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TULSA DAILY WORLD, SATURDAY, JULY 24, 1920 Published faery Mm-nlni InnliwlirKI PSinday BY THE WORLD PUBLISHING CO. m.nr.sr. IORTow f. O I.AMOIt N fl MMNTIlnllNa OTIS I.ORTOB t, A. 1ATTA ..Owner nd Publlaltar n ,. i . .. Mm ' Ti'0' irei KiitClnl Mlwr Chief IMIlarHl Wru. fcn '1 In Ilia Tnlaa pnateftfa . Weenr.! faM Mail' MRMKTR or At'niT nt'itrr mkmptr or tub AifeofiATMi i'kksm The Aeaorlaaed I'rM ll irltlf antilles f "" aa (or raouhlli'altnn of tl nawa aajplleual rrlli1 " It or noi nlherwUe frr-dUnd In IbU nana sad 1 lonl nwn r-'ibllalnHt har n aiaBBSSieaal UUSCniPTION RATKS lir MAll. in APVANCSb DAIt.T ANIl SI NiT IN OK I. A tj I tM A iicfsinr n OK,'", On Year in no i .o iHr (It Hit Month . . . Tbrae Months On Month ... One Yesr It Mentha ... Thraa Montha On Month . . . On Taar Mi Montna ... Tar Month . . . . . . ! Sit Montha III Par Month fl DAII.T OWIT I' fin Ona Tar . . , ... I 00 Kli M'.ntha . . . ITS Par Month . miNHAT ONI.T , . . .11 71 Ona Taar . . , ... II Kli Montha .11 IVr Month 4 Bf .Tl It Ill .. ... . 00 . 1.10 . II Uy CAHIIIKK IN fll'TSlPK TOWNS. HAII.T sri o l. n li o Par Wash . . . for Month la t Par Taar. In A A S v.nca t 00 IIT I Allium IN T'i.SA. HANI' HPRINOH AND I'M' FORK. DAII.T AND KL'NDA Y Par Waak Par Month, In "I httiii. la ASaanoe Ht.f , - ', - i - i PHONK 6000 Mill A I.I. IlKI'A Il I MK.NTH OFF 101 A t CITY 9 A 9 " Daily Biblical Quotaton KATVIIDAY, Jl I.Y 34, 1990 He that rnvereth IiIh sins shall not prosper, hut whoso riinfessot and forsaketh them shall have merry. I'rnv. 111:13. O to grace how great it debtor 1 ,a i I y I'm ronalralned It) be; Let thy Kmc) Lord, like n fetter, lilmi my wnndcrlng heart to thee. I mill. I will confess my transgressions unto the Lord, ami thou forgnvcst the lnlitilty of nty sin.--Pint, 32 !. Ilut Mr la Kulli'll" should have pled that prrscldentlal noinlnitllon. If for no other reason than to arouse the pride of hln mother. The eminent Nebraska!! finds MlMOM In ItM position of thn old maid who said, "Them I want I can't net and tnrm I tun net the devil wouldn't have." The population of Tilled w;ta a mntler of aueh nallimul concern that tha depart inetit an nounced in advance the. tiny nntl hur tho of flclal flKUrea would ha ulvcu out. Bonn town, this TuIsa! f ODDCTH IN KVIIOPF. 5t corn producta are refuttnd hy 'that every attempt to popularize utterly; that even the aui outent ear la a table lellcacy rejuoted by pn- natera, kraut lnhalera, gtvilaah AlaDenMri and mutton ahaorbera aa vulgar mid pleblnn. Then "let them alow In thalr owl ioftie!" It la aa we have mild often and intend'to aay once Cain: Eurnpeana know not the aTlorlea of America, they eeek her undoing. What would tMl land of the free and home of the brave be without rurn bread and butter milk? It 1 from lye ho.ulny and grlta that sol diers aprlng who know not tho art of retreat. Thero ate mllllona of brawny Americana who sleep for no other purpoae than that they may awaken to a bteakfuttt of enrn-cakes embel lished with coin syrup. Why, life In the south west would he a hideous think! If It were not for the roasting ears of late spring and early summer. And there Is corn Juice - what might not be aald of that? We can never be a sympathetic part ot a civilisation that rejects theee. We could dare to 'cnturv aid to Imperiled womanhood, to expose ourselves to any danger In order that we might extend relief to suffering childhood- If they come of good old corn-eatlng stock. Ilut even If lit the act of snatching either from u burning bulldlnc there should fall a word In condemna tion ot our national food, which must ever stand aecotiil only to the national anthem, we ahotild unhesitatingly draw hack and let evenla take their courae. l'onder tho full Iniquity of this latest Euro pean conspiracy aa you sit at your dinner table thla evening with an ear of Unions Htowcll'H Evergreen In your fingers und three vacant coba hard by. The position should bo a graceful one comparable to the tmrplat; and the music, while not so Inspiring, should be audible, the appeal being gently al luin d to that Inner man of which scripture says so much. If In the pi thine ear offends, or Impede, disre gard it; there la always available tho lavatory after the ceremony. The eyeg should be tightly eloaed and respiration had through the noslrtls. Vulgar? No, heavenly la the correct word! rieblan .' We should sity not! To handle a roast ing ear rightly is the very ultamalhule of art! And the after effect ah. therein la found the nation's strength. Then romea a peace that ptthseth understanding. After such a ceremony, properly observed und with due solemnity, draw your chair out onto the porch, lift your allp pered feet onto the "railing," light the old oob pipe and let the, wisdom of the age steal Into brain that kno-wsj no wiles or subterfuges; 1 no heat of temper, no selfishness Just Joy In , living and glory in the knowledge that thsrs I alts ona ot the hundred million uncrowned kings jr America! j The Europeans reject our malsel And they ( Ho i in a prenlcious assumption ot superior vinno. -i uori ni in trie oant-cr. -i unrein is aiaeov red their Tils plot. Thry -would draw us Into Cdnser association which would inevitably re sult In Imitation. Onc w garvo o-rer onr oorn products habit and aubstltnted their spaghetti, kraut, goulash and mtjtton. wa would be In I Sampson a plight after he hod ttraocumhed to the wiles of Delilah! They would lick list Ami thJ would. Build ("the fences a little higher; muka the galea a little stronger! Let nsi hero and now highly ro MtVt) thai the giory or Amorlra elm ll never de- fart nevs.r so long, as the sk!U of our yeomanry I corn tm vjc read t.at lr.iiV'leutiHia4 roaVtlaaf m Jr ghUfl lite rains of anting, the dews of heaven and thn henedlrllons of wondrous June combine to pro dine Indian torn' Mit. 0OX1 iioi v DOlitiAfW, It was Inevitable Unit the demogi.gte state ment of Bovernor Cox wlilt reference to cam palgn contributions atnl i xpenses would be speedily challenged foi the Impiitleiice It was. This service the Chicago Tribune perform! so aldy that we take pleasure In passing 11 on; Mr. Cox at CotvmbtJI Informed the pop ulate that Hie democrats Intend to Inform the public whence every 'b uioeratli am palgn dollar times and whither ll goes We (rust (!iat lie will kcrp his wotd si rnpulous ly. We merely mil his ntientlon to the fad that the source of some of these tloltais already Is Known. They come from the pub lie, democratic, republlian. labor farmer, eli Tin v ate dollars ruined III taxation and xiynd'-il In salaries paid In demoitntic of flceholdi'tH who will spend more time from now until November Irving to elect Mr. Cofl than they will spend In trnnaai ting the pub Ufl business for which liny are paid. Ml. Cox's i am pat g n will be financed part ly and In large patt by taxation and we trust thai lilt- in minting will tin hide the amounts of public money ihus spent. If WIson were a republhah the public money would be spent for Hauling, but InasmVeB as Mr, Harding bits no sm b advantage It would bo ridiOUlOUl to permit Mr Cox to nsi end nny plunni Is of t Igbleousness. Take It from us, he will not Miitid long In that beatific posture. Mnidltu: us a catidlibtle without n tax supported polltb al ttrganlat Ion will hnvn (o tit i'tld lipofl th money Irei Iv given hy peo ple who want him to I lei fed. The aa- gumption of 'Mr- ttix In advance of the event that Iheso colli rlbUtlOIMJ will be tlls honest, he being the beneficiary of contri butions which the people must make In their Income taxes und In their Indirect toil's, Is flittering to repuhlli nus who In voluntarily win gtve money to Mr Cog ami voluntarily give money io Mr. Harding. The Irisiie OoVtrnOf OH lias Ihns raised Is doubtless one of thorn which he said ho "would not netessurllv consltler of first Importance," hut It Is one he will not cm apt, lie has the grealcMl army of federal employes working for him nml contributing to his cam paign 1 In country has ever known. The un necessary thousands of off! OS. holders t an led over from the war period, 'spending the unneces sary millions of dollars ruininhed by the Amer ican taxpayci", are umiuetitlonalily his, nil his, To rid tin OOUntrfF of this national si ainltil and burdefi other men will voluntarily donate liberally to Hie campaign fund of Hauling and CoolldgS, l.el Ml. Ool make the most of that nilmlsslon now. Mil. IIHYAN AMI I'lttlllllin ION William .lennlngs Hryan refused the nomi nation of the prohibition party. The general public will appreciate the "bomb-sludl" effect of thla declination on the prohibitionists' dele gates In convi nllon at Mr. lliyan a htnoe town. They had a right 10 believe that the man who delivered the fllllplca ugalnat tho liquor Inter nals und the man dcmoi rm y t hose to select as lis standard bearer, would not henllate lo dem onstrate his own gincerity by hearing the oolorg placed In his hands by those, fighting tot what Me himself denominated as the "paramount la aiic of the campaign." Mr. Bryan's declination unquestionably haves him In an unevlahle light. He shows himself a pArllsan before he is a palrtot; u politician rather than a moral crusader. All thin on the testimony of his own utterances and actions. What ha says to the prohibitionists Is In effect tills: "J would rather be a democrat than right " Yet, from the standpoint of logic and reason, there Is no room for the prohibition party. If there had ever been a question as to the posi tion of the republican iarly on the liquor ques tion Senator Harding s speech of ucccptanco re moved II. He said; I believe In law enforosmcnt, if elected I mean to be a constitutional president, and It is Impossible to Ignore the constitution, un thinkable to evade the law. when our et ci v committal la to orderly government. People ever will dttfer about the irigctoin of I lie enactment of a taw --'here Is divided opin ion real ting the eighteenth amendment and the laws cnaclrd to make it operative but there can b no difference of opinion about honest law enforcement. What Hlronncr position could the prohibi tionists demand? Add to that the well known face known to every man who ever engaged In political during the Inst half century that the republlian party his always been chiasmi aa tho anti-saloon patty, the dcmncrntlc putty ni the saloon man's party und the case. Is made. Three tlni-s out of four Cox has swept Ohio as the candidate of the liquor Interests prior. It la true, to the time when prohibition had be come a fact. And alwnva when that was the issue In Ohio the republicans were voted down by the saloon men and the brewery Intaresta. Mr. Hryan docs not say In so many words thai the republican platform and candidate have no room for a prohibition ticket, hut that doubtless la his Judgment. He does not say In so many words that be will vote for the rnndldato he de. i lured a few days ngu "smelt of the bogf vats," but that iiniiii i.tlonably is the fair Inference of Ills telegram declining tho prohibition nomina tion. Mr. Hi van. we think, would have done him self u better service, left his record in better shupe, had In- accepted the nomination and squared his performance with Ida pras1 liinents. tKUJOta Tin: vlt PROVISIONS, The genera! public Is dazed by the announce ment that millions of dollars worth of war provisions are to be thrown on tin' retail market In order to help the public In Us strug gle with high living prices. it wus suppi . 1. an a matter of course, that the government surplus hud long ago been dis posed of. (ieneral Palmar, tniiUtng an horolg I") fight against the profiteers, what lime he was not running for the presidential nomlnutlon, could have avulh d himself of this enormous sur plus of meats and wax provisions und really ac complished something worth while. Why didn't he? We can think nf but one answer to tho question, and that answer ian't particularly complimentary to either the gen eral or Little linker. We aro naturally concerned, too, In knowing why the administration bus not prior to tula tlmo thrown these goods on tho market. For what purpose were they withhold If not to com ply with the wishes ot the influential food fact ors who sought to mltlgute a nation's woes with tboff own selfish If not criminal purposes'' Either that or for the purpose of provisioning th" I'hi'.d Htates forces designed to carry out the league of nations In far off lands. These canned meals have been In "pickle" a fair buglh of time. Perhaps age adds lo (heir savorlnesa. Again It may have had the name cffei I on them that lbs elements bad tin tho millions of dollars worth of motors rusting to ploi '. In various "military parks" throughout lb" i oiintry Whv the war d' jiorlmont did not make a huge bonfire: of the.n prorissong as it did of much oilier malarial, the placing of which on thn market would lave embarrassed (thuds of the administration Is also a mystery. Oklahoma (hithurntn lly ' I IB i ill I i N Anyhow, the whey seems to have been knocked nut of the milk situation in Tulsu. One inuion why a woman complains so much about the heat Is because It takea so much footwork to unpack a trunk. The old fashioned man who built csallea In the air, nays the Hallas News, now baa a sun who eri eta atmospheric cellars. An. ong the pgsj0tta1 Items In a Vlnlta paper we find one which says that Helen Metlregor ! ' ii i ill-, handsomsal solUa pup ever seen In that town. We have hern curious to know Jual what kind of a sheet those fellows would get out who are always exclaiming about there being "nothing in lie paper." (if coiitso thn American legion Is non-partisan, but as we understand the situation, every mem ber Is expected to fulfill the duty It owes to Scot i Ferris, The hlood relationship of the Harding nnd Cox families having been established, we hope the presidential contest will not break lip with a family row. A Tulsa girl who spent a day or two at Tar thenhi park wants to know how the story got siarted that It was "ChlggorV Keel." She saya they never rested any while she waa i here. If there wns anything In this bacteriological menace m milk and drinking cups, and deadly genua accumulated from kleslng, says an old timer, there would not now be 25 living people on enrlh. A canary always alls on the antler of an elk .liiMt as though he wem a buzzard on an old cow's pelk. This ought to satlofv the girl down on South Main. Who asks so many questions without a darn bit of pain. Contributed by "C." I Barometer of Public Opinion Women and llcglstrnllon. Editor World: Living near a registering pre dict, we can't help but notice how few white nu ll are taking advantage of the privilege given American voters, mostly negroes, men und wom en, and white women, lly this wo Judge the Idea ot woman suffrage hasn't quite soaked In yet. A Up to candidates, cater to women. Many men have not registered bo can't vote. The at t it lido taken by ninny men reminds one of the story of t he Irishman and the mule enlisting In the cavalry. H was put to ride a mule. Of Course the mule objected. The Irishman strug gled manfully, held on, really had It out with the mule for his country's sake. The mule bucked and kicked Just us determined to win. Finally the mule got his own font In the stirrup The Irishman got down and raid, "Knllh and be.bisus. that's the limit. If you are going to gel on I'll get off." No offense. I am a woman myself MitS NEVA WILSON. Tulsa, Inly 31. Tito "Nut" Convention. Editor World; Now that the nominations are about over and the untl this and anil thut people, havn all had their say as well us the radical this and radical lhat, It looks from thn distance as If thla election as hav other previous elections will be settled by th rational, normal and balanced clement of the American people more than ever before. The old parties, have mado great strides thin year In both getting rid nf their nuts or as Konsevelt putn it (their lunatic fringe!, par tlculnily the democrats In ridding Is.-lf of the Hill Hryan Incubus, they are shed of their greatest liability, us he Is one who wants all and will give nothing. All he has ever done for them ts hail theiii lo defeat. Now that be haa been nominated by the radical prohes, he Is where h belongs, leading one of the little factlona of political nuts. The good these little pnrty movements will do In drawing those Irrational votes from the major parties mid concentrating them where they will be harmless, in two or three llitlu parties, Instead of leaving them flnntlug round and voting In fust one and then the oilier of the great parties, ami messing things up generally. It will leave the Issues between the two great parties to bg docidod by the votes of the greut majority of the normal people of America. Ho lure la Imping that any of the other out fits that hne a l ug will get In the ring und nominate themselves a president and exei . Las their great American privilege of blowing off alontti from now until election day. You know blowing off Is the beta safety valve when they do not blow off they erupt Into anarchism, bnl Hhcvlam or some other Ism. So bless them. Let each little bunch of nuts hsve a party of Its own. Yours. II. C. OAL.I.AI IH EK. Tulsa, July 21. THE OUT l' MFMOKY Copyright, 1920, by Edgar A. lineal.) of nil the gifts which C,od has given to warm ami cheer the soul of man. The gift of memory Is supreme, the crowning Jewel in Ills plan; Without It all that's good would f ide and love would havn no tenderness, There'll be no keepsakes for the past, no little shoes or faded dress. Without the gift of memory to conjure up by gone delights, The hours would, lonely be and long. and dull and dreary all our nights; The dead would then be truly dead and lOM to us beyond recall, And every Joy which we have claimed would vanish when the shadows fall. Friends would be ours for Just a day. their glfis would never treasured be, We could not read the splendid past without the book of memory; Anil cvotv di.-d of greatness here which makes th" w orld a better place, Could not en. lure to thrill and rouse the children of a future race. Here Is the treaaurehouse of man where all the Joys of life he keepn, God's precious gift of comfort for the lonely mother when she weeps, ills Inspiration for the brave Ills pledge divine which makes It aure That lovo Is un immortal Joy, and all that's good shall long endure. Ar Uncle Ram: "Shake, Margaret Garrett's c nusband j "-- Bv JANE PlifcLPS Itoh Meets Marlon Itlggs CHAl'TKU I.XXYII1 The next night when Hob came home I reminded him that we were engaged for the Baldwins to play In Idge "I know It'" he Answered, "but 1 wl ih we weren't. I'm In no mood for bridge." "But I promised." I replied, al most hoping he would Insist upon remaining at homo with me. oh, we'll have to go nil right. Then, "What In the world did you say to Marlon Itiggs that time she lunched with you and BUrtST" What did I eay? 1 haven't the slightest Idea. Why?" "Oh, I met her In tho street to day, and she was so cool, so dif ferent from her usual self that I stopped and asked her tho reason. I feared she might havu become disautisfled with the house 1 sold her, or something of that sort." "And" "She told me that you begged "I.Ike this. What do you mean?" "Oh, you have seemed so differ enf you have been so like I waul you to be. You know how I love you, dear; how all the happiness I have comes from you; how misera ble I am when you do not give me all the love I have a right to expect. If only you'd always Of. with me." "Don't be silly! I have remained at home, cancelled all engagements be cause of Donald's Illness. It would be, u very foolish proposition for me to remain here unless I was needed." "Oh, I didn't mean Ju.t .tuning at home. 1 meant the way you acted toward me. 1 know you love me. Bob." 1 was always saying that to myself to give me courage," and that you love to bs with me; hut sometimes It soems that you are too easily Influenced to give up to oth ers, to allow them to dispose of your time." "I'm past seven, Margaret. T don't neetl you nor anyone else to tell me her not to road her manuscript," he Interrupted, "that you said 1 be ctnne foolishly Interested and that you were not willing 1 should tako the lime from you to go to her. That you said the only place for me, or uny other married man was at home with his wife. And that of course after you expressed yuurselt in that manner she couldn't receive me." "Well, Isn't It true?" "Hut what must she think of you and me? Bhe will Imagine you Jealous, nnd a philanderer, Nice position." "She will Imagine no such thing. took special pulns to tell her thut I waa not Jealous, thut 1 knew you cured too much for me to do any thing of which I disapproved. Ilut 1 also Informed her that I did not care for that silly Bohemian crowd you used to affect, and that I should accept no Invitations from them and didn't wish you to." "8o that waa the re. i sen she sent me the message she did." "I supose so." "You manage to place me in very embarrassing altuutious. M ir -caret. 1 have mndo nn uppolnt msnt to go down to Miss Rlggs' place a week from tonight. She also extended the invitation to you, although 1 told her you would not accept." "Indeed 1 shall not! and she In a bold woman to ask you." It was lime lo go to the llald wins' so we could not talk longer. Hut I knew 1 had made Bob very angry. He was not himself at all, be acted peeved and unnatural all t'ue evening. Mr. Baldwin and I came out way ahead, and I knew they laid his 111 nature to thai, hut I knew lietter. 1 was sure he was annoyed because what to do "I am very ing to see "1 haven't Tears filled said In a first few f what 1 h id said to Marion Biggs nnent his visiting her. After the game we had a delicious supper, und before It was over Bob was more like himself. But on 'he way home he ngaln began talking of what I had said to Miss Biggs, how I had embarrassed him, etc., 1 was almost glsd when he went Into his room and closed the door. In the night I was wakened by fretful cries. I got up and found Honald burning up with fever. I woke Bop and sent him for a doc tor. "He's a pretty sick hoy," the doc tor said as he leaned over the crib. 1'or days we watched and prayed For days the doctor canm nnd went but held out no hope. Then finally the fever Proke and our hoy was saved Boh had scarcely left the house once or twice he had gone In to attend to some pressing bust natt and bad flown buck on the next train. Someway we semcil nearer together during those dreadful days and nights than we had been since the firat of our marriage' When Donald was out of danger 1 said: "Why can't we always be like ihls, Bob?" m, i i Harding's Creed vV- . - r - t. ntCZ. mm Warren, My Idea Exactly!' Abe Martin Lots o' girls are more 8i Jfi lose by a neck than they are t' win. Some folks git what e comln' t' cm by waltln' an othris while wtth my time. glad you gave up go crossln' Hi' street. .Miss Biggs." given up the visit. t wroto her that Honald was 111, and that as soon as he was bettor 1 would come. I nhall go tomorrow night If she In ready to receive in. " A new devp e to aid makers to cut off skirts slsts of a perforated which powder Is blown to make a mark at a So he had only postponed the visit I so dreaded to have him make. my ryes and I went Into my room nnd cloned the door. I must not allow htni to see my cry too often. "Stop that crying, Margaret," he few minutes, I m ahso- lutely ashamed of you. 1 on aiu a perfect cry baby." To be continued on Monday. The coal In one of the largest new mines in China lies so near the sur f 1 1 . of tho ground that It will be mined with steam ihoVI Is after the covering soil Is removed. Electrical oppuratus has been In vented to close all tho windows In a hmian when ruin lieltlnK to fall, the 18671. Eove Nest (and) A Young Man's Fancy 1S671 Who'll Take the Place of Mary (and) Marion ....... 1 S667 I -a Vceda (and)Desert Dreams 17DS0 Over the Wavea, Waltz (and) Siren's Waltz NIM Scotch Pastorale (Miicha Elman) Ms? The Barefoot Trail John McCormack ... 7012& I Think I'll Oct Wed in the Summer Sir Harry Laudsr 71631 Eapana Rapsodie Philadelphia Symphony Orc'hesira' drops moistening blotting paper putting mo mecnanism in operation. The Young Lady Across the Way l - l - y lit ' The young lady across the wav! tXaNtwWilC G& says It Isn't the heat that makes ui! Osage ai3H-313 j t suffer, tt'i the humility. The Horoscope "Tha alars Iodine but da net enrapal.-' Saturday, July 4 10 JO Jupiter Is in evil place today, ac cording to astrology. Neptune la threatening. It Is read that unsettling rumora about certain phases of business will cause financial troubles. The West comes under a rule of tho slars that Is held lo be depress ing to business, but the shrink: In volume will be followed by qultk revivals, astrologers declare. This planetary government ap pears to Indicate loss of confidence among workers who will find. a class of big business antagonistic to Im portant plans. Intrigue a so strongly Indicated by Map tung that the seers declare conspiracies affecting the welfare of great numbers of persons appear to be foreshadowed. While occultbds lay stress on thn fact that In making prophecies they netensarlly must draw conclusions from certain planetary governments, generalizing nn what may come to pass, they now declare that surpris ing and sensational events aro at hand. Misunderstandings and even gravs complication! with a foreign power are forecast. During this direction of the stars men and women are Inclined to be auspicious of one another's motives, questioning acts and challenging itatcments. Discredit for a public man wifco hus been much In tho public ejej Is Indicated. He will bo Hie victim ot envy and Jealousy. Women may be exceedingly aus cuptlble to this day's influences of the stars, whl-h are supposed to be depressing and to encourage rash acts. Oil again la to he much In thn public mind and Neptune bode III for persona who are inclined io apeculate in stflfcks. Revelations concerning resource! that assume large supplies are indi cated. Tho seers declaro that the raw product will come from strange places. Persons whose hlrthdate It la may he highly sensitive at this time and they may quarrel easily, owing to the direction of the stars. The year should be a pleasant one, if self con trol Is maintained. Children born on thl! day may be exceedingly keen-witted and active, but these subjects of Io may bo liable to accidents, especially Juo scalds or bnrnB. (CxiTrtt. 1D30. b tba MrOm !ljxw Srtsfltsla. ) Bennies' Notebook THE PARK AVE. NEWS Weather. Populer In the shade. 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