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12 URGE NEW CRUSADE ON WHITE PLAGUE Cry for Further Preventive Meas ures Comes in Unison from the Pulpits TO MAKE BIG FIGHT IN L A. Pastors Join in Support of Plans of National Tuberculosis Board War on the white plague was waged from the pulpits of the country yester day in response to the request of the National 'Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis of New York city. This association has enlist ed the power of the pulpit and the | press in order to further its work in en deavoring to stamp out tuberculosis, the great white plague of the twentieth century. Yesterday before almost every de nomination and church in Los Ange les at least mention was made of the work of the society. In some cases the sermons were devoted principally to that subject, while in others reference was made to it, while in still others the work of the society, its cause and its needs were spoken of in preludes pre ceding the usual sermons. The fight against the ravages of tuberculosis is particularly strong in Los Angeles and throughout Southern California, where hundreds afflicted with that disease come every year— »nany to be cured in this climate, but many too late to receive benefit. The clergy have striking proof of the necessity for strong measures in fight ing the disease, and many strong ser mons were delivered in behalf of the society from local pulpits yesterday. The call to the ministers was entirely undenominational, and in every de nomination yesterday heed was given as the result of the necessity realized by many of the clergy. Dr. George H. Kress, secretary of the California association, had distributed literature treating on the subject among the clergymen, and in many other ways was instrumental In having the day generally observed. GOODBYE KISSES ON FRENCH ROADS BARRED Called Dilatory Practice Tending to Result In Injury to Passengers PARIS, April 24.—The state has pro- | hibited kissing on railways, the follow ing notice having been posted up in all stations: "It is strictly forbidden to exchange kisses on the platforms or In the wait ing rooms or on the steps of the car riages of the State railways, owing to the delays frequently occasioned by the prevalence of this dilatory practice, which is calculated to disturb the proper running of the traffic upon the system lev retarding the departure of trains and which is thus fraught with inconvenience and even danger to the public, as the first condition of safe traveling is punctuality. Persons dis covered kissing will be liable to prose cution." Every train on every state railway in France has always been late, and the delay is attributed to kissing. POLICE STILL HUNTING STEINHEIL MURDERER PARIS, April 24.—The police are still busy looking for the three men in gaberdines and the red-haired woman who murdered M. Steinheil and Mad ame Stelnhell's mother, and have not yet lost all hope of discovering the criminals. M. Hamard, head of the de tective department, from the first be lieved them to belong to the lowest l.iass and holds that opinion still. The search for clews among Apaches and their women folk Is extraordinarily difficult, as they are "a world apart in the midst of society." But the police recall a case in which the murderer was traced by a jacket. The garment -was taken ail over the world by de tectives, who at last discovered, In Buenos Ayres, the original owner of the coat. Through him the murderer was unearthed in a Belgian prison. Patient search and luck may eventual ly give the clew which will lead to the discovery of the authors of the Steinheil murders. ITALIAN SIGNORA WOULD DIVORCE PIANIST HUSBAND MILAN, April Another tragic chapter has begun in the history of the former Princess Louisa of Saxony, aft edward Countess Montignoso and lat terly Slgnora Toselll of Florence. Her romantic married life with the obscure pianist of that name is now, after a protracted period of bitter dissension, definitely broken off, the ex-princess having made up her mind to run away. She told her husband that she would ■go and take a sea-air cure at Rapallo, on the Genoese Riviera. Accompanied by her baby boy, a governess and a maid, the ex-princess, on the advice of an intimate friend, pursued her journey to the Palace hotel, Montreux, Switzer- nd, where another intimate friend, a Tuscan lawyer, was awaitng her. Sig nora Toselll has begun proceedings for divorce. FINED $3.75 A CARD FOR SMUGGLING ONE PACK VIENNA, April 24.— An old woman, living near the Bohemian-Saxon frontier, has been condemned *'> a fine of $210 or two months' Imprisonment for bringing into Austria an old pack of cards which had been given to her for her grandchildren to play with, and which she failed to declare at the Austrian customs house. The duty would have been '.', cents, but the judge fixed the flne .it $3.75 mi every card In the pack, or over 6000 times the duty. As the old woman, who keeps herself by collecting herbs, is unable to pay the flne and would probably not survive Imprisonment, she has sent in a petition to the em peror, asking for a free pardon, which his majesty will doubtless grant. Wasn't Good for Anything, So They Sent Him to Legislature He thought It a cinch to play the llddle. lm t the dancers protested and wouldn't stand for tils playing. /{T' HIRED him, but he ain't no ac- I count," said Old Man Somarln -*- dyk, speaking of his farm assist ant. "Jest as soon as I kin git a man that's worth his salt, I'll bounce him. All he's good for is to plow an' SOW an' feed the stock, plague him'" "If he's good for that, he's good for a right smart," observed the storekeeper. "What did you want him tor—to play the inner an' make b'loon .ascen sions?" "No, sir. I didn't," replied ('id Man Somarindyk, with some acrimony, "an' I didn't want him to mix navy beans with Rio coffee or to water flne cut terbacker till it dripped when you pulled it outen the pail." "That there line cut come to me jest the way 1 sold it to you," declared the storekeeper. "I done tol' you that oncet, an' if once tellin' hain't enough Washington Hancock interposed. "What was the matter with the feller. ( Uncle?" he inquired. "Well, it was thls-a-way," the old, man answered. "I gin him a pot o' yaller paint an' a brush, an' tol' him to give the summer kitchen a coat while I he' was a-restin' an' he wouldn't do it. 'I ain't no painter,' he says. '1 never | done no paintln', •_ an' if 1 tried I'd prob'ly slop it all over, an" maybe I'd git painter's colic. It's suthln' that ain't in my line,' lie says, 'an' I don't aim to tackle a job I don't know noth in' about.' " "I reckon if he' bust a uieecliin' bed wait to git a harnessmaker to mend it," commented the storekeeper, am icably. "He jest didn't want to take no risks," said Hancock. "Some fellers is like that, an' then there's fellers like my cousin, Philander, that's wlllln' to tackle anythin' as long as it's honest. Philander wouldn't never have hung back from paintln' a summer kitchen. He'd have made a stagger at the battle o' Gettysburg panerammer or a liver pill sign. "Philander b'lleved in tryin . If he didn't know how to do anythin' he al lowed he cd go at it some way, an' if lt wasn't the right way he'd lind it out an' try some other. I've seen him a-sharpenln' a pick on a grindstun an' shavln' the bristles off'n a hawg with hie daddy's razor. One time he went to Perry Spencer an' struck him for a Job on the paper. '' 'Kin you stick type?' Perry ast him. " 'I reckon I can,' says Philander. 'I hain't never tried it, but I've watched you-all doln' it, an' it seems right easy.' "Another time he undertook to flgger on the lumber for an by-ten hen house an" made It WOO foot 'stld o' 600, an' got it all hauled from the sawmill afore he found out his mistake. Then he went to work, an' by the ttme he'd got the hen house up lie had to go to the mill after a couple o' hundred foot more to make up for the miscues in cuttin'. Aunt 'Lizbeth got enough, K3&StSESESS*n He had failed at everything else, so his, friends sent him to the legislature to help make the laws. A DAY IN THE STOCKS A record on file in the library of congress contains an account of the adventures of a certain Hubbard, who was sentenced In Boston to the stocks for having indulged in an unwar rantable fit of ill temper. When he had taken his seat for the day there came along a drove of swine, which seemed to cast upon him those leering looks that only a fat pig can bestow. A dog followed, sniffing at the pris oner's feet and making feints—un pleasantly approaching reality—»f bit ing him. Then a cock, mounting to the very top of the stocks, crowed his de rision upon the victim below; and presently a rough fellow, after in dulging in ugly taunts, threw at him fetid toadstools and a dead snake. Then an Indian appeared, who, in a drunken rage, stimulated by some fancied injury, rushed at Hubbard with a tomahwk, probably intending nothing worse, however, than to give him a severe fright, which he certainly succeeded in doing. Help came from an unexpected quar ter, for at that moment an old bull came tearing down the road. His at tention was attracted by the stocks, and with a roar he prepared for a charge. Alarmed in his turn, the svage dart ed off. The bull made a dash at the stocks and carried away the corner post, but without even grazing the object of his apparent wrath. Whether he was disgusted by the little he had accomplished or his animosity was thus satisfied, he started off, bellowing and shaking his head, much to the relief of the said Hubbard. And then the unfortunate man was left in comparative peace to his own meditation and the cutting sleet of a November day.— Harper's Weekly, A SATISFACTION "A wise man never burns his bridges." "No," said Mr. Crosslots, "and yet I got a great deal of satisfaction from something like that. I went down cel lar one chilly spring morning and broke up the snow shovel for kindling wood."—Washington Star. LOS ANGELES HERALD: MONDAY MORNING, APRIL 25, 1910. kindlin' wood outen that bill o' lum ber to run her two years. "One time there was a dance over to Gus Dudney's, time his daughter got , married, an' Franklin Cody, who was to play the fiddle, got as drunk as a b'iled owl an' couldn't set up straight lev the time he got to the house. Cose the young folks was a-feelln' turrlble bad about It, but Philander he steps up as chipper as you please. 'Gimme that fiddle,' says he. 'I'll play for you.' " 'Kin you play the fiddle?' they all ast him. " 'I reckon so.' says Philander, 'I kin try,* anyway. All you've got to do so far's as I see is to rub the bow. up an' down on the strings. That's all Frank lin dee.'.-.' ' "Well, they handed him the fiddle an' he scraped on it until they stopped him an' took it away from him again. " 'Daggone It!' says Philander, 'I don't seem to get the hang of the cussed tiling somehow. Le'me take an' ! try it the other end to.' I "But that wasn't as bad as the time I he went to Tnritio with a drove o' hawga an' got the money for 'em an' then went over to the Eagle house to ! get his dinner. Whilst he was a-settln' there he got to talkin' with a couple ' of drummers from St.. Joe, an' pritty j soon they asked him would he Join them in a little game o' poker. " 'What kine of a game is that?' says Philander, "That tickled the two fellers an' they laffed lit to kill. Then they called in i Dave Pendleton from the livery to fill i out, but as soon, as Dave seen Philan- | der he says, 'Why, that feller can't play.* " 'I'd like to know why I cain't,' says Philander. 'You-all jest tell me how an' j I'll show you.' "So they explained it to him an' he started right in to play an' Inside of | three or four hours they divided up that hawg money between the three of j 'em an' Philander went home to ex- j plain to the old man. ' "Fin'ly Philander went into the drug i business an' done right well for a I while. Then one day Lem Ticer came ' in from Duck ("reek with a prescrip- j tion he wanted filled for his old woman | whilst Philander*! druggist was out to his dinner. " 'I'm in a hurry,' says Lem. 'Can't you fix that up yourself?' Philander took the prescription an' looked at It. "Well, I reckon I could,' he says. 'I kin try, anyway.' "So he done his best with it an' Lem's woman ought to ben thankful, 'cause she dies a mighty easy death. But It put Philander out of the drug busi ness." "What's he a-doin' now'" asked the storekeeper, as the narrator rose and brushed the whittiings from his lap. "He's a-doln' mighty well," replied Hancock. "He's in the legislature a-makln' our laws for us. That's one thing it hain't ness'ry to know any thin' about afore you tackle lt." AN EASY CASE William P. Sheridan, the "detective with the camera eye," was discussing Insurance frauds in New York. "A very easy case," said Mr. Sheri dan, smiling, "grew out of a conversa tion overheard by a friend of mine on a train. "Two elderly business men sat side by side in front of my friends. Sud denly the first put down his paper, winked and said: " 'By the way, how did you make out about that fire of yours last Sun day?' " 'Shut up, you fool!" the other mut tered. 'It's next Sunday." A WISE LITTLE GIRL Miss Mary Garden, at a tea in Phila delphia, praised the skill of the modern corset maker. "It is really wonderful," said Miss Garden, "what this artist can do. I have seen fat old women who, from certain aspects, looked like supple girls. It was the corset maker. "And that reminds me of an answer that I heard in Sunday school when I was a little child. " 'What is it,' our superintendent asked, 'that binds us together and makes us better than we are by na ture?' " 'Our corsets, sir,' piped a wise little girl of 8." GOT HER OWN MAN'S PAY Mrs. Kelly—Are you takin" much stock in this attlmpt that a lot Iv the wlmmen are makin' to get a vote for us, Mrs. Rafferty? Mrs. Rafferty—l ain't botherin' me head about such things. I'm satisfied to let Dlnny and the boys do all the votin' for my family. But 1 do think a woman should get man's pay. Mrs. Kelly—Well, I can assure you, Mrs. Rafferty, that I get one man's pay, or know the reason why, ivery Saturday night." INSULT TO INJURY Burglar Bill (to wealthy grocer)— Now, then, out of it, and do this little lot up Into a parcel. I never was no hand at that kind of thing.—Comic Cuts. THE KING IS DEAD; LONG LIVE THE KING One Special Prize Period Closes. Another Bigger and Better Opens FINE PIANO GOES THIS TIME Some Enterprising Candidate Will Get $600 Piano for Two Weeks' Hustling Developments in The Herald's $25,000 voting contest during the past forty eight hours have created no end of ex citement. . The close of the second spe cial prize period at 10 o'clock Saturday night saw the first evidences of excite ment, and balloting was carried on dur ing the day in a manner that promises ; some interesting announcements as I soon as a complete and careful count and check can be made. Another con tributing cause for interest was the third special prize announcement, ef fective April 24-May 7 inclusive. This offer Is by far the most generous yet, and inasmuch as it provides for two winners in each of the four districts — the two candidates showing the greatest increases in each district in the .time given— there is every reason for every candidate campaigning to the best of his or her ability. HUSTLE, Tim THINO And because the prizes are all such splendid and attractive awards, each worth much more effort than will be required to get it, all candidates are going to push their vote-getting cam paigns to the best of their ability dur ing the next two weeks. What more generous award can be Imagined than _mm> j. Ijrfl j' ':x PREMO CAMERAS.SPECIAL PRIZES Two, with Supplies, Go May 7 a $600 upright Steger piano? Think of It— this goes for two weeks' effort only! But before going Into a detailed de scription of this particular special prize, the contest department wishes to call all readers' attention to the complete list of special prizes ready for distribu tion May 7. Here it is: First—s6oo Steger upright piano, pur chased from the Fitzgerald Music com pany. Second— building lot in West moreland, Imperial valley, Cal. Third—sloo scholarship in the Inter national Correspondence school. Fifth—One round trip ticket from Los Angeles to Lake Tahoe. Sixth—One round trip ticket from Los Angeles to Lake Tahoe. Seventh— One Premo kodak and sup plies, value $33. Eighth—One Premo Kodak and sup plies; value $33. METHOD OF AWARDING These eight prizes will be divided among the two candidates who cast the greatest number of votes in each district between April 24 and May 7 Inclusive. There will be eight winners, two in each district, as follows: Two In district C and two in district D. These prizes will be given to the two candi dates in each district who show the greatest Increases during this period. Therefore, two prizes are bound to go to each district, and each district can win only two prizes. The prizes will be awarded in rotation, from one to eight, to the eight candidates showing the greatest increases. Every contestant is on an equal foothlng for these special prizes. Four prizes will go to the city Of Los Angeles and four to the outside territory. ABOUT THE PIANO The Steger & Sons upright is a per fect instrument, combining perfection of tone with exquisite finish, and, by many, would be preferred even to a grand. It Is a magnificent Instrument of the largest and most massive style that the Steger & Sons company man ufacture, and one of the handsomest upright pianos to be found in the stock of the Fitzgerald Music company. Everybody, whether candidates or not, are invited to visit the Fitzgerald Music company's store, 523 South Broadway, and Inspect The Herald's special prize Steger. Attaches of the Fitzgerald Music company will show visitors who ask to see The Herald's Steger every courtesy and show why The Herald selected the Steger. And while at Fitzgerald's visitors should also inspect the $750 Lindemann grand piano to be awarded as the fourth cap ita! prize at the close of the contest and the $250 Columbia graphanola, the seventh grand prize. All readers, can didates and all others should watch the daily Herald for Important contest news. Don't miss an issue. And, above all things, candidates should be getting votes now as never before. Interest in The Herald's contest is growing daily and the candidates who are active dur ing the next two weeks are the candi dates who are going to get the votes of thousands of interested newspaper readers throughout Southern Califor nia. Now is the time to put your name among leaders if you would have it there June 30. See page 9 for additional contest news. A STRANGE CUSTOM OF ALASKA Perhaps the most Interesting archeo logical discovery made on the north coast of Alaska has a relation to the present methods of personal decoration now used by the natives of Alaska, the most significant feature of which Is the wearing of lip buttons, or labrets, by the men. The present custom is that when a boy is 14 or 16 years of age, holes are pierced in his lower lip, one below each corner of the mouth. A small wooden plug is at first inserted to keep the hole from growing to gether, and month by month a bigger and bigger plug is used, till finally the openings are half an inch in diameter. At this point the young man begins to wear stone or ivory plugs. These orna ments are put in from the inside ordi narily, as one might insert a button Into a shirt front. Usually, the two buttons worn are each of a different sort, while sometimes ohly one of the holes is filled, and in summer men are occasionally met with who wear no buttons at all. When a visitor is seen approaching, however, the ornaments are always Inserted, for one does not feel dressed without them. In pre paring for sleep they are usually re moved.— Magazine. l*_SlfiW .______» I__i_m_k. hHH EH. -'^^ ■* X - - %^_s?**' .' y' ,> i"": 7 , nn'imif ' ' r * XX-l •• X. J^ . ..''"..: ■ ,'..: ■ ..X >f :*P7: :7 * 777f.?- Lf1771r5C77:75 77:-77 !7:77:|r7---7-77 7:17^7 Wf 7; % y • • \Z»x •"->" J/ ■ ..^-y-y 3VAS BARC'KXA, YUMA, ARIZ. This is Joan Barcena, a newsboy of Yuma, who is the pride and sole support of his widowed mother, Juan haa built up a nice little business among Uie best known resi dents of his home city and it was by these friends that he was nominated ln The Her ald's $23,000 voting contest. Juan is hope ful of winning one of the very highest prizes, but lie figures a double trip to the orient would be Just the very thing tor his mother and himself. With this Idea lie I* selling papers and putting away the pennies and getting subscribers to The Herald, and running up the votes. Voles, he knows, are what will win a trip, and the pennies, made up Into dimes, will mm In handy while over In China and Japan. The residents of Yuma like Juan and tills manly little fel low's vote total will bear watching during the next few weeks. DETECTIVE'S QUEER ERROR An incident which proved humiliating to a Russian detective occurred in one of the principal squares of Copenhagen, says the London Daily Mall. A dis tinguished looking foreigner went up to a policeman, and pointing to a man who was crossing the square, said: "Kindly arrest that man. I am a Rus sian detective and I have tracked him from St. Petersburg. He :s a murder er, and I have a warrant for his arrest in my pocket." The policeman took both men to the police station, despite the protests of the second man. There it was ascertained that he, too, was a Russian detective, who was in Copenhagen for the purpose' of watching over the safety of the Em press Marie. Before catching his col league the first detective, who had been thrown on the wrong track In an un explained fashion', had traced him from Helsingfors to Stockholm and thence to Denmark. A PROMISE "Pa?" "What is it, my child?" "When Sis marries that lord, will I nave to call her 'your ladyship'?" "It will not be necessary for you to do so, but it will be very nice If you care t»" "All right. Mebby 1 won't always do It, but I'll promise not to call her 'punkin face' any more, anyhow." DO YOU KNOW jfex*^X%. How much cash business did we do to-day _^"*'l^ * \£y3s£&S&\ How much charge business did we do to-day ■_ J» K&T > What Is the total of my accounts outstanding m 9 \m Jwß * :.7f How much money have Itn the banh *^ r--^r(jf^ ti^etl^r What is the amount of checKs out J _-tfgX^=^\ v^tJf XcV How much have I paid out this month ■ J-'J&y^y I \ HL*Sar /""S How much do I still owe for goods purchased * jA"*^ I V iSitfyr^'— I Are you sure the informaUon you will give me a xyx '■ xy.) Mr. Merchant:— , You will know what it tells you is absio- How often have you asked these ques- lutely correct and that no mistakes have tions? How long did you have to wait for £een made in any of the figures. xz the information? .„ . , ~.--X'X\ > It will give you this perfect audit of your After you finally got the information, did business and give you many other business you know absolutely that it was correct, or advantages, as long as you are in business, didn't you have to take some one else's , ■ x '"■?'«'■■■' -''li. X rX» '■ . v i y for considerably less than a bookkeeper word for it? , , , - , salary for one year. , _'■ This information, which' is the gauge as ■'A to the condition of your business, should be National Cash Registers are furnishing absolutely accurate to the penny. this information to hundreds of thousands I 2 .... . ... of successful storekeepers every day. To be thoroughly in touch with your c _ * ■ * business you should have all this informa- o ver 800,000 National Cash Registers tion, and more, every day. ' have been sold. '^ If you depend on any human agencies to 'We are seUing 10>0(M)> and "over, per 1 tell you these things you can expect delays -^ —^ Re | errors and added expense in pay roll. •■'-•■' H save money for storekeepers A National Cash Register will give you , / all this information, and more, every day of Prices as low as $25.00. Easy monthly M your business lifetime. , ' payments, or a liberal discount for cash. \ « Write for Catalogue and prices and other information that will j be of benefit to you. This will not obligate you in any way The National Cash Register Company I E. B. WILSON, Sales Agent .. \ - % ■ 450 South Spring Stre J AUSTRALIA BARS MARRIED TOILERS Immigrants Practically Forced to Race Suicide by the V Land Owners NO CHILDREN ON RANCHES Commonwealth Seeks to Retain Purity of the Race by ,* Strange Methods ! LONDON, April 24.—New South Wales does not want .married couples with young children among her Immi grants. Farmers and squatters will not give employment to parents who are not past chlldbearlng. While the determination to exclude colored races has probably ' impeded the industrial and economic development of Austra lia, it is the ambition of the common wealth to preserve the tradition of a white Australia. The government of Australia spends large sums of money' and uses every effort to attract white immigrants, but squatters and other large employers of labor in the country insist on condi tions that tend directly to encourage that race suicide which is one of the gravest problems of the day. The em bargo on married people with children is a danger to the whole country. It leads to congestion in the cities and deprives the country of the real sources of wealth, and must end by crippling the development of Australia as well as robbing her of those means of de fense which become more urgent every day. The scandal Is exposed by the Aus tralian correspondent of the Times, who sends two striking letters with comments thereon. One of these, let ters follows; ASKS FOR rASSAUK "As the prospects of my obtaining employment do not seem very hopeful, 1 am writing to ask if you could see your way to pay our passages to an other state, where work may be more readily got. 1 fully realise the' diffi culty there Is for married people In securing situations if they have what is known out here as encumbrances. For during the past nineteen days I have called myself at many places in search of work, but invariably have been told that with two children there is no chance for us." The second letter reads: "Mr. and Mrs. were both thor oughly satisfied with our capabilities and references, and I quite thought that at last we were about to start work; but I am very sorry to have to tell you that ! our little - boy • has proved an obstacle. While Mr. 7—- —- appeared to sympathize, Mrs.. —• would not for a moment entertain the idea of engaging married people. with an encumbrance. It would * seem " that: as long as we have our child With.us j there Is not much chance of our getting, a situation. Could you . assist us by getting our child taken care 'of for a few months in order that we may he i free to earn some money?" The writer of the first letter Is an ex-British soldier, a good, all-round farm hand; his wile is a good cook and laundress. There is plenty of em ployment awaiting him and his wife— if thoy go.alone—at $350 a year and keep. If they do not get rid of their, children thero is nono. The writer of the second letter is a good farm hand, who can also drive and repair motor cars; his i wife is a good cook and; laundress. MUST FORSAKE CHttD Their only chance of getting employ ment Is to leave their child with someone else. The best registry offices ln the stato have been offered a bonus of $15 to find these people employment; their answer Is: "If you gave us $50 we could not do It." The state immigration bureau, when applied to, simply says: "We told you so; we cannot place married couples with child!'.' and therefore wo ,1,, not assist them to come out." , A third case may be mentioned. A married couple with one child came to New South Wales some months ago. After great difficulties they were placed on a station nearly 300 miles from Syd ney, an.l their new employers expressed thorough satisfaction with them. A few months passed, and then the em ployer's wit. discovered that another child was likely to bo born—not im mediately, by any means. The family! was at once dismissed and sent back to Sydney by rail. If they had been allowed to stay six months the em ployer (by agreement) would have had to pay their return fare; dismissed when they were, they had to pay It, and the employer simply got them a ticket and handed over the small bal ance of their wages. They arrived In Sydney penniless. Friends tried to get employment for the man and a home for the woman. After much searching the only place for her was the "Home of Hope," a refuge for fallen women, in which the diet provided, even for women before childbirth, is bread and treacle, and the work is perpetual laundry work. I am glad to say that when the charac ter of the work and food became known to the friends who were interest ing themselves the wife was at once removed to less degrading quarters. DISINFECTED This chap moved Into a dilapidated cottage near the beach, and set to work at once to whitewash it inside and out. While he was swinging the wet brush on the exterior a passerby said approvingly: "I'm glad to see you making this old place so neat and smart. It's been an eyesore to the neighborhood for years." "It ain't nothin' to me about eye-, sores," was the reply. "The reason] why I'm whitewashing is because the^ last couple wot lived here had twins once. I understand lime's a good dis infectant. Ye see, we've got ten chil dren already."