HUTCHISON'S OBSERVATIONS Tbey Cover a Wide Range ol Topics This Week Starts Out With Huntington's Dexterity la Securing Government Appropriations and Ends With a Riparian Case The ease, grace and dexterity with which Huntington secures huge governmental appropriations for deep-sea harbors in im possible places constitute the most spirit uello of the late manifestations. "Deep-sea harbor" is good, especially when the phrase is applied to the wild ocean In the vicinity of Santa Monica. If we have money to throw into the open sea, why not throw it in at some spot where Huntington is not landlord and porter and carrier and guide and keeper of the only refreshment stand and dog-in-the-manger —all rolled into one gluttonous, cormorantic land-sea beast that preys on innocent and harmless gulls? Huntington and his late purchases in the shape of congressional committees should be sunk with the first foundation stone for the deep-sea harbor. Any committee that would give this suffering city such a scurvy den as it has for a government building for 100,000 people, who are howling and beg ging and praying for accommodation, then give the man Huntington *3,000,000 to improve his own water-front depot at the long wharf —any such committees should be hanged, and should be drawn up in stantly without tiuarter. For such villains: We are but stuff that schemes are made of, And our little herd arc rounded up like sheep. Speaking of the postoißce building re minds me that the aforesaid shanty is becoming a nifjlu resort for vicious females and the class of men they look for. A tallow candle or two should be kept burn ing on the northwest corner thereof, to dispel the darkness wherein the beasts lurk at night, to the shame of decent people who are compelled to pass that shameful, shameless way. People who happen to be in the central Eart of the city and wish to journey to East os Angeles are becoming expert at chang ing cars. Tiie changes at First and Com mercial and Arcadia streets are not enough, other changes might be made at Court and Market streets. There is also room to change a time or two more on Main street. Within a few months we may be able to walk the whole distance for a change and to save time. The owners and abettors of the huge dogs that are allowed to range about the sidewalks of Spring street and the stores adjacent thereto should be chained up witli the dogs appertaining to the "dog-gone" people. Every few days some innocent person is mangled by some biped's quad ruped. Some people believe that the contractor, Furrey,who has the contract for the plumb ing alleged to go in the new school houses will have his work done within another year. The reprehensible fashion with which lie manages to bring discomfort to 5000 of the school children of this city for month after month would not be tolerated in a contract with any private citizen out of the lunatic asylum. Thousands of people do not know that because of his dilatory processes their children are compelled to put up with makeshift shanties in the place of decent cdosots that were contracted to be finished nearly four months ago. In all probability the people of this city are compelled to endure the presence of more vicious boys of sixteen or eighteen years who would hang about the public schools for the purpose of inflicting their company upon such boys and girls of the The Plain Truth <^~~^>^ ••• ls oood Enou S h for Us ... * A,ls Not W?ht, Your Money Back / /'famuli sell " lS ' toc^ay wi " be ast anc * turious. Never before in the history of Clothing selling has there been such a combination of fortunate circumstances . \ / for the buyer. When we move our two large SHOE DEPARTMENTS and open the great SHOE PALACE in the store now occupied by Mr. H. Jevne, the grocer \ / £9*s/ probably by the lsthof May) ' we s,ul! enlar S e the present largest CLOTHING DEPARTMENT in Los Angeles .and make it the "largest in the State." Like "Shoe C V/ Palace" so must the "Clothing Emporium" be—The Largest, the Finest, the Best and the Lowest Prices. * Our present stock, although it is the greatest assortment of real, fine \/ / Clothing in town,-has been subjected to a case of price-whittling-down that will till our stores with anxious buyers and make the selling EAST and FURIOUS. / Close This Just An Very Don't Your Is Like Unparalleled Very Miss Eyes Also A Man Effort Stylish A Word To Quality True To Have To Draw And Just the Thing You Might And you will find the world full of As to what is termed BARGAINS. To be told all about all the good The crowd of the year to the greatest The stylish appearance comes from a Overlook a good thing worth many dol« cheap things, but with your EYES AlO cent article sold for five is cer- things we have on hand for you in display of MEN'S CLOTHING in combination of high-class materials, | Jars to you; for we've gpt something good WIDE OPEN you will find it en- tainly a bargain, and you cannot call our' big "MEN'S CLOTHING Los Angeles, and an opportunity sel- perfect fit and artistic tailoring. Our ST^LES*as»to^ tirely different. The real good things it anything else, but we will this week DEPT.'' It becomes headquarters dom entoyed is this chance at wonder- : patterns are secure on all three points. are the correct and proper ideas for ttw are tew and far between. JACOBY offer you both QUALITY AND BAR- for the wise and prudent after one in- ful bargains from a conjunction of j JACOBY BROS, never do things , spring and summer of '06, with hearty BROS, otter you a good thing this GAIN combiiud in a line of men's vestigatton. many fortunate circumstances for ] half way. This line adds its bargain I K&Ll'iHnrc s s l u || ezed l "V , T ! ieBB week in fancy pin-check and mixed suits that you cannot close your eyes JACOBY BROS, always was, and buyers. Always leading, JACOBY j voice to the general price clamor of | 0 f our ol'Mr^ar?taUo^by and plain wool Cheviot MEN'S to. These genuine JACOBY BROS. always will be headquarters for good BROS, offer for this week three ! this page of strong quotations. You | the best merchant-labor—Steln-Bloch SUI TS, properly tailored and fin- Economies are in hair-line, pin-check clothing at little prices. Ten dollars lines of men's suits. All-wool, fancy- ; will find Jacobv Bros.' label on these • Co.'s GOOD CLOTHING is world-re • ished, which you cannot duplicate and fancy-mixed, all-wool Cheviot and forty-tive cents at JACOBY plaid Cassimeies, pin-checked Wors- j Cheviot, Tweed and fancy-plaid Cas- 1 nowned—JACOßY BROS, have the anywhere in town under $10.00. MEN'S SUITS made In the latest BROS, for men's all-wool Cassimere teds and fancy-mixed Cassimeies. simere sack suit, and you will find ! curS fancy" For only style, round-cut, single-breasted sacks. Suits of-most excellent quality and We do not ask Si 7-50 to $20.00 for j they are actually worth $20.00, and tan Cassimeres, light-gray, fancy-plaids I They are sold elsewhere for $12.50. superb finish. Elsewhere $15.00. them, as other clothing stores charge. sell for even more in some places. I and medium*browh plaids: selling for But we say only Here only. But say for this week'only But we say only from $a*so to ?25.00 all over this city. $6.95 $8.85 $10.45 $12.45 $14.45 $16.65 Per Suit Per Suit Per Suit Per Suit Per Suit Per Suit Jacoby Bros. ## Greatest Merchandise Emporium schools as they can conveniently waylay than are to be found in any other city of similar size. In some sections of the city this nui sance has become intolerable. Such idle boys should be taken care of in some manner other than the one now used by their incapable parents. The new rolling, tilting, gliding, six-foot, crinoline-hampered Spring street gait af fected by some lithe and diminutive women is the most peculiar step re corded. Now, let the Fiesta committees on premium awards devise some plan whereby the premiums will not be thrown about in the reckless and utterly injudicious man ner that was in vogue last year. The late decision of the supreme court in the Ballona riparian case in which it states that anyone is entitled to all tbe wa ter he can get wherever he can get it un hindered is the most authentic legal en dorsement the highwayman's method of procedure yet promulgated. Yours as always, EDWARD L. HUTCHISON. SCIENCE ASSOCIATION. An Interesting Lecture on the Los Aageles and Sespe Oil Fields. At the meeting of the Southern Cali fornia Science association, in the as sembly room of the chamber of com merce, last evening, Mr. W. L. Watts of the state mining bureau, who has for some months been engaged, under the direction of the state mineralogist, In investigating the petroleum Industry in the southern part of the state, delivered an interesting and instructive lecture on the Los Angeles and Sespe oil fields. The lecture was illustrated by a series of line stereopticon views, as well as diagrams showing the various geologi cal formations of the oil-bearing rocks and the structural conditions under which petroleum is found in California. There were a large number of oil men in at tendance, and the speaker was closely followed from the beginning to the end of his interesting talk. After carefully reviewing the geologi cal conditions of the local oil Held and defining its boundaries, Mr. Watts said that so far as developments have shown the Los Angeles wells derive their oil from a stratum of sand carrying about 10 per cent of oil. that this stratum la about forty feet thick and has an area of about 4,000,000 feet. This stratum would contain in round figures about 2,xr>0,000 barrels of oil. A careful canvass shows that 728,695 barrels, or about one tourth of the theoretical total was pro duced in 1895, and no inconsiderable amount was produced in 1894. Just how much more of the remaining 2,000,000 barrels could be produced Mr. Watts was not prepared to say, though wells Will probably continue to produce in paying quantities for some time to come. The speaker thought that it might be worth while trying to discover 011 at a greater depth than has yet been leached, though he admitted that an examination of the limited outcrops in dicated no such body of sand as the one now being penetrated, and it was shown that in the deeper wells, say over 1000 feet, water had been struck, which it was difficult to keep out of the wells at that depth in a soft formation. Mr. Watts said that it did not appear that the outlook to the west of the present Held was very encouraging, though it was possible that wells yielding small amounts of oil might be obtained. To the eastward the outlook, he said, is a little better. There are now, he said, 339 wells In the Los Angeles district. After his paper on the Los Angeles field Mr, Watts gave an Interesting re view of the Sespe fields, illustrated by some very fine views. Previous to the lecture on motion the name of the association was changed to tbe Southern California Academy of Sciences, an amendment offered by Fro • fessor Charles F. Holder that it be LOS ANGELES HERALD: WEDNESDAY MORNING, APRIL 15, 1996. called the Los Angeles Academy of Sciences being voted down after some discussion. An amendment to the constitution making the dues $2 per annum was also proposed and went over to the next meeting, as did also two resolutions, one that the association adopt an offi cial seal and that a medal be given for. the best paper by a member based on original research. The president announced that Hon. Abbot Kinney would present the asso ciation with copies of his book on the eucalyptus, to be sent out to other scientific societies with its other printed IN THE PUBLIC EYE. Sir Julian Pauneefote, the British am bassador at Washington, it an accora- f dialled musician, ana is said to have puo- Ished many successful compositions under an assumed name. The German emperor has had hie de fective arm photographed by the Roentgen process and the knowledge thee gained will enable the surgeons to give him at least partial use of it. Paderewaki find* Chinese music "full of dramatic expression, beautiful simplicity and evident art," but of course he doesn't approve of the habit which prevails among Mongolian artists of shaving their heads. One of the most striking features of Pro fessor Roentgen's marvelous success with the cathode rays has been the modesty diaplayed by the discoverer in his claims. He has recognized and acknowledged the previous work of other experimenters with a generosity that is most praiseworthy. The duchess of Marlborough has a young Nubian as a personal attendant, a living souvenir of the recent visit of the duke and duchess to Egypt. The Nubian sleepe out side the bedroom of tbe duchess at night. He attracts considerable attention even in Paris, where colored attendants are not rare. The biggest tip ever bestowed in any hotel in the land, so far as known, was given to Herbert W. Young, a clerk in the Holland house. New York, by C. W. Mayer, a capitalist of Philadelphia, who was ex pecting a telegram from Washington as to the success or failure of an important ne gotiation. Young knew this and, when the message came, took it to Mr. Mayer him self. It told of success and asftOOO tip was the reault. Tolstoi's hands are large and rough, like those of a laborer, and do not look as if they were ever used for writing. A recent visiter from Vienna found him living and working in a room provided with only the most necessary furniture, and without any thing to adoi n the walls. He was revising the proofs of a new book, and expressed his pleasure that the centor had at last allowed the performance of bis play, VVlaaty Tmij (The Power of Darkness). He ia living at present at Moa.-ow, but ex pressed his conviction that country life was better for both body and soul than city life. Joel (.'handler Harris, the creator of Uncle Remus, is somewhat under the middle height, and carries himself with a decided stoop, which makes him appear shorter than he is. His body is rotund, and lie walks with a steady stride. His complexion is ruddy; his eye light blue, and Ids hair and moustache are light and sandy. His greatest passion is roses, and in the early morning, when the dew ia on the grass, one can hear the snapping of the pruning shears, as Mr. Harris works in his garden in Atlanta. Washee Block, the noted Indian woman, lately died at her mother's home in Wa tonga, Oklahoma- She was a woman of remarkable diplomatic skill and a pic turesque orator. One of her sona is finish ing Ida education at Cincinnati college, and three others are attending the Haskill institute, in Lawrence, Kan. Her daughter, Muskogee, is an educated woman. Washee Block's mother, now over 100 years old, is the greatest nedicine woman of the Cheyennea, and un il a few years ago made annual pilgrimages to Dakota and Manito ba for roots and herbs. ' SPRING STREET NOTE-BOOK S. B ROSS Nature has provided, in her vast labra tory, material for tbe gratification of each and every sense of her human subjects, and California was not neglected when she dispensed them among the divizions of the earth bounded by latitude and longitude. Here we have the blue sky and the clear at mosphere which enables ua to view with uninterrupted vision the mountains, ocean and valleys, from points scores of miles distant from the point of observation, the intervening space softening rugged outlinea and the general effect, and adding beauty to that which is already endowed with ro mance and historical association. The fra grant and brilliantly variegated floral wealth of this favored land, together with its vegetable luxuriance, are of perennial character, and we revel in the lavish dis play of beauty and comfort, without real izing the exceptional solicitude the univer sal mother has displayed towards us. The sense of smell is perhaps the least important to mankind. Of course, if robbed of thia necessary functional pos session, we would wonder what life was worth living for. But allow it to be whispered that there are certain reflec tive moments when a good many people in Los Angeles And the sense whicli pervades the nasal department of the constitution an odd member, which could be tempo rarily dispensed with. A stroll down Main street, or Spring street, below Third, after dark, or once more, a venture in the neighborhood of Second street and Broadway, will furnisli large striking evidence of the fact that the human family possesses the ability to in vent smells which would make nature pause and grow pale with despair, or take on the complexion of a sea-sick novi tiate. A tamale wagon contains in condensed form more war-like material for the de struction of olfactory air castles than any other nuisanoe ever invented through hu man ingenuity. This detestable institu tion plants itself in the restaurant neigh borhood and the complacency induced by the internal possesaion of a decent dinner turns to sack cloth and ashes th» moment the owner collides with the odoriferous cy clone. A slaughter house in torrid weather is not a circumstance; the cheese which has made Germany famous is Oriental in cense when placed beside it for compara tive purposes; the reputation of the skunk becomes a foul slander upon the escutch eon of the playful and inoffensive quadru ped, whose worst fault is the legend about its deceitful appearance on certain oc casions and the breath of an Italic garlic fiend takes flight in shame along with the steerage atmosphere of an emigrant vessel just unloading at Castle Garden. There is no use trying to corral or imprison tiie smell; a musket ball would fall seneless if it ran against it. The root of the evil must be extirpated, and nothing but tire orcholera fumigation will perform the op eration. Fire did it not long ago, at the corner of Second street and Broadway, but it was the intention of fate through the medium of a refractory gasoline stove — not human purpose. But, sad to relate, while the diminutive burlesque on Cologne was being consumed, plans for a worthy successor were evolving in the fertile brain of the grieving proprietor, and the awful, diabolical smell which silences the voice of the tan-yard, stands as a monument to the burnt tamale wagon. The bicycle fraternity is strong and on the swell tide here In Los Angeles. We do not believe there is a city In the country. excepting possibly Denver, which contains so many "knights of the road" (on wheels) as Los Angeles. In several cases, we have ascertained that this property in the wheel market, however, is not conlined entirely to bicycles. We are exceedingly tond of the "bike" and though we occasionally change places with tbe thing, moat gener ally at the hottoma of steep hills, we alill lean towards It. But when they come stealing like a Shakesperian ghost past the coat-tails some houra past midnight, on a poorly lighted roadway, and the navigator sits staring straight ahead like a Sphinx with spinal curvature, the souls of men are tired, and it often happens that the emotions will rise to the tipper strata of the mental constitution, and a wild desire to tangle up that out -of-plumb neck with the crook in a walking stick, consumes us for the time. Wo ran against a ease in point the other night—or morning, if we remember our bearings with sufficient clearness—which served to illustrate this important excep tion. We were plowing through the dark ness, some dust and a few castor oil plants, and jußt crossing the road ahead was a man of plethoric physical develop ment uud abounding in the lines which gave nature a reputation and indicated in this instance a large accumulation of adipose tissue. This pilgrim was attend ing Btrietly to his own affairs, and was us ing his legs with all the diligence be pos sessed to shorten the distance between himself and his couch. There was no ul terior object in that gait--ao such popular conceit as a health stroll, no constitu tional diversion, no fresh air exercise as sociated with that toilsome progress through his "slough of despond." Hs was just tired, and was communing with him self with much earnestness, and the es sence of his dialogue pearcd to be an entanglement with the suoject of who paid for the last installment of liquid refresh ments, und the sorrow he experienced over a mistake in swallowing a few carpet tacks in place of cloves. His breath was per ceptible—to the car, 1 mean, and altogether it was hard work, and cur sympathies were enlisted from the start. Just then, down the hill came flying along one of those humped-hacked spec ters, pointed straight for the lonely pedes trian. It stopped our breath and our heart beating as we saw the coining catastrophe, for we knew no power on earth could avert a collision. We were not mistaken. The fiend on wheels failed to miss the traveler by only a few inches we should judge, but it was enougti. The result was that they scraped up acquaintance on the principle of the sentiments which surround the rear apartments of a mule, and then separate 1 before they had time to cement it all with the hand-shaking formula. The hand shaking took place when the demoralized man who loeomoted with the feet of him, finally decided to give up his astronomical investigations and get up; but his hands wore closed up, and the sbakl >g was on the principle of the Marquis of Queensbury code. By the time be hud gotten his feet under the portions of his body which al lowed the laws of gravitation to operate properly, the wheelman had disappeared in the gloom of night, without any further manifestation of friendship. The lonoly man—did he swear, you ask US? Ho did. The tilings lie said involved the reputation of the rider's ancestry mainly, though some allusion was made to the moral status of the wheelman, his integrity and station in life, his personal 1 traits, such as the question of cleanliness, 1 etc., and with much emphasis, his inability to return and repeat the rather dramatic ceremony of introduction, or submit to an interview on how he did it. It lasted some time, when he finally saw us, and bo im mediately began to convert us with the ■ justice of his claims and the force of his oratory. We fell In quickly with his views | and assured him of our undying and per petual sympathy, and our belief that bis accusations should stand until better proof in rebuttal were produced than the tragedy so far had afforded; and with many assur ances of his appreciation and the surfoit o' friendship he had so soon contracted for us in the hour of his tribulation, he am bled off oncß more. Once in a while the people of Los An geles g-.-t a good tiling ia the musical or artistic or theatrical line. But as n gen eral rule the west, the far wast, is slighted, for various reasons, on this score. There are no peop'e on this earth in whom ad miration for talent and artistic genius is engrafted deeper than in the breasts of Americans. Whether this rare gift is exhibited in the form of a long-haired virtuoso or maestro who can successfully navigate the dangerous depths of a Bee thoven sonate, a Bsch fugue, the technical pyrotechnics of a production of Paganini or interpret Tartlni's nightmare related in the Devil's Sonate; the Thespian who can passably illustrate Shakespeare's meaning in his Gloucester, Henry or Hamlet; or the vocal demigod who can place them on terms of acquaintanceebip with Wagner, Kosslni, Verdi, Gounod, Bellini, etc., or throw the light of understanding upon the tuneful setting of Goethe's great concep tions, it is all the same; there is no place in existence where the genius can reap the dollar harvest as here in America. But in accordance with this rule, the class which finds Europe ond the far east of this country not sutHciently app ecia tive of their sterling qualities to risk idle cash in an investigation, find their way to the west, and especially cities hovering about the 100,000 population mark. Of course, there are exceptions to this: the two greatest living artists of their kind, Vsaye and Paderewski, were with us not long ago; but nevertheless the rule gener ally is as stated. One thing in certain, however. While the troupes which do come here foi our de lectation (and money) generally mean to give something in return for our patronage, in other words, to make us laugh, cry, or else keep us from indulging In these lux uries—the proprietors or managers of the houses evidently have not considered that a financial remuneration for thsso kindly oltic.es is quite sufficient, and that a sort of counter-irritant in the shape of novelty should !)e thrown in.on the heels and horns plan. The man with the note hook feels with the intuition of past experience that it must make the knees of an operatic as pirant quake when he walks into our the aters, and is confronted with a curtain having the appearance of a patch-work or crazy quilt, or the seat of a nether garment of a white-wash artist, and jammed full of gratituous advice on what to wear when you go to a funeral or other cheerful oatertainment and where to get it for an insignificant consideration, or DOW to cure an attack of measles or tooth ache with malarial lassitude thrown in.and where you can buy a second-hand stove or pawn your overcoat with an avuncular rel ative next door to where the greatest sac rifice sale of artilicial hair in the history of our glorious nation is going on. ft is n lucky circumstance, to my idea, that there is not another counterpart of these mons trosities on the ceiling where tno stage favorites can see them, else, who knows, when in tiie midst of such a blood-curd ling scene as wtiere the heavy villain, with uplifted knife says "will you be mine, Pauline" the heroine might absent-mind edly murmur "bet yer life if you'll buy me a Slani-bang bicycle. - ' In one of tiie theaters, a wild attempt at internal mural decoration has been made. We all have been struck with the perplexities involved ill the problem whether the golden haired (or some other shaded) muse up over the stage is walk ing forward or is on the retrograde. Her fuce presents to the audience a smile of greeting, and she apppesrs to be ad vancing, but as the eye drops a little to the means of locimotion, doubt takes a hand in the game, and there is an uneasy feeling that she is deceiving us, and while her fane says one thing, her pedal extremities say another, and we are re minded of Captain Marryatt's encomium on womankind in his Pacha of Many Tales. Then there is another daub which the audience havo been pleased to designate Trilby, I presume on account of the dimensions of those useful mem bers which have lately acquired that dis tinctive name. Those feet, were evidently built by the artist before the rest of the body was applied, and ho found that if he kept his proportions, there would prob ably ba room enough if the ceiling was raised about two more stories. Then this ombryo Murillo evidently forgot to curtail I the pedal expanse and proceeded to If You Want ... | Your hair dressed in latest style; Ifl you want your face cleared of wrin- I kles, freckles, tan, sallowness; if yo*» j I want gray hair turned to original col* l i or; it voii want that torturing, distig- J !in int. superfluous hair removed once 11 j and forever; if you want expert man- '1 i icuring; if you want to buy any ofij I Mrs. Nettie Harrison's famous toilet -I articles, you can get what you wish 1 to your satisfaction by calling on ij MRS. A. McDOW, * | i 324 vv. Fourth St., Los Angeles, Cal. 1 I Near Hill. s ' 1 LOLA ' 1 MONTEZ J^^h Gives satisfaction where other skin rL It is made solely by jISR America's Beauty Doctor, ' ktw**l | MRS. NETTIE HARRISON, ' | 40 and 42 San Francisco, Cal I l,eary St. I mount a regulation sized figure' upon \ those tremendous developments. The re sult was announced at the time his fame was extinguished— when the public ■turn* bled over those feet. Women in Every Sphere An Oklahoma man has sued for divorce on the ground that his wife is so poor m cook—or is so good a cook—that ha has) ! dyspepsia. i Isabel Warrell Ball, a correspondent for a western paper, has a seat in the press | gallery in congress. She is the first worn* ■ an granted that privilege. The czarina lias departed from the Rue. sian custom, and insists upon nursing her own baby. She evidently thinks the claims) of motherhood are as great as those of roy« alty. What Wise rien Have Said Ideas are the factors that lift civilization. They create revolutions. There ia more) dynamite in an idea than in many bombs. —Bishop Vincent. When suffering lias broken up the soil and made the furrows soft, then can be implanted the hardy virtues which out* | brave the storm. —Punshon. I Truth is so great a perfection that if I God would render himself visible to me Ihe would choose light for his body and j truth for his soul.—Pythagoras. I ' j Holding Party Above Everything I It is a do-nothing congress, sure enourlil < The Republican majority is unprecedented, j but that majority dare not make a move I for fear it may hurt the chances of this or , that leader in the fight for the presidency. E.ery bit of legislation that comes up for | consideration is acted upon only with a I view to its political bearing.—Philadelphia, i Record. It is hardly worth anyone's while to) take the risk of waiting: for a cough, cold or any lung trouble "to go as It < nnie." when a remedy so pure and thorough as Dr. D. Jayne's Expectorant is so easily procurable. The Nickel Creamery i lias the largest plant for making butter I and ice cream in the city. 542 S. 'Spring. The Handsomest Place I In the city, delicious drinks, ice cn>am and ' candy, iiOG S. Broadway. 3