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2 vital importance. Indeed it would eeem that natuie has established that group to be ultimately occupied ac an outpost, •sit were, of the great republic on its weetern border, and that the time has now come for the fulfillment of euch de sign. The group now Becks annexation to the United States. The consumma tion of auch a wish would inure to the benefit of both peoples, commercially and politically. . ... "Annex the islands and institute them ac a territory, and reciprocal trade ~ will double within 20 yeare. Let the ! islanders feel that they are once and under the folds of the American flag as a part and parcel of the great re public, and a new development will at once take place in tbe group that will tenrprise its people and the world. I "Not to take the fruit within our gftrasp and annex the group now begging :ns to take it would be folly in ! deed—a mistake of the gravest nature, both for the statesmen of today and Hor men among ua of high commercial '▼iewe and great enterprises. Let the fßritiehonce get its paw on the group and Honolulu would Boon become one of the moat important strongholds of Great Britain's power. Great Britain will undoubtedly propose a joint ar rangement for the government of the islands, but we want none of that—no ! entangling alliances. We have had (enough of that business at Samoa. We f want no joint protectorate; no joint oc cupation there by any European power; no Pacific Egypt. We need the group •as a part and parcel of tho United I States, and should take what is offered \na, even at the hazard of war." ENGLAND'S ACTION. too Ships Ordered to Honolulu and So Protest Filed. London, Jan. 31.—The officials at ad miralty deny that a British warship hae been ordered to proceed to Hawaii from Australia. The corvette Garnet, IS guns, left Acapulco, Mexico, January 7 for Honolulu. She had orders to proceed irom Honolulu to Eequimault. These orders have been countermanded and 'instructions sent the commander to re •main at Honolulu until the trouble there i is settled. j It is learned on excellent authority that tbe British government hae not in structed the British minister to the United States, Pauncefote, to protect against American interference in Hawaii, as Great Britain does not expect the United States to take any step to which Great Britain is likely to object. Tbe Daily Chronicle says in a leader concerning the Hawaiian revolution: "There are symptoms of a plot of Amer ican traders in Honolulu, and it will fail. It is evident that the natives were •wed into submission by American marines, therefore it will be lees an act of protection than one of piracy for America to extend her eway over Ha waii." Annexation Resolutions. San Francisco, Jan. 31.—A special meeting of the San Francisco chamber of commerce was held today to consider the question of annexation of Hawaii. Resolutions were adopted urging the United Stateß government to prompt acceptance of the proposed ceeeion and requesting that the naval forces of the United States at Honolulu be aug mented during tbe present political trouble. _ Pennsylvania Favors Annexation. Habribbcrg, Fa., Jan. il. —the senate today unanimously adopted a resolution teaaxinti the annexation of the Sand wich islands to the United States, and urging the representatives of Pennsyl vania at Washington to use every means lv their power to promote annexation. PNEUMATIC GUNS. The Destroyer* of the Vesuvius Work Satisfactorily. Port Royal, S. 0„ Jan. 31.—The of ficial trials of the pneumatic guns of the dynamite cruiser Vesuvius began tbis morning. .In all 12 shots were tired, cix at a range of 2000 yards and six at 1500 yards., tbree guns being fired in succes sion. With the exception of the first two ehots fired from the Starboard gun, no ehot fell more than 20 yards distant irom the required range, and every shot fired would nave struck a man-of-war at the distanoe designated by the board. There was no difficulty in working the air guns, nor in supplying air to the reservoirs, nor controlling the shell by wind vanes. Crescent City Races. New Orleans, Jan. 31. —Track fast. Five and one-naif furlonge—Little Bal tic won, Elsie S. second, Turk Stone third j time, 1:10&. Five furlongs—Vaehti won, Fay S. second, Elsie L. third; time, 1:03. Six furlongs—Rossiter won, Little Addie eecond, Emperor Billet third; time, 1:16%. Seven furlongs—Flora McDonald won, Bally eecond, Pigeon third ; time, 1:31. Handicap, one mile—May Hardy won, Lombard eecond, Sir Planet third; time, 1:45. The Outflow of Gold. New York, Jan. 31.—Tbe steamship Aller took out today $1,500,000 gold for Austria 200,000 ounces of silver and 65,000 Mexican dollars for London. Foreign exchange houses claim that their compulsory orders to ship gold have now been filled, and unless the conditions change the consignments by Saturday's steamer will be very light. 'Waiting for Uncle Sam. Panama, Jan. 31.—El Porvenlr, Presi dent Nunez's personal organ, prints a dispatch from Bogota to the effect that the government will not take final ac tion in the canal matter before receiving an official proposition from tbe United States. Tbis proposition is expected to be made shortly. Powder Explosion. Cleveland, 0., Jan. 31.—Five kegs of powdor exploded in a coal mine near Zanesville. 0., tonight. Forty men were at werk near the ecene of the explosion ; •11 were knocked down and stunned ; two of them—Charles Koentz and John Da vender—will die. King Alfonso Has Scarlatina. 1 Madrid, Jan. 31.—The official Gazette announces thst the king has scarlatina. No seriouß danger is apprehended by the physicians. Atlantic Steamships. Quernstown, Jan. 31.—Arrived: Ma jestic, from New York, for Liverpool. Baltimore, Jan. 31.—Arrived: Chi sago, from Rotterdam. Dandruff. This annoying scalp trouble, which fives tbe bair an untidy appearance, is tared by ekookum root hair grower, ■till druggists. Hk Bar Fixtures and Agate Ware ■o many varieties. An elegant line to Hthoose from, at the W. C. F'urrey com- W >*ny, 169 to 165 North Spring street. NEW COUNTIES KNOCKED OUT. San Antonio Connty Dies a Bornin'. San Jacinto County Suffers a Sim ilar Fate. Both Killed In the Senate Committee. The Riverside Bill Rrcommended to Pass—Death of a Legislator. By the Associated Press.) The Herald received the following private telegrams from Bacramento yes terday evening: Capitol, Saceamknto, Jan. 31. Messrs. Lynch & Ayers, Los Angeles: San Antonio county knocked out in committee. John X Mathews. Sacramento, Jan. 31. Ed iters Herald: Senate committee on county govern ment report against county division by large majority. R. B. Carpenter. The Associated Press eunplements the above bulletins aa foliowe: biversidb county endorsed. Sacramento, Jan. 31. — The senate committee on county boundaries will report tomorrow that the Riverside county bill do pass, and that the San Jacinto and San Antonio measures do not pase. It is also understood that the St. Ynez bill will be reported adverse ly. A minority report will be presented in each case. The measures for the di vision of Tulare county will be taken up tomorrow. Tbe assembly committee did not meet, owing to the death of Chair man Price. ASSEMBLYMAN PRICE DROPS DEAD. Assemblyman E. B. Price, editor of the 0.-oville Mercury and assemblyman from Butte county, dropped dead this morning of neuralgia of the heart. Both branches of the legislature ad journed immediately upon assembling, out of respect to the memory of Assem blyman Price. COMMITTEE MEETINGS. The senate committee on corporations this afternoon arranged for the printing of the evidence taken on tbe reassess ment measure, and discussed what re port they should formulate. It is un derstood the committee have under con sideration a measure which will be substituted for Shanahan'a bill, and which will not be so radical in its terms. The joint committee on commerce and navigation tonight diecussed Carlson's bill making an appropriation of $200,000 for the completion of a deep water har bor at San Diego, but deferred action. Tbe joint committee on constitutional amendments resumed hearing tonight on the committee substitute for the Geßford-Godchanx meaßure abolishing the railroad commission and empower ing the legislature to fix rat.cc and fares. Representatives of a number of roads argued against the proposition. The joint committee on irrigation de cided to report favorably the bill intro duced in the aeeembly by Carlson and subsequently in the senate by Seymour, wbich provides for the calling of elec tions on the question of disorganizing irrigation districts on petitions signed by a majority of the property owners in the district. Such propositions not to be submitted to the people oftener than once in a year, and before disincorpora tion all outstanding indebtedness to be paid up, and all property bought in for delinquent assessments to revert to the original owners. RAIN REPORTS. Some Effects of the Storm iv Southern California. Bakersfield, Cal., Jan. 31.—1t has rained here almost incessantly for the pact 48 hours. The weather is warm. The Kern river is running high and a force of men are out protecting the levee adjoining the town. San Bernardino, Jan. 31.— The heav iest rain of the season fell yesterday and last night. No damage. Colton, Jan. 31.— The rain last night wa-hed out the motor bridge between Colton and Sau Bernardino. The dam and head gates of the Riverside Water company were taken out by the high water, into the Santa Ana river. The damage iB $1000. Redondo, Jan. 31.—Rail communica tion between Santa Monica and Lob Angeles is suspended. The tracks of the Southern Pacific and Southern Cali fornia railways are washed out. Re dondo has not Buffered. Both tbe Southern California and Redondo Rail way companies' lines remain intact. The storm has abated and the weather is clearing. Santa Monica, Cal,, Jan. 31. —Seven inches of rain fell for this etorm and it is still raining very hard. Both railroads are washed out, cutting off all railway communication with tbe outside world. This has been the heaviest etorm for years. The Thetis Wants Orders. San Dieoo, Jan. 31.—The United States coast eurvey steamer Thetis ar rived here this morning from a survey ing cruise. The officerß were greatly excited when they heard of the Ha waiian revolution, and Commander Reiter immediately telegraphed the news of his arrival to Washington, and asked for orders. John Brown Acquitted. Fresno, Jan. Bl.—The trial of John Brown, on the charge of being concerned with W. F. Baird in the forgeries which nearly wrecked the bank of Madera, closed today with the acquittal of tbe defendant. The Monterey Taking Stores. San Fkancihco, Jai>. 31. —The United States coast defense vedsel Monterey waß towed to Mare island today, where stores and ammunition will be put on board. Purcell Whips Walker. San Francisco, Jan. 31. — Arthur Walker aud Frank Purcell fought at the Palo Alto club tonight. Purcell won in the fourth round. A Closed Doors Case. Bakersfield, Cal., Jan. 31.—The case of F. A. Densmore, chaiged with crim inal assault, ie going on iv the superior court witn closed doors. Miles' Nerve and Liver Fills. Act on a new principle—regu'atlng tbe liyer, stomach aud bowel* through tbe nerves A new discovery. Dr. Miles' pills speedily cure billousnets, brd tustes, torpid liver, piles, con stlpitlon. Uueqimllei for miv, women and chlldien. Kiralesi, mildest turesi! tio doses 25c. Samples free. O. 11. Hanoe, 177 North Spring. OseGsBJiAH Family Eoir. LOS ANGELES HERALD: WEDNESDAY MORNING, FEBRUARY 1, 1893. MOST DARING ROBBERY. Diamond Thieves Do a Neat dob in Sao raineuto. Sacramento, Jan. It. —At 6:45 this evening the boldest robbery committed here in many years was perpetrated on J street, near Third. At that hour a clerk in H. Wachhorst's jewelry store heard one of the plate glass windows crash, and on looking up saw a man iv the door covering him with a pietol. At the came instant he saw another man reach into the show window and grab three trays of fine diamonds, when both men dashed off up the street. The proprietor of the store was at supper up stairs, and the clerk dared not leave the window exposed, aa it contnined many thousands of dollars worth oi diamonds, watches, etc. Max Gineberg, acroßß the Btre t, caw the window broken and ran into tbe street shouting, "stop thief," as the men ran toward Fourth. One of the men turned and took a shot at Grineberg. barely missing him. The men ran around the corner and 150 feet more brought them to a dark alley in the rear of Chinatown into which they ran. They both wore false bearda and it would be difficult to identify them. The diamonds stolen are valued at about $8000 to $10,000, be ing the largest and finest in the store. One ring is valued at $1500. SEVEN DAYS OVERDUE. Nothing Seen or Heard Yet of tho City of Peking. San Francisco, Jan. 31.—Up to 6 o'clock this evening nothing had been heard of the missing steamer City of Peking, now seven days overdue from Hong Kong and Yokohama. The tug Fearless went out in eearch of her this morning, and will cruise about four daye looking ior the Peking. The steamer China is due tomorrow from Yokohama, and if ehe comes in on time and nothing is heard of the Peking, the China will be cent out in search of her. San Francisco, Feb. I.—The Pacific Mail steamer China arrived from Hong Kong and Yokohama at 1:30 this morn ing. She brings no news from Ha waiian Islands, as she did not stop there en route. It was thought possible that the China would bring some news of the steamer City of Peking, which ie now eight daye overdue, but she reports that she caw nothing of her. NORTHWEST COLD WAVE FRIGID WEATHER ALONG THE CANADIAN BORDER. A Howling Blizzard Rsglog In Minne sota- and North Dakota—Cold est Weather Brer Known In Montana* St. Paul, Minn., Jan. 31.—A blizzard raged all over tbe northwest last night and today and ie still at it. A driving snow storm broke over St. Paul during the morning; tbe wind blew at tbe rate of 20 miles per hour, driving clouds of snow before it. Reports from the north west are meagre at the weather bureau, owing to the prostration of wires. Those received show some peculiar freaks oi weather. At 8 o'clock this morning at ' Helena it • was 43 below zero, while at Missoula, a lit tle over 100 miles north, it was 10 de greee above. At the former place there was a high wind from the west. Mis soula was simultaneously catching a small hurricane from the eaet. All through Montana, with the exception of this one point, tbe cold was intense. In Portland it was 25 degrees above and iv St. Paul 15; in Duluth it waß (3 below; Winnipeg, 10, and in Jameßtown 0; while at Fergua Falls, Grant Forks and Fargo it was fully 20 degrees warmer, with a high wind from a different point in each of the cix places. The snowfall in the northweßt was not enough to cauee seri ous delays, but tbe high winds caused drifte and they made through trains from tbree to four houre late. This evening the storm is more severe in the Dakotas and Minneeota, and the tem perature is already dropping below zero. Later reports from many points in the northwest state that the blizzard is general and very severe. Allendale, N. 1)., reports a severe change. At 8 o'clock this morning it was 12 above, and this evening it was 25 below. Scboole are being closed and business is at a standstill. A terrific blizzard is raging. It iB 20 below at Fluron, S. P., tonight, with a 65-mile gale. Water town, S. D., reports trains abandoned because of the storm. Helena, Mont., Jan. 31.—Thia Btate ie now in the throes ol the coldest wave experienced in eeven years. Within four daye 16 inchea of enow has fallen. Stockmen are uneasy. It was 30 degrees below zero here last evening; at Great Falls, 36 below; at Glasgow, in the northern part of the Btate, 40 below. Portland, Ore., Jan. 31.—The Bnow storm ceaßed in the northwest laet night and the weather turned cold. The severest fall was in the Puget Bound country, where a depth of 15 to 20 inches was reached. At Spokane the thermometer is 12 below zero tonight; in tbis city it is 14 above. Keeping Churches Open. "When I get rich," said a business man, "I am going to give away a lot of churches, but I shall not give anybody a church unless thoy will agree to keep it open on week days as well as Sundays. There has been in recent years an increase in the number of Protestant churched kept open tiirough the week, but I would like to see more of thorn. I imagine that ono reason why churches are not more generally kept open is tho expense at tending it, and doubtless many persona think that peoplo are all or nearly all too busy to spend time in churches on week days. "It seems to mo that the oxpense should not stand in tho way, and I am inclined to think that the number of those who would avail themselves of such opportunity for rest and meditation is greater than is generally supposed. I know that I havo never entered a church in New York on a week day without finding somebody there. I should like not only to have more of the churches kept open on week days, but to have them open for a longer period each day, and I would like to keep some of them open all night. It is easy to see that thero might bo many objections to this; still I would liko to see churches whose doors would be always open to every wayfarer."—New York Sun. BLOOD ON THE MOON IN KANSAS A New Phase of the Legisla tive Situation. Republican Members Arm to Prevent Ejectment. The Populists Bent on Breaking Up the Republican House—Blood May lie Spilled if lt Is Attempted. By the Associated Press. Topska, Kan., Jan. 31. — Speaker Dunsmere of the Populist house last night cent a letter to Speaker Douglass of the Republican house, informing him that the Republicans had no longer any excuse for staying outside the fold as they were doing, and saying they had better Btop it. Their furtbeir refusal to recognize the Populist house, he said, would confirm him in the belief that the railroade are sustaining the Republican house and paying the expenßeß in the hope of preventing the enactment of railway legislation, to which the Popu iists stand committed. Speaker Douglass this afternoon laid this communication before the Republi can bouse, together with his reply, in which he indignantly repelled the charges made, and suggeßti ac the best mode of settlement that both sides make up a case for the highest court at once. The Populists have not yet replied. Late tonight the Republicans are wrought up to a high etate of excite ment by a rumor that the Populiste will attempt tomorrow to remove tbem from the hall by force. Each Republican has provided himself with a revolver, and Bays he will use it under certain cir cumstances. If the governor orders out the militia to remove them, tbey will not resist their authority, but if the sergeant-at-arms of the Populist house, with his numerous deputiee, tries it, they will offer armel resistance. A STRAIGHT TIP. Henry VHUrd to Be Cleveland's Secre tary of tbe Interior. Washington, Jan. 31.—A prominent western politician, who will not permit the use of his name, gives out the fol lowing aa a straight tip: Henry Villard is going into Cleveland's cabinet as sec retary of the interior. Thomas F. Oakes will then retire from the presidency of the Northern Pacific and become chair man of tbe board of directors ; and ex- Governor Merriam of Minnesota will become Oakee' successor as the presi dent of the road. A St. Paul man, John 0. Bullitt, jr., a nephew of the eminent Philadelphian of that name, will be chosen assistant attorney-general of the United Statee. SPITEFUL PENNOYER. State Cannon Not to Be Fired in Honor of Cleveland! Salem, Ore., Jan. 31.— Governor Pen noyer received a letter today from Ad jutant-General Mitchell of the 0. N. G., aeking permission to use two brass can non belonging to the state for the pur pose of firing a salute on inauguration day. The governor sent the following reply: "No permiseion will be given to use Btate cannon for firing a salute over tbe inauguration of a Wall-street plutocrat aB president of the United States." Fruitless Balloting. Bismarck, N. D., Jan. 31. —Another ballot for senator was taken today, with out result. Cheyenne, Wyo„ Jan. 31. —There were four more ballots by joint session today, without reßult. Helena, Mont., Jan. 31. —The vote in joint session for United Stateß senator today was: Saunders, 31; Clark, 25; Dixon, 12. No choice. Lincoln, Neb., Jan. 31. —There is no change in the vote for United States senator. How Typewriters Differ. The quality of uniformity is one in which good typewriters may differ greatly. Some strike harder with the right hand than with the left, and thus stamp their work indelibly. Others occasionally "shadow" letters—that is, blur their outlines, by holding the key down too long or by strik ing it sideways. Perhaps the idiosyncra sies of punctuation are the most trust worthy earmarks of all. The force of habit impels operators never to vary from their own practice in given cases. Take the sentence, "When did you go there— Monday?" One man would put a question mark after "there;" another a comma; atill another a dash or a semicolon. A comma aud a dash, a semicolon and a dash might also be used. A skilled man always follows his own usage in such cases.—New York Tribune, A Matter of Breeding. Just why people should expend no end of time and money on the rearing of horses and cattle, taking every precaution that their development is symmetrical and har monious, and apparent!* feeling no inter est in what their own children uro to be, is a question that philosophers might well take up and study. Evidently there is something wrong somewhere, and the sooner tbe error is discovered and bred out of the human family the better it will be for the future of the human race.—New York Ledger. Blue Kyes and Great Mon. Blue eyes have always predominated among the great men of the world, Soc rates, Shakespeare, Locke, Bacon, Milton, Goethe, Franklin, Napoleon and Renan all had blue eyes. The eyes of Bismarck, Gladstone, Huxley, Vjrchow aud Buchner aye also of this color, and all the presidents of the United States except General Haf rison enjoyed the same cerulean color as to their optics.—London Optician. Unlike ie Dutch Process Qfa No Alkalies Other Chemicals V SK*i { '>.■.'■ bVM u~od in 1 lio preparation of W. BAKER & CO.'S PreakfastGocoa p, I ftt teiWffe tJ« absolutely - V VI pure and soluble hjfo i t f •,) I, 1 it It hasmore£/. / times ffl? ■ jffjji't yl| the strength of Cocoa mixed will, Starch, Arrowroot or 0 Sujjar, aud is far more eco nomical, costing less than one cent a cup. It is delicious, nourishing, and basils* X)jGB*TED. Sold by Grocers c t-ery where. W. BAEEP. Mas*. FREMONT WAS A RIDER. Be Hade Eight Hundred Ullel In Six Days. John C. Fremont, tbe pathfinder, dur ing his occupation oi Caiiiornia, accom plished one of the most remarkable rides of which there is any authentic record. He rode from Los Angeles to Monterey and back in eight days, wbich included a stay of 24 hours at Monterey, nearly two half days at San Luis Obispo and stops for sleep and meals. He computed the distance at 800 miles. Much of the route was through a mount ainous country, with only a trail for a guide. There was one defile (£1 Rincon) 15 miles long between a precipitous mountain and tbe eea. It could only be passed when the tide was out and the ocean calm, and in many places the riders bad to ford deep water. Fremont wae accompanied by a friend, Don Jesus Pico of San Luis Obispo, and a servant named Jacob Dodaon. Tbey took nine horses, driving the loose ones before them and lassoing them when needed for a change. They left Los Angeles at daybreak of March 22, 1847, and on a gallop rode 125 milee to tbe ranch of Don Thomas Rob beries beyond Santa Barbara, passing San Fernando mountain and El Rincon. The only fatigue complained of was by the boy Dodeon, whose right arm was tired by throwing the lasso and by using it as a whip to keep the loose horses in the trail. On the second day the party rode an other 125 miles, passing the formidable mountain of Santa Barbara, where they caw the whitened skeletons of 50 horses that had periehed during the passage of Fremont's California battalion in a terrible storm ou Christmaß day three months before. They supped with a Captain Dana at sunset and reached San Luis Obispo at 9 p. m. The inhabitants insisted on a public re ception to Fremont, and he lost most of the following forenoon in conse quence. Here the riders took eight fresh horses. On the third day they made 70 miles up to 8 p. m„ when they left the trail for a side canon to sleep. Early in tbe morning they were awakened by a stam pede of the hones, which bad been frightened by bears, and they were off at daylight. They reached Monterey in the afternoon, having covered 80 miles that day. The party etarted back the following afternoon, making 30 miles before night overtook them, and 120 miles the next day took them to San Luis Obispo, where the relatives and friends of Don Jesus insisted on another demonstration. Here they took their original nine horses and rode the remainder of tbe distance in two days. The animals used for this trip were California horses, which wore no shoes and fed on the grass found along the way, the only grain fed them being bar ley at Monterey. Don Jesus, who had presented Fremont with two native animals at San Luis Obispo, aßked him to make a test of their endurance. The pathfinder rode the older of the two for the first 120 miles of the return trip, and be wae of the opinion that the noble brute would have carried him the remaining 30 miles into San Luis Obispo, if he Bad made the attempt, BANKER HELLMAN'S START. How He Earned the First of His Hany Dollars. There are self-made millionaires in San Francisco. I. W. Hellman, presi dent of the Nevada bank, has a con spicuous place, Bays the San Francisco Examiner. He told about the making of hie first dollar a day or two ago in bis handsome office, and it was an interesting story. "I had come over a poor boy from Germany," said the millionaire, "and went to Los Angeles, where I had a cousin then living. I got a job in a store to sweep out and act in a capacity of general utility. I wae engaged at the rate of $25 a month and board, or about 95 cents a day. "Never shall I forget the first few jingling coins that were paid me. The exultant feeling of independence and the eatisfaction that I was doing so well put and kept me in good humor. That to me was a handsome compensation. It was a great deal more than a boy of my age—l 6 yeare old—could get at my old borne beyond the ocean. I let the money accumulate till I had $200, and then I bought an acre of ground with it. "That acre I have today, and my Los Angeles residence is on it. It is just diagonally across from the Westminster hotel, near the postoffice, and since then I have been offered, instead of the $200 originally paid, $200,000. I worked three years for my employer, and during that time in addition to saving money right along irom my salary I paid $5 a month and attended a night school. "At the end of the three yeare I had sand enough to start in a small way in a store of my own. I stuck to this till 1868, when I went into banking. Our bank was the first one incorporated in California south of San Francisco. It is about 35 years since I acquired my first dollar. Ite acquisition has afforded me more satiefaction than any of the sums acquired Bince, no matter how large. "I encourage my children, even the little ones of 5 or 6 years, to save their pennies, and whenever they got a little money have opened accounts for tbem at the savings banks. Tbe first dollar is a good one to invest properly, and when it iB so invested causes much pleasure. It is good, however, to have liberality go with business discretion. "No period of my life has been so gratifying to me in a financial way as when I was sweeping tbe store for the first dollar I ever had, attending tbe night echool and casting about to see what I should do, not only with the original dollar, but those which came along after it at that time." The Troubles of Uul Conductor). An old lady hailed a passing omnibus, which pulled up at her call. "Goodby, then, my dear," aoid she to a female friend who had accompanied her. "I'll write and tell you how I get on directly I've got there. You've got my address, haven't you? No? Why, 1 thought I gave it to yon. It's in this bag, I suppose, nnder my pocket handkerchief and my key and packet of eandwiohes. Oh, I'll come to it directly. I'd better give it to you now, else when I write I may forget to send it. That's not it, is itr No, that's the prescription. There—there you arel And you won't forget to write? If you see Mrs. Brown you, must remem ber me kindly. She's a sweet Woman, isn't sho? And to think ahe should be married to such a brute! But that's the way of the world all over. It's just like my poor dear sister Maria. She was as meek as a lamb—never did a bad thing ot said a bad word tpt anj%ody that ever I beard of. Brat that conductor's impu dence! If he hasn't gone again! Now 1 shall have to wait fur the next."—London Tit-Bite, Nothing New Under the Sun. "I nm beginning to believe that there is absolutely nothuig new under tho Bun, but that every thought is a revival or an imitation or a downright plagiarism of some one which preceded it years and years ago," said Calvin S. Southwood as ho warmed his feet against a heater in the rotunda of the Lindell. "Even the inventions that appear so brand new may have existed or their possibility been suggested away back before the' dawn of history. At any rate this is evi dently true in the realms of literature. In this line, if in nothing else, history re peats itself and the world runs in cycles. I attended church Sunday—fact, I assure you—and heard a distinguished gentle man use a metaphor as his own which I at once recognized as used once by Oliver Wendell Holmes, and which in different form I once ran across in an old book containing the 'Canterbury' Tales. Yes terday I read in a magazine an articlo by a writer of national reputation, who used as his own the expression, 'Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt.' "This expression was evidently taken bodily from the 'Poor Richard's Alma nac' of Benjamin Franklin, and this dis tinguished philosopher I feel sure bor rowed it either consciously or uncon sciously from an old German book full of folklore. Many of these old thoughts in more recent writers are unconsciously reproduced, and in their new dress can hardly be recognized. 'A guilty con science needs no accuser' may easily be recognized in Hamlet's soliloquy, 'Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,' but it appeared far back of that, in the sacred pages, "The wicked flee when no man pursueth,' and no doubt in other shapes ages before that. No, there's nothing new under the sun."—St. Louis Globe-Detnoorat. More Potato. Renan had a great contempt for mere words, however eloquent. One evening he met at a sort of a literary dinner M. Caro, the philosopher beloved of fine la dles, who set himself to prove tho exist ence of God. His eloquent assertions did not seem to interest the sage. In the middle of one of his most sonorous pe riods H. Renan attempted to make him self heard. But all the ladies were intensely in terested. They would not havo their pleasure spoiled. "In a moment, M. Renan, we will listen to you in your turn." He bowed submissivoly. Toward tho end of dinner M. Caro, out of breath, stopped with a rhetorical emphasis. At once every one turned to ward the illustrious scholar, hoping that he would enter the lists, and the hostess, with an encouraging smile, said: "Now, M. Renan" "I am afraid, dear lady, that I am now a little behindhand." "No, nol" "I wanted to ask for a little more po tato,"—Fortnightly Review. Indorsed for Offlce. I nice looking old gentleman with 4 florid complexion approached the ap pointment clerk of the treasury one day with an application for a place, indorsed by some letters of recommendation. When the official asked him a question he said: "Pleaso write it down. lam so deaf that I could not hear a sound if a cannon were fired off close to my ear." General McCauley thought that thie was rather a disadvantage for an appli cant for employment as a clerk, but he asked the stranger to write his name and address. The old gentleman shook his head. "It is impossible," he said. 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A Sanitarium to Be Estab lished in or Near Los Angeles. ALTHI Is a magnetic earth discovered Beveral yeara ago, and was reported to be a panacea for most all human ills, but io its crude state mtt wlltl its lailures. as has many others of lite import ance, but the discoveier, the eminent Dr. K. H. I'ool, has devoted tbe laßt eight years iv dcv el oping tbe material into a state or consistency that would make the applicatiou of the reme dy easy and effective. The treatment consist; of toe external appli cation to the body or diseased member of thi< cataplasmia in a neat aud comfortsble dress ing. The application gives neither pain nor inconvenience to the patient. The limit as to the dlsea.es that may be successfully treated with it is yet undetermined, but from clinical and other reports we %ould judge that its range will be large. 80 far lt has proven a specific in CONSUMPTION, BRONCHITIS, ASTHMA, RHEUMATISM, AND LUMBAGO, GOUT, &c. But its application has been chiefly in Pulmtv nary dUeases, Tumors and cancers, Sub-acute and Chronic Inflammations in any of the limbs or other parts of the body yield readily to its influence. Dr. eteel, member of the State Board of Health of Illinois, has given the method a thorough investigation, and has been using it in his private practice for several months. In his clinical reports he says: "The results ob tained from this new method are simply won derful, and beyond the comprehen.ion of any one who has not the opportunity of making a personal observation of them. This treatment haß been extensively used clinically in a number of eastern hospitals, and all reports are ihe most favorable ever passed upon any treatment for CONSUMPTION, TUMORS AND CANCERS. It has been adopted by several hospitals o Chicago and New York, and also by the cele brated Broadway Sanitarium of Denver, Colo., the eminent Prof. R. H. Pool, president; en dorsed by Dr. Andrew Shannon, Dr. W. P. Wil cox, Dr. J. K. Miller, Dr. U. W. Bno and many other eminent physicians. It has been late.y adopted by the German and Bnglish Physicians of this city, and the reports from thiß institu tiou verify the reports from other places. A SANITARIUM TO BE ESTABLISHED The Association Known as the European Staff of German and English Physi cians Intends to Establish a Sanita rium in This City or Near Here. They are at Present Applying the New Method at Their OFFICES, &OBX S. BPRINQ ST In an Interview with Mrs, Knight of this city, and who lives at the corner ot Sixteenth andTennes.oo streets, she says that she bar been soft' ring irom Asthma for many years, and for the past eight months has been unable to sleep more than one or two hours at a time, and then only when cropped up iv ted. and from the time of the first application of the material has slept oomfortably from eight to ten hours every night, and now hss been under the treatment three weekr, end is almost en tirely f ac ism, ifj t}n -Hi nit, el the dlieue