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THE DA1L1 PACIFIC COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER.
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She Opposed the Idea.
He What do you say to Christmas for
our wedding day? She I say no, sir;
vou must be simple. Do you think I
want v to be cheated out of one se of
The Cowboy as He la.
Bill Nje In Puck.
So much amusing talk is being made re
cently ansnt the blood-bedraggled cowboy
of the wild west that I rise as one man to
say a few things, not in a dictatorial style,
but regarding this so-called or to esteemed
dry land pirate who, mounted on a little
cowpony and under the black flag, sails out
across the green surgo of the plains to scat
ter the rocky chorea of Time with bis fellow-man.
A great many people wonder where the
cowboy, with his abnormal thirst for blood,
originated. "Where did this young Jesse
James, with his gory record and his daunt
less eye, come from? Was he born in a
buffalo wallow at the foot of some rock
ribbed mountain, or did he first breathe the
thin air along the brink of an alkali pond,
where the horned toad and the centipede
sang him to sleep, and the tarantula tickled
him under the chin with Its hairy legs?
Careful research and cold, hard statistics
show that the cowboy, as a general ' thing,
was born in an unostentatious manner on
the farm. I hate to sit down on a beautiful
romance and squash the breath out of a ro
mantic dream; but the cowboy who gets too
much moist damnation in his system, and
rides on a gallop up and down Main street,
shooting out the lights of the beautiful bil
liard palaces, would be just as happy if a
mouse ran up his pantaloon-leg as you would
THE BLOOD-BEDRA.GGLED COWBOT.
One night, while I had rooms in the busi
ness part of a territorial city in the Rocky
Mountain cattle country, I was awakened
at about 1 o'clock a. h. by the most blood
curdling cry of "murder" I ever heard. It
was murder with a big "M." Across the
street, in the bright light of a restaurant, a
dozen cowboys with broad sombreros and
flashing silver braid, huge leather chaper
ajas, Mexican spurs and orange silk neck
ties, with flashing revolvers, were standing. It
seemed that a big red-faced Capt. Kidd of
the tand, with his skin full of valley tan,
had marched into an ice-cream resort with
a self-cocker in his hand, and ordered the
vanilla coolness for the gang. There being
a dozen young folks at the place, mostly
male and female, from a neighboring hop,
indulging in cream, the proprietor, a meek
Norwegian with thin white hair, deemed it
rude and outri to do so. He said something
to that effect, whereat the other eleven men
of alcoholic courage let off a yell that froze
the cream into a solid glacier, and shook
two kerosene lamps out of their sockets in
This annoyed the ice cream agriculturist,
and he took the old axe-handle that he used
to jam the ice down around the freezer with,
and peeled a large area of 'scalp off the
leader's dome of thought, and it hung down
over his : eyes, so that he could not see to
shoot with any degree of accuracy.
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THE ICE CBEAM AGRICtn,TURlST WITH THE
After he had yelled "murder 1" three or
four times, he fell under an ice cream table,
and the mild-eyed Scandinavian broke a
silver-plated castor over the organ of self
esteem, and poured red pepper and salt and
vinegar and Hal ford sauce and other relishes
on the place where the scalp was loose.
This revived the brave but murderous
cow-gentleman, and he begged that he might
be allowed to go away.
The gentle Y. M. C. A. superintendent of
the ten-stamp ice-cream freezers then took
the revolvers away from the bold buccaneer
and kicked him out through a show-case.
All cowboys are not sanguinary; but out
of twenty you will generally find one who is
brave when he has his revolvers with him ;
but when he forgot and left his shooters at
home on the piano, the most tropical violet
eyed dude can climb him with the butt end
of a sunflower, and beat his brains out and
spatter them all over that school district
WHEN THE COWBOY FORGETS HIS SHOOTERS.
In the wild unfettered west, beware of the
man who never carries arms, never gets
drunk and always minds his own business,
lie don't go around shooting out the gas, or
intimidating a Kindergarten school; but
when a brave frontiersman, with a revolver
in each boot and a bowie down the back of
his neck, insults a modest young lady, and
needs to be thrown through a plate glass
window and then walked over by the popu
lace, call in the silent man who dares to
wear a clean shirt and human clothes.
Mark Twain t a Detroit Keporter.
"Now don't go off in a hurry, and Lo sure
and send the rest of the boys around. I
hope you have made yonrself perfectly at
home. You ought to. go. in and sou Cable
before you leave. He's asleep just at pres
ent, but that noedn't make any difference.
Just prod him up and tell him I sent you. I
wouldn't have George slighted for I he
world." . . .
Burdette: "Has Burlington a very intel
lectual community?" asked the new minis
ter. "Intellectual, parson? 'Well, I
should construe. There's three dancing
clubs on North Hill, two skating-rinks
down-town, four bowling-alley9 on Slain
street, a weekly hop at the South Hill
barn, and a school-house on "West Hill.
Intellectual, parson? Town jest runs to
Ashford A. Ashford,
ATTORNEYS, COUNSELORS, SOLICITORS,
Office Honolulu Hale, adjoining the Post
CECIL BROWX, ATTO RXE Y-AT-L A W A2TD
Jfotary iublie, Campbell's Block, Merchant
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW AD SOLICITOR IX
Cbancery. Office ampbeU's Block. second
story, rooms 8 and 9. Entrance on Merchant
street. Honolulu, H. I. 447-ep-tt
ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUB
LIC. Office with the Attorney General, Alii
olanl Hale. Honolulu, H. I. mr2G-i2-tf
J. M. MONSARRAT,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
Real Estate in any part or the King
dom Bought, Sold and Leased on Commission
Loans Negotiated and Legal Documents Drawn.
Xo. 27 MERCHANT STREET,
Gazette Block. Honolulu. 371-tf
IN FOWLER'S YARD, 61 AND 63 HOTEL
street. The only one dollar house in Hono
lulu. Rooms per night, 25 cents ; rooms per
week, l. l6-nl8
54 MERCHANT AND 77 QUEEN STREET.
rpWO ENTRANCES. ELEGANTLY Fl'R
A Dished rooms. Spacious grounds and tine
location. Terms reasonable.
200-D22 MRS. DAVID OXLEY.
P. P. GKAY, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SVRUEON,
Office next door to the HONOLULU LIBRARY,
9 to 10 A.M.
2 to 4 P.M.
7 to 8 P.M.
Sundays 9 to 11 A.M.
RESIDENCE Cor. Kinau and Peusacola Sts.
Dr. E. Cook Webb,
Residence and Office, eor Richards fc Beretaula St
Special Attention given to Diseases of the
Kidney and Urinary Organs
8 to 10,-)
2 to 4, y
V to 8. J
Telephone No. 3.
CORNER OF MERCHANT AND NL'C.ANU
streets. Coffee Saloon and Restaurant. Cof
fee and Cakes, 10 Cents; Meals, 25 Cents ; Board
f 4 50 per week. 198-tf
COSMOPOLITAN RESTAURANT, 62 HOTEL
street, Jun liee, proprietor. The best cook
in the city has opened the above restaurant.
Everything neat and clean. Table supplied with
the best the market affords. Wire gauze doors
make the piece cool and fly proof. 221. tf
MRS. ROBERT LOVE,
73 NUUANU STREET.
COFFEE ROASTED AND GROUND. OR
ders for Ship Bread executed at short utice.
Old bread rebaked. Every description of pluin
and fancy bread and biscuits. Fresh Butter.
Island orders promptly attended to.
COFFEE SALOON AND CHOP HOUSE in
connection. Cool, airy room. Attentive waiters.
Everything first-class, at reasonable rates.
nOTEL STREET, NEAR NUUANU.
Hop Woo Proprietor
FIRST-CLASS BOARD BY THE DAY OR WEEK
DINING ROOMS CLEAN AND COMFORT
able. Table continually supplied with the
best the market affords.
BOARD PER WEEK.
.FROM, $4 TO $5
Entrances on Hotel, Nuuanu and King streets.
Late Manager of the Astor House,
BEGS TO ANNOUNCE TO HIS FRIENDS
and the public In general that he has pur
99 Hotel Street, near Y. M. C. A.
Sunday, !MIay 24th.
FIRST-CLASS BOARD BY THE WEEK,
MONTH, OR TRANSIENT.
Special accommodations for Ladies and Fami
Reading Parlor open for the guests of the
rhe Coolest Dining Rooms in the city. NO
FLIES. 191 je20
Astor House Dining Rooms,
78 Hotel street, near Fort.
Hot a Met Cold Euuehe a Npeeinltjr.
Try our meals in the new Private Dining
Room. Luxurious living.
190-tf GEO. CAVANAGH, Proprietor.
8. L. STANLEY. JOHN SFBCAXCE.
Spruance, Stanley & Co.,
Importers aud Jobbers of Fine
WHISKIES, WINES and LIQUORS,
410 Front St., Ban Francisco.
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Steam Navigation Co.
STEAMER W. G. HALL.
Will run regularly to Manlaea, Maui, and Kona
and Kau, Hawaii.
Leaves every Tuesday at 5 p. m. for Nawlliwili,
Koloa. Eleele and Waimea. Returning, will leave
Nawiliwili every Saturday at 4 p. m., artlving at
Honolulu every Sunday at 5 a. m.
Will run regularly to Hamoa, Maui, and Kukui
haele, Honokaa and Pauuhau, Hawaii.
STEAMER C. R. BISHOP,
MACAULE V. Commander
Leaves every Saturday at 8 a. m. for Waianae,
Ualiu, and Uanalel and Kilatiea. Kauai, Return
ng, leaves Uanalel every Tuesday at 4 p. m., and
touching at Waiulua and Waianae Wednesdays,
and arriving at Hoaolulu suine day at 4 p. m.
STEAMER JAMES MAKEE,
WEIR .., Commander
Will run regularly to Kapaa, Kauai.
T. R. FOSTER, President.
J. Ema, Secretary. 53-ap7-ly
OCEANIC STEAMSHIP CO.
THE NEW AND ELEGANT STEAMSHIPS
'MAKIPOSA' & ALAMEDA.?
Will leave Honolulu and San Francisco on the
FIRST and FIFTEENTH of each month.
PASSENGERS may have their names booked
In advance by applying at the office of the Agents.
PASSENGERS by this line are hereby notified
that they will be allowed 250 pounds of baggage
FREE by the Overland Railway when traveling
EXCURSION TICKETS for round trip, f 125.
Good to return by any of the Company's steamers
within ninety days.
MERCHANDISE intended for shipment by this
line will be received free of charge, in the Com
pany's new warehouse, and receipts issued for
same. Insurance on merchandise in the ware
house will be at owners' ri.ik.
WILLIAM O. IRWIN fc CO..
PACIFIC BAIUTEAHMIIP CO
PACIFIC MAIL S.v :0.
For San Frani.s3
City of Sydney M O .
. e 7th
For Auckland and Syuuc :
Zealandia On or about June 14th
WILDER'S STEAMSHIP CO.,
Will leave Honolulu each Tuesday at 4 P. m. for
Lahaina, Maalaea, Makeua, Mahukona, Kawaihae,
s-Laupahoehoo and Hilo. Leaves Hilo Thursdays at
noon, touching at the same ports on return, arriv
ing back Saturdays.
PASSENGER TRAIN from Niulli will leave
each Friday at l p. m., to connect with the Kinau
The Kinau WHX TOUCH at Honokaia and
Paauhau on down trips for Passengers if a signal is
made from the shore.
Leaves Honolulu every Monday at 4 p. m. for
Kaunakakai,Kahului, every week; Huelo, Hana
and Kipahulu. Kauai, Mokulau and Nuu every
other week. Returnius, will stop at the above
ports, arriving back Saturday mornings.
For mails and passengers only.
Will leave regularly for-Paauhau, Koholalele,
Ookala, Kukaiau, llonohina, Laupahoehoe, Haka
lau and Onomea.
STEAMER KILAUEA HOU,
Will leave regularly Tor same ports as the s. S.
Leaves Honolulu each Thursday for Kaunaka
kai, Kamalo, Pukoo, Moanui, Halawa, Wailau,
Pelekunu and Kalaupapa ; returning, leaves Pukoo
Saturday A. m. for Lahaina: leaves Lahaina Satur
day, 1 p. m., for Puko, remaining Sunday, and
arriving at Honolulu Wednesday morning.
Big- The Company will not be responsible for
any freight or packages unless receipted for, nor
for personal baggage unless plainly marked. Not
responsible for money or jewelry unless placed in
charge of the Purser.
All possible care will be taken of Live Stock, but
the Company will not assnme any risk of accident.
SAM'L. O. WILDER, President.
S. B. ROSE, Secretary.
OFFICE Corner Fort and Queen streeU.
23-ly Mar 30
ON AND AFTER THIS DATE ALL OVR
accounts will be rendered monthly instead
of quarterly, as heretofore.
S. J. LEVEY fc CO.
Honolulu, Feb. Snd, 1355. 497 tf
California Rose Company.
A JR. C. W. MACFARLANE TAKES PLEAS
ure la announcing that he has been ap
pointed SOLE AGENT of the
CALIFORNIA ROSE COMPANY
For the Hawaiian Islands. Parties who desire
to add choice and beautiful varieties of
THE QUEEN OF FLOWERS
To their flower gardens will be furnished with
CATALOGUES containing names, prices and
other information concerning over "50 varieties,
GROWN ON THEIR OWN ROOTS.
SS Prices astonishingly low for guaranteed
C. W. MA CFA F.LANE, Agent.
Honolulu, March 27, 1335.
Wm. G. Irwin & Co.
OFFER FOR SALE
Sonar! Siar! Sircar!
HILEA PLANTATION "Washed?' Sugar
CALIFORNIA SUGAR REFINERY
Cube Sugar in 25 lb. boxes.
Dry Gianulated, in barrels and kegs.
"A" Crushed Sugar, in barrels.
"D" Coffee Sugar, in kegs.
Goldsn Syrup,.in gallon tins.
Coils Manila Rope, all sizes.
Coils Sisal Rope, 6 thread to 24 inch.
Coils Bale Rope and Banana Twine.
Reed's Patent Pipe and Boiler
Covering All Sizes.
Salmon, Beef anfl Pork, m barrels.
One 4 1-2 foot Smoke Stack, S3 feet
Hlffli. will be Sold Cneap.
AO. 7 PORT STREET.
Opposite Wilder fe Co.'s
II. f Noite, Propr.
OPKX COM 3 A. If. TILL 10 P. M
FIKST-CL1SS IXSCIIES, COFFEK,
TEi, SOU A WATF.Il, GI.VGKIi ALE.
Cigars and Tobaccos
OF BST BRANDS
Plain and Fancy PIPES personally selected from
the Manufacturers, and a Large Variety
Of BKST QUALITY
Lovers of BILLIAKDS will find an Kleganfr
UWICS & CO, SILLIAES TABLE
on the Premises.
The Pioprietor would be pleased to receive a cal
om his Friends and the Public generally
who mat desire a
LUNCH. A SMOKE, OB A GAME OF
AT THE PARK
IS OPEN EVERY DAY.
jg3"Tbe only Sea-Side Resort In the
II. J. KOLTE,
AVERY & PALMER,
General Busine ami
Real Estate Aifent.
Prompt Attention given to Collections.
Office, Xo. 6ft Fort Street, Honolulu.
Alakea. near Qaeen St.
C. J. HARDEE, Proprietor.
Contracting & Building.
MOULDINGS AND FINISH
ALWAYS ON HAND.
FOR SALE Hard and Soft Stovewood, Cut
J. M. Oat, Jr., & Co.,
STATIONERS & NEWS DEALERS,
Hawaiian Gazette Block.
37 M erekaut St., Honolulu. H.I.
GREAT REAL ESTATE
J. E. WISEMAN,
noxoLur, ii. i.
P. O. BOX 313. TELEPHONE 172.
The following various branches of buslne.- will
enable the public on the Islands and from abrotd
to gain general Information on all matters In the
Real Estate Department
Buys and sells Real Estate In all parts of the
Values Real Estate and Property in city and
Rents and leases Houses, Cottages, Rooms ami
Attends to Insurance, Taxes, Repairing and
Collecting of Rentals.
Draws legal papers of every nature Searches
Titles, Records, Etc
Finds Employment iu all branches of industry
connected with the Islands.
General Business Matters
Keep Rooks and Accounts, collect Rills, loans
or Invest Moneys. Penmanship, Kngrossinst and
all kinds of Copying done.
Procures Fire and Life lusurauce.
Advertisements and Correspondence attended to.
Information of every description connected
with the Islands coming from ubroad fjlly
Custom House Broker.
Merchants will and this Department a special
beneiit to them, as I attend to entering goods
through power of Attorney and delivering the
same at a small commission.
Soliciting A:eiit for te "MUTUAL LIKE
INSURANCE COMPANV OF NEW YORK,"
the largest, grandest and soundest Insurance
Company in the world.
AGENT for the
"Great Bnrllnicrtou Railway Itoute,"
In America. Travelers Journeying by rail In
America will find this route the most comfortable
and most delightful. The scenery is the grandest
going East, and with the PULLMAN PALACE
SLEEPING CARS and good meals along the trip
polite attention from employees and reason
able fare no route can excel this. MR. C. K,
MILLER, my Chief Cleric, specially attends to
this Department, and for information, guide hooks,
maps, etc., he will extend every courtesy.
AGENT for the
Honolulu Royal Oitern HouMe.
Manttfrera at tlrst-cliiss enmnanies ubruiul will
Real Estate Broker.
Custom House Broker.
Fire and Llie Iusuranre Agent.
Railroad A sent and
General II u sinew Agent
J. E. WISEMAN,
HONOLULU, II . I.
105 EAST UTH ST., NEW YORK
The moat artistic Upright Pianos ever produced,
both for quality of tone and wonderful and duetto
actions. The coming upright pianos of the world.
Send for Illustrated catalogue, description and
F. W. NPENCER A CO.,
Pacific Coast A gents,
23 and 23 Fifth Street. SAX FKANCISCO.
" " i i i. i HT"r" " ' " "" rJ-r
JL5. Is JtL JrCjLVy,
MEECHAM1 TAIL OB,
Ha Jitt Retiirnel from Europe
WITH A LARGE STOCK OF
New Goods and Materials
Of the Latest Styles and Patterns,
Which be U Prepared to Make up In tbe
LATEST FASH ISO 3ST ,
AND FOR THE
LOWEST PRICES POSSIBLE
NEVIIjLE fc CO.,
MADE FROM AIABAMA BOTTOM COTTON,
FREE FROM SIZING
AND NOT LIABLE TO MOULD.
The Best and most Durable Sail Duck
IN THE WORLD.
For Solo in Honolulu.
G ANDY'S PATENT
' Made from the Very Beat
Hani Wove Cotton Duck.
IN" J .L 15 & CO.,
KeitUer Heat or I)aitiines aUTerts
They do not Ktreteh.
Stronger than Leather,
Better than Rubber,
WILL OUTLAST BOTH.
For Solo in Honolulu.
The undersigned have formed a co
partnership under the Arm name of
Claus Spreckels & Co., for the
purpose of carrying on a Bank of
Savings and Deposits, and for trans
act ing a general Banking and Ex
change business at Honolulu, and
such other place in the Hawaiian
Kingdom as may be deemed advisable.
Wm. O. Irwin.
Honolulu, April 15, 18ST.
Referring to the above, we. beg to
inform the business public that our
Banking establishment will be opcued
for the transaction of business on
Monday, May the 4th, when we will
be prepared to receive deposits in our
We will also be prepared to make
loans, discount approved notes, and
purchase exchange at best market
We will receive deposits on opeu
account, make collections and con
duct a general Banking and Ex
Our arrangements have been com
pleted, so that we can draw exchange
on the principal parts of the world.
105-tf Claus Spreckels & Co.
rpHE lrXOKKMIUXKD If AVE KNTEftEU
L Into co-partfierhlp as Newspaper and Jen
eral Printers and Publishers, under the firm nam
of The Hawaiian Chinese News Printing and Pub
lishing Company. Tbey assume all liabilities of
j the original Hawaiian Chinese News Company,
Incurred on or subsequent to May 1st Instant, and
collect all debts accruing to the said original Com
pany within the same period.
All debts or liabilities made or Incurred by or to
the said orislnal Company, before tbe said first
day of May, will be collected or paid by Lam Kam
Cheeun, who will henceforth be the managing
j partner of the new company.
CHANO WIN AN,
CHANG KIM CHAIl.
21H.JnlO U. HO TON.