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10 HERALD WANT ADS. READ BY THOUSANDS THE WEATHER LOa ANGELES, Sept. 22. 1907. Time. | Ber._ |Th«.jHum|_w!ndJvsrjWe«ther fpTmTH.tS I 68 I 83 IN" i a ! Cloudy. tp.m.) 29,84 j 70 I 04 ISW |10 I Pt-cldy Maximum temperature, SI. Minimum temperature, 58. Weather Conditions By Associated Press. SAN FRANCISCO. Sept. 23.— A shallow de pression overlies western Oregon and the northern portion of California and Nevada. It has caused generally cloudy weather over the plateau region and fair weather elsewhere west f the nocky mountains. The temperature has fallen over western Oregon and remained nearly stationary In nthn districts. Conditions are favorable for fair weather in California Tues day, with fog alorg the coast In the morning. Forecast Los Angeles and vlclnlty-Cloudy Tuesday; light west wind. San Frnr.LMsco and Tlclnlty— Fair Tuesday, with fog in the morning: fresh west wind. Sacramento valley— Fair Tuesday; light south Sari Joaquin valley— Fair Tuesday; light north wind. ______—_——_, MARRIAGE LICENSES V ' BLISALDA-SCHWARTZ— Frank Ellsalda, aged 35, and Beckie Schwartz." aged 20; both na- .V'. tives of California and both residents of Los Angeles. WEYL-MUNZ— Ensll '¦ M. Weyl. aged 39. a na- tive of Germany and resident of Los Angeles, and : Ida Mun», aged 82, a native of Texas and resident of Texarkana. , •¦• MACK-ALVOS— Harley W. Mack, aged 26, •( a ¦ native of Ohio, and Maggie Alvos, aged 24, a 1 native |of California; both • residents of Los MARKHAM-BARTON— Charles E. Markham. •¦•"'. * aged ' 30, a native of Michigan, and Oeorgie Barton, aged 32, a native of Iowa; both resi- i. dents of Los Angeles. ¦ •' ¦ LEE-WHITEMORE— Jame* D. Lee. aged 21. a native of Kansas and resident of Lemon, and Oro Whitemore, -. aged 19, native of Kansas . and resident of Spadra. -- ¦¦• •¦ HUFFNER - PARENTEAU-Samuel Ruffner. ' aged 30, a native of Missouri, and Marie Pa- ¦ renteau. aged 32, a native of Colorado; both , resident* of Los Angeles. ¦ BTEUBEN - BCHMUCKI2R— Henry - Steuben. aged 28, and Katie Schmucker, aged 28; both ;. natives of Germany, and both residents of Los Angeles , '"A- . ..'.,¦'¦ BEATON-M' KAY— ' E. Beaton, aged 32, '" and Jennie D. McKay, aged 21; both natives • of Nova Scotia and both residents of Pas- '. - adena. '• ' '¦ ¦ ' > ¦ ¦ SMITH-AITKENS— Edward J. Smith, aged 21. native of Pennsylvnania and resident of Los •'¦-. !'¦ Angeles, and Pearl L. Altkens, aged 19, a I native of lowa and resident of Long Beach. ¦WINDERS-PRITCHETT-Waltcr F. Winders, aged 26, a native of Kansas, and Nellie M. £'• Prltchett. aged ¦ 22 a . native of California; both resident* of Los Angeles. . KLIEN-BURBAGE— WaIter C. Kllen, aged 26, a native of Colorado and resident of Kansas ¦*¦'" City, 1 Mo., and Anna M. Burbage, aged 23, a native of New Mexico and resident of Los ; Angeles. ¦-¦ ¦ •• ¦¦-'-¦' .. ¦¦•: EDMONSON-CALLISON— Ross L. Edmonson, ¦ aged 24, a native of Kansas, and Clara E. ' Callison, aged IS, a native of Missouri; both ' -residents of Los Angeles. ' . .' PEARSON-WOODS— Carroll A. Pearson, aged 'i 23, a native of Canada, and . Myrtle • Woods, '¦¦¦'¦ aged 20, a native of Iowa; both residents of -i Los Angeles. • * ',-' '-..¦" I HOLLINGEK-LICHT— Hollinger. aged 41, a native; of Germany.; and Christina Licht, ¦ ' aged 39. a native of Iowa; both residents of . ' Los Angeles • ¦ , . . OSWALD-ENGLlSH— Richard I. Oswald, aged ¦ ; •' 19, a native • of Mississippi, ' and ' Nancy W. -'¦: '.•*. English, aged 19, a native of California; both 'residents of. Pasadena. ;. .'.-"..... .BOWDEN-M'SEVENEY— SamueI Bowden, aged '"¦ " 24, and i Martha McSeveney, aged 23: both '.:"'.''; r natives of Ireland and both residents of Los " Angeles. •• ¦' - ¦ CLYBURN-HOWARD— Arthur •E. Clyburn, , '¦ aged 18, and Fayette Howard, aged 16; both :¦ - . natives of Kansas and both residents of Los Angeles. « . . . . • ' - AUSTIN-AUSTIN— A. Austin, aged ,V 23, a : native of Connecticut, and Marguerite H. Austin, aged 20, a native of Nebraska; , both resident* of Pasadena. ' • . ' KOHN-EVANS— Louis Kohn. aged 57, a native .of Germany and resident of Los Angeles, and •' Lucy J. Evans, aged 58, a native of England , . and resident of Long Beach. , • SUTHERLAND-HACKNEY— Oscar Sutherland, aged IS, a native of Missouri and resident of I Los Angeles, and Cora Hackney, aged 16. a native of California and resident of San Bernardino. "•' , ; . , ' MORAN-BL'RKELL— A. Moran, aged ; . 32. and Emma Burkell, aged 29: both natives ¦ of Pennsylvania and both residents of Ingle- • ¦ wood.-^ .-••¦•¦•.•• ..-¦..-.-, ¦' INGLETT-MUSSER— Otto Inglett, aged 34, a ¦ native of Illinois, and Kittle Musser, aged 34. . V, . a , native of Michigan; both residents of .', ' Fresno. ."'¦ .:.:,.- • " HOWELL-LANDRETH— Frank Howell. aged 23. a native of California, and Mabel Lan- ' r . dretb, aged 18, a native of Kansas; both residents of Los Angeles. HEAD-LOCKIE— OrIn M. Head, aged 42, a na- [ tive of Pennsylvania and resident of Los An- ' geles, and Agnes E. Lockle, aged 34, a native :'•'.'"•• of Illinois and resident of Hollywood. YOUNG-KAIN— EdwlnV M. Young, aged 22. a native of Virginia, and Annie Kaln, aged 24, a native of South Carolina; both residents of Los Angeles. HUPPRECHT-BMlTH— Charles D. Rupprecht, . . aged 86, a native of Indiana, and Ada Smith, aged 29, a native of Arkansas; both residents . of Los Angeles. COOK-BEAR— B. Cook, aged 39, a native I of Indiana, and Marlon L. Bear, aged 33. a native of California; both residents of Los • Angeles. - : . ' '.•••¦ ". . . - BANNISTERTHICKMAN-Olney E. Bannister, ¦ "' aged 25, a native of Colorado, and Mabel C. Hlckman. aged 22, a native of Nebraska; both residents of Los Angeles. I) BIRTHS BOYS , > ( ANTHONY— To lone Rose and Lucile Anthony (nee Peck),. 1022 South Hill street. ' -. : BYRNE— To John and Margaret Byrne (nee 1 m Devlne),' 1326 East Forty-ninth street. ¦ DUMELL— To Carl L. and Mary Dumell, Me- ridian and Sixty-fourth. ..¦..-, ' SMITH— George T. and Mary Smith (nee Dean), 502 Concord street. , GIRLS CHRISTENSEN— To Hans and Dagnea Chrls- tensen (nee Peterson), 1008 East Forty-eighth ¦ ¦ street. ¦ ¦ ¦ - . ¦.. .¦ • - . GOODMAN— To Otis and Helen Goodman (nee I 1I 1 Berg), 1107 Waterloo. WATSON— To James and Amy Watson (nee Ball), 2330 Alesgandro street. DEATHS ATWOOD-David Atwood. 86 years; widower; native of Massachusetts; 691 Burlington: mi- . tral regurgltatlon; burial at Worcester, Mass. '¦ HUGHES— J. Hughes, 41 years, - mar- ried; native of Kansas; northeast corner Ver- .<¦ . non and Santa Fe avenue; phthisis pulmo- ¦.¦,'* nails; burial at Lawrence, Kan. ' .: LEONE— Lucine . Leone. 24 years, single; na- 'S : ; tive of California, formerly of Mexico; Bar- * - . low i sanitarium ; chronic pulmonary tubercu- losis. .'¦..¦ MURPHY— Mrs. Refugia Murphy, 63 years, i widow; native of Mexico; 008 East Twenty- ninth street; chronic nephritis.' " ORR— Benjamin Franklin Orr, 71 years, widow- ; *,'}:• er; : native 'of . Pennsylvania; 1029 West Eigh- teenth street; septicaemia. ¦ • >. • DIED 'ORR— his residence, 1029 West gighteentn ¦ ¦¦ street, September 21. 1907, ' Benjamin F. Orr. ; " ; ; beloved . father ¦of Mrs. Virginia . O. ' Schu- i'.- macher and Mrs Elsie O. Bootbe, in hi* 72d , ¦ year.- Funeral services private. ORR & EDWARDS COMPANY Hucceuora to Orr 4 Hints Co. Funeral dl- • '- rectors. '-'.'¦.. '¦¦..¦.•¦••..•¦;¦¦.. 1 If* s --S- Conn Tenth and Flower ' St*. .". ¦•: '. '.: 'Main 66. Bom* F46TI. Lady assistant. Peck A Chase Co.,. undertaker* and embalm- Mi: lady assistant* 433 H. Hill. Tel. Main 11. UNDERTAKERS i AND EMBALM ERS . Connrll ; Compnny, Funeral Directors, No. 1051 South Grand avenue. Tol. Mala Wi, • FUSS. Mr*. . Council in charge of women and ; "children.,' . . - 1 -t •. -..' - . :'¦ y : v '<,'¦;'; '.' , 'DEXTER SAMSON CO.. .'-.- "¦¦ '-'.' s •' .) Cnd»rtaker*. . 1133 S. ' Flower. Home FUSS.' Sun- j Mi ; 7tWi ' Lady assistant. Private ambulance. LOS ANGELES HERALD: TUESDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 24. 1007 SANITARIUMS -Tl tA.NiTAKIUM -UATHS. SUOWEH. NKEDLH •pra/ ¦ and ¦: slab »• shampoo; ¦ scientific ¦¦ mas- saga treatment^ for rheumatism and all mrv- ¦MM dlsorJors; chiropody, manicure and facial massage. MR6 <M. HERBERT, : ingr., 225* ' Wai First. ¦¦¦¦¦¦•¦¦ M.YOU EVER -FEEL DULL AND DlB- nrlrfted; feot heavy, bratn tired? Let me put ¦ new life Into your system. MISS HARRIET E. s LAMB, ': baths and massage. 119% South . Spring. •¦• Phone ACI3O. /¦. . , . .¦.•..•..¦ PRIVATE ¦ HOME FOR LADIES DURING ,*. confinement. • SOUTHERN HOME. 727 Sun- , act bird. Mrs. Dr. C. E. Smith. ... Horn* phone A 7066. , - ¦•¦. .-I ' . ',' • ' 629% 8. .. BROADWAY— BATHS ' AND MAS- ,sage; electric vibration for rheumatism and that tired feeling. - . ¦¦» ¦ - '¦• BATHB AND MASSAGE J NEWLY OPENED— BATHS AND MASSAGE, Swedish, magnetic and scientific massage; second floor. ROOM 7. Open 9 a. m. to 8 p. m. : 848 S. BROADWAY. . ¦ ; . •¦ v 126% N. SPRING ST.— ROSENBERG baths, massage and magnetic: three eastern .trained operator*. Hours, 9 a. m. to Up. m. 'Home phono A 242 3. ¦¦ - p.- ¦'-¦¦ ¦- ¦¦> ' THE BEST MASSAGE AND BATH PARLOR In the • city; lady attendant; eastern ope- rator. HOTEL EUGENE, , 226% ; East First street; rooms 4 and 6. .-.. \i WERDNA PARLORS, NEWLY OPBNHD, 828% N. MAIN ST. Manicuring, baths, mas- sage. Opei. Sundays. Three eastern trained operators. ' ¦ " ¦ . ' LONDON MANICURE AND MASSAGE PAR- lors, Nubian and Bcalp treatment. 141% N. ¦ BROADWAY, parlors 5 and 6; select pat- ronage. ¦ > ' '¦" MOORE GIVES MAGNETIC. VIBRATORY massage for all-gone, tired feeling; rheuma- tism. Office THE DORRIS, 7074 8. Broad- ¦ way. ; ¦-:,.. ¦ ¦¦ ¦ .«. ¦¦ . ¦ ¦ • _____ TRY MY MAGNETIC MASSAGE; ALSO THE electric vibrator; nothing to equal It. Suite 16-115, 444% S. SPRING ST.. Portland hotel. LA MASCOT ' BATH PARLORS, NEWLY opened at 522 W. TEMPLE ST.. ROOMS 2 AND 4. 1 Massive, manicuring, scalp treatment. BATHS, MASSAGE, OIL RUBs7*MAGNETIC treatments and salt glows; experienced ope- rator. Booms 6-7-8. 610% S. SPRING ST. LEWIS" PARLORSr FACE SCALP MAS- sage; Syrian treatment. 14114 N. BROAD- , WAY, parlor 11. Hours 10 to 9. ¦ Select. REMEMBER THE NUMBER, «18% SOUTH . Spring St.. room 8, sanitary baths. 60c. 321 SOUTH HILL ST.— TUB AND VAPOR baths and massage for colds, rheumatism and nervousness. Open every day. 80» TEMPLE ST., THE MECCA BATHS. Massage and magnetic. New operator. Home ¦ A 8076. Hours 9 a. m. to 11 p. m. MISS MAXINE MILLER WOULD LIKE A .' few select customers for manicuring and scalp treatment. 616% W. SIXTH ST. VIBRATION. ALCOHOL. OIL MASSAGE, shampooing; face and scalp treatment. I Hours 10 to 10. -64 E. FIFTH ST., Room 6. THE GOLDE>' GATE, AT 450% S. SPRING. is the place to go for a No. 1 treatment; se- lect. . Phone Main 6359. .' Home A 8959. 6ULPHUME. VAPOR. ELECTRIC AND TUB baths, manage and chiropody. 70114 S. BROADWAY. Phone Main gig. i YOU ARB NOT HURRIED FOR BATHS and massage a: 125 TEMPLE ST.; best of patronage; no sins; assistant. < ¦ - SCIENTIFIC TUB BATH AND MASSAGE, under new management 428 E. THIRD ST. FOR • GOOD TUB . AND VAPOR BATHS GO to 738% a GRAND AYE. Phone 6660. : MANICURING. FACE MASSAGE AND MAG- netlo. treatments. 106 E. FIFTH ST. ELECTRIC INSTITUTE, 220 FRANKLIN ST., room 6. Baths and massage. " PHYSICIANS -'Kl^: Cancers .and Tumors No knife, no blood, no danger. Prices the lowmi *nd treatment th> best. I INVESTI- ] GATE: it will pay you. California Cancer Cure 761 W. Sixteenth at. Phone West 2169. DR. JLSTD MRS. CARTER SUCCESSFULLY treat ill female diseases and Irregularities: 20 years' experience; consultation free. Hours, 9a. m to Bp. m. ; Sundays, 10 to 11 a. m. 201 MERCANTILE PLACE, over Ml 8. Spring. " . • . E. L. HORTON. M. D., PHYSICIAN AND surgeon. Women and children's diseases, specialist > ' On Epileptic Flta and Rheumatism, 418 S. Hill st. Office hours 1 to 8 p. m. Main 1348. Home A 6706. DR. TAYLOR— FEMALE PHYSICIAN AND obstetrics. BELASCO THEATER, - Main straat DR. LANE & CO.. SPECIALISTS. 830% S. - SPRING ST., over Santa Fa offices. .MONEY TO LOAN WE MAKE LOANS ON FURNITURE, Pi- anos, horses, wagons, carriages, cattle, eta, without removal from your possession. FIDELITY LOAN CO., (29 Mason building:, its West Fourth street, cor. Broadway. Home phone F7421. Broadway 1171. MONEY LOANEL- ON DIAMONDS, JEWEL- ry. 418 O. T. JOHNSON BLDG. We make conservative and desirable loans at 2 per cent. MONEY TO LOAN— EASY TERMS. CLEVK- Iand * Cleveland. 434 H. W. Hellman. A9OM. Main (986. . . MONEY TO LOAN— E. SIMPSON & CO., COS Union Trust block. ¦ Main 8056. F6738. PRIVATE MONEY, 6 AND : 7 PER CENT. LOCKHART ft SON. 309 W. First St. PATENTS AND . PATENT RIGHTS HOME AS2?~6oT'£rArTRUST BLDG., SEC- ond and Spring sts ¦ . ¦ ¦ HARRT A. BROOKS. United States and Foreign Patents. | ' Preliminary examinations. . Q. E. HARPHAM GETS PATENTS; INVEN- tlons financed; 25 years' experience. ' til S. Main. R. 484. 'Patent litigation. - LOCKSMITHS D. PERLMAN. 659 S. LOCKSMITH and key Utter. Phones Home 6297. Main 9275. BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES CURIO AND LAPIDARY STORE; LONG lease; clearing S3OOO yearly; $3700; old es- tablished. Want party with 1500 for established busi- ness; can clear SloO monthly. Investigate. Ladies' bath parlors, ¦ making big . profits, cheap; rent with lease. J550. A bargain. ¦ Cigars, Ice cream and lunch counter; best bargain in the city; *250. Good buy. . Out of town millinery store; good stock and fixtures, bargain: $650. See this. . Grocery and meat . market, established 2],42 ] ,4 yews, want partner; fine proposition; ?600. ' Dyeing and cleaning business; lone lease, cheap rent, big profits; 430. ' Restaurant, established 2 years, doing fine business; a money maker; , .map; S9OO. • ' . 10 rooms, goo., r location, everything new; 2 years' lease, rent $25; bargain; 1575. 13-room of nee ; location, with lease; all grouna floor; ; close in, . well furnished. ; £•, Confectlont'iy and grocery, good soda foun- tain; rent tli>, lease; 175. Delicatessen, long lease, cheap rent; clear- lug IliiO monthly; only $1200, part cash. :: Established ', business, can clear t75 month- ly; cheap rent; only 1750, part cash; inves- tigate this. . TETLOW & CO., 217-218 Masop opera house .. GENERAL i MERCHANDISE, r NEAR I CITY; ; good ' trade ; i Invoice : I200U. ,»: Boyle 8030. 7; BOX .¦: 822, J He«ld. 'K%-?;'.r-'i ' r <']y- .-r' iTJ«MHi, BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES I - IiiLEI'HUNE MAIN 2808; F46IJ. ' . . , LEAHY & SON. [ i ¦ l.eadlnc Axenta. Room* 214-315, Severance building, " Sixth and - " . ¦• Main streets. ' 1200— Barber shop; cheapest for price In city. ' JiOO— Barber shop, cigar stand, money maker. $500— Bakury, located on 6th st; a snap. $425— Cigar stand; an excellent opportunity. 1250— Cigar stand; this can't last long. $1750— Cigar stand: finest proposition In city. $1000— Livery stable, beautiful suburban town. $4000— Hardware, tinning, invoice; close In '.¦¦» town." ¦ ¦ • . A ..;.'.: $500— market, southwest: must sell. •', r 81600— Grocery ; will exchange good property. Grocery; finely equipped, In Pasadena. This is only a few of our many bargains. For exchanges ace RICHARDSON, the "Snap Man," with Leahy & Son. : $18,000- Wholesale produce establishment, at Invoice; .receipts average $12,000 a month; 4 years lease,, worth alone $10,000; sublets por- tion of building, which exceeds rent; this is an opportunity of a life time; first time offered to the Los Angeles public at a big sacrifice. See LEAHY & SON. I have thi cleanest well located lunch room In the whole southwest, seating 28 people; everythlne bran.i new. Just opened and doing a good business: I price only $400; you can't beat this 'anywhere; owner having trouble to collect money due him Is cause of selling LEAHY- & BON. ¦ Meat market, llsh and poultry: . located In ¦wellest resilience district, doing a business of $70 a day; elegant fixtures; 2 fine horses and wagons; party sick and must sacrifice; $1500, $803 cash, bal. terms. LEAHY & SON. Livery stable in fast growing • suburban town; good business, clearing »200 per month: cheap rent, which Includes 0 living rooms. $1000, Includes fine rigs, fine horses, whips, robes and blankets and express wagon, also boarder*. See LEAHY & BON. ' Cafe and grill In : suburban town, cafe seats 130, on ground floor and fine grill In basement receipt* aro $75 and more than double that In winter. The only cafe hav- ing a liquor license; price $3000; $1000 cash, balance in monthly payments. Sco LEAHY & SON. ,. Paint and wall paper business, well lo- cated, dclni; a business of $1200 a month; cheap rent tor i large store and back room, $2600; comprises a well selected stock of paints and wall paper, also stock tools, 2 horses, wagon and buggy, and over $500 of uncoi:e:ted claims which are Just about due. See LEAHY & SON. ' FOR EXCHANGE— 40 acres of fine land in Carmenclta, 100 hens, 3 cows, 2 fine colts; 9-room house and barn; valued at $10,000. will exchange for good in- come property. See RICHARDSON, the "swap man." Partner wanted, established hat factory and renovating store; business clears from $20 to $60 week; cheap rent; $225 secures this bona fide proposition. See sole agents, LEAHY & SON. If you want to sell or exchange your room- Ing house. If It be large or small, In the city or outside, list it with the leading agents; we will find the buyers. See Richardson, the "swap man." FOR EXCHANGE— We have a client who has good store build- ing, grist mill with 40-H. P. engine and boil- er and machinery and hydraulic elder press; good 6-room house, large barn, etc., and two acres of land, In Troy Grove, La Salle Co.. 1. What have you to offer? See Richard- son, the "swap man." Blacksmith shop In the north part of city, good business, making money; low rent: price way down tor a quick sale; only $250. LEAHY & SON. ' FOR EXCHANGE. , .v Special attention given to eastern- property; large - list. - See Richardson, the "swap man." Fine, well paying grocery store, close to center of city, located in fine residence sec- tion; good cash trade, long established; ' horse and wagon: low rent; living rooms; will sell at cost; fine chance to pick up clean cosh business; worth $850; sell for $700. Bee LEAHY & SON. FOR EXCHANGE. 6 acre ranch in Downey, Cal.; also 8-room house, barn, windmill, and tank: 414 shares in water stock; chicken yard and houses; 300 apples trees. 9 palm trees on front of property, also orange and peach trees. Ex- change for city or Long Beach Income prop- erty. See Richardson, the "swap man." A fine little grocery, feed and fuel store, located in southern part of. city, with two living rooms, cheap rent; average receipts $45 a day; horse and wagon, cash register, steel safe; nice fixtures, In best condition; about $1900 buys this store. LEAHY & SON. FOR EXCHANGE. Oranee grove, 2 miles from San Fer- nando station in the beautiful San Fernanda vtlley; ¦ 6 acres of ; 15-year-old Washington navels; will exchange for Income property. Bee Richardson, the "swap man." FOR EXCHANGE. . Two lots In Bant*. Ana tract, $1200; ex- change for Income. See Richardson, the "swap man." Bakery and delicatessen, fine front show window, good cash trade; low rent; nice fix- tures, well equipped for business, with fine brick oven, at the low price of $700. See LEAHY & SON. • We have good businesses, auto, restaurants, cigar stands, stocks; in fact, we have every- thing to exchange. See Richardson, the •'swap man." , Confectionery, candles and soda water, best town, near Los Angeles; the profits for many months havo been over $140 per month; owner Is sick and will invoice and discount 10 per cent; about $800 will buy this place. See LEAHY & SON. ¦¦ Meat market, $500; located in southwest part of city; rent only $30 per month; doing a business of $40 per day, all cash; fixtures In fine condition. LEAHY & SON. FOR EXCHANGE— — ' . . We handle al - . kinds of beach property. If you want to exchange for beach property, see Richardson, the ."swap man." A fine little grocery, close in, on East Seventh street; all cash business; about $150 a. week; two living rooms; good fixtures; all for $900. Be* LEAHY & SON. Have you a grocery to exchange for a 6- room house at Redondo beach; , price - $2000, mortgage $1100? If so, see Richardson, the "swap man. ' ' . FOR EXCHANGE— ; ' Fine lot, 45x1."i0, In Forty-ninth street, close to two car lines; $1500 takes this bargain: will exchange for rooming house. ". See Rich- ardson, the "swap man." ' Grocery and general merchandise store In nearby town, doing a business of $140 a day, having ' been established for some i time; stock will ¦ invoice $4000. This is real cheap, so Investigate it at once. I See LEAHY & . SON. .... . ' ' ' Fine business ' lot on the southeast corner. Center and I Santa Monica , aye., Hollywood; . size 120x165; across from new school build- ing; clear; will make terms or might con- < sider an exchange for house and lot in Los Angeles. Bee LFAHY & SON. Butcher shop. ~ located In large town about I 40 miles from Los Angeles; cheap rent and receipt* • average $76 . a day.' . This shop is I nicely equipped I enameled counters, etc.; this bargain for only $1250. See LEAHY * SON. ; For exchange* . see - RICHARDSON, '. ' the "Swap "Man." ' ' NOTICE TO BUYERS— Are you looking for "a business? If *0. CONSULT THE LEAD- ING AND RELIABLE! AGENTS, LEAHY & I BON, la* we have most every place of busi- I ness that Is for sal* In Los Angeles county. ¦ Remember that .we make , a record of sales, thereby securing you a clear title.. Do not be . misled by other agents, but call and get list. - LEAHY |A | SON. • Sixth and I Main I streets. > ; ¦ After , trying ;, other : agents ',_ without success consult ¦. LEAHY * BON, Sixth " and Main streets. WANTED Help, Male v , Red Cross 'Employment .;¦ Agency 134 East Siecund i .Street. . Main 8830. Home A7H3& We furnish reliable help of all kinds. Call on us ¦ ' for all help ' and work. \ We have one of <h« largest selections of help ' . and work In the city* [ ' Call and see our bill board*. i _________ ' WANTED— | '> ! | '¦ ~- ~ I Every day Is our busy day securing posi- tions for all kinds of first class help. I We charge you a j reasonable commission, i which you may pay as you earn the money. , Dnll;- we handle Just such cases as yours.- I I Either you are a stranger In town and don't • know where to go; you nre dissatisfied with ' your present position and desire a change, or you have searched the city for a situ- ation and have failed to find It. Then see , us. ¦ What we have done for others we can do for you. ' BARTEE & CASH, • S2B Trust bids;., 3d and Spring; its. f Win fill IT" Fl oRDER ? ' H i?"* I ' r 011 I 1 ORDEBS H f r . UAXSKN EMPLOYMENT AGENCY C. W. JENKS * CO., 204 East Second street, Los Angeles, Cat Both phone*: Horn* A 4569. Main 883. ¦ • -> • ' Carefully selected main and female help of all descriptions and nationalities furnished promptly. .60 laborers for ditching, $2 day; 26 laborers for ditching, $2.25 day; man to drive one- mule team, 82.75 day; concrete mixer, $2.75 day; rough carpenters, $3.75 day; rough car- penters. Arizona, 14.26 day; carriage black- smith, $3.60 day; carriage wood worker,' $3.50 day; 15 boll boys, country, $20 month and all expenses; 3 cooks, short Job, $4 to $6 day. 'Plenty of work. Call at HANSEN'S early. WANTED— MEN AND . BOYS TO LEARN plumbing, bricklaying, plastering, electric- ity and similar trades In few months' time, without serving apprenticeships. Thousands have, why not you? Yon do practical work on buildings, actually erected in our school; no book learning required; day and night classes; positions secured. UNION SCHOOL OF TRADES, 120 to 126 E. Ninth St., Los Angeles. . .- ¦ ¦ • . 800 MEN WANTED— 2I4 N. • BDWY. HAT factory. B» win; don't buy new hat: hay* your old remodeled like new, COo up. • MEN TO LEARN BARBER TRADE. BlTU- atlons guaranteed. MOLWR SYSTEM COL- LEGE. 113 East Second street. , : WANTED-TWO BOYS WITH WHEELS TO run errands and do other office work. BOX '.862, Hera)£. .. . , . V; ¦¦ WANTED-CITY SALESMAN. MURDOCK, THE EGG MAN, 452-454 Gladys avenue. Help, Female WANTED— EXPERIENCED GIRL FOR OEN- eral housework; four In family. • 1936 FIGUE- ROA ST. Phone West 767. ¦ ¦ - ¦'. I Miscellaneous . ' wanted— to buy icurniturb) AND household goods. If you are going to sell we will par you ore-third more than others. Phone us. Main 1117. H0me. 2154. COLYEAB FURNITURE CO., 823 South Main street. HOMELESS CHILDREN ' RECEIVED . AND placed In homes for adoption. • . Apply Rev. O. V. Rice, superintendent Children's Home society. 834 Bradbury building. Los Angeles. SPECIAL NOTICES WHERE YOU CAN GET A GENUINE : Italian Dinner Is at the EUROPA . RESTAURANT, 312 W. Seventh street ' Spaghetti and Ravioli a spe- cialty. Prlvlng dining rooms. ' . . ¦ ARE YOU BEHIND IN • YOUR CORRE- spondence and lack the time or patience to catch up 7 Do you find writing Irksome and yet feel that you should write? If so drop in and have It done. Open evenings, Sun- days by appointment. Room 3, 4531s South Spring street • ¦ , , : • • . PERSONAL — HEADACHE STOPPED IN- stantly by use of "Kerushima," . the wonder- ful Japanese discovery; externally applied; < free demonstrations at 339% "S. I HILL ST., ROOM 1. Hours 10 to 5. . i A. A. CVSWKLL, MENTAL. HEALER, 038 S. GRAND AYE. OPEN V- PAST 8. STETSON ' . HATS ' — YOUR : OLD Stetson or any hat of good material remod- eled for $1.50. ' FLICKER HAT WORKS, 219 Franklin. Main 1857; Home F4906. „ - . UNEXCELLED . CLEANING AND DYEING works. Suit* steam cleaned. 11.60; dry cleaned, $1.25. All repairing | free. 203 S. GRAND AYE. Mala >£16. ¦; . ; . . . , ; ULK-SKIN SHOE FACTORY. MAKERS OF all ' style* in elk-skin ¦ shoos; . and ' special orders; $2 to $5; fine repairing. 208 W. 7TH. 1000 ¦ NICELY PRINTED BUSINESS CARDS, $1.60, In boxes; other printing In proportion. E. J. ELSON CO.. 121V4 South Broadway. PAPERING. $2.75; ROOM PAINTING, $1.50; tinting. $1.85. Tel. E3545. : Sunset Temple 217. •F. It. BROWN. 1810 Temple street. . • • CLEAN WATCH. 60C; MAIN SPRINGS, 600. Warranted. Old gold. 81 pwt 451 S. MAIN. CHURCH NOTICES SECOND CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST, Simpson auditorium! 734 South Hope street. Services Sunday -11 a. m. and 8 p. m.;. ser- mon from the Christian Science Quarterly; subject, "Unreality." Children's 'r Sunday school 9:30 a. in.; Wednesday ' evening meet- ing at 8 o'clock. Heading rooms_slo-611 Her- man ' W. - Hellman I building, (Spring and Fourth streets, open dally, Sundays excepted, from 9a. m. to 6p. m. ¦ ¦>¦ . . . FIRST CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH, HOPS street, near Ninth. Seat* free.- Rev. William H. Day, D. D., pastor; Rev. Warren F. Day, D. D., pastor emeritus; Harry Clifford Lott. choir master; Dean Walter F. Skeele, organ- ist. Morning service 11 o'clock; evening *er- vices 7:30. ¦ - ¦ - ¦.. . k BUSINESS PERSONALS, HARRIS INSTITUTE -OF DERMATOLOGY . will have offices at 847 South Broadway after August 1. Wrinkle*, freckles, scars removed permanently. . : . ' £J . ¦.¦' ~ FEATHER PILLOWS RENOVATED -AT ACME FEATHER WORKS. 768 San ¦ Pedro ¦ St. Tel. Sunset Main 1160: Horns 8041. . - MATTRESS. MAKING, FEATHER BEDDING ¦ renovated. I GLOBE BEDDING . CO., 633 E. Fifth Btreot.. Main 2936. ¦» ¦ ¦ ¦¦¦ • - ¦ H, TRANSFER AND STORAGE V COLYEAR WAREHOUSE] CO.. < 415-417-419 Ban Pedro street ' Main office 324 South Main. ' ' ¦ , Phones Main 1117; Home 2154. New anil ab- _ solutely :• fireproof *¦ stoiage; private locked . rooms for brlc-a-brao, 1 pianos, fine furniture, etc.; trunks, boxes, eta. stored. 250 to 600 par month. We solicit your patronage. - ¦ UMBRELLAS AND GLOVE MAKERS buy^^SrT^^lt^^a^tory^pricesT bio assortment. ' Umbrella* recovered . and made to order. 117 W. Fourth' St., new Hallmma ' building. ... ¦-¦ • - ' • ¦•>. ¦ BHOE REPAIRING . ;¦¦• : ' SHOES REPAIRED. :• .' . . Men's ; sole* i 35c; ladies', 350; L- child's, 800} good leather. US .WEST, FOURTH BT. FOR RENT Room* — Furnished ELEGANTLY FURNISHED ROOMS, WITH or without house-keeping; also two double parlors; gentlemen preferred; bath, phone, etc.; fine locality 939 S. HOPE^ FOR RENT—? LAROE, SUNNY ROOMS, furnished complete for housekeeping; closets, private bath, gas, running water, porch; very reasonnt Ie 2» S. OLIVE. NICELY FURNISHED SINGLE ROOMS; also housekeeping suites; modern conven- iences; excellent location; reasonable rent. 613 WEST ELEVENTH ST. NEWLY FURNISHED ROOMS. SINGLE OR housekeeping; also newly tinted throughout; 319 WEST PICO STREET. NICELY FURNISHED OUTSIDE HOUSE- keeplng suit's; bath and all conveniences: gas range; best location, close to business section. 238^4 S. OLIVE. FURNISHED ROOMS. WITH OR WITHOUT housekeeping: bnth, otc; largo yard, flno neighborhood- walking distance; private family. 9m S. OLIVE. NEWLY FUr.MSIIED ROOMS. WITH OR without housekeeping; suitable for one or two parties: nil modern conveniences; good locality. 1037 S. HILL. ' FURNISHED ROOMS, SINGLE OR HOUSE- keeping; bath and all conveniences; private house, fine locality, walking distance; cheap rent. 948 S. FLOWER. NICELY FURNISHED HOUSEKEEPING rooms; bath, phone and all conveniences; front and on first floor; reasonable rent. 613 W. COURT ST. IVrGE~FRONT ROOM; WILL RENT TO one or two parties; modern conveniences; with private family, $2.50 per week. 319 STOCKTON ST. | NICELY FURNISHED SINGLE ROOMS. NO housekeeping; bath, phone, etc.; best loca- tion, beautiful lawn, reasonable rent. 830 S. FIGUEROA. ______ NICELY FURNISHED 3 AND 4-ROOM apartments, outside, prlvato both: also sin- Kir rooms with or without board. 253 N. FLOWER. 3 SINGLE ROOMS. FRONT AND OUTSIDE; bath and all conveniences: reasonable rent and cloae In 381 W. NrNTH. LIGHT. AIRY, NICELY FURNISHED ROOM for one or two people: bath and all con- venlences. WfiH S. OLIVE. SINGLE ROOM FOR YOUNQ MAN, BEASON- ahIe rates to permanent party; baths, etc. 635 S. FLOWER ST. NICELY FURNISHED ROOM, BATH AND all conveniences; reasonable rent. 842 S. GRAND. 812H S. GRAND AYE., NEWLY FURNISHED —All outside rooms; summer rates^ Furnished Apartments FOR RENT — MODERN HOUSEKEEPING apartments, furnished complete, new, the nicest, neatest to be found anywhere, and at the lowest rent; phone, bath, gas range, hot water pleasant yard and flowers. These apartments aro specially ventilated, sunny, very homelike and neat. Go and see them. You will like them. No car fare, walking distance. Up. $13 1028 W. Ist Btreet.Maln 6233 Denver $14 1133 W. Ist street.Home 7506 ...Michigan $12.60 204 N. Fremont. .Homo 6075 Geneva $20 212 N. Fremont-.Bdwy 1676 ....Helvetia 18 218 N. Fremont. .Main 1567 ....Ramona "0 222 N. Fremont. .Main 1630 Gaviota $14 1141 W. First North 438 ...St. Louis $14 1003 East Ninth. ..Main 6462 Boston $14 1011 East Ninth.. .Main 1480.. .New York $14 150 N. Beaudry. .North 679 ....Chicago $12 1020 Colton Temple 455 ....Florence $16 334 S. Figueroa. ..Homo 3404 ...Roosevelt $14 712 Ceres aye ...Home 8352 ..Alhambra $13 911 Diamond st...Bdwy 2926 ....Portland 12 836 Crocker at. ...Bdwy 2014 ...Pittsburg $16 812 W. 4th st Home F5662 Seattle $25 1126 Mignonette. ..Temple 492 Oakland $20 1016 Diamond St.. .Five-Room Flats. T. WIESENDANGER. 207 S. Bdwy. Main 2043. House* COTTAGE, 4 ROOMS. $13 RENTAL OR $25 payments; keys 1642 E. Adams. Hooper cars COURT. 2129. NEAR ALVARADO-6 ROOMS, $16. or $26 month buys It; no cash payment. TO LET— $lO. 8 ROOMS; $12, 4 ROOM 3, BATH Keys 1642 E. ADAMS ST. Hooper cars, 1542 E. ADAMS-7 ROOMS, $20fT ROOMS, $13; 6 rooms, $18. Hooper car. Houses — Furnished SIX-ROOM NEWLY FURNISHED COTTAGE; can be arranged for two couples. Telephone 23964. Stores and Offices TO LET— SEV3RAL FINE OFFICES. EITHER SINGLE OR EN SUITE, ON SECOND FLOOR OF NEW SECURITY BLDG.. FIFTH AND SPRING. APPLY TO v ROBERT MARSH & CO., 140 WEST FIFTH ST.. SECURITY BUILDING. BOTH PHONES. EXCHANGB) ITS. tTORES. $»i $10l 1616 H 26TH. CORNER Blauson rar line. Rlddall. 207 Copp bldg. FOR BALE .Houses ATTENTION! Now is the time to purchase a home for yourself. You can buy cheaper now than next winter, when the brisk fall trade win have caused property to advance. Come in and let us know what kind c« are able to pay, and we will surely find <t for you. That Is our business. It don't coat you a cent. LARKIN A YOI7XG, Phones Main 8144, A 8122. 106 8. Broadway. A snap at $7000, 5-roomed cottage at 640 Crocker at. Call at 640 CROCK- ER or STAR ENG. Co.. 822 W. IST. City Lots and Lands GOOD BUILDING LOTS— IN COMPTON— ?2.00 dowr.-$2.00 weekly. Lots 60x165; $400, $2 per week. No Interest, no taxes; 10 per cent rebate to builders; llbera' discount for cash. These lots aro right In town, 2 blocks from P. E. depot; good soil, level ground; cost you nothing to seft them. M. J. DALTON REALTY CO., 213 K. Fifth street. FOR SALE-AT ALTADENA, A FINE TRACT already subdivided into lots, two already sold, establishing prices; owner %o sell quick and offers ten acres at a low figure; land lies fine; magnificent view, near car line; abundance of pure mountain water. L. M. PRATT &. CO.. 608 Laughlln bldg. Hotels and Lodging Houses WILL BELL 10-ROOM HOUSE. GOOD FUR- niture. clone in, reasonable rent; no trouble to keep rooms rented. 908 S. HILL. Stocks and 3onds WOMAN'S MINING AND STOCK EXCHANGE 218 Citizens National Bank Bide Phones A 1385 Main 8710 If you have stock to sell bring it In. If you want to buy good stock see our brokers. FOR EXCHANGE Real Estate TO BUY, BELL OR EXCHANGE PROPERTY go to HEN WHITE. 304 Bryson block. Second and Spring streets. _ PALMISTS AND MEDIUMS DR. OREBN, CLAIRVOYANT, BU3INBBS totalum. gives lifr readings daily; lent clr- clss Wednesday eve.. 8 o'clock. 28a. ROOM It. 118H S. SPRING BT. MX. LISCHKA. Medium, palmist, clairvoyant, card reader. (25 Weat Eftbth street. Iloms phone F6329. Saint Vincent's COLLEGE LOS ANGELES, CAL. Opens Sept. 16. College, High School b •:;¦" Preparatory ' .' ¦s.';»s? Civil Engineering Course. • Commercial — Shorthand — • Typewriting. .' . SEND FOR CATALOGUE ' " Phones: B42o7— Bdwy. 4123. - ; 809 SOUTH HILL ' STREET. 1 '•' SEPTEMBER' ENROLLMENT ! now 'In prog- ress. Every 'day the BEST day to enter. T«* school Is vibrant with life and Inspiration. NIGHT SCHOOL Monday. Wednesday, Friday. Call, .write, phone FlB5O, Main 2305. - ', J «r»^** /fllf ml d ':. The Largest Busi- C~£wf(*™rrl?^ ness College in BgjZ? 0^ : » b " Jbm ** Los An B ele3. fi_(r ' OS3-5-7 Went Seventh Street. LA CONSERVATORY OF • -T-« MUSIC AND ARTS 13. J. Valentine, Pres. 327*6 S. Spring: St. Main 4403 . . A 2256 ¦ •':' Practica claviers for rent , , EDUCATIONAL , — \ : ISI.niIVG'S , RAILWAY AND TBLBO- RAPH Inat., the only railway school In California uting , book and , blank* furnished by railroads, express and commer- c ial companies; no greater opportunity could possibly be offered the student. We guaran- tee position. 821 SO. HILL ST^___ HEALD-S BUSINESS COLLEGE-- - Oldest and largest In California. 814 6. Grand aye. J. W. LACKEY. Mrr. PERSONALS Ladies— ask your druggist for chi- . Chester's pills, the Diamond brand; for I _ years known a* best, safest, always reliable. Buy of your druggist; take no other. Chlcnec tor's Diamond brand pill* are sold by drug- . gists everywhere. . . LADIES— DR. LaFRANCO'S COMPOUND: safe, speedy regulator; 25 cents. Druggists or mail. Booklet free. DR. LaFRANCO, Phlla- oelphla. Pa. ¦ . CARPET CLEANING GREAT EASTERN STEAM CARPET CLEAN- . ing works, 1117 San Julian. Telephone Broad- way 4473; Home F6514. Rug cleaning a spec- ialty. J. BRENTON. PIONEER CARPET CLEANING WORKS - Incorporated. W. G. Cllne, president, 715 a.. Olive. Tel. Horn* F2880; Sunset Main 217. ¦ ATTORN EYS.AT-LAW ' MARRIAGE AND PROBATE LAWS; NO FEE Without success. E. P. MOREY, 621 Stlmson, id and Spring. Phone 8718. Open evening*. R. J. ADCOCK, ATTORNEY, 807 BULLARD BLOCK. • : ' ' MILLINERY LADIES, WE WILL HAVE ON DISPLAY Tuesday and Wednesday, Sept. 24 and 25, a fine assortment of fall hats; you are invited to be present. 321 O. T. Johnson building, third floor, Fourth and, Broadway. LAUNDRIES SUNRISB^HAND LAUNDRyT~4O7~sR?T'B> dro et.— Good work guaranteed; moderate prices. Phone' Main 8176; Home F4223. GROCERIES K. B. FIRSICK'B GROCERY, FORMERLY AT 128 W. Fifth street. Is now located at 634 W. PICO ST. Goods always the beat at right prices. Pro««»pt delivery. Both phone*. . ¦ COLLECTION AGENCIES 7 HAND IN YOUR BAD ACCOUNTS TO C. E. POTTS, collector, 209-10 Wilson bldg.. First and Spring streets; prompt - attention And returns assured. Phone A 6387, Temple 919. PIANOS ! PIANOS 3 BOLT ON EASY PAYMENTS— Pianos rented at low rate*. A. •O. GARD- NER PIANO HOUSE, Ltd., 118 Winston at. : Tel Black 2221 Home F318». ¦ ¦ ¦. . ¦ ; WOMAN DRIVES HEP. AUTO INTO A CANAL As Machine Totters on Edge of Wall the Five Passengers Leap to Safety— All Hide Their Identity TRENTON, N. J., Sept. 23.— Two women, two m«n and a boy, admitting they were Philadelphians, but hiding their identity, were the victims of an accident in which they narrowly escaped drowning near here yesterday afternoon. Their automobile crashed through the guard rails of a bridge and tumbled into the canal. All of them jumped out Just in time to save themselves. One of the women was driving the car at the time, and In taking a sharp curve at the bridge she lost control of the ma chine. Then the heavy vehicle crashed through the guard rails, tottered on the edge of the bridge just long enough for the five to leap to safety, and then tum bled overboard. Rescue of the machine was effected by calling into service a steam roller at work on a nearby stone road. The car was badly damaged and had to be towed to this city for repairs. The owner concealed his iden tity by removing all of his license num bers and by dashing out of town after re pairs to the car had been made. It is said however, that the party was composed of summer residents at Mount Pocono, Pa. NEW INCORPORATIONS Columbia Safety Deposit company—Cap ital stock JIOO.OOO, $1100 paid. n. J. Wa ters, Edward D. Silent and Horace O. Smith, directors. Wiltshire Hotel company— Capital stock 126,000, $150 paid. James A. Moore, Z. H. Jaman and J. H. Youngr, directors. The Hammond company— Capital stock $25,000, $16,000 paid. S. C. Hammond, W. J. Boycott, Mary Ann Boycott, Arthur G. Boycott and Daisy M. Boycott, di rectors. In the future The Herald will lssu» to sub ncribera holding six months contracts The Housekeeper, Instead of the Woman's Home Companion. The Housekeeper Is preferred by many of our patrons. It Is brlgbt, full of ex callsr-.t urtlcltj of enueclal Interest to women. STEALS GIFT OF THE POPE ADMIRATION FOR BROOCH 13 OVERWHELMING RUSSIAN GIRL YIELD 3TO TEMP. TATION Pontiff Gives Diamond. Studded Jewel to Mrs. Bourke Cockran and Serv. ant's Admiration for Bauble Causes Downfall NEW YORK, Sept. 23.— Because of her reverencu for a religious picture painted on a handsome brooch, the property of Mrs. W. Bourke Cockran, wife of the congressman, Nellie Wolkowltz, a young Russian girl, was locked up at police headquarters to await a requisition from the Rhode Island authorities. Last Summer Representative and Mrs. Cockran paid a visit to Europe, and while in Rome had an audience with Pope Plus X. Later the holy father presented to Mrs. Cockran a handsome brooch made of gold and surrounded with diamonds, which contained a beautiful miniature ot a re ligious subject. As a matter of course, Mrs. Cockran valued the gift very highly, and when ehe returned to this country and went to Newport, where ehe is now staying, ehe showed it to her friends/ as her most treas ured possession, telling over and over again how it had been presented to her by the pope and what an omen of good for tune and blessing ehe felt that it would be to her all her life. Mr. and Mrs. Cockran went to stop at Newcliff house in Newport, and among the servants there was a. pretty little (Russian girl, who was a. Roman Catholic. She frequently saw the brooch in the pos session of Mrs. Cockran, and admired it extravagantly, frequently asking that 6he might hold it in her hand for a closer view, especially as it had been blessed by the pope, and ehe felt that its nearness to her would benefit her from a religious point of view. These.requests were grant ed, and Mrs. Cockran is said to have been pleased at the admiration and reverence with which the girl viewed the precious treasure. One day the brooch disappeared, and Mrs. Cockran was in great distress. Search was made for it high and low. Carpets were taken up, furniture was moved, and her rooms were turned topsy turvy in a eearch for the brooch, but It could not be found. Then there came a eearch for the little Russian girl, but she had departed, and left no trace of where she could be found. Yesterday afternoon Inspector McCaf ferty of the uetective bureau received a message from Chief of Police Crowley of Newport asking him to go to 168 West 107 th street and look for a little Russian girl named Nellie Wolkowitz, and if she had the brooch, which was described in the telegram, to arrest her, and a requisi tion would be sent from Newport, where Mrs. Cockran would appear against her. Detectives Brennan and Miles were sent to the address, and last night they found the girl. Upon being questioned they say the girl showed them a brooch hanging by a string around her neck, and that this brooch answered in every detail the de scription forwarded. The girl was taken to police headquar ters to await the arrival of a warrant from Newport, and the police said last night that if It was not forthcoming soon they would themselves obtain a warrant against the girl, charging her with bring ing stolen property into this state. It is not believed by the police that the girl took the brooch for its intrisic worth, as the girl had apparently made no effort to dispose of it, but that she desired it. be cause of its religious significance. FUNNYGRAPHS "We have left undone the things we should have done," acknowledged the fair worshiper. "It's all right, dear," whispered a motherly soul in the pew back of htr. "It's not undone any more. I reached over and hooked it while you was standing up."— St. Louis Republic. She— Sometimes you appear really man ly and sometimes you are quite effemi nate. How do you account for it? He— lt's hereditary, I suppose. One-half of my ancestors were males and the other half females.— lllustrated Bits. Mother-ln-Law— Has the youngr man who saved my life yesterday called upon y< Son^in-Law-Yes, indeed, he has al ready made his apologies.— Fliegende Blatter. "Education helps a man to make hia way in the world." "Yes," answered the man who al ways sneers; "there Is no doubt that a little football experience helps out on a crowded .street car."— Washington Star. Employer— Have you any excuse to offer lo- speaking so impolitely? Office Boy— Yes, sir; I forgot that I wasn't talking over the telephone. "Your apology is accepted. — Life. "Father," said the small boy, "what Is an optimist?" . "An optimlßt, my son. Is a man who be lieves the weather bureau when its pre dictions are favorable and who congratu lates - himself on its unreliability when they are not. "-Washington Star. / "Did Bulger say anything unkind -of me when he visited you?' ¦-,;''„.:! "Yes " i said the Boston girl. ,l m sorry, but .he did. 'j He called , you lan epidermis."— Judge^. ' Jonah having been swallowed by the the flat 1 sTinfwf let Te^eezed Into the spare bedroom and took a snooze.- Mllwautee .Sentinel. v i •'•Your daughter Is a skillful perform er on the piano, is she not? Ju. • "Yes," '• answered Mr. Cumrox. -. "The wav she can • play . for hours without Betting an earache or a sprained, wrist roves* to me that she's uncommonly expert."-Washington Star.- Little Boy— You needn't worry about ' sister and Mr. Poorchap. She doesn't Ca M 9 other na (mu a ch OUt r ved)-How did TitKoy-When 1 they are to the par or alone . she : won't even let : him Save a chair to himself.-Plck-Me-up. "Mies Pechis," said Mr. Ttmmid at the other end of the sofa, "if I were to throw you a kiss I wonder what you'd Sa^Well " replied Miss Pechis, "I'd say you were the laziest man I ever saw." —Philadelphia Press^ Husband — I wish I had some of those good, old-fashioned biscuits like mother used to make for me. Wife— And I wish I had some of those nice new-fashioned clothes like father used to buy for me.— Chicago News. ' Everything you [want i you J will { find > In 1 the classified I page-* j modern > encyclopedia. On« Mot *¦ want