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Two years ago, when the Democrat ic congressional convention was hold ing its sessions in this city and was "all tangled up" in the Patton-Rose contest, the railroad push went regu larly at each adjournmentto the head quarters of the Republican boss, Her vey Llndley, at the Westminster hotel, to receive their instructions. That aame Push—the very nfen who then kotowed to Boss Lindley—are behind the call issued by L. Herzog. They succeeded in knocking the party out of a representative in congress then; they are trying to disrupt the party now. TRYING TO SPLIT THE PARTY A small and discredited faction of the Democracy, which is most accurately designated as "the railroad push," is en gaged in a scheme to disrupt the Demo cratic party of Los Angeles county. The plot was developed yesterday, when cer tain postal cards came into evidence, with the following notice: LOS ANGELES, Cal.. Aug. 4, IS9S. Whereas, Mere than twenty-five mem bers of the Democratic county central committee have requested a call for a meeting of the county central com mlttfce. for the purpose of carrying out the directions of the state central com mittee relative to the determination of the manner in which the delegates to the state convention shall be selected, and. whereas, the chairnu n of the coun ty central committee refuses to call said committee together. Now, therefore, a meeting of the Dem ocratic county central committee Is hereby called to meet at New Turn verein hall. Los Angeles, on Saturday. August 6, ISJtS, at 2 oclo-.k p. m.. for the purpose of determining the manner of selecting delegates to th-» state con vention, and to call a county conven tion, and for the transaction of such further business as may come before the committee. 1.. HERZOG, Secretary Democratic County Central Committee. It is well known that the men behind li. Herzog, who are Instigating this act ion, are Tom McCafTery, train dispatcher of the Southern Pacific; H. Patton, po litical manipulator for profit; M. W. Conkling. and two or three others of the railroad company's political handy men in this section. They are working ln the interest of the Southern Pacilic politi cal bureau, and probably under instruc tions Issued direct from San Francisco. There is no grievance that these men are seeking to adjust; there Is no party Integrity or point of principle that they are seeking to vindicate. They are sim ply undertaking a desperate game to bring dissension Into the ranks of a hitherto united Democracy, defeat fu sion and prevent the nomination of Ma guire for governor. No honest purpose is back of this call, for any reasonable man would know the utter folly of try ing to bring together on one day's notice a fair representation of the Democratic county central committee —a body com posed of about 170 members, scattered all over this county of magnificent di mensions. The object is, rather, to as semble a few committeemen primed for the affair, to call another Democratic convention ur.d send a contesting dele gation to the state convention. It is a shrewd and shameless attempt to dis rupt the party by a gang of marplots who are thoroughly discredited and who are taking this last desperate chance to destroy what they cannot control. Were it possible to secure a full and representative meeting of the county central committee, we would have no fears of the result; but the men who have issued this irregular call have taken care that such an attendance shall be out of the question. We can only hope that enough members who are ln favor of holding the Democratic party together. will attend the meeting at 2 oclock this afternoon and defeat the scheme of the wreckers. This can best be done by adopting a resolution con firming the action of the executive com mittee in calling the primaries for the Sth and the convention for the 10th Inst. The would-be disorganizes will no! doubt go before the meeting today with the most plausible sort of a claim for fair play nnd the profour.dest air of In jured innocence. They will assert the tacreiness of Democratic precedent ar.d denounce the executive committee foT usurping undue authority and at tempting to boss the party. Let no loyal member of the committee be de ceived by this Pharisaical pretense; it simply cloaks a deep-laid scheme to work mischief. The executive commit tee has done no more than Its plain duty; it has called primaries in an open and fair manner, and has taken steps to secure an honest and full expression from the members of the party In this county. There has been no effort to ger rymander precincts or fill the election booths with men of any particular fac tion. There is no Just or adequate rea son why the election should not pro ceed as already arranged. Every Democrat knows that the state committee, on the 30th of July, called the Democratic state convention for the 16th of August. This call was not pro mulgated until the 31st of July, and the chairman of the county central commit tee was not officially notified until the Ist of August. Under this call the cre dentials of state delegates must be cer tified to the secretary of the state com mittee at hast five days prior to the day of holding the state convention. The very latest day, therefore, upon which the county convention could be held was the 10th of August. The ex ecutive committee, therefore, found it self confronted with a serious difficulty. It had only nine days ln which to call primaries and hold the county conven tion. The executive committee, under these circumstances, deemed it inadvis able to cull the central committee to gether, and they were led to this conclu sion by the fact that the Gth of August would be the very earliest day upon which such meeting could be held, if propet notice should be given to the coun try committeemen, and by the furthei tact that to call them together upon tht Bth and again upon the 10th would work a double hardship upon them, In loss of time and expenditure of money, and also that' it would be doubtful if many of the central committeemen living at a listance would respond to the notice at all. With no other purpose in view than that of subserving the best interests ol the party, the executive committee ex ercised a right which had been exercised by former committees, and called thi primaries and the convention. The at tention of central committeemen is invited to that call (which is published in other columns of this issue), and they are asked to point out anything therein which Is not in accordance with Democ racy, good politics and fair play. That this call is not acceptable t< ballot-box stutters, repeaters, wirepull ers and ward bosses, we have no hesi tation in admitting. No serious com plaint about it has thus far been mad? by respectable Democrats, and if any complaint has been made, it has lone ■ ince been withdrawn. All the objec tions come from those individuals wh< have been instrumental in calling tht meeting of today, and who have taken especial care to notify all of their kind, and have trusted that the one-day mailed notices to the other members of the central committee throughout the county may not be largely effective. The duty of ail honorable Democrats is plain. The executive committee Is made up of the very best men in the party, and Dr. Hill, chairman of that committee, as well as his co-workers in the crusade against this disreputable element, should receive the solid sup port, as they merit the esteem, of every loyal and right-thinking Democrat ln the county. There is hardly a doubt that Uncle Collis's political managers have cap tured the machinery of the Republi can party in this state and will dictate its nominations this yer.r. Are we going to let them divide and destroy the Democratic party, so that they can "make assurance doubly sureP" ONWARD TO—WHAT? The imperialists may have to content themselves for a few months with the acquisition of Hawaii. A little later their accelerated appetites will be tem porarily appeased with the formal ces sion of Porto Rico and a few smaller islands in the Caribbean sea. Within a year their propaganda will have made it perfectly apparent that Cuba must be annexed—pacification of the island. according to the original purpose, will be along these lines. They have already discovered, in the insurgent army, "a surprising sentiment in favor of union." and among its officers has been disclosed "a remarkable shift of feeling." They already assert that Garcia, the uncom promising foe of annexation, has, within a night, completely revised his opinions, and now believes that "the welfare of Cuba depends upon her joining the sis terhood of states." Two senators from the eastern state of Cuba are necessary to offset the influence of two senators from the western state of Hawaii. And if statehood is accorded to Cuba, why not also to Porto Rico, whose people are rallying around the Hag and singing Yankee Doodle? Impatient indeed must be the impe rialist who isn't satisfied with the cur rent of events —with the drift of senti ment in favor of territorial acquisition, colonization and commercial expansion. An adaptable president will no doubt i take warning, and in future messages i refrain from jocular references to the . dangers surrounding a war of conquest. , The Morgans and Hoars of the senate LOS ANGELES HERALD: SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST 6, 1898 will recognize their error ln assuming that the country can safely step outside its traditional policy and take In Ha waii without going further, and the Tellers will explain that when they in sisted upon the insertion In the war res olutions of a disclaimer of earth hunger, they only broached in Jest, i The flood is moving grandly on, wash i ing away the now decomposed banks of ' tradition, loosening the sturdy oaks and I the tall sycamores and sweeping them Into the mad current. No power can check it, no influence divert its course. Labeled "manifest destiny," it will con tinue to move majestically onward to w-hat? Unless all signs fail in this dry year, the marplots who are trying to split the Democratic party wide open and defeat fusion will get a terrific set back at the meeting of the county cen tral committee today. WE ARE THE PEOPLE Pago Pago Is again in evidence. It is said to he the only harbor of any value In the Samoan group. The title to It has been vested in the United States for a quarter of a century, only we have never before appreciated its strategic value and commercial Importance, for the rea son that, since its cession, we have flat tered ourselves that a protective tariff would preserve us our own home mar ket, and that was all we have coveted. Now it is different. We want the earth, and along with It a few coaling station! out in the deep, a few naval stations for our battleships, a few mid-ocean acres fnr the politico-commercial colo nies of the future. Pago Pago is 4016 miles from Pan Fran cisco. 4012 miles from Yokohama, 2261 from Honolulu, 3000 from Guam, and 4000 from Manila. Of what significant', is distance in world commerce? A long time ago congress appropriated a quarter of a million dollars for the improvement "f Pearl harbor, anothei valuable possession ln the Hawaiian group. Hut it was never used. It ther seemed as if its employment for that purpose would be tantamount to throw ing the money Into the sea. It is still available, but it has been discovered that it can lie used for the improve ment of any little old harbor anywhere. And so it is going to be used in forti ,'ying Pago Pago, and an expert en mincer is to be speedily dispatched t» the land of hurricanes, to make the pre iiminary arrangements for its disburse m mt. Pearl harbor is now in theTJnltec" States, and has become a direct claim ant for position, top of column, in tht annual river and harbor bill, along with Galveston. Milwaukee and San Pedro. The scheme is flawless, and will not be criticised. We must have more earth, nnd more naval stations to protect it. We must shnot mir surplus products int. new countries, for our own refuses longer to absorb them. We have plenty of mills, but they are not just at this moment mitting columns of black smoke from their chimneys, as we once saw them doing In the illuminated posters issued by the Hanna campaign committee. Americans are a great people. And "we are the people." The best way to checkmate the ef fort of the disgruntled railroad push to divide the party is for the members of the Democratic county central com tnittee to turn out in force nt today's meeting and ratify the action of the executive committee. JOINED TO HER IDOLS The queen regent Is represented as de sirous of uniting all parties, "save the Carlists and the Republicans," upon the terms of the treaty agreed upon, and to that end has summoned the leaders of all the other political divisions to a con ference. It is not strange that she should re gard the pacification of the Carlists as a hopeless undertaking, since their most cherished hopes are based upon popular dissatisfaction and the chaos that it may resolve itself into. But it is not a hopeful sign that she spurr.s the ap proval of the most liberal and enlight ened element of the population of the kingdom, whose composite thought and aspirations are represented by Castelar. She cannot be Influenced by fear of an other revolt from that element, for its great leader—the first president of the first Spanish republic—has publicly de clared, since the war began, that the country Is more monarchical In its tend encies than ever. He even went so far as to declare that, under the constitu tion, Spaniards enjoy about all of the liberty they are entitled to or are capa ble of appreciating. His loyalty to the throne, in its deepest distress and great est weakness, has been distinctively heroic. The man, and what his name stands for, would seem to deserve more consideration, at this hour, than the queen is disposed to yield. Can any good come out of Madrid? Members of the county central committee: Stand by the party. Stand by the action of the executive committee. It provides for a full and fair vote of the party at the primaries, and no fair Democrat need be afraid of that. It is In the direct interest of the people to circumvent the Southern Pacific rail way In Its political designs, whether its hand is shown in the manipulation of the machinery of the one party or the other. It Is altogether safe to assume J that what it is after is something it i should not have, and something which lit knows cannot be secured through | legitimate means. Voters and taxpay ers of all parties should come to recog nize the company's strikers in commit ters and conventions, and view with the - greatest suspicion every movement they | make. They represent not the people. but are the puppets of a merciless cor poration ln disguise. A week ago yesterday reliable inform ation was received from Santiago as to the condition of the army, the reports of that day, not materially differing from those of this morning. A colonel of In fantry then gave it as bis opinion that not twenty per cent of the army "could - now pick up their kit, accouterments, a day's rations and a blanket and march three miles." Nothing was to be gained by keeping such an army In Cuba. Peace prospects and common humanity de manded Its return. But the secretary ' of war yielded only when an entire army i corps practically rose up ln revolt. There Is no complaint as to the places for holding the Democratic primaries, or as to the personnel of the election officers. The grievance of the push Is that they were not afforded an oppor tunity to manipulate the call ln a par tial way and for faction ends. Out with these Irreconcilable!! Their plea is not for fair play, but for plunder. They are not influential, but—a child can wreck a train. Their aim is to distract and divide, and prevent the nomination and election of a governor Inimical to Southern Pacific Interests. Last night's report from Santiago shows 3354 cases of sickness in Shafter's army, of which 254S are from fever. There were 502 new cases of fever Thurs day. One day's death roll—Thursday's —accounted fnr fifteen of our gallant soldiers. Fever Is working far worse havoc among our troops than did Span ish bullets. Who is responsible for hav ing kept the conquerors of Santiago there, despke protests and the fact that there was nothing for them to do? It was quite unnecessary, upon thi part of an esteemed Republican contem porary, to explain that Mr. Gage is not directly responsible for the graceless act of the central committee in disfran chising half the voters in the county, oy calling the primaries to meet in tht tree tops and on the rugged mountain summits. The supreme test of Mr. Gage's honesty will be applied later. We shall see with what grace he accepts the frultt of such brazen jobbery. Aguinaldo seems to have some positive 'onvletlons as to what should be done with the Philippines. And to that ex tent he has the advantage nf a great many people In the I'nited States. That he should want to know where he is at. since Old Glory has been unfurled or. the islands, is not strange. He naturally ibjects to being classed as both fool and knave. He talks very rationally in our news columns this morning. The Illinois Manufacturers' associa tion has appealed to the president to ln •lude In the peace settlement a condi tion that "the ports of all Spanish terri tory In the Pacific ocean be opened up on the most liberal terms to all products of American Industry." This Idea of fix ing the tariff policy for a conquered ■ciuntry in perpetuity, and by force of arms, will strike the average reader as novel, at all events. All the humor current is not confined to the humorous column. It is some times found concealed beneath .'he most ■olemn phrasings of the telegraphic news. Thus: "Rohledo was closeted vith Sagasta for two hours. He said •o him there must be war, war, war. He afterwards talked freely with the re porters." Some American prospectors slipped n'ress the narrow channel of Bering --traits, the other day, and entered upon a more or less systematic exploration ■f the Siberian wilds. But they were apprehended by a body of Cossacks and turned back. It was feared their pur pose was to annex Russia! The insurgent leader Aguinaldo begins to realize that he may have some un til.islnd business on his hands after peace is declared. He claims to have as much right to drive Spain from the east ern hemisphere as we have to drive her from the western hemisphere. It is well to have an understanding. The finesse of Sagasta is shown in his scheme of committing to the terms of peace offered the leaders of all of the dynastic parties, in advance of his final answer. He thus minimizes the censure of his administration. But it takes time to do so neat a Job. An Intimation has been given out'that the American peace commissioners will be ex-President Harrison, Senator Cush man K. Davis and ex-Secretary of State Richard Olncy. With such a commis sion the country will be content. Our school boys, much Interested In naval lore, have been erroneously taught that a captain is bigger than a commo dore. When the kids grow up and get into politics they will know more about naval affairs. The consensus of opinion Is that Hooley paid too much for the lordly influence he bought. In these days of falling prices, too, "Introductions" should be counted ln shillings and pence, and not in pounds. "Alger's course is condemned on every hand," say the dispatches from the front. It may Borne time dawn upon the presi dent that he is carrying a pretty heavy load In the person of his war secretary Merrltt's flrst epistle to the Philippinos has not yet materialized. We fear he hesitates. He ought to know what hap pens to those who make that mistake. The Seventh California has at last been officially designated to sail with the next expedition to Manila. This order is be lieved to have no string tied to lt. Aguinaldo is rapidly becoming pacified again. Our people evidently saw blm last. The United States can afford to wait. It holds the fort. »»e Garcia appears to be getting on to our curves. The European concert sings sweet and low. Dooley in Doubt About the Philippines "I know what I'd do IT I was Mack." said Mr. Hennessy. "I'd hist a flag over th' Ph'llppeens an' I'd take in th' whole lot Iv thlm." "An' yet," said Mr. Dooley, " 'tis not more thin two months since ye lamed whether they were Islands or canned goods. Veer back yard Is so small that ye'er cow can't turn r-round without buttln' th' wood shed off th' premises, an' ye wudden't go out to th' stock yards without takin' out a policy on ye'er life. Suppose ye was stundln' at th' corner lv State sthreet an' Archey r-road, wud ye know what car to take to get to th' Ph'llppeens? If ye'er son Packy was to ask ye where th' Ph'llppeens is cud ye give him army good idea whether they was in Rooshla or Jus' wist iv th' thracks?" "Mehbe. I cudden't," said Mr. Hennessy, haughtily; "but I'm f'r takin' thlm ln any how." "So might I be," said Mr. Dooley, "If I cud on'y get me mind on It. Wan iv th' worst things about this here war is th' way It's makln' puzzles f'r our poor, tired heads. Whin I wlnt Into It I thought all I'd have to do was to set up here behind th' bar with a good tln-elnt see-gar In me teeth an' toss dlnnymlte bombs into th' hated city iv Havana. But look at me now. Th' war Is still goln' on an' lvery night whin I'm countln' up th' cash I'm asking mesllf will I annex Cubla or lave It to th' Cubtans? Will I take Porter Rlek\ or put it by? An' what shud I do with th' Ph'llppeens? Oh, what shud I do wld thim: 1 can't annex thlm because I don't know where they ar-re. I can't let go lv thim because some wan else'll take thlm If I do. They are eight thousan' lv thlm Islands with a popylatlon lv wan hundhrcd mill yon nuked savages, an' me bedroom's crowded now with me an' th' bed. How can I take thim in an' how on earth am 1 goin' to cover the nakedness iv thlm sav ages with me wan shoot lv clothes? An' yit, 'twould break me heart to think i\ givin' people I nlver see or heerd tell h back to other people I don't know. An' i. I don't take thlm Sohwarlzmeisler, dowt ih' sthreet, that has half me thrade al ready, will grab thlm sure. "It ain't that I'm afraid iv not doln' th r-rig-ht thing in th' end, Hinnlssy. Some mornln' I'll wakf up an' know jus' what t.i do, an' that I'll do. Hut 'tis th' annoyanci lv th' tnanetime. I've been re-r&udin' about th' counthry. 'Tie over beyant ye'er left shoulder whin ye'er faein' east. Jus' throw ye'er thumb back an' ye have It ac-rate as tnny man in town. 'Tls farther thin Boohl garya an' not as far as Pdewehoochoo. It's near Chlny an' it's not so near, an' if a man was to bore a well through fr'm Goshen, [ndianny, he might sthrike it, an' thin again he might not. It's a poverty ithrlcken ccUnthry, full lv gould an' precious stones, where th' people can pick dinner off th' threes an' ar-re starvin' be cause they have no'step-ladders. Th' In habitants is mostly nnggurs an' Chinny men, peaceful, Industhrus an' law-nbidln'. but savage an' bloodthirsty In their meth ods. They wear no clothes except what they have on, an' each woman has five husbands an' each man has five wives. Th' r-rest goes into th' discard, th' sam< is here. Th' islands has been owned be .Spain since befure th' fire, an' she's threat id thim so well they're now up in ar-rms again her except a majority iv thlm which is thruly loyal. Th' natives seldom fight, but whin they get mad at wan another they r-run a-muck. Whin a man r-runs a-muck sometimes they hang him an' sometimes they discharge him an' hire a new motorman. Th' women ar-re beauti ful' with languishln' black eyes, an' they smoke see-gars, but ar-re hurried an' In complete In their dhress. I see a pitcher iv wan th' other day with nnwthln' on her but a basket iv cocoanuts an' a hoop-skirt. They're no prudes. We import Juke, hemp, cigar wrappers, sugar nn' fairy tales fr'm th' Ph'llppeens, an' export six-inch shells an' th' like. Iv late th' Ph'llppeens has awaked to th' fact that they're behind th' limes, an' has received much American am-mlnltlon in their midst. They say th' Spanyards Is all tore up about It. "1 l'arned all this fr'm th' pa-pers, an' 1 know 'tis sthralght. An' yet. Hlnissy. I dlnnow what to do. about th' Ph'llppeens. An' I'm all alone in th' wurruld. Iv'rybod;. else has ma-dc tip his mind. Ye ask army con-ducthor on Ar-rchy r-road, an' he'll tell ye. Ye can And out fr'm th' pa-pers, an' if ye really want to know, all ye have to do Is to ask a prom'nent citizen who can mew all th' lawn he owns with a safety razor. But I don't know." "Hang on to thlm."said Mr. Hennessy. stoutly. '"What we've got we must hold." "Well." said Mr. Dooley, "If 1 was Mack I'd lave it to George. I'd say: 'George,' I'd say, 'If ye'er f'r hangin' on. hang on it is. If ye say lave go, I dhrop.thim.' 'Twas George won thim with th' shells, an th' question's 'up to him."—Chicago Jour nal. No Bullet to Kill Him W. Z. Lamed received another letter Ihls week from his son. William A. Lamed, the famous tennis player, who is a member of the troop of Rough Riders. In the course of his letter Lamed says: "We crossed a small river any way we could, and deployed into a field and charged a hill held by the Spanish. A good many were killed, among them our captain (Buckey O'Neill), whom I heard say just before he was shot: 'There is no bullet made that can kill me.' It was about five minutes after that he was shot ln the mouth and killed."—Summit (N. J.t Record. THE BAN ON PROFANITY If New York enforces that law assess ing a penalty for swearing It Willi soon be the richest municipality in the world.—Chi cago News. As Mr. Guggenhetmer l« responsible for New York's new antl-profanlty ordinance, a favorite remark ln Gotham just at pres ent is, "I don't give a Guggenhelmer!"— Boston Globe. The World advises Reformer Guggen heimer, of the New York municipal assem bly, to aim his new ordinance at the fellows who use disgusting language ln public places and to let the plain, ordinary swear ers alone.—Hartford Courant. Even men wno now and tnen use stron* language themselves will approve the or dinance recently enacted by the New York city council for tha punishment of profane swearers who open the flood-gates of their wrath in the streets and other public places. Some men swear as a means of "letting off steam," but there is no excuse for the op eration when It Is conducted coram pub lico—in street cars, In elevators and in places where It is sure to offend other peo ple, and especially women. As for" the blackguardism which delights In Indecent language. It Is without excuse at any time or in any company. It Is aB true now as it was 200 years ago that- Immodest words admit of no defense, For want of decency Is want of sense. —Chicago Chronicle. t Men's Summer * SllitS At Clearance Prices 5 Since the first the prices on our Men's Sum- tf mer Suits have been on the decline, until now # they have struck bottom. Broken lines of sum- 1 mer weights at the following genuine reductions. 2 Men's $10 Summer Salts at $7.50 # men's $12 Summer Suits at $10.00 •* Men's $15 Summer Suits at $12.00 J Men's $20 and $18 Summer Salts at ..$15.00 Z MULLEN &Kl¥n j I . . INDISCREET . . * 5 IPTAY have been Shafter in miking public Teddy's tart transcript. But the X i IVI M*' s a,KI triumphs at Santiago are perhaps beyond what we home X 5 / bodies can realize, and a suspension of judgment is wise. No suspension J J of judgment, however, is necessary to pronounce him indiscreet who rushes J ? blindly into the battle of life vithout a business education. Our courses of ? € study are practical, attractive, crisp. 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PRICE, per bottle AT Uw CONSUMPTION CURED DB - bY",^ 8 ™ Crivato Siiiiitarimn. Kecort of cmrcb sent free. 4\o l i South Sprius 5...L01 Arigftlei, CaV. Our Neighbors Robbing Peter to Pay Paul A firm of attorneys claim to have dis covered a means by which they can bleed the state for the benefit of the various counties and themselves. They claim cer tain moneys heretofore paid into the state treasury can he recovered and that they will do so If given 50 per cent of what they may induce the state board of examiners to allow. It strikes us that this a good thing for the supervisors to let alone. It will not prove a good Investment. If the matter applied to this county alone, like the back dues on orphans, lt would be different, but when it operates equally on all the counties nothing will be gained by it. The Interests of the county and the state are so closely Interwoven that for all the counties to make a grab at the state treasury Is like a man taking money out of one pocket and placing it in another.— Fresno Expositor. So Disinterested It is wonderful, indeed, what an Interest the Republican ringsters have taken In the Democratic party all of a sudden. They urge that the Democratic end of the fuslon lsts hold a delegate convention, when as a matter of fact their only reason for so doing is that they are aware that a ticket nominated In a mass convention would wipe hide and hair off the Republican ticket at the fall election. These ringsters are crazy on the subject of a delegate con vention —they believe that because a few of the Republicans have been misdoing the affairs of the Republican party so long in a. delegate convention that that is the proper way to accomplish the work.— Riverside Enterprise. Blind Republicanism Our old-time political associates have followed blindly a name without Repub lican principles; followed a party that has abandoned the principles they believed In during the dark days of the republic, for which they fought and have permitted themselves to be dragged into the com panionship of plutocracy and the ene mies of the industrial classes and the re public for which Abraham Lincoln sac rificed his life.—San Diego Vidette. Too Thin What a pleasure it is giving the Repub lican papers to encourage the Cator-mid dle-of-the-road Populists to encourage •that auxiliary to their party in the en deavor to disrupt the forces of reform. Its no use, Republican brethren. Every intelli gent voter can see through the scheme. When Republicans pat a man like Ca;or on the back, honest people have good rea son to be suspicious.—San Bernardino Free Press. Be Wise in Time The middle-of-the-road Populists will some day begin to realise that their path way unavoidably leads to a capacious hole. -Otay Times. Thinly Clad The Randsburg Miner says it is so hot out that way that the people wear nothing but a gee string and a smile.— Devious Definitions Junction—A place where two roads sep arate. Conceit—Often the true term for exagger ated humility. Expert—A man who doesn't get confused when cross-examined. Villagers—People who wear abbreviated clothing In comic operas. Miserly—People who don't spend their money as we think they should. Nervous—The sensitive state of some peo ple induced by the nerve of others. Love—The thing that makes a girl think as much of a man as she does 1 of herself. Repartee—The bright things we always think of after the occasion forsayinig them Is past.—Chicago News. To Be Taken After Shaking An "Item" ln the cargo of the relief ship Resolute was 750,000 thre. -grain quinine pills for the army at Santiago. They will be distributed without the familiar injunc tion to shake well before taking.—New York Press. A Porcelain House Japan Is to send to\he Paris exposition a huge house, hexagonal in shape, and com posed entirely of porcelain. It measures sev eral yards ln circumference, and its weight will not be less than seventy tons.—Buffalo News. SIDEWALK TALKS "Tes, I have been out ln the mountains once already and hope to get off on another trip ln a short tlme. 1. O. Cooper lt lg not qulte ukt , the » rs » n Oabrlell tr , pg of oIJ dl4JrSi ten or twelve years ago, but there Is no end to the charm the mountains possess, and the more you visit thorn the more this grows on you. Haven't changed muchT No, I guess I have not; I may look a little older than I did fifteen years ago, but I do not feel a day's difference." o o o "This Is called my vacation, but it's a horse on me. 1 found something was ths matter with this eye Deputy Sheriff 0 ( m ine last week, M minium, with a an( j w ent to the doc patch over one eye! tor He told me I could not go to San Francisco or Santa Barbara, w here I intended to spend my vacation, but must stay right here and see him every day. 1 could not postpone my lay-off. for the other boys at the jail had arranged their dates. So, here I am, tak ing my pleasure time ln walking the streets anil making a dally call on my doctor. And. then I llnd there is danger of my losing tho eye altogether. Oh, 1 tell you I have a lovely time of lt. But there, run along now, or I will unfold a lot of hard luck stories that will make yo» feel bad for a week." o o o "It's hard for me to tell whethen I will go Into the wholesale business again. You see there Is no place B. E. OrandaUl *" ""' country whera merchants are so taxed directly and Indirectly aB they are in this city. There are the city and county taxes ln the flrst place, and they are high enough; then If there Is to be a Fiesta tha merchants have to raise the money for It; if there is to lie a display at the Omaha ex position, the merchants have to provide tho funds for the expenses; if there Is to b« a new church built, the merchants are the first ones to whom the subscription list is presented; If there Is anything to be dono wihlch takes money, the merchants ara the first called upon to subscribe, and they have to respond. 1 am not talking In a complaining Bpirit, for many of the efforts made by the aid of the merchants have done much for the town, and If It had not been for the money they have given away for different things this ottywouli not begin to lie whut It is Is overdone. It has become suoMßsburden that, as I say, I hesitate entering business again largely on that account. On the other hand, what the merchant does for the city the city does In turn for him, only he should he let alone for a little. Let me tell you in addition to these things, we havo now double the freight rates we used to pay and no Increase ln the price of gooSs; and then the banks have arranged things so thnt every draft or check to or from a country merchant has to be paid for In exchange, and this forms another and new tax on a merchants' capital. Still, it's a good place for business, and I suppose It woidd be hard to find a town that Is ln a better business condition than this. THE RECEIVER. Wheeler a Stalwart Wheel Horse "Gen. Joe Wheeler will get the biggest vote this year, when the people of his dls trict elect a congressman, that he ever re ceived," said E. M. Filmore of Alabama al the Riggs. "I live in his county, and I have heard dozens of lite-long Republicans say that th. y mean lo vote for him. Many Populists talk the same way. and, of course, the Dem ocrats are a unit for the little general, t think his nomination will be by acclama tion. He was always pretty strong wlttj the voters, but since his course in our trouble with the dons he has doubly strengthened his hold on the esteem of his constituents."—Washington Post. A New Arabian Nights That terrible Spanish privateer on the northwest coast of the Pacific has melted Into thin air. When the war is over somet industrious person will be able to make a highly Interesting collection of fairy tales to which the struggle has given birth.— Boston Herald. All Have Stingers Admiral Cervera will be pleased to have) the Wasp and the Hornet sent, to Spain with Watson's fleet. They will serve to show to his people what a swarm of bees ha got Into at Santiago.—St. Louis Globe Democrat.