The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume], March 14, 1921, FINAL EDITION, Page 4, Image 4

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.March I I
I have railed upon Thee, ftir Thou will Jimp
iin, o (Sort, in' linn Thlim ear unto int. and hear
rny speri h - Ch xvll. 6.
Ye people, pour oul your heart before Him:
'J od lit h refuge for u. !'. Ixll. 8.
W'hnte'er the forn which breaks thy rest,
Whaia'nr Ihu wioh that aw ells thy breast,
gpread before Hurl thnt v1ih, that anre,
Ari'l clwingn uiixluly to prn)n.
-Jane Crewdsnn.
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TllllliAiiiN MV liADV .NU.'oriXlt
Tho Impression linn been glcn out that tho
rffnrt to IIIprIIIiivIm tho iit of tobHrco timl Hn
motlvi' In ft dotlrn of Dm "ivftii" l rrnilor nil
Mimptufiry IrKlfilHlInn ho (ibtiinl nnil tinpnpuliir
that llio public would Hut. up In ImllKiiutlim
mkhIiihI. llin Mun pifipiiKHiiiln h 11 nholc nnil
iiivurfcn wliHtevcr linn nlreuily beiii ccoinpllnllwl
In that line. If Ihlti la Intciiilinl to men n tluil
tho crutmlo upnlnt tolwcco, nno of tho niiutl
iinrcuioiiuhln unit unpopiilMr of theiM inovo
niiintt, In 11 II for cffm.t nnil In not Hlnoero lu
noiiiu quartern, tho pntltlon In iintciiabln, for
miouuh has hoiin iltmo to uliow tlml tho iititl
lohnrco (thiiUm, or miino of thorn nl kapi, nionii
cxiiotly hat they y.
Till) dilute Iloruhl linn uoine to tho enn
I'lunlon that It In not nil fiction ahout tho pur
po.es of tlin onoinlPK of My Ui'ly NIuoIIiip. I'or
InnUnco, Utnh now hna u Inw piohlliltltiK mnoli
I11K In publlr placi'S, an writ an prohlbltlni; tho
kIo of clKalBln. Wo have looliril upon Orr
inuny nn Iho liitul where tho prlvato cltlton
founil nil his privileges mibjcut to n nyMcin of
vcrbotoiifi," but ihoro tiro those In free Amci'
Ica who would rcdiiro tho looway nt Inillvldmil
conduct to tho "don't." Hyirtom.,
Other rtntcs havo treated the elsnret us n
Hpeclal evil, but this Ih tho first time, no fnr ns
wo Itnuw. that n stato hna Inerforod with tho
poromil liberty of n oltton to tho extent of May
ing that ho ennnut Hniolto In public. Wo prc
Humif.a slroit In n public plncr. It It N. within
tho application of tho law. smSl'Intr MihtoorK,
oxcept on prlvato prunilHcw, Is nsnlnst the law
In Utah.1
If It Is public polley to prohibit HmoUtnir,
.thon tho Individual Is complololy lout". Ho inay
bo forbidden to drink cotfee. Ho uiny bo ro
quired to lako elcht houra! iileep. llo may be
compelled to walk flvo miles n tiny.
IJo mny bo obllKOtl to mibmlt 1V the dlot
preserlbetl by n Htnlo medical board, llo may bo
compelled lo do cvorythliitf which nn offlelnl
medical authority would order. Then ho Is not
nn Individual but n machine-
run siii:irum:i iiomi:..
The cdllttr of Cnppern Weekly has been
taken to task by a Hhookeil womun render for
roprlnlliiB u few of Charles O. Dawen MslInK
rumnrlfo before the ronBicwUmnl rommlttce.
AS'hllo deolnrlnB tho Weekly has no Intention of
makliiR a prnctlco of printlnK vitriolic nml pro
fnnn nuotntlons. yet It questions the princlplo on
...t.ii. .1.-. ..n...r.inirifitii biiHotl her crltlclsni. It
Iti a serious queMlon whether tho youim In the
homo htiind u better cliunco , of soliifr throuh
llfo utiHulllcd heeiiuso they ore kept In iKnor.inco
of tho evlbi nround tlioiu until such time ns llioy
nic compelled to fneo tliem without br.ltiR fortl-
flotl to reslft (hem. It is an old ndnuc ta.H tnoao
who nrt- forewai iiimI are torenrmril.
If It were poio.tblt tor n human beuiB to ro
IhroiiBh life ami come lu contact with no evil,
we rnluht all very happily subsorlbo lo the shcl-lered-honie
system of brlnglnir lip fhlblrnn In
entire iKtior.mce of tho many forms of w Irked
naaa cxMlui In iho outsldn worbl. nays the edi
tor. AVhllf this lit by no mtrtns a plea that
ohlldrru nlmuld be made otqiltUntod with nil
the myriad fornm of c In order tlml tiny may
bolter be propsmd in rnmbui somo of them, there
Is Hoinethtng l.. bi. said for letting children know
In their pi-iij.-rit.it from Infunej' to maiurlty,
that tho wot Id ouUltlc In nol all Rood and tlml
they must leu in to UlMPtlmlnate ami sift the
KOOil froni tlie evil.
A curtain Spsnan f.t.her we one kn In the
venrs before pr .lilbltloti took tola two small
Kons, both under to Mars, delibertitely and uh
foil purpose into a .ilem and bought ooch of
thorn a p""' urUsrt of liver.. a welt an oat for
hlnuclf. il 'nmli drank tt with thttp. It
was nilnhty bird work and a bitter dote for th
boys, but a faih'-i bad boughi It for them,
llicy bellovetl . i t tncir duly lo duwn the
' ifaueoous stufr jnd t'.t) manrutly muck to It
until thoy hil l drained their glaswt.
S'cltheV of th boys eer beenme a drunkard
Their father wished tlttm to fit that there won
T,o white elephant kept In any saloon ami their
curiosity. lf ,1,cy pvrr haa ftn'' wa n,nply
l8fOf' cour!lC' 0,"t'll,:'!, HO hf"0'6 ba ued
with judgment. 11
carefully sheltered chM
les.s when it noet, on.
world's many forms o
lecrlicd a hUlo in
.,' Iia world.
n true ilut tho too-
e deft n-
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ll K ,u . at'
I III: I.MilSliM It I. II Mill
ItiliuiiiiR I) n. H nml nn. u rate .tlt th' di ig
and liquor Imbll l.i the linlnlsllv hshit. If nn
object li something, get a lavy passed pro
lilhlllnK li. ir If you want somethlnn M a
.ipedsi naiurr, get a In w passed giving you that
Hung.
II is Mil too slly for anything'
Tht rrookediiM In baseball rlrcleo whocked
and dlsguste.l tho public. Rut thers was nothing
new in men betraying a trim nor In wliinK their
honor. Tho varloiit law book of tho matoa and
natknn wart littrally fluttered up with tnitltitta
thai tought lo dlaroumgt that 'orl of thing ami
provided nunithnmiil for It when It actually
occurred. Msity of Iheao wern rltln nefora
baaeball became ono of the great vwrtetl Inttrcttii
of the repuh'lc.
riut to rchablhlato tht aport in Iho tuteem
of tht public, it directoru rea hert a hairy hand
Into tho department of Juatir.a and cmptuml a.
great Jurist with high rapuiallon, which It ast
at the head of the baseball table. That helped
Iwaithall but It did nnil rtoen dlaoradlt tho ite
partmtrit of Juatle1.
Then tht aamt hairy hand went Into the
legislative hall and tfiughl to stciiro loglidatlon
specifically prohibiting tho "throwing" of a
hnsnbail gaips by n hull player ami affixing a
monaclrix penalty to' bo Imposed on any who
do thnt In the futura. Hut tho aamt legislation
doew riot prohibit "throwing ' a Ivors race, or a
bills n) matc h, or a golf game or tld(lletr ink,
or tile lionornltlo irsme of qtinlts!
The soerolgn pout of tht al.tte devotd to
trued a cauao! Tttoro Ims-ahuiys been stiff Irlrnt
law on tho hooka to punish thn erooka who
Imlulgo In such praollctn as tllarreillted barviball.
Why una not that law Invoked T l)oe anybody
bvtlavo that slnultnu baatball oul for apcclflo
leKldlnllon Is goInK to jmprova tho moral at
tributes of the Konltimeu who 'make It n busl
iioim? It In all very absurd'
a tint, roi.vr in urines.
Can a mnu love two women at th mma time?
A OIiIuik" trial Juilgo hna ruled that he can;
that up until a ooniimrallvaty reeenl date In
human history It waa tht genernl practice nf
men.
The Mate's attorney In a murder trial had
declared to tho Jury thin tht defondnnt "must
hac ccaiHd to lovn his wife beonust he sought
tho love of another whllo ponlni? it unmarried."
Tho court stopped him.
"It doea not follow." mid his honor, "thst
bucaiiso a man seeka thn noelety of another
woman ho must necessarily havo tired of his
wife."
"Hut no man can realty love two women ut
tho same time," argued tho Mate's attorney.
"It Is bolnK done every day." tho court re
plied. "A few hundred enra men It was openly
done and qullo customary. I don't think times
havo changed. 1 believe It to bo prejudicial
cxldunco lo Introduce, It having no hoarlng on
thn caw. It might glvo the Jury a falsi lm
pretfilon." Here Is a fine point In ethics. What say you?
Probably every wife In thn land' will ntrrco
ellh the while's attorney; anil almost as In
evitably most men will fuel Inclined to ncreo
with Ihr court. I'rnbnbly both are right; prob
ably caeh failed In thai neither mado their
pleading sufficiently specific.
I'or while Intelligence drawn from human
experlenco uiUsl admit the possibility of a man
loving two womon at tho main time, tho admis
sion will not bo so willing that It Ih possible
for a man to properly lovo two women at the
same, time, In particularly If ono of tho women
iiUmls In tho relation nf a wife.
That it Is being done every day. admitting
that as a fact, does not ueceit-arlly nrguo lh.it
It lu proper, any more than proving It to have
been the custom a few hundred eara ago es-
tahll.thvs IU propriety.
Tho point la that our present farm of society
cannot withstand the assault mado pn 11 by auch
practice. The unmarried man Is freo to love
whorover ho plcnsea nnd In various directions
nt ono and the name time, so long an ho doea
not commit a trcRpntw. Hut when ho ha.i as
Mimed the obligations Imposed by the mnrrlago
contract such prlvllego Is not accorded lilmj
for he IlifllctH a damage on litn ro. partner by
so doing, even though he may not tnap.-t,
Congreasm.ui Itolterttn la soon to be given
tho degree of doctor of Uarned litaraturo by a
university of tier own slate. If nurh things are
'over appropriate, thla Is.
The olty administration proposes to bond H
plumbr.i. This l wltlom and Jtiatleo of the
lilghet order. There are aomo plumberm, how
over, that are not entitled even to a bond.
The lail hoard of Calvin foolldgt he had
hH place nt tho "foot of tho table" That'a
dafl'8 old place.
(Copyright, I9.M, bv Edgar A. tlueiO
A I tho Top.
Whenever you see wmco'ie up at the top.
Don't Imagine ho got more ny iuck.
For back of his glory lies many a atory
(if battle nnd irtiuggle and pluck;
lie iim) neem to bo inking things easy today
And (looging tnr iriaia wnien ira.
Hut the ,ara of h la past, from the first to
the laitt
Wcie a i oualant leueoeaslon nf work.
Whrnevei uu f tomrone crowntd by tnr-
eat,
Don t feney he won it by chance:
Though be n walking today on an easier way.
And mU cannot behold with a glanes
The sears of his battle. Just keep this In
mind
l.iret laurels dont go to the ahlrU.
And If "U but knw his life history through.
You d know thai he once had to work.
Sutcrsn doesn't come to the Indolent hand,
With busy men life la conotrned;
lie the man who he rn.iv. be will find on tho
way
Tb.l' It'l r'l 't s !l" Inn' I" 1, c.ir-'Cil
Si t . ! , i . i go I ' ric '
1 ,t i 'i top Ic . ' tc ffi.c . i t t
I I N S
Oklahoma Outbursts
ly III 1.1 I.IIIUON.
At but iho Aidmnie.te has recognlted tho
llamon case.
The single bloom on our peach tree naema to
hate ramped all tlumugo from tht lata weather
f prte.
With so many eiesnem In tht elly wt can't
tee why tlin gar bs go problem trfiQutd bo )
vralng.
Ho far as wo could obforve, national flih day
In Tulsa waa mmi'.ly ecltbrnttil by our Mpughtttt
acrobata.
liocause of tlin haekwafilnttx of the. wild
onion erop federal court will not convene in
Vlnlla until March SI.
Thai prlnttm' etrlks at Okmulgno makes It
nulie difrieuli for Jerry Hand to peek through
tho keyholo by means of a miiltlgraph.
It Is exppclod l hut the trial al Ardmort will
tlear up tho rather befogged question as In
what Jake llamon's ambition really was.
A man itepptd Into tlii bank the other day
and aakad for a slip nf "draw In' paper. " Pub
licity Maker n.tplalns In hln After Three I
o'l.'lock that tho man wanted to draw a dralU !
Our position simply Is. ailmlts Iho DaIIsn
Nrwii. that risking the penitentiary by making i
whlle-miilo whisky Is more intelllfnt than rlak.l
lag hades by drinking it. '
t ti have a ntieakinir notion that KM Adm're
villi make Million a goud ni;tor, but wo would
suggest that bo hud prob.ibly better no run
foi I he of f.-e upon his opposition to Mr. Uoovor
Barometer of Public Opinion
VcrMillto Man WanLs Work.
lidiior World. This Is my lt resort and 1
wonder If you would kindly ronaent to publiMi
this lellor for me.
Kollowlng misleading reports I came back to
Tulsa, after having been west for two years
1 am flat broke and simply got to havo int
l.lntl of employment to tide mo over till condl
tlonti brighten up again.
I am 3,1, single, do not drink nr gamble havo
very heat of ruferences, have had experience
with certified public accountants, banking ex
perience, first-clans liotiso palmer, can put on
a high grade finish mi any wood or furniture.
college education, artistic Inclined, wounl maka
good In a high class decorating bmnncuH. can
itinch cut tie or run any kind of farm machin
ery, milk 20 cars by hand anil am considered a
champion when it cornea to pitching grain or
alfalfa; can drive eight liorvs, ahead or (to ream
I am a member In good tnandlng of two fra
ternal orderu of International fame, but the fra.
lorntil spirit In Tulsa In dead. 11 Is moro blefxod
to receive than to give, seems, to bo ihr elogan
here!
I simply got to havo somo kind of employ
mnnt this week to tldo tni over. I don I want
charity, I want "work." never had to ask
anybody before.. I am also willing to pay for
this as noon an I find employment.
Slncorcly yourf,
niciiAUD m:cic.
Tulsa, .March 10. Phone Osago 1111
In DcfciiM) or King.
Keillor World: Just a word dcfciuling the
fling W. I.ardhor articles which . communication
In Ibis morntng'a WOULD, signed by John C.
Welch, saya aro vulgar and dusgUHtlng. As a
commercial travclur going from Hangor, Me.,
to Ijos Angolca twlco each year, I find tho
l.ardner articles prinu-d In nearly every big city
of tho country and I surely think tho people of
Tulsa arc fortunate to bo atilo to enjoy tho
iirtleleu of this famotia humorist, whoso ability
ii llkvnod to hUt'h well known men an George
Ade anil Irvln Cobb. Illng W. l.ardner has a
peculiar stvlo all his own and I am astonished
to finil n man so narrow minded and utterly
lacking of humor as this man Welch I am
Hiiro a large number of your local loaders will
Join mo In congratulating Tho World on Us
progresslvenej) In printing tho King v. l-inl-ner
articles and trunt you will disregard the
narrow minded letter of said Welch and urn
tlnuo to allow your readers to enjoy the really,
.truly, honeat-to-goodnena humor of lling W,
Uirdncr.
J It. WAUIATH.
nloversville, N. Y.
Tho While Man's Hunlcn.
Take up the white man's burden,
Send forth tho best jo breed;
llo. bind your wins to oMIo
To serve your captive's need;
To watt, In heavy harness.
On fluttered folk and wild.
Your new-caught, nullen peopltt,
Half devil mid half child.
Take up the white man' burden,
In patience to abide,
To ell tho threat of torror
And cheek tht pride of prldej
Hy open fpeeeh and simple,
A hundred timos mado plain,
To seek another's profit,
And work another's gain.
Tako up thn while man's burden,
To kavagti wars of peace;
Fill full the mouth of famine,
And bid the alokncsa cease.
And when jour goal la nearast
(Tho end for otltern sought)
Watch sloth and heathen folly
Hrlng all your hope to naught.
Tako up the white man's burden,
No Iron rule, of klnga;
Hui toll of teTf mid sweeper,
Tho tale of common things.
The ports ye shall not enter,
The roads ye shall not tread,
do. make them with your llvln?.
And mark them with your dead.
Take up tho while man's bunltn,
And rpap his old reward;
The blame of those ye better.
The hate of lhoi. ye guard;
The cry of host ye humor
(Ah, Hlowiyl toward the light,
"Why brought ye us from bondage.
Our loved L'pyptlan utgutf"
Take up the white man'u burden,
Ye dare not stoop to lea,
Nor call too loud on freedom
' To cloak vour wearlneaa;
H.v nil ' '" or whisper,
Hy all e leave to do,
To silent, sullen peoples
Bhsll weigh your Clod and you.
Take UP the white man's burden,
ll.ive done with childish daye,
The Uffhllv nroffOred laurel,
The eu, ungrudged praise.
Comes now lu search our manhood
Through alt the ihunklesu eurn.
Cold, edged with dear-bought wisdom.
The Judgment of your nrcra.
nrnvAim KiPi.iM..
F.dltor orlT The above poem N HUbmlited
tot the llaroinelii' of Public Opinion. I. it us
read it thoughtfully and reflect with thank io
our Hod Ihnl America so oer bolnilngl) re
jected I be league of nations, l-t uS read this
poi m thouglllfull and take up the Hible and
search lla pagex. where we Vill find the di e
of ancient prophets, and the experience of the
race of Adam recorded In reft renre to tins mine
f object itrt us read 'he stoiy of Noah, the tx-
pern 'ti e of Iho lr.i. 'ites ri the
tin e "f Isaiah
m.n -1 ig. s the
I M I 1 H C ' t t t, , .4 I I ' I 1 1
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M 1 i I t
I'll
f Kii g
I
DELAYING THE
(Oprrtihl: lni
The Woman Who Loved--and
Hy .IAN1! PIIKIiPS
A .MODUH.V STOHV Ol' HOJtlC AMI
I'HAPTKIl MX .Mary's expression was eo comical I
l'p to this time 1 had not given a 'burst out laughing
single thought lo Hobert'a being uu- . "Oli, ho'a
ambitious. Hut now ati I thought; I should
of whal ho had said to mo it bccmed my salary.
that ho had a wrong idea (if things, land he dldn t.
he would call it a 'slant. nuu no- , io speak.
cause I earned a larje salary he
either hail no nerd to. or could not
earn as largo or larger, wub rldlcu
Ioum. "I'm not
thought you had been getting into
mischief.''
"Why do you say you aron't sur
prised, Mary? Most men would bo
glad to havo their wives get a rnUo "
I concluded ho was hurt nnd ttoro
becauio Glen Turner had been ad
vanced practically over IiIb head. I
o not
too. lather wondered why it had rather havo
been done; and was inclined to feel trust to getting
bit oncry over II Itobert had
You can't
been a steady, faithful worker. llo
wanting tholr wives lo stuy at home,
can you"" I naked Impatiently. It
waa really commencing to annoy me
Iho way Mary Ilyan harped on thut
subject.
"No: so long .-ia I know they want
them to," she replied.
"Nice way we'd havo to live if we
had only Hob's salary," I returned,
still annoyed. "I prefer to work mid
live decently."
"If you do Hvo decent. Someway
It don't seam so awful decent to
make your husband jealous and mis
erable. Hut perhaps I'd do worse If
I had ono to try experiments on. Ih
lie alnylng out so much nights now?"
"Oh. once in a while," I replied
eare!esly. Mary had absolutely re
fused to allow me to teach her anj -
never was late, and oski-d no favora.
It mutt hnve been some sort of fa
voritism that had given Olen tho
preference. They would give imp
ort thu next opportunity I was posi
tive. You seo dear. Olen mut have had
some kind of a pull ho must ' I ad
ded as Hubert shook his head. "They
don't tako an under clerk and put
him right over another man head
without some reason."
1 tttld you- tho reason. I m not
up to grade."
Nonsense: You aro Hurt because
you fuel alighted. Don't feel that
way. It will bo your turn next."
Next don t talk about it: no
said, more Impatiently than he ever
had spoken to tue. They II prou-
thing In tho
ibly give Tim ttho office bo ) tho t home,
llUl OOISPI.
In.'
Tho next dav when I told M.iry
"Vump him a little ("icrrj., nnd
keep him with you. ICwpoelally if
he's blue. A fellow what is down in
tho mouth gets to .doing foolish
things somotlmce."
"Itobert Isn't ns silly as that, Ho
hasn't been drinking nt all lately."
I thought ulic referred to that,
"I didn't mesan that! b'omo things
she turned to wait on a customer.
Ii worso than drink," sho said as
ITo be continued)
Hvan all about It. and how disap
pointed Itobert wae, she said:
"Voii don i mean to ion me ucrry
Meredith that Hobert's firm has
given that nincompoop olen Turner
a position over llbert: Why that
fellow iion t know cnougn io c.omo
in when It rains. Thnt Is ho don't
compared to P.obcrt."
1 Know nnd ltouert is awiuuy
blue."
"Poor fellow! he has a right to be.
How In tho world did they come to
do such u thing?"
"I.itnitiiurc."
"Tho cIbsh will please take their
tenders and turn to pago 4 3. John,
what Is tho subject of tho story on
"Hob Kia It is hla own fault, that
ho hasn't been able to fix his mind
on anything lately. Ho'h Jcatous
too."
that page?
"Jealous' f.crrv Mereuitli havo
Now. stand
you turned vainplro'.' What in tho
you to slop:
namo or all maru gooa nave you
been doing to make him jealous?"
phinso, and
right hand.
head up
sentence,
The Young Ladu
Across the Way
verb la in.
j fluted thvi
and turn
feature
and this is
hi' njic.
"And don't
short Ills
did he uio
Why. every
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IIUSINKSS
not Jealous of any man
say not' lies Jealous of
Hecauec I had a raise
' I replied when aUle
surprised at that. I
most men (lerry. ilen
their wives at homo nnd
a ralso themselves.
stop talking about men
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I' Abe Martin j
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One half th' world ought f know
how tli' other half lives slnco we've
ill been touched. Th' most remark
able thing about prohibition in th'
number o' quarts they kin put In
one touting cur.
evening when Itobert
she called It 'butting
Tho Dlffcrcnto In Tow iw.
Cities have personalities much as
human beings do. They havo a
dplrlt of their own and carry their
own atmosphore. There is a por
ceptlblc difference foil. It not de
fined, when one goeo from Minne
apolis to St. Paul or lco versa.
This difference somclltncii eludes
definition, Imt Is comprehended In
the term, spirit of a city.
Prof. Kdward A. Itoss, professor
of sociology In the Fnlverslty of
Wisconsin. In his book on the "Prin
cipled of Sociology." suggests that
this difference between cities is not
imaginary it is real, and It is due
In part to tlio tlirrcrcnccj in miiKo-
up and read till I tell ' up of the population.
stand up straight.
There ar
hold your boek In your
Speak clearly, hold ".r
There that's the fo.v
now tell us wh it too "1 Hie
What U the rule for
the subluiutlvo mood'.' Can't unv-
body remember that" Win, we hail
It Just the day before jeftcrdaj 1
will write It .on the board, for that
tu ..nintliliir v'rsil (rtiiHt lillosi Vieforn
J l"l tt" "O llll Ol.t b'l'IV' .IIC j
writes:
The subjunctive moml i usel In a
subordinate proposition when both
contingency and futurity aro ex
pressed, or when tho contrary fact
la implied.
The children look at It somewhat
as a, puppy looks at tho house cat
with its hack arched and tall In-
. n tl. .. Uh.
look at it reproachfully.
away tartly.
Now. go on reading, please.
"There, stop there. Caroline, what
w 'Uld jou say wan tho particular
feature of this ftory as for as we ,
hasp gftro?"
Oart'lu.e Fas. "Well, I should call ,
u r.id -or I don't know I don't '
,a-n miieh about It."
"ir mat's not what I mean," ays
ih. teacher, "I mean its literary'
Iton't you think it Is the
way the adjectives are used? Hugo
had a great reputation In his day
for adjectives, lie seemed to know
more of them than anybody cw.
an excellent example of
you not.ee. loo, how
!ientencea are'.' Now. why
such abort sentences?
author has his ftsle. and
this a his because he
liked it. I was alwan sorry he did.
for it makei hi writings so Jerky.
know am thing rise that
besides this piece we
are readies'
S'obods knew and thero was
eca I lue-cs - Kdward
ti A lan . MoirM
About Town and
in Hotel Lobbies
The wiathir li of no Inn .
' Ju t now to the ft ur g j
1 tleoi'gla Hutu It is in i , lal.
1 Abcn romble of Mat on i
at
i
who Is atopptng nt the Hole
said yesterday, l'orl liibv
40 miles of Maftii, Is oi.. .
biggest peatii Hl)iiiintr i . t
the t'nilcd States, .Mr Abi r
said, mid unless a cold ana
tho fruit, tho peach irup tl
will be tho bllloller i ruh .
I slate's hbitory. 'rt.p, coup'.
tho fact that the icttni pi
'fiom ia pllullst i by hwilt a. I
pany of tho packing plant ;i
tru . and the cataolisliini i. .
otlitr packing plant b.'
, thus stimulating Inlcrt i
: stock tbtoughout the statt . ,
: gla. la t.onipeiisatlon for t'.
tlon of tht t otton crop a
sold from last mr .Mr A in
t bio rcprard that which oil n i
ucss men from the sotilb i.a
Buying; Tltut. crop du.i.-.fi
bi ottc of the most cii' tii' .
things about the south .lust
In addition to Iho cncouraK'
farmers tiro receiving to rum'
slock, they aro turning then
Hon to I'tilslnB tonucco, i" ,i
beans, nnd other things thai . i
useil for homo cnnsumptlon a
feed llvuslock. Tcsai and OKU
.Mr. Abercromblo bebeve.'i to !
as splendid condition as uny :ru'
tho fuuth.
Tho market Is firmer m.d o i i
wholesaler and retail bur' a"
spending money roorc readily new
throiieliuut tho cast than at a- .
ttmei slnco tho Inception of tic n
actlonary period, .rthur t'. Pi. k o:
New York city Halor yesterday Imom
tho trend of buying and selling u
ho has observed it dtKing bis ira
ins fclnco ho left .New York iwo
weeks ago, Mr. Pick believe:; tli.i
tho steady trend towards bctt,
business conditions will mean err
mallty at least Mlthln six morths
time.
Benny's Notebook
Skinny Martin and Skinny Mullen
necrly had a flto at recess toda
account of Skinny Martin lalum
Skinny Mullen a old bean pole anil
Skinny Mullen calling Skinny U
tin a dubhlo jointed clothes proi .
and they stood thero sticking th,i
nose's into each olhcru face i i ,
Dutch comedians and daring ci h
other to stnrt it, and us fellows g"
all crroiiml thorn and started '
cheer them both, Hlclnny Martin m
lug, Cnrao on then, til file ou nt
now, the dickens with waiting t.H
after skool.
Aw go on, do you think I wuni to
bo kepp after skool and maybe sn
pended jest to oblige you, you wait
'ill nftcr skool and III show you, s"d
Skinny Martin.
I's fellows, yelling to them both
neutral, Jtclng easy to do on account
of all wo had to do wa3 yell. Hit
him Skinny, dont tako no back lawk
off him, Skinny, nock his block off
Skinny, and thoy could both take it
1 perbonal, Skinny Martin saying. Aw
youre afraid to flto, thats wats the
trubblo with you, you got cold feet,
yjii got so meny cold feet you can t
count them.
O Is that so, well Jest for lh.it
darn If I dont flto you rite new,
the heck with aftor skool, come en,
put up your fists, ted Skinny Mulkn
Well It took you a heck of a leng
w ilo to make up your mini. g.,h
wc wont have tlmo to finish It n
before recess lij, over after j.ou t id
ing all tlav to"dotido about i Hi
1 fito j,ou after skool if you wjnt to
rite, scd Skinny .Martin.
You will like fun, now or nr rr,
thats my motto, sed Skinny Mill. en
And us fellows kepp on rheerlns
them neutral, and nrltty soon tho
Jinll rang and we all had to go bark
to our room, and tlio 2 Sklnnvs nia.ie
up during Joggrlffy and the hole flic
was called off.
predomlnate, and "she" tewn!-.
where women predominate. Wasli
ington. Richmond, Canibridgo ai '1
Nashville havo from 113 to :h
women for every 100 men. Tcxf..
cities like Uwell, Fall IUvr-r Hiifl
Paterson draw moro womon t''i'
men, whllo manufacturing cum
like Hrldceport, IUrmlngham anl
Detroit, draw moro men Uun
women. Minneapolis Journal.
He Said Too Mucli.
Young Wife Tho dentist pulira
my wisdom tooth today. fo
mustn't bo surprised if jou find m
stupid.
Hub Nonsonso! The idea tlia' '
wisdom tooth has anything ti el
with wli-dom Is absurd. Why, cj
wouldn't bo any stupider If you I
every 'tooth In your head pu'.bd -
where inen Hoston Trnnsrript.
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