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TULSA DAILY WOULD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1020.
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Daily lliblical Quotaton
Fence, pence to hint Hint In far off, nrul to
lillll lti.it l near, miltli t tin lord; nml I will
hual lilm. Inn. 57 : 1 a.
Olv him ii ralin unit thankful heart,
I'rtim every murnicr free;
Tim blessings nf thy kiiicm I in part,
Anil let inn llvti In limn.
Hut ttm wlokcd urn like, (he troubled Era,
when It onnnot rent, whose waters cnnl ii
mini mill dirt. There U no poufe, rcilth my
' tldil, to tho wicked. Imi, 07:20, 21.
That Chicago grand Jury In taking a lot of
tlio rmnniicu out of lianrlinlt.
(limy btil They my Irish potatoes nro ntiout
to bocomo the poor mnn'n friend ogaln.
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It seems Hint nil jirrolilcntlal nominees ngrco
on ono point: They favor wide-spread educa
Chairman Whlto complains that tho league
Is opposed only Iiacuuart of Wilson. Well, Isn't
that enough?
It now appears that nf red wnnon wn nt tho
bottom ot tint Wall ntreot' bomb explosion.
Thoso red wagons!
Col. llrynti does not directly advlnu hU friends
to voto tho republican ticket, but ho makes It
clear that such la 1) In wish.
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What wo now fear Is that by thn tlmo they
Ret organized baseball purified thcro won't bo
enough ot It left for Identification purposes.
Announcement In mado that McAdp-o In com
Ins to Oklahoma to campaign for Kerrln. Tho
"crown prlneo" ought to do valiant sorvlco for
llarrclJ.
Cotton aoomn to lniHnt on slaying down and
going lower. Unfortunately, thcro does not
becm to bo anything that tho cotton growers
can do about it.
We. gather that Jim O'Noll. of Montana,
doe.a not want any democrat to voto 'for him
under tho mis apprehension that he Is standing
by tho president.
T,
It appears to bo tho opinion of a Ilnrtlrsvlllo
Juror that no crlmo la committed when cltt
zen kills n policeman. Ilartlcsvlllo Jurorn aro
peculiar (casonerit.
Anuouncomcnt In mado that President Wilton
will not into tho campaign at what ho conttldorH
tho "pHychologlral tlmo." What wo aro think
ing about Is not wlion but how7
niU I'HIlSUllCNT AND TIIH KIlII'l'INO ACT
Thoro aro lltoso who have very earnestly do
fnndod tho president ngalimt tho oft repeated
charge that bo In autocratic, dlsregurdful of
constitutional limitations on Ills authority, and
despotlo In hU manner ot thinking and acting,
Many excellent pooplo have felt called on to
hold a brief for Mr. Wilson In thin respect.
Wu nhould like for tlieno people to express
their opinion of tho president's action with ref
erence to thn Jone shipping net; we nhould
llko very much to havo tliolr views concernlni;
hU reasoning.
Thu Jones shipping act was uno of tho lawn
enacted (luring tho last sosalon of congrem,
Section 34 of tho law reuulred tho prenldont to
glvo notlco to all natloim concerned that exlwt.
Ing troatrles, repugnant to Its provisions, would
bu terminated on a certain dato ami new agree
ments wpulrcd. Tho president was Instructed
to carry o'ut this provision on or beforo Sep
tember S.
Tho period elapsed without his performing
tho duty laid upon him by thMw. Later ha
announced his determination to disregard the
law altogether. Ills reasonw aro Interesting,
ltead them:
On the point ot cunntltutlonnllty, Admin
istration officials asmort that congreai lacks
competency to enforce unction 34; that ihn
president onnnot Invest congretcn with com
petency that It does not enjoy under tho
constitution, and that he cannot create mich
competency by merely approving an Incom
petent act.
I'or seven years the president ban Insisted
on performing the duties of tho legbdativn
, branch of tho government; for two years he
lias Insisted on exercising t)i0 solo treaty-making
powers ot tho government. Now ho arrogates
to hlmuelf the right of functioning as tho Judl
clal department; for In thin reasoning, attrlb
utcd to "administration officials" but which Is
nono other than tho reasoning of Woodrow
Wilson, ho porforms tho functions ot the su
jiremo court
What do tli friends of the Adiniiiioiratioi
think ot "that? Ot what protection la a written
l constitution ngnlnst the nggresslonif of such an
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autocratic and imperialistic inliidr Tnn con
sllltitlou fisncrU with tho most positive purlieu
tartly that the rnngrt'Mi shall make the laws, tho
nxecutlvo mlinlnlnter thorn mid tho Jtnliclary
dctermlno thn rlKbls of nil concerned tinder the
lawM 1
When the Jones shipping net reached th)
president, after It hud received the approval nt
the house and senate, he had ample opportunity
to pass upon It, Whether ho dldhat or not;
whether lie apprnvd It by his signature, per
mitted H to become a law without hU signature
or vetoed It and then had his veto sot nsldu by
a oonnUtutlonnl vote of thn enngrees, linn no
hearing mi the e under illneuhHlon at all,
Tho rotigress did enact thn law according In
tho constitution and It did pans the executive
according to the (.(institution. Therefore, the
duties It Hselxn'il the xxecutlve were Imperative
tilili'SM and until the constitutionality of It had
been Hticccmiftilly iihmiIIoiI beforo tho supremo
court of the land.
That has burn the pructlco heretofore. Hut
Mr. Wilson In nel'her restrained or moved by
(institutional provisions or precedents of hi
pri'dcremtors. llo holds that congress lacked
competency to enact such u law or to direct
him to do the thing It did direct him to do. Ho
he refrains from giving the eupreme court any
trouble; he annuls tho law by executive dictum.
Of course It thu executive can set nsldu ono
provision of the constitution he can set aside
another, llo could an wcl hold the congrese
without competency to enact any law mid pro
ceed to bo the Ihreo departments of stale in
ono. Thin ho has come precious near lining
for sovernl yearn. I'rom Wllsonlnm to nbsolute-
ism In n mighty short step.
TIIIJ IIANITIIALL NOANOAIi
Tho baseball scandal Is even worso than, had
boon hinted. Tho Idola not onlytjiavo feet of
clay, but feet that aro enenmted with the muck
ond mire of criminality. Too bad I Too badl
Tlmo alono l capable, of measuring tho full
effect tho disclosures of the last few dayB will
havo on tho great sport. It seems to tm that
publlo Interest In tho approaching world'u series
will bo much less than ot yore. There will bo
Hlteptlclsm in the minds of those watching tho
play on tho diamond. When a player wobbles.
on the best nnd clcancrit of them will, unbidden
there will steal Into tho mind thn ugly thought
that he too may havo found a roll of bills under
his pillow.
It has been tho boast of tho newspaper frn-
tornlty that baseball wan ono sport that had
maintained its freedom from tho gambling ele
ments that ruined boxing, horse racing and
other wporU. It Is depressing to bo assured
that wo were only fooling ouVsolvcs and being
fooled by tho crooks.
And' yet It Is posslblo to look forward with
hopo to a sort ot renalrnunce of publlo confi
dence in banoball. Manager Comlskcy. in In
stantly Junking his great baseball machlno Just
bs It wos reaching out for primacy, gavo ovl
denco of hlw determination to purify tho sport
'at all costs, Clcotte, weeping an ho babbled out
his confession, Jackson carrying In his face thn
look of n wounded animal, tho romnant of tho
wrecked Whlto Box clan holding a dinner in
celebration of their segregation from tho sus
pecta those nro Incidents that will fasten
themirelven on thq minds' of players as yot
fleani will dlscourago now players frfltn over
yielding to temptation.
Tho crooks who gavo tho bribes wo hopo to
soo glvon tho full limit of the law. As between
a bribe giver and a bribe taker It i difficult
to mako choice; but our condemnation falls on
the bribe giver because tho offer must como
from him In tho very nature of things.
Tho World hopes very earnestly that tho great
American sport will como from tho crucible
purified and unduro for decades. It la ono of
tho glories of America. Young America would
bo lost, without It
NOT GOOIJ AMi:ilIt:.NIHM
Tho esteemed Ada News takes exception to
tho Now York Sun nnd Herald's observation
that " All forclgn-born groups of AmerlcniPWti
xens aro for Senator Harding. Thu News, with
characteristic bourbon prejudice, doc not dis
pute tho fact but argue from it that Senator
Harding Is dangerous to American ideals and
traditions.
Wo think It in qulto an oulpahla for genuine
Americans to question tho sincerity of foreign
born citizens as for those foreign-horn cltlzenn
to divide their allegiance with those countries
from whence they cumo. Ono lo a fault quite
as bad as tho other.
Why shouldn't tho foreign-horn American
cltUen favor tho election of Senator Harding
standing as ho does on a platform unalterably
pledged to American Institution!) nnd opposed
to foreign influences? Our forolgn-bom cltl
rutin came to theso shores to escape participa
tion In European politics and Its consequent
everlasting demand upon their first born.
They,' perhaps evon more earnestly than we
of native birth, desire that America shall re
main free nnd independent of Kurapcan In
fluences; know the lamentable consvquencos of
European politics; desiro Uiat tho role of their
adopted country shall be to hold high tho beacon
light of liberty for tho benefit ot tho oppressed
In other lands.
It wiirt rather abundantly proven during the
recent war that no class of our citizenship was
moro Intenjly loyal than thoso ot foreign birth.
They gavu of their time, their money and their
own flesh and blood. And this clam stands
today among thoso most vehemently oppewed to
tho league with Its Inevitable, alliance with old
world politics nnd politicians. Not, as tho bour-
bons would havu us believe, because rejection of
the treaty might possibly aid Clermany, but bo
causo rejection of it will save America,
To attribute base motives to tho foreign-born
citizen because ho champions the republican
cause, If that is a fact, Is to do that class ot
citizens irreparable Injury nnd dlscourago then
In their loyalty to tho land ot their tidopUon.
Oklahoma Outbursts
llf (lit. Iillnn,
WHY NOT GET RID OF HIM ALTOGETHER?
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A moonshine drama Is meeting with much
success In the Arkansan circuit.
A U'nvnokn roneem for bulne reftminn
ban changed the name of the firm from Way
nokn Tire hospital to "Ulnty Moore's Tire
servlto,"
Another thing which amuses our curiosity
is wuy mere us sn many "rujlned widows" ad
vertising their wlllinKiiem to kesp houso for
wen-io-iio wldoMersj or bachelors.
The girl on Mouth Main, who has been suffer
; irnm n rum. was loin ny n young man
imi ntiior dny Hint she need not oxpeot any
wiiiib mi lr sue wnt around with one oar
nxpfmu.
All of llnrnce Hunan's tlmo In not taken up
by the national convention of the American
Lorlon. He flndn time to write back to In
quire how the "ylppetn" are oomlng along with-
uub 111 in.
Heott I'errli Is taking considerable lime Just
now to write letters t deny tkat he ever "by
word of inoiinHi. letter or otherwise'' referred to
onre eupporlern In the primary campaign nn
'bolsl.evlsls, I. y, v., rlK .,.. UwpPct.
m i. r"rr,ro" ''iderH of Luther Hurrlnon
"" mponi ami wis near old Oklahoma!!.
iwn .Miummi vsney (nrim go n-'reechlng
their WHy throurli tho town every night nnd
tnnrnliiK like a democratic candidate walling
,, . V , " "r" h"1 "nnngli publicity. Tho
dlsliirlilng noise frnm both sources are equally
!'t?"T'."n ry'. ,:V,..,,"ro l" J""1 'Hffernnce
,r. nt ' ?"('l ,VnII"y. "m,'K"'nnt can stop lb,
part of It if It wants to.
.,im?r.rn.r,,C0X.,tt,M ""brnskann he would havo
supported Mr. llryiin had the great commoner
been nominated for president at Han bVandnco
nni In J Tm wn" !l0t n ndldalr. nnd could
not have been nominated by that Frisco con
vention anyway, It Is easy for Mr. Cox to spread
, J,l".nll"',l'",weVfr' n" ,f 110 "'" "
smoke.houn" "mC,",,,y "Ut fr0m "ph,n'1
Barometer of (Public Opinion
' nnd Soldier Iloiuw.
IMItnr' U'nrM- rin,.n..n. . , .. . . .. ..
vu. is nam ny nis
2Mf;r'itJrt?r.10 b0 "for 11,0 i'x-ervlce men." Ho
m e t their Vllln na t.l r .. . .
nn .Wi"Jl. rt'c"t "I''Ches nt Oreeley,
if. .ie. "V'T",1 i'',,Klon presented to rongrres
tn Ideas of rightful adjusted compensation for
rn?i ."riol,ller "'.p,,in ,,P"'K'",'I to fit practl
?boy, LC'l" Thl" ""'"v0 Pl'" has passed
. ..n. " r(,"'T";''t'lven and l now up to
hJ. Aeu" ..f,"r nc"0" "t Governor Cox Kiyn
r.? n i 'for. ""."""'hlnB hotter than a bonus."
He would mako Irrigation furmers ot us nil
t doesn't matter whether wo nro capable of
being successful farmers. And how would hn
place more than 4,000.000 ex-serMc. men on
real farms on their own. Kvldontly a big per
centnge In supposed to bo left out.
Is ho iHncero In Ills desire to glvo tho service
men more than they asked? That In not ex-
ni,T l., ith0 ,m,"lnc,7 t hand nnd help put
over what ban been asked tor and already lias
a favorable, start? UU present position might
bo read tp mean that he. deslreH a confusion, hat
will smother the Lesion plan. "m.nnat
loHolt't'r" C !'"'"-'. IfP sobUer
. ' """ uunKrBn iot nun nush
several variolic., of legislation o none of them
will get oyer. If ho deslre to "mako" omo big
land syndicate let him talk of thl reclamation
Idea and extol Its virtues. Hut if ho In hon
estly desirous of aiding the ex-servlco men let
htm chnngo his tune nnd thoroughly endorso the
plan now beforo us,
KX-SOLDIKn-BX-IJHMOCrtAT.
Tulsa, Okla.. Sept. 18.
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The Promoter's Wife
By JANE PHELPS
t flo You Want u Italic?
Kdltor World: A Now York Jew's clerk
asked him for a raise. The Jew nald- "Why
do you want n ralso? There nro 365 days In
n year; you work eight hours a day, and that
Is 122 days. There are 52 Sundays In n yoar;
you get them off. That leaves ou 70 days
There ore 1 1 holidays and two Jewish holidays,
which you get, leaving you 54 dayn. You tnko
an hour off for lunch, which makes 14 days
leaving you 40 days. You get Saturday after
noon off, which makes 20 dnys, leaving 14 dnys
nnd I give you two weeks vacation each year.'
Buy, when In 11 do you work, nnywny?"
Tulsa. Sept. 27. CONTIlinUTED.
Complaint ,gnlnt Dnurlng.
Hdltor World! Tho announcement of danc.
Ing clames to lie conducted by the Y. W C A
comes an n shock nnd disappointment to many.
It seems that n Christian association should
emphawlzo such things iih mnke for Christ
likeness, rnther than thono thing., which serve
(in a snare, such as dancing becomes to the
large majorltvvho Indulge in Its pleasures.
Thoro Is, likewise, a sincere regret that the
public schools of our city and stnto ore teach
ing a syntcm of physical culturo which not only
encourage, but In creating n ceneratlon of kocIsI
dancers, In spite of the claim that tho sys
tent that It discourages social dancing the testi
mony of tho mothers Is otherwlso Ilelng a
gradttato of the system I have Intlmntely ob
served tin action from Nnrthweorn university
down through college, state schools and pub
lie schools, and nm convinced that the course
ot dancing tnught In the public schools of our
city Is making Impossible for the carefully
tntieb lessonn 0n "personal purity" to bo ef.
fectlvo as they should be.
The youth or li..t who refrains from social
dancing In a subject of ridicule.
, . M1S- A. C. TlANCnOKT.
Tulsa. Sept. 2S.
COUNSKL.
(Copyright. 1020, by Hdgar A. Ouest).
Oh, you shall bo afraid my boy before you
come to victory.
Yes, you shall see the frightful things that
, every man ban had to see,
And you shall feel the hurtful blows which
every man has had to bear
Hut meft them as a man, my boy, nnd you
the crown of Joy shall wear.
Oh. you shall look In folluro'n face and you
fihnlt hear the nroffern Jeer,
Ami you shall feel like giving up because no
help for you Is near.
And you shall see your plans go wrong and
nil your custlen tumble down
Hut keep the faith and start anew, and you
shall some day win renown.
I would not bid you not'to weep, for tears of
grief shall fill your eyes,
I would rot bid yotl not to enro when you
Bhall lose tho thing you prize,
For hurt nnd pain are hard to bear nml sor
row cuts Into tho soul
Hut stand you fast and servo the truth, nnd
you shall como unto your goal.
There 'shall be days when hope in dim and'
days when Joy seems far from you,
There shall be rugged hills to climb nnd
dreary tasks for you to do;
It Is no easy path' you fare, no light and sim
ple game you re In,
Lifo shall beset and try your strength but
meet lis tests, und you shall win.
Durham's Ilnd Lovo ItU.T.
CHAl'TKIt IV.
Neil's letter cummcuccd:
"Dear llttlo friend H.ib: I miss
you moro than I can tell you. I mis,
our wulks together, our tennis, nnd
tho croquet-i-cvun If you did always I
beat me. New York seems awfully
hot and stuffy after the cool, snuded 1
streets of Huntington, I find myself
winning that I were sitting In tho
hammock with you instead of on a
root carden. these id f n? Un its.
You know nothing of summer heat.
Your cool, eras crown, shaded vil-
Inge hon nothing In common with the
sun-baked streot of thin big town,
"Some day I nm coming back for
another visit. Will you lie Just as'
kind to me, or shall I find von havo'
changed perhaps (awful thought)!
marnca 10 some ot tnoso good
hearted youths I met? 1'leono don't
nao. i nouid nato to find you Mrs.
Somebody, Instead of llaibara Hill,
ono of tho dearest playfellows a man
ever Had.
"Tell mo all about yourself, Ilab,
I am going to send you some new
books occasionally, somothlng I am
reading. Thon wo can talk nbout It
In our letters. Would that please
you 7
"Hcmcmbor nie to your father nnd
mother. They were good to spare
you to mo often. Ileal!)-, ns I look
oacK, I seem to navo rattler mon
opollzed you during my stay with
Aunt Ornco. Hy the way, she 1s aw-
tuuy fund or you. I'crhans you al
ready know It, doubtless you do. Hut
in view or tno ract that she told mo,
nnd that she In a relative of mine.
go and sit with her occasionally.
won't you? I see that I haven't given
you any real rcaaon that you should,
out no just inn same,
"I am having some pictures taken
for mother. She has hounded nm to
death for months to hove my face
put on a card. AVould you like one?
Don t Do afraid tue.iy 'no.' It won t
hurt yes It will too, I find that I
realty want you to havo one.
"This Is qulto a long letter for a
first one. Isn't It, Bab? Do wrlto me
soon. 1 shnll ho looking for n letter
every day now until I recelvo It.
"Very sincerely,
NIHL KOItnES."
My first man letter. Yet nn one
could call It n lovo letter. I thought
an I pressed It to my linn ofter read
tng It. How could he mnke fun about
my getting married 7 Thnt hurt Just
ns If I would think nf mnrrylng one
of tho village boys, now after meet-
ing ntiti;
The. Younp Lady
Across the Way
I was delighted that he proposed
sending mo books ho was reading.
It would seem llko being together to
talk of them In our lcttcm. Hut what
delighted me most was that I whh to
havo his picture. I had tried to get
up mv courage to ask for It beforo ho
left, but couldn t. Now r il I
Had not, It was so nice to have him
offer it of himself.
Of courso I would go and sit with
his aunt. I had dono so frequently
slnco ho left nnd wo had spent tho
entlro tlmo talking of htm. Mrs
Carter bnd told mo all sho know of
bin boyhood, of his people. It wnsn't
much, ns they lived so far npart,
and her brother's wlfo and she had
not been very. congenial. Hut It waa
all wonderfully Interesting to me,
I mild to myself that I would wait
Just as long as Nell had beforo I
answered Ills letter. Two whole
weeks. Hut I couldn't! I figured
that the longer 1 waited to reply to
his letter, thn longer It would uo no
foro I received another. So nt the
end of n week I sent my answer.
I snent many hours, nnd destroyed
Severn! sheets of paper before I "'aa
satisfied with whnt I had written
Kvcn then I realized it wan very In
adequate as far a wither expressing
my feelings, or In Interest. Hut It
ns tho best 1 could do.
I had told him how I missed him,
but tried not to lot him see too
plainly how much. I had thanked
him in advance for the picture- and
tho books. It waa a very ordlnnry
letter from ono trlend to anoiuor.
I wanted awfully to sign it "with
lovo" but I restrained tho lmpulso
nnd elmply said; "Your friend,
Ilab."
Tomorrow Tlio Tone of Nell's Let'
tern Mont iovlirg.
Iicimies' Notebook
The young lady across the way
says there's nothing In mending tho
rout after the horse Is stolen.
The young lady across the waj
says her fsther Is not much of n
partisan, not ivirlrg enough about f
In fact, ever to voto anything but the
regular ticket.
Us fellowH wns sotting on my frunt
steps and Sid Hunt ed, Hay, has
enybody got a rubber band? Wlch
Kd Wernlck took a lot of all sorts of
things out of bin pocklt incioomng a
rubber band, saying. Do you wunl to
keep it or do you Jest wunt tho lend
of it?
I wunt to keep It. sod Sid Hunt,
and 1M Wernlck stuck It back in his
pocklt neon, suylng, Thats dlftrcnt, i
ttmwt vou lest wuutcd thu lend ot it.
O, Kd, you certeny keep a buntch
of things In your pockets, sed l'uds
Slmklns. Wlch he docs, having a
reputation for It, and Kd sed, I bet
thoro aint cnyiiung eny oi you can
ask me for tliat I nint got in my
nocklts, or sumthlug like It.
O, fellows, thats a bet, go ahead and
asked him for things. 111 bo tho em
pire, I sed. Wlch the fellows otartcd
to do, l'uds Slmklns saying. Hay.
Kd, have you got a top off of a
empty sawiperlller bottle on you?
I got n-umthlng llko It, beers n
cork, sed Kd Wernlck. Wlch he
pulled ono out. and I sed, Suro, thats
llko It, go nhed, fellows, keep on ask
ing him for things, Im tho empire.
Have you got a lump of sugar on
you. Kd?fed Sid Hunt, nnd Kd sod,
Sure. And he pulled ono out still
prltty eleen looking, and Skinny
.Martin sed, You nlnt got a door knob
on you, havo you, Kd?
Stimthlng like It. sed Kd. And he
pulled out a Iron hlngo partly rusty
and partly not, me saying, Thatu like
It, thats like 11, n hinge terns wen
you open n door ana bo docs a door
nob, thats llko it.
Tho heck It Is, tho dooso it is,
nuthltig doing, no sir, wats you think
we are. youre a heck of a empire.
Who over sed a hinge wan like a door
not)' No slro, like tun it Is, thats a
fenrso decision, who ever sod you
was u empire? all tho fellows sod.
And wo made sutch u fcarso noise
argewlng that pop looked out tho
window and ma came to the frunt
door nnd wo all had to get off the
steps.
The Horoscope
"The atari Inrltne, nut do not compet.
Thursday, September SO, I tl:!0.
(Cifrnsbt, h:'i. tftlil McCSuni Nnipiprr SgrwlSnlt. I
A&'rolugers read this an an tin
Importitnt dry In plentary direction,
While I'ranus and Jupiter nro in
bctti'flc nspec Sa'urn Is adverse.
There Is again tho best sort ot
forecast toe business and commerce.
even though sinister forces seem to
bo nt work In causing financial de
pression nnd fluctuatlne markets.
The United Slatcn is now said to
bo subject to a rule that will hasten
tho most tremendous and far-reaching
enterprise!).
Thero Is for tho National Capital
tho forecast of great artistic de
velopment and rapid growth. Much
building of tho most costly type
seems to bo Indicated by tho stars.
Uranus Is In a placo thnt should
encourage clear vision ennrernlnj
tho uoutiry's needs, so that move
ments toward tho betterment of so
cial conditions will probably mul
tiply. Although thero may bo a deeper
Interest In the finer ambitions nf
humanity, tho seers declare that nS
tho real progress must como from
within nnd not from without. This
means that tho tlmo when tho
wealthy can accomplish real good
by endowments and by old-tlmo
methods of philanthropic effort Is
long post.
Saturn frowns again, and Is read
as boding 111 for rulers of tho ancient
form of government. Kings may
loso their thrones. Norway is ono
of the countries that may now bo
seriously disturbed.
Thrones nro supposed to bo .In
danger because thu culminating po
sition of Neptuno In sextilo to .Mer
cury and in trlno to Mars denoted
democratic popular movements.
Kaco questions will to prominent
from tills tlmo on, but only good can
como to tho oppressed or tho less
fortunnte peoples oa tho new era
advances.
Tho seers prophesy thatthcro will
bo an extraordinary typo of beauty
noticeable In the rising generation.
American womon aro u reach a
standard that will mako them ns
famous as their Oreek sisters of an
cient times, It (ho stars aro read
aright.
Persons whoso blrthdato it Is !
havo the augury of a happy, siv
cossful year In which they come. Into
a muse of harmony with all their
Ufa's demands.
Children born on this day are
likely to bo exceedingly gifted. They
may bo vivacious and apparently
careless, but they will havo tho
greatest possibilities.
About Town and
m . . I
in Hotel Lnhh!
n, .....
Hot- that believe cm; 1 '(3
is u matter of morn tiu ,
terest. This cmipai y, 'u7
companies of slmlla.- r , .Vs
Cnited States lias a wc.f lf0 a.
mom, uiwer suptn-i , of it
Kenstonnnehnr. thnt t , . t
clockwork. 'Cotitn-.tt' t. ,' '
mtnn Increased prodmti ti ,
tcr homo hfe," Pctr ,
cmres, and cite tho fo.I, w,- ' I,
clockwork. "Cont'
MfNTim, tlfn I..UM, A't
Bation accident Ins inn . v ."'
facilities, firm nl.l I-.-
dents, medical and hosp.'i J
tui iiniivr iivimrnis, t ii i ,
. i . . ic
imwji-u, iuuii lunu Ii. j, .
hospital f!edn. loan fn I i
men's homes, wivlrg p , ) r ,r
,ejv.--, auuMI ne(VJ.'0 lo I (
ejnployis, klnderg.ir cr f "" '
ployes' children, nnd tr u.- 0rtt '
serv.ro for refinery omp..iou.
"While, wo sell a gtcat n anycyB
azlncfl of the 'broezy' kind conC-B
lrg stories thut might be i Jite
'rucy,' tho bnf rollers nro tho r.aa"
zlnta that print stories of jfe
i:i) without fox nppeai or :r ,.j .J
ism," I V. Clifton, ma&..-..nodu.
said Wednesday. "There t.i n bn
demand for magazines tin n-every-dny
flc.Km, but I be lilt, c,
greatest demand) in for majiiia
trail print mcritu or businrrat,
combined with homo llfo. rf.(,
llko to read stories ot bi.slr.ers r-
ccmos, with whom roman-o rcj
rr.ny not havo played a part Soa
pcoplo buy cro of tho 'racy map,
ziuca, ami men, nt mo came us
buy somo mngnzlnn of bu.nens is,
or moro sober fictlcn. Hut as fut!
I can rco tho rending tastes of Tj
can) 'hna not depreciated to iq
"fxi f nvlnnf '
Corruption Hinds.
Figures nro Interesting. Wl-1
you say fifteen million dollars r
Idly It seems a lot of money, mji
a lot of money.
Democrats sny tho republican
wicked, wicked people, wanted
raise a campaign fund of 515,001
000. Too bad, very sad.
What have democrata in offlctti
say to theso figures?
Fifteen million dollars fr.'til b
lo cents ror eacn innnbltafui! tli
United States. Kvory lime you dis
ocrats In offico allowed tho nurv
thieves to ecll u pound of sunrfi
1'5 cents, you allowed them to tin
w i:iiikm ,,-.m ..." , . , ,
tlmo nn American bought a pou:l
of migar for 25 cents ho was rotW
of 15 cents. Don't you think ti
wquid pay him to contribute !i
cents onco to get rid of tho kind t!
government that ullows ths v&r
kind of profiteering to stirvlvo tit!
war and stcnl 15 cents for evirj!
pound of sugar?
Whon tho democrats get throw
saying what they think about llt.;
Hardlng'o campaign fund, Intern:
Ing Imaginary thinking, nerhitj
they will tell exactly why they hitt
dono nothing nbout their frlesit
tho profiteers, that began by steal
Ing a thousand million dellri
through tho aircraft board, and hin
kept It up ever slnco In every direc
tion? Herald-Kxamlncr, Chicaco.
If Franklin Is another Theodm
then Hilly Sunday In a Moraos,
KHhu Hoot Is Geno Dobs and Bryu
Is a brewer. What say to that roust
stuff, Frank? Any 100 pet ce-J
Hoosevolt would get fighting madi:
that. Albuquorquo (N, M.) Journal
An Inventor has patented
bracket to hold a small n!ee
blotting paper closo to tho point t!
a pen for tho convenience of an
required to wrlto their slgnaturn
many times.
I
For disinfecting clothing I
Frenchman has developed an air
tight tank In which garments ii
subjected to a mlxturo of comercsH
air and chlorlno or other gas, hca'.(t
l,y eleerrlcity.
Rubber boots -with pecullaxU
shaped cleats. Into which calks cu
bn fastened, on tho poles and het'i
havo been Invented by an Idaii
lumberman t Inuro (turo foqUnj cs
mlppery places.
VOSE
PIANOS
STAND THE TEST OF TIME
When wo sell a Voso I'lano we do not OUKSS about
tho service It Is going to render. For yea.-s wo havo
sold these remarkable l'lanos nnd we KNOW what
every ono will do. The outnandlng characterlstlo
of tho Voso Is its WONDKHFUL DUHABILITY. Voso
tone is rich nnd sweet after years of uso nnd Voso
action is fctill responsive because of this characteristic.
Ask any Voso ownor.
Our prices tho lowest. Let us show you how easy
you can "own" becauso ot the Jenkins plan. Call oc
write today.
117 South .Main
-V Otagc 3133.3131
T$fl&fttellAv A. .1. Cltim Mgr.
The commission dealer will glvo tho "friend" who
furnishes your namo n commission when you buy,
whether oc no tie U present at tho salo ,
t