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12 LOS ANGELES HERALD ISM EVERY MOKXINO BT THE HERALD CO. THOMAS K. (iIIHION, President anil Editor. Entered as second class matter at the post •fflce in Los Ancelcs. OLDEST HORKING PAPER IN LOS ANUELES. Founded Oct. 2, 1813. Thlrty-slith Year. Chamber of Commerce Uiillilliie. Phones —Sunset Main 8000; Home 10211. The only Democratic newspaper In South ern California receiving full Associated Tress report*. NEWS SERVICE— of the Asso ciated Press, receiving Its full report, aver aging 25.000 words a day. RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION WITH SUNDAY MAGAZINE Dally, by mall or carrier, a month » .60 Dully, by mail or carrier, three months. 1 50 Daily, by mall or carrier, six months. .2.75 Daily, by mail or carrier, one year 5.00 Sunday Herald, one year •••• Postage free in Unite 1 States and Mexico, elEewhcro postage added. THE HERALD IN SAN FRANCISCO AM. OAKLAND— Los Angeles and Southern all fornia visitors to Ban Francisco an.l Oaklanl will find The Herald on sale at the news stands In the San Francisco ferry bulld.ng and on the streets In Oakland by heatle> and by Amos News Co. A file of The Los Angeles IleraM nan be seen at the office of our English representa tives, Messrs. K. and .1. Hardy & Co., 30 31 and 32 Fleet street, London. England, free of charge, and that firm will tie glad to re ceive news, subscriptions and advertise ments on our behalf. On all matters pertaining to advertising address Charles R. Gate*, advertising man ager. ______ Population of Los Angeles 327,685 CLEAR, CRISP AND CLEAN oHtesfl<pi A 'mi LIA; jf| RETRORSUN. fU AT THE THEATERS '• AL'niTORIFM—Dark. BKI.AM O—"The Dollar Mark." BURBA — "The nose of the Kancho." GRAND—"Lena Rivers." LOS ANGELES —Vaudeville. MAJESTIC— Dark. MASON— Dark. OLYMPIC—Musical fares. onrHEVM —Vaudeville. PRINCESS—MusicaI farce. VACATION Till: state board of health issues a warning to vacation trippers. Borne peopli return from vacation reporting no improvement. That is ise they have gone to a place where the climate l E not healthy, or the water Is not tip to the mark, where there are other conditions pro ducing disease; or else they have over done their vacation—tried to b< too strenuous. No other state possesses the varied climate and scenery of California, II" who is brain-fagged may turn for rec reation to the great expanse of sea coast or to the high mountains. He may eeok seclusion in the deep woods ut' the north, or enjoy the level stretches of verdant southern country. ]!ut wherever he goes for his weeks of pleasure the so.iourner must care iiilly consider his hygienic surround ings. Each year are recorded cases of typhoid and malarial fever, two pre ventable diseases contracted In sum mer reeortfl, and many of these cases can be laid directly to the lax system of caring for the health of those people who are socking this very thing. The source of water supply, sewnge dis posal, the presence of files, are ques tions which should be taken into con sideration by the vacationer. It is eaay to .say It is fate's irony when a seeker for health in the search for health loses what health he has. Hut that is not the true explanation, which is thru the. victim has simply been negligent— has not applied com mon sense to choice of surroundings, housing, hygiene and diet. TREASONABLE GRAFT IT is impossible to avoid the conclu sion much uneasiness will be caused throughout the United states by the terrible disclosures re garding the purchase and sale of a seat In the United States senate. Some years ago a magazine writer created a sensation by denouncing the senate for Its treason to the people of the United States and its devotion to trusts and Interests. fint even li" made no suggestion the seats in the. august chamber could bo bought for hard cash. Shameful and disgusting is tho con fession of the miserable Holtslaw that "ho voted for William Lorlmer for United States senator because he was offered $2500 for his vote by State Senator John Broderiek of Chicago; that he wna paid the $2500 promised him by Seuatoi liroderiek at tlie saloon of .Senator Brodcrlck in Chicago; that he was later paid $700 'Jackpot money' by Senator Broderlck at tin saloon of Senator Broderlck in Chicago; that he voted with Senator Stanton t'. Pemberton and Hepreaentatlve Joseph S. Clark to award the contract tor leg islative furniture to the liighest bidder because he was promised $15"0 for his share in the graft." As long as there la graft In the United Btate tha republic la In because graft la tirason. The «i especlall] when i üblic oil li i i, is worse tlian an ordinary knave, lie is a rraitor to his coimury. IN MEMORIAM IN TWO great national celebrations the American republic marks its essential difference from all other nations of the world, on Independence (lay it remembers the founders of the nation; on Memorial day It remembers all who have taken part in the up bullding of the nation to its present condition of prosperity, glory and world supremacy. ' The nation's heroes, who have fought the battles of the republic, ■were hon ored, and the broad-minded spirit of modern times teaches recognition of the part taken by all good citizens in the development of the country morally and physically, in the up building of the national life. Heroism is honorable wherever found. It is honorable in peace as well as in war, in the. ranks of the workers as well as in the ranks of the army. The modern custom of decorating the prrave.s of civilians and soldiers alike, and of remembering all the dear ones as well as all the brave ones who have made, the nation great, ac cords to the greßt-heartedness ot the | American republic. AH who have worked for the repub lic, whether on the field of battle or in the factory, whether as warriors or as fathers and mothers of families, toiling against tremendous odds to give their children a square deal in educa tion and opportunity, are worthy of | the honor and remembrance they ro ceive on Memorial day. j RATES REFORM CHIEF interest in council proceed ings today will be centered in tho ordinance prepared by the city attorney fixing telephone rates; and in giving a square deal to the public and the companies. There is a popular demand for equalization of rates. The slogan of tho rates reformers is "the same rates for both companies for the same service." Much dissatisfaction has been rausfe'.l by the Inequality of the arrangement by which the Sunset company is al lowed to charge $3 per month for main line residence telephones, and the Home company $2 per month for main i line residence telephones. Since there can be po question as to public and council opinion regarding advisability of making the rates equal, I the matter that remains to be threshed j out Is the sum which should be j charged. Public utilities .-ommlssion's recommendation is residence rates for both companies should be established at $2.50 per month and residence two party lin?s $2 per month. Or the main lin ■> residence rates for both companies might be fixed at $2 j per month and the rate for residence party line rates less than $2 per month. In spite of rate difficulties and in justices, telephone service is becoming more and more popular in Great Los Angeles; and the home that has not a telephone is hardly complete. It is to be hoped consideration for the general welfare will bring about the establish ment of a lust nnd equal, non-discrim inative rate which will increase the popularity of the telephone service and thereby help the public as well as the companies. THE NEW PATRIOTISM A TIMELY sermon by Rev. Dr. Brougher of Temple Baptist church on the subject of the new pat rioti (in w i worthy of the npplau c by which I" was liver-uyted. it \ high time fo. the now patriotism. The world l<< entering on n new era, during which the relations of social con IHlin? and commercial conditions must te ted amicably with a view to the : ■ fluction of the greatest good for the greatest number of citizens. The new patriotism should he one of peace, not of militarism. Modem thought and modern development should result not only in liberty among all tuitions of the earth, but In peace and pood will. Militarism is tyran nous. It Is tlie last of the great tyran nies, and lingers at r time when the brotherhood of man should be taking the place of the general, discord. MllltHrism is a tremendous burden on all the "civilized" nations of the world: and it mocks the word civiliza tion. The established order of thing? that is to say, stable national so cial conditions—could be overturned by militarism, Vast expenditures for naval and mllttarj i are de fended 'in the ground that other na tions are arming themselves The establishment of an international court of arbitration on a permanent basis for settlement of all international disputes will raise modern civilization »ii the level of i ach of the commui or i ivlilzation. PRACTICAL AEROPLANING BY til' f CJlenn Curtiss from All any to Ni w York, the of the awoplarq as an adjunct ilillc usefulness is definitely set tled. Rul the rail road over the air route is stated In a paragraph In the Associated Pre dcs i ription of the flight. "With thn signal that furtiss was "ff. the special train of five cars und a locomotive gathered impetus and . follow." Tim railroad can furnish speed, and at the siiiii 1 tinip traveling accommoda tions for :■ Large group of papsenßrrs. The aeroplfino can furnish equal or greater .-jh i. livit '■■.!' transport only one passenger at n time In :i flight between Chicago (say) and New York, the .train sitv'ci- would still have the bettor in' Ui.- other; because ii would take a llocu of aeroplanes to equul the carrying capacity of even a short, light tram. The president's aut Imrl '.' il statement well cxproHsea tlie popular opinion: "The ( wonderH of aviation will never ■ ■/' Ii is not only possible hut highly probable a long flight with pufcuentfrs will bo accomplished Con the i nil of till* year. I LOS ANGELES HER ALT): TTESDAY MORNING, MAY 31. 1010. Puzzle Picture: Find the Meanest Man on Earth "***-^ • f^~> C* 4 T "IT*2>J(JST ABOUND] HR .♦-* Jh> ?& *l on honeydugt ar. ■— v s~ "ST <1 I^* ILOOKBD THROUGH fc /^ ) A Nix-'vC^e '. YO fT YESTERDAY ANt> A. — • —- A vS /{ ' TfQF 1 y< orerri-T/ni/^' LDVtV DOVE AvE.J c J. —^ i i i, - i i : y/i% '^^^^r^ ...^.~^..,^<^'- /r:f?fo&'~<h,«»,M,~ —— <f *^" ',' * • t Tim m_l . i_ i. . ■ -- .^ii.. i ii ii i i ■ rr- CANADIAN MARKET CANADIAN market for American goods shows healthy activity; and ' there js constantly Increasing I growth In the volume nf trade between tin' republic and the dominion. Ac cording to figures supplied by the bureau of statistics for ten months ending April exports to Canada amounted to .?I74.■""■'.<"•". against $120, --000,000 in the corresponding period of last . ■ i To a great rxtnnt the increase is in manufactures. Coal shows an increase' of $2,000,000; cotton, $2,000, : wheat, 51,; ,000; horses, $500,000; agricultural implements, from $1,500,000 to $2,5 ; j automobiles, from $1,000,000 to $3,11 In the manufacture nf machinery, Vmerica is the foremost nation In the world. American manufacturing su pri mai y is easily proved by the tn - mendous demand for articles of Ameri can make. It is In order, however, to inquire why reaping machines, type writers, bicycles and automobiles of American manufacture can be bought cheaply In the United Kingdom and on the European continent than In the United states .■ Among all the Interests thru have ; claims on public attention none is more Important than the harbor interest. I The upbuilding of Greater Los Angeles Into a marltlmi as well as a com- rclal and manufacturing center will form tl c greatest chapter in iis re markable history. Some of Hiram Johnson's sayings arc epigrammatic. Here are two that should be remembered: "We are not trying to put the - orporatlons out of business, but out of politics. Phis fight Is not local, it is X"i"M on all over the country. It is the fight against the ystem." G 1 candidates make good council men. Good councilmen make good city ordinances. Good ordinances and their enforcement make good city govern ment. With continued good government Greater Los Angeles easily will attain Ito tin Ip of thi « est. Fin Commissioner Hawley recently told til- members of the City club the loan shark had been eliminated from official Los Angeles, With this, di i-d Improven eni (as well as many oth erH) Los Angelet Herald had not a lit tle to do. Almost every big holiday brings news of car wrecks with disastrous consequences to human beings. Under easily Imaginable eircumstanei a "daj off" may i" 1 more strenuous than a working day. All arrangements fur the celebration of Independence day must be made with "safety and sanitj in view. Los Angeles will have a patriotic and en thusiastic but a sane and safu Fourth. After the Qlenn Curtiss High; and other , the phrase, "Up In the air," will have a new meaning. It will I" 1 equivalent to "All right and getting along well." it is a citizen's duty to vote .it the primaries and to VOTE RIGHT. <i I government is the beßt government for Greater Los Angeles. Advisory committee is still on guurd, and Is r.-ady, if necessary, to assist in the official investigation of. the high, way project. c; i government in Los Angeloi . in help the prosperity and further th« progreHg of Ortater Loa Angeles. In the brilliant lexicon of the re aetlonarlps there is no such phraie as •■buuare deal." State Press Echoes NON POLITICAL FOURTH ; Let us have a grand Fourth of July celebra tion, such as Redwood City has had in past years, and such a* its people are determined to hold this year, l.< t there be no dissension to mar the harmony of the proposed event, Let it be free from politics in it? every fea ture, with no suspicion of an attempt to fur ther the aspirations of any office holder or candidate for office. The Fourth of July Is Liberty's day—the whole people's day—and any effort to turn it Into a field day for voters | will cause discord.—Redwood City Democrat. STANFORD LOYALTY The generosity and loyalty of the Stanford student body Were again proved recently when practically every student who was approached donated toward the* eastern track fund. In final analysis this poe? to prove that the spirit that has secured victory for our teams is still existent within the student body, an.l I that the men who represent Stanford at , Champlaln in June realize that the student i body is with them In their efforts.—Dally Talo I Alto. LOST OPPORTUNITY In hi** speech on the tariff Champ Clark of Missouri lee tared that if President Tnft had vetoed the Payne-Aldrich-Bmoot bill he could have writtpn his name nmong the countn '■ prpat^ft benefactors. "But he let the golden opportunity go by unimproved." added the minority leader, "and It will never return to him n? long as the crass grows an water inns."— Ban Benlto Advance. -♦- ENCOURAGE THE YOUNG Olvi the young and struggling a word of iragement now and then. Y.u would not leave those plants in your window boxes without water nor refuse to open th*j shut that the sunlight tmiy fall upon them, l>ut you would leave some human flower to puffer from want ■: appreciation or the sun ( encouragement. Banta rlaia News. SOMETHING TOUCHABLE A San Francisco paper deriaie* that the n ■i delegation f r ,, r ,i that city to Wash ington went "with something tariKlhle in their hands." This Is noi Intel li I an a reflection <m t'l. i wera at W'ashli -■■ ■ Pasa lena ♦ MERCHANT MARINE Not everything that Henry Clews, the New York banker, sends out to the press merits a place in thr columns of a dally news paper, but his remarks '■■■ri'-'Tnins a merchant marine arc timely and to the point.—Oakland inquirer. * KAISER'S HAT If the kal.iir doesn't blufsom out in a I: ugh \lUifr lint soon, It may be suspected that his frlei Ishtp for tho colonel is only feigned.— Sacrftmento l :■■' Far and Wide A GREAT SPEAKER "Vrw, he certainly i« a speaker. One of tho lif.xt I ever heard " 'What la nis special lint' of i "That's his stront; point. i.i<- >■:!!> you and get you worked up to a great pitch of e-nthuslaflm and the next day you can't remember what It was about, fio that when you hear him again what he saj's is aa fresh as ever."—rhlcago Record-Herald. -* - DANGER SIGNALS It is <heer folly to Ignore the truth that there la in this district, as In other sections of the country, a spirit of uneasiness and unrest with peeped to existing social and political conditions which can be atirrcd Into life by a competent and Inspiring lead er. Only he must be competent and inspir ing, or In will i" a ridiculous failure. — New lleclfnnl Standard. DANGER THERE Mr- Jones had been readlni: "I germ laden hank note*. "Goodness gracious!" Rhe exclaimed. "George, do you know how deadly dangerous monoy really is?" "I should fay I do." replied her husband, "Look at the numbtr ol bill* it has killed at Albany alone." —Turk. ECONOMY "Your husband goes to every baseball (same." "yen," replied young -Mr?. Torklnn. "Charlie is economizing. When the homo toam loses he'B too disappointed to eat am dinner and when It ■nliis he's too enthuilaa tlc." — Washington Star. —t— ONE IN EVERY LIBRARY Tlie Kaeramento lv > i monument , , the memory of Mark Twain, luring om and well itui ked ll u ataom Ille '(■■Kiwi^r. UNFORTUNATE "1 only sent that one miniature to tnc academy this year. It was kepi until the. last moment, and then unfortunately II wan crowded out through want "t apace." —The Tattler. Public Letter Box SCOTCHMAN DEFENDS ENGLISH FROM 'ONE.TIME ENGLISHMAN' LOS ANGELES, May SO.—[Editor Herald]: I am not an Engllsmhan and have probably not a drop of English blood, yet i have lived In England over twenty years and I think I know them better than themselves, but I did not come in contact With the kind of English "A one-Time Englishman" de scribes. He must have been a kind of duck in a hen's neat. I have found the Englishman In England the broad est, most liberal. Just nnd generous of any nation, and I am somewhat trav eled. In England there are no "foreign ers" (except they speak a foreign tongue), no distinction of country, creed or color. England is still the cradle of freedom of thought and above all, free speech. I have listened to a Scotch lecturer before an English audience, satirising and ridiculing "John Bull" and his foi bles, follies, Inconsistencies and strong weaknesses, while the English audi ence roared with laughter and applaud ed. Where else on the soil's surface could this, happen? I asked the lec turer later where would he venture this to another nationality. His an swer was. "Nowhere. The Scot would listen In silence, then heckle me for hours. The Irish would breaK up the seats and break my head." The "One-Time Englishman" should return to England long enough to be come acquainted with his countrymen. The '"It has a right to protest against being Ignored, as is even more com mon by Americans than by English men, who do so thoughtlessly, without an idea of self-assertion. Hut the Colts are much to blame for their self effacement after permitting themselves to be called English and often desig nating themselves so. The Celtic club of Los Angeles could do no better service to tin race at this time than inform the press and people of the fact that British is broader and truer than English, which would scarce be a factor in the universe but for the celts. Scotch, Welsh and Irish. who, however, have only kindly feel ings for their fellow Britishers. A SCOT. REFLECTIONS ON DOCTRINE OF ORIGINAL SIN AND GOD'S LAW LOS ANOBLKS, Mny 30. [Editor Hnrald]: To judge from Mr. Kitts' expression In today's Herald, "Cleanse the blood from lour (trapes," etc., ho seems to think, hi do a great mass of thPOloßlonpi, that fin In the. flesh is wimp evil substance Infused Into Adam when he -sinned, transmitted from par enl to child and thus permeatlnn thr whole human family; hut rooted out from each Individual thai Is cleansed nnd made holy in the sin cleansing fountain. But, we ask. Was Adam created boly? No, by no means. They were naked and not ashamed. Such a con dition may ho called Inn nee. as in small children, but not holiness, tor holiness Implies character, which they did not have. The tree of knowledge, whether lit eral or metaphorical, was a prohib itory law; something they were for bidden to do, and which, uli n done. opened their eyea and showed thorn their nude ronditoln; or, In other words, conscience smote them. Hence their hiding from the faro of tho mighty Elohlm. The pair had now afl vanced one step up the ladder of civ ilization. They had begun to form a character. .Must denominations da Indeed advo cnte the doctrine of natural Immor tality Inherited from Adam, hence tlioir belief In eternal torment; but Hits statement fand (im Bible is flilcil with ■ImilKr strong proof) dors forever pre elude that heathen dogma, All must admit, and theologians Ron erally do admit, that the truly con verted and redeemed child of God is us free from sin as Adam was prior to taking the forbidden • fruit, if. then, Adam had been created holy and free from sinful lusts, the true redeemed child of God would likewise be free from mi 'i lusts, But such is not tin 1 case. The lusts are still present, but to bo conquered by Holy Spirit power, with one peremptory "Opt thee behind me, Satan." Then, and not till then, Is the man created In the image of God mentally, and shall be »0 physically In the great day of Judgment when raised from his sleep In the bosom of mother earth. I. BODE. All American Chinese Girls Fond of Making Fudge and Also Eating It AT last ■ definite standard Of civili zation has been set. Or to be exact, a standard of feminine civilization. The masculine one has yet to be determined, and when one regards the various litmus paper tests Which might he used in various grades (if society and In various parts of the land, the difficulty or fixing upon one Universal measurement is at once ap parent With femininity, however, there was little or no trouble. Th* sex unites Upon a Single test. That made, the ex amination Is passed with honors. The case of the Misses Chang, whose father Is the new Chinese minister to the- United States, is n most pertinent Illustration. According to their gov erness, who lias had a wide experience with outside barbarians, these young girls are the most diligent students of Knglish sin- has ever known and are BhoWjng marvelous results. Most sig nificant Ol all, they have not only fallen a victim to fudge, bui they arc experts in its manufacture. Nothing more is needed to admit them tn equality, social, moral, re ligious nnd Intellectual, with the girls of this nation. They have become Amerleanlßed In the biggest sense of the word. And they will stan.l in the very first rank of feminine civilization. because the records show that they moke fudge three times n day, and onlj heaven knows how often they nibble at it. It doesn't need this celestial approval to show the heavenly Miialttles of fudge. While Theologians Are Fighting for Dogmas Boys and Girls Go Wrong II ROM a remark made by Milwau \ 'tor's now mayor In reply to a clergyman yesterday we would say that tin' new mayor I* not likely to prove disappointing. "While you are fighting for some theological dogma our boys and girl* are going to noil." declared his worship In an HJdr ss before the Milwaukee Ministerial asso ciation. One clergyman said that Ik- WOUld not trust hid boy to attend th.9 baseball game because lntox'.O'irtts were sold upon the grounds, to which Mayor Seidol promptly replied: "Then It is up to you to cultivate a better taste." Surely nothing remains to prove the scintillating intellect of the new mayor of Milwaukee, whose name jis already a household word. On 1' of j the ministers declared there was not any need of trying to give the boys "good wholesome amusements when the nickel theaters downtown cat?rei to their baser passions." Quick as a Hash the undaunted mayor replied: "The thing for us to do is to compete with the nickel theaters. Let us have a moving picture machine put In the school house." The clergyman who would not per mit his boy to attend the baseball game because liquor was sold on the grounds is not very broad between Silurians Are a Negligible Quantity in Thriving and Enterprising Chico BY a majority so large that there can be- ,no longer any question but that the progressive element controls Chlco and that the Silurians are a negligible quantity in that burg, the Improvement bonds were carried Tuesday, and now already the mayor announces, according to the special correspondence of the Union, that he will at once begin the public Improve ments contemplated. The streets are to be improved, new storm sewers built and the historical If not picturesque city hall la to give way to a modern building to cost $50,000. In other words, when the money for the bonds has been spent ChlcO is going to be a modern city, with ail the improvements and attractions of a municipality. There is no more charming city of Its size in California thin Chieo. Located in the center of a beautiful valley, mir rounded by a magnificent firming country, and with one of the greatest Industries— the Diamond Match com pany _in the United States at its doors, ChlcO Is destined to bo one of tho most Important places of the state. A town with such a destiny assured should not lag behind In local improvements, but should be up to date In every direction, and the sale of the new bonds will at Los Angeles Ventriloquist Creates a Big Sensation in Local Chinatown A SURE • imuch sensation was cre ated In Los Angeles' Chinatown recently bj Edward I". Reynard, Ventriloquist. For two horns Keynard kepi the celestials In a condition of frlghl bordering on hysteria and ner vous breakdown. A Chinaman has more superstition In a minute than :i Mexican has saints' days in the year Everything deals with the supernat ural, according to the chinaman, and anything thai he doesn't readily under stand is ascribed t" the workings of the Rods or the devils. ii was this .tint of nuperstitlon that Reynard played on. He was accompa nied by friends ami tiny Invaded the Chinese section shortly before mum. Chinese were dozing in doorways and squatting on the curbs, smoking their pipes and sleeping the half sleep of the ■sit-down." Restaurant megßengers carrying tray.s of Chinese delicacies were hawking their wares, and over the settlement rested the peace and happiness that come only from con tentment. Reynard first entered ,n Chi nese bird st..re. A canary bird ua swinging in Hie eitße, and the Chinese were chattering and smoking, Reynard walked boldly up to the counter, and then turned and looked thoughtfully a l the bird, ami although the little pet Potatoes Make Good, Cheap and Filling Eating for the Poor and Unemployed (Uncoln, N«b.i Bt«te Journal) ti/^i OOD. smooth Ohio potatoes" were I | advertised by a local grocer vJ y»it«rday at 4" cents pit bushel. This is the most sensational news of the week. Forty cents a bushel fur potatoes, even small potatoes, la cheap. For months thr people have been out with lanterns lonkinf? tor Bomething cheap, and with m tter luck than Diogenes hari with ins lan tern. In d'xiKin* tiio ioylla of moun talnous meat prlo«S they have ialhii .San .Ins HtiU.D It is the most popular course In every feminine boarding school or collage, .■nut while not officially recognized In tin- < urriruln of public schools, It la there ju.«t the s:\me. , History knows tlint Dolly Madison Invented Ice cream, and a grateful world talks of raising a statue to her. Bui all that la known of tin- discoverer i.r fudge in the slight tact that ihe was a Vassar college rIH ar>,i that she hit upon the delicious cbfipound, like so many other Invention 1 of great mo m.hi to the world ha< been made, in a casual way. From another point of view hor dls covery Is unique. Improvements have followed upon other inventions; the basic Ides has been expanded and <!<■■ veloped. Bui the original fudge Is still the besi of all, though there havo been countless variants of it. To B mere man It seems that there is mi unconscious Ingratitude on the pnrt dt Fudge lovers, not at all consistent wiiii tne big-hearted appreciation we export from the sex. If there should be concerted action to discover the rlvi who invented the delicacy nnd to re ward her as she deserves, it would be batter than a number of the other plans which women are agitating. And as b Blight beginning, as an earnest of the reverence womankind should feel for fudge and Its invent.ir. v. would sußgest thai the exclama tion, "Oh, fudge!" so common among ci ■■■!■;. be dropped altogether or robbed of its sneering irreverence. After that, the pension for the discovery and then B statue. iFnn Jon Hcrcury) the eyes, for In depriving the hoy of ill 1 pleasure of seeing the baseball match he not only sums the lad toward himself hut makes absolutely no head wmv In the direction of fortifying him against liquor drinking. As well say thnt lip shall not go to school via cer tain streets because on these streets saloons are located; or prevent him from >-■ >i 1 11; ti> church or Sunday ichool for the same reason. A better way would ho to teach the hoy that tho world is full of evil and pood, and that he must determine with which side he shall stand. Point out to him the Im ite physical find material rewards of choosing the better path and the in fallible penalties and heart-wrlnglngs thai belong to the other way. Then live consistently before him, so that by the time he must go out into the worl I on his nwn hehalf his moral and physi cal nature will he capahlo of meeting unscathed the temptations which face him at every turn. Better he had never heen born than prow into man hood with the petty, circumscribed Viewpoint of his father. If the nickelodeons at Milwaukee are as Vicious as Mayor Seldel admits, us a public official It is his duty to so, that the pictures exhibited are strictly censored before they are given to the public, (PnrraiTK'nto T'nlnn) once place the community in linp with the most progressive smaller cities In the state , But the vote by which this desired end was reached is so significant that it is well to emphasize it acain, nl thoiiph the special telegram to thn Union from Cnloo gave the figures at the time of the election. The larpest opposition vote was to the city hall project, apalnst which 74 ballots were cast, but thore were 573 for, so the adverse vote wns only one In eight. For street improvements the vote stood 688 ayes to only 64 noes, and for the sewer bonds 601 persona voted yes to 66 who voted no. Nearly a 12 to 1 af firmative vote. This is a record of which Chtco should he proud and which she should advertise to the world. Based upon her vote the population of Chico does not appear as large by far as It really It, hut It should he re membered Hint the municipal limits, like those of Sacramento, are far smaller thiin the town itself, and that while the vote would only Rive a popu lation of some 3nnO, the real population of the town cannot be far from several times that number. chico i.i full of promise, and those who are looking for a Rood place to locate could not lind one more desirable. (Waahintton stnr) continued to swing on Its ppreh, strange things occurred. "A Hot Time In the Old Time To night" began to roll from its beak. Anil the bird mnrc it very well, every word understandable, while the Chi" nese held on to one another. In a little joss house, where fortunes are told, Reynard found several Chi nese trying their luck. They rot their fortune! In this way: The priest or 1; leper, for a certain fee, gives them a box of sticks. These sticks have num bers on them which correspond to cer tain number* in a book. If a China man wants to take a journey he con sults the box of sticks referring to journeys, draws his stick, looks up the number In the book and read a his for tune. In all such places Hip various gods of (food luck, health, fortune, I health, etc., are stationed on >< little, altar. An Ueynnrd entered his eyes lighted up at the sight of the rare ma terial at hand, and for ten minutes the little gods bawled out the Chinese wor shipers In a way thai was a shame, entered Into arguments with one an other and threatened to destroy any Chinaman present who didn't buy. a dozen prayer papers. Needless to say, the keeper did a land office business for the next few minutes, and the fame of that shrine Is made forever. against a Charyblcin of corn tnsal or butter. Till this light flashed there nepnipri no way through. Now we can eal potatoes! True, po tatoes are not rattening;. But it is not r,d we need; II l« energy; and potatoes arc great energliers, The protest of our [Hen friends, potatoes ar< whal they lefl Ireland to escape, should not bs taken too seriously, Potatoes urn eminently better than nettling. Till tin automobile Is i>aid tor, ;it least, nothing promises liku Lliu potato.