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Daily Biblical Quntaton
FRIDAY, ItU M, mi"
f.od sent ntil hi Snn Inlci the world to
demn the world, hut tint 'he world through
him might he saved John lltt.
Jesus, our great Hlgh-prlest,
Has full alnnerio 111 111. iil'.
Ye weary spirits, rest:
Ye mournful soul be glad
Thin I hi commandment. Hi '' 'r nhoiild he
llv on the name "f hi Hon Jesus Christ,
and love one another. 1 limn 3.23.
AN Mill AM INSPIHINI. PAPF.R
Senator Harding's sper. h "f aeocpthn,.
la
not only an exceedingly aide paper. squarely
meeting the laBIHI llDPOMd. B the trend of
current events. It la alao an Inaplrln; paper.
taKuluted to quit ken the all htft proalrate
natltmal ronaolente Into a flamln torrh of
virile Amerhanlnm.
It la deeply alKnlfl. ant of the aheer nereaal
Ilea of the republlr ami thn determination of
the republican candidate, that hla flrat com
iriltlal ahould he with reaped to conatltutlonal
government. That la the flrat contain of the
party aa It la the prime need of th nation.
And that in amplifying, rather than qualifying
that committal, h ahould aay that euch
cemmlttal contemplate the appointment of a
cabinet ctunpoHed of the ablest mlnda In the
republic, known to poeacnH the ability to exert
thlr rightful Influence and conatructlve ability
in behalf of the government, not mare offlte
boys alert to do the bidding of an autocratic
mind.
"Thla nation la too large for any one man
to govern," declares the republican candidate.
Adding: "And it haa always been."
Th.ua in the very Introduction of hia speech
of accepsnce Senator Harding unerringly
places hla finger on the seat of trouble and
pledges himself directly to remove that cause.
Critics have 1 harged that the republican
platform Is evasive on the leagua of nations
issue. Nothing of tne kind tan be saltl of the
candidate's Interpretation of that platform
pledge or his unequivocal engagement to act
in a specific manner with referenda to It. Bag
ators .Johnson and Ilorah. with their splendid
devotion to the tradlilona of the rt'Diildlc and
their militant stand agaltiHt Infringing the sov
ereignty of the nation at any point through af
filiation In 01 aKHodatlon With foreign concerts,
must Inevltnhly ills, over In the candidate's In
terpretation and pl"dgc everything that they
hoped to secure In a platform of their own
devising.
On the other hand, those who feel keenly
that America should not adopt the selfish role
of withdrawing unto liself. disregarding both its
opportunities for wise leadership and obligations
to ameliorate the world's distress in some part,
cannot fail to he enthused by the simple, the
ma, if 11 1, the merciful and thoroughly Amen, an
formula the republican nominee propones.
"One may readily sense the conscience of
America." said the landitlate. "1 am aure 1
understand the purpose of the dominant
group of the senate. We were not seeking
to defeat a world aspiration; we were re
solved to safeguartl America. Wa were re
solved then. ccn as we arc today, and will
be tomorrow, to preserve this free and ln
dt pendent republic.
And again:
"The world win not misconstrue. We do
not mean In hold aloof. We do not mean
to shun a single responsibility of this re
public to world cl lluiiilnn. we.
hold to our rights and mean to defend
aye. we mean to sustain the rights of this
nation and our cltl.ens alike, everywhere
under the shining sun."
In both quotations Senator Harding, while
addressing the American people, was speaking
to the civilized world in general and to those
nail' 11, Intimately associated with us In the
conduct and the 1 nolHSkOfl of the aal His in
tention was to enunciate clearly and finally the
foreign policy of America w. mav well be
lieve, too, that it was hla Intention thus to
finally end the hope, if n..t the conspiracy, to
involve America in any foreign entantMcm. nl
or association wheiein one vestige of her
right of independent ICilOB. IrauM bo curtailed.
After su h 1 presentment one Is quite pre
pared to find this
"From our own Mewpmnt rhe program la
specifically American, and we mean to be
Americans flist to all the world. j
No surrender of rights to a world Bonnet)
or Ita mtlitury allian. e. m, BABUmed inan
datoiy however appealing, ever shall sum
mons the sons of this republic to war. Their
supreme sacrifice shall only be asked for
America and Its honor."
Many well-intentioned men and women, still
under the influence of meaningless but beauti
ful phrasea and figures of speech, have asked
bow the republican party purposes ending the
war sin. e It stands pledged against the l ague
of nations. In no tin. erlaln words Henator Hat
ding supplies the answer:
"I promise you formal and effective peace
so qui klv as a repuldi. an 1 ongress I an pass
its declaration fu a renubUratfi gaeutlvg to
sign Tin n w e may '11111 to our readjust men!
I Noma and pro. iff deliberately and re
fie. ti, 1,1 that hoped-for World relallon--1,
1 1 whit It shall satisfy both 1 'insolence and
aspirations ami still hold us free annua
hit liscini involvement "
Again the speaker addressea the American
paopl though Intending that the . Illl.ed world
thai In ai and In i d
Instant attention Is Invited to the fact that
not a word Is.sald of being Influent ed by what
that nitidis may think o do Comcmibm of
ltd nghtfulnesB of the position assumed thof
hi I. It, ib ..f I hi nallonal conduit, the sole and
only concern must ever b", doc this square
with American traditions.
Thus the repuldi. an progtam In reaped In
In league and the war Is made so dear that
none need hisitate. I'ch. e will he declared bv
.ongress Inetanlly and given oiecultve approval
without delay What oilier nations mav think
or say la not our com ern.
Then with ample lime to redress our own
domeslle relations, and opportunity to refle. -tlvel)
approach the task of establishing some
iilbunal lapable of harm sslng the better na
ture of I ho world while preaervlng national
Miverelgntv "free from perilous Involvements.''
onscleni e shall be an unlet) Ita great oppor
I unity.
tin purely domestic Issue the senator speaks
as dearly and deligktfulh He rei.ognlces no
1 lass Issues. Iabor has lis rights, he names
them. Capital has Us tights, they are enumer
ated. Then Instantly he 1 hallenges both to dls-
haige th'lr superior obligations to the BBBttt
and to government.
fry and large the speech of scicplan'i Is
notable becaUBf of two major threads which
tun throughout its WOOf and warp: A determi
nation to re-establish constitutional govern
merit on a simple basis, an almost religious ap
peal to men and women to re-exert ttidr Amer
icanism and at the altar of freedom reconne-
rate themselves to the great repuldi.
As a whole it stands as a challenging lndl t -mrnl
of seven years of government during
whb h American patriotism has sunk to Its
lowest level. II Is a clarion 1 all not to a new
iintl Impossible Idealistic gay, but a reassirtlon
of rai lal aspirations and proud customs pecu
liarly American and always just.
AMI HAITI jK IIYMNR.
Campaign lanttlc hymns first tame into
prominence jfning the Ill-fated campaign of
l!tl2. We my Ill-fated advisedly, both because
of attiblliaX denied and nwihltlon realUed. We
think tile point we make Is easily discerned.
In that yvar. when the challenge of the Hull
Moose was ringing over hill and dale, through
mart and mnrket and carrying across the wide
plalna of the west, tailing, tailing to Its own,
lesultlng In the most a ma lug political conven
tion in the history of the. world, the tTppeal to
religious fervor combined with t fie spirit of
1 rusadors culminated In an outburst of song
On that fateful day when In the coliseum at
Chicago, w hich has wlinesHed so mm h Amer
ican political history In the making, a vast
Ihrong of politicians, near-polltlt lans and
would-be politicians, rose In religious frenzy
such as ever marks the saw-tlust trail of con
viction and repentance and burst into the mar
tial strains of "Onward Christian Soldiers," the
first campaign battle hymn waa adopted.
Precedents have all the forte of written
atat ntea- or did until there tame among ua a
gentleman who took delight In defying them.
Kven go, they are still potent In some avoca
tion and In sum circles. Heme it ts that this
Is to lie year of campaign battle hymn. The
convenllon that nominated Ihenw the platform
they run on and the record of their lives, have
llMd the campaign battle hymn of Harding
and ' ..olidge. It la. "America 'Tts of Thee, Sweet
1-and of Liberty, of Thee I King."
Ami thioughout the heated days of summer
Into the dog-daya of September, nnd again w-hen
the first tang of frost la in the atr presaging
tne winter montha to come, over forest and
lleldi Into counting room and factory, rising
now above the hum of productive machinery,
ggajn faintly kissing the air of twilight, and still
again In soothing tadeiuea ateallng Into nurs
eries where babies play and kitchens where
their mothers work with a song on their lips,
it will call American patriots to their duty and
surcharge the heart that knows but one sov
ereignty and that Americnn sovereignty with
love of liberty and loyalty to native land.
Yes. the campaign battle hymn of the repub
lican party haa been chosen by t in umstam e
ami dedicated by adpatablllty,
Hut what of democracy?
Aa muck can be said of it. Coming from the
white house the other day. the standard bearer
of Inlei nal lonulism. the candidate of auto, racy,
the sy. In. pant worshiper of the spa. ions doc
trine that the man is above even the welfare
of his . ountry. said :
"What he has promised, I will, If elected,
1 xert my full strength to give "
"May we not," therefore, suggest as the one
and only fitting campaign battle In mil for Cog
and Koosevelt that noncombattve and disclplinc
1. reeding hymn. "Where He Iads Me I Will
follow?"
kh u us l
Ileal in Cdtei
eptihll, an i
MORE REGMTR ITIUN 1 it
The story of registration pra
nee .ouniv, wneie 11 i a I legem t.pllill an g.n;-
en are being refused registration and where a
doxen regintrars hae resigned rather than face
I he public Indignation aroused by their unfalr
gegg, Is disgusting.
In the fare of such practices as these, com
mon enough In Oklahoma, to be termed the
rnle, how hypocritical and Pharisaical Is the
pretence of making the world safe for democ
tary! How absurd to talk of instructing other
rate in their civic duties'.
In one of the Important state of the Amer
ican lint. .11 men and women are denied the
right of franchise through the miserable and
despotic machinations of a partisan political
toterlo that iu criminal to th bone. We say now
the publl. nt ed not be s irpi Ised to hear that
the people of i tn token BOHfltf have taken the
law Into Ihelr own hands, for hcie are soine
indlgnltl Amerl. an chito ns will not tolerate
some ads of oppression they will not lamely
submit to.
lira nines, prt paring 10 in'Kin a new inva
sion of Oerm Bnjf, begin tailing on Amerba for
men and rnon.v. ' That s Natural. Quite Nat -ttrali
You Know."
Oklahoma (htthurntn I
One of the haroVat b.bs these das Is trying
to rend the meaning of political cartoons.
Thv aresini picking iip fragment In '
rago left scattered Bin. ii when the 4 -era
blew up.
TfVhlfg we are about 11, says Lea Nichols, the
ehlgg'i expert on the BHatOW Record, why
not propagate a nein skid flghWOfBII
Our position simply IB, states the Dallas
News, that a girl who Is too good to . ok
bllghl to marry a man who Is ti o proud to
fight.
Dr. Hterrett of McAhster who from a per
aona! acquaintance with both, says Harding
and 1 ox arc mighty fine men. places himself
Under grave suspicion.
There may be some Justification, after all.
for that fool stunt of the barber who under
took to swim Niagara fall In a barrel. He
had in . uniulal' i .1 wife and II children.
In his political advertisements Scott Kerrl
1 lalms that the Amrlcan legion posts are for
him. And here we have been told time and
again that the Americnn legion was not a
political organization.
It Is getting bo In theae days, says mil Dtog
ley. that a person cannot cnt" 1 fiNc tooth
unless he hu a meal II. k-t for several of th.
dentists specialized friends He fir-t mijs'
have an X-ray taken. Sometimes a blood test,
sometimes a heart test, next go to an extractor
and finally, If he can make ,( deposit to cover
thi var 1. ix, measurements art taken for the
new tooth.
And there la Professor C .mmons, whose
opinion is republished In Tulsa with approval,
among those who have Ihelr statistics on
wrong Cog has nVl defeated Harding four
times In Ohio as the professor asserts. As a
matter of fact they have never before oppogad
each other for the same office We are sur
prised that sm h inaccuriicy should gain pub
licity. It s an Indictment of the publication
which printed It.
Barometer of Public Opinion
fKtrt" In Sequoyah County.
Ktlltor Woild Replying to your litte squib
about. "Qvgf In DMJUOygJl county, where rhv
hlow dipping vats, a church meeting his
warned Henator (lore to not eqmu into th
county, wish to say: t
Yes Ihet' has been a few dlpplnc vats blown
hut the men who blew them are far In the
minority, and are little fellnVs with one v
two cows, but the dynamite, blows for them Ju.
the same, however, that will all stop In time.
What 1 wanted gay is the Kerria bunch were
Just pin suing their same tadlcta when they pub
llshed that article about mir Hupttst minster
saying "Vote for Kerrts or vote for the devil, '
and they used their dear friend, the great Mus
kogee phoenix for thi'tr catspaw. and when they
were notified by phone yesterday morning by
the said Baptist minister that they must QOfTgel
Ihelr atatement or suffer pros", utlon, th-y in
serted a little squib to the effect that thc
made an error and It should have read Duncan.
Okla. Lots of similarity hetween Duncan, and
Halllsaw. Suit It was a mistake, but the Joke
la on Kerrls for the mistake Just made Core
more votes In Sequoyah.
Old man tlore needn't worry about Sequoyah,
he will carry it like a deer. In a walk.
A Tl LSA WOItLD ItKADER.
Salllsaw. July :'0.
statul hv Franco!
Here's a dreadful state of things If we get
the meaning of these Palis dispatches. Pres
ident Deschanel, who fell out of it train, Ig still
so shaken up lb. it he he Isn't going to be able
to ride a horse today', which la Ttaatlle day
Now. one of the principal reasons France has a
president la that very one thai he may ride a
horse and teview the army on the French
Fourth uf July.
This la bad enough, hut worse remains behind.
Figure to yourselves, men enfant, that Franct
ha no vice president. Not even a 5-cent tint,
How It happened jiObody knows, but when they
made the French ninstHutlon it seem the Idea
of haven t a vice president didn't strike anybody
at all. They didn't even provide for a sergeant-at-arnis
or a doorkeeper, or a Mr. Tumulty 0!
an Admiral OrayaoB or anything. Now. with
President Dt hanel incapacitated France Is
up against It. Nobody to wear a sash and ride
a horse.
It ought never to he said that America failed
to ' .nd by Fram e In a crisis Anything we've
got Is hers. If France want a vice premd. nt
In a hurry she can have ours. We're going to
elect a new one, anyway, but even If Mr. Mat
shall was the only one we had In sight even
If we were diit, never going to get another
one France could have him In a case, like this.
We will never go hack on HI' Ol Francs.
It Is figured it will he the last of July be
fore the assembly can meet at Versailles and
. led it vice president. It's too long to wait
The delay might be fatal. If not positively an
noying. Let Franc- take no chance, but accept
Mr. Marshall and sleep night La Jour de
glolre est arrive Kansas City Stat.
TH1 I Ml, t Hi:
Copyright. mj'V by Rdgar A c.ueat.)
I'd rather be, a failure than the man
who's never tried.
I'd rather seek the mountain top than
always stand !!
Oh, let me hold some lofty dream and
make my despetate fight,
And though I fail. 1 still shall know I
tried to serve the right
The Idlers line the ways of life and they
are quirk to sneer,
They note the falling strength of man
and greet It with a Jt I 1
Hut there Is something deep Inside
which scoffers fall to view
They never set the glom us dead the
failure tiled to do.
Some men there are who never leave the
city's well worn streets.
Thay never know the danger grim the
bold adventurer BV ' tBj
They never seek a better way nor serve
a nobler plan.
They never risk with failure to advance
the cause of man.
Oh, better 'Us to fall and fall in Borrow
and despair,
Than stand where all Is safe and sura
and never face a care;
Yes, stamp me with the fallure'a brand
and let men sneer at me.
For Bs I've falbd thi Lord shall know
the nycn I tried to be.
lso, the Professor
1
Margaret GarretTs
c Husband
l JANE PHKLPS ""
CHAPTKR bXXVII.
Bob Is Syinixilhotlc.
Rob looked incredulously at me.
'The mirror broke, how did H
happen ?"
"My hairbrush slipped out of my
band and broke it." I replied, con
scious that I had blushed over the
telling.
"That's queer! Rut It la fortunate
that you weren't badly hurt. Did you
have .1 doctor'"
"No, Indeed! that would have
been too silly. Delia did what was
net essary for me. I shall be all right
In a day or two, although It does
ache pretty badly."
room. I knew Rob's father and
mother had done the same. Was It
a sign he didn't care for me because
he wanted hts own room? I knew!
that many people, marrJfd people,
occupied separate rooirnlr or single
belts In the satire rnom hut t mIu-ovw '
had supposed they weren't happy to
gether. My hand ached. I felt feverish:
and I couldn't go to Bleep.
Truly Hob had not appeared very
much Intercated when I asked him
about that Chicago authoress. Yet
he had seemed so attracted, so gay
when he talked to her. Somohow I
waa uneasy. I certainly mtist do
something to keep Hob at home. To
I waited until we were at dinner
before I ' said anything about thai Mf.
night before. Then 1 asked:
alrabli friends
poHsfble task, yet it wa one I must
accomplish.
There was no one to whom I could
appeal; no one I 1 ouldak for ad
vice. Mother always took Bob's
part; and Klsie, dear, OftfOleOl crea
ture, always laughed at my fore
boding; and at my attempts to
make Bob do as I wished.
Wo tvere to play cards with the
"Did you have a good time lat
night!"
"Yes. a very good time. In fad.
thB time passed, so fiat I did not
realize that I would miss my train
ttnttl too late."
"Where did you go?"
"To the Castor."
"Was It a stag party?"
"No."
"Oh, do tell me all about It. who
was there?" pretending an Interest
I In no wise felt.
Oh. Blttier and his wife, Kendall
and Creetlniort and two or three
ladies to make an even number."
his tone wa studiously careless, but
I Imagined I caught a note of anx
iety "Who were the women? Anyone I
know?"
"Marlon Riggs and Maud War
ren." "Oh. then you were the odd man'"
Raldwlns the
1 would see what I could do. ilut
I had not much faith. I had b. en
disappointed too many times. But
neither would I give up. My home
was all the world to me; Bob was
my king I must be happy, and he
must do as I wished to make me so.
Queer reasoning, do you think'.'
Perhaps you who read never have
loved with a selfish, absorbing love
that desired nothing but the same
kind of love In return.
Tomorrow Bob Meets Marlon
"No. John Kendall brought a guest
with him."
Klggs
"A lady?"
"Year"
"What WM her name."
"Will you ever learn that It an
noys me to be questioned. Mar
garet?" It was an authoress from
Chicago. We are publishing her
work."
"Did you know her before last
night?"
"I had met her. yes."
"What was her name? Yrm
haven't told me "
'What difference does "k name
make Hers was Deveroux. I believe
If you weren't su- h a foolish woman
you would have been Invited. As
long as you care nothing about Join
ing us I don I quite see the reason
for all this Interest."
"You were there. Isn't that rea
son enough V
Hob made some careless reply,
and we talked of other things Well,
he hadn't Med to me. I thought, he
had made no secret of that woman's
presence, and had even Intimated
that bad I gone she would not have
been there Surely 1 had nothing to
worry about. I was taking the right
course, and before long Bob would
see tlungB In their true light, would
1 call;" that he, his time belonged
to me.
"You look as If you hadn't lit pi
at all." he said after dinner "You
battel g" right to bed. I'm going aa
soon as I read the paper."
I was really worn nut, and gladly
followed his suggestion. 1 was at ill
awake when he t ame up.
"Don't you want to come and talk
with me a little while?" I asked,
hoping to delay him.
"I'm so sleepy." he answered with
a prodigious yawn. "I shou.d fall
alsnqi and without an thi 1 word
he 1 losed his door, and after a few
moments all movement in his room
ceased and I knew he wa in bed.
1 had not yet become accustomed
to being alone at night; had not
erased to feel chagrined that Hob
should desire to be away from ma.
It s rued in tt way unnatural Fath
Hinges have been Invented to per
mit the blades of large electric cell
ing fans to be Inclined at desired an
gles or folded out of the pray w-hen
the fans are idle for long periods
er and mother were old-fashioned
unit had always occupied the same
Is a Great Ventriloquist
Abe Martin
H,wny fr"'n ,hr,!"1 un1"-
aeemed almost an im
Hoover Is like a lot o' other peo
ple he was goin' big till he talked.
Bosko Moon uotd t' be a workln
man. but now he's" got a trade.
next night. After that
An electrb ally heated mattress
for pneumonia patients that an
I'nglish doctor has Invented has no
heat ai the top, a moderate quanlty
in the middle and the maximum
amount at the foot.
Mastc Is -W IJcW
The Young Lady
Across the IV ay
aKPc2X 11 LA
bssential B
Music
Out of
Now Pianos
MSB
and I'p.
The young lady across the way
says she supposes every young base
ball plaer in the minors hopes to
work up into the bush losgu.es some
day.
The Horoscope
"Th tra Inelln but do not. rompal "
Friday. .Inly 2.1, 1920.
This la an uncertain day, accord
ing to astrology, for conflicting In
fluences disturb the earth. While
Mais. Venu and Neptune are m
malefic aspect, Jupiter, Saturn and
Mercury, the seers declare, making
for clashes with men who beat
arms.
Kurope will continue subject to
a swSy making for grave In t cona
tion il problems, but the UnMkJ
States will have anxieties nearer
home than far off countries that
are subject to sinister rule of stars
BK well as of men.
fireat dralns'on public funds will
mark the autumn when there will
be many extreme demands on the
tsVtsurles of states as well as on
national appropriations.
Women are warned of the dan
ger of Indulging in nerves, for there
is an aspect that seems to presaif.,
great Increase of maladies of the
brain.
The stars are read as Inclining
both men and women to overwork,
scattering their energies where they
should cotiBerve strength.
After the war's awakening to
the universal brotherhood Ideal the
reaction that "has been evident will
subside gradually during the next
six months.
Mars rising In Libra at this time
Is said to foreshadow a disorderly
state of the country, chaotic thought
being reflected In futile aels.
New discovery in method of
treatment for the insane are ( A-e-told
Occultists ray (hat unaven
entitles bf pfejl on the human
mind will he recognized by men of
science.
Money will oontlntie to rule the
world with an access of power.
Revolutionary forces will be at
work. It Is sgnln propheBled.
Persons whose blrthdate It Is have
the augury of a year In which some
anxiety enters, but It should be
merely a spur to extreme effort.
Children born on this day may
be endowed with fine mental pow
ers, but their personal charm may
lend them into wasting time In so
clsl reaction.
loYerrtjtit. roe hf thf MrCltw Nera'atw SrMloxt I
Bennies' Notebook
I' was thinking about doing my
hoamwerk and pop was reeding the
spoartlni. page with a unsatisfied
Ixpresslon and I sod. rj pop. 1
0 yourself, sod pop. "J
1 certeny am lucky, pop, Im lucky
as anything' I setf
Sure you are, sed pop, yonre the
luckiest boy In the world, arent you
the ony boy thats got me for a
father ?
Well I dont meen that, pop, I
meen I bin lucky lately, I sed. If I
told you I fell 3 stories this morn
ing and never even hert myself
would you bleeve It. pop0
I would not. and you better not
tell me, either, sed pop. Ive had
enuff of your lxaggeratlnn
That .tint eny ix tggeratlon.' pnpi
fell 3 stones and never even hert
myself, and I bet I could fall 4 and
not f.el II either, pop, I ed. wats
you stmt to bet. pop?
Do you wunt a wlpplng. how dare
you lie In cold blud in that manner?
sed pop. and I sed. I alnt lying in
eny cold blud. pop. do you wunt
to know how I did II. pop? I was
reetehlng for sumthlng and I
couldn't reetch It. so I put !t books
on top of each other and stood on
them and lost my hallents and Jell
off and never oven hert myself,
and the 3 stories was Fred Feor
not In a Aireoplane. Errnund the
World In R" Days, and Fred Feer
not With the Savidges in the Jun
gel Well III be darned, sed pop.
Yes sir. I sed.
Have you got any homework to
do sed pop.
Yes sir. I sed.
"Well do It. sed pop,
Wich I did.
HecTuae frosts do the most dam
age when the air Is calm, a Paris
srlcntlBt has advanced th theory
that orrjiards and vineyards oan be
protected by electric funs to keen the.
atmosphere moving.
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