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TULSA DATLY WORLD, FRIDAY, JUNE 4, 1920 l'b M l"rr Mnrnmj In'ltiilini (umltji RYTHFj WOULD ITHIdSlUNO CO. tUOKNt LOIITON . .. .... Ornurr nd I'ahiiihtr r. o i,Attny .ii.iiin Mif ftTIH t.OUTON . . ... Mnlii)t Mllor r. A 1.A1TA ClilKf r.illiwOr Wrlttr fiUrriM in tt Tain I'mloMkii Hwnml CUit Mtttr tlEMfi'KH 7)F AI'tMT IIUItriAU OI ClKCrMTIOl MRMPMl OK Tllr. amhociatkd imikhw Th Aiwi'iilnl I'iiii It nelatlfrir "llll'l f ispitillMllon of ill ni- i)lplfn r r4ltwl In II or tint fll""lr rrnliiM In Ihli paper l') tl kiMl n tihiliii1 hprtln MIIIHttlllPTION luTKH. IIy"MAI1. IM AtlVANCHl DAILY AN(l Ht'NtiAY IN OKLAHOMA fil'TNII'i: Ol' OKLAHOMA on. Tf . I M linn Vr I Mi Mnntht . . 1 no Hl Month Tbt" Mnih . 1 li I'.r M-.i.lh t fin Mffnlh .71 DAILY ONLY fin Yr lt im four J 22 Mi Month HI Kla Mnnth J tUtm Mnnlht 171 I'er Mnnlll Oh Month tin HUNllAY ONLY On Tr till (in Trr l Hi Mnnth I rl Month" I. 'J l'r Month ... ivr Horilh i.. Hr CAIUIIKIl IN OUTHIIiK TOWHH, DAILY AND fllJNUAY , Tr Wrk I J" l'r Mr.nlh In Ailvunm l'r Yr, In Ailnc HY CAIIIIIKH IN Tl't.HA.lANl "fTpniNOn AMD HKU I'OHK. DAILY AND HUNDAY tr w.k ;; rr Month, In Ailvnc i.-'II Pr Yr, In Aitnc t'lfoNi: flOon FPU AHI, "''V'i'nr AVKItAOK NKT PAID ClllftlLATION "K Tllll TUl.HA DAILY AND HUNDAY WOULD KOII Till! MONTH Of MAY, ItSO, WAN ,' , 1, K. 15 HoMI. rireulalliiii M-maor. .pi linnl r that Hi vii nl puKI elreidsllon nf Tit Dullr ml HumUy Wotlil for lli month f Msy, IHO, w ,!( id lh bl of my knowlMlt" iid hllf F) II. Ml'OTT. f:irriiltnn Mnmr. ftuluuirlliM nd wein lfor in thl IUI ilir nl A. K. NK.fl. , NnUry I'ulilln Mr roinmlailnn ulr Murch II, lilt, Dailu liiblical Quotalon riitii.w, .mini: i, iwao. ThU In it fdlllifiil MiiyliiK. ami woilhy of nil no coptiitloiii that Clirlfit J-riii(i ciuno lulu tint world to mivii hIiimi'ib. of whom I nut uhlof. 1 Tim. 1:15. ItrMliiK n "ihU fiiltliful kayltm." Wii urn Hiifn from form mill Kullu; On our I.onl nur bi1i IIh ntuy Ins, Wo muy lonh uroiiiul ami mlln. Thin U ii fiiltliful myluir. nnil tlifno thin" I will Unit thou ufflrm rimnliintly, tlnit tlmy which htivc ImllriVfiil In tloil hiIkIU bo cnrofill to miiln Inln kooiI worln. Tltu :iS. Amontc the traffic rwilntlonn put out hy tlm now nilmliilntifithin w lv lioi'ii oxpnctliiK to ton nn orillnimco nmklnit It unlawful for a motor lNt to crow tho bUIowiiIIi nntl butt Into tho hour nourliy. Our own prcslilrnt linn iihown hln ability morn than oniio to fall out. of a illnitKrecnlilo Htttiiitlou nA mako tho pulitla hellflvo that It wan thr othur fnllow who dlil Iho acrobatlcB, hut It taken Franco to protluco u prcitilont who can fall out of a railway coaUi. Tim chlof coiu't-rti of tho imw Moxlcun kov rrnmont nflpmr) to lio to cnnvlncn thn world thnt tho ilrath of Carranza wuh dim to clrcunuitaiicoM tmyonil It n control. Thono Mnxlcunn hao hail tho prrnldf nt'kllllni; habit ho Iomk It In hard to teach thorn any othor way. An hooii oh tho It) k)i cot of kbh Cfioirn'to worry lift, wo will bn Hiiuaro up axalnnt tho IiIkIi cohI of Ico. Tltln llfo la Jutit onn thliiK nflnr annthcr. Yearn'aKo wo Itni'W a mini In a Htnall town who played both timlH iiKalnt thn mldtllo by hoIIIiik coal In tlm wlntor and Ico In thn nummr. Wo havn ahvayn admired that man. Wo havo lfi'in unablo to tllKcovor any ntliu rliiHin for tho prcMili'tit'n proposal for Amorlc'i to nfwuino n mundalo kvit Arnmnla. Wn am twry for Hioho pcopln over thcro under tho bllithtliiK Hhailow of iHlitmlntii. They need a mandate an bad hh anybody, anil we. havo plenty of miindatrn to Biarni but tnottt of iim would Iiretcr that the Armeiilann would movo over clofior to our baol( yard before wo undertake a KuarillatiHhlp over their at fill rn. Wo aro not no fontt of Ioiik dlHtaneo pblbiutliropy. U'h too ex'ponMvo and unearlalu, -it SAt't'i: nut tiii: tjottsi:, Tiiere In a claim of reader who accept what Iho Manufactmera' Iteeord Iiiim to My with a liberal allowance of wilt, bccauxti, more or' leMi UnJilHtly,, tin UtteranceH are dlxcouuted In the mlndH of moiiiii by the Inference that It lx pie ludlcod hy Iho viewpoint of the employer, rather than thu wholn ieoplu, We nay utiJUMly. be j.uiHti by loni? obnervatlon wo huvu found thai publication Ntfnly anil n.mrly conservative and luxt on every . Hllliject rclatliiK to the public weal, For that rcamm we .have rad and now froommniul to our ratlei'H the attltiulo of that publication on the proposal to place an em barco on tho exportation of (train. and mealH-aa l lucrum of retlitclnt; the coat of foodntuffM. Vhe Itcconl call attention to the conced-d fact that the moment tho price of farm producta la driven down below the font of production the farmer j will Kteadlly dccrcaxc iIm cuHlvateil aorcaKo, anil j that will Homier or later iircclpltate a 'food ' famine. Thl.i Ih not tho howl of an alarmlm, hut nlmply undeniable factH. It Ih absolutely certain that IIiIh yoar'H footl crops will bo nliort. Tho farmor Iiiih already done much In thu way of leducliiK III l-iph to tho nccerwltlen of Iiih family, ami labor Iiiih not ticitn available for him to umlurtako the culti vation of moro land than could bu handled by Iho help at IiIh command. Wo have Ignored tho farmrrh need. AVc, have yielded to the tie manda of Industrial worker for shorter daa xnd hlKher wur.cn, and havo led the farm labor er to bellovo that by coiuIiik to tho city ho could make more money with less tlmo and ef for than In tho country, Dooij anybody MUppoan that tho farm laborer under theiio clrcuiiitituiicca U boIiik to Htay on tho fnnnT Cuit unyouo Imaglno that tho farmer boy wilt continue to work with tho rtrudcery of farm Ufa from daylight to dark when, by lavliiK tho farmr ho can pet twlco as much pay foe MU tho lioura of work, not to mention tho appeal of Iho lino of city llfo and tlm brlKbt IlKblH to the heart nf the youiiK' And linen a ? Iitnly mippofMi Ihf farmer ran ralno hln vitn in a imlnl that will attract mifflrlmit help on ti firm with nut mldlm; mtitf tially to tlm hI Mii'ly Krlvoiift Imrden lo tho annniirnorT Anil then, when one talkn about an cinlinrKO on fihliimeutH of fooilHtiiff, iloift Im realUn Hint thn furnmr will have nomethlnK to nay on that ubjeot and will ilttmiiiid hln rlghtR t. thnt no emlHro Im placed upon hln product unl'-nti an emlmrKO alwi bo plaeo on cotton and Iron anil Httnl nnil lumber and nvoiythttiK w am now fXpitrtliiK What In nnuen for tll Moonu will be mpially nit Kwl nnuee for (he nnrtilr. He whii lalkn nliotit nn emliarKo on Hie hli titent of farm product In onlpr to redden the ctiHt of fooilitturr for tile Amerlomi people In only arKilliiK In favor of a famine, of food which would HtiiKKtT thn fintlnn. I.M tin fnno the fnrtn fiiliarn1y and honently. If wo ahnomt thli wy out of thn hlKh eimt of llvlttt;, havo wo counted the rout and are wn wHlln to takn thn In evitable coneiuenreH7 I.KAVINO Till: I'Alt.M. Almimt every Iftnun of the Hiiiidny World, and many other papm of :nera olrrulatlon that cnino to nur ilink, Ih reileln with adveitlnemoiitH of fit run nffi rlNK Kreat liiirxitltiM In MIcIiIhiui land. Olio woiiltl naturally liimnlne thnt thin wan vlrxln noil that In the haty eettliiiK nf a now nlnln had been overlookml nn not ho ennlly Diillivable an that whlnh hnn been taken Up. It linn been the habit In many parlH of tlm wrnl, where nature had provided vnnt iiurcHKeH that tenulred only plowltiK and miwlnit to produce a crop, to ihim by Hum. lenn valuabln plncen which reiiulred rleailni; and (Indium., and fertlllxlnir. Hut tho .M It'll Iku ii eiino prenuntn a newer phano of tlm problem. There aie not all undeveloped land, but many are abandoned farina. It Ih now announced that a development bu reau Ih looklm; for men to put on IS.Onn aban doned farmn In that Htate, Michigan Ih a InnK way from Oklahoma, nnd In innutlaly dlffeient In man rpipnct. Vet even Oklahoma In Inter enletl In a condition which ovIdcnceH hiicIi n heavy tlraft from farm to the .oily. Thin meaiiH an itKKravatlnn of tho Ii If: It cunt of llvlni; In be Kln Willi, for tho morn pcnpln In the oily thn mom moutliH to feetl ami tlo fewer hauilH to feetl them. .Mont of un thought of abandoned fariiln an beliiK u peculiar pofmomdon of Hie oliler eiiHtern fttateH, of New York ami I'eniiHylvanla and moro ho of New KiiKlnmt. The nown that thin condition U ohtalnliiB In thn went will como with a Hhock. Tho rural problem fa c In if tho United HtateH In ho bin that oxaKiteratlon of It In almoHt Im ptiHHllilo. UnleHH thin country makes hanto to learn and modify tho caiiKcn that aro depopulal Iiik the farniH, Aniprlra'n whole nodal and eco. nnmla ntRanlxntlrm will bn thrown out of Rear, and IndiiHtrlal tlevolopinent In thn clllen will Krow Into a tllnaMer Inntentl of a blowdntr. Wo enn do without mnHt any other product easier than wn 'ran do without tho product of thu farm. And there will be no rot from trlken und lockoutn until the balanco between producer unit cnnMiimnr Ih rentoied. ' MV.' AN II .MAUIIN'i:s. Tho IiiihIiichh world, mtyn tho Albuiiueniue Journal, ban noun to great expense tn tleveloti nd uo innchlnery. Hut It hnn matin but Httlo pffort to nltitly nnd comprehend tho most contly and problematical mnchlne of all. thn human body nnd nplrlt. Technical hcIiooIh have been liullt nil over the country to Htudy the median leal and Hclentlfic nnpectn of liUHlnenn. Chemical mid phynlcal forces havo been examined ami experimented with with exhaiiMlvo thorough nen. Young men who Intend to enter bunlnCHH hrn trained to coniplelo mantery of Iheno inani mate forces. Much time and money in spent to make men acquainted with their work, but llttlo I donn or said about making them acquainted and sympathetic with tho human belngn who mllnt bo their ngentn In accomplishment. The veiy greatest force, the tinman element, has never been carefully studied. Mmplnyers ol labor have not understood it, but have rather Ignored It. Tills failure to uiuleiHtaml the mlml of labor has led to tho separation of capital anil labor Into hostile cam ph. As so tunny employern huvo never made any particular effort lo get olose to their workers, Iho wnrkern never hail a chance to sen tho point of view of the Innl nesH man. The rcHtilt wan that many groupn of workers came to adopt unreasonable ami violent views. This condition could easily havn been avoided had biislnenH men made more effort tn get In Hynipathetlc touch with the men on their pay roll. DKCISION. tCopyrlnht. 1930, by Udgar A. Ouest ) There's no limit placed on you Hae what's right and wrolii; to tin; No one here lias power to nay That you may not work or play, Noun may order you to stop, None tinij keep mi from thn lop; Mfe will cheerfully return All that you are nlfncd lo earn. Von aio master of your strength Ami your fortune's breadth anil length; Vou decide which road you'll take, How much money you will make; You dcteimlno when you'ie hit Whether you'll fight back or unit; 1 leie mi enrtli you hi, mil aluno .Making your ilcclsloiwi known. , All your whole life' story thtough Ceniers on the thing that's you;' Swayed perhaps at tlmen you are, lly life's currents oarrled far. Tempted sorely now nnd then, Striving with your follow men; Hut when all Is said ami done, You have lOHt or you have won. How much money do you nopd? What shall be your golden creed? How high do you care to climb? I low shall you divide your time? How much will you do ami dare For the crown you hope to wear? These life asks, ami It Is true Nona cm answer them but you. You nlonn have power to say, in your hours of work nnd play, Whether you prefer to stand I'ure of heart nntl clean of liand, Itatlicr than to stain your soul For onio temporary gal In this wordly place you fill. You aro master of your will. Oklahoma OufburHln Hr 'iTis Inn rt i v The Hit atiil Hwat rinb Ih In favor of extertnl tintliiK Htn ICngii.li Kpairows. Hy their indiistty limy ml a bnd example There seems to he an uniiniinlty t.irgr hiiiiiit nf men of proinliii tii e In thin country this vpar who look upon themselves an "dnrj hoises One llttlo Tulsa follow who hnn Just been r leiijHid Hum quarantine, declares wl'b p.itrl'iti' pi tiln Hint Im "did not havo nn Herman mensle- ' Aftnr (ilmnrvliiK a few of tho ninnmer dresses worn by gtrla. I?verelt Pureed of Hnld Is not surprised at the nhorlnito nf mosquito netting Tho Htipreme rnurt decision against a woman suffMKii riifrrnrnluiii senniH to have ntolen the Ktorgottn waist from I'rlnco FreeiltiK's platform The girl on Houth Main nays she went to both shown but Hint she got mum entertainment nl Hi Holy Holler tent ihmi ho did out of Hb y Hutiday. "Unknown Comet" wnn tlm head appearing over h polltloal annntinrome nt In The World Weilmfldiiy morning. Prolsibly not limpproprl nt at that. We Klonn from the Tlmen that Okmulgee han a pollen force that enn beat any poker hand ever dealt, anil they seem to be looking for a ih.iiict' to "sit In." Tuls.t pollen announcn that they aro prepared In ink thflr (Ives In bnnil nntl iniiko nlgb'ly raids on rooming houses no matter what tho consoouenren or casualties may be Hi tins wr commend them, but at tho sumo tlmo nuggist that hl-Jackers urn not In tho habit or operating III rooming bonnes to any unusual extent Here Is thn way It nffectn a Kansas poet "For bringing sun and snow together, thorn's nono like tlmo -Oh, Knnsan weather Of Juno and Janunry part, how llko a pretty girl thou art; ono day thou wilt not stir a feather, the next wilt roar with lungs of leMhor. You molted us to tears Inst week, ami then yon fro.o them on our cheek. Answer, Kiuihuh, tell us whether Juno will bring uh Hiiuimer weather " Some thief or Joy rldflr rodo away with Oapt. Ii. II. Myers' gun wagon tho other night after bo hail hitched It In front of a theater In McAles ter It took tho combined efforts of city anil county ofHclaln a night nnd. half day tn locate It In nn nlloy near tho county Jail, which may go to show that very few McAlestcr people frequent thn vicinity of thn county Jail. They prefer to patronize tlm city Jail. Barometer of Public Opinion Or Hack a I'lieiitt Hlch men who want to din poor had better try running for tho presidency. Philadelphia Public ledger. llt'comlng Tangled Thin government and this nation need to get our own affalrH In order before w set nurselvea up In Hie business of trying to inanago Iho affairs of anybody else, cunt or west. Managing thn nffalrs of Armenia means becoming tangled up with pretty much the whole of thn old world This Is exactly what they all over thorn want tn jet uh Into get u h Into It up to bur necks. Tlien they will take good cam that wo shall novrr be able to get olirHelves out. New York Sun end Herald. The One Mr. Iloowr Omitted When Mr. lloovor wan drawing up a bill nf PurtlculaiH for Iho caue of the rlso In living costs ho might have milled annthcr, and Impor tant. Item to tho eight he listed. The Wllunn administration, whoso adoption of the "cost plim" system in war contrnctn made poHslltlo tho Immediate and complete deitruo t lun of all standards of labor values. From that onn root grew much of tho Infla tion, short production, overtaxing anil profiteer ing which Mr. Hoover bun In his list. That mot no iiresldentl.il candidate can Ignore. New York .Hun and Herald. Tho Comiicrn Plan Hut how Is Mr (iompers going to find repub lican or democratic candidate for congress who will mnko HinuiHOlvcH eligible for Indorsement 10 rejoctlng their own party platforms and accept ing this credit capital plank? How many re publican mid democratic candidates for congress will promise to support the Plumb plan? Here In lies tho logical absurdity of tho (Iompers plan of caiupalgu. He wants to control voten In con gress. Hut ho shies at trying to elect candidates who believe enough In his policies to advocate them directly ami to cut loose fioui all other party associations New York Tilbunc. (iuiKl as Cold So far as small holder have been frightened into the sale of their bonds their action Ii regret table, although without excuso in most cases. No matter what the tlckera may record, tho true value of l.lbertys tltie not change Unlenn forced to sell, the owner Ih as well safeguarded today as ever he was. The government never prom ised to maintain these bonds at par during the whole of their llfo What It agreed to do was to pay principal In full ami Interest at stated (lines, and this obligation will bo scrupulously kept I.lkc any other note, mortgage or negotiable paper, I.Iberts may be transfcried before ma tin lly, with sbuditiKH largo or small on the prU'e, but when due they will be as good as gold. New York World, Oltl I'urnlliirti Prices Outrageous IMItor Tulsa World' 1 am so glad you have refused advcrtlienients for furniture for rent where tenants are forced to buy furniture to get possession Tills ceitalnly Is a menace to the public good of Tulsa. I ahve been here several weeks and havo looked at a number of houses -i (tit apartments where the prlcn asked for old second-ham! furniture Is outrageous. I know personally of two Instances where young, Inex perienced couples have paid three times the value for furniture to get possession of an apart ment. 1 havo wondered why tho chamber of conimercii or someouo In authority has not taken steps to eliminate this mennco before. You cer lalnly show that you have the good or Tulsa nt heart by lefuslug those advertisements. Property owners and real estate agencies are siiiely realizing moro from their rentals than ever before ami are reaping large Interest on money Invested, and thoy could help with this movement by icf using to allow houses to be fur. nlshed and sold to tenants chanced In this way A Sl'IISCIttllKH. What MiMMiro of ScrIco Hu You Che'.' Kdltor TuNa World The unfortunate ntti tu, In of labor In the measure of services given In return for the wages paid Is one of the most forlous problems of the hour. Thcro Is no cfort or disposition Hllnwn by Tulsa employers t.. dueo tils price of labor below prs.etn prices. Un win iiiui'i ilium, iniTc is a maiiirci tendency hy a very largo per cent of wage earners, both union iiiiu iiiiiiuiiiuii, to wiiunoiti rrom their cm ployer a senous reerve from the full rt.iv'n Ire ho Is able to give with reasonable pbynU.il effort. This criticism does not apply to a!l tint os apply to perhaiM 7S per cent of w nee r.im eis today. This condition limit,, and curtails I production anil Is responsible In a large measure lur jukii prices. As an employer of labor tho writer is in dally contact with this thorn In the commercial flesh ami is len iu give expression not In . npirit .f ii'i'iini-, .ui p ii i viiiuiiiiT 10 tnnse wlu MIht ui.it ma umieiiy lor neiier conditions h largely 111 their own ahnda A m.inlv. h llllLMI t,.lli. I... all olasses of labor, skilled and unskilled, Union and nonunion, to give, a full rounded meisure of wimu mi m- miiii iiinivii win aim rully one third to production in all lines Thi- ,ni courage the employer to gieator activitj and swelling the fruit of labor cheapens c,,,f 0fl muil n )ii.Mtui-i nun rvtllices inp COSt Ol living iuk'i n in ii w-i .iinntiue pn vi lc i , Hie day i, work ii gUen in the o'd fashionc d . .pint if frmlly vo operation, c, O. 1-HYU. A THRILLING MAN HUNT THE POLICE ARE TRYING TO FIND GEARY, THE GUNMAN. (CuprrUht lfl'JO the police w, I DONT LAY Of FEN ME, I LL 0UMI: rtffffp fin prvt Mprutmtatlvtt and a ttalmmtnt. Ittuct will probably Imad parade during thm campaign and occupy a front row in thm gallery at th infi'on Margaret Carrett's &c Husband m Bv JANE P1IELP3 rilAITKH XXXV. Marriage Demands Adjustment About 2 o'clock tho tolcphona rang. ' Are you going to John's with mo tontahf" Hob usked. "Ucrtalnly not! 1 thought you un derstood that this morning." "I wish you would go, Margaret," thorc was a wistful lone In his voice, unumial ami appealing. ;-I shall not go. You know how I feci about going with those penplo and I can't sea why you persist In asking me." "Very well. Don't expect mo to dinner I'll dlno with John so long nn vou refuse tn spend thn ovenlng with us." and before r could voice a protest thn click of tho receiver told mo ho had hung up. 1 was stunned. Not for a moment had I really believed ho would gl without me If I refused to uccept Mr .Kendall's Invitation On ono or two occiihIoiih when they had spent tho evening together at John'a stu dio rooms t had not been Invited. Hut I considered it an Insult that after I had declined Hob should ac cept. I turned from the telophone, my clieekH burning llko flro. I wan too angry to -'ry, and paced tho floor while I wondered what I could do to compel Hon to come homo and re main with me. "I In s afraid to come homo to din ner for fear I shall persuade him to remnln with mo," e.tmo tho thought like a ray of minshlno. I would call him up, say nothing about the evening; Just tell him I should surely expect him to dinner; 'hen keep him with mo. Does It hcem xtranco that 1 can thus bare my f-ocrct thoughts to tho world? Do you who roatl stop to link thnt when a woman tolls tho story of her life, it Is mostly a tory of feeling, of emotion; thnt wc as ,i mix aie creaturcH of emotion, and that oNcn we spoil our lives be cause we allow our thoughts to his physical gets all about It. Whllo most women roll their troubles over nntl over so that no matter how small they are at first, In tho final analysis they havo reached enormous proportions In their eyes. I waited until after 4 -o'clock Hob didn't llko to be disturbed 111 the middle of the day then I called Hob's office. "Hollo, Margnrot," ho answered. Then, "Changed your mind?" "I called to tell you I wanted you to be ouro and como homo to din ner; 1 havo something you partlcii arly like." "Can't, dear! It's too late. I've prnmlsnd John. Hut If you have clo dded to bo sensible nnd want to, you can Join us. Old John will bo de lighted It you will, I am sure. Wo aro dining at Hnrtwell'H at 6.30." Onco moro hu hung up without giving me a chanco to answer. I of course blamed John Kendall moro than I did Hob ror this high Imndctl proceeding, as I called It. ir those men would only let lloli alone Im would be all right! It was all their rault. Hut I wept bitterly as I thought ot my loimly dinner ami ovenlng. Finally I bathed my face and sat down with a book. I wan pfoiifj, and would not allow even Delia to know I felt slighted by my husband's ac tions. Hut my thnughlH weie not on tho book, but on what course I should take with Hob, That eventu ally I would wean him rrom hli friends I never doubtoil. 1 heard tho bell, but paid no at tention until Ulsio Iiarton breezed In upon me. "Well, I am lucky! I'vo made three calls and found no one at home. Do glvo nio a cup of tea, and at tho same tlmo toll mo why those red eyes? You havo been crying' Don't deny It." I rang ror Delia and ordered lea, then tried to Interest Klsle m some ChrlstmnH work I was doing, but she would not oe put orr "('oine. now," she said when Del la had brought the tea, fess tin what's Hob up to now ?" "Ho's dining with John Kendall. Is that all? i thought he had gone away for a week U hv a, it wltll ! you " mi' XM"K aml ,U I wan nono too pleased in ono to have Klsle with inc. Hut 1 didn't want Hob to know I was In am wav amused In ills absence, she would be gone when he came In, I won d say nothing about It. So I told her how pleased I would be, and she telephoned her homo that they need not expect her. uweii on tile nonessentials or life In stead of being big enough to grasp what makes for happiness nnd true living, and forget all else? That, I believe, Is one nf man's strongest characteristics. Seldom does a man fuss over trifles; seldom worty over nonessentials, lie shrugs his mental shoulders If lie doen't Abe Martin follJUji Kn win l. w t make a long story shrt I , dandy a. irnicllnhment in un rc an f n we usi d t write I" Hn ti n th inwrr lift hand c)rner of our puetal cards? , Br Tbc Ctilco Tribune.1 WE AvRL" TllE HEALTHIEST ClTV LlTS tPT JO tit it sen riding through th parh$. 'OfF ' II ".anLMMTJO " ' und niah political tpmtehf to vlnting dtltgattt con and ptrhapi rciv a prttidtnlial boom of hit own. "Now, what elso?'" she asked, re curring to Hob. "He is going to spend the evening with John Kendall looking oversomo foolish manuscript." Then 1 uddod, ' I was invited but wouldn't go." "Why not? I'd like t0 see John Kendall ask mo If ho didn't wont mo to accept! I dote on going to hln studio." "I havo told you, Klsle, that I do not caro for then? old friends of Hob'a. 1 shall accept no Invitations from them. 1 shall soon get Hob to feel us I do; but If 1 accepted their Invitations I would havo no ar gument at all." "You follsh girl! You uro making an awful mistake!" Tommorrow Tho Only Way. Two Ducks'Run Amuck on Silo Juice Drunk and Immediately for C.MCNVIKW. HI, Jnno 3. Aftor getting their bills full of an nlcoholic sediment which had collected at tho bottom ot the silo nn tho Helm farm near here two ducks chased all tho other fowls off tho farm, nttacked a number of Olenvlcw residents and bit a policeman on tho shins. Then, stag gering back to tho farm, they eiawied muter a stove and died of duck deliriums. Their gizzards havo been Hcnt to a chemist for examination. An Kngilsh Inventor of a now wireless telephone claims that It Is compact enough for a man to carry the omit' appiratfis, Htlsy to Ovwi on thn ll'llliillS Plan I "Th I lira Incline, but do not compfl i riiiay, juno i, man, During the busy hours of iei ih tho planetary rulo In not lmi.ir,W according to astrology. Jpjitti rules strongly for good late, in th, afternoon. It I a rarely fortunate aspei-t -. public dinners, or hanqueta at whl'k politics or any object bear.ng tt, the national wolfaro Is discussed Tho Mway In held favorably U. the presentation of a personality importance. Thus men much in hl forerront of nctlon should beiufri Good luck Is presagfd oHpon.vV for men of legal trnlnlng. Ju'V,; should benefit from tho Infinitum that arc dominant whllo this i i, figuration prevails. There Is a sign read nn encour.nt' Ing to all who desire to win the fi vor of women who mny bo err i or captious. This applies to iumi ncss nnd professional relationship, na well as thoso confined to tn homo. Neptune Is In nn nirpnct hold ti puzzlo thinkers and to cause mnr or less uncertainty. This Is not an auspicious direct!' of tho stars for traveling. Joumm' on Hip water may not be fortuna' Storms are likely to be proVnlen' during this entire month, nnd Joss" of crops may bo reported. jV Ford again cotnoi much Into din cnsslon In newspapers and lyceun t for an amazing condition unexpect etlly will develop. Tho Introduction of new Invert Hons will ho a featurn nf sumnm commercial activity, and ono novo device will play an Important par In political campaigns. Motion pictures continue und the most promising trw-ay of th stars, nnd new wonders In develop mcnt are promised by thoso wh read tho stars. This month will bo an estraordi nary profitable ono lo hotols am restaurants. Again It is predicted that dlot wlf be studied nnd food problems worked out on a scientific baj?l. Person!) whos birth dato It It have tho augury of meeting with new friends who will bo of benofl' In business. 1OVo nffalrs neem to b subject to conditions more or let hnraHslng. Children bom on this day w(Il b" rortunato In having many pei'in Interested In them. Girls nro 1IR1) to have romantic careers. Tlm should he ununually beautiful an4 clever fopyrlitht, IH20, by ttm McOcr Nwriir flfatlr1 Bennies' Notebook Lnst nlto after supplr mil and I., roy shooter nnd Skinny Martin wai setting on tho floor up In my set tlor room playing dominoes, and pop was smoaklng with hli feot up nntl all of a imddln I sod, Hay, fei love, slpposo you hail to dlo anrt sipposo rumbody gave you your choice of all tho different ways of dying wlch do you think would b the easiest doth? Yco gods, Jest wen Im starting tr feel mellow and contented, he han to go and Ktart something like that, rM pop half to himself and half ou' loud. I know wat way Id choosn, ser". Skinny Martin, Id havo meltei; chokllt poured over mo nnd won 1" got up as far ns my mouth Id star, to eat It as fast a I could, and wet It went up faster than vcat I coulrt eat It Id Jest choke to doth. That the easiest deth I can think of. I know wat wny Id chooso all rlts. sed I.oroy Shooster, Id hlro a merrj go round to glvo me na meny frs'i rlde as I wunted and Id tell It to sc1 crround as fast it could for 10,0(10 rides without stopping, and by thn! time Id bo ded frum dlzzlnlss. How that ror a easy deth? I Do you wunt to know wat way 111 chooso, I sed, Id got somebody H tip nio down and stuff straberry FJ creaine Into mo till my tompcrtur: went down and down till It got if' lew Id bn frozen to deth. That would be a t Intch of a easy deth. Ivo changed mine, do you wu; tr know wat way Id chooso? sod twin nv Martin, and pop sed. No, no 1000 times no, now you 3 lunatlM either play dominoes or disband fori tue evenintr. Wlch wo played dornlnois. 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