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WHERE THE BLAME RESTS In all Southern California there may not be found a single defender or apolo gist for the attitude of the administra-j tlon toward the San Pedro harbor im provement. No Republican leader or Republican newspaper has ventured an explanation of the remarkable compla cency with which the president of the United States has witnessed the practi cal nullification of a solemn act of con gress by a member of his own political household, without objection or protest upon his part. Nor can it be urged in extenuation or mitigation that he has not been perfectly familiar with the facts or that the cares and responsibilities im posed by the war have prevented a prop er consideration of them. Secretary Al ger's alliance with the Huntington Inter est, antagonistic to that of this whole section, was notorious long before hos tilities began, and promised to constitute a national scandal. Senators and mem bers of congress from California, repre senting all shades of political belief, had laid the shameful facts before the execu tive. The technicalities of the law, adroitly invoked by the secretary of war in furtherance of his aims, had been suc cessively swept aside as inconsequential and irrelevant by two attorney generals of the United States, but a halt was not called until the strongest representa tions were made to the executive that the further exploitation of the illegal and unwarranted opposition of a Republican cabinet minister to harbor improvement on this coast would be at the peril of the party's supremacy in the forthcoming congressional elections. It was not until the leaders and organs of the party throughout the state united in an appeal in the interest of the political organiza tion imperiled that Mr. McKinley took the alarm and commanded his secretary to cease his opposition and permit the law to be enforced. It is a remarkable circumstance that Republican newspapers should be con-' ■trained to look upon the withdrawal of opposition by a cabinet officer to the exe cution of an act of congress as a greater triumph than was comprehended in the recognition by that body of the needs of this section of a deep-sea harbor, and yet that is the light In which it is re garded. Not nearly so formidable was the objection of the legislative branch of the government to the appropriation of three million dollars for this work as was the subsequent opposition of the execu tive branch of the same government to the expenditure of the money. And we hazard little in the opinion that had Alger or any other executive officer of the gov ernment placed similar obstacles in the ■way of the executive of a law affecting New England or eastern Interests, the storm of indignation aroused would have driven the offender from the cabinet, if not wholly from public life. In a government like ours there should be no "powers behind the throne." The president is chosen to execute the laws. He is required to take a solemn oath that he will perform this duty without fear or favor. He is provided with constitution al advisers, but he is not compelled to ac cept their advice. He is morally and le gally responsible for their acts. When they are so obviously wise and states manlike as to command the approval of the people, he takes the credit. When they are so extra-officious, unconstitu tional, illogical and obviously against public policy, he is justly held responsi ble. Hence the strictures of the Los An geles Times, the mouthpiece of the party tn this section, and the especial champion of the president, go further than the wai department—they reach to the very doors of the White House. It says: The extraordinary spectacle of a sin gle private citizen acting as a power be hind the throne, and preventing the accomplishment of the just desires of a large and Important section of the United Stat"s, is one that is not at all pleasing for the patriotic American to contemplat". Still less so Is the spec tacle which we havr- lati ly seen, of a high government official tiding this wealthy citizen by every possible trick and device to succeed In his nefarious plans. The struggle is over, because party Success was menaced. Opposition ceases, because partisan interests demand It. A truce Is declared, because party lead ers have become alarmed. The presi dent is aroused only when the party fog horn is sounded. He yields only when the lookout cries, "Breakers ahead!" In view of the facts, undisputed and Incontrovertible, it Is not strange that *>«nubiican journals should concede that it is a situation "that is not at all pleas ing tor the patriotic American to con template." UNNECESSARY NOISES The average citizen of the United States has got so accustomed to unneces sary noises that he really Imagines them I a necessary part of business. He little J dreams of the wear and tear these bar- 1 barons and brutal sounds at all hours of the day and night have on him. The j physicists tell us thaX our system will, I if forced to It, adapt Itself to most any old abuse. However, it is j only the- fit that will survive. And as the fit Is not a moral quan- J Ity, and not, in every instance, the best, it behooves sensible people to do what little is in their power to remove imper fect environments, so that the best will survive. Mr. David Christie Murray, in his "The Cockney Columbus." tells us that he was appalled by the noises in New York. Listen to him: The city fairly terrified me. Com pared with Twenty-third street, our London Strand Is a garden of sleep. Such a wonderful sway of li F- -. and a hurry of coming and going, such a roar of traffic and clanging of b-Mls. For the sake of our cockney Columbus' nerves it is well his fate kept him out of Los Angeles, if Twenty-third street makes the Strand seem like a paradise of slee*p in comparison, then the Strand is Nirvana compared to Los Angeles. New York Is a bustling, busy city, and consequently noisy during business hours; but after commercial hours the business streets are as quid as the tombs. And New York clubs, hotels and places of public entertainment are dec orous and far less noisy and boisterous than are similar places in Paris or Lon don. The New Yorker, too, has evolved high enough to know that a door is meant to be shut, not slammed, and that hotel and other public places, and corri dors are aisles to be quietly walked through, and not avenues for sprinting in, or other athletic amusements. The guests of private hotels hold their con versations in reasonably low tones of voice, meant for the occupants of tho room they are in, and not for the neigh bors in the next block. Sleighbells are permissible In winter, about two days in a year, when "the beautiful" covers th? ground, but never for milk wagons, baker wagons, etc., In summer. Toot ing horns through the streets, advertis ing "Solomon Levies Oreat Fire Sale," would drive big Sachem Croker to plug ging his ears with cotton—or to drink. Now, Los Angeles is a big. hustling youngster—one we are all proud of—but it is altogether too confounded, unneces sarily noisy. We are too proud of our kid to let it grow to manhood contract ing this bad habit. It can and ought to be squelched. How? Of course the best way is by individuals teaching them selves that there are others, and that all unnecessary noise is a nuisance to one's neighbor, and to bear in mind that It Is a good enough rule to do whatever one pleases so that he does nothing to lm jure (disturb) his neighbor. The other method is quicker, but rarely satisfac tory, namely, for our city parents to thrash our noisy hawkers and hucksters into good manners. For the corridor night rioters there is no remedy too he roic. Probably the punishment a West erner suggested to his neighbor, while witnessing the lynching of a horse thief, "that it is not half bad enough for him. sir—he ought to be kicked." When Schopenhauer dipped his pen in gal and wrote of women, he was off his eggs and trying to hatch on nothing: but the old gentleman, when he pierced the fifth ribs of his obtuse Teutonic neighbors for their outrageous noisiness, was covering a full setting in splendid style. Schopenhauer says there are a groat many people not sensitive to noise* —who smile at such things—but he be lieves, too, that they are not sensitive "to argument, or thought, or poetry, or art—in a word, to any kind of intellectual influence." Is that true? Any way, let us have peace. THE TIDE IN LOCAL AFFAIRS There Is a growing conviction that with the coming of peace there will be something of a revival of industry throughout the country, that there will be a loosening of purse strings and a dis position all around to restore the condi tions that prevailed in this country prior to the financial collapse of 18i»3, the de pressing effects of which had not been entirely dissipated when hostilities were opened. All that was needed to bring about pros perity was the re-estahllshment of con fidence, a subtle Influence that is some times as capricious in returning as in disappearing. There is perhaps no more substantial encouragement for the open ing of the factories and mills today than there was reason for the closing of them a few years ago, unless we find it in the universal weariness with stagnation and the general desire for a change. Cheer fulness is the sunshine of commerce and trade and Industry. Hopefulness Is both contagious and infectious. It can easily be made epidemic. Unwise and impolitic and repressive as are many of our laws, the determination of a prepon derance of our people to bring about a return of prosperity will prove irresisti ble. We can. if we will, prosper in spite of adverse legislation, because of the ex tent and richness and variety of our re sources. Later, when population be comes congested, when the waste places have all been filled, when development has reached the highest point and compe tition has been intensified, then will the hand that is placed upon industry need to be gloved "with the fur side outside." It is believed that an era of progress I and development will follow the ratifica-1 tlon of a peace. It Is thought that capital will again come out of Its many hiding places, and seek employment in legltl ; mate undertakings promising fair re | turns. It is hinted that there will be something of a revival In railroad build ing. It Is reasonable to suppose that the enhanced profits of farming in the past year will serve to greatly stimulate . agricultural development. The clearing off of mortgages on farms throughout the country has loosened vast sums of money that have been tied up for years, which will not long remain idle once confidence Is measurably restored. The demand for an enlarged navy is likely to become Irresistible, and the construction of It will for years to come make business brisk In the shipyards, the armor facto ries, the ordnance works and all collat eral enterprises. The building ot the Nlc | aragua canal, almost certain to be un j dertaken within the year, promises to i give employment to tens of thousands of I Idle people. The building up of our mer chant marine will scarcely await upon the close of the war. It will be initiated at once. The spirit of activity and prog- I toss is abroad, and a gratifying meta- I morphosis is taking place. Locally there is much in the situation and prospects to cheer and encourage. Southern California, despite all themut teringfl of the small army of croakers, is doing well. Its cities and towns are growing. The people generally are well to-do and reasonably contented. Los Angoles is growing apace, and its trad* is expanding. The clearings of its banks for the last quarter, compared with th> same period last year, show an increase exceeding 20 per cent. The population is being steadily augmented. The build ing trades are unusually active. Pine blocks are being added to the business section, and residences are multiplying In all directions. Streets are being Im proved, unsightly obstructions are being removed, sanitary considerations are not being neglected, and sen work will be gin upon subways long needed to remove the congestion of the principal thorough faros, and bring outlying sections into closer communication. Our park system Is being extended, and the breathing places of the people are multiplied and beautified. The building of the San Pedro breakwater will give employment to a large number of men. and a considerable portion of tho sums to be disbursed In that undertaking will speedily get into I the local circulation. As a community we shall profit by all of these things without an effort. We shall get what falls in our lap without cost. But should we be content with that? Should we not reach out our hands for more? Should we not spread out our municipal apron with the view of securing all that is to be had? Is It not a good time for the Initiation, by the sev eral commercial bodies of the city of a comprehensive system of advertising of the matchless resources of Southern Cal ifornia in general and Los Angeles coun ty In particular? The lack of necessary funds may not be urged against such a policy. A sum equal to that annually contributed to the fiesta pageants would go a long way toward bringing the beau ties and the advantages and the unique attractions of this section to the atten tion of the country. Our people are lib eral and public spirited, and we believe they will cheerfully respond to any and all reasonable demands that may be made upon them In furtherance of move ments having for their object the attrac tion to this locality of men of brain, brawn, muscle and money. Let us. therefore, without any unneces sary delay, get in touch with the spirit of enterprise that once again begins to characterize the people of the entire country. LOS ANGELES IN FAVOR At the recent meeting of the National Educational association at Washington, to decide between the rival claimant? for the nfxt session, but five minutes was allowed each advocate to present the allurements of his locality. That might do for some cities, but Mr. Foshay was compelled to put his thoughts through a concentrator in order to fairly present the attractions of Los Angeles within the time limit. Salt Lake. Port land ar.d Tao.ima were the principal con testarots, in the order named, but our city obtained nearly half of all the votes cast, illustrating either the convincing eloquence of its advocate or the superior advantages of his client—probably bath. He, at all events, succeeded in making it appear that Los Angeles is a place whore people never die—where they simply lie down to 6leep in one heaven and wake up In another—and with that sort of a presentation, of course, great enthusiasm was aroused. It Is likely that the next session of the convention will be largely ait bended, pro vided the railroads shall make satisfac tory raws. In this matter, however, we are at a disadvantage over more central points, where division of earnings docs not have to be made with so many lines. LET US CELEBRATE The absence of enthusiasm over th» final announcement of the signing of tho contract for the San Pedro breakwater is doubtless more apparent than real. Hope deferred has made the public heart sick. The clearing away of one obstacle has heretofore only served to disclose another. The resources of the opposi tion have been so obviously exhaustless that the community finds it difficult to realize that the struggle Is really ended and the victory with thorn. They havo been waiting expectantly, since the an- nouneement of the surrender, for the de velopment of new phases of treachery. They have been so impressed with the puissance of the Huntington-Alger com bine that they are not yet quite ready to blieve its resources exhausted. The signing of the contract for the work, however, should remove all skep ticism. The people may now with safe ty give full vent to their joy over the achievement, and there Is warrant, to our view, in making a demonstration of a public nature over the event. Perhaps the Harbor League will feel inclined to take the Initiative. We feel assured there would be a quick and hearty re sponse to a call for co-operation upon the part of our people. HE CAN BE TRUSTED The appointment of James C. Kays as arbitrator for the city, to help determine toe) value of the water company's lm- j LOS ANGELES HERALD: SUNDAY MORNING, JULY 24, 1898 j provements, will meet with general ap proval. No citizen of Los Angeles ranks higher for Integrity and general level headedness than Mr. Kays. During a residence of more than twenty years in Los Angeles he has held various Impor tant public oftlces. Involving heavy finan cial responsibilities, and he has also been called upon to administer large private trusts. Not a breath of suspicion, not a hint of inefficiency or unfairness has ever been directed against Mr. Kays In all these years. The naming of such a man to safeguard the city's interests In the pending arbitration is a guarantee of fairness and ought to be highly accept able to all parties in interest. Spain Is ranked among the Christian] nations, and yet one of the conditions of the surrender of Santiago was that the soldiers of the kingdom should be pro tected from the treachery of the insur gents, men of their own race and tongue. Captain General Augustl, at Manila, entertains similar apprehensions regard ing the Philippine insurgents. He would doubtless long ere this have surrendered the city to Dewey had the latter been able to guarantee protection of the non combatants from rebel fury. Toral's men, to the number of 2n.onn, will soon be mingling with their own people on the peninsula. It Is more than likely they have had all of the fighting they want, all of the suffering they can with patience endure, all of the hard ships they are capable of withstanding. They have met the Tankee pig and fed fur a time at his trough. They might easily become forceful peacemakers, even though they have not been forceful warriors. The silver Republicans yesterday con firmed the appointment of J. Noonan Phillips as state chairman. They also took the Judicious and generous step of ararnging that the date of their statp convention should be two weeks after that of the Democrats. This action is In the line of the spirit of harmony which will insure the triumph of fusion. Those who withhold suffrage from women because every" last one of them has not asked for it oppose the referen dum because "the people would not take advantage of It." It is certain, how ever, that people who will not take the trouble to vote against a vicious law, when the opportunity Is afforded them, deserve to be oppressed. The Spanish garrison at San Juan hav ing been kindly advised by the United States of the departure of Sampson's squadron, is making extraordinary prep arations for his reception. In view of the pains taken to prevent any surprises to the enemy, it will never do to say this Is not a humane war. The Republican state central commit tee yesterday decided upon the primary system of choslng delegates to the state convention, which is called to meet at Sacramento on the 23d of August. Our esteemed twilight contemporary didn't receive the news in time to turn its col umn rules. Notwithstanding the conceded Inef fectiveness of naval bombardments against land defenses, as illustrated at Matanzas, Santiago and San Juan, the jingoes talk glibly about sending Wat son's fleet to capture Ceuta, a fortress scarcely second to Gibraltar in impreg nability. Had the Merrimac sealed the passage. Cervera's fleet might still he afloat. San tiago might still be In the possession of the Spaniards, and Garcia's nose might not be out of Joint. Hobson knows how not to do a thing as well as how to do it. Any way, 'rah for Hobson 1 The United States having made a gen erous appropriation for an American ex- hiblt at Paris, and appointed a commis sioner general, it Is hoped the French government will recognize the propriety of restoring America to the list of civil ized nations. We trust our supersensitive frhnds in the Iberian peninsula will not misinter pret the meaning of the removal of mines from American harbors at this early stage in the proceedings. Not being a naval power, Spain should not take um brage. Press censorship at all points seems to have been greatly relaxed, if not entirely abandoned, and Spain is daily advised of the movements of our troops and vessels with old-time regularity and nicety of detail. The war department complains of the meagerness of Shaf ter's communications with it. That he is not conducting an Intelligence bureau, at the peril of his true mission, is a gratifying assurance. Our esteemed secretary of war should make terms with the war historian pret ty soon, or his record In this crisis will show little Improvement over that of tho last. The morality of territorial expansion Is not worrying the Kaiser. All he wants to know is the approximate location of the dirt. The Journal's correspondents have been banished from Santiago, and the city's sanitary condition otherwise im proved. The mind of the average Cuban is free from skepticism as to the capability of the Americans for self-government. Diedrichs Is obviously trying to see how near he can come to provoking hos tilities without doing it. The government having refused to pur chase Holland's boat, Spain has the only submarine navy extant. Aguinaldo seems to have met with a serious repulse before Manila. He is courting others. "Let me make the senators, and I care not who fights the country's battles."— H. H. Boyce. Spanish editors continue to talk like American prize fighters. They are quite •as harmless. THE HERALD'S MUSE The Despair of the Seventh We will go to our tents and lie down in de spair And we'll drape In deep mourning Old Glory so fair; We will wait on the shore In our anger and woe Where the winds from Manila speak softly and low Of a tropical land with Its numberless charms Where the laurels are won by our comrades In arms, Where our bayonets have flashed and our cannon have pealed; But Alger has spoken, our doom It is sealed. When the call of our country flashed over the land Did we falter or shrink at the word rff com mand? Did we rally from mountain, from valley and plain, And Inscribe oni our banner "Remember the Maine?" Did we come, did we hasten our station to fill With a soldier's desire and a patriot's will? Would we face the proud foe. brave the cannon and mine? Great Alger but speaks and we're left to repine. Oh. a mighty commander is Russell A—A— Such a lion for a roar, such an ass for a bray; Me will carve a proud niche in the temple of fame And the traitor and imbecile honor his name. In the bay of San Pedro his casket shall rest, And the ships of our commerce sail over his breast; A breakwater monument o'er him shall rise. And a Huntington only shall weep when he dies. O Russell, great Russell, we honor our chief, Hoon friend of our Collis (most wonderful thief), We wait on thy pleasure, thy slightest command, While we live on half rations and camp In the sand. If the war should not end until we have grown gray And the hosts of our comrades are slain In the fray, Till our children unborn shall have grown to be men, O mighty commander, remember us then! O chieftain most mighty, most wise and most great, We but ask for six feet of the soil of our state. Be It known. If God wills and your honor shall please, We will will pass our whole life In the sand and the fleas, And proudly He down when the summons shall come With the sound of the bugle, the tap of the drum. With this simple Inscription o'er each pa triot breast, "He waited for Alger and God knows the rest!" O. T. FELLOWS. Pasadena, Cal., July 20. 1898. Maud Dumpling "What have you for dinner?" I asked of the maid. "Boiled beef with dumplings We have, sir, she said. "Dumplings! Are they heavy?" I asked of the maid. "Oh, no; I can lift them Alone, sir," she said. Past Experience, Good Advice We trust the people of Los Angeles will not take It amiss If tho Examiner ventures a few words of advice. In regard to the drawing of the charier that is now in the hands of their board of freeholders. We are a good ways from their clt.v, but we have an Interest In Its good government and prosperity. On matters of local organisation and local Interest we would not presume to ad vise, but on the general principle of mu nicipal government we have a word to say, and that Is that honest nnd satisfac tory government can best be secured by giving the people as much power ns possi ble. A large part of the corruption In city governments comes from the fact that when the people elect an official they have no further power over him. Within the limits of his authority he is nbsolute. The people cannot remove an official who acts against their will. He may have got into office on a specific pledge that he would take a certain course of action. But if he takes the opposite course of action he cannot be removed, however angry the people may be at their betrayal. Especial ly Is this true of the legislative pari of the city government. The remedy for this Is to put Into the hands of the people the powers that are most likely to be abused; to provide machinery by which the people may force their agents to obey their will. We refer the Los Angeles board of free holders to the work of the recent board of freeholders In this city for an example of the method of correcting some of the most dangerous abuses of city govern ment. They have put In the hands of the people the power of legislation without limit, and have given them the power of veto in regard to those matters In which Jobbery Is most frequent. The people can. without the consent of any officer, Initiate and carry through the acquisition oI any of the public utilities. The purchase, or lease, or sale of city property of Impor tance Is made subject to their veto at the following election, and in other ways the people are given the opportunity to take an active part in the affairs of govern ment. The people of San Francisco are not hereafter to turn over their affairs to agents with on Irrvocnble power of at torney fo'4 two years. They are to retain many of the powers themselves. And, finally, they are to have the power ot In itiating and carrying through amend ments to the charter without asking the consent of the legislative body of the city. We trust that the Los Angeles board of freeholders will be quite as progressive as their brethren of this city In providing against some of the most serious evils that threaten the welfare of American cliles.—San Francisco Examiner. A Legislative Feat The most trying moment in a representa tive's career Is said to he when he asks un animous consent for consideration of a bill carrying an appropriation. Some political opponent sees a chance to get even, or some member whose breakfast did not suit him objects on general principles, without knowing why In particular, and the speak er ruthlessly proceeds to other business. If no' one Is ready to object, there are some thing like a score of members to ply the trembling applicant with one of a half dozen stereotyped questions as to what the bill Is for or why It should not be referred to some Judicial tribunal or be postponed. Some men have the knack of running this gauntlet, of gauging the temper of the house, and passing hlll» thnt others could not secure consent for. One of these men Is Representative Moody of Massachu setts. Mr. Moody has a constituent at Box ford, In Essex county, Benjamin S. Barnes by name. Thlrty-flve years ago several regiments of Massachusetts troops were encamped on his farm. They cut off the timber, burned his barn, and did other serious damage to the amount of 11273. The claim has been before congress for many | sessions and ordinarily would raises shower ■ If Reliable Clothing! / <A U ~~ * T SUWHIER | f I ll *\ " y°<» Wtnt a Way-Up Suit at very much less thin the reg f M / "I" Price, attend THE JULY MARK-DOWN SALE. Style, | H ] * |\J\/ fit and finish equal to custom made. 5 \aL/ / r Men's $18.00 Sammer Suits at $15.00 | 1 ffl Men's $15.00 Summer Suits at $12.00 | J I Men's $12.00 Summer Suits at $10.00 | / 1 Men's $10.00 Summer Suits at $8.50 * \l MULLEN & BLUETT CLOTHING CO. j ' ' I Homemade Cakes Jg) | j|K The same careful measurement of ingredients, "■™ l »^*\lJ^LL- J W) the same scrutiny of quality anj the same W Of? care in mixing that you would take in the making of a cake tor a special occasion, is taken CT/Mi t\Rsl iffil by our expert bakers in the preparation of our t rl V -A fl§| Home-made Cakes. But we make them for a con- I / \ W siderable less than you could hope to, for we make J?, { V W M. so many. Next time try one of Jevne's delicious fflfa Jfa 208-210 S. Spring St. Wilcox Building REFRIGERATORS CONSUMPTION CURED DR^k H iA B B r oN Private Fanitarlura. Report ol cases sent free. 415>4 South Spring St.. Los Angeles, Cal. of "yelps from the watchdogs of the treas ury." a la Representative Mall any, If pre sented In the house. Mr. Moody presented the claim the other day, with an explana tion that the beneficiary was now a very old man, much In need of the money. It was one of the legislative feats of the week tnat the bill passed without objection.—Wash ington Post. A Church Service at Home Mr. Rings (to his valet, Sunday morn ing)— Well. I declare, this Is a wonderful age! Thanks to the discoveries of science, I am able to sit here comfortably In my room, and by means of a phonograph par ticipate In an entire service of Westmin ster abbey. Now, James, take your place at the box and begin turning the crank when you see that I have the tubes properly adjusted. James—Yesslr. Mr. Blngs (half an hour later)—l am get ting a little tired, James. Turn just a trifle faster. Mr. Blngs (ten minutes later)— What's the matter, James? James—Please, sir, the maid just opened the door and said Mr. Whlpp was want-In' you to go out riding with him. His car riage is at the door. I told hor you was en gaged, but you'd b% down as quick as you got through. Mr. Blngs—Quite right. But I haven't got to the sermon yet. Turn, James—turn like sixty!— New York Weekly. The Smashing of Cervera The difference between Admiral Sampson and Sheridan is that Sampson was only seven miles away when the fun began, but those were the longest seven miles that ever worried a fighting man. In view of the circumstances, we have decided to wear a Schley button over our patriotic heart, and wish better luck to the admiral next time. We can almost see Dewey's grin at this distance. We observe that our gallant fellow-countryman, Captalnn Evans, In dulged In his favorite allusion to the In fernal regions, with which he appears to be tolerably familiar, and we shall leave him to the tender mercies of the ministerial alliance, with the propitiating reminder that even the immortal Washington swore horribly on one occasion in the heat of battle. It Is creditable to the gallant Cer vera that there are no reports of profanity emanating from him, although he had some provocation. It seems that he WM too busy shedding tears of mortification to swear.—Chicago Post. A Name to Fit "So you call your dog Dewey, do you? It seems to me that he's a very honr-ly looking cur to be honored with such a name." "But Dewey Is an especially appropriate name for this dog." "How so?" "It doesn't matter what he happens to bo doing, he's always ready to suspend opera tions for breakfast."—Chicago News. Stepping Stone to Prosperity The California congressional delegation needs no urging on the Nicaragua canal matter, but still there is no harm in remind ing them that the people hero are all anx ious for the fulfillment of the great project. It would moan the greatest stopping-stone to prosperity the west has had since the day Marshall discovered gold In California. —Oakland Tribune. The World's Visual Angle Increased American armor plate. American guns and the American men behind the guns are causing Europe to see stars and stripes everywhere.—Philadelphia Press. POINTED PARAGRAPHS Some politicians begin at the bottom and work down. Nearly every man you meet is posing as his own Ideal. The earth Is the first revolver of which we have any record. The bachelor leads a single life, but the married man Is often led. The thatrical "angel" is wingless, hut his money flies, just the same. Solomon said it all; there is nothing left for us but a I if tie remodeling. Beware of the man who practises humil ity; tir- may be trying to humtlate you. A woman's understanding ha© a great deal to do with her Ideas of dress reform. It may pain a mother when she corrects her naughty offspring, but not in the same place. When a sociable man has a minute to spare he goes and bothers some man who Is busy. An old bachelor aays ho never married because marriage (c a lottery, and lotteries are illegal, v . IN THE PUBLIC EYE Believing that the next house of repre sentatives will be Democratic, the friends of Congressman David A. De Armond, of Missouri, have brought him forward as a candidate for the speakership. Zachariah Ziazelle, a farmer of Delta township, Ingham county, Mich., Is said to be an exact counterpart of Gen. Shafter both ;ts to features and form. Zazetls weighs nearly 300 pounds. The Princess Dolgourouka, the beauty who fascinated Czar Alexander and be came his morganatic wife, Is now de scribed as " a dreadfully ill-dressed wom an, with bloated and blotohy face, specta cles, and a most prominent, ugly nose." Middle-aged and old people in Oalesburp; remember when Shafter, the Santiago hero, was a hustling employe of the Bur lington road at that place. He is remem bered as a manly, ambitious young fel low, tho leader in spelling and wrestling. Lieut. John G. Qulnby, who fired the dy namite guns on the Vesuvius at Santiago harbor, is a son of the late Brig. Gen. I. F. Quinby, a classmate and friend of Gen- Grant. Lieut. Qulnby was appointed to Annapolis by President Grant, and though Its youngest member he graduated third In his class. It is said that when Schley and Sampson were young oillcers on board the same ship a number of years ago the latter ordered severe punishment inflicted on a marina for an offense of which tho man was guilt less. Schley protested, a quarrel ensued and the man who is now commodore) slapped Sampson's face. Since then they have never been friends. Guy U. Lee, of Rockford. a student In the university, has started from Madison to Brazil in a canoe. He went across Lake Monona and followed the Yahara south. He will go down the Ko.-k river to the Mis sissippi, thence to New Orleans, then across of the Gulf of Mexico and the Carlb ouu sea to the south Atlantic ocean and Etta Janeiro. The death of Dr. Yon Rokitansky, of Gra.z, a son of the celebrated Viennese Vrrt. Yon Rokitansky, calls to mind tha fat -at the latter had four boys, two of who. tudl-d medicine, wnile''the othef two imo singers. When asked what their »fof•isloni wore the elder Yon Roki tansky Ulvariably replied: "Zwei heulef tid zwei hellen "—"Two howl and twA heal." Admiral Dewey was i 'ways a strict dis ciplinarian, and occaslot.ally inflicts pun ishment In curious ways. Once while lit a foreign port he suddenly ordered tho heaviest tackle to be gotten out of the hold without delay. After two "hours' hard work his order was carried out, and he then directed that a large chew of tobacco which had been thrown under one of tha guns l)e hoisted overboard. Never again on that cruise was such an unpardonable offense committed. In France there are 83 females to-every 100 males. SIMMER RESORTS Write for circulars and full Information as to special advantages, rates, manner of reaching, etc., mentioning The Herald. Magnetic Springs. GLENWOOD, CAL. Mountain House; heart of the Santa Crus mountains; hot and cold magnetio baths free; cottages for families; stage meets S:l5 train from San Francisco. Terms to suit every health-seeking person. Partic ulars of L. V. PERHACS, Glenwood, Cal. Independence Lake A Charming Spot to Visit This Summer lioats Irce to guests. Fine fish.ng. 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