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tiste, with their dainty cut find pretty
yet simple trimmings of tucks and
embroidery, with a minimum of lace
Insertion, are very satisfactory for such
purposes; and these little white frocks
arc not at all expensive.
Foulard and pongee dresses may also
be worn—always providing the style is
not too elaborate. Trains, chiffon
tunics, rich embroidered and beaded
trimmings, etc., are, of course, most
out of place in a business office.
The wise little business woman will
economize a bit on trimmings anyway,
and put the extra money In a smart
parasol which will add inestimably to
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FLOWER TRIMMED HAT FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS
THOI'OII tills beautiful hat could by no meant pas* muster In a stem iih:i!>-k of
correct business raiment, It Is really simple in style and would he quite allowahh*
on the business day that precedes an afternoon or evening festivity. The hat i<
one of the charming Gage models for midsummer wear—i s of leghorn, and has a
lining: of black satin which makes a dark frame for the dainty rose trimming. The
little roses, In delectable shades of pink, are sewed all over the net crown and extend
down over the brim in points, green leaves being laid between roses and straw brim.
A band of the roses sewed to black velvet ribbon passes under the hair at the back.
PREMATURE REPENTANCE
The sick man seized his wife's hand
In his feeble grasp.
"Please tell me the whole truth, aw
ful truth at once," he begged gaspingly.
"Oh, William!" cried his wife, "it's
all right at last! The crisis Is pnst and
the doctor assures us that you will
recover."
"Is he absolutely sure of that, my
dear?"
"Perfectly."
"Well, then, darling, please do this
for me at once. Run and telephone to
my partner that I didn't mean what I
said yesterday about not foreclosing
that mortgage. He'll understand that
I must have been out of my head." —
Cleveland Leader.
IN SPITE OF TOMMY
Home study for Tommy had Just be
gun and he found it hard to apply him
self to regular hours. At bed time one
evening his father said: "Tommy, I
am not at all pleased with the report
your mother gives me of your conduct
today."
"No, father; I knowed you wouldn't
be, and I told her so. But she went
right ahead an 1 made th' report. Jest
like a woman, ain't it?"— Ladies' Home
Journal.
Tailor—Haven't you a wallet in your
hip pocket?
Customer—Yes; shall I take it out
while you measure me?
Tailor—No; I want to measure that,
too.
LOS ANGELES HERALD SUNDAY MAGAZINE
the chic of her linen suit or dimity
frock and will give her a pleasant
lady-of-lelsure - out-to-do-a-little-shop
ping feeling when she goes to and
from her office. No business woman
needs to be reminded that footwear
and gloves must be irreproachable. Silk
glovefl are the best choice for sum
mertime, of course, and if two white
pairs are kept on hand and washed
every three or four dayi, one. may be
always dainty and smart. The em
broidered glovet which come In lovely
color effects are most attractive with
the special fro< k of foulard or >>f
pongee.
LUXURY
Though luxury is something which
only fools go in for, the incidental
crumbs thereof are what feed the mul
titude. It is proof that Providence does
not wish the multitude to go hunerry
when fools with a knack of making
money keep on being born.
If all men were wise, and luxury
therefore a thing unknown, we might
still be fed, after a fashion, but the
sum total of happiness would be less.
Nobody would be happier except those
few who have been permitted, by trial,
to discover what a poor thing luxury
is, while the rest of us, havlne nobody
to envy, would be miserable. —Puck.
A LESSON ON SPECIALIZING
He was an American visitor, and as
he sauntered into the barber's shop he
freely criticised British methods of
work and business.
"You don't specialize," he said; "you
should stick to one branch of a thing
and master it completely."
The barber said nothing, but lathered
his face very liberally, and then sat
down to read.
"Well, why don't you shave me?" in
quired the American, after five min
utes.
"We only lather here," was the re
sponse; "you must go Into the next
street for a shave."—Tit-Bits.
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She—History repeats itself, you
know.
He— Not always. You never heard
of a man eloping more than once, did
you?
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and add a hit of hand stltrhery In dot* or m ulli>|iln K themselvcm.
THE BEST HE COULD DO
"Explorers hate to take back or
amend anything they have written,"
said F. S. Dallenbaush of the American
Geographical society. "They are like
the Waldo editor there.
"A man entered the Waldo editor's
office and shouted angrily:
" 'You said In yesterday's paper that
I'd been hanged. It's false. I've never
been condemned, let alone hanged.'
" 'Well, my friend, said the editor,
'It's our policy never to issue direct
contradictions. They shake the con
fidence of the reader. But I'll tell you
what we'll do for you. We'll say you
were cut down before life was ex
tinct." '"
NATIONAL DAILYGRAPHS
Affinity Is a polite name for as
lnlnity.
When one gets stuck she at least
feels the point.
The rich would be a lot more un
popular If they had more relatives.
One of the most difficult things in
the world Is for the mother of four
or five boys to establish a good repu
tation for the neighborhood.
A white He Is one of the sort that
is told when a woman departs from
an afternoon affair at which she has
not enjoyed herself.
It takes more than a tomb to con
sign some people to oblivion.—Woman's
National.
DON'T MENTION IT
The politest man in Boston collided
violently with another man on the
street. The second man was angry.
"My dear sir," said the polite one with
a bow, "I don't know which of us is
to blame for this encounter. If I ran
into you, I beg your pardon; if you
ran into me, don't mention it." —Suc-
cess Magazine.
AN EASY WAY
"Can you tell me how I can get to
Pittsburg?" asked the sourrette at the
railroad ticket office.
"Sure!" replied the agent. "Marry
one of the Pittsbtirg millionaires."—
Yonkers Statesman.
MAY 22, 1910.
BARKING DOG SOMETIMES BITES
A Western Pennsylvania tax collec
tor, though afflicted with stuttering, is
an old gentleman of uniformly good
temper, which apparently no combina
tion of circumstames can ruffle. One
morning he was asked into the "set
tin 1 room" by the lady answering his
knock, and was immediately beset by
a barking dog.
"Don't mind Tip," said the lady, "he's
only fooling—he won't bite you."
"He w-w-wo-won't, w-wo-won't he,"
said the old gentleman triumphantly,
"h-h-he's b-b-bi-biting me n-now."—
Success.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR
The more relatives a man has the
happier he could be without any.
A man thinks he Is reforming people
when he Is only nagging them.
A woman can get control of a man
by making him think no woman can
Nearly all men have a twist in their
brains; all men have a twist in their
morals.
The friend who shows a lot of en
thusiasm when you don't need him
doesn't show any at all when you do.—
New York Press.
WHY SHE RETURNED
Mrs. Johnson had gone away from
home, leaving Mr. Johnson disconso
late. On arriving at her destination
she missed her gold lace pin, and
wrote her servant, asking the girl to
let her know if she had found any
thing on the dinini; room floor.
The servant wrote as follows:
"When sweeping the dining room floor
this morning I found thirty matches,
four corks and a pack of cards."—
Success Magazine.
THE MYSTERY
Gunner—l have read some of Pen
ner's "mystery" novels, and must say
that for pure punk they deserve the
lemon.
Guyer—That's my opinion. Cut how
can you refer to them as "mystery"
novels?
Gunner —The mystery Is how he sells
them.—Chicago News.