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TULSA DAILY WORLD, SATURDAY, MARCH 12, 1921 Put.llihKj Krorr Marnlnit tnflurtlnii HiiniUy. BY THE WOULD i'UHI-ISIIINO CO. teftinTtiHTTulf Potlnfflri- K"n.l elt. Mtt' VjBgiKtrt)y- AlIi.lT JlUltKAtJ OK Cirvfl'I-ATKlN mkmiTkiiii ok tiik aocmatko rii:" 1h, Th AMorUUil I'im MU'lMlr, l'VJ,lll,,l in im ler rpuullrllon or all nwii illl'""" " 't,, II or not ollmtwi.. ef,llt.t In ItiU vl". " local n w a (i u 1 1 ! a h r 1 h.r.ln. . s-.ist IIT MAIL, IN AI'VANCH. BUnnCllll'TION HATK.1. DAILY AND HUNDAT, n yrar. ..! BIC months. I ll IhrM mnnthi.... ... 1.10 5n month II " i.aiU om.r. Mi mnnlln.. I riitn month- riiti month On nmmn HUNIIAr ONI.T. ,j9 On ynf, II. 00 On jtmnth. . . . Jrri " IIV CAIllllKIl IM OUTBIDI) TOWNH. rtf wnX,, ' tn 'r month. In utivnt.f f go rr rmir. In Jnrp J." V t-' UrCAIlMli:il IM Tt'I.HA. MANIi'bI'IIIMIIH and ItK.ll KUIIK, DAII.r AND Hl)NIA V. for w.K ,t rf month. In mlvnnc 10 00 l'f In nrlvunra ... '-' ' -- i'linrJi; .oo.- roii aX MHuniHun- Daily Biblical Quotation Alu nil 12. The Lord hlrnn thou, utlil keep lltcn : thn 1Ord make his fnro mIiIiio upon thee, nnil be gracious unto thee; llui Iinl lift up J tin pollntonitnt upon thee, nml glvo then peace. -Num. vl. 81-26. O Iov how cheering li Tliy my! All pnln bofnro Thy presence film; Care, anguish, sorrow, melt uwiiy, Where'er Thy healing lipiimn nrlm, O Pather, nothing mny I hpp, Nothing desire, or seek, hut Thee. I'. (lerhnrdt. r"U"l i' ii i, ii ..i ai-ig!t:i: i-jtaarumt-i -a- ILUIAVAY WAtlli CUTS. However niucli imo may regret tliu Industrial disturbance almont certain to follow thn railway whb'i cutn I lint nro being mnda hy tho vartnun transportation companies, un man who hnn homo tho rcnpnrmlhllltlcn of Investment und hnil experience In general business manugctnent will penult himself to Indulge in criticism based on nothing more Rtilifitnntl.il than npneulntlvo econ omics nnil lilciillirtto theories. It la folly to chnrgo that tho railway manage ments nro soiling nn opportunity to pound down tho wages of their employen. Hocaiinn tho de light of every capable business management In to pay tho lnn;el wngo that thn Incomo of thn bunliiPHH will purmlt. It In much mom logical tol'n)iBiimo that rullwny miinnRprn hnvo hern driven to their doclfdon throtiRh tho operation of Inexorable lawn that did not lenvo tlietn oven tlyi shadow nf illxcrctlou; knowing, too, that In inih counw they wrro hound to encounter a nrorm tho full effect of which could not ho oven dimly anticipated, yot forced to auch cotirso bCaufti) thoro wun no othor. Tho demand linn been wcll-nlch uiilvprsnl tliiit tho Industrial, commercial nnd polltlcnl world our part of Iheiio woildn at leant return to normal. That hnn hcon tho nccpxnlty. And nil buiflntnH conccrnn hava net nhoul Un nc compllnhnierit In tho ono way ponnlblo; that In to hy actually dolnit It. ,A public, Jaded by tho' to' over-mountlnc contn of nil eommodltlen mid qAlcc, Almont Inntantly cenned entorlnR tho nlldcd porta In with n, well-filled ,rn In Un harld. HtnRnntlon followed. To rollovo the ntaB ny on and brliiR about a ecnoral rcnuinpllon of buslncnn, trado In nil of varied rnmltlcatlona muet ncedn ho nttmulated. Interpreted Into cvery-dny nnd common-place ternm that meant that' prlccn mutt enmo dawn tQ 'a' point whero tho pM"ohology of tho publlo wuuld nicount thn decline ennentlnl to Junttca and iiKaln resumo buying. Tho vaiitly Importnnt part tramportattou ban In tho nchomo of In dustry and commerce rendered It Imperatively certain that transportation conccrnn must fnco thn problem nnd cnntrlbtito townrdH Un imHiIIoii precisely iim tho farmer, tho ban Iter, tho manu facturer and tho minor. ' And yot, ntnndlnK thero like n. sppclre of irtcnaclner Import, wan tho Brotcnqtio no-cnlled waRO ntlJuntniPtit mndo by tho McAdno railway rjeglmo with tho various clawion of rnllwny em ployenj during tho war, Tho nubntanca of thin peotro muHt noodn be tented, for it could neither ifo evaded nor yet Riven recognition nn nn ph scntlal. It wan Imponslblo to Impose upon tho liubllo nn IncreaBo In carrying 'chnrKPm that would enable tho managements, to moot tholr fixed chnrgeo and bring their proportlen up to tho ntundard of efficiency required hy tho do inandn matin upon them by that public; no that tho alternative, regnrdlenn of ltn ponnequencen, wns to directly attack tho npectro nnd neck ltn removal. The wage redilctlonB mny nnd probably will bo followed by Industrial dbMUtetudo. Hut that did not nnd It cannot nffect the fact that tho tlmn had nrrlvcd wl'iero It wan Imperatively ueren wiry to foroo u gpnornl rpcognltlon that thero In n'.purly of lpgltlmnto Intorrnt In tho railway wago controvoniy other tlmn tho four brother hoods. Mil. hANSlM! AS ADTIIOIl, Mr. Hobcrt Lansing. President Wllnon's secre tary of Htuto during the penco parley, proven himself an absorbingly Interesting utithor. In tlto current number of tho Saturday livening Post, tho gontlemnn makes the flrnt of a series of contributions on tho nubject of tho "Hlg Four." nt Versailles, meaning the Kngllsh, French, Italian nnd American rcprrwntntlves who not only rough-hewed the peace treaty, but tho covenant of tho league of nations ns well. This contribution Is of illnl Importance com ing ftt a tlmo when new efforts nro being put forward hy France to secure America's ndhenlon to iho league. For In it Mr. I-nnnlng drawn a pen picture of tho Versailles conference that to an extent much utrongor thin ho Intended, If wo are to accopt his prefatory defenso of tho loaguo and the effort to sccuro its acceptance by the United States, Justifies thn won that haa been eald against a covenant that was claimed to have bocn conceived In great spiritual purity and born of an unselfish deniro to cutubllsh peace and Justice among the nations of the earth. Mr. Lanslnff does not hesltnte to assort that Premier Clemcncenu was, not only tho strongest future uX tho. rcaca parloys, but that ho drove his way through all obntn-'len like a Mup-dHvcr (it old, titlprly dliiregnrdlng thn rlghtn and lnhen of tin mrmllnr rmtlonn and making no effort to crnitenl hln ilnterrnlimtlon that tho five lending natltm nhould write the treaty and ulno be In a ponltlon to nn unqilentlonably control thn lengun and ltn doclnlonn, If lher were to bo a lpngtio. In view of Mr. f.nnilng'fl flrnt contribution thn treaty and tho Inngun become even more nordld nnd denploabla than ever beforo. Hud thero been nny lack of Justification for -nur dPPlnlon to remain out of thn lwigun, Mr. Iiii Ming ban nuppllcd It. IIIh future cnnlrlhiltltinn will bu awnlleil with keen Interest, Till! HI'AVINAW INKI'I.'IIO.V. It In gratifying lo know that thn Hpuvlnaw tin ri Houreo of wntpr ntlpply, ha again ntood up tindur rigid Innpeellon. It In annoying to find thn headwrltPr making It nppmir that thn niipply In only adequate for ten yearn Instead of for a rlly tPti tlmPH tho Hi of TuUa. Hut tinch aro the iinnnynnevn of tho profpwtlon. On two pnlntii of tho water matter, thero can ho no Intelligent oonlrovorny, that In touching thn quantity and quality of tho Hpavlnaw sup ply, lloth arc abovn qunntlon. Purer water nn illy ever had, nnd thn quantity In nmpln for every domand that will ever bo rn.ido upon It by thin community. Controverny of nn honest nnturp, If It In to bo Indulged In, must he con cerning iiomo other aspect or fenturn of thn proposition. It In enrnnrtly hoped that no unnecessary tlmn will bo eoniiimed In securing an IntelllgPtit nnd detailed preliminary survey, Including nn entl mute of probable coul, probable Inunmo from tho completed plant, nnd tho Inereawed rnten neren nary to prnvldo ndequalo funds for meeting the fixed ehargen. With such data In hand, thn community will be ready lo recelvo tho bond proposal, Water, Tulsa mum have; not mnrnly wet water, but water that In puro and nvallnblo In unlimited quantity. Ipt' move forward Intelligently In the matter, but with no unnecessary delay. A.V INUXOtlAlllii: liAW. I'rocednnt In nn Inexorable lawl President Wilson elevated hln penional physician to tho highest naval rank with salary and other emolu ments In proportion. President Harding hnn mado hln penionu! physician a brigadier-general In tho army. One notcn a difference. President Wilson used the navy to oppose tho gecms, whlln President Hurtling evidently believes that hln dangem In that direction ran best bn headed off by the land forces. In lSngtand and olhrr countries of the old world, court favorllen nro raised to tho peerage hy Imperial warrant. Thoro h nn Inhibition In our constitution against that sort of thing. Hut wo manage to get by It without too much dlf flculy. Naturally onn Is not permitted crltlcbmi. Un cause thero stands thn precedent. What some one elno has done In pcrntlnslhlo for nompono tdno to do. Doubtlpss thpro nro exlonuatlng clr. ctimstancen; Justification In form If not In fart. The pernonnl physician of thn chief magistrate must ncodn havo rnnk In order that ho may not be forced to fcod with tho kitchen scullions whlln tho object of his undivided attention In breaking bread wlth gold brajd and braes but ton In tho front dining room, i Hut wo did get (thing for a good many yearn without thin court custom. And even yot, did ono daro apply tho pen of a constitutional analyst to tho thing, wo fear It would look ugly -to see publlo favors nnd monies thus nppllod. Domnrrney In a wonderful thing whon onn cnmei to view ltn lnlmnlo functioning. Hut wo seriously doubt If It nlwayn tnvn tho best means to make the world safo for ltn ondurnnce. Mr. Pcott Ferris, who It will bo recnllcd also ran In the lain isnatorlal hnndlcnp In Okla homo, announces that he will open a law of fice In Oklahoma City after March I. Tho Nlgnlflcaucn of thin annnuncoinent In found In the fact that It marks hln departure from his old congressional district nnd makon him a political factor henceforth In the l'lfth. Some nutomoblle men say that by fall tho automobile' buslncm will be going bigger than over. That mny bo, hut wo fnncy tho gentle mPti are duo for n dlsappotntmpnt. It Is the Judgment of conservative men that tho auto mobile business will neVor ngaln attain tt.n former proportions. Thrrn nro nny number of rennonn for this. Some people nre nblo to era lib advertising free, mine nro forced to buy It, while somo have It thrust upon them In largo nnd copious doics. Clara Kimball Young appears to be In tho latter clans. It In always paster and morp comfortable to run with tho hounds than with tho hare In pub lie mattpm. It hnd some difficulty, but the office nailed Mr. Hoover at last. W'luu Counts. (Copyright. 1921, by IMgar A. fJupst.) Don't raro much what a man can do, Or If his mind works faster than Tho common mind of the common man. Hut 1 like to know him through un' through, An' how to the tests of llfo he' stood Var It counts with mo If his word Is good. I'll njik no brothrr how much ho owns, Nor whether his blood in an undent ntook, Or Is ho ono of thn common flock. I.eavo pedlgreo to tho flesh nnd bones! Ho cun bo my friend both day nn' night Whatever ho Is If his heart Is right. It'n fine for a man to reach bin goal. There's Joy In speakln' to well-won fame, I'll cheer tho victor in any game; Uut skill and brains never touch tho soul An' all that counts In n man with nM la how has ho tried for his victory? If his hands aro clean nn' hln word Is good, If ha won't break faith for a petty gain, I'll never say that his wayn nro plain, Or unocr him out o1 my neighborhood, I'll cling to him to tho bitter end, An' nllus bo proud to call him friend. Oklahoma Outbursts iy oris i.iinio.v. Thin In nlso tho season when tho bullhead fisherman comes into his kingdom, There In Just one thing Wichita will not par don, and that In the crime of mayhem. If,..,,,.. t r t ,. I,. t.H ,. LilmnrA rtnti dueling a very vigorous prosacutlon through the iiuwnjiaiiorn. About thn only effect of the Into edld snap wus tho recall of cnitaln garments for further duly. Mm. Jako Hnmon seernn lo be trying to pnter the lltrary ruction ns a competitor of Clara Smith llumon. To wnteh a dlsher-up of food In oafp work with a clK'iret dangling from his lips ulmo.fi mail en an untl uut of thin colyum. The girl on South Main nays shn trlen to bo patriotic, hut somehow or othor shn cunt' work up much enthusiasm over tho Harding blue. Homo wnmen'n Idea of thn millennium, his the Wallas News. In that It In to bo u tlmo when housekcopeisi will have un short a workday nn as househullders. W'p heard a lady remark tho other evening that what Tulsa noeds most Is n little light nnd ii trnfflo cop on thn sidewalk In front of tho Itoblnsou building, Third nnd Main, Them In this. nlno. to he mid In favor of Pieslilent Harding'!! rnblnnt, all tho members tfiii lo hnvo been succesnful In picking good looking wives. Next Wednesday has been denlgnntPd by tho Hotary club as Mary (iarden day In Tulm. This will bo n different kind of u garden day from what you have been hearing about ovory night when you get home. Barometer of Public Opinion l.uw KnfomtiiPiil Nwilisl, IMItor World: I have been noting with Inter et tho comments In regard to the Cru": Meaclmm affair. I havo boon wondering if InsLad of tho Itevorend gentleman, a plain cltUen had been ono of thn participants, with no club or church to "fight" for him, how nitirh ...l.llnlt.. ...r.l,l,l I.I.Vn l.nilll llvtl tllH CI1SO? Ami 4 , IV,! KJ .., ,,v.. r, - - yet It Is our boast that before tho law nil aro equal. U tno KPVorcmi gentleman wuji ni. Ing or breaking tho law In any way ho should havo been arrested. And Isn't It Just a bit Im probable that ho would havo been arrested otherwise? Certainly law enforcement Is neod ...ii ,...,. tl.iit iim nrrf.ftt wns tin- imi nut, Ki.iiikiutt . . .' - - Just .that tho charges made by tho officer wero not IrUC, II WUH 11U 1'Xl.rurill ujijiwi Mr. Crum to hIiow tiln rtMicct for luw nnil onlor nutl tho Inw' enforcmnt, and Inclfb-ntally to t (Hon Lb I m it fhrUllim fiirebearance. nnd prove himself a gentleman. Ho has had tho nd- .... n.ltlnnllAn if IlHMIinlriMMIl Wltll YlllluiK"n 'i v cultured and refined people, and his profession In that nf directing. Instructing, and helping other folks by precept and example. On tho other hand Mr. Menchiim does not pono ns n model. For tho munificent sum of 1160 per month he ntompts to enforce tho law, If neces sary nt tho risk of his life. Helng only human when told that ho lied ho struck with his fist. Var tho "good of tho servico" It was too bad It was wrong. Mr. Meaehnm realizes that and has said ho is sorry. Has tho rector dono as much? What moro gentlemanly, what more ChrNt-lIko than for hint to lako his share of tho blame, npologlzo for his -display of temper, and nsk that the officer bo reinstated? I'll ven ture It would do far moro to win him and his church tho respect nnd confidence of his fellow citizens and possibly "win moro uouIm." than all tho sermons ho will over preach. A HACIli:t.OH LADY. A Dodger of Autoiuobllcs. IMItor World: Slnco tho controversy hnn been going on concerning tho fracas between tho preacher and tho policeman, I havo been won dering why a minister should bo privileged to call another person a liar. It seomn to mu that when a minister of tho gospel no forgets ..Imstelf and his position be fore tho puople, that ho permits himself the use of Hiiuh eplthuts against another man, ho should expect It to bo resented most strenuously I havo no doubt had Mr. Crum conducted himself as tho pcoplo naturally expect a min ister to conduct himself In this matter, his face would bn moro presentable than nt proiwut. I helluvn tho ministry should always bo treat ed with tho utmost respect und courtesy tiut when they loso their temper and use ns objne tlonnblo a phraso as that Is to any man they should not expect It to be accepted without re sentment even by a pollcoman. m.. m.. uiii-u Mr Cm m ts from the east and Is not familiar with western ways. Perhaps so; but It It was eastern methods ho was per suing nt police headquarters, It might bo well u ho rHniliiarizeti nimm'ii vuu m- -vdh-.i, ways, especially Tultm ways. 1 understand this Is tho second offense of Mr. Crum against the traffic regulations; It might be well tor somo of his congregation to Instruct him concerning our requirements of automobile drivers. It Is usually found that persons making tho most noise in a matter of this kind, havo been hauled before this Siimu court for tho sumo offense hy this officer. ..... Whllo I do not mean to play favorites to tho pollro department, l huvr bocn a dodger of automobiles In Tulsa for several years, und I ..i... i.., '.tie iciiffln rnmi have a hard Hit. miuM .....k -- - time keeping somo of these reckless drivers within the safety limit. Tulsa, March 7,, H- M- . Hcwrrml Crum Stnti Case. lMimr world: Mnv I havo tho privilege of your column In order to correct a tow misrep resentation!! concerning me that havo appeared In tho publlo prces of Into. l-'lrst: 1 have never been arrested before In this or any other city, und have not oven been stopped In this city by u pollcoman. Second: Th charge mado against me won not for speeding, but for "Jay-driving," that is cutting a close corner. Third: I did mu admit to anyono nt any time, either over the telephone or In person, that I win guilty of "J-ay-drMng," or that I called tho officer who arrested mo "a liar." .My statement bun always been what tho disinterested wit nesses havo testified -that I called bis accusa tion nguliiht mo of resiotlng nn officer after ho had shown bis badge, a He. Fourth: I havo not nt any tlmo received nny npology through the malls from ex-Offleer Meaeham. Commissioner Adklson showed mo last week a type-written apology signed by Of ficer Meaeham, nnd nt tho tlmn thn comnils sloncr presented It to me. I told him that If Of ficer Meaeham would present It to mo portion ally I would bo glad to nsk for hln ro-lnstato-ment. This ho him not dono. lours truiy, i Tulsa, March S. HOLI'B P. CHUM. Thanks World for CiiicM,' IMItor World: Allow me even at this nU hour to congratulate The World un Its enter prise anil publlo splritedness in bringing to Tulsa, VJdgar A. Guest, and allowing tho people of Tulmi nn opportunity to tee, nnd hear such a talented follow. To my mind, Guest Is ono of the most promi nent men in America. Thoso who heard him could not help hut gain an Inspiration, for he -knows life and pictures It ns all of us fee It, However, wo are not all glfled as Guest Is. I think It shows a fine spirit for Tho World to bring such a man hero and then charge noth ing to hear him. I wrlto this letter merely to express my own sentiments, which however, I believe nrn the sentiment ut hundreds of other citizens of Tulsa. Yours very truly, Tulsa. March 10. O. A. STKINEIt, JHE KEYSTONE OF THE ARCH (Coprrliht: 121: tSf TM Chlco TrtbUD The Woman Who Loved--and Hy .lANi; I'llKM'.S A MODKltN STOltY or 1IO.MC AND CHAPTHIt XVIII. Applo rio I.ures Itobcrt Away for Dinner. "Whntovcr mado you tell mo Itob crt looked sick?" I nsked Mary Hyon. "I haven't seen him as gay us ho was lust night in a long time." "Thero's moro'n ono kind of sick ness, Gorry. Ain't you over learned that? Perhaps It don't coma In books, but thero's a kind of sickness of the mind and heart, too, I guess, what Is worse than all tho fevers and other pnlns folks have. You see they havo doctors when yon break a leg, or git somo disease, but thero ain't no ono going to doctor your mind when that's sick not that I know of." "You mean that ltobcrt's mind ts sick?" "Perhaps porhaps not. Uut when folks, 1 don't much earn If they arv men or women, get their minds fixed on something they can't have, Just as likely os not they get something they ought not to have, that they ain't got any business wanting." "Y'ou ore a queer girl, Mary. You seem to think Itobcrt la not con tented. Mary only smiled nnd asked mo o tell her about that new girl 1 had mot, Marlon I Covey. "She's very pretty, und on accom plished housokecpor If Hobe.rl nnd tho rest are to bo believed." "Itobert talked about that her housekeeping and her cooking?" "Yes, I acused him of always thinking of food." to take mo homo with her. I met her Just ns I loft thn store, and wo walked along together, Sho told me what sho was going to havo for din ner, and when I s-ald It sounded mighty good to me. sho told mo to pome along and 'have somo If I could. I know you wouldn't miss mo In that noisy place downstairs. It 'would bo different If you hao been alone, then 1 would not havn gone. Hut you havo plenty of com pany here so I trotted right along and had a good dinner, topped off with a delicious applo pie nnd ren coffee. Tho only part 1 didn't llko was that I couldn't bring you some." That last snntenco dissipated my feeling of Jealousy I might havo hnd ho had thought of me. "Never mind dear. I don't carw us much for apple plo ns you do, nnd Btrong coffeo keeps me awake." Ono evening when Itobert nnd I hnd been sitting quietly reading for somo time, ho surprised mo hy an exclamation of annoyance. "What's tho matter dear? I thought you my book aside. "I don't know what alls me Gerry, I can't keep my mind fixed on my work. They boosted Glen's nalary today and never said a word to mu, although I really camo first In llnu for promotion. I can't seem to con contrato nny more. My thoughts go wool gathering nt Just tho wrong times." "Hut you were no enthusiastic when wo wore first engaged, so sure you wero going to get a big advance soon." Someway tho disappoint ment I felt showed in my voice, al though I had tried not to let itobcrt reallzo I wns disappointed, "I know, nnd well, Gerry, I guess some folks need something to make them work, and perhaps I'mn that kind. Kver since your lane ralso I keep thinking you earn moro than I do, nnd that you can have what you want without my help, and It seems to tnko all my ambition away. It's silly I know, but well 1 mil going to get over It someway, but 1 don't Just know how." "I should say you wero silly! Knowing I earn such a good salary should make you moro ambitious. ".Men do qulto a lot," sho re turned then changed tho subject. Wo often had little chats during tho day. now that wo wore not so busy. And always Mary would bring In somethlntr about a homo or Ilobori. Now oven though I was nblo to get home qulto early Itobert was often late. Occasionally ho did not como In to dinner, but would tele phone mo not to wait. "Whoro hnvo you bpen, drar? I asked ono evening when ho had no, been In to dinner, "Whero did you havo dinner?" "Marlon Hovpy was good onough The Young Lady Across the Way I You don't want a woman to get ahead of you do you?" "No yet I guess It Is a good thing you can make money, Gerry I don't seem to bo ablo to." I saw ho was discouraged and tried to phepr him up. Yet all the time In tho buck of my mind was n feeling of chagrin becnuso he was Inadequate, becauso ho acknowl idgcd It. To Ho Continued. THIRTY PER School I'niimcriitlcin of State Slum's ii;:i,nm PupiN. OKLAHOMA CITY, March 11 Tho scholastic enumeration In Okla homa for 1920 was 673,106. or an Inercuso of 30.5 per rent In the Inst decennial period, according to a re port issued hero today by it. H. Wil son, state superintendent of public Instruction. The total expenditures of publlo schools for tho last year was listed at $23,826,916.17, com pared with an expenditure of 8,600, 150.32 In 1910, . Tho total enrollment In schoolsof tho stato was reported ns GS0.212 with an averago dally attendance of 36f,00S, or S7-5 per crnt of tho enumeration enrolled In tho ohools and 62. S per cent of tho enumer ation In dally attendance, ltecelpts Into tho schools was given as J32,-669,755.01. Otherwlko All lllght. "Sho Is absolutely unbearable," said a famoiiB man with markod emphasis of a well-known woman of fashion; but, is If ho had gono too far and wanted, In sheer char tty. to tako something off what ho hud said, ho added, "It is her omy defect, The young lady ncross tho way says hard, stcudy work by every joily Is wharf this country needs moro than anything elso and she's glad to see y,o Industrial Workers of the World so active. Earned uuuo j niL uuv4isi i , IH.TSINIXSS I if I n. J m iviii i wi "ini jt run Pout's Clmrlty Program Perhaps tho dogs that will par ticipate In races at tho Mldconttncnt Amus incut park Sunday would run Just a little faster If they could un derstand that that Is American Legion dny at the laces. Tho management of thn park haa agreed to spilt "fifty-fifty" with Joe Carson post whon tho proceeds from Sunday's races nro totaled. This, according to Theodore O. Hopkins, In charge of tho post's service office, means DO per cent of tho gross pro ceeds. Joo Carson poBt's shnro of tho gate receipts Is to bo used 111 furthering Its charitable work among ex-servlco men nnd others who aro In need of assistance, Hqnklnn said Thursday. A number flf tho speediest grtjy hounds In tho United States arc to bo featured during Sunday's races, according to an announcement by tho park management, SAVE BRIDGE TROUBLE Oiiifitt Ciniany Puts Out lnpcr Shells to Head Off Premature Nltm explosions. Special to Tha World. wers reading." I laid i'awi i usivA, Murcn I j. paper shells for nitroglycerin used In shooting oil wells is calculated to savo operating companies thousands or dollars, in tno elimination or 'bridges, ' caused by tho premature exploding of tho tin shells In the wells. Tho Osage Torpedo company of Pawhuskn Is entering, however. Into the manufacture, of paper shells to contain nitroglycerin nnd a contract has been awarded for the construct ion of tho factory, which will be in operation by April 1. It M claimed, nlno, that tho wclln will clean thomsclves easier and that tho danger of premature ox plosions is lessened. Such an ex plosion would lcavo 'tho well In tho sumo condition that it wan beforu tho paper shell was lowered. Its Fault. "Hon. Dlsmukes Dlrgo Is objecting strenuously to tho .government can non In tho square," related u resi dent of Pcttyvlllo to a fellow towns man who had been away for som time. "That's so?" returned tho other. "Docs ho think tho sight of it will have n harmful effect on the rising generation?" "That Is what hn says. Hut tho general opinion Is that ho l JiHlous or the weapon becauso it is a bigger boro than ho Is," Kansas City Star. Abe Martin CENT INCREASE Ike Lark wuz horribly burned by an explosion whllo strlkin' a match on his hip. Folks that aro married 1 About Town and in Hotel Lobbies Cotton crop conditions 1 1 i,, south aro really a blessing guise, In tho opinion of II. c , j ling, vlco-prcaldcnt nnd g r a, manager of tho Phanotnx Che,. a( company, which Is to estnl :i n, plnnt hero In Tulsa very boui jj .lopllng, who hnn Just com t' souiusru onusors will reiUHo nanco farmers who plant cottj' nothing but cotton, diversified crops will bo a necessity, and ' broken onco, tho devoting i ' cultural lands to cotton plan exclusively will bo ancient l ho believes. Tweniy-sove't ogo, Mr.' Jopllng said, Tcr farmers rnlsed everything i farms that they neuded fer except rugur and coffee; cf , f mi of o it. r.i ')' t i "Cs .II,- U.90 tney imugiit their doming. 1 "i r w V) they wero able to rnnk, i1(,f i arm prociucin Huppori met ,m-j ' OiAiAfiirn 1K,1 ,,,..- Such a practice, I' S , inn, will cvPiitually be nt.-lit n' ' t ,y tho fact that farmers nro t ?ti now to diversify In their r.-rjnj planting or go to tho wall. I Benny9 s Notebook . THi: PAUK AV13. NKUS Wcathor. Herds thinking about coming back from tho south, Spo.irUi. ivist satldday l'udi kins wus coming back from tin Mors carrying a duzzen eggs In a bag, and somo of tho other fellows saw him and started to follow him to s'-e i' he would drop thorn on account ef him genrelly dropping everything a' least once, ony ho dldcnt. ovui wen k t ho follows yelled Hay there Itds up, look out, etc, among those fji. lowing him being Henny Pott ?, dtt Allxander, UU Wornlck, Skinny Mar tin and Skinny Mullen. Slsslety. Members of sIsHlety havo noticed a sllto chango In Lew Day Ises nppecrants lately, probcrly be. tug duo to 3 mlbslng teeth. rOMK Hr SKINNY MAItTD? Ho Keep Dizzy. O summlr Is coming ngen With vacuTlon and grass nnd f'owrs Out no matter 'how grato of a day it is It only has 51 hour.. Intrlstlng Facts About Insisting People. Sid Hunt eays ho can drink C glasses of wattlr without stopplnj but wats tho use. Puclick Auction! Como ono com nil! Itcddy Merfy will auction oft 1 " i nnfjQ Tfl A ll Vll inrl 1 ht old roller skates on hs frunt wff.fia tipvl WnittiAmlnv itffrtt K.l.nftl fllall baring skates nnd well broken s,,,Y!a 'V'-""'':.rk l'islnrr;deFou 'ound. Nothlnj. MUCH WHEAT YET ON FARMS Crops Held Hack Inii-got Percrntaro In Jlctvnt Years. OKLAHOMA CITY. March 11 Wltll 43 per cent of Oklahoma corn crop yet remaining on farms and 13 per cent of tho wheat croti In stor age, tho monthly crop report of tho UKianoma co-uperntlvo bureau, ie sued hero today, declares that the percentage of tho crops rcnialnln? on farms is tho largest of ictent years. Compared with 1310. nt which tlmo 30 per cent of tho corn crop wns reported remaining on farms, tho amount In 1920 wns 33 per cent and tno estlmato this year Is given nt 13 per cent. Ot( March 1 lift year, 13 per cent or 8,100.000 busn- el or wheat remnlned on farms while this year, tho reports says,' 23 per cent or 10,600,000 bushels now 1$ on farms or In storage. FALSE AIM PROVED FATAL Tried to Sonru.OtU! Mexican and lilt Another One. Sptclnl to The World. PAWiiUSKA. March 11 -Kiien Alexander nnd Knox Chlldcrs have been bound over on a murder fharue following an Investigation ir-to tho killing of "Hlg John," a lUmmy .Mexican, who wns found dend In a negro resort at Of a it o Junction on . v... ..it. j . , . 1, ,i He. n (. Ifl "Hlg John" was k led for Hi which ho had displayed In a negro restaurant. It developed nlso thai ho hail been doped prior to tho mur der. It Is alleged that tho fatal sho! was fired at n Mexican bystander in tho hope of scaring him awny but tlint a ralso aim sent tno uuuei through "Hlg John's'' heart. Flit nnd tho Iiiiwjer. roor old Fat Mnlono hnd Jus h3 dcnllngs with a lawyer. It Is uncer tain whether tho fault was I'm s or tho lawyer's, but If Plthcr partv ame out of tho deal satisfied it was not Patrick. Ho Was feeling particularly resent' fill against nil lawyers aril tin grouch lasted and was. still i.ror.S upon'hls mind when, two days later, ho met Mike. . Mike, mo bhny." ho sam " lawyers Is Just llko a sleoplesi "if. A sioepless man. Why do you B-O, sou 6-0 , J that Pat?" Hejabcrs! Shuro and ho 1 on ono sldo and then on the "he' nnd ho Is wldo nwako nil the rn'. And, faith, when he dies ho U" Thu Day Affor. Ilverett. nci-d Ii. hnd been Iff' w'In -4- a neighbor whllo mamma nnd pit11 attended an amateur thentn ' When they wero nlono tog nrr. tho nolghbor remarked: "" mother looked nice. Sho was cer tainly dressed up." "Yes'm," Uvcrett rcspondi J had on everything new ulie ' I0,, 'Christmas, 'cepting her peri tor. i Just tho Difference. "Pop." "Yes, my son. "A gardener In a man w a few things, my boy." "And what, is a r.umer7 "A man who raises a let things." "Well, what Is a middc "' PP?" .,.! Why, lie's a reiiow wnu -- everything my son." Wasn't KxH:rlmciiliil On- h "Nice children you have. Is this?" "JIIO mm. . Ml,,t Ho seems, to bo trio ma looking of tho lot." nlonj t... tin rVimfl his mother had run out of theories- Took More Saeo. . Host Somehow theso aPa,r " 'ed seem less roomy than when ' lutn l,am lnut HllmtllPr 4 ...... You forget, old man, that you ' . ..mu- ii-inter uor a" for ther money never seen t' tuble. clothes, Uoston Transcript. nun nvni inti " "