Newspaper Page Text
6 LOS ANGELES HERALD BY THE HERALD COMPANY fTtASK O. riNI.ATSOW PtmM*«t ItOBT. Mj VO«T.....fcVIH«»Tliil Muni**** , H. H. I.AVERTY. . . .tlnMn»«« Mmi»«»f Ol.OfiST MORNTNO PAPER IN LOS ANOF.t,E3. r*n«4rA Oct. 9. IKTS. Tlilrty««Mr* T*«». ChnmhtT (if Commerce niilldlnit. TEt.Er HoNKß— Bumct. Pf«M !»• Hart*. Th« Mrmld. _ Official Paper of Lon Angeles 1 The enly r>«mncr<iMe newspaper In nouthert California. receiving 1 th» full AukaclaUil Pr««« fettrtrts. NI3WB PBnVTCK — Member of th« A» »or«ntrfl Pr«H«. • r#e*lftnß Its full re fwM. •»»rBKln« 25.000 word* n <l»y. ' BASTKnN AOKNT— J. P. MeKinnev. 101 Potter btilldlnjr. New York: ill Bore* bulidlnir.' Chtrnjtn. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION. WITH "— • " BUND AT MAOAZINH. " " p«ltr. by currier, per month I .15 Diillr, by mall, three months I»2 I>«11*. by hirtll. nix fnonth».: 8.90 t>«lly. by m"". ""• **"■■* i? 2 fl«n<inv H»r*lo\ by tnflll.'one y<«r.. 2.60 •W»»**!*» Homld. hy mall, one }»nr. 1.00 Entered at Postofflce, Loi Anireles. t« Seeond-elnns Matter. THE HKRAI-P IN SAN FRANCISCO AND ' OAKLAND — Lob An*ele» nnrt "Southern California visitors to San Francisco «n<l Oakland will find Tho Herald on sale at the news stands in the Ran Francisco Ferry bulidlnre and <>n the streets In Oakinnd by Wheatley •no" by Amos News Co. Population of Los Angeles 238,419 Don't let us have, another holiday without owl cars. Now the, flaya del Rey press ajjent sees sharks. Couldn't he have been more original? Boss Parker ought to he independent. as, In Republican circles, he Is about the whole thing. Maybe If Stanford White had lived he would have paid his heavy debts with the wages of sin. Senator Tlllman will be blsiown suc cessor. The tines of the pitefhfork are as pointed a.s ever, it seems. Those eastern wire tappers- are slow; out at Ascot one doesn't even require wires to make crooked races. Hut what has Willie to ■ say about Eiyan or the platform? He's no Demo crat; he's only an IshmaellUe. "With 106 at Fresno and 86 here one can" easily see why Los Angeles is the summer •reft!*:'* for all California. No, Willie Hearst will not be at the .Bryan welcome home. He is not as much of , a Democrat as is Roosevelt. Gen. Grant's nurse is dead, but the sole surviving servant of' George Wash ington is st/Jl numbered. by the score. Ilenrst very kindly and generously saye. he "hays no objections to Mr. Bryan for Uha r presidency."' What • would it matter, if, he did? j A 40-cent ral;e to the beaches is very but • what's the use In it when everyone* coming home after 12 O'clock has to -"walk home? Owl cars would be more i'ike it. ; The board of {.public works' desire to .'improve the streets of Los Angeles is a iinost laudable oiie, and there is ample 3 room for Its acti-ve outcome. It should i begin with the el ust nuisance. i ! That Chicago ] man who says that I'America's cllmaJte makes for degen '.eracy'doesn't include the Los Angeles 'brand in his remairks. If he would ad ivise everyone to atry our sort he would do the country some real good. | It is. very unjje^ierous, of course, in , President Roosevelt refusing to preside a,t Bryan's welcome home, but when. It 'la remembered thait Bryan is the man '■who is to put the Republican party out ■tti business this suh'clness is somewhat 'excusable. .'. Democratic clubs are springing up all vaver Oklahoma, and it is now declared, since the passage of the statehood bill, 'that Oklahoma will gtve Us first elec toral vote to "William Jennings Bryan. That was a " 'possum policy" worth iwhile. j A movement is on foot in the extreme section of the city to close the "saloons that have sprung up like mush •'jrooms just outside the limits, beyond Indiana avenue. That section is rap idly filling up with residents who will "appeal to the board of supervisors to •put the barrooms out of business. ' The Municipal league is Immensely tickled to find that the city has no deficit. Secretary Willard expresses pleased surprise at the she wing, but he Isn't half so delighted as the taxpayers, ;who ha,d anticipated a large difference between the income and the outgo. The city council may have done a few un wise things, but it has also done many good ones. In view of the fact that fifty-one lives were lost and 355t persons seri ously injured in this country on the. Fourth of July, it seems that the com mon senxe of the people would assert Itself In favor of a safe and Hane cele bration. They might take Los Angeles for an example. Here, with the lid off, there was comparatively little nome and only one or two inconsflquential acci dents, yet the people of this city had a very satisfying Fourth. • "Kepubllcans," nays the Tliuoh, »'have ' It In their power, If they will only use that power, to dominate the caucuses of (heir party, the prl:na»|e» of their party, the nominating conventions and th> election." Not while tha railroad machine keeps Us grip on their throat*. A|l the decent Itepublleunn ever control In thin county U the election, and the nmi'liliie lines kindly permit tham to cast their ballot*. Otherwise they are ;U.db,»n4»n<tfpot. < IMPROVE THE STREETS Announcement l» made, that the bonrd of public -work."", recognizing the Inex cusable condition of Lou Angeles streets, hn« planned a system of Im provement, beginning immediately, to Include the oiling of olxty miles of streets, the. rrplnclnpr of thousands of old crossing* with new one*, and pn* Inrfted districts for sweeping and sprinkling. The nnnounrrment comes not a day too soon. The dust nulxnncß nlone hna already come, to he considered nn of ficial outrnge, and the board run build a monument to itself by' suppressing thin one nuisance, If It never doc* any thing greater. How can the maps of our cltlzene be expected to evince pn thuslnsm for civic Ideality when they ore taking In, at every breath, samples of nil the nnstlness thnt whirls up from our Insufferably dusty and dirty streets? As every Intelligent person knows, the germs of most dreaded dis eases lurk in the dust of the streets, and these germs, whirling In the air, are a menace to the whole community. And nil this is absolutely Inexcusa ble. The natural conditions in this city are unusually favornble for clean streets and for nn atmosphere com paratively free from noxious particles. Nine-tenths of the streets In which the people are gulping dust clouds might he made free from the deplorable con ditions noted by the simple process of oiling, at comparatively little expense. That fact is demonstrated by the few streets thus treated. - And why should the board of public works confine Its operations in the oil- Ing line to only sixty miles of streets? It Is daily shown that sprinkling is a dead, rank failure. It doesn't accom plish the desired purpose and Is a large and Increasing waste of money— except where nsphaltum has been used to con struct the Rtreets. All streets not as phaltum paved should be first properly and scientifically oiled. After that, the need for sprinkling- will have been re duced lo the minimum* and only for the purpose of reviving the oil. The board of public works is on the right track, however, and it cannot en gage itself in better or more important business than the improvement of the streets of Los Angeles. Public patience is stretched mighty near to the snapping point in thh matter, and since the rev enues of the city are to be increased half a million dollars during the next fiscal^ year, the board of public works is right in concluding that the most profitable place to invest the money is in the streets. More power to the board! THE GOVERNMENT'S ESTIMATE A federal building for Los Angeles costing nearly one-third of a million dollars more than was expected is the pleasing promise that has just come from Washington. It Is reported that the government officials have fixed an upset price of $3000 a front foot for the old postofflce property on Main street, at -which figure the sale would yield a total of $480,000. The available fund al ready appropriatpd for the new build ing is $850,000, which added to $480,000 makes a total of J1, 330,000.- Los Angeles will have a greater and grander federal building than citizens have heretofore hoped for. Taking into account the value of the largo plot of land devoted for the new structure. Uncle Sam will have a piece of prop erty worth far above the $1,500,000 mark and Los Angeles will have one of tho finest government buildings west of Chicago and St. Louis. But the fact that we are to have an unexpectedly fino federal building in this city is not the only interesting feature of this news from Washington. Uncle Sam is an excellent judge of real estate values, as gauged by judgment of present conditions and future pros pects. The price he has fixed upon as the minimum value of his Alain street property is much higher than the pub lic has estimated it. The owners of contiguous property, it will be remem bered, were berated for refusing to sell, at what seemed to be very high prices, certain land required for the new building if the old site had been used. The figure now said to ho demanded by the government, however, is away above the prices at which adjoining land was held by the owners when the government wanted it. The figure of $3000 a front foot for unimproved property at Main and Winston street^ gives an impressive objeat lesson in the advance of Los An geles realty values within the last three or four years. No good judge of such values would have thought of marking half the figure now noted for that property when the project for building on the old site was first broached. Tho government has set a standard hy whlrh general real estate values In Los Angeles may be measured. SAN FRANCISCO WET AGAIN For the first timo a big American city will present a comparison between the civic effect of liquor prohibition—en forced by the military— and of the open door million. From the date of the catastrophe until July 5, San Francisco whs as near an approach to being a prohibition city as can be expected In a land where "hllnd pigs" fatten and thrive in spite of laws. Now the hh lonn InihlnesH has been resumed there, not at the old etands, but at such Im provised places sis may answer for temporary liquor dispensaries. As * showing of the prohibitive ex periment in Ban Kiumlsro, the general statement was made on July 5 that "since April 18 the city has been re markably free from crime; few arrests have been lnitilu and the police had little else to do than to patrol the streets/ 1 The health department re ports, also, ttiut during the aame period ''there ha» been a remarkable decrease in sickness in the city," and the esti mate is made that "there hm been an improvement of 50 per cent in the pub lic h*»lth." Now idi'f * tiie tetl on the utlitr vide LOS ANGELES HERALD: SATURDAY MORNING, JULY 7, 1906. of thp question. It Is said that 2000 licenses already have been granted to saloon keepers. All the saloons that were ready for business made a prompt start last Thursday and the rent of the 2000 will be In full blast a« rapidly as they can he equipped. It 111 not utated whether more than 2000 licenses, about half the former number, will be Issued. That will depend, probably, upon the effect of the mark-up In licenses from $R4 tn liiflO n year, and particularly to the political "pull" of license appli cants. Persons who arp fmnlilnr with liquor selling conditions In Ran Francisco prior (o the Calamity, when there were somewhere nPiir 4000 wide open liquor doors, will quickly draw conclusions about the. effect of the change Just mndo. San Francisco Is likely to be, tn this respect, itself again. There" will be, probably, n sudden renewal of police activity, and drunkenness 1 and crime npnln will crowd prison accommodation to the full capacity. Pi-LiECs affld iPia-fc Shady Business "I'm In a lhady business," A young mjin paid to me. "I'm sorry, sir. to know It, As snrry ns can bo." * "Oh, well, you needn't worry, There's money In It, too." I sighed at such nn answer; "That's nil the worse for you!" "Oh, I ilon't know 's 1 worry, On you no burden foils!" "What Is this shady business?" "XVhy, I make parasols!" Right now the hay rake Is mightier than the muck rake. That man who Is making a bust of President Roosevelt "in repose" has a job cut out for him. . But Fittsburg Is so used to the odor of its stogies that it can't even smell Its own si-.'indals. Girls will he girls— and a lot of old maids try to be. George Francis Peabody paid $668 for a special train from Atlanta to New York. My, but lie must have wanted to get away from Atlanta. Yellow Journalism This office is indebted to C. C. Brown for a couple of quarts of strawberries, certainly as fine as we ever saw. Jt is not exaggeration to say that each in dividual berry was ut slightly less than a teacup.— Mt. Gilead (O.) Repub lican. An old sea dog is not necessarily an ocean greyhound. Still you didn't have to read the Thaw yellow nastiness. Poppy— Should a woman work for her husband? Magnolia— lf she can't get one any other way. Maybe this back to nature fad is re sponsible for the peekaboo. Wall Street Arithmetic Ten mills make one trust. Ten trusts make one combine. Ten combines make one merger. Ten mergers make one magnate. One magnate makes all the money. That earthquake in Santiago the other day must have reminded the natives of Shatter falling out of his hammock. The sensible Los Angeles girl is al ways willing to share a husband's lot. if he will just put a cottage on it. Paris now reports that the French people have quit following John D. Rockefeller as he goes from place to place. It Is just as well. He never drops anything. Up to Date Have you cares anil have you troubles? Tell 'em all "skkldoo!" All your schemes go up in bubbles? "23" for you! It won't pay to get so gumpy, Fven If the road is bumpy, Get your back irp good and humpy — "23!" "Sklddoo!" Does the day seem dark and dreary? Tell it to "skiddoo!" Does your life seem cold and weary? "23" for you! Up against It, are. you? Well, you Needn't think the whole worlds yellow; Hustle up— be a good fellow! "23!" "Skiddoo!" -W. H. C. EARTHQUAKE IN MOUNTAINS Captain Poulsen Gives Graphic Ac- count of Yawning Chasms and Fall of Big Trees LOS ANGELES, July 6.-(Editor Herald): The effects of the earth quake. Iri the mountains east of Santa Cruz are given In a recent letter from Capt, K. Poulsen, residlrg on his ranch. The facts may Interest sume of your readers. He writes: "The earthquake wrecked me badly. Three of our houses came down at once. Six large redwood trees fell. The ground Is full of large cracks. Part uf my road slid into the gulch. Slides in tho orchard did some damage. Two large stones rolled down through the vineyard, smashing the vines. A, big redwood smashed the plow, left In the vineyard. Seven hundred feet of water pipe was damaged badly. "The morning of the earthquake I got up, as usual, at 4 o'clock; started the five and breakfast. Then settled dowi; to study my Sunday school lesson. (I have had charge of the Bible class for the past three years). When l got up to remove my breakfast from the stove th« shock came. The house came down, the Btove fell over and the chimney foil on me, pinning .me to the floor. My ankles were cut and 1 was badly bruised "After a month's confinement to my bed 1 am up mid around again. \V> have l)C£n living in our only remaining building— the hum— since that time.. The In iimcs can be raised and repaired, but at considerable expense. Nearly every house about here had some dam age. In onu of my neighbor*) fields there 1b an opening 60x60 feet wide. I am at present house r'a,lalug mid car pentering." Capt. {"oulaen's postotllce is Wright, Cal. The country there .Is known ua Bkyland. M. S. CKOSWKLI* Arrest* Chinese Embezzler Uy Atqociv.ed l'resa. SACKAMENTO, July 6.— Tom Quong, a <'hlni'HH wanted at Vacaville for the embezzlement of 1600 or $7(xi, waa ar rested in this city today by Sheriff Keeae, It in alleged Quoug Ivtd deen given the money by a fruit rompuny to MV the wages uf Chinese fruit \>U kerb and pttt-keii. W. B. MATHEWS TO HEAD THE TICKET MENTIONED FOR MAYOR BY THE NON-PARTISANS City Attorney's Name Discussed In. formally by Independents Who, However, Are Working for No Particular Candidate W, It. Mflfhews is n possibility ns n candidate for mayor on the citizens' nou-pnrliftan ticket. It Is true thp point Of funking selec tions for the ticket has not yet been reached by the new organization which was sturted Inst Mondny, night, but a number nf the men prominent In the movement ndmlt tlint the city attor ney's mime hal been discussed Inform* ally In coiint'ctlon with the muynrnllty, and tlint the suggestion that he bo a candidate hns seemed to meet with n ffood iloiil of favor. The point Is emphn sized, however, by those who are actively pngnged In this Independent movement that the organi zation was not formed with the Idea of working In the Interest of nny pur ticulnr cnndldntc or set of cniu'.ldates. They sny that 'when the time come? for nuiklng up n city ticket nn effort will be ninde to place the best men on It, Irrespective of their political af fillnllons. Meantime, they say it would be wide of the murk to assume that Mr. Math; cms' cnndidHcy is favored by tho or ganization, for that subject has not yet come up for formal discussion. Favored by Many No Ferret is made of the fact, how ever, that the city attorney's name in connection with the mayoralty has been discussed informally by some of the members of the qew organization, and. furthermore, it Is cheerfully admitted that the news of his nomination would he received with a good dcnl of satis faction by at least part of the member ship. The fact Is not lost sight of that an effort also is being made to Induce Mr. Mathews to run for congress, but it Is evident that strong hopes are enter tained that he could be prevailed upon to withdraw from that race and accept a place at the head of the ticket of (.he non-partisan organization. One of the men prominently inter ested in the new movement said yester day: "The public must not lose sight of the fact that the chief aim of this or ganization Is to select the best men ob tainable for the various offices. The movement was not started for the pur pose of booming any candidate for mayor. I cannot make that statement too broad. For the City's Good "We are working foi the good of the entire city, and consequently when the time conies for making up a ticket the merits of each man proposed as a can didate will be carefully considered. As yet" no names for any of the of fices to be filled have been considered, and the statement that Mr. Mathews will be nominated for mayor is there fore a case of jumping at conclusions. "Nobody is in a position nt present to say what tho committee will do in re gard to this question. "It :s, of course, possible that Mr. Mathews' name will lie considered, and it is also possible that he will'be nom inated. But one man's guess is as good as another's on that point just now. "Persinally I am a great admirer of the city attorney, and I will say that In my opinion he would make an ideal mayor. I do not believe there is a pian in Los Angeles who is better qualified for the office, and I know of a good many others who are of the same opin ion. Will Not Force Name "Some of these, I am free to say, are members of the committee of 100, but I do not wish to bo understood ns saying that an attempt will be made by these to force Mr. Mathews' name on the ticket against tho wishes of a ma jority of the committee. I think all of us stand ready to subordinate our per sonal inclination to the general good. "Some of Mr. Mathews' friends are circulating a petition with a view to inducing him to become a candidate for No Splitting Thru. Raggy-Say. Rugs, yer know detn two families down de road wot wuz always fussln 1 , deya (cade up an' burled de baiciieL Kuggles-Dut don't do us eny good. It oucbt ler bin de ax. NprluH fever. I'«t»-8ay, lta(», dl» la <J» time T year When all men is c-auat Ra(«y— Uow'a d»lT 1'«i»-'C»um» 4>>y* sot d«t tlrad faelta*. FRIENDS ARE PUSHING HIM FOR MAYOR W. B. MATHEWS ennpress, but I think he could perform a better service for Hie people of Los Anßele.s if ho were in the mayor's chair. "I believe, too, he could be induced to accept h nomination for mayor on such a ticket as we propose lo place In tho field. But in view of the fact t 1 at the committee of 100 has not yet got down to business, all talk of his candidacy necessarily must be regarded as premature." RAINED FOR THREE WEEKS Director Seamans Compares Oregon and Los Angeles Weather "I have enough of Oregon for a. while, nt least, ' said Kd. Seamans, director of the Hotchkiss theater, who arrived in Los Angeles last evening from the north, where he has been directing an opera company composed of the mem bers of the Olympia opera comna'ny, which played at the Hotchkiss last winter. "The firrt thro weeks of our enieraße ment in the north it did nothing but rain. From morning to night the pin tle patter of the rain delighted us not. Then when it finally did clear up the weather was unmentlonably hot. "For the next few weeks it was Oil degres in the shade, and from that the thermometer went up to 102 degrees, and when I left on Tuesday it was 102 Vi in the shade. "Los Angeles, with its coolness, ap peals to me mightily just now and I shall stny here for a month at least. "The Olympia opera company is still playing in the north and will continue until the fall, when I shall bring it to Los Angeles. "I have secured the best theater in San Francisco, and th^re I will put the Olympia opera company and will alternate with the burlesque company now at the Hotchkiss." Bryan Meets Haldane By Associated Press. LONDON. July 6.— William J. Bryan today lunched with Major John H. IBeacom, the United States military at tache, to meet War Secretary Haldane. The luncheon was arranged particular ly so that Mr, Bryan and Mr. ITnldane could meet. No other guests were pres ent. Tr©Lmp, Tramp RYAN WALKER In I. or Suvlnc. Weary RaKKles— Say, paid, why da you Btnoke such a short-stemmed pipe? Tatterden Tome— I will tell you, Raggs. The shorter the stem the less distance through which to draw the smoke! Kind Old GeiitK'inun-My jiuur aiuii " u « Ctimt you to b« a trump? Ti4i»i>— i Joined lbs "Op«'| Worry Club," tiu' then I dlUu't uti« wbeUicr i tust uta Jub or uuu FOUR DIE IN BIG EXPLOSION SAGINAW. MICH., IS SCENE OF CATASTROPHE Gasoline Tank in Dye Works Catch:s Fire With Fearful Results— Loss of Property Is $30,000 By Associated Press. SAC.INAW. Mich., July 6.— Four per sons '.vere killed and six injured, two of them seriously, by the explosion of a large gasoline tank at the Cosendai dye works here today. The dead: E. A. FOHL. GKOUOE COSENDAI. (SEOUGE SIGELKO. . CARL COSENDAI. Every window in the. block was bro ken by the explosion. The building was consumed by the flames which followed the explosion. Loss. $30,000. AUTO HITS STREET SWEEPER Lays the Case Before Police After Re. ceiving Treatment at the Hospital Struck by an automobile, which did not stop when it hit him, L. A. Jloore, a street sweeper, was taken to the re ceiving hospital, where severe bruises on the legs and hands were dressed yesterday afternoon. Moore, went to his home, 776 East Fifteenth street, later, having placed the affair in the hands of tho police for investigation. Moore did lfot know tho number of the automobile, but gave a good de scription of tlie occupants. Accounted For. Woman— 'What do you want to *at? Vaurant— Oh, I kin eat any tiling. Woman — i low long have you been a tramp? Vagrant— l alu't a tramp, I'm a poet. Got What He Hcrr»«-rt. P»te— Whut do m Vink of Cheeky Bill Imvln" de ii.iv. tu tell cut lady In d« wa.vi.idt; cutiuKH tie wua ft upon, and uuver ale anything but club »uiiawlcUe»« Weary— Aud did !m) got uuu dei<u? ' ... JMu-Well. Ut; nut On club, h<4( ngl 4* •KiUdwlull. . ..-.., SAYS INSURANCE WILL BE PAID GERMAN CONSUL TALKS OF FOREIGN COMPANIES "Dollar for Dollar" to Be Their Motto, as Emperor WIU j Ham Has So Or. dered Hy AMoHaterl i-ress. SAN FttANCISCO, July B.— "Orman Insurance companies will pay In full." Such Is the statement of p. Uopp, German consul, temporarily located In this city, who recently returned from Germany, where he Investigated the Btandlr of the companies doing busi ness on this const. "I am In a position to know that the Herman inpurnnco compalos will pay dollar for dollar," said the consul to day, "and I wish to ml vise all' persons doing business with a German company not to accept n compromise. None of the German companies wishes to be classed with tho 'six-bit 1 concerns. "My knowledge on this point is ab folute. Money to pay off every claim is on hand, and It will be a matter of but a few days when It will arrive." Mr. Nopp hns just concluded an ex haustive Investigation of conditions In Han Francisco, tho results of which he has pent off to his government. While making no recommendations to the home office, the (ennr of the report is unmistakably In favor of the Insurance companies carrying out their obliga tions. The consul would not commit himself on the attitude of Emperor William toward those companies that showed a tendency to shave their claims. The general Implication of his remarks, however, was to the effect that the emperor had practically ordered the companies to settle on a dollar for dol lar basis. >•';;; Y. M. C. A.'S GUESTS \ ENJOY RECEPTION Pretty Women Serve Fruitade and an Interesting Program of Exercises Is Held at the South Broadway Building The Informal opening reception given by the Young Men's Christian associa tion iast evening at its new quarters, 621 1-2 South Broadway, was one of the most enjoyable affairs of that as sociation. A large company of men and women lent their aid in making it a delight ful evening by their presence and so ciability. General Secretary D. E. Luther was the master of ceremonies. The following program -was given, all the parts being .particularly inter esting and several very amusing: Reading. Bmerson Knight: musical se lection, Mrs. C. J. Irwin; reading, Will Wallace; whistling solo. Miss Nella; music, Association quartet; duet, Mr. and Mrs. C. J. Irwin. The orchestra of the First Presby terian church, with Prof. H. G. Simp son as director, furnished music during the evening. Following the program a general so cial time was enjoyed and the guests inspected the new headquarters. A bevy of pretty young women served fruitude during the evening. The new headquarters lend them selves admirably to social affairs, as was evinced last evening:. The differ ent rooms, which are all tastefully furnished, open into the main lobby. Red and green are the prevailing tones in the furnishings and cut flow ers and greens set off the different rooms In charming relief. Loses Arm Under Wheels i By Associated Press SAN FRANCISCO. July 6.— Jameg Mlrande, a resident of South San Fran cisco, fell beneath the wheels of the Berkeley train as it was leaving Shell Mound yesterday. His arm was badly crushed and had to bo amputated above the elbow. ■■■•';■ A DROP IN DRY GOODS It was Saturday night and the stores were kept open until a late hour. Fred Emerson Brooks, tho poet-reader, had just finished his entertainment, and was walking- over to the hotel, accompanied by a resident of the town, whose store they presently passed on their way. "Walt until we can close up the store and I'll walk over to the hotel with you," said the man. "All right," replied Brooks, "I'll help you." With that, he grabbed up what, In the semi-darkness, seemed to be a couple of dummy dress forms, and started into the store with them, one under each arm. His triumphal pro gress was short, however, as two pierc ing screams arose, and his burdens struggled so vigorously that he dropped them as quickly as he had picked them up. They wore the two young women clerks who, in the absence of custom ers, had come out to watch the passers by, and found themselves thus uncere moniously escorted back to their duty.— Lippincott'B Magazine. A WELBH RABBIT STORY George C. Boidt, the proprietor of the Waldorf-Astoria, told at a banquet of hotel men a Welsh rabbit story. ' "Two young men from the country," he said, "visited a New theater one evening and after the play decided that they would have a little supper. "They entered a fashionable restau rant, puzzled awhile over the menu, and finally hit upon Welsh rabhit. "'Ah!' thuy said. 'Welsh rabbit! That Bounds good. We'll try a little of it. 1 "So they ordered the dish, and In due couiso It was set before them. "Hut they looked at it In amaze ment. It was not at all what they had expected. They frowned and muttered. "Hut finally one of them smiled and brightened up. "Ah, 1 he said, 'I understand. This Is a little bit of hruad and cheese to go on with till the rabbit's ready,' " llunk ()|>fu Tonlchl Tho Consolidated IJank of Lns An- Kali's. 124 South Jir<;uilwiiy, In the Chamber of Commerce building, will be open tonight, us usuul. to accommodate the public in gtmoral and its old put- O»en «Vfi)in<(| till Mtf« Hunday» X ta 11.