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TULSA DAILY WORLD, TUESDAY, MARCH 22, 1921
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Daily Biblical Quotation
IIo Unit rontcmneth small things shall full by
llttlo utiil illtr --nc.clnMtlcui xlx. 1.
One ririRvr's-hrendth at luiliil will mar
A worlil of light In heaven itfin,
A moto ecllp a glorious star,
An eyelid hldo tlm sky,
J. Kebic,
A CO.M.MUNDAIIIiH STA.VII.
Too much prnlsn cannnt bo given tint Okla
homa Theater Owonrs ami Mnuagers (innrirlatlnii
for the, stand It has inkon with refcrunco to tho
cxtilliltlon of tho proponed Clara Smith Hamuli
film. In pledging that t lie association of first
class theaters In llio state will not exhibit films
mnila by Clara Smith Jlnmon or any other linlU
viduul whoso chief claim for pnbllo consldrra
tlon is based on a notorious act or reputation,
tho rcrccn Interests have earned puhllo con
fidence, and uono fur towards proving Hint thn
best censorship obtnlnnblo In that voluntarily
Imposed by prlvotn Interest that itn not lies!
tata to fix n stundurd for tho conduct of thnlr
bUlllCfl's.
Wo do not Intend an Invidious comparison
when wo us.;rt that In nny board of censorship
thut might bo net up either by stnto or munici
pality there would Inevitably bo those who would
find It ensy to seo In tho llamon production a
rrrAt moral which could with propriety bo
iiprcad before tho eyes of tho young. Huch n
viewpoint might be In tho majority, and would
certainly bo In tho mujorlty In nomo Instances.
Lot It not bo forgotten that In tho courtroom
at Ardmorc, whero crowds olnmorod for admls
Ion and where tho very ntmosphoro was fetid
with Immorality and Impossible suggestion, a
learned 'Jurist proclaimed boldly tho wish thnt
tho entire citizenship ut tho slate might havo
been prlvlloccd for Us own benefit to witness
tho proceedings from beginning to end; thnt
ministers of tho Rospel by tentlmony under oath
put one of tho principals In noiiyon und, with
prew itBontM rttnndlnK by alert to every "fea-turn"-involvoU,
prepnrcd tho other for -tnstimt
accoptnnco when tho nccunlon arises.
Without loo aoutoly JolnlnK an Isauo 'we may
bo permitted the observation thnt this nctlnn
by tho ministers when compared to tho decision
of the theater owners, does not Injure tho
theater ownors.
A WOllTHV UN1JKIITAKINCJ.
The efforts of Tulsa to finally finance and
hrlnir to an curly reallintlon tho plans tif thoso
havlni directly In hand tho erection of Bt. John's
hospital, Is commendalilo Jndcod. This under
taklnB l entitled on merit to tho unstinted sup
port of cVery man nnd woman ublo to' con
trlbuto to It, nnd to the moral support of tho
entire population rcBardless of race, creed or
political views.
Tulsa haB lone materially suffered for lack
ot precisely tho facltlUc.1 this hospital will cs
tabllsh In full meanure. It may not bo pleasant
for pcoplo to (hlnlc of dlseaso and sufferlnR as
It certainly Is not pleasant to feel called on
to wrlto In a way to direct the public mind to
mich subjects, nut nuffcrlnc and disease e.xlst
to an extent that Is uppalllnff. They always
will.
It Is a characteristic of our modem civiliza
tion thut men are moro and moro coinlnu" to
spend vast sums of money to establish Institu
tions whero these thlncs mny bo combatted by
tho noblert nnd widest; whero tho sick and af
fllctod can bo given tho best care available and
rendered that norvlro which InvestlRatlon und
science uIoiir nil lines has developed.
Consequent upon this tendency n llv.ilry has
Brown up In hoHpltulUatlon. If a community
docs not maintain such an Institution then the
resources of that community nro expended tuon
another community which does, sometimes u
community hundreds of miles uway.
Tulm, population alone considered, stands lu
need of n hospital enual to tho let In tho
land, In point of lth slzo nnd profononnl at
tendants. It mny be said, In common Justice
to tho Hcorea of profCHslonnls resident In tho
city, thnt It Is cunly capable ot bUpplyliiR tho
latter, but It Is nnd has been always, lamentably
deficient In the latter.
Th Kentlemcn who undertook tho erection
St. Jolm'H hospital wero not provincial In thlr
plans, They dreamed a Rlsantlo dream, then
undertook Hh realization on n bioad scale. It
thn orlRlnal plans can bo cnrrled out, nnd they
can If Tulsa will respond In the usual manner,
tho Institution will speedily spread tho unmo und
famo of Tulsa throuRhout tho entire Routhwost.
Moro to tho point, citizens of the city will no
longer bo under tho compulsion of senrtln loved
ones to distant cities In order that they may re
colvo adequate treatment for the many Ills which
besot mankind.
-hnt U horo said In support of Rt, John's
must not bo construed ua a criticism of existing
privnto hasiritnls. Tho ncnllcmen who pro
vldod such Institutions us tho city now possesses
desorvo well of their fellows and have, let It
bo mid In common, decency, tendered a com
munity ri-rvl r Hut no existing Instl'utlon Is
up to thn Tulsn filiinclard any more than ! H
mpablo of embrnclnB tho InrKer opportunity
offered.
There H not, we suspect, a medlcnl prnetl
tinner In Tulm but lnnl fnrwnrd w(h "iith'l"!
asm to the day when HI. John's will bo thrown
open to thn publla find thn profosf Ion.' Not n
laymen In tho city but should fnel tho snma
dei;reee ot onthllitliisin.
OUIt MHXIOAN I'OliIOV.
AVhut li to be the policy of tho new adminis
tration with iflforence to tho tcn-ycnr-oJd Mox
lean problem 7
No other intention Is nsked more frequently.
In no othor subjert Is thero uteuler Interest In
the nil country. Ilecuuno It Is of vltnl concern
to the oil Interents and tho nil mmi that thero
nhnll be at tho earliest possible moment a fixed
and oaiilly tinderstond policy with rrferenco to
our tiolKhbor In tho southwest.
Appirently without any pnrllciilar previous
UKri'Miient nil InteiontH urn fulllnB In behind tho
conditions laid down by tho aenoto forelRti rflla
lions eoinmlllee as set forth by Hennlor Kail
wh.n he was h motnber of thut eommltteo. Tho
conditions, as hus Minted to bo precedent to a
reeosnlUoii of ntfy Rovernmont In Mexico, nro
of that pani mount purposo tht Justifies their
preseiitmeut In full.
Hennlor 1'ull. on Jununry ID. !!!, wrltliiR to
the National AMoelntloti fop tlm I'rotectlnn of
Amerlenn ItlRllU In Mexico, stated them as fol
lowm "I'lrst: That nn iiKrsonu'lit nhntild b
reached for tho iippuliitinont of a commls
hIdii to ascertain tho datniiBO, If any. done
to 'Americans and American property In
Mexico, and, reciprocally, the damiiRes, If
nnv, to Mexicans or Mexican propel ty In tho
l.'nlled Stales,
"Hecond: Tho oppoliilment of another,
, or thn sumo commission to scttlo nny ills
pules as to boundary nnd matters of llko
character between tho two countries, und
with particular referenco to tho 'Chamlzul
.nne,' nt HI I'uho, Texas, and the Colorado
river Irrigation irystcms, etc.
VThld: That Article 27, or any dncrco or
luw Issued or enacted thereunder, should not
apply to ileprlvo American oltlzons of their
property rlRhts therotofore lcRully acquired;
that clauso with reference to tho teachliiR
schoids by ministers of tho Rospol; to tho
prenehlnc of Christianity by Americans, nnd
llko clauses should nol bo enforced uRiilnst
American citizens.
"Fourth; ABrceinentu for tho protection
of American cltlzetm and 'heir property
rlKhln In Mexico In tho future.
"Fifth: That tho iiRreemcnt so arrived at
shallljo written down In tho form of it pro
tocol or preliminary iiRrecment, with tho ex
press declanitlon that snmo shall bo em
v bodied In a formal treaty betweon tho two
countries so soon ns u Mexican Rovcrnm' nt
Is recognized.
"Tho further siiBRestlons ot the commltteo
uro that flnunclul aid should bn Immediately
oxtonded to Mexico, preferably through a
' 'national loan from tho United Htulcs to that
country, and In sufficient amount to cimblo
It to rofund all Its outnmndlnK Indebtedness;
to rehabilitate Its mllronds, etc., etc."
In u later paragraph In the same letter Sena
tor Knll added:
"So Ioiir ns I have anything to do with
thn Moxlcan question no Rovernnient In
1 Mexico will bn recognized, with my consent,
which Roveinnient does not first enter Into
a written agreement practically along tho
lines HUBRested."
Tho linportanco of Senator Kail's statement
of tho cuso arises out of thn fact that for years
ho has been tho accepted senate authority on
tho Mexican question, and thut slnco tho dute of
tills letter ho has become a prominent member
of tho president's cabinet. It Is by reason ot
these facts no lens than tho reasonableness ot
tho conditions ho Imposes on the Mexican au
thorities, that tho Kail policy Is being accepted
as tho probablo policy of tho Hardlnn minimis
tratlon respecting Mexico,
Tho railroads nro In a difficult position, thnt
wo nro wllllng'to admit. Hut wo look with the
Brcatcst mlsfilvliiB on tho proposal to again put
them under tho direction of the government
oven to it limited extent. Of course, tho trans
porlatlon of thn nation must bo maintained at
alt reasonable costs, but wo mo strong for leuv
ItiB It to private owners to thresh out the pond
big problems.
Tho ussuranco comes from no less un authority
than Mr. Wayno 11. Wheeler that soda fountains
will not bd permitted to dlspenso beer. Soda
fountains will only bo allowed to soil beer Imi
tations, Aini'ilt'nnM.
(Copyright, 19S1, by K.dRar A. Ouest.)
I've been round tho land 'a bit.
I've traveled tho rails afar.
And this I've learned as the bends 1'vo
turned
Men uro men wherever they are.
There's the self-same warmth to tho western
ein grip
As thern is to the enslern shake.
And the welcomo true which they rIvo to
you
Itesembles tho homefolks' make.
1'vo found them lovltiR the Stnrs and Stripes
Wherever I'vo had to roam, ,
And htamllng fast to her splendid past
Tho wuy thnt wo do at home.
Oh. whether by mountain or whether by sea,
The tioplo or temperate zone,
Tho kids I'd meet nn the far-off street
Wero very much, llko our own.
1'vo heard men telling tho things they
thought
And talking Ilfo's problenm o'er.
And' I'm ready to swear that they spoke out
thero
Like men 1 had heard before.
On thn map we nre bordered apart by
Stutcs
On the flag every .state's a star.
Hut from coast to coast when It rounts the
inoHt,
Americans, all we are'
Oklahoma Outbursts
Mr OTIS I.OItTON,
Another curious result of man losing n rib
Is tho wuy n woman has of showing her concep
tion of fri'inhlj.
lorry Hand Rots out his salt cellar, peeks
through the koyhole nt sprliiB In her new dross,
ond shouts, "Coma on, you rudlshoM."
What we would llko to know Is who conceived
tho Idea that yesterday was tho first dny of
sprliiR7
If by churics ws ovr should b appointed
censor for a inovin picture we shall Insist that
tho villain romovs lilt miistnch.
The fact thnt tho Liberal remained nwny from
tlS polls itnllcuted that thft wet and dry Issuo
wss not Injected Into tho Cuban election.
One of tile qiinntlons common to-thls section
of tlm country M why it should bo thought nec
essary for b rlrh Indian or freditmn to hare
more than ono guardian.
The girl on South Main says she has discov
ered that It is not thn waist lino which counts
when she buys u pnr of men's trousers for nn
outing trip.
if nil lbs other stales nrn giving the now
president n much trouble as Oklahoma you
couldn't hire the chauffeur of this colyum to bo
prosldent for money, marbles or the best brand
of homo brew.
Of course, "Mow to get married, stny mnrrled
"V'l, 'o happy though married." Is a subjent
rilled with UirlllM. but what interested Tulf.i
most when Itev. Knlrkerbockor spoko on this
topic whs tho third section.
When Judge Champion forced tho lawyers for
tho defonso to ninko an argument to tho Jury
at tho Atdmore trial It showed that he bellovos
the promoters of nn entertainment ought to Klvo
the fans everything advertised.
This eolyuni does not pretend lo know very
much about games of chance, but wo havo bo
I'omo convinced that If you want lo enjoy to
morrow m lunch you do not want to go up
agutnst thn braco gamo originated by tho fertile
bruins of .1. Hurr (llbbons nnd Krnnk O. Tjirson.
Barometer of Public Opinion
Is lli u (i.xxl Cltli-n?
Editor World; A writer from Muskogee under
the caption, "Florida's Kast Coast," lu this
moniliiB's AVorld reflects tho sclflshncHti of u
great many of our Inhabitants of tho malo pop
ulation, nnd also a certuln number ot tho fair
sex, when ho puts a question mark after "pro
hibition law;" n,nd wnnt to ralso tho question
tot him nnd his oo-bnllcvcrs In a wet country,
as well as tho better and moro law abiding
citizenship, tho World not excepted; is n man
ii good clllzon who knowa whero there is n
largo still in operation and does not apprise
tho officers ot tlm federal court of Its where
abouts; Is u man's opinion worth much for thn
uplift nnd good ot tho country who does all
that his power permits him to do In tho way
ot brlnBliiB our constitution Into rldlculo and
discredit; would he bo a man thut futbers and
mothers would want to put their sons and
daughters into his keeping If they want to
ralso good sound business men and women.
men nnii women wno win Do law abiding and
a credit to their country?
Ho quotes from an nrtlclc from tho Saturday
Kvi'lllllir Pont, us thouch Itn rnhllnnn with rrl.
tcrlpna for good citizenship In thn making, lie
us well uh many other men that talk nnd write
on "personal liberties;" show their scIMhIi selves
In Ihelr fight o keep boozo In 'circulation," for
themselves, entirely forgetting ( ') tho rising
generation, which everyone knows is more
sober than tho present one, nnd It lu turn Is
morn sober than tho ono Just stepping off the
hiuro. Most of the mon I hear extolling tho
good old times nro either not fathers or sons,
or elm) they uro foreigners who havo not been
In America long enough to learn of tho benefits
ii a larger part of our population) of tho lack
of liquor.
Who condones tho actions nnd excuses tho
arguments of tho hl-Jnckcr and auto thief
wo alt know It Ih not tho victim of his wiles
mi, It Is only his brother lu law breaking, who
can see Jiis.lficatlon In his "pprsonul liberty"
propaganda.
doing back to the S. K. Post article, I do not
doubt that the bootleggers ("at heart") out
number tho customers; for u great many men
that 1 havo heard express themselves, show
plainly that they aro nelflsh enough to sell
booze, puddle dope, or even teach tho poor
weakling I lie modes operandi of tho tlopo route,
simply for the profit to themselves. If they
were not morl cowards who fear tho flnRer
of scorn that would point their way. Surely
thvywiro-"not their brother's keeper."
"Thero Is always n llttlo good In the worst
of us nnd a llttlo bud In tho best of us," and
'Mr. Woods' condemnation of tho officers who
ho says know theso open violations of tho law
cannot bo put too strongly; for they should bo
removed from office, und even punished for
Ihelr derelictions, thn same as If they refused
lo protect, u citizen front it hl-Jacker when he
caught him being held up; but. ns In all cases
where tho man Is deprived of his "personal lib
erties'' he und ills friends nro the only ones
lh.it ninko r fight for their return the law
iibhllnir ele-.neiK has ulwnys been too willing
. "let tho other fellow do It." with the con
soqimneo that tho officers think the law Is not
popular and proceed to "shut their eyes'' to
Its infractions. They really, 1 think, believe
that tho majority aro ng.ittist them, for most of
their associates and friends nro of tho "per
sonal liberty" class, and they sec llttlo to mako
them think otherwise, so that maybo they aro
not to be censured to harshly.
With Just one llttlo "poke" nt the editor I
will close: Why can't you uho tho influence of
your editorial columns to law (this) en
forcement. Instead of ridiculing It, If not in so
many words, by vugun Insinuations, us you
often do? I do not mean to Imply your treat
ment ot the local conditions, but the eigh
teenth amendment to the constitution ot this
glorious I'nlted Slutes of America.
A Doctor, and Father ot Two Sons.
Muskogee, March 1.
. About (iuni Smith.
Kdltor World' Heading this morning's World
(Mari'h 14) about tlm wires und letters ot sym
pathy sent to Clara Smith I would my really
sho is nol the ono who deserves them but It Is
Mrs. .1. I,. Ilanton who really und truly needs
and deserves sympathy. For Clara soon will
be eliMred opt of her murder caso and walk up
and down tho streets all swelled up with an army,
of sutlers, 'admirers and perhaps sumo moving
picture producers following her.' but It Is Mrs, 1
llamon, tho widow, with Iter children who Is
going to mourn for her .lake forever. Clara
says she Is ruined. Yes. sho looks to be, for she!
Is living In a swell home and owns a big tuito. I
Poor Claru! lleully It Is not Clara that Is ruined. 1
It is Mrs. Hamuli, whose family Ilfo has been
torrorlzed for ten years by tho "Innocont" Clara. ,
Clara fell lu love with llamon when 17. and
he old enough to bo, her father, und she know
then that he was married and fathor of chlldfen.
So she Is it home breaker, ho deserves hate- f
fulness from every person that stands for morals,
They nre both guilty, Jako and Clara, and ns .
Juke got his punishment why should not Clara? I
iA't tho law take its courso nnd punish every
imirderor or murderess equal so it Mill be an'
example for other old men's darlltiRs to keep
their hands off of married men. und all of us
try o make this world u Rood place to live In.
Mrs. J. U llamon 1 admire your patience nnd
all my sympathy goes with you
Wynona, Okla. N, ii. 1JVANS,
THE WAR BURDEN
L TWO METHODS OF BEARING IT.
ICowrUht: JD21 1 Ur TO Chln9 Tribune I
The Woman Who Loved -
lly .lANi; I'HF.U'.S
A MODKItN STOKY OK HOME AND
i llolKTt Ibis n Jolly Time With
i Another.
CHAPTHK XXVI.
Robert had been so frank In his
Melting of lis ovenlnff with Marlon
Huvey that t tried to bo sensible
' und not teel hurt: but I couldn't.
I hud spent a miserable ovenlng en
tertaining his uunt whllu ho was
having a good lime. 1( comforted
mo ii little, but only a little, to
know be hail called mo up before
accepting her Invitation. As nlwnya
, I said to myself;
"IIo wouldn't havo done It when
wo wero first married, und 1 am no
different now." That u man ex
pects mora from a wito than from
a sweetheart did not occur to me.
There wns something dnngorously
I closo to Jealousy burning in -my
I heart. Hut I tried to remember thnt
, ltobert had known Marlon long be
I foro ho had known me. nrjd that
I had ho loved her ho would not havo
! wanted to marry me. It sounds
! simple, but at tho time It did not
1 seem so simple us it sounds. I
i "How long will your nunt stay?"
, I asked tho next morning. I
"How do I know! Why don't you j
, ask her?"
"Oh, Robert, how could I?" I
i Robert wus still depressed and a !
' bit morose. It seemed fill IIo to try
as bud as living with a bear with
a soro paw, I told him, he was so
grouchy.
After breakfast I said to Aunt
! Felicia as Robert hud Insisted I
call her
' "You must bo sure to go to tho
' museum before you leave," ' '
As If 1 had put into words tho
thought in my mind, sho answered;
1 "I shull havo plenty of tlmo for
that and other things as well. J
'told Robeit I tdiould remain another
i month with you. I seo so llttlo of
' you you know you leavo mo nlonn
nil day that I feel another month
1 will bo scarcely enough to become
acquainted with you both." Sho in
variably spoku ot being left alone In
1 an Injured tone which angered me.
The Young Lady
Across the Way
T,0 youK in,ij. ncr08.s tno way
nys sho wonders If there's nny
truth In tho ropotts that old men
can bo made younB and strong
again by Inoculatlnc them with
goat claiideis.
L
I Lyvv III E
and Earned
IJUSINESS
Abe Martin
Sho knew I went to business and If
shu didn't like it sho might go. ,
I re.'illy tried to hide my exaspera
tion from her, and answered her al
ways lu a respectful wuy.
Olio never sympathized lth me
or seemed to think it anything out
of tho way when Robert remained
out, as he now often did Just us
ho had before sho came.
"You dont need me, now that you
hnvo aunt for company." he said
Z IIUtfOV
when I reproached him for not let
ting mo know that ho would not be
home.
"I may not need you, dear, but
I always want you," I replied. Aunt
Felicia was listening.
"Lots of uh wunt things wo can't
have."
I had roached a stage with I'ob
ert when 1 was almost forlornly
proud ot my self-possession. Not
from 1110 should his aunt hear any
complaints. Often when wo sat to
gether I found my thoughts wander
ing. Hut alwuys I shepherded them
back, finding It necessary to ask
hor to repeat what sho had said at
tlmoH, nn'd so earning a look of dis
approval. Ono night Robert had not crrmc In
by half past seven, nnd I proposed
wo go to the motion pictures. Aunt
Felicia agreed, although sho as
sured mo sho would not think of go
ing nt home. Sho did not consider
them quite moral.
Tho picture was a good ono nnd
so 1 paid llttlo attention to the
house until Aunt Felicia nudged me
and said:
"Thnt looks llko my ncphow over
there," sho pointed,
I looked. It surety wns Rolert
and Marlon Hovey. I know it was
him before he turned his faco to
ward us, lie did not see us, nnd
wns whispering and smiling ut Mar
lon, who looked happily content.
I was not angry. I was not know
ingly Jealous. Hut u black and nll
.niffuslng hopelessness seemed to
mnke my body cloud and my heart
numb.
Had I really lost my husband's
love? What did it mean? I had
tried to bo a good wife. Ii what
had I failed?
"Please don't let Robert know we
ww him tonight," I whispered to
Aunt Fellclau. "Ho feels under ob
ligations to thnt young lady her
mother died." It was a miserably
lamo excuse for him but I need not
havo worried.
"It Is kind of my nephew to try
to cheer up the bereaved. I should
think The young lady would havo
thought It lu better tasto to remain
it home, however."
I felt guilty that I had Inferred
Marlon's mother had Just p.xswd
away when sho had been Bono sev
eral years, but I made not explana
tions. Tomorrow (ierry Is Warned.
You don'b have t' bo
forgotten theso days.
shock absorber Is n,
friends.
Jest then the setting
struck 3, proving wat
and pop Bed, Shh, shh,
to wnko your mother.
jm1 jHMyMMMM -uMtMM
EXCLUSIVE-PIkNO-FORT
WHAT
Bennu'8 Notebook
I-iHt ulto pop went to n bankwot,
telling ma ho wouldent bo homo lato
but not to wait up for him Jest tho
same, and I went to bed and started
to dreem about berglers, nnd I woak
up and thawt I herd ono down stairs,
thinking, O, heck.
And I snuck out of bed nnd It was
dark as tho dooce, and I foil errouud
nnd picked up ono of my shoos for
a weppln nnd went nnd looked over
tho bunnlsters, saying, Hello down
there,
Nobody nnserlng enythlng, nnd I
sed. Oct out of thero or I'll shoot.
Wlch Jest then I herd another
nolso und I quick threw tho shoo
over tho bannisters and somebody
sed, Owtch.
Helng pops voice, and I thawt,
Holey smokes, gosh. And I sed, Is
that you, pop?
One Price,
Iowcst in
F. S.
Shh, yes, for tho lovo of Pect dont
throw tho other one, sed pop. i
Sounding llko somebody trying not
to tawk loud, and I sed, Wats tho !
matter, wats you doing, pop? Wlclt
About Town and
in Hotel Lobbies
"l hear," said louden Murm ,rr
yesterday afternoon In tho 1 t,. ,.t
tho Kotchum hotel, "Hint U a n
to havo a new theater. Tha , i .
best news to lis because w ,,i
to como back to Tulsa, maytw r.v
year. Hut perhaps tho' theater
not bo dono by next year' H any
case." ho said laughing, "I v j d
llko nothing better than to In ,
for tho opening night of ,,v
thcator."
Tuls.i Is by no means a p. v i ,
porienco for tho eminent i
tenor, nnd ho considers it
tho best cities on tour to v o
audiences ho has sung.
The Horoscope
"Tho (tars Incltn but do not comriL"
ICpt. 1131 W lUClura Nwippr Hn.L'
Tuesday, Mureii "'-, 1021,
They who would mako the m t
of this day should begin their w..ik
early, for nccordlng to ustrcuot,y
Venus, Neptuno nnd Jupiter uri ,.
helpful In tho morning, .Saturn . j
Mars uro tulverso In tho later li., .--
Women should profit by the wuv
nnd should perform ail dlfu. u,
tasks beforo noon. This meant)
business matters requiring aagau'v
nnd foresight should bo postpone i,
irthey can not bo attended to in tv
morning.
Thero is a promising sign r :
only for all commercial transact :c i
In which women nro concerned bu
for all trndo interests hinging en
their patronnge.
Tho day should bo cxrcedli.gly
lucky for actresses and for tho thca.
tors.
Saturn In slnstcr mood li likely
to dlscourago nil ambltlomt effort
today and It will bo especially ui.
fortunate to deal In real estate.
Mars auBUrs ill for hnrmonv
among public men of independent
opinions.
"Women ojo aro warned that they
bo subject to a direction of tho stars
that emphasizes selfishness. Those
who aro In public work may make
serious mistakes.
Again thero Ut a forecast of rac
prjudlces that will affect polltlca.
and othor organizations. Tho sects
warn against unfair discriminations
which may bring about serious con
sequences. Irritability and quick temper may
bo manifested during thin planetary
government and self control should
bo practiced.
Organized movement against war
In tho futuro again is indicated by
Mars.
Persons whoso birth date It Is
havo tho nugury of a prosperous
year, If caro in financial matters is
exercised.
Children born on this day may bo
unsettled in their dispositions, but
gonerally forunato. They aro sub
jects of Aries, and Mars is their
principal ruling planet.
tlmo of the nito to bo yolllng and
throwing shoes around? And he
lltt tho llto In tho 2nd floor hall
and started to rub his shoulder, nnd
I went down saying. O, pop, I thawt
you was a bcrglcr, G, pop, Its u good
thing It had a rubber heel, alnt It
pop?
Mccnlng tho shoo, nnd pop sed,
Shh, if I dldcnt wunt to avoid wak
ing up your mother Id show you
It It wns a good thing or not.
I'roberly meaning It wasont. and
I went back to bed nnd this morn
Ing nt brokflst pop moved ono arm
stiff llko somebody that was bit on
tho shoulder by a shoo, only I dldent
nak him about It on account of not
wuntlug to remind him, ma saying.
Wut tlmo did you get homo last nltc.
WHIyum? and pop saying, O not so
Into, not so late.
Mo not saying enythlnB.
What Murk Tivnln Said.
A congressman wan talking nt a
dinner about a profiteer.
"Tho wretch," ho said, "not only
charBes too much, but ho puts forth
his commodity In smaller and small
er packets all tho time. I'd llko to
rcail him Mark Twain's ton of ro.i.
"When Mark Twain wan a report
or, you know, ho inserted this para
Braph Into a report ot a woddlng:
" 'Conspicuous among tho wedding
Btfts was a ton of coal that had been
In tho brldo's family for flvo Benera
Hons. This was much admired by
reason of Its quaint old-world was
slvcness, it being much heavier than
tho ton of coal of today.' "
Bono t' be
Th' best
car full o'
room clock
time It was,
do you want
Is this eny
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