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PHOSPHATE KING
ON LONELY ISLE
JOHN ARUNDEL SUFFERS WILD
LIFE HARDSHIPS
MAGNIFICENT YACHT GOES ON
ROCKS
■ Multimillionaire, After Robinson
Crusoe Experience in South
Seas, Is Rescued by
Wireless
[Special to The Herald.)
PASADENA, Jan. 13—In spite of
his millions. John Arundel, phosphate
king and multimillionaire, suffered
all the hardships of wild life with na
tives on a rockbound isle of the Pa
cific a few weeks ago when his million
dollar yacht went down. All the facts
concerning the remarkable adventure
of the man who controls the phosphate
beds of the world have been concealed
until today, when, after the departure
of the Arundel party from the Hotel
Green, a friend told of the exciting
episode an episode which rivals any
thing 1 from the pen of Robert Louis
Stevenson.
John Arundel of London, New York,
Paris and the world In general has
vast phosphate beds in all parts of
the world. His life is mostly spent on
the sea, where until his terrible ad
venture he has sailed In his mag
nificent yacht, a boat with every com
fort and luxury and almost as large
as a great transatlantic liner. Some
months ago he purchased from the
French government some small islands
southeast of Tahiti, and then deeded
that he would take a trip In his new
yacht to inspect his possessions. %\ hen
the yacht, upon which were Mr. Arun
del's two daughters, themselves born
<jn one of his Island?, and his sister,
reached the larger of the group of
Islands it was discovered that the
coast was uninviting, great cliffs ex
tending far down into the sea, pre
venting a landing in the darkness. In
■water half a mile deep the anchor was
dropped and there, almost in the
shadow of the cliffs, the great yacht
lay for the night.
Vessel Swept on Rocks
; Shortly after darkness came, up
sprang a heavy wind. The machinery
was started to keep the boat head on,
when something went wrong. Thrown
back upon her cable, this only means
of s>afety gave way. and the costly
vessel was swept against the Inhos
pitable rocks. Shortly arter she struck
it was seen she could not be saved,
«nd so, without even the necessities
of life, the indels and the members
of the crew put off from the yacht in
the small boats and succeeded in forc
ing a landing through a crevice in the
rocks.
On the following day while explor
ing the island the party encountered
some friendly natives. With them they
made arrangements to share the huts
on the island and the crude food which
the spot provided. In a few days one
of the small boats was outfitted for a
desperate attempt to bring help from
some passing ship.
Wireless Message Sent
Ijj .this- frail craft five members of
the crew put to sea, and after a week
were fortunate enough to fall In with
a large steamer with wireless tele
graph equipment. With the wireless
apparatus a message was dispatched
to San Francisco, from which port one
of the Arundel steamers was sent to
rescue the loned party, and so help
finally arrived, after the Arundels had
spent several weeks in the native huts
and ting the native food*
The phosphate king from the start
exerted "very effort to keep the story
secret, and so far as is known has
succeeded in so doing, until today,
when a friend to whom Arundel had
told the story repeated it. The phos
phate king (eared that If the story
were/ to berome public before his
safety was assured it might affect the
financial world, an.l after he had kept
it secret so long he decided to continue
to do so.
CLUB MEMBERS REPORT
TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS
Early Risers Pledge Themselves to
Leave Downy Couch at 6
Each Morning
MIDDT-KTOWN. X. V. Jan I?,.—A
dozen of the mo ■' prominent business
men of Middletown have just organ
l/.etl a club which has for its object
early rlitlng. The club lias taken the
motto, "Karty to bed and early to
rise, makes one healthy, wealthy and
wise."
Members pledge themaelvea to rls«
every mninlnff at I o'clock and to leave
their clubs for home not later than 10
o'clock at night, and there are severe
penalties tor violation! of the club
rules. ■
K:i' h member la luppo ed to repoi t
;n [.nil. c !^ ndquartem at 1 o'clock In
thi morning.
GIVES AGE AS EXCUSE
FOR DOWNFALL OF EVE
At Address Before London Club
Woman Chooses Novel Idea in
Defense of Sex
LONDON, Jan. 13.—Thfrr war* two
sldei tn every story, Mn. W, Qurnay
Bonham, witt at thn "prior" of the
Wliil.'l'tiarK' dub. ri'ininilcil th< Kiipsta
:it mr club'i recant dinner, In thf
i.mrsr or her reaponM to the toast of
"The Ladles." Bbc «;is alluding to the
ndaloui aipsratoni on women
which miii been mada by thf chief
poets and writers of the world for over
MOO years.
There were two sides even to the old
story of Eva, the oldest of nil tbt
lea about women and the one
which had bean morn held up than uny
other lines the beginning of things a»
a reproach to women. Men iin
and .shaim I'iiiiy overlooked the faci
that Eve was extremely young wbao
she si.ile the apple. Adam, on the
• itin i hand, was considerably older,
practically as * ► L . i a* the hills.
XI) that could be suid against fflVi
i ii.it ihe stole an apple « hen the
whs very yourvr. The Aral theft was
committed by Bye, but who was the
flrat recelvi r of .stolen property?
Adam. Let ih.it always be remembered
. thai the receh er « ai wor»«
• much worsn —than tho thief,
ami ihiii Aihmi was the Mrst receiver.
■. Homeone In nlwayi looking for the man who
In a little better than the average, AIM for
the man who li a little wars* than the
average.-Puck. ,
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CURTISS ESTABLISHES A NEW
RECORD
PROTEST PROBABLE FOR CUT
ACROSS FIELD
Frenchman Takes Journey Cross.Lots
While American Competitor Is
Making Flight Against
Time
(Continued from Pise Three)
carrying human beings, rurttss' time
for the flight ol 16.11 miles was 24:54 2-5.
lime, Paulhan. who has sonvthli)?
The Bleriot machine, an exact duplicate of the one which crossed the British channel, is shown in mld.air.
of a reputation herself for aviating,
was tli" passenger when Paulhan went
after the record and the $3000 prize for
the best ttrn<- with two in a biplane.
Hi made throe laps of the course, dip
plnc? and rising like a bird. One*.
while passing the stand, he wiped his
and, as he let go the lever which
controls the •tminc, Mme. Paulhan
KTa«|i<-«i it quickly and surely. The
action brought cheers from every one
who happened to notice the feat of
daring. The official time for the flight
registered nt *:16 1-5. The dis
tance was 4.S:f miles.
Ferris Takes Flight
Dick Ferris took a Might with Paul
han, and when he came down he
looked years younger than when he;
went up. He said he would not have!
> naation tor a thousand or mi
Everybody now wants to make flights |
Just to gel younger and to k<c;>
money, but Paulhan has shut down
suddenly on the paaenger carrying
game. One thing is proved by the p
urylng (lights of yesterday.!
The biplane, equipped with a large en
glne, i:j more than a fad. H in almost
.1 commercial proposition. If three
In a biplane, why not many
' Biplanes are now firmly e>;
. as machines for the greatest
pastimes. They will noon
veloped like tii" automobile Into
■ ommi rclal n< i II
Daring in the extreme was the flight
of Paulhan \^iif-n he i tvooped down
upon the ludgei Hi came bo close, to
the preiri gtand that the air rushing
from hli machine bl'-w oft hats and
st;irt< .1 ■' cloud "f sawdust from the
starting square. [I was the most reck
[ess piece "t dri^ ing ever seen any
where, and would never have been at"
tempted by any but a Kennatlon-loving
Frenchman.
Dai rented Will.'ird making
tul attempt for the slowest
time around the course. lie started
but before he gol half u:iy around hi
learned he waa unable to see his speed
Indicatori ne to earth qui<kly,
having covera ilf thi course.
LOST TO FRIENDS, MAN
IS FOUND IN PRISON!
Rural Justice Makes Theft of Sack of
Potatoes Grand Larceny,
Then Forgets
INDIANAPOLIS, [nd., Jan. IS. Lost.
to the world, Henry Mulnon w«s Cound
in jail today by the Marlon county
grand Jury and set tree. Forgotten by
in- acquaintances and overlooked *'y
i/usy officers, lie had been I.•■hind the
bars f.ii I'll days, without a chance to
defend hlmsell agalnsi the charge <>t
having ■ (potatoes.
Mulson, one. evening last fall, while
crossing a Detghbor's potato lot, wms
stopped by two men, who charged him
with having stolen ;i sack of potatoes.
A justice of ihe p eat BroHd Ripple
summarily bound Mulson over to a
grand Jury oo ;i charge or grand lar
ceny, placing ■ value of at least %■£>
on the suck of potatoes.
Mulson Knlil he hail neve, scon the
potatoes, hui he was taken to the |a>U
:.i Indianapolis, and the squlrs did not
advise the county prosecutor,
INVITED TO CORK
DUBLIN, Jan. IS.—A numerously
signed requisition hai baen prasantad
to Mr. William O'Brien calling upon
him, "In \I. w i.r the grays crisis
through which the, country li paining,
to visit fork at an aarly data to taka
counsel with the people and glva than
the banaflt or his wise advice and
i statesmanship." In response
Mr. O'Brien has signified Ids Intention
to return from Florence and take part
in the el.. iinn campaign.
Woman's Instinct
"He has luocaaded ever ilncs he took
■. ile into the business."
"T( : the firnt ihlnj? she did was In
make the waste us small us po-: lblt<"
—Christmas l Juck.
LOS ANGELES HERALD: FRIDAY MORNING, JANUARY 1-L IMP.
AUSTRALIA HAS MILLIONS
OF ACRES OF UNUSED LAND
Sole Reason for Tracts Not Being
"Settled" Is Due to Their
Inaccessibility
MELBOURNE, Jan. 18.— Under the
heading of "Australia's Master Prob
]. m," the Sydney Mall tins an instruc
tive article on the Immence capacity of
the commonwealth for settlement pur-
The assumption that Australia can
nut hope to vie with Canada in thiH
matter is. it says, a delusion. Aus
tralia has just iis mftrh "settleable' 1
land within ber boundaries v Canada
possesses; the only difference is she
has Dot the same command of -it.
Ninety per cent ol the territory of
Australia still belongs to the crown
and of that 90 per cent not quite half
is held under various forms of lease
hold tenure, while rather more than
half is not even occupied.
Clearly, then, with nearly 2.000,n00,
--ono acres at disposal we cannot i
that we nre hard up for land. No
[ doubt a considerable portion of it Is
j useless —at all events, according to our
■ present idea*—but after making the
most liberal deductions for land of this
j character we have a balance running
Into a prodigious total.
In Queensland, the northern terri
tory and western Australia there are
I scores Of millions of acres of land of
j the finest quality with adequate rain
fall, fairly to will watered, which are
WE GIVE TRADING STAMPS=ASK FOR THEM
THREE ORAf E SYSTEM.
609-611 B'WAY.sS^. LosAnQELES~
TODAY TOMORROW j| Pp^T
(Friday and Saturday Only) - 9 W^\ n t
We have taken all our $15.C0 and $20.00 greatest suits and overcoats—those made and tailored by CfWp^^WMwfjslfm jlk If\
the "Collegian" house of David Adler & Co., "Stratford System Clothes," Kirschbaum & Co. of fWM^Mf/iP'MM^mk k. »^JICy
Philadelphia. Edenheimer & Stein of Chicago, and the great "Rialto" brand of smart clothing, and Hm^^^M/MJBmmmS^i fc^T •*••»»■ V/
marked them down to the ridiculous price of $11.25 —a price that should attract eager buyers and >^JJrQ^//!l gffew^M we aro agents for the -Para
men of discerning taste —for here, right here, are values of the richest and rarest sort; all brand new, %2gsfl&|' ¥ s wlw«K^ls son" pants; greatest line in
this season's goods, and it is our first sale after stock taking and should prove a memorable one. , |jjf plIjM M%%} ante7Zl^ .'xl'i'usiv.-' paSma
We can fit all kinds of men and young men and the selection of sizes is most complete. AF/'i' 1 Wrf, l'l||feslyjy to be found only here.
See our window display. _^_______ ' «|f'§;:i; ■§^''§o^^W ■ extra pants special.
" a v _HL 7,, , „ • . i • C9A m, 1 mMiifiminW^m^ »5 dpan?s n In TeT^dark paT
\E?Z3 Jan. (vJ All tliose dashing styles in our $20.00 _and _ ijm^t ■'{'■■<" \\^wilwk tern 3' Ktripca . and sma
W Win tmM Wfa ' dar" effect's; strictly all wood guaranteed; iffifefHl Wf&smm \ /fl* CA
Vr liiil Wm& ffl&%tjr All " tailored and styles in our wear and _ -■■• lllßaf terns?" rtripe* and small
#H P^ $15.00 suit and overcoat line—Cheviots, / IJR checks; also plain
£im 'FL i weeds, cassimcrcs, worsteds—in light and / - \ ■ solid effects-Special
'■'■* Wfm dark rlT.rts; strictly all wood guaranteed; A IP tifr f? A
BKf\J hand tailored and wan.mini to wear well _ |k»L; !*■ JT IS "4 Jll
il Wffil^ Jl and hold their shape or your money* back. -1 KHffiililwr^lil *$*/»%J\J
Bt \Wma c¥s*l K"^ This is a sale of merchandise that will ap- l^:ffiaffilfflKfltl
IfPc *7W^AT C peal to conservative dressers, for. there are * ;§|§Jff
)m MM OUITSS 0 COATS. ,-lass and distinction in every garment of- • liHllifii ■ /ft* /% f\ f\ "■
mm VzZVj-^- " fercd for sale. . ' ■ I '■SiitPßraMtii |^j «L r (ill '
- ■ Wsffl |f|fi «U> L . lIU
Boys' and Children's Department Shirt iSlw *™< a ■ -izr^
Boys' extra fine suits and overcoats have been placed on sale (^/J Zf\ Wv^mVi\JßiPlo% ■ p™ or'rAXis' 1 ' >A
rw at special price of $t3- *J\ f Qoi^ !■-» /IMiiE 1 '
/T^%V>- Young men's stylish and handsome patterned garments —those LfO_iS~y MBBttß&i&wkwfflw ' ./"^^.VmJ
OJ/^Sw that we have been selling for $10.00; <£7^n **r+m-M.^s «■ ■■ ltt>\
S—l^iriv^i^ ages .14 to 19 years; now $ i ,D\) T , , „ >^^S^rt trl
Si^Q^s. — Extraordinary X tiqffi/ >^rvr£?Z& CO
(Jj |5 ft^^n^v We are the exclusive agents or the world-re- Of $1.50, $2 and $2.50 guaranteed values Sf££?r lJ
ITI 'fA S -' /^*w nowned "Stetson" shoe—great because it —the strongest special we've offered since I"
** -J flT^^/Tries'' sol(1 with :l Kuaraiitee, and their shapes our , ore open ed— and in this collection &MY))<£ "^O*. H
CO n O ar(' a " °°dß"'' PnCCS ™ng^" oi classy shirts are pleated, soft bosom, W
hJ ? ™^&So2?^(to> raa r 1 CTA df*/"AA plain and fancy effects, coat style • three ■ I *ll
' Zif^^^ 3bI).UU,-J|)i).DU, -#O.UU neckband sizes to each sleeve <tinn
>-J *^<?y%r ' length; extra special price 2)I.UU
J^J^Tft^^ mail ORDERS FILLED • , v . -£#i
.Eni^Extra special of $4.00 and $5.00 Men's and Young Men's <t^Cf| Underwear value in medium weight merino gray—shirts PA
hJr* Shoes at ' $«?»^" and drawers—regular price 75c ; placed extra on sale at... Uuv
Bleriot Monoplane Most Like
Bird of All Big Flying Craft
either nominally occupied or not occu
pied at all. Much of this land, too,
occurs where the climatic conditions
are good.
"Why, then," it is asked, "are these
great vacant areas not sending out the
same irresistible appeal to the landless
of the world as are the great vacant
areas of Canada?" The sole reason Is
they are inaccessible. Nine out of ten
people even in Australia do not realize
they exist.
HAS BROTHER INDICTED
SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 13.—Accused
of sending insulting- missives to his
brother, Alfred C. Bernard was indicted
in the United States district court to
day. His brother, Stephen Bernard, a
policeman, preferred the charge. He
said that for some time past ho has
been receiving post cards which con
tained bitter attacks on his character,
and credits their authorship to his rel
ative.
PRISONERS IN'SWISS
PENAL INSTITUTIONS
HAVE ENJOYABLE TIME
Every Allowance Made by Warden,
and Inmates Wander Around
Wthiout Least Re .
straint
GENEVA. Jan. IS.— Prison life In
Switzerland is a luxury Instead of a
punishment. The comic opera Jail at
Thorburg, where the Inmate* did a-*
they pleased, has only recently been
suppressed by the Berne authorities,
yet- details are published of a similar
institution at Barnes, In the canton of
Oswald, where prisoners live like lotus
eaters.
B -non is apparently an Ideal penal
resort, for the happy criminals who are
sentenced to terms of "detention" In
that institution have a far better time
than hundreds of "free" Swiss citizens
who are forced to earn their bread.
A correspondent of a Lausanne paper
states that he was passing through
Strnen when he saw a number of men,
dressed la dark blue clothes with white
stripes, walking- about the village,
smoking and joking.
Others were seated til a cafe, ana
some were working in • leisurely man
ner carrying bricks for the construc
tion of ,i new building. To his aston
ishment, the correspondent found that
the men were convicts from the can
tonal prison close by.
Work or Pleasure for Men
' These convicts are permitted to leave
the prison iv the morning unit tlnd ;
work around Surma, wf «;Uk about ttie ;
country until QlfhUall. When they re
turn of their own accord to the prison.
They are unaccompanied by warders, :
and then is nothing to prevent their |
escaping but they are tar 100 com
fortable to think of relinquishing their I
quarters, tor they have as much lib- j
erty is other men, and are, moreover, I
red and lodged for nothing.
The money earned by those convicts
j who choose to work can be spent as
they like. One convict, who is em
ployed as a gardener by ■ local magis
trate, sends his monthly salary to his
wife and children.
Two or three convicts "escaped'" some
weeks ago, but they eventually re
turned to the prison in a half-famished
condition, and after being severely
reprimanded, they were allowed to re
i turn to their apartments.
One convict was discharged recently, j
after the completion of his sentence, i
and he remained in Sarnen for the pur- [
pose of continuing to earn money as a
bricklayer, but his "colleague" in
prison uniform made things so un- j
pleasant for him that ho begged the |
governor of the prison to allow him to
resume his "uniform" and status as a
convict.
NEW GERMAN WARSHIP
MAKES RECORD IN TRIALS
BERLIN, Jan. 13.—Burdened with
her maximum equipment of guns, am
munition, stores, and men, the new
armored cruiser Blucher, of 14.760 tons
gross, has attained a record trial trip
.speed of 25.88 knots.
The feat is acclaimed by the press as
convincing evidence that the German
admiralty is right in not emulating the
example of England and prematurely
equipping G etui an Dreadnoughts' and
Invincibles with turbines. Doubt is
expressed whether the turbines of the
Inflexible are capable under similar
conditions of excelling the record just
made by the reciprocating engines of
the Blucher.
ROOSEVELT HONORED BY
MEMBERSHIP IN ACADEMY
French Newspaper Describes Former
President as "an Apostle of
National Idealism"
PARIS, Jan. 13.—Theodore Roosevelt
haa boon elected corn spontltng member
of tin French Academy of Moral and
Political Science^, to the seat left va
unt V>y tho death of the Swiss econ
o" ,st. M. BJrnest Nawille. Mr. Rooae
mit received 18 votes out of i'X. Upon
his return to Europe in the spring he
«ill visit France ami be formally re
celved at tlif institute.
in view or the academy, the honor
which has boon bestowed upon the
former president of the United states
is merited by the originality of his
literary output, both in tin- domain of
history and of social science, in the
report on Mr. Roosevelt, which M.
nut, the historian, addressed to
i .aoYmy. he dwelt especially on the
former president's history of the war of
1818, his life of Governor Morris, his
the West" and his book
of essays, "The American Ideal."
The academy in thus choosing Roose
velt to take his seat by the side of
Beernart, I.uzzattini. Limantour, Moy
nler, Brlce ami Lord Reay has merely
sanction to the wide
spread feeling in France that the
■ president is the personification
of Anglo-Saxon energy and the model
ot' what a responsible man should be.
The Temps, in an eloquent leading
le, describes Roosevelt as "an
itle of national Idealism," and adds
thai it is chiefly in this capacity that
he deserves the distinguished honor
which has been conferred upon him by
the institute.
IRISH BOYCOTT GIVEN
AS CAUSE OF SHOOTING
Two Children in Farmer's House Es«
cape Leaden Pellets by Nar.
row Margin
DUBUN, Jan. in.—lt has been re
ported at the constabulary barracks
here that a few nights ago, between 5
and tf o'clock, at a place called Haek
weat, In the KilmihiU district, the house
of a fanner named Downos was fired
into, the gunshot entering through a
kitchen window.
Two children who were sitting by the
fire had a narrow escape, as the pellets
passed close over their heads. The
motive of the outrage is stated to be
that Mrs. Downos earlier in the week
had paid a visit to her sister, Mrs.
Griffin, wife of James Griffin, who is
subjected to severe boybottlng because
of his holding some grass and bog
lands which the tenantry on the Fitz
gerald estate want to purchase.
Unpardonable Omission
Deacon Beegosh (to country editor) —
I've a great notion to tell ye to stop
my paper! Here, in this week's issue,
ye give two columns nn the front pago
to the Baptist fair and never once say
that the church was transformed into
a veritable fairyland!-Puck.
♦-»-•
Felicitous
The peasant was overjoyed when h»
discovered that his goose was laying
golden eggs. For it was winter.
"I can paint them up and sell them
for hen's eggs!" he exclaimed, visions
of untold wealth rising rosily before
him.—Christmas Puck.
TVe wouldn't blame women for wish
ing to wear stunning clothes if we
know how much easier it Is to handle
a man When he is stunned.—Christmas
Puck.

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