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PAGE FOUR THE EVENING TIMES E8TABU8HEDJANUARY, 1906 PRINTED EVERY WEEK DAY IN THE YEAR THE TIMES PUBLISHING COMPANY (INCORPORATED) PUBLISHERS AND PROPRIETORS I. H. LAMPMAX Address all communications to The Evening Times. Grand Forks. N. D. SUBSCRIPTION RATES DAILY One Year in advance Biz Months in advance One Month by carrier OK Week by carrier REPUBLICAN STATE TICKET. Congressmen— A. J. GRONNA. of Nelson. T. F. MARSHALL, of Dickey. Governor— E. Y. SARLES, of Traill. Lieutenant Governor— R. S. LEWIS, of Cass. 4 Secretary of State— ALFRED BLAISDELL. of Ward. Treasurer— A. PETERSON, of Sargent Auditor— H. L. HOLMES, of Pembina. Supt. of Public Instruction— W. L. STOCKWELL, of Walsh. Insurance Commissioner— E. C. COOPER, of Grand Forks. Attorney General— T. F. M'CUE, of Foster. Supreme Court Justices— D. E. MORGAN, of Ramsey. JOHN KNAUF, of Stutsman. Commissioner of Agriculture— W. C. G1LBREATH, of Morton. Railroad Commissioners— C. S. DlESEM, of LaMoure. ERICK STAFNE. of Richland. SIMON WESTBY, of Pierce. Seattmeat to he IinlcMd. "Let reverence of law be breathed by every mother to the lisping babe that prattles in her lap let It be taught in the schools, seminaries and colleges let It be written in primers, spelling books and almanacs let it be preached from pulpits and proclaimed in legis lative halls and enforced in courts of Justice in. short, let it become the political religion of the nation.' —Abraham Lincoln. LABOR DAY. It is rather to be regretted that the legislature of this state has not set apart Labor day as a state holiday. But it has not. The fault is probably an oversight in the wording of the statute rather than an intention of disregarding the principles which are involved in an observance of the day. It is true that we as a nation are ac cepting too many days as vacations, yet every one of them is an annual lesson in some problem which has been solved for the betterment of man kind. Great as he was as a man we do not celebrate the birthday of him who was "first in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen," merely because of the individual. is because of the pure patriotism and lofty purpose of the man, and these are the things which are set before the people when the day is celebrated. It is the same with the first martyred president. Lincoln as a man would have passed from the memory of men ere this except for the great principles which were embodied in him. True, they were a part of the man, and are what made him great above other men. And it is these which make him today the beloved of a nation. So is Labor day. It does not com memorate the birth of any man, but it does serve to instill in the minds of mankind the great and noble princi ples which are involved in the problems of the body politic. Labor in this age does not mean slavery neither does it mean degradation. On the contrary it is the most honorable of all mean* of acquiring wealth- It has come up from practical serfdom to be recog nized as a calling. Like liberty and free government it has not reached this position without a struggle. Some times the methods used have been rad ical and setomingly harsh. But the star of hope has always been in the zenith of the world's hope/ Labor occupies a place todaiy which is distinctively its own. It has se cured a permanent place in the in dustrial world, and while!the battle between itself and capital .is not en tirely over, the disturbance is only the mutterings. of the last guns in the distance. It has won this place upon its merits as an issue and will hold it because of its importance in the progress of the world. Equal rights for all men has been its watchword, and its principle—old as civilization— has been that the laborer is worthy of his hire. It would be meet that we as a na tion pause in the battle for gold for a few hours and pay homage to these principles. IIIS PARAMOlNTt'Y. "Bryans speech forces Roosevelt's nomination" is the conclusion reached by several leading newspapers and by a number of men of prominence. The Evening Times t'orsaw this re sult several months ago and declared for Roosevelt as his own successor. 1 No one familiar with the mental make up of the paramount Nebraskan doubt ed that when opportunity afforded I'iBryan would make a spectacular dis play of his leadership of the democracy V.npl (Wlare for a policy of judicialism ,that would divide his own party and Editor lid Mmifet WEEKLY S 4 .00 One Year in advance .... .... 2.25 Six Month in advance 40 Three Months in advance 15 One Year not in advance Subscribers desirinp address changed must sendlformer address as well as new one Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Grand Forks North Dakota. MONDAY EVEMS «, SEPTEMBER 3, 1006. 11.00 .75 .50 1.50 make his defeat in 1908 inevitable. In his New York speech he fulfilled every expectation in this respect. It was not supposed, however, that he would go so far as to make his own nomination problematical. And yet this is precisely what he has done. Whatever hope the democratic man agement may have had that the re publican majority in the next house of representatives might be reduced at this fall's election will be abandon ed as soon as Mr. Bryan's speech is fully understood by the country. The Evening Times has no quarrel with Mr. Bryan or with the democracy as such. He is a man of great ability and on this account all the more dan gerous when that ability is exercised in the wrong direction. His generali ties as to the trusts are interesting but they are not new. The republican national administration, recognizing the truth in what he says, and which is mere repititlon of what has been so often said, has been and is now mov ing vigorously but intelligently against these hurtful organizations and with results that have mfet the approval of thoughtful and conservative people everywhere regardless of politics. AN ILL ADVISED MOVEMENT. It is something of a regrettable fact that the women of the south have de cided to erect a monument to the memory of Wirz, the infamous com mander who had charge of Anderson ville prison during the dark days of the rebellion, and who was personally responsible for much of the sufferings and tortures of that literal heli, which thousands of men died like beasts and where living was worn than death. The people of the south, while in tense in their hatred of the north and ready to die in defense of what they believed to be right, were not inhuman. Their chivalry and kindness never left them even in the bitter struggle for victory, and it would be unjust to charge them with the inhumanity which marked the treatment of prison^' ers at Andersonville. j. It is difficult to see what the real/1 object of a monument to Wirz is in-f tended to typify. He made no great' sacrifices for the south, nor did hiA genius or ability have anything to df with the success or failure of thef cause. A monument to Lee or Jack' son or any one of a hundred othe leaders Who shed luster on the sou by their fidelity to principle and de votion to duty, would be applauded* by the men who wore the blue, anf* they could and would stand in the presence of such with uncovered hew because it typified something whifn was honorable and noble and griknd whether found in friend or foe. A few days ago the famous Ringgold cavalry of Pennsylvania, which iriet on a hundred fields the equally famous McNeil rangers in a contest for jhe possession of the mountain gaps wfcftch were the pathway across Mason [and Dixon's line, met ta joint reunion on Pennsylvania soil. The event was1 not new, however, for the two organiza tions have met on alternate soil for their annual reunion for years, and the stars and bars which the defeated veterans have carried at the head of their marching columns has been as freely cheered as even the stars and stripes, not because it typified disunion and rebellion, but because those who defended it on the field of battle were men, conscious in their belief and consistent in their purpose. Such isthe feeling which exists be tween those who have left to the ar bitrament of war the destines of the two sections whose industrial inter ests were so widely divergent. Matters which once divided the nation ha\v ceased to exist, and the hand which entwines the laurel is the same hand which entwines the willow. How re grettable then that the spirit which prompted the great victor to insist that the men in the surrendered ranks should keep their horses for use in the employments of peace,and.who declined to accept the arms of his respected though fallen foe should be defied by an attempt to perpetuate in marble the one man whose actions were a stain upon the fair escutcheon of the south. GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP. It is fortunate that Mr. Bryan came out for government ownership of rail roads two years in advance of the meeting of his party's convention to nominate a candidate for the presi dency. The people will have ample time to think the matter over, and when they do so The Evening Times has no doubts as to what their de cision will be. Meantime the republican national invention will have met, adopted platform and nominated its candidates. The platform will declare for govern ment supervision of railroads and all other interstate corporations. This is the policy that Is being pursued at present under the new rate law and under the anti-trust law. Mr. Bryan would have state owner ship for "local" railroads, or what are known here as branch lines. By Jan uary first next there will be 2,500 miles of branch lines in North Dakota, it is reasonable to suppose that should the state conclude to purchase these lines it would pay in the neighborhood of $25,000 per mile therefor, or |C2, 500,000 for the entire lot. The state may make such a purchase now if it chooses to do so, but it must first change its constitution with respect to debt limit and then authorize a loan to cover the cost of the invest ment. After that it must operate the roads independently of the operation of the trunk lines, v.-liich Mr. Bryan would have owned and operated by the federal government. It is a very simple proposition and looks easy—to Mr. Bryan. But is it a wise policy? The Evening Times does not think it is. It is true that a large emigration has taken place from this state during the last few years, the destination of which has been the great Canadian Northwest. But it has been the people who has made fortunes in this state by investing in lands while they were cheap and selling them after they had advanced to a higher point, and the tide of emigration does not indicate that North Dakota is any the less prosperous. The business colleges of the land are adopting to a large extent the plan of requiring a fair general education of the pupils who seek admission to them. They have found out that a business education built upon super ficial general one must not only prove worthless to the student, but his in ability to perform the work which necessarily conies to Mm. reflects upon the school which sends him out. The last of the state fairs for the present year will soon be a matter of history so far as the events them selves are concerned. But the influence which they had in developing the iirosperity of the great commonwealth of the northwest will remain like the foundations upon which a granite shaft have been erected. It is reported that the Normande. of this city is supporting the demo cratic ticket, although one of its own ers is running for office as a republi can. Will someone familiar with the facts tell us what the Normanden's support cost? Perhaps it is contin gent, like Sorley's fee in the Walsh will «ase. Henry Watterson says the purchase of the "local railroads" as per the Bryan plan would cost the states $500, 000,000. Your figures are a little low, Henry. The branch lines in North Dakota alone would cost between sixty and seventy millions. Judge Parker would reach the trusts and combinations through the common law. Bryan would have the country buy them. Thus does the good old democratic party get together. The large sale of school and insti tution lands throughout the state last year was the cause of many good farms being opened and converted into tax paying propositions. It will hardly be necessary for the democratic party to hold a national convention in 1908. The choice has al ready been made—if the Bryan man agers are to be believed. Between the new Bryanism and the complete demolition of the state and county printing trust The Evening Times is likely to be quite busy for some time to come. Bryan'says we need more laws and Parker says we need fewer. The state ments are in harmony with the ability of the two gentlemen to talk. The Baseball Style. He used to be a student In a noted var sity. He chose the course In English and he took the first degree Of him his old professor said, "Im sure some day I'll smile To read about the fame he's won by his didactic style." His diction was as pure as gold, his sentences were terse He wrote some rhymlni? epigrams, but couldn't sell a verse He had to have a place to sleep, he also had to dine. And so lie penned some sprightly stuff about the baseball nine. One day his old professor chanced to scan the sporting page. And there he saw the name of him he thought a coming saj?e. He read the spicy article and dropped a solemn tear The causes for his mourning were I he words that follow here "Then Mugsy doubled up and pushed a peach across tho plate, But Slat McCarthy seemed to say, 'It's up to me to wait.' It was a spit-ball Mugsy tossed it came so bloomin' damp It caromed on the atmosphere and closed McCarthy's lamp." "Oh, shades of Waldo Emerson!" the old professor sighed "I wonder what it's all about to solve It I have tried. It makes me sad to think I've rfilssed the fact," he strove to smile. "That our good language Is enriched bv •uch a graphic style." —William G. Rose, in Exchange. THE EVENING TIMES, GRAND FORKS, N. D. Stories of the Hour Chock Fill of Fun. A capital story is tolil of a university man who was the stroke oar of his crew and an invincible athlete on the football-fleld. He entered the ministry, and spent years in missionary labor in the far West. Walking one day through a frontier town a cowboy stepped up to him and said: "Parson, you don't have enough fun. Take a drink!" The minister declined. "Well, parson," he said, "you must have some fun. Here's a card saloon. Take a hand in a game." The minister declined. "Parson," says the cowboy, "you'll die if you don't have some fun." And he knocked the parson's hat off his head, and hit. him on the ear. The old athlete's spirit rose the science which had been learned in earlier days and forgotten for a quart er of a century was aroused, and a blow on the jaw of that cowboy sent him sprawling in the street. The parson walked over him as if he had been a door-nr picked him up. and dusted the side of the house with him, and then threw him in the road. As the ambulance was earring the cowboy off, he raised his head feebly, and said: "Parson, what did you fool me for? You are chock full of fun." Appearance Was DecletfuL Mr. .lames Gordon Bennett, pro prietor of the New York Herald, most ly lives in Paris, but periodically visits New York to inspect his newspaper plant in all its details, and careful preparations are everywhere made in anticipation of his arrival. On one of these momentous days one of the printers turned up in a semi tipsy condition, to the horror of his fellow workers but he managed to evade the foreman until Mr. Bennett in person discovered him. The man had previously slipped and fallen against an ink-roller, with the re sult that his face was covered, with a thick black smudge of ink. Dur ing the inspection he kept silent, and Mr. Bennett, saying nothing, left, and called the foreman after him. The result of the conference was anxiously awaited. Presently the foreman returned, and, shaking his fist in the Ink-smudged face of the man, furiously shouted: "Say, you wash up an' go home, and come back to-morrow when you're sober." "To get my wages?" stammered the. offender. "Am I sacked?" "No," growled the foreman, in dis gust "The boss saw all the ink on your face, and said to me that you looked like the only man in the shop that works, and he's raised your wages five dollors a week!" A Farewell Utterance. George R. Pock, general, counsel for the Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul road, came east a few days ago with Representative Philip Campbell of Kansas. Peck, used to live in Kansas himself, and he and Campbell talked together a good deal. Campbell is responsible, in a meas ure, for the government's Standard Oil investigation, and particularly for the Kansas end of it. He likes to talk about it, and he bored Peck stiff with observations oh monopoly, and es pecially oil monopoly. "By the way,'Peck," he said, "I wish you would read'my last speech on that subject," Peck replied. "It would give me great pleasure to read your last speech on that sub ject," Peck replied. And for two hours thereafter noth ing was heard but the chug-chug of the wheels as they passed over the breaks In the rails. In Allen New York. Former Delegate B. S. Rodey of New Mexico, who has been appointed a judge by the president, was one of the most ardent advocates of statehood for New Mexico. He fought long and well. A few days before he left congress, he was bewailing his sad fate. "It seems to me," he said,' that the American people, or half of them, do not care anything about New Mexico, with her marvelous resources, and that the other half do not know where the territory is. "A friend of mine went to New York to buy some goods. He entered a big wholesale house and said he wanted to get some stuff for shipment to New Mexico. "Without looking up from his desk, the man he accosted said: "'Export department on the second floor.'" Amusements The Maid and the Mummy. It is claimed that Richard Carle, author of "The Maid and the Mummy," "The Tenderfoot," "The Mayor of Tokio" and "The Hurdy-Gurdy Girl," has furnished more vaudeville and burlesque performers with their jokes than any other man alive. All his musical plays abound in good jokes and puns, and the less witty and re sourceful actors are always stealing i'r. Carie's thunder. His manager al ways maintains a close watch for men with pen and paper and, whenever one is found in the audience he is quickly and unceremoniously ejected from the theatre. Many of Mr. Carle'3 brightest lines were written for "The Maid and the Mummy," which appears here for one night only, on the 8th of September. PLAYS AND PLAYERS. 4j, G, a, s?, & Nella Bergen is to be the prima donna in "The Free Lance Company" this season. Maurice Campbell has deferred the production of "Pilgrim's Progress" until next spring. Margaret Anglin opens her season in William Vaughan Moody's play, "The Great Divide." Robert la to be seen this season in a play of New York life, entitled "The Turn of the Tide." Margaret Dale, who has been lead ing woman with John Drew, is the leading lady In W. H, Crane's new play, "The Prince of Money," just produced in New York Ernest Stallard, an English actor, has been engaged to support Henrietta Crosman in "AII-of-a-8udden Peggy." IRRIGATION. (CulliMI Cram Page 1.) fices and sleeping quarters for1 work men, have been erected by the Recla mation Service, and about an equal number by the contractors. Over lo, 000 men and about 5.000' horses are at present employed. The period of general surveys and examinations for projects is past. Ef fort Is now concentrated in getting the water upon a sufficient area of ir rigable land in each project to put it on a revenue producing basis. To bring all the projects to this point will re quire upwards of $40,000,000, which amount, it is estimated, will be avail able from the receipts from the dis posal of public lands for the years 1901-1908. We may well congratulate ourselves upon the rapid progress already made, and rejoice that the infancy of the work has been safely passed. But we must not forget that there are dangers and difficulties .still ahead, and that only unbroken vigilance, efficiency, in tegrity. and good sense will suffice tv prevent disaster. There is now no question as to where the work shall be done, how it shall be done, or the precise way in which the expenditures shall be made. All that is settled. There remains, however, the critical question of how best to utilize the re claimed lands by putting them into the hands of actual cultivators ana home makers, who will return the original outlay In annual installments paid back into the reclamation fund the question of seeing that the lands are used for homes, and not for pur poses of speculation or for the build ing up of large fortunes. This question is by no means simple. It is easy to make plans and spend money. During the time when the government is making a great invest ment like this, the men in charge are praised and the rapid progress Is com mended. But when the time comes for the government to demand the refund of the investment under the terms of the law, then the law Itself will be put to the test, and the quality of its administration will appear. The pressing danger just now springs from the desire of nearly every man tot get and hold as much land as he cah, whether he can -handle it profitably or not, and whether or not It is for the interest of the community that he should have it The prosperity of the present irrigated areas came from the subdivision of the land and the consequent Intensive cultivation. With an adequate Bupply of water, a farm of 5 acres in some parts of the arid West, or of 40 acres elsewhere, is as large as may be successfully tilled by one family. When, therefore, a man attempts to hold 160 acres of land completely irrigated by, govern ment work, he is preventing others from acquiring a home, and is actually keeping down the population of the state. Speculation in lands reclaimed by the government must be checked at whatever cost. The object of the Re-r clamation Act is not to make money, but to %make homes. Therefore, the requirement of the Reclamation Act that the size of the-farm unit shall be limited in each region to the area which will comfortably support one family, must be enforced in letter and in spirit This does not mean that the farm unit shall be sufficient for the present famljy with Us future grown children and grandchildren, but luther than during the ten years of payment the area assigned for each family shall be sufficient to support It. When once the farms have been fully tilled by freeholders, little dan ger of land monopoly will remain. This great meeting of practical irri gators should give particular atten tion to this problem and others of the same kind. You should, and doubt not that you will, give your effectual support to the officers of the government in making the Reclama tion law successful in 'all respects, and particularly in getting back the original Investment, so that the money may be. used again and again in the completion of other projects, and thus in the general extension of prosperity in the West. Until it has been proved that this great investment of $40, 000,000 in irrigation made by the gov ernment' will be returning-, to .the Treasury, It is useless to expect that the people of the country- will con sider direct appropriations for the work. Let us give the Reclamation Service a chance to utilize tlie present investment a second time before dis cussing such increases. I look for ward with great confidence to the re sult. By the side of the Reclamation Ser vice there has grawn up another ser vice of not less interest and value to you of the West This is the Forest Service, which was created when the charge of the forest reserves was transferred from the Interior Depart ment to the Department of Agricul ture. The forest policy of the Admin istration, which the Forest Service is engaged in carrying out, is based, as 1 have often said, on the vigorous pur pose to make every resource of the forest reserves contribute in the high est degree to the permanent prosperity of the people, who depend upon them. If ever the time should come when the western forests are .destroyed, there will disappear with them the prosper ity of the stockman, the miner, the lumberman, and the railroads, and, most important of all, the small ranch man whocultivates his own land. I know that you are with irie in the In tention to preserve the timber, the water, and the grass by using them fully, but wisely and conservatively. We propose to do this through the freest and most cordial cooperatlo, between the government and every man who is in sympathy with ths* policy, the wisdom of which no nvin who knows the facts can for a mom ent doubt. It Is now less than two years since the Forest Service was established. It had a great task before it—to create or reorganize the service on a hun dred forest reserves and to ascertain and meet the very different local con ditions and local needs all over the West. This task Is not finished, and of course it could not have been fin ished in so short a time. But the work has been carried forward with energy and intelligence ind enough has been done to show how our forest policy Is working out The result of first importance to you as irrigators is this The Forest Service has proved that forest fires can be controlled, by controlling them. Only one-tenth of one per cent of the area of the forest reserves was burn ed over in 1905. This achievement was due both to the Forest Service and to the effective assistance of settlers and others In and near the reserves. Ev erything the government has ever spent upon Its forest work Is a small price to pay for the knowledge that the streams which make your pros perity can be and are bring freed from the ever present threat of forest fires. The long-standing and formerly bit ter differences between t.n stockmen and the forest officers a nearly all settled. Those which rvnwii ar»» in process of settlement. Heirty cooper ation exists almoBt every There be tween the officers of the Forest Ser vice and the local association* of stockmen, who are appointing advisory committees which are systematically consulted by the Forest Ser.'ba on a'l questions in which they are concern ed. This most satlsta .torv condition of mutual help will le ac wo'coiao ro you as It is to the Administration and to the stockmen. To the stockmen it means more, and more certain, grass to you, because of the better protec tion and wiser use of the range, it means steadier stream flow and more water. The sales of forest reserve timber to settlers, miners, lumbermen, and other users, are Increasing very rap Idly, and in that way also the reserves are successfully meeting a growing need. Lands in the forest reserves that for forest purposes are being opened to settlement and entry as fast as their agricultural character can be ascei tained. There is therefore no longer excuse for saying the reserves retaru the legitimate settlement and devel opment of the country. On the con trary, they promote and sustain that development and they will do so in no way more powerfully than through their direct contributions to the schools and roads. Ten per cent of all the money received from the forest reserves goes to the States for the use of the counties in which the reserves lie, to be used for schools and roads. The amount of this contribution is nearly $70,000 for the first year. It will grow steadily larger, and will form a certain and permenent source of income, which would not have been the case with the taxes whose place is taken. Finally, a body of intelligent, prac tical, well-trained men, citizens of the West, is being built up by men in whose hands the public interests, in cluding your own, are and will be safe. All these results are good but they have not been achieved by the Forest Service alone. On the contrary, they represent also the needs and'sugges tions of the people of the whole West. They embody constant changes and adjustments to meet these suggestions and needs. The forest policy of the government in the West has now be come what the West desired it to be. It Is a National policy—wider than the boundaries of any state, and larger than the interests of any single in dustry. Of course it cannot give any set of men exactly what they would choose. Undoubtedly the irrigator would often like to have less stock on his watersheds, while the stockman wants more. The lumberman would like to cut more timber, the settler and the miner would often like to have him cut less. The county authorities want to see more money coming in for schools and roads while the lum berman and stockman object to the rise in value of timber and grass. But the Interests of the people as a whole are, I repeat, safe in the hands of the Forest Service. By keeping the public forests in the public hands our forest policy sub stitutes the good of th ewhole people for the profits of the privileged few. With that result none will quarrel except the men who are losing the chance of personal profit at the public expense. Our western forest policy is based upon meeting the wishes of the b&t public sentiment of the whole West. It proposes .to create new reserves wherever foreBt lands still vacant are found in the public domain and to give the reserves already made the highest possible usefulness to all the people. So far our promises to the people in regard to it have all been made good and I have faith that this policy will b^ carried to successful completion, because I believe that the people of the West are behind it. Sincerely yours Theodore Roosevelt. Man A tout Town According to a certain young man who has been a successful student at a local educational institution the past year "and who fras spent his summer vacation in farm work near Manvel— ducks are pretty thick down that way. The young man. in question tells a story of a recent experience there which, unless he is mistaken, should take a crowd of hunters in that dir ection post haste. It seems that the young man has been in the habit of repairing to a pond near Manvel of an evening after the toils of the day were over and re moving his clothlftg, proceeded to .lathe his manly limbs in the limpid waters of the pond. Here, away from the sight of man and surrounded by a friendly clump of small timber grow ing close to the pond, he: splashed about, diving and turning "watersets" in the pond, refreshing himself in & happy manner after the' weary moil of the long and sultry day. Not long ago, so he states, he was enjoying one of these frequent ablu tions when he noted that he had com paions in his sport in the shape of merlods of wild ducks which swam about the pond, paying little heed to his presence or the splashing made by him in his swimming exercises. These ducks were so tame, he states, that they swam but a few feet ahead of him and his outstreched hand could almost catch them by the legs as they sailed majesticly upon the surface of the pond. The ducks are very tame, and some hunter who discovers this wonderful pond will find a magiflcent place to hunt, with ample reward for his efforts. Some one unkindly sug gests that the fellow companions of the young student in his swimming stunt were mud hens, but he says no, and says it emphatically. "Tom from Japan," king of the bell hops at the Dacotah, is an enthusias tic hunter, that is to hear him tell it, and he has anticipated the opening of the chicken season with all of the de light and enthusiasm natural to the thoroughbred sportsman. As he went about his work at the big hotel last week, he whistled as he tolled and hlB leisure hours were spent in polishing the bran new gun he had recently purchased and trying on the natty hunting,.jacket and boots which went along with it, admiring himself in the glass and displaying his equip ments for the chase to an admiring and envious gathering of fellow bell hops. Nightly, his dreams were fraught with visions of great coveys of fat chickens as they arose from the stub ble before him only to fall to earth, dead or dying from shot sent by his unerring aim. Yes, Indeed, the open ing of the hunting Ifeason was looked forward to with the keenest anticipa tion by "Tom from Japan." did outfit Tom hadready for the chase. MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 1906, did outfit Tom had realjr for the chase H* needed a dog and be began to make inquiries. At last Tom found one he thought would eclipse any other canine In the hunting business, at least he expected him to do so, for be put up the tidy sum of $15.00 for "Skip," and on the morning of September 1st.. A. D. 1906, Tom, armed cap a pie, was seen passing down Third street out country-ward and a brave appearance he made. "Skip" was made certain of being a party to the prospective slaugh ter of birds by means of a strong rope tied securely about his neck, and, though the dog lead reluctantly, pulling back on the rope and sliding along in the dust behind his determined master,. Tom brooked no delay or interference other than this little Idyosyncracy up on the part of his dog. Bravely he strode country-ward and the chickens muBt have hid their heads in fear and trembling at his approach. Out about three miles, a covey of chickens was started, but the evidence does not go to show that the new $15.00 dog had anything to do with this part of the operations. Tom pulled his new gun to his shoulder and, bang! bang! bang! sounded over the valley. Not a chicken dropped. Tom turned to give his faithful dog the word to pro ceed, when his face took on a puzzled expression for "Skip" was not at his side. At the first sound of the gun,. "Skip" had taken stage fright and the way that dog mad$ for town would put to everlasting shame Art Turner's fast grayhound in a sprinting match. "HI Skip, Hi Skip, Hi Skip," called Tom, but Skip was—skipping—the high places only being hit by him in his mad race to get beyond the sound of fire arms, and the sight of Japanese bell boys In general. Back to town'wended Tom, for that dog must be located and the discour aged Jap almost forgot his new gun in his eagerness to overtake the frightened animal. Up to this writing, "Skip" has not been located, and Tom is ready to conclude that he bought a package with that $15.00, not a hunt-? ingdog. Cupid and two disappointed hearts returned to a village up the line, a» the results of the law's stern decree and the launching of a partnership bark on the matrimonial sea Will delayed for the same reason. A young gentleman, anxious to as sume the responsibilities of a bene dict and a coy maiden equally will ing to give her unbiased endorsement, of the "love, honor and obey" clause in the civic code, wended their way hitherward Saturday evening. They re side In a neighboring county and the law, which does not laugh at lockr smith's or anyone else, requires the marriage license to be issued from the resident county of the parties. A local pastor was secured to per form the ceremony, and the pros pective groom repaired to the court house in happy anticipation of se curing the coveted permit and later being made happy (or miserable as the case might be) for evermore.. The license was refused on the grounds stated, and this morning Love delayed found egress from Grand Forks in the persons of the young people. A license will be procured at the proper place and the anticipated event take place later. Wlneman Returns Tomorrow. States Attorney and Mrs. Wlneman are expected home from Sf Paul to morrow evening where they have been attending the fair. Louis James opened his season this week, playing "The Merry Wives of Windsor." His season will carry him to the Pacific coast. TO THOSE WHOM IT MAT CONCERN Everyone who jiwns a phonograph and reports their name at Getts' music house will hear of something to their advantage. MSSSSSs We would like to sell you your COAL this year. Now is the time to put it in—before the FALL RUSH TIMOH Ninter 8B0 The M. Ha Redick 1 HIDE & FUR GO. Northwestern Dealers in Fine Northern Furs, Hides. Pelts, Wool, Tallow, Roots, Etc. Largest and Oldest Hide and Fur House In the State. GRAND FORKS DAI. DAKOTA BOTTLING WORKS •Wm Minnfittiun and Jobtan* Carboaated Bavoratfes, Phosphatea. Fonataln Syrnpa sad an Dads of Flavor* Siders, Halts and Seltzer Waters N. V. float 10BM Tri-SUI. rkw 811 Grand Forks, No. Dak. Guarantee Stock Food Company Ill I Capital Stock. $00,000 easssg,, louii *. Bb