! Ial"s government will pnsM peacefully Into the bunds of the socialise, hut admits that it "may bo nerewary to do 11 llttio'Hhootlug, If the profiteering eland revolt, after thn majority has spoken." ' t , lly the "profiteering class' Socialist 1 J Illrju IL means, It should bo clearly understood, every man or woman who by Industry, thrift and the eUtm nttonlliui In buslne, has acquired tltlo to property of any sort. t The frank avowal of thin expert socialist that "11 little shooting" may he liululge.l in after th" event ought to steel the "pi ofltems" to do u lit tlo shooting now In order lo prevent the event. However, when affairs roach tho shooting Hinge thiit man will he an nxpert on. the wing who can lilt tho lllll'iultn. For when thn powder begins to burn those fellows will be pointed away from the scene of notion and hilling on four. Most everyone, set-mi willing lo recognize thn Independence of J'oland and other baby nations but no ono so far has recognized Iho Independ ence of Ireland. c Oklahoma Outbursts .nr otis IjOrtoii,. 3 Dim nf thn Issues to bn decided by the New berry trial Is whother sailors wero a moro bane fill Influence than tho I'ord flivvers . Tho Important feature of tho young men's democratic convention in I'onca City today will bo th number of itonkeyH In attendance, Judging from their brevity. C. H. lingers mum havo written tho Klrst district resolutions. There wore 10 pot shots which found a vulnerable spot In democracy. Ordinarily It takes about .18 paragraphs for O. H. to express his sentiments toward u democratic administration. .lako irainou, it Heoms, has been tolerably suc cessful In his efforts lu Increaso his bunch o(f trading Htock. Until wn began to take, notice of the contri butions to the "Hurometer of Publlo Opinion," wo had 110 Idea there wero so ilmny "Honest .Men" In tho country, Aspiring office hunters In flrndy county Heem to think It will get votes to purcntheslzo their nicknames In the pnlitlhal aiinoiinconuints. MakcM 'em "one of tho boys," so to uttci. Just before Senator Owen mndo his keynote speech lit tlm democratic Btato convention, ro-' ports Hoover specialist, tho band played "I'm I'Virever mowing Hubbies." Cnlltrlbllletl by II, I'. II. . Despite atl efforts to prntect General Pershing while In Tulsa, he wna rurctoly klsseii ny a ro male, had his gloves stolen, nnd finally and feloniously was .presented with two volumes of original verse. News head: "President May Withdraw from IJurope'n Affairs." Wo believe by dolg this tho president would make thn biggest hit of his, career, on both sides of tho Atlantic. In fact, ho would scorn 11 honm run. A reporter sayH that thn vacant lot at Fourth and Main "will remain In an effete condition until tho labor situation clarlflcM." Hhucks. Wo never thought It wns that bad. Who effeted that lot, anyhow? It used to produce a nlco crop of weeds every year. Maybe the fiery speeches nt tho "wln-thc-war" men who hold forth there had sumotlilng to do with Its desolation. S peaking of Brickbats Income-Tax Fads You Should Kim Tho change -wrought d itiR li hv lllfltltf (IA..IV.U H.l many families materia' tr(n liability of.membern for lnra4 Mllllortn of bftbioa havo rn sdjii lo the family circles, a wh brings an added exemption t f ;oo ea thn parents' Incomo tax On tho other hand, rc r.ii mlliii), of boys and girls bec.m r (,SXj ' porting and they form .. iv.roppf iu-i..iiiu ua pai:rH. j icapor broujrht IIh i nnd removed many tlr, many of tho breadw sclveH. Accordingly, It Is p Interunl Tevenuo off n 1 millions of persona wle year consider their In a blllty from 11 new angir new titatua na of Doceni governs for lh full yr.i . 1. .J v. n mill VIUVJVV 1 . I ' Plw TOM ' ' &nl f 't ir 'I'tta tr t thu 'ax ,u T thtl; ' Uil, out ISOK ifinbff e lie in th fn.Ur,, '' other. IMr. Burleson will soon have enough to build him a house. Husbani and I BJaiinie PHielps QUaromcler of Public Opinion Hill Knows Who Wonts to He. Hryan can nnnin 11 great many particularly democrats- who won't bo presidents, hut what tho country Is waiting fur Is to know who lr going to be president Philadelphia Press. Not Solid Substance. Too much of what wo count ns wealth pro duction in these days Is more empty dollar marks than solid substance. Coal In abundanco can work for us; beef and wheat nnd potatoes In abundanco dan feed us; dollar marks can not. New York Sun and Herald. Illlchcock tlio Solllar). He who will not when ho may often may not when ho would. It Is greatly to ho feared that tho unplensablo Hitchcock will onn b dancing solus If he dances nt all. Tho treaty Is to bo ratified, 11 ml with a reservation to Article X. New York Tribune. DomantU Hid Itrasnni, Tho chnrge of usurpation made by tho Presi dent ngnlnst llin secretary of state Is without precedent In the history of tlio executive de partment, nnd (lie country will not rest satis fied with the cryptic correspondence between Mr. Wilson and Mr. Ionising. Tliero will bo 11 great demand fur a bill nf particulars to explain tho presidents extraordinary action. New York World. , ' r Syniatli) With Uiiislug. The publlo wympathy. wo feel sure, will lie given to Mr. Ionising In a very cousldcrnhlo de gree because of the general conviction that In tho clrciiiimtances of the cnM tho possible lr regularity of the method chosen for bringing about cabinet conferences might with great propriety have been overlooked by tho presl dent. The other causes of difference, the real cause of tlio rupture, aro matters which mint b considered us wholly within Iho prctddont's lierMin.il convenience and discretion. If ho and hi secretary of stale could nut get atom to gether, that was nufflclent reason for their get ting along i.epar.ilely. From any point of view 11 Is a regrettable Incident. New York TInie. IVmptatloii of Wllllant. Nothing could tempt Mr, Hryan Into another (tho fourth) prcwldentlal candidacy llko a se rious attack on federal prohibition. Tho moro tho ISth amendment Is fired at by democratic politicians, lu tho east, the tighter the Hryan Jaw will met and thn grimmer will Po the aspect of tho Hryan cotintenanco. Hryan will bolt the democratic party more easily than Roosevelt trailed tlln republican party In I0t2, In case pro fann hands are laid upon prohibition at Pan Francisco In June. And if he should run for prnsldent independently, the wholo nower of tho national Autl-S.iloon league wnuld ho hack of him, It might bo that the historic deno eratlc party would explro at lait, if it wera thus UM'd to champion thn lost cause of cocktui' H r ilom. Hryan, however would not bo ejected president. Springfield Hcpubllcan, I OHAPTKU L.XXXV. Christina Ktc. We had another trip and I' had finished my rtlvopplng at HUnbel's. Peggy- and Holen bought their gifts at different shopa, but I had to havo everything charged, and Blmbel'a wuh the only place I ihud an account. I would haw lieon frightened to buy thero had It not boon for their advertisement wiylng tho bills would not be rendered unlll February flrat. Hy that tlmo pomolhlng wan suro to happen so I' could pay them. Yet when tho goods came and I figured up w-hut 1 had spent, tt was really more than I had plnnned It would be. Isn't It always that way? I know 'It wan with me. I "would start out wltih tho bet Intentions in tho world; would resolve to bo eco nomical, etc.. und yet I always spent moro than I should. I had bought a reading lamp for Tom, some silk stockings for Holen Und Peggy, several things for the baby, a loo-k for Walter, and some gloves and .handkerchiefs for Norah. Then I had remembered Tom's mo-thcr, mv own father and mother, two or three of tho elrlw who u I ways sent inn something and to whom I felt, I musv, send presenW bceauso of that. It doesn't sound like much of a llHt.ibut I counted up tho sales sHpn and my bill had been Increased by J30. 1 had wanted somo "other things; but now I was thankful I hnd not purchased them. . Tom had sent up a tree, and he anil Peggy and I wprn trimming It when WaHor ami Holen ennm In, They had Uhelr arms full of bundles ail w-rap-pett In tuwue paper anil Christmas ribbons, A present fqr each of n. even Peggy AVo wero not lo open them until later In the evening. A I'lMillhli Custom, "I wlnh they hadnt done thatl" Tom crumbled, when they had gone "We havo niado no preparation for them, and it makes me feel tmiall nnd mean." "I havo a look for Walter and a pair of stockings for Helen." I told him, "and Peggy bought them n lovely snwklnK You know they huvo been very nlco about taking 'hor out." "That's nil right, then, but wha c ABE MARTIN 3 11 nuisance. You give mo somothlnB. I don't want and I'll glvo you some thing I can't afford. That's about all It amounts to.'' "Oh, how lovely the tree looks! l'eggy exclaimed, an she brought out several packages beautifully wrapped. "Where shall I put these?" 1 ' Torn took' them front J?hor then theyMvont nut li,.the kitchen to pop corn. Norah gave tho baby his supper nnd I put him to bed early. Ho was to have his presents, nnd nee tho tree In tho morning. We strune somo lot tho popcorn, nnd then mnde paper .cornucopias of gully colored paper land filled them with tho corn and lhard candies. When wo finished it was dinner time. The tree looked lovely; and while tired. I was glad I Had asKea Walter and'Helon to come In after jlltner. We would distribute the presents anu inen pmy nriuge or something to pass thn evening. I tiad suggested a play", but Tom hud said ho couldn t afford It. I did not caro.very much about It anyway. Wo wore to go on a real party the next night. Dinner, out in tho country dancing, and a good time generally. Kvcrett Crandell had Invited Tom, Peggy and me to be his guents for the evening. I !lfW for .Ml. " It was about half past olgnt when Helen ami Walter came lu. Toni llg'hted the tree, and wo pretended ho wan Hant.i Clans, and made him make, a "spoech with each gift he handed to us. Tom was very witty and ho kept ua roaring wth laugh ter. 1 l'eggy had given mo tlho dearest waist, white, georgette cropo with a design In beads. Thn very latest Idea tn ivalstH. I was delighted with It. She had given Tom a now p.itr of slippers nnd pipe; and the baby a high ohulr. Helen and Walter had given Tom nnd mo a set of O. Hen ry's books, and Peggy a lovely pock etbook. The baby hnd nlcturo books, und toys In his bundle. F.w oryone appeared nleoited with their gifts, and wo had a really pleasant ovenlng. We didn't play cards after all. Tlio men told slorles then Peggy pi-opoecd .that we stnrt read, lng Wlc O. Henry stories. "You road aloud, auc," she wild "You read ho wall." It wns -ono thing I could do. 1 had read aloud to father a great deal. So I read to them for an hour; then we had apples and pop corn nnd cldor. Helen ami Walter utayed until nearly midnight. When His went, Walter saldt "I want to tlhank you, Sue, for ask ing us down. It has been a very pleasant, restful evening. Much better than going fcomowhero In a crowd. I , hup peso you celebrate your woddlng anniversary tomor row." After wo wero alone Tom turned to mo with tho remark 1 "You see, Sue, It Is Just as I have tnhl you miny liniefl. You don't .nave to spend a lot of money; and I go to nil -Kinds or trouble to enter- 1 tain jour friends. They enjoy hoiiio nunc Kimpin jusi as mucn. ' I mud wanted' to havo a moro elaborate supper, 1 Tomorrow- Christmas Day. Has 11 Familiar Sound. Mr. Oompers' call to union labor to scrutinize the records of all pollt teal candidates Is excusable. It's merely taking a leaf from the book of the Anti-Saloon league, which, Is no menu 01 lanor. I'tutaiUipniu IM tVl U. . Th' traveler tlhat ned t' ask fer th' liar as soon as he reg.stered now asks for th' bell boy. Til' Fair Price Coiumlitco did not meet Inst night, as Its members attended a meetin' o' th' Iletall Dealers' Association. SomclKxiy by .Vnnio of Hryan, Kir.' Hryan now announces that "no professional soldier will bo nom inated for president by either party," Perhaps his choice IS some profes sional yawplst. Philadelphia Press, their mates during 191 Inlly affected. They 111 . that! unlem married ag.i comber .11, they nrc eyes of Incomo tax law 111080' who wero dlvor .0., ..u.. ...-. nun, in i r wiics or husbands must consider ,. -n.u... 1 as slnglo persons. I Hut lu widow Is not n mrM t I show oil her pei-Honnl rr'ii the la 1 come of her husband up the dii, I of his death; nnd the Him 1 truMn 1 the case of a widower wh sulterm I tho lors of his wifo durlti l.'j iv.. tho Incomo of deceu.,r 1 toiu must bo considered sepai a y vtlth respect tn requirement n f.je r(. turn for tho deceased bv 'he ixn mo or administrator. And tl dft&jed Is entitled to exemption frr tho fm, year based upon his statuj at ikleof death. Tho bride nnd groom ( f i-iij must flguro up tho incomo of ocit for tin full your and consider It Jcmtly with respect to Incomo tax reTUlreniPnu, even though they may not have been acquainted during part of tho year. Their status on December 31 Joins them for a full year. Tho Internal revenue bureau potnU out that a porson's status 011 Decern- 1)or 31 governs two thing First, t'u requirement to file a return If lh slnglo Individual had a net income o 1,000 or more, or If the tnarrlM couplo had a net income of t,000 or moro; second, tho exemption that may claimed on any return of m Income. And It ta pmnli.ifclzn.1 ih it Dia r. in tr-,.,Mt tn flln n rnlitrn hi, nr fa. latum 101110 personal .exemption, and that a person cannot avoid flllns 1 return merely by tho fact that no tat The Horoscope Tho itsrs Incline, but do rot ompl." Saturday! lYbruAry -I. tu.fl . Stars that aro stntiter rulo this day, according to astrology. Saturn, IT.inus and .lupltcr are nro an in malefic aKpect, while Venus alone Is friendly. it is a sway most auspicious or theatrical interests. Largo returns and success for new plays aro foretold,- young players of great promise will be discovered. According to ancient lore this thould bo a lucky rule under whicn lo wear new garments. -Modistes nml milliners should benefit, by this positing or or tne stars.- Changes In fashions will bo ex treme In tho next few months, it Is prophesied, for Ideals In dress will bo improved. Again Uranus threatens the hap plr.enH of mankind, for ttio planet Is In a place .that bodvs 111 to all who hold enviable positions. Jealousy Is hold to be fomented by tho plunotnry government which also makes de ception and misrepresentation easier than usual. Uan'kers and merchants should be exceedingly cautious during tho re mainder of tho year. Persona whoso blrtlidato It 1 have the augury, of . year of much activ ity. They should, bewaro of false friends who njtter slanders. Children born on this dav are like ly to bo artistic and affectionate. Th-oso subjects of Pisces may en counter difficulties In their careers bnt they will overcome all obstacles. (Uipriyit. 1020. ty Ch Mftlurf Nf-T-pur Kyodlitit. 1 Is due. c Bennie's Notebook Tho Park Ave. News. ICxterl Kxtcrl Ulg Flood Cauil by a Leek! Uist Wednesday Sid Hut. bawt a fbuntaln pen for 15 certs sr.! tiie man told htm it wouldent leet no matter If ho carried U up siii down or eny widh way, so Sl.i llur' put It in his pocket up side down' find out, and wen he got undresMl at nlte thero was Ink on cvorythls he took off and somo things lie dli ent. tnitch as his side ribs. Spoarts. I.eroy Shooster is lcri lng how Jo ktite backwerds on lu new roller nkates. witch wile he practicing last Thersday he bumptl Into 6 .things, being a flro plus, 1'inli Slmklns, a tree, somo kid pushlnc push cart, and the push ca-t he puslliJng, and Flat foot tho cop Pome by, Skinny Martin, They Fall J-:.isy Eny way I bountced our baliy In the air And did my host not to drop It, Hut my mother sed' "Wats sou doi-l thoro?" And Imtnedltly made mo slop 11 Intrtstlng Facks About In'Jlstirf Peeple. Artie Alixandcr ovcs pes and wouldent hardly know wat to t wnthout ono somo of the ones h has hnd belnjr a tlhort ni' gcat, 1 httlo dog with a big bark a fl h a round pill box, a lady cat and 1 chlckln Jest big onuff to lav cny ' Awertlzcment. Curo your eht dern frum stuUerlng. We will 1? low them erroun-d and lilt them os' tho hed with a stuffed stockinirevef time they stutter without iharRe i'J' for the plezzure. Soo Iloddy Mertl nnd Kd Wernlck. IC iS ESSElfTW. The Aeolian Player Piano Is the Economical Buy Notwithstandintr the fact that the Aeolian Plar Piano Jjas a slightly higher initial cost than nunv player pianos, it is the economical buy, fijjurci) dollai-s and cents. Its simple and efficient in struction and the excellent material used, pre vents future expense in upkeep. It will pay you to get an "Aeolian" do not 'r' ' few dollars in initial cost induce you to consulf a poorly conceived, poorly constructed player p-ano. 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