The Morning Tulsa daily world. [volume], April 18, 1921, FINAL EDITION, Page 4, Image 4

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What doth tho I.ntd lh ll.nl t iit of III"',
lint In fvai Ihi' l,i.i ! Ihv llitil, In walk In ll
III Wave, ninl In Inv.. Mini ami to eerve the
lir. thy 'In. I with nil lliy heart and Willi all
Ihy nou I - -I ill . x. I ?
U'hilt mrKm nur I'll I Mr i uf Ilia c.lllhlmn l'H
.1 null rp nnd men v and humility,
V. reasonable aerobe ot good tleeda,
Pure HvltiK, tetirterncna In liiimiui neaila.
Reverence, and triwt. ami prayei for tlacht to nee
Tim Mneler'a footprint In iir dally ways''
Nn knottcil arnnrao, nor earrlfli'lAl knife,
Hut the ml in beauty of nn ordered lif
Whnea every breathing la urrwnnlad praise.
i. a. wiiirrinu.
nn: miatii 01 v. l. iaokhon. i
Oklahoma I another ablo limn In the
death of ( U. Jnohiwn, or .MinSodee. "Cliff"
.riinljiMn. An h whm fiimtllnrly luunvti. chihp to
.Mlilk(HIii n ft federal nfflulul nt lliii wiliui Mm
O. H. mvnrt Hii.'ii(li'tl In tlm fi'ilirtil lmnrh
tlipra from 'IVwik. .tRolimm win IJtillr-il HliUna
illntrlri utlorm-y. Until men wci-o tint mil)' now
tn OlUnhoiiin, hut In fi vn-jr larKe biiuho nrw In
tlif flclil ,)t IiIk pnlltlra.
ISnnti iaililly oorvKil for lilinaolf a pliicn In
the imhllr nfralrn lit till ililui Mini th iiffcollnn
niii regnril of Hi )ioilf. lint Ii cunt tlmtr lot
(Irflnltiily with tlm now it to If. mul nicli
Una pluywl tin Important Mtit In th Impnrtritit
In Hk of (mlHlillifhliiK n nyleoi nf Jnrlniinnli'iiro
pi'Ciilliir lo lti c-tiiiillllnnM which exlutoil nmoiix
tlm Irllml nhorlcliixii of llm rPrvHllon.
Mr. Jnclimm rontlniioil to mul(n .MiiIorm,
thou tlm tinnffli'lHl (Mipllnl of Ihn liiillnii uniin
trj'i lilt lionif"; nml li li'iivrn a Inrun rlrcln of
liirniiniil friend tn mourn hU panNlni;. It In not
lonir now until Dip requiem tnimt hu minu for
tlm 1ant of ytlio-M ntntwart ami luinly uloupurn
who o.'imn lulu tliv Imlliiii MUintry followliiK
tlm Milnlilhlintrnt of tho foilcrnl mnirt. nil of
whom Imvo wroiiKht noliihly In thr ycni-H which
hnvo Intorvoni'il.
Jinny utatoa of tho Union r.ontrlluilinl tlin
flowrr of tholr yotitiK nml tnlontoil innnhooil fur
tho work whli'll won to ho ilonc, u fart thut
Jinn hoon of vnxt worth to tho Korly-Mxth ntiir.
Anil It U a trllniln to tlm air or wntrr nr wwlal
'nvlronmont of Oltlnhomn, that frw who emtio
In Hint onrly omt illfflcnlt tlum.hrwo over ilo
pnitril, oxi't-ptlnt: on thflnStirrPot mlvcnttiro.
IMIIl.MISSAIllii: HUT MVP HIX'OMIN:.
Ucuontty a hIiikIo-IiuiiIiu'iI lnity of tho mill
tmit typn lnt Inimn.n hnrnino of wonlH concern
InR what won entirely pi'iniliiulilo for n woman
to ilo. Tlm ilinr womiin kcIh no controvorny
with on, I'osAlVIy fho won ilirlit; let tit admit
thut nIio wom, Kvorjthliiff that man iIooh woman
miiHt hn printltti'il in ilo.
Hut thorc Bllll rumuliiH n very laiKn numlior
of thlnim that' It In not hPcomlfiK In woman to
ilu. Ami tlicrn "l nlno uu cxwcilliiuly larKo lint,
that hy tho voiy formation 'of hrr ihyifliuc, her
illnpoHltlon nml her function, nho was not In
tendril to umloitalie.
AVhether hy lone practice, the tnlnhllnhtuent
of convcntlomi or duo tn tho llnin'rInB Imprint
uf her ilonlRTier, tip until comparatively recent
'tlmco thero wait protty pinnrnl iiKroemont con
uernliiR tho IIiIukk that are becoinliiff In women.
Of rour.o II U jiermltted woman ti) ilren man
lull, adopt a profewloit ami onn-o out her own
ilnutlny in direct opposition to plana that wsro
not of iuiiu'h inakltiK, Iltlt we have never hoard
n man In any wulk of llfo dlpute the oft-miole
utatflment that tho ntoHt htatitlful ami inoplrliie
night thin world haB to offer Ih ft mother with
her flrnt horn at her llroant.
It la permitted woman tu KOinttliite from the
Mok nnd on tho h.ill-rooin floor; to vor tho
e.Ttromr.i of f.iahlun and peml her en I lie time,
like tho tiuttorfly. In UlttlitK from uncial flower
to social flownr. Hut we never limit 1 a man
dl.jiutn tho Mntomeiit that any woman U nioro
becMimlnu In her own home, ilrivwed for the
nnrt, and folitnliiK Oiero km an iiildlputil
queen. ,
We eek no coiitroVtAfx with lh kuly re
ferred to nor amv ether.v W'fmiiUly ndmlt thut
ii woman muni lie permitted to ilo linjlhltin that
man du.-n ilu. Which loen not ultdr our convic
tion thin the women who will conlnue to osort
the rnateat Infiutneo upon nen, Slid kiihihii
ullke ar thoao who permit theinwlvos to tin
.inly becoming thiiiv
LouicAii i:voi.rno.v.
Organlawl Ubor, hi. h i fiiml of Imagining
It ha a grlevanri 4alua' i.t.l:llni. Ih prepar
ing to organlaa n latnu-in flilliidelphla, with a
capital alack m Jli'O.ooo.uoo. it m further
plaiviteil to have a large number of other bankf,
looated In atrategtr putnu throughoul the na
tion, and related ilirsfUy to tha parent bank.
It would be foottah to aaaert thla rannot e
dona. ' It cah bo done by aatlng. thrift ana
wlaa binlHan, tmnugement. It will require all
of thea 1rtuea to make Hie umWrtaktng , uo.
oeea. Ilut It the mem born of orgonlaetl Ubor
will one ami flevote their aving to thla bunk
ing ayKletn, ami If tha banking ayatem Is Mt tip
and coo,lu(te. h experience,! bualnen nirn who
ar" .nn i,.,o. h,.- :-11 ,K
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I nl.ii ..I hi ii.i iilfi In li i I i 'lk' llli in
'i . ! In, I nlily mil nr (In Inil's uf i n gll Hired
t."''.r Imf ftlmiRli their . I.m i iifiKi'lmmnruM In the
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lemaelvea and lhlr
'ml thry will He re-
, tn 'movement anl
id eniure,
i ii, i iii ntlon to la thla.
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ff Ihlo IK oil hmkliiK i iiinl'lii" iturcilaanil
a w hut i. luat ml'l. It mil ' made tn aiteeeoil
- organliert labor will h,tve heenm a capltallM.
tin aytteni In every sen nf thr word. And hnv
Ini; riaiheil that point, it inuet enpeit neeeaalon
from H own rankn--.i rehellion amonvat Ha own
tnllawera.
Rut the linnVrtakloi it , If, m well aa th am
I ill Ion behind it, Ih imtliina more or Inaa tkan
logical 'evolution. Ileraiian if organlan! labor
came anililijily Into tha full fruition f tho plana
nr thnao dlrecllng, H would hava almply tahan
ever ftnm other hamU tha lnfluane which
(hoaa other hamtn now earn. The vlalbla and
apparent liiemiHllllen would remain. Plven It
iha bunking ayaieni aun-efda, Ihrra will ha only
a rnmpamllvaly f' tv etlff i ollared banhara.
There will remain a hundred thouaand mem
bora tolling anil aavlng tn rupport them.
AN IMHllttANY .MA'I'I'Klt.
j Mr. II. T. Tin ki r, of the Sveelern National
i Iim ronipanv, write The World aa fnlluwa;
The Amerlriin l',.roleum Inatllule ewtl
niatea thai Ihr dnll nvrraae groaa mule oil
j produilli'ii In i lii. I nlled Mtnlrn for thn week
, ending .M.in h :a, wan I,il6.lu barrela; that
Urn dally average groan prodtlellon of the
n.iti-enniineni riei.l, int'ltlillng trie Heavy oil
Otilr count fh lcl. for the week tnillriR March
L'H. wm 711,100 barrala.
Muring the month of February a total
of l, 170,67 barrela nf nil waa ahlppeil from
Alenlio through the porta nf Tamplcn, I'ort
Uilioa ii nil 'l'livpHin, it dally nveiwga irf RI5.
UHI hnrrela.
Thla lltenno that th? Tnniplro-Tuxpairt
fluid rvpoited 17 iei rnit aa much oil dur
ing Kcbrtiary nn thr ! It ritiile oil pro
il ml Inn of Hip United Htiilra, or IH per cant
hh mtirh iih thn total rrtnln oil production
illHhl and heavy) of the ataten or Kanaaa,
Okliilimim, MVxaa and LoulalHiia.
Jllirh It thla .Mrxlcun oil, ewtlmated nl
thirty per cent, Ih light nil up In Hi nrravlty,
In CMUitrHtllatliirtlnn to the heavy oil of tho
older field, unit Ii of which latter bavin
Kono to wntw. .With the eatetialon nf Ilu
fluid tu thn iNiulh, It appeora thut the Kravlly
IncroaieM. with u prnlnibllltv that another
your will aco more .Mexican oil produced
with gravity nbn.vc, rather thim below. 30
degreea.
With one Jlexiran field exporting mora '
than three-foiirtha an iiilieh oil h the mi
the iiilil-i'iiutltinnt field. Il would uppear to
b" IiIrIi llnio wo had a Inrlff of at leaat
l.2.'i a barrel on Imported erndo oil, with
letlnml corroapondlnicly hlMher for the pro
tlutttlon or home roflnerlen.
Hero urn ftime ntnrtlltig flgurea. From th
iliiniliioltit of Oklahoma ami Ito extonalvo oil In
teroalo tho matter Ik not debatable at all. A
Miilmtuntlul Import duty on Moxlrnn petroleum
H linpcrutlve,. Nor nhould thete be u dlvhiloti
of opinion concerning tlm mutter.
Wo think It decidedly proluhlw that any con
kldeiuhlo npprecl.illnn of petroleum proiluota la
ii Ioiir dlxtnitcc off untler thn tnoat fnvornblu
t'onilltloiiH, hecnuso wn ore, nml must continue
to hn for Home time, etiRnRed In llnuldatlnir a
period or excostilvo Inflation. And iltirlnic n
period of llniihlatlon It hi contrary to tho naturu
of thim; to expect a llni In prhiea.
Which only hehoovea u lo he the more xenl
ntia in tho enro of our Jimt rlKhto nml nduintiiRoe.
It In drrldetlly unfair that American prodtlcerit
ahnuld bo miiiln tho vIctlniH, aa It worn, of tho
excemdvo loy.Rrado production from Mexico.
Our nnrroaponilent hna xnuiwlcil a note of warn
ing thut uhould bring apeedy and united action
from the petroleum Intetcata of Oklahoma and
the wiuthwet. 1 s
We cither hai nn awfully abort milliliter or
hio IiiivIiik a ilarnotl long winter. Tho action nf
the rlementa Saturday and Sunday defy ieuon
uble expliiuatlon, I'or tha eond time thin
nprlug KurdenH were tent to tho tindertakiWH,
Ilyaterla acema to hnvo boom iinlverwl. even
the cllmnto uctltiK llko a applied darling.
When some of the world'a moat prlcnlaiti
pHlutliiR' wero atolen In tlolRlum ditrhiR thn war.
It uns Inevitable that Tulwi would figure In tho
tnry In mime manner, aooher or later. The oil
oupltat of thn world H thero or there nboula In
everv Important Incident, domeatlc or Interna
tional. Tlmie la u comforting aapect to l-'ianta'a war.
llko pivpurutloiiM amtlnpt tiermiitiy. Ilucutt all
raninuriauRii has dleoppiMiretl. OtTiunny ought
lo pay Franco u heavy Indemnity. Franco la
entitled to collect nU Indemnity. In milking
proMirullon to act iibout collecting aold Indem
nity la thn only practical wgy. KntlUNi la tearing
aHiinder the inuwuie or hyporraiy that hua veiltnl
allletl mehlnutlom. eter elnce the armltttii'o. If
France cannot preaerve herneir In a direct con
tort with tlermaliy, l.riiiico ta dnometl tn a
aevondnry part in the great iduy of evolution.
Let the 111'' be detcrmluail t'Htrly.
The tibirloiH rulitn.
(Conyilffht, lJt. by Hdgr A. Oueet.)
Here let ua rent.
For we have thine our beat
Oh, eorry ehoultl we be ir that were true,
Iluro In u world where tlima'K much to do!
Tomoirow ralui ua'to the better day.
One teak arcompllnhed, while K thousand
-tuy
L'muu-hed. and to the lokt
Men bua.t aotne petty glory or tha poM.
Swift aa the yearn
Are t-nnqueM'e cheera,
Nor with one enlentllil feat la life comldeto.
Tomorrow' work all men iiuiat wako to meet.
Uvi not with what la dona.
Hut keep your thought forever jj welling on
The bright ttvw morning, mul forget
The paat, ramoniberlng wliul nwulta yow yet.
Live not with prailO
Of by-Rone day a.
I'rldc tlulla ambttion'a edge. When mm riow
vnln
They re to atruaale tn attain.
Though fair the flnlehed tank tu Me,
HrlRhOi shall rIow what la to be
llr null nn ota 1 if-' ati-i int Icm
Who t pi h anil M.'-k-i I i il.i Ins I,, si
I '.i i iii' 'I ,iiy M ml.. w h
' ' 1 ii "I'i'Ii 1 m in i- in'o boid n
' ' .i i lit "i iDifmr'niii (mint The Itaiftl"
i. ' nil. i ivni. i v and e-Iflahh'-ee. Hn irii it-'
iihiic di I'luri in the inti i eat of rert.iln natlona,
may not b ( . tn : uf bringing unlveraal peace,
but U la certain to bring war If It dowin't throw
off the manque and if ami for prei (.y what It la.
Tha "bully of the levy" la going to either fluh
or rut bait or plead to tha llughaa Indictment.
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No, we hava no advice to offer on uardonlnK,
Aa a aort nr Wild gwean no nhsulil any tlmt
delaying planllrfg until alHiwt July I, would he
aa aatc a plan aa any.
llni ii n iirliall. tool dremer la eotnethlng liaw.
TblnklriH am drramlnR ait while liratlnR a 10
Ineb bit In Ihr tni" mint be wonderful.
Oklahoma Outbursts
ll OTIS IIIITON.
It la to ha hoped thut by nnxt time llnrlow'a
Weekly print hla ple.tuio Henator Davldaon wilt
have ahi'il that fur eiwit.
Vou caa alao f iy thla about TiilaM, evnry ball
game drnwa a larga nttenitatu-a from tha truffle
'A Mad.
At any moment tho I'uwhuekri Capital l ex
peiHIng the hero wearing tha flral Mrnw hat to
appear.
A auggoattnn cam. In over the phone tho
other ilny that lmlle leave orr the paint when
they ate preparing for o aniMlon with a dnntlnt,
n the ilentlHt an tell when they got alck or
faint during tha operation.
Tht re are two propoaltlonn we want to urgo
for ronaltlnrutlon and aa a neceaaary iiiallflen
llnn for momlierahlp In the 1'IIX club. One In
wbmt nol to cut In on thn p.iitlem talking and
Ih (i other the time to break tho commotion
when two women are merely ualiiK the line to
(MUllungn gnnatp.
Ifiinaiin a uaaln tnlkliiR nhoul reviving cap
ital piltilnhnient. At thla dlaUincn wn cmttiot
ay Juol how much .Mr. Ilowatt la reaponnlhle
for It.
Thla folyum hao reenlved n number of sur
getloim wo would llkn to tiso woro It not for tho
pimul ami llbot l.iwa.
Slnco tho ahow onmn to town we have nn
othor reneon why wo never wftnt to settlo In
(ireenwlch vlllnK".
Il la thn opinion or thla colyum that thn extra,
(anion of the li'Klalntnr" Ih roIiik to dlsclono how
many liorao trnderM urn muinlicra.
The ''original" Kwlan bell rltiRera are tn appear
In Chandler early next month. Now doesn't that
kick Uie cover off the uneli'tit past?
Barometer of Public Opinion
"Tenniso tho IminHtalhlo."
Utlltor World: I havo Jimt read the utijtmt
and reprthenalbln attack on the editor of The
World by C W. Joshua of Coweta who uphold
Senator I'enroen of I'onnsylvunla for usIiir hie
Influence In that atnte to recuro leglakitlon
compelling hotcla, ri'Btutiranta and nil public In
hlltulliiiiM to Rrant ni'Kroea the aamo privileges
oi white. Thla atanil of Henator I'enroao woh
Hcuthltigly condemned hy Kdltor Latin of Tho
World.
I do not know C. W. Joahua, but JudRltiB
from thla ectirrlloua itrtlcln I am compelled to
Hat him ah being either il aaddlc-colored coon
nr a dcRonerato whllo man, emauutlng from that
Kiniill t'liifM who bellovo In tho nodal equality of
wlillro nnd neRroeH. He muko refernnco tn two
or threo ntutea In thla Union In which he nnya:
"Thero jtmy havo boon aomo mlitcegltintlon,
,bTit If no, whlto mun wero roaponilbtti for It."
No man rould wrlto audi an article na thla In
who-w vuIiib f'jwed puro Caucaxlan blood. And
further, no will ever bn enacted which will
prevtint a.'. low down white men from copu
lutlng wltN coona.
The World boo .llwaya favored neparato
arluHila. waiting roonm and railway p.maenger
ooachea for whltea and negroea. and fully 91)
t... ..!, f t tli In lintiiu lipnrttlt rn-
; (nil I fin v. niu .,....v. v... -
, tloran thla procedure, whether democrata or re-
publlcnm.. Kxperienco huh ioiir nun-., u- ini.n
atmtctl that far better remitta aro obtained and
harmony promoted. I feel euro that not fl
per cent of tho Rood people of the city or Co
weta endoroe or approve tho stand taken by C.
W. Joahua.
The whlto nnd Indian citizenship of thin etiw
pay 'J5 per cent of tho tuxea that go to maintain
negro aehoola. becauo wo wiah lo give them
JiiHtlrij, nnd the lawn enacted elmo statehood
guarantee them euuallty before tho law.
Tho odltor of Tho World wields ft tronchnnt
nnd, nt Milieu, n vitriolic pen when tearing the
innaka, off of crookH and expoalng corruption
and dlahonei'ty In govornmnntitl aff.ilm, but Ho Is
ot alt tlmea eminently rail If hn had not been
moat liululK-ont he never would havo printed
that nrtlrlo of C W. Joshua.
Tho Vorld la by fur the beet newnpaper In
OKIihnm.i totbo tHinai'iviitlvo. reporting newtt
tiiiblased. Htanding for honesty In men nml gov
ernment, condemning without mercy every cropk
whether he wears ,t republican Inbel or a deni
oci utlf atainp.
Oil) OltAHAM. Democrat.
'Nowiila. April H.
These ding-bunted politician make us hery
otf. Boiue nt them don't rare a tlnker'a yelp
about their pntty'a future, and act an though
they rearYtteil pan: victories. I'erwmnl ambition
la all that eoneerna them. Let the party Ro to
tin- wrap heap uuleea they ctin tllctuto la thelt
iMtUx cry. Their own lender fcollnga are tho
only thing to be considered. Wow!
John I'lt'ldV SiiRKt'Mlnil.
Udlior World: Why I not tho uggetion of
John FleldM, to refer the leglalatlon undone and
left over'' rrom our bt achlani riven and iiou
trallacd awenibly. a good one? Tho governor
anil leahtlatoi'H are alike the political children of
the aluto electorate Tho two liouaca of repre
sentatives were tliv tiled agalnat each other, mi
huielely iih to leave thu wt.ilo foundered uu
the rocki .of poverty and waul. What clue or
othOf la to br hoped by n reasnemblagc of the
aulona? lf Irrofoncilablc before tho abortive ftd
' iournment. how tiliuh more eo now, allien tho
gtiveinor'a I'tmaph umia flourish of Immoderate
t-rltlckuii Uion the republican home. The aenute
ait a pretty IntlreJ on ihe right Iw ml of the e
ecutlvo Ihrone--twfelv above the totiRtlrt nnd
0.111 of tha exalted faultfinder, but the house
minority ta the abomination of tho ubyaa of
evil. The repubilitn meinbera may have been
ruther raw In their ntute pitwrvtng actmlre
luenta, Hint muybo a little freah with tho Borate
Minute and the flrat and accond officers of the
ht.tir. but hardly governor aa you my. atink
below the felona In the penitentiary, on the
aca', of malefaction. Facing thn facta It was
a intwt unforlunate lmpllcalton. The governoi 'a
lilirnl of temper ut .M. Aleut or lant night, mm uell
an hia auollen anil Inflamed attltudo toward t!u
republlcana or tha liniiwi, allien their Kronen
leave taking or their tluty ha been n pouring
ot oil on tho fire, rather than upon tho troubled
water.
Hence John Fleld'u advice la logical, that the
unfinished hualnee of the llRUIaturo uhould be
referred to the political parent of governor and
legiabitui.' alike the sovereign people .f 'lie
i.i! KHANK 1'. SMITH
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LEAGUE3 AND STRIKES
(CutirUtil 1021 1 III Tk C'klfWi Trtbuo I
TO HIE PRESENT ( XA V'i BY ALL
LEAGUE compared A EANS-
I The GREAT ?plP , JlfA
STRIKE 'set jfj 5 Cilll)
f -on The other -n !
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The Woman Who Loved -
Hy .lANi, riUCM'S
A SIODLKN STOItV OF 1IOMU AND
CHAI'TKIl XI.IX.
Mury TrIN t.Virj I'liiln 'lYutlw.
.Mary, while often using slaitR, had
never before been prnfanc. I wan
so astonished when alio called m
a "damn fool," that for a moment I
could not Rather my wltn to itnawer.
Then 1 uu LI :
"If I am, you needn't swear, and
you might tell mo In what wuy I
inn such a fool."
"Why didn't jou go to that pic
nic?" "Hecuuso I didn't want to' I would
havo been bored to extinction."
"Wuji that nil tho reason you
stayed home? Honest Injun?"
"Cross my. heart! 1 don't know
iiuyoun In tint more, nnd so of nmrc
knew none of their wives and sweet
hearts. So I. told Itobcrl to go with
out me, Jty vacation coineo next
week, too, mid I hated .to' ask
.Madame for a whole day off 'only a
week before 1 go away."
"So you sent jour 'husband off to
spend u blltwful day with another
woman. No wonder I said you was
n "
"Don't say It again' Hut Just the
"Not on
same. I can't see why you always
talk us ir I uURhl to do thlURs I don't
want to do, because of Itoht'rt. He
doesn't want me to go to places tu
do things that boro mej:
"It would he better If he did. I
mean vou would bo safer."
Safer?"
"Yes. No woman la safe whoie
.JiumIiuiiiI doesn't care what sho does.
Tako little Jlury'a word for that. If
you hud gone, Ilobert wouldn't have
iihked .Marlon. ' It didn't cost him
couldn't hnvo spent that long, bliss
ful day together. Them days ain't
safe ror a married miui, Oerry,
hnnnxt to goodness they uln't'"
"Nonoensel Didn't 1 tell you Hob
urged me to go? It was only because
ho didn't want tn go nlonn tint he
tickvel Marlon. It didn't cost him
'nothing, you neo; thu tlrm paid for
verythinc."
"I wonder, did they? I wondor ir
hey paid for the heartaches soma of
iho wIvm "f them -! rka will hnve
later because they w.is too selfish to
go with their 'husbands when they
iskcd thorn '.' it u.ut real nice In
hem, though, to treat tholr clerks."
"What a funny girl you are! ' I vo-
The Young Lady
Across the Wau
before leaving
had a lump
hurting
"I found nn old pair or overnlls
and put them on. Thero was 77 cents
In the pocket. I walked barefooted
to the river nnd caught n car for
home, where 1 round out the day of
the month."
Jleek expressed tho opinion that
he had been attacked by robbers
Tho young lady nerns tho way
says her idea of tho right placo ror
tram r,H utlilt'it. U right or n
1 1 w turc int." ' p. op' i Ul
and Earned
ItUSINKSS
I i lut luuittit i
piled, a bit Impatiently." Talking i
about luMitiuhcH being paid for by
thu Cabling company. Do bo hciisI- i.
hie. Mary."
"Ain't I sensible? I thought I
was. You see you want Robert to do
good work, don't you?''
"Of course 1 do. Any wife doe, I
sue."."
"Well he, no man oun't unlchs
they Is contented. And no man ain't ,
contented living llko you and Hob
lives."
"That flat ban turned your head."
I returned, now really annoyed at
Marj'. Uver lwco alio rented It sho
nnd preached tho Joys of 'homo to
anyone she could get to'llsten to her
All the girls in tho shop termed her
about It.
".Mary's getting ready to tako care
of a husband," ono of tho glrlii
mocked.
your life, Lucy, guean
again. iiiuo Hrlgnt-eyca don't take
caro nf no man not unless no's sick
or something. Not even it hsubund.
Ilut there's ono thing sure. If I
over find n man who" can bo fooled
Into marrying me, I'll know how to
tniie a home for him."
"Kids nnd nil! I suppose."
"H..i your lite. Licy' What is
homo without a baby? Now If you
Ir! think you can razzletlnzalo me
by poking fun. you'ro mistaken. 1
im Rolng to learn to cook and to
keep house. 1 may never havo any
chatict' to show off what l'v
learned; but If I tin, Just watch out."
I used to listen and smile at .Mary
when she miked this wuy. She was
so earnest, so 'honest. Once I re
peated ome of her nonsense to Hob
ert. mid he said:
"Mary's got the right Idea. She'll
make muno man a fine wife."
Hut I aald nothing to llohnrt of
what sho hud said nbout his taking
Marlon to the picnic, nor did I tell
him what sho had called me. That
night ho didn't get In until after mid
nlf ht and 1 was In bed, and he .mild
he waa too tired to talk; had had a
lovely time, and would tell me ull
tibnut It In the morning.
Tomorrow Tho Picnic's Aftermath.
UNCONSCIOUS FOR TWO WIHKS.
Man HcIIommI to Ho a Itohher Victim
Was Abiiudoncil us Hcail.
The story of n. regular Hip Van
Winkle imp, which wan related re
cently by J. S. .Meek. 54 years old, Is
now being Investigated by tho police.
A largo bump on his head Indl
cnted ho had boon dealt a hard blow.
He was very weak, according to phy
sicians, from lack of nourishment.
According Uo Jleok, he icinalned
unconscious from March 19 to April
1, when he awoke from his long
sleep to find himself In the basement
of ii v.uaiu housu In Cobb county,
about four miles beyond the Chatta
hoochco river.
'The tening of March 19 I start
ed liumewiiitl, over the North nve
nuo railroad crossing. I remember
seeing an nil to mobile on the railroad
crossing, and I stepped aside to let
It pass it was pretty dark. That's
tho last thing I remember beforo 1
enmo tn. I don't remember being
hit by anything.
"When 1 ftwoko tho sun was shin
ing through ii crnck Into my taco. I
looked around and round myself in
tho deserted house. I roll pretty
liuy. and couldn't rigur.i opt why I
was there. 1 waH In my umluruloth
log "I thought at rirst that I had Just
been thero ono night, but when 1
touched my rnro with my hand and
found a thick growth of whiskers,
r knew I hud been there nt lean
ten dnys, for I had had a shave Just
uniiiii lorceii, s.'iie o nuggy wmpn,
petticoats an' inustncho cups ut th'
Trade Palace t'day. Spekln' o' auto
mobiles, wo kin recall when a feller
.ll. t'llllA .1.1 , - 1
,iiii fu.uuv tuum ouy a uuiiie.
li,. . ..I... ....... .... ., ,i. in.n...ini
,,,,, ,I .llil- two, 1,1., I ill I lllllll'-
phy Centennial nn' open a bank account.
NO Dl'KKS IN HIS CAIH.YITr.
Noblemen of Old Tpo Misting IVom
l,ln)il tJcorge .Ministry,
Proceeding to n detailed examin
ation of tho social standing ot Lloyd
Ooorge'a ministry, wo find four peers
of now creation Lord Curzon (na
regards his senior tltlo). Lord JIII
ncr, Lord Leo of Fnrehnm and Lord
Illrkenbl.ini tun imtllln, I l,.,,,l,.-.,
era Mr. Hnlfour and Jlr. Long: the
grandson of n duko. Jlr. Churchill.
This short list Includes all who can
be Culled. llV nilV lttrnlr.li nf 1nir-itui,.
nrlstocrntlcnl: tho rest of tho cabinet
oeiong to irnuo or to tho profes
sions, and aro mostly rather bolow
than abovo tho average social level
of their callings.
Thero Is no single great noble
mnn nt tho true territorial typo;
'.ni v urzon. iiiougti savoring of
tho irrnnili.,-, n 1i.miii rft t n
great landowner; Lord Jlllncr's
ionium is n iJiirnllKo pinro Just off
tho road near Canterbury, Lord
Ilirkenhead, with his passion for
hunting, remains u true cockney;
Lord Lee, who has, with u very
noblo self sacrifice divested himself,
fOr tllH M.'lki, Itf l'-ni'llal, tirlin,. ...I,,.
Isters or his beautiful Cheiiuers es-
uiie. oegnn uio as a subaltern, with
little more than his pay.
"The dukes," Against whom Lloyd
Oeorgo fnlnilniitpil unlv .-.,.-
ago, huvo disappeared rrom the po-
nticui in no scape; nnu among those
thO li:iVR Nllni.,.luil lllam ..nl ,. a
out of five benrs u muno that was
known thirty years ago. To esti
mate tho extent or the change. It Is
necessary only to compare tho pres
ent enblnel with n few ,tf tin. ,
mid fairly recent post.
Dleriibll .i most famous govern
ment Included threo dukes, u mar-
lllls. three fuarlu nr.il .1,., i.a! n
... . - ttv (V. ,i
duko. tllndstone's 1S8S government,
even utter the home rule seceaalon,
could boast fle groat nobles. Flf-
icen years ago tho radical Camp-tioll-lt.liinermnn
nt1r.tt.l ri,.
iunio
to Intlutlnble patricians of nmple
territorial possesions, ami tho tra.
town on March 19. 1
union, in weuKencu lorm. perslated
under Mr AKonlth V f linv,i.n,i
on my head and It was
in the Atlantic Jlonthiy.
Willi sockets Invented hv Vr
York man cnublo a, tenant of an
apartment to remove or re.irrango
eie.-inc iiguunu iixturea at win with
out tools.
In addition to being the world'a
greatest s'igar growing country' w ith
a production of 2.5SO.0OO t. r.s a
vrar India ulao la the grtatcst con-
who. thinking him dead, had deserted
him In tho house. Atlanta Const!- ,
imlon.
DUincr,
The Horoscope
Th Mars Inrlln km ,t
.v.i i -r ucujurt
'M'llK
..lonony, pr . 92(
Vcnuea nnd .T . 1 1 . i '
bent aspect todut ,,
trology. Uranus i- .
t'P to noon l u
(nutlonua In all 1,,,
na thn day ndvan. t
to push nil Ihr
Thlri la u piini
awny for theatrl. . '
t
plnya should hen ii'
direction of the ai , i
Venus forernats
Inti'ieat In tin ti,-.,.
be generally rco'
educntlunul force .
aui-h.
AruIu rhatlRea In
of Am 'rlcun tlnai. . .
cnted. A great tim
his tureer before l
.utntner,
Thero Ih every i
proapcrotiM aeason i,
thrro will bo mm h
Colonization n he:,
fated at thla Mine an
successful experimi i
tlon.
I'lirmers rontlnttr
llgn Influences that .
tation of crops moi
s
, 1.
"i n
lion.
A revolution In li i .
end ot the year ug.ni i , ,
by the seera Who fi.i . , ,, ,
tlon of ii republic
Kurtluiunkes In (' ,
Indlcnted nnd Ml. n ,. t
loss of 1 1 f through .-.
nnrea In other part . v ,
Volcnhoes long .ihi. ,
eotno nctlvt" mid thru i .,.
oils leaillts In Islands ,
ocean as well as In .
plnrea,
Tho I'rnaldent of Ih. ..,..,
la to meet pynblriiiM
nny that his predectss, , ,,.
f d. nn occultist in l-"t i .
He Ih to win grout poi a., ,
the peoplo.
Persona whose I. in'
should not make lui
coming year, for if Hi.
tried positions, thry u,'
Ingly fortunute.
Children born nn tin- i ,
reidlosH and fond of ndu i ' T
subjects of Aries are re 1
Inr nnd ho have the t i M , ?
waste time In pleasure nt
i . t
Bcnnifs Notebook
I Mil wouhlcnt lecic i i
nftelrnoon on neconnt
I pasted a big home ma i
her Milt rase with hon . !. i
Ing on It saying This s n' i ,- 1
longs to .Mrs. Wtllyum P - ,
Off nnd I wns standi' . a'
parlor window wishing I ij
1 listed of Jiwt looking nut .Ml f
SlmMns tame up. suylug .'n.
out. Henny, I know war. t1".
peitchy piles ot dert, con o
I tau t I Hint allowed. s
wont leee mo tor pastn : a i
on her suit cusc. I sctl
Well ask her ngcu, sed l'.id
I sed, I usked nbout 4" i.n,. i,
reddy, (5, I know u wn' i'i
In her room nnd you yen i u
to comu out and 111 yell dnu'i a
tho label nnd you yell l,.i 1. i
you did tho sumo thing ., ,1
mother loft you go out all v.
with i ran up to do, ittnl i u vi
sewing on tho sewing tn.v
I opened the window, r :i Ea
Close mat. tin you wuir uv p
terns to blow all over tht i- r
No mum. Puds Slmkl'is u &
, thero yelling something n-l I
heer wat he's yelling. 1 - il V
'Jest then PudJ yelled
i Kenny, come on out, and '
down, I c.int. I pasted
inn's suit ciu'O to du I.. , a ti
nnd I cunt.
Aw. wnt or It, I Jes i if
on my mothers suit tnse o -in
Ing and Im out. my imi.ii t. '
think It wus onythlng i' 1
up.
Henny, clot.e that windo . - l
Did you hecr Wat Puds ' i
I setl.
Close that window, srd ,i
Wich I did. thinking, A a
wat tho tlooso. .
Smoke Overcomes It riremrl
SHATTLE, Warti Apn f
Ciller fieorge A Jluiltm I '
other riremen were o'
smolfn while righting a f i 1
forward hold of the Nipr '
Kalshn freighter Tatsumn ) ' .
late last night. The fin
rined to tho forwnrtl sr
ship.
TlrilMi Army Kxs'rt
MKNTONK. Fruiii-e. i
Oenerul Sir John Sloven i
member or thn Ilrittsh ai
during the 1'uropean wftr
today. He served In Intl.
years beforo the wnr in
turned to Hngl.md befi ri
broko out and waa at the
an quartermaster ge-
forces from 1912 to Hm '
IUc.
i'
v J1 '
fin I fl
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H. V. It. Cut for Nirn
WASHINGTON. April
tary Deiiby took n. whack .'
cost of living for blue.' i
marln-'s today, ordering . .
small stores prices down
age of IS per cent, llw i
made poHnlble by nax
during recant prttt; sma-i
commercial world and M
had the benefit handed on
and enlisted mun at m.i
shape of prico reductinn
rroni 15 to "U per tent '
scale.
Men.
ii 1I
try
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,ff:."'
, 'h'
i.mf '
I. Ai
Soil surveys more or l-iv 'i'1
have been made over mine i
third or the United State.t xpn
of the department of agrn .i '
Japan now ex-pects to b"- "a'
on lOi hint? tii"ril,.,.Mit rMlltt t :i'n'
net iiii.lf.i- thu Mnli.Sluir'i
straits In time to havo It fit. -"I 'iJ
102S.
A rnhhnr tintlilnc? i-iin ha- a
vented with n nneiimatlc b I ,!"
cah bn inflated with a wiirf'
breath until It fita us tightly
it
Bll Vtt.
Ilrllish experts have de. nl' 'I ''
arbon monoxide, always p "'",,
nutomobllo exhaust gas'f. n
human system susceptible i ;1' '
monln. -
The popular shell frame with
IKl 1111 1 11 V ICJIT, tin- hi.-"--
vuxr . S6.50
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