TULSA DAILY WORLD, MONDAY, MAY 15, 1922
A PAGE OP FUN AND FROLIC IN PICTURES AND PARAGRAPHS
MUTT AND JEFF Jeff Gels a Hunch and Follows It
By Hud Fisher
Just Folks
Copyright, 1922, by Edgar A. Quest.
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OUR CHILD AND THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT
They arc taking care of their neighbor's cat
And making a very good job of that,
Kor the'next-door lady was called away
So what could they do and what could they say
When Bho asked in her absence if they would see
That her cat was fed as she ought to bo?
Now the cat is a puss that is highly bred
And on dainty foods must bo daily fed;
She's a costly thing, as you may infer,
And the common cats mustn't play with her,
And not for the world would they dare to let
Disaster come to their neighbor's pet.
They fret at night and they fret by day
For fear that Miss Tabby may run away;
The very last thing that they do at night
Is to see that the neighbor's cat's all right,
Thoy never could rest if their charge should roam
And perhaps be lost when their friend comes home.
God loaned them a child, but he didn't say:
"Look after my baby while I'm away."
So they seldom worry and seldom fret
For he isn't ranked as a neighbor's pet,
And never they trouble to count the cost
Or what God will say if his child be lost.
He's one of God's children, but what of that,
He's not the same as a neighbor's cat.
For soon will the neighbor bo home to find
If they've been true to their trust and kind,
And they fear her wrath, but it strikes me odd
They're never afraid of the wrath of God. '
Ye TOWNE GOSSIP
Copyright 19:2. br 8tr Company.
By ft. c ts.
Dear K. C. B.: On tho wall In tho shack whero I batch with two little
motherless boys there ! tin old newspaper with an ad,, the heading of
which reads: "The Man Who Paid." It caught my oye ono evening as I
was cooking, and what a train of memories It did bring! It worried me
o much that 1 wanted to tear It down and ofttlmoo I have had to pull my
nclf back with a Jerk, and some one hag said that In that way lies mad
ness. Then I thought of many others who nro paying for past follies
and that I was not tho only one who paid. So I have left It there Just as a
reminder.
You may print this or not an you sco fit. I nm only a ranch laborer,
not trying to break Into print, and I havo no one to talk to. You know
wnai mai means.
Cucamonga, Cal.
PAYING ron follies.
ir THEY hurt one's self.
AM) NO one else.
IS NOT so bad.
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IV l.Vthe paying.
WE MAY hurt no one.
BUT .HJST one's self.
AND. TOO.
IP WE must pay.
ron roiiWES.
THAT HAVE hurt some ono.
AND SHE Li here.
OH HE la here.
ITS NOT so bad.
VOn WE may bring.
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UNTO Tins one.
SOME HAPPINESS.
TO HELP ropay.
FOIt SOME old grief.
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THAT WE have brought.
BUT IP It Is. 1
TUB MAN WHO PAID."
THAT WHO It was.
WE GAVE that grief.
HAS GONE away.
BEFORE WE pay.
OUH DEBT to her.
THEN WE must pay.
TO THOSE she loved.
AND LEFT behind.
AND YOU have two.
OP THOSE old lovea.
AND YOU can pay.
AND SHE will know.
AND WHAT of peace.
WILL COME to her.
IN THAT sho knows.
WILL SOON or late.
COME nACIC to you.
FOK AFTEH all.
THERE IS no debt.
THAT MAN may owe.
THAT HE can't pay.
I THANK you.
Abe Martin
man,im. 1 rUl,en. n' she's a
a" e"ctlvo as a chaperone.
WV .MAKE PETS OF THEM?
lthmnm.en tre?i 'heir weaknesses
consideration than they
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I went crround to the store with
ma today to carry some of the things,
going more because I had to than
because I thawt It would give me eny
plezzure, and on the way home wo
started to go past the froot stand
and there was ri lot of grate big
orlndees plied up, me saying, O look
at the orlndgeo, If they was mutch
bigger and not so red you mite think
they was candelopes.
Wlch ma stopped and looked at
them, saying to the man, How mutch
are tho naval orlndges?
8 cents apeeco, sed the man.
lining a sklnnle ninn with a fat
mushtash, and ma sed. Well I wunt
3, how mutch would they be slppose
I took 3?
Well. I tell you, considering Itn
you III let you have 3 for 26, sed
the man. i
Tliata fare enuff, sed ma.
And the man put 3 In a bag, mak
ing another packldgo to carry but mo
not minding It on account of wat
was In It, and about 2 blocks ferther
I sed, O ma, holey smoakes, 3 ates
Is 24,
Well wat about It, 0 you meen,
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POLLY AND HER PALS Pa's Due io Change His Tune
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BARNEY GOOGLE Barney Gets Fair Warning
By Billy Dc Bech
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Copyriflil, 1922, Ijy Mini frtlum Syndintt.lnt
about tho orlndges, O my goodnlei
III novcr trust a froot man ngen, and
ho ed Is so honestly too, dnnt you
dnro tell your father or he'll never
gft dono teezlng mo about it, led mn.
I wont tell him, mn, It'll Jest bo n
secret between Us 2, I sed, and ma
sed, Thats a good boy, and I sed,
Sure. I wouldent think of telling
him, nia, becauso I know how he
would keep on lnfflng nt you, hay
ma, heers a good Ico crvom place. It
will bo a good chnnco to put down
our packldges n wile.
well all lite, sed mn. And we went
In and each had a Ico cruem soda,
wlch maybo wo wouldent of If It
hadent of bin for the 3 oi'lmlges.
Breakfast Table Wit
Crook Meets Gn-rlt,
Charles M. Schwab said In an
after-dinner speech In I'lttsbursh:
"The Connecticut Yankee In tho
hiiRlnect world "till holds hlM own.
Ho may never becomo a ('nrnegln
or a Hockcfeller, but ho never bo
comes a bankrupt, either: a modest
million or so contents him.
"A Hartford mnn one day entered
n hotel In Hongkong, tho Astor
House, nnd found that tho clerk
was an American In fact, n Con
nectlcut Yankee.
" 'How long have you workod
here?' said tho Hartford man.
" 'Ten years,' said tho clerk.
"'What"' said tho Hartford man.
'You u Connexion Yankee, have
worked here ten years and don't own
tho place?'
" 'Ah, but you roe,' the clerk ex
plained, 'the boas is a Connecticut
Yankee, too,' "
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'THAT LITTLE GAME" By R Link J Llr I ,4?
diamonds and darted out of tho
door?" t i
"He disarmed suspicion,"- said the
Jewolor.
"Yes?"
"Ho sulil he wanted to look at
some engagement rings nnd tho fel
low acted tho part so well he nctu
ally stammered and turned red."
No Escapo IVoni Dilemma,
netting out a newspaper Is no
picnic. Jf we print Jokes folks say
wo uro silly; If we don't, thoy say
wo havo no sense of humor. If wo
publish original matter thoy say wo
lack variety; It wo publish things
from other papfro they say wo nro
too lazy to write. If we don't go
to rhurcli wo aro heathens; If wo do
we aro hypocrltos. If wo stay In th
oUIco wo oucht to bo out rustling
news; If wo are out rustling news
we aro not nttondlmc to our busi
ness at J ho offlco. If wo wear old
clothes wo aro not solvent; It we
wear now clothes they nro not paid
for. What In thundorntlon Is a poor
editor to do, anyhow? Like an not
Homo editor will say wo swiped tills
from nti exchange. Wo did.
CASEY THE COP Give Up or Go Up
By II M. Talhurt