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A SPECIAL NEWS SERVICE Tho Herald has a special anil exclusive telegraph service that is uncqiialed hy any paper west of Chicago with thu Single exception of the San Francisco Eiaminer. Not only is to be found in these pages the full report of tho Associated Press, the greatest newsgatheriiig agency ln the world, but an exclusive service from special correspondents at San Francisco, Chicago, New York, and Washington, who have exceptional advantages by their connection witli the greatest news papers in those cities. The full reports of the Associated Press, day and night, amount in ail to an aver age of 25000 words. These aye daily supplemented in The Herald by exclusive dispatches, w'bicli vary from 500 to 2000 words per day, IS IT DONE TO FRIGHTEN? Almost daily there are dispatches on the attitude of European nations in the threatened imbroglio between this coun try and Spain. We are told what Aus tria, France, Germany, Russia, and even Great Britain, are going to do. There have been dispatches from which It may be inferred that all European nations are against us and are about to mobilize their armies and navies to help 6pain. If the dispatches do not go as far as that, they convey the impression that European sympathies are adverse to this country. Why ls all this stuff dinged into our ears? Is it to frighten the American peo ple? They have made it known through out our entire history that the mcr formidable the enemy the more patri otic, courageous and energi tic they be come. If the cause is just they do not stop to count the foe. They are not stupid, nor ignorant of facts and condi tions. No doubt there is a sympathy on the part of Austria with Spain. Ever since Charles V the blood of the Hapsburgs has flowed in the veins of Spanish kings, except Joseph Bonaparte; the present boy king is partly of Austrian lineage. But Austria has her hands full at home, ln the strifes between Germans, Hun garians, Czechs and the other nineteen factions of her conglomerated popula tion. Austria, too, is almost as bank rupt as Spain. That French capitalists bold a large number of Spanish bonds is no doubt true, and they want to get their money. But the French government is repub lican, and the French people would never tolerate a war to support monarchical and oppressive rule of any people. Germany is disgruntled by our tariff legislation, especially by that feature of the Dlngley law which increases the duty on German sugar to the extent that Germany pays a bounty on that Which her people produce lor exporta tion. A war on the part of that coun try to perpetuate Spain's oppressive and barbarous rule in Cuba would be un popular and would exacerbate the spirit which in that empire is agitating for larger liberties for the people. Russia has been our consistent and continuous friend, and has schemes of her own In other than European lands. It would do her no good to assist Spain to retain her plundered dependencies. Great Britain has endless complica tions, and her true interest is to remain at peace with us. The sensational dispatches In regard to the attitude of the great European nations are manufactured tor a pur pose; not to frighten the American peo ple, but the American president. They proceed from bondholders and stock jobbers. Wall sir. et is alarmed, berause business has Blackened and securities have fallen in price In consequence of the war flurry. Tiny know the obliga tions McKinley is under to the money power in providing funds to secure his election, and they are making use of their leverage to control him, They recognize that it is an influence more potential than the sentlmi nt of the people. The president has announced that he will not wage un "unholy war." It is in evidence that he may be In a frame of mind to be pulled down. Though he has displayed energy in preparations for war, there Is a lurking feeling that It has been done as a bluff and for the purpose of securing a diplomatic ad vantage. An "unholy war"! What war can be holier than one in behalf of human lib erty, to relieve a people from oppres sion and plunder to which they have been subjected for more than a century? If the president ten months ago had recognized Cuban belligerency thera would have been no destruction of the Maine, and thousands upon thousands of reconcentrados would not have suf fered and died from starvation. These are humanitarian features, and besides this the dllatoiiness of our government has caused immense losses to our citizens of property In Cuba and to our commerce with that prolific Isl and. J The Cuban patriots have as just a cause for seeking relief from Spanish rule as our forefathers had in engaging In the war of the revolution. They are entitled, not only to our compassionate regard, but to such active aid as may be justified by the laws of nations. Recognizing belligerent rights is not a casus belli; for if a great nation can not exercise its own judgment as to when a proper case for such action arises, It is not free and Independent, The American people do not want war if It can be honorably avoided. They would not be satisfied, however, with any settlement of the present affair with Spain short of recognition of Cuban'in dependence. The Cuban patriots have fought three years for their liberties, and as they are on the point of real izing their aspirations, it would be cruel for our government to take action that would tend to prolong their mis eries. The situation is such that to de mand that Spain withdraw from Cuba would be justifiable on all grounds, and if such demand leads to war the people of this country, with almost one voice, would say, Let it come. THE PATHETIC SIDE There is a pathetic side to the rush to the gold fields of Alaska. There is something more than the greed for riches that has possessed the adven turers. It has come to pass in this country, as in older countries, that gold hunting is almost the only channel left open to the poor man by which he may achieve riches quickly. Nearly all avenues to great and speedy wealth have beet: usurped by those who have allied them selves together In various forms of monopoly. The average man sees the rich growing very much richer. There is a great and constantly increasing class who are growing poorer. Others, whose condition as a class has slightly improved, find themselves still at the mercy of the monopolist. That it takes money to make money does not now cor rectly describe the situation. It takes a great deal of money to make money, and the influence of capital as a money maker is directed against those who do not possess it. There is a community of interest that is exerted with irre sistible and merciless power. The average laboring man sees and feels these things. He may not under stand exactly how things operate, but he knows the effects and feels t,hem. He sees that as matters are going nt present it is useless to kick against the pricks. He can neither oppose monop oly nor be of it. He merely exists. Alaska and the Klondike opened up a new opportunity to escape from be tween the millstones and achieve great and sudden riches. The man who owns a gold mine worth n million and who secured it at comparatively small cost, does not begrudge Rockefeller and Page their millions so much as the man who is willing to work for a dollar and D half a day, but who cannot get a job. He sees men no younger, no stronger, no more willing to encounter danger and hardship than he, go to Alaska, remain a year, and come out of the frozen north with enough to maintain himself and his family In comfort for the remainder of their lives. What an other man has done he can do. It seems to be his only chance. It is an oppor tunity to get out of the rut, away from the grind. It inspires hope where hope had long ceased to spring. These are the motives that have sent thousands of workingmen to Alaska, and the same motives will send thousands more. That the great majority who make the venture will fail Is certain. But let it not be said that the inor dinate greed for gold that has cursed humanity for ages is the sole cause that has filled the Arctic regions with des perate treasure-seekers. PARTITION OF CUBA I Almost incredible is the suggestion that a t'nited States senator seriously proposes, as a final settlement of the Cuban question, the partition of the island, Riving each of the contestants the territory held by it. And yet Mr. Proctor, after a month's sojourn, has i volved no better solution than that. Conceding, for the sake of argument, that both parties would agree to It, how could it be practically compassed. Ma tanzas is one day ln the possession of the federals; the next it is overrun by the patriots. Possession of some of the provinces is divided between the con tending forces, and they not infrequently alternate positions. How could the lines be drawn? But waiving this difficulty—really in-j surmountable, since each party claims J to practically possess the whole Island —who Is there that can conceive of tho 1 Cubans and Spaniards dwelling together In unity upon that narrow strip of land out there in the ocean? In view of all i that has passe d, the Atlantic is scarcely [ wide enough to separate them, so bitter' and deep-seated is their hatred, one for the other. The suggestion recalls a cartoon pub lished many years ago, and at the height of one of the periodical crises in home- j rule agitation, intended to satirize the i capacity of the Irish for self-govern-1 ment, Obviously overdrawn, it is yet apropos. It represented the Green Isle i divided into small tract;: of land, held in severalty by the inhabitants, one to j each. A very high board fence sepa-j LOS ANGELES HERALD: SUNDAY MORNING. MARCH 20, Ml rated one from the other, and.within each inciosure was a native patriot with a gun, peeking through the interstices, his hand on the trigger, looking for his neighbor. Below was the legend: "Give to every man a bit of land and let him cultivate it." Such a condition would speedily! ob tain in Cuba were Mr. Proctor's plan carried into effect. Cuba isn't big enough for Cubans and Spaniards. The former are likely to remain. IDEAS WANTED In this rushing age of competition there is always a great demand for ideas. Anything without an idea is useless, broadly speaking; at any rate It cannot compete with something that appeals to people who think, and which offers new features. The state board of trade, which ls working energetically to bring about a public sentiment that will insure a cred itable, representative California ex hibit at the Paris World's fair of li»00, wants some help from people with ideas. To this end it is sending out the follow ing appeal: The state board of trade will receive gratefully and consider thoughtfully written suggestions as to how best to exhibit the products of California at the World's International exposition, to be held ln Paris ln the year 1900, with a view of extending the markets for Cali fornia products. Communications ln response to this may be addressed to the California State Board of Trade, San Francisco. Suggestions are espe cially solicited from the producers of the state. Those who favor the board with re sponses to this request will please study brevity and append their signatures. Let It be remembered that the exposi tion is to be distinctively a market seeking proposition. It is to be hoped that the board will re ceive many responses to the foregoing request. It is plainly to the interest of the producers to assist In the matter, since, as is pointed out, the fair is to be "a market-seeking exposition." The producers and exhibitors should have a general idea of the methods to be fol lowed that will produce the best results. There is no need, at this late day, to expatiate on the advantages to be de lived from a great show like the Paris World's fair. It is sure to be the most effective market-creating scheme of the end of the century, and we all want to be "ln it with our best foot foremost." ROWDY BASEBALL Popular interest ln the American na tional game has never suffered a very serious decline, and the action taken by the league managers last week against "rowdy ball" will remedy the only bad feature of the game as it was played last year. Several disgraceful riots occurred last season, and it had become evident that something must be done if the game is to retain its popularity. The agreement signed by the managers is of such a character that every player who Indulges in rowdy ball will be se verely disciplined. There are but few chronic rowdies among the players, but their example was so contagious last season that the trouble attained the pro portions of an epidemic. The captains and managers were to some extent to iilame. In that they some-times not only allowed their players to indulge in rowdyism, but even encouraged them, on the ground that it was required in order to win games. The public also shares the responsibll- j ! ity. The language heard In the grand j stand and on the bleachers is often on a par with that so condemned in the player. When a ball player is roundly abused in a disgusting and insulting manner, and cannot defend himself, it does not im prove his temper nor encourage him to play good ball. If the ball players, the managers and the baseball "cranks'' will unite against rowdy ball, the na tional game will be entirely free this year from the disgraceful exhibitions that j characterized it so often last season. DON'T SHOOT GRAY SQUIRRELS There is a severe penalty for shooting the gray squirrel found in the mountains of Los Angeles county. The fine ranges from $10 to $100, with imprisonment, at the discretion of the court. People gen erally do not seem to know that there is such a law in existence, and hunters are in the habit of going to the moun tains and bagging this kind of game unlawfully. There Is a movement now on foot to watch this kind of work and prosecute all who indulge in it. Squir rel soup may become a very expensive luxury. DE LOME'S BUNCO GAME It is not a little strange that the gov ernment should, at this particular junc ture, display a willingness to enter into negotiations with the Spanish govern ment looking to the formulation of a commercial treaty affecting Cuba, In View of the damaging disclosures of tho De Lome letter to Canalejas, that the raising of a commission, ostensibly for that purpose, had really as its object the creation of a propaganda to influence congressional sentiment. Neither the letter nor any of its con tents has yet been disavowed by Its author, and it should be taken as an earnest of the Spanish ministry's in sincerity in the premises. But the commission is on the ground, and Mr. Kasson, the federal agent for the negotiation of reciprocity treaties, is participating in the mock proceedings already instituted. With both countries on the verge of war, the absurdity of the movement looking to un agreement upon a treaty which, if ratilied tomorrow, might be vitiated by the events of next week, is obvious. It is also accentuated by the fact that two of the commissioners are accredited to the autonomous government of Cuba, a bunco machine that has not yet suc ceeded in gecuring recognition anywhere outside of Madrid and Havana, unless the administration's apparent willing ness to treat with It Is construed into a recognition. However, in view of the unanimity of congress ln all matters affecting the public defense, abundantly assured by its vote on the Cannon and other bills, it Is not likely the real mission of the Spanish agent rises to the dignity of a menace. The country has been heard from since De Lome evolved the cun ning scheme, and the exploitation of it now may be regarded as harmless, at all events. "How are consols?" was the Yankee reply which the great Napoleon gave to an inquirer, when asked If there was likely to be a war. The simultaneous and steady rise in Spanish 4s, In con tinental markets, during the past week, accentuates anew the potency of the money power In the shaping of the des tinies of nations. The discredited prom ises to pay of an effete and bankrupt nation would not be likely to appreci ate In the face of a war with a con cededly stronger people. It shows that the money changers have discounted the probabilities, and are confident of their strength with the ministries. The high protective tariff theory sus tained fatal injuries in the house yes terday. Its past master. Mr. Dlngley, was reluctantly compelled to admit that the purchaser of foreign commodities "is compelled to pay the tax." This is the whole Democratic contention. Demo crats and Republicans are now of one mind regarding the fundamental prin ciple underlying the doctrine of protec tion. Only the confession of our adver saries is long drawn out. Senor Romero Robledo thinks Spain prefers war to humiliation. Conceding, as he does, that Blanco "is unable to subdue the Insurrection" after three years of endeavor, Spain should be able to endure almost any added humiliation. His fear that "the queen and her dynasty may be swept away" constitutes a cheer ful suggestion that two birds may be killed with one stone by American Inter vention at this time. The regular weekly promise of the president to do something in the Cuban matter is again promulgated this morn ing. General Blanco is also going to move on the Insurgents. These two worthies are always on the point of doing some thing. The former has fifty millions to his credit and the latter eighty thousand men, but the Sagasta ministry remains as Immovable as the patriot position . I Our dispatches this morning intimate (that the president desires to mike con | gress share with him the responsibility lof a war, should one become imperative. Now we are getting at an understanding of the matter. Congress is more than willing. It has voted the money. Let the president use it. That will evenly allot the responsibility. The reported capture of the Spanish General Pando by the insurgents needs jconflrmation. Coming upon the heels of j the announcement that he was about to 'drive the patriots off the island, the news that he has fallen into the hands of General Garcia is suggestive of the irony of warfare in Cuba. Mr. Bland, speaking for the Demo crats of the senate, declares that con gress will not adjourn "until it is known what the president is going to do for Cuba." That, in«vlew of the president's chronic indisposition to do anything, is rather inch finite, but not wanting in comforting assurance. We are this morning advised that within a very short time San Francisco will be the best protected port on the coast. This is indeed reassuring. If her people could now be safeguarded from the yellow journals they would have little of which to complain. Secretary Gage says the people are getting used to war talks, and to under stand that "they mean little or nothing." We greatly fear Mr. Gage is not a good mind-reader. He certainly has a very poor appreciation of the sincerity of American patriotism. In consideration of the abatement of about four millions of war indemnity, it is said Turkey will now become recon ciled to George of Greece as governor of Crete. The price seems high, but it must be remembered the Russian claim was not gilt-edged. A daughter of the inventor of the Wheeler & Wilson sewing machine was yesterday admitted to an almshouse In Connecticut. It ls sad, but have not many women before her been sent there by reason of her father's invention? Tbe magnificent battleship Oregon, with a possible Atlantic destination, ls expected to pass Los Angeles' shores some time today, having left San Fran cisco yesterday morning. Her speed ca pacity is about eighteen knots. Lord Salisbury's illness has come to ;be regarded with apprehension in Lon !don. A change in the ministry at this critical juncture in Great Britain's for eign relations might have far-reaching ' consequences. i There are two occasions when citizens I should be especially brave—when the country really needs their services, and when they approach the polls on elec i lion day. a i g Mrs. Herman Heinzelmar. of Sheboy gan, Wis., has lain in a trance for twen ty-two days. That's nothing. Look at President McKinley. United States 4s, Spanish 4s, f>s. But an American guarantee is count ed upon to raise the latter to par at least. The hand that rocks the cradle—at least the cradle of the Klondike brand— is the hand that rules the world. There are no stones on the Manitoba prairies. What a place for those who |live in glass houses!, - - THE HERALD'S MUSE Wen I Bide Acrost a Sidewalk Agen It'll Be on a Flyen Hashine I'm a wild galoot an' I ride a wheel, when the wheel ain't a-rlden me, An' I kick the earth 'th my rubber heel in a way thet ls wild an' free; I never shy at a can, 'r a rock, but trundle along my way, While an eight-Inch curb ain't even a shoek.au' I rode along Spring one day. But the other mornen' I come to town an' wuz gogglen' crost a lot Wen I struck a snag an'et turned! me down, In a manner 1 ain't fergot; Some dog-on company stuck up a sign kinder blasen crost the trail, So I had to ride in a devious line, 'th the furder end In Jail; You see some develish sort o' a chap, hed furnished a walk uv cement, So slick an' smooth It worked like a trap, an' into the trap I went, Fer the sign wuz high to ride acrost, so I angled around the end. And angled along that walk to my cost, to my cost, I tell you. my friend! I saw not a sign uv a cop in sight, but be hind the sign wuz a cop; Ez I turned the corner he gave me a fright, so bad thet I hed to stop, An another cop came a sldlen 'long 'th a twltchy sort uv a smile, An' I seen thet sumtthen' wuz gocn wrong; so I sez 'th a tech uv bile— "Say, wot In the doose hey I don to the law, thet you're blocken the road?" sa>s !; "Ef you've got a rag 'at you want to chaw, don't chaw wen I'm passen by; I'm sufferen' now from nervousness, an' I want to be getten on; You won't grieve wen I leave. I hardly guess; you'll be happier wen I'm gone. The cop he smiled 'th a bitter smile an' he twiddled his club a few; Says he. in an offhand kind uv style, "Say wat are the name o' you?" "My initials," says I, "ls A. I. T., an' I might be a native son;" Says he, "The jedge'll be looken' fer thee, wen the clock strikes half past one." The jedge were a rlddlen' 'th a pen w'en I moseyed along to court; The room wuz middlen' full uv men thet hedn't appearedt fer sport; An' a feller he rattled his nuckle-bone on a table a' cleared hlz throat, An' sez in a musical kind uv tones, "Keep still; don't twitter a note." The jedge he shuffled his cards an' dealt a hand fer a friendly game, Then ast some fellers jist how they felt, an' told 'em they wuz to blame; An' every card he turned wuz a trump, an' the rest uv the fellers lost — So the jedge'ld say, "You air up a stump; three dollars air wat it cost." Then after awlle he had' a new deal.twenty nine uv us played 'th him. An' every one uv us hed to squeal, our hands wuz so doosed slim; An' the jedge he says, th a friendly air, "Come, gentlemen, now you rind That I kin beat you an' beat you fair, fer I've got twen.ty-nlne of a kind: I'll flne each one dollar," he said, "that's a wheel of a cart-wheel style;" An' he rubbed his ehln as he split his head in a twenty-nine dollar smile. An' I :hunk for a thought right thar an' then, an' this are the thought I mean— "W'en I ride acrost a sidewalk agen, it'll be on a flyen.' mashine." ALFRED I. TOWNSEND. The Message Roll back s hundred years- Through forests grandly dim, Beset with- deadly fears, Rang Freedom's morning hymn! Roll back a hundred years— Where cities rise In pride, 'Midst smoke, and shouts anil jeers, The red man's captive died; N6r knew his awful doom A beacon light should be, Through tangled ways of bloom, A guide to Liberty! Through canyons dark and deep The matchless rivers glide, And dare the rocky leap To smiling valleys wide- Roll back a hundred years- There dipped the Indian's oar; What thing of life appears Shot now from yonder shore? Across the level sea Of verdure, rank and high, The iron coursers flee O'er narrow tracks, which He Across each banded state. From Plymouth's storied rock To where the Golden Gate Hreaks grand Pacific's shock! O land of Freedom's own, Won from the forest wild, Hath love of Country flown, By Greed of Place defiled? For us. In those dark years, This heritage was won 'Midst, blood, and, groans, and tears; Be faithful, then, each son, Nor yield the costly prize To hands of men unclean. When low our banner lies, Flash out each sword blade keen And dare to do and die! Though strewn the land with graves, Death for sweet Liberty Is more than living slaves! And o'er old ocean's pearl, Beleaguered, toss'd and torn, Uplifted high, unfurl The starry banner, borne On many a field of hate, And let the old world see! Let not vexed Cuba wait This message o'er the sea: "Thy baptism of blood, 'Midst, death and groans and tears. Hath bridged for thee the flood; Roll on a thousand years!" SYLVIA LAWSON COVEY. Worse Than the Other She—lt must be awful for a prima donna to discover that she has lost her voice. He—Not so awful if she didn't discover it.—Brooklyn Life. Money No Object "Have you any stylish neghbors?" "Stylish! Mrs. Toozle, next door,"is just getting over a J9OO attack of typhoid fever." —Chicago Paper. Food for Mirth People always laugh at the first man to adopt a new fashion, and at the last one to follow It.—Atchison (Kan.) Globe. The Skating Girl Oh. there was a little girl Who dearly loved to skate, And she skated very early And she skated very late. And in the dead of winter, At last, I've heard them say. She skated on the bathtub Until the break ot day. i-.: , w ... .-Ntew York Herald, j Young Men's Suits j | For the Particular Boys j t This department of our store is attracting an unusual amount ] X of attention this spring. The large stock, exclusive styles \ t and satisfactory prices are making hosts of friends for us. 1 ♦ If you are interested, come in and be shown what is new 1 ♦ and popular with the best dressed youth of the country. 4 I Prices $3.00 to $18.00 j 1 Mullen G Bluett Clothing Co. ♦ N. W. Corner First and Spring Streets « ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦•♦•♦••••••♦-••♦♦••••••♦♦•♦••seessesssej REFRIGERATORS Consumption Cured DR. W. HARRISON BALLARD Roomi 1 to 15 ZABN BLOCK Send for Cop»»tjnte4 Kntr.no. 410 1-a South Spring St. "Tr«.tl.. en WMBjßjWjfcC' THE PUBLIC PULSE (The Herald under this heading prints communications, but does not assume re sponsibility for the sentiments expressed. Correspondents are requested to cultivate brevity as far as ls consistent with the proper expression of their views.) A Floral Tribute to the Hero To the Editor of the Los Angeles Herald: It ls a beautiful coincidence that, just now, at the death of Gen. Rosecrans, an avenue, two and a half miles in length, of "Golden Wattle" trees, planted by the warrior hero himself, on his ranch, is covered with millions of golden yellow blossoms of won derful, sweet fragrance—a deathwatch of surpassing beauty—a sight possible only in this sunny land of the south, for the tree does not thrive in a cooler climate. Driving out Main street tour miles south of the city limits of Los Angeles you Will behold now a vista of trees and blossoms, so grand and beautiful as to live forever In your memory, one of the most pleasurable recollections ot Southern California. The tree is a native of Australia, with bushy crown of dark green foliage, acacia mol- Hsslma, the most appropriate for ths road side, with leaves of crescent shape, pointed both ends, glossy ribbed, dark green, n shade lighter on the under side. Each tree in its glory of blossoms, as It appears now, is a gigantic bouquet, consisting of thou sands of little balls of brilliant yellow. Huffy, sparkling ln the sun; and a strange, agreeable perfume pervades the air for miles around the avenue. The seed con sists of Hat, brown lentils In pods, like peas, so hard that they have to be soaked in hot water for eight days before they will sprout. Bunches of the golden, sweet-scented spheres are seen sometimes In the windows of our florists, but the sight of an avenue ol many hundreds of these glorious trees, laden with millions of their golden blos soms, charging the air with sweetest per fume, Is an overpowering event, a thing of rare and exquisite beauty and a living joy as long as recollection lasts. T. WIESENDANGER. Against an Alliance To the Editor of the Los Angeles Herald: We hear much recently about an English alliance with the United States. This would bo the alliance of the wolf and the lamb, or rather the fox and the lion, as the lion would try to have the best of the bargain, but the fox would be foxy enough not to let him have It. Oh, no alliance with that perfidious power that did her very best three times to dismember and destroy this republic. She time and again tried to unite all Europe against us. Now she finds herself Isolated from any European alliance, she ls beggng for an alliance with these United States. She dreads the com ing conflict. She knows her doom Is near at hand, and that perhaps in the next great European conflict her naval power will be destroyed. Then her foreign possessions will all drop from her like tho winter's snow before the summer's sun. Yes, Britannia, this ls your doom: you know It, you see the hnndwrltlng on tho wall; you yourself will have, ln the near future, to drink the bitter cup that you have often held to the Hps of others. Notwithstand ing your spies and secret agents here In our c-olleges and In our pulpits you will never get the liberty-loving people of this republic to join you ln any alliance. God forbid.. A NATIVE AMERICAN. An Inference Denied To the Editor of the Los Angeles Herald: Your reference to the action of a New York life Insurance company's non-re strlctlon as to those policy holders who may enlist In the United States army or navy seems to Imply that other life Insur ance companies do so restrict. The Man hattan Life Insurance company off New York was the first to Introduce the "lncon testlble feature" and eliminated even suicide (this In March, 1S«4), and the poli cies of the Manhattan contain no restric tion against military service or other call ings. CHARLES A. WILLIS. PULPIT EPIGRAMS True poetry ls unforgetable. Jesus' words seem like, outdoors. Cadence thrills us with exaltation; rhyme belittles. Cadence Is the music of nature; rhyme the music of man. Homer and Jesus needed not to write; just to say such words was enough. Jesus is the earth's truest poet. H< translated mankind's innate convictions Into plain words. Rhymes have killed more sense than they have made; and they have smuggled many a piece of doggerel into the house of fame. Great epochal sayings, like "Give me liberty or give me death," seem to fall naturally Into pentameters or other noble verse forms. Men see the spiritualities out of the cor ner of the eye, as If they were spooks; the poet looks at them squarely, giving them voice and shape. You cannot know French until you live In France; so poetry Is the very Idiom and natural accent of the land of high thought: you cannot speak* It until you have lived there. Jesus' sayings impress us, not as the ex cogitation of the Etudent, but as Inspira tions that have come to one lying under broad trees or sitting on mountain tops to think. " - " *-Rev. Frank Crane, THE COUNTRY PRESS The man who proposes to drop "q" from the alphabet nnd substitute "ku" makes s qurlous suggestion.—Boston Globe. . Man is made of dust; dust settles; there fore, to be ln accord with nature, delin quent subscribers should settle—come down with the "dust," as It were.—Spring Valley, Minn., Sun. The leprous, red-headed, dog-faced misfit that controls the destinies ot the Tuscols Rearvlew opened his facial orifice anc" puked forth about two-thirds of a columr of filth last week.—lltndsboro, 111., News Some men try advertising as the Indlar tried feathers. He took one feather, laid II on a board and slept on It all night "Whlto man say feather heap softs whit< man d—d fool."—Sprlngflcld.Tenn., Leader Thoso who have ever been so unfortunati as to suffer with an old-fnshloned ear ache will readily sense why the editor hai been almost a minus quantity for the past three days.—Scott County, Minn., Argus Editor Goddard of tho Ellendale Leadei has just thrashed. He fanned out one gooc postofflce. He ls all right, doesn't neec watching either at home or abroad, am will hand postal cards out to the people butter-side down.—Grafton,Minn., Record You may hive tho stars ln a nail keg hang the ocean on a rail fence to dry, put the sky to sleep ln a gourd, unbuckle tht bellyband of eternity and turn the sur and moon out, but don't think you can es cupe the place on the other side of Hallfa) If you don't pay for your paper.—Central City, Neb., Democrat. We was In Memphis last week Intending to call scorpion editors to personal account for criticising out pulchritude, but we me General Tracy and the entertainment wound up ln a blaze of booze. We are tenv porarlly defeated, but truth crushed tc earth Is tho root of all evil.—Hardemar Ky., Free Press. The signs of prosperity and march of ira provement are becoming more notlceabb every day. Last night the city councl ordered half a dozen flne cuspidors for usi in the police court room, and the habitue: of that sacred precinct will be warned t( quit spitting on the radiators.—Ottawa 111., Free Press. We cannot live exclusively on paten medicines, and our employes refuse point blank to eat hay and wear fly nets, am hence It becomes our moral duty to obtali money, the filthy lucre which passes cur rent for hnpplness ln this world and ls i tangible hope for prolonged earthly sx istence.—Perry, Minn., Reporter. THE WAKARUSA BAND You talk about your Brooks' band, an Sousa at his best — An' Thomas' big orchestra, an" Boyer, ar the rest— Their hlfulutln" music, I suppose, is goo enough For city folks who educate on operatl stuff; But when you want to reach the heart an make It laugh an' sob. An' be in touch with nature like, an' mak It thrill an' throb With melody an' music that a child can un derstand. You ought to hear a concert by the Waka rusa band. They ain't up on concertos an' cantatas an the like, But you can't beat 'em grindln' out a quick step on the pike; An' when they play "Old Nellie Gray" ax "Where the Daisies Grow" My memory goes slldln' back to the long long ago; An' music that'll work like that an' strik your very soul, An' flood you full of memories an' all you past unroll- That kind of music playin" fills Its hlghei mission, and That's why I ltke,to listen to the Wakarus band. I saw the great directors ln Chicago at tl fair, With all their fine musicianers annlhllatl air; A drum 'd bang, a horn'd blat, a clarln 'd shriek; An" cf you call that music, say, you oug to hear me speak. I want the kind of music that'll melt In the heart; I wouldn't give a picayune for all thi classic art. Let educated critics gulp It down an' call grand. But I'll just sit an' listen to the Wakaru band./ —Dave Florence In Chicago Record The Way of It Wants the office— Cash, an' sich. "Vote fer me; I'll make you rich!" Gets the office- Awful poor! Enters It and— Locks the door! —Atlanta Constitution In the Car She wished she stood within his shoe*, Because he had a seat; But since that was Impossible, She stood upon his feet, t- *>. —Wf*>