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THE BEGGARS' HEADQUARTERS Well Supported by the Prosperous Fakirs of Gotham THEY ARE A MERRY CROWD The Deaf and Dnmb Man Answers the Telephone and the Checker Experts arc Two "Help the Blind" Rogues New York, Deo. 9, —With the advent ,of cold weather the be ging industry always takes a big boom, and the mem bers of the "perfesh" manage to live pretty comfortably until the spring comes along. There are two classes of beggars in town, the really needy and the fakirs. I'ae legitimate beggars bave a hard time, while the fakirs enjoy life. Every one knows uior > or less about the former, but the lutter are a mystery. Iv the summer time they haunt the country districts, and the funny pa pers call them "Wandering Willie," "Dusty Rhodes," "Weary Waggles" aud "Rusty Haggles." The fake beg gars of the wiuter season in New York are lazy, nealtby tramps during tbe warmer months. They have to do something during the cold season to be comlortable iv their own way, and begging is the pleasanteßt occupation, to their mind. A few of them regard ibis as too ardu ous, and to secure a warm sleeping, place and enough to eat they heave a brick through a store wiudow, are ar rested and lent to Blackwell's island for three or six mouths. The disci pline aud tbe systematic mode of life on tho island is repugnant to the ma jority, however, although they ac knowledge that life there has compeu sat ing nd vantage.-. There is a grimy and dirty saloon on lark Row, half way between the bridge entrance and Chatham square, which is supported by the fake beg gars. Outside patrons are frowned upon, both by the regulars aud the proprietor. The lutter bas a good thing iv catering to the wants of his peculiar customers, aud he fosters it carefully. This saloon ia really the beggars' ex change. To them it serves the same purpose that the stock exchange does to the financiers of Wall street, or the produce exchange to the grain and llou merchants. It is also their club, and they have a happy faculty of min gling pleasure und business. They handle heavy financial problems and get drunk at the same time. Tbey have their competitions aud rivalries like other solid business men. Wben one strikes a "rich graft" he guards it carefully, so that the others will not interfere. If one has more "grafts" than he can haudle It gives a tip to a particular chum and enjoys a rake-off in the profits. But if a certain neigh borhood becomes dangerous by reason of the vigilance of the ollicers of regu lar charity organizations, tbe news is sent broadcast aud all the members of tbe exchange warned. The busiest hour of the exchange is after 11 oclock at nigbt. By that time tbe theater crowds have gone borne, and there is no need of displaying deaf-and-dumb or blind signs. Many of them knock olf work at (i o'olook ;nd spend the night pleasantly at the exchange, which, by the way, is called the Uetreat. The ones who knock oft' at 6 work tbe business districts during tho day and the uptown shopping e'reets. Few of them are avaricious. Fifty cents a day means unlimited pleasure, and not many of them work after this sum has been collected. Five-cent whisky is sold iv the Re trout, and one dose of it is enough to knock tbe average man into a stupor. Wilh fifty cents the merry beggar can sp9ud forty cents on whisky or beer at. the rate of three cents per schooner. Those who are in haste to seek forget fuiness use a combination of the two beverages, and tbe work is speedily done. 'Jen cents pays for a plaoe to Bleep. The beggars all meet in the room back of the saloon, as tbey are partic ular about privacy, and as one of them put it: "It would hurt the 'perfesh' if a stranger went iv there and saw two 'Help tbe Blind 1 men playing checkers or the 'Deaf aud Dumb' guy at tbe boss' telephone. It don't look nice." There have been so many arrests late ly among the fake beggars that they have been forced to adopt unusual methods to throw olf suspicion, A little do<> and a pair of goggleß were in tb.s old days sufficient to oarry out the blind dodge. Now the "blind" men take a hypodermic injection of some drug wnich gives the eyes the glassy look peculiar to the sightless. "maimed workman" is also fixed up scientifically, aud the man with the injured spine is similarly treated. Que of the regular visitors at the Itetreat, and by far the most important man iv the place, ia a clever rogue who knov s sometbing about drugs and surgery. Ue is kuowu as "Doc," aud be is get ting rich. He Axes up a broken arm for $2, a broken leg for $3, a sprained wrist for 75 ceuts, a dislocated shoulder for $1.50; a sprained ankle, $1; blindness, $1); rheumatism, $H, and paralysis, $5. The paralyzed mau looks down upon the blind man, aud it is tbe same through the scale to tbe sprained wrist man, who is at the bottom of the beg gar ladder. The paralyzed man if he is a bard worker can make $8 and $10 a day, but it is quite expensive to keep the dodge up, as he must hand over $5 to the doc tor every two days for treatment. "Doc" IN THE RETREAT gives the applicant an injection in both arms. They quickly bee me lifeless, control over the muscles is lost and the skin loses its color and becomes shrivelled. There is no pain, and tbe "doc" says tbere are no detrimental efter effects. The nails become blue, and the hand looks dead. The "Doc" is a past master at mak ing fake wounds, and he knows how to fix them so that tbey have a pe culiarly ghastly look. He is some thing of an adept in the make-up line, ami in a short time can transform a very tough-lookiug tramp into quite a respectable appearing workingman suffering ir.om a bad accident to bis arm, leg or back. The "Doc's" inoome amounts to almost 1200 a week, as he has a monopoly in his own particular line. Very few of the patrons of the Re treat are downright crooks, not from conscientious scruples, but because they value their easy-going liberty. They give a crook wbo tries to mix with them tbe cold shoulder—getting him drunu aud then beating the life almost out ot him and pitching him into the street. One of the star men of the Retreat is now serviug a long term because he was found out He was the champion tit-thrower of the oity. He used to wander through the millionaire dis trict and have a fit where he was sure to attract lots of sympathy. He was making so much money that he became reckless. He would walk up the front stoop of some millionaire's bouse, ring tbe bell, and, when the butler came to the door, he would throw one of his best tits aud roll right into tbe hall way. When the tit was over he would tell some pitiful tale and usually de- WHERE SIGNS DON'T COUNT part with a fiver. In time the police got on bis track, and when he was sent up to hard labor fit-throwing went out of fashion. To Detect Forgeries Dr. Bertillon bas discovered a new method of identifying handwriting. The letters are enlarged by means of photography and the irregularities, due to tbe beating of the pulse, are then measured. By comparison a val uable clew is obtained. Try our port and sherry wines at 75 cents per gallon. T. Vache .V Co., Com mercial and Alameda streets. Telephone 309. LOS ANGELES HEKALD: SUNDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 18, 1895. HANDSHAKERS NOW ON DECK A Presidential Aspirant Has a Picturesque Style M'KINLEY'S CONFIDING CLASP Reed's Genial drip.-.Harrison Has a a Particular Shake for All Classes and Conditions of Men New York, Dec. o.—The handshak ing season is now in full swing. The presidential race has passed the in cipient stage and candidates are be ginning to uncover. A few months ago they were very shy, but now they are coming to the front like a troop of dragoons. The personal boomers of each candidate are all expert at hand shaking. In fact, men of broad po litical experience know full well the importance of being surrounded by a band of strong and fir less handshak ers. And the latter know the reward whi h a ."aits them if they do their work well. By dexteriously shaking the baud of the nation more than one man has found himself in a nice cabi net job, where he could luxuriously watch the antics of other handshakers to win his favor. The princes of handshakers are the men who aspire to head the Republi can 'ioket next November. The D m oora'io handshakers have not sp peared in tlie arena yet. It is to early, according to their point of view, with no hing to be accomplished but a Wttßte of euergy aud a sea uf ussiest heartburnings. Not so witb 'he blithe and numerous Republicans who bave the presidential bee buzzing under their hats. The best plaoe to observe the Repub lican handshaker tn all his glory is the corridor of the Fifth avenue hotel. Every night one or moro of the aspi rants can be seen there, vigorously coining friends with his "glad hand." Each oue haß a different Btyle, aud the New York politicians already know them all by heart. The Hon. William McKinley has a brand new shake this year. He had what he thought was a glorious one in 1892, but subsequent events showed him his error. He bas discarded the 1892 hand, and also his Napoleonic mien. When Mr. McKinley greets a man who may be of service to him he takes a step forward aud, lifting his hat with his left hand, swings out bis right in a semi-circle and tilting his head outward at a confidential angle, silently presses the band of tbe visitor. Tbis ie known as the ''confidential clasp." It makes the visitor believe that he is one of the few real friends McKinley has on earth. It says plainer than words: "Stand by me, my boy, and all will be well. It ia a pleasant, manly shake, reassuring and graceful, with out being boisterous or presuming. It is said that Mr. McKinley has endeav ored to teach Mayor Strong, who is running the New York end of the Ohi oan's campaigh, this accomplished handshake, but without result. Mr. McKinley has another greeting, MKINLEY'S CONFIDENTIAL. CLASP which he uses on men who he knows are opposed to him. Let a Harrison or a Reed boomer drift into sight and the major hurriedly assumes his Na poleonic face. The bland smile fades away and two perpendicular lines show on his forehead. He throws his bead back and his chest out and looks the visitor sternly in the eye. He extends his band slowly and keeps his elbow olose to bis side, as if he wished to withdraw his band as quickly as pos sible. There is no gentle pressure or energetic shake. The major raises bis band once and tben lets the visitor's band drop. The shakee feels as if be had been greeting a man of ice. Tbe shake im parts a creepy feeling, which rune from tbe band up the arm and chills the whole body. Men who have gone through this ordeal have been seen to walk swiftly over to the nearest steam radiator and lean against it for half an hour. Others have been observed slipping into the cafe and saying "sometbing hot" to the man behind the mahogany. Nearly all of the McKinley boomers can duplioate these two shakes down to tbe smallest detail, an the resem blance is so true that the rumor is afloat that they bave been tut ore * in the work by the major himself. Big om Reed of Maine has ohanged tremendously since the days when be was known as tbe ozar. All sum mer long his friends bave been impressing upon bim the neces sity of squelching his unpleasant hab it of eaying saroastio things and losing some of his self-aseertiveuess. They bave worked bard to make bim suave and diplomatic, and have succeeded fairly well. It has been a tremendous ■ ■ I Christmas Present I Q 1 gm ~~| We will continue to give this week to every purchaser of $2.00 worth t 1 1 ,)f £Oods one bottle of FX EG ANT PERFUMERY, worth in any drug P( )V Fv VP iTV I)( )fl V store 50c - our P rioes 0,1 Toys and Christinas Goods are the lowest in * _/ ./ town. No more high prices on Christmas Goods since the Broadway Department Store opened. 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Broadway, Corner Fourth. • IHfUlji "•Q" _ ""~J^l.M+i»* trial to the Maine statesman to keep his tongue from wagging, but his long silence during the summer and fall showß how well he succeeded. Moreover, he can shake hands as well as the best of them, a statement which will be a surprise to those who knew him only in the days of his speaker ship. Mr. Reed has assumed a benevo lent, kindly attitude towards all man kind, ana his great height aids him iv this great work. He bas shrunken Bomewhat about the girth, and instead of wearing a nineteen-inch collar he manages very well with an eighteen inoh affair. He used to weigh 300 pounds, but he has got down to 275, and confides to his friends that be feels as light as a feather. When Mr. Reed sights a likely friend he walks towards him briskly and.with a large smile of delight, exclaims: '•How are you, my boy?" The Maine statesman's right then describes a rapid circle in the air and closes with a hearty whack upon the palm of the other. Mr. Reed shakes the hand vig orously, as if the new-comer was a long lost brother. He keeps np the shak ing process until he has had time to place the left on the other's shoulder and whisper in his ear how delighted he is to have met him. This is the shake given to the aver age politician—the man who may have some influence at the next national convention. When he meets one of the powers in the party, a man who will have considerable to say about who shall be nominated, be gives his diplomaoy full swing. Moving grace fully forward, he lifts his hat and ex teuda his band as if he were about to help a lady into her carriage. He shakes the other's hand gently with a short up and down movement. Benjamin Harrison has had such a long experience in the field that he can give the others big odds and then beat them easily at handshaking. He has a particular shake for the millionaire pro tect ionlst, another for the solid busi ness man who bas free trade ten dencies, a special one for a minister or church oificials, and others for the big politiciau. the little politician, the old soldier, and particular greetings for the leaders of all nationalities. Mr. Harrison's ordinary every-day haudsbake is classic. It is timid and modest, and makes the visitor feel tbat he is conferring a grea° favor upon the ex-president by acknowiod ingacquaint an • -.iiup witb him. General H i rlson fir it extends his band, then withdraws it a trifle, and then aliows it to rest in the palm of the other, who must do all the shaking. This responsibility makes the visitor feel valiant and brave, and is gratifying, particularly as the ex-president always turns his face upward with an "Oh! Thank you" look. Mr. Harrison is a strong believer in HARRISON'S CHI-liRY SHAKE tbe power of bu uility wben judiciously shown. He has got an iron hand for his enemies, but he rarely shows it. On his last visit to New York it wst hinted that Secretary of the Treasur Carlisle had a handshaking tet'dencj, which led some ot the experienced pol iticians lo believe he woold not refuse if selected as the standard bearer ol the Democracy. Mr. Carlisle has only one handshake for all styles and condi tions of men, and tbat is a bard grasp and an energetic shake. He clasps the hand of the visitor firmly, and bis long, nervous fingers bave the strength of a steel vice. David B. Hill, who has been gazing towards the presidential horizon for REED'S GENIAL GRIP some time, is a clever handshaker and bas bad even more experience than General Harrison. Tbe senator has a nervous temperament, and his styls of greeting his fellow men undergoes many changes. Ordinarily he is cour ly aud dignified, and shakes bands somewhat after the manner of a Fifth ay dim dude. 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