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THE PACIFIC COMMERCIAL ADVERTISER: HONOLULU, SEPTEMBER 1896. ARTHUR SEWALL'S hOiE. ANDERSON PACED BY A TRAIN. Evan E. Anderson, of St. Louis, who recently rode a mile behind a train in 63 seconds, ii 28 years of age and a native of Illinois. Re has been riding a wheel since 1884 and is one of the swiftest cyclists in the west. J.T.Waterhouse The political pot is bub bling across the water and business there will be dead until after the election in November. We knew it would be and took advantage of the manufacturer's will ingness to part with their goods below cost, rather than hold them over. You share the benefits with us. This week we are offering you an opportunity of a life time to secure towels. When we say cut down the prices, it does not mean old stock, sold cheap to get rid of them, but new articles reduced to meet popular demand. We have linen towels all lengths and qualities; a fine article for the boudoir and indispensible to ladies and children. Honey comb towels cheaper in price and not so good in quality, suitable for ordinary use. Turkish towels for the bath are as necessary as soap, no bath room can be considered complete or perfect in its furnishings without them, and the prices are right. A lot of good cotton towels at $i.2 per dozen means money in you pocket. J. T. WATERHOUSE, Queen Street. Lei's Poini u Town M ! STERLING, The Painter, WILL DO THE JOB FINE ! We can at least get his figures and guarantee before contracting with any other party. Try his Prepared Roof Paint. Best and Cheapest! Call at his office: Union Street, Opposite Bell Tower. Telephone 6?2. Hard to Find: BUILDERS That are Practical Men. G. W. LINCOLN, The Contractor, IS ONE OF THEM OFFICE, Republic Ave. VaKU. Alakt-a Street. THE I mmm Limited. MERCHANT ST., HONOLULU. Stationers News Dealers Music Goods Agents for the Celebrated CROWN PIANOS ORGANS Also, the FISCHER. 8CHILLER. VOSE & SONS, and SMITH A. B RNES Pianos. Guitars, Banjos, and a full line of Musical Instruments. We are also Agents for the UNITED TYPE WRITER AND SUPPLIES CO.'.S Goods, including the Yost, Densmore and Calioraph T. VV. Machines. Murata & Go. Use a Pocket Stove, or Japanese KAIRO! A BOON TO INVALIDS! A substitute for the o'd style Mustard Plaster and Hot Water Bottles. Applied easily. MDRATA & CO. Corner Hotel and Nuuanu Streets. THE Y. M. C, A. EVENING SCHOOL WILL OPEN And will continue for two terms of thir teen weeks each. Classes will be organized in Book Keeping, Elementary and Advanced Shorthand, Typewriting, Vocal and In strumental Music, the Hawaiian Lan guage, Reading, Writing, etc. All classes are free to members. To others a fee of $2 will be charged on entrance. For full information read our pam phlet, or ring up 427. 4396-lm The Advertiser 75 cents a month, de livered by carrier. ! Hawaiian M company, Lid. i is -and h Mv MONDAY EVENING, SEPT. 21. SAM AND JIM. They Had Their Fault as Habandx, bat Were Appreciated Just the Same. It was evident that they had been on a shopping tour, and the expression on their faces as well as the glibness of their tongues made it certain that thy had made some "genuine bargains." One of thm weighed about 30 pounds more than she would have been willing to have ownfd up to, and the other was 6uch a slight little creature that she would have been in danger of being lost to her friends had she ventured out in a high wind. They sat down in front of the writer on a suburban train, and the giantess said : "Well, I've got just 18 cents left out of a $10 bill, and I didn't git half I wanted to either. " "I've got only 9 cents left out of $12," replied the little woman. "I dunno what Jim '11 say, " "I know what my Sam'll say, but I don't care a rap. " "I'm so fesed to what Jim says that it don't bother me any. Men are awful unreasonable about money, ain't they'r I know Jim is. " "So's Sam. It's his techy point. It's like draw in teeth to git a $10 bill out o' his pocketbook, " "So it is with Jim, but I git it, all the same. He jaws and says all wimmen think of is spendin money, and I don't dispute 'im. It's no use to argue with one's husband, is it?" ' 'Not a bit of it. They think they know it all, and they'd think so if you argued with 'em 15 hours at a stretch. " "That's a fact. I never fool away any time spattin with my husband. Men are men anyhow, and they can't help bein the cranks most of 'em are, ' ' "Of course they can't. They was born so. Does your husband fuss about his meals?" "Well, I guess! Just let a meal be a little late and you'd think heaven and earth had bumped together right over our roof. Ls your husband fussy about his socks and shirts?" "Oh, heavens, don't mention it! When he finds a button off a clean shirt, you'd think I'd broken all the Ten Commandments. I guess all men are just so. But if you want to see a cy clone at our house, just let my man try to get into a shirt that I've put away with the bosom and the back stuck to gether. The last time that happened at our house Sam tore the shirt all to pieces and ripped around like a hyena. ' ' "I've had Jim act just so. It runs in men, speshly after they're married. I've believed in what the preachers call 'a personal devil' ever since I was mar ried." "So have L And yet, after all, ev'ry thing considered, I've got just about as good a husband as the next one. I don't know any one I'd trade with. " "No, nor L I've got a first rate hus band as men run." Detroit Free Press. Forgot Himself. With loud shoutings the Volscians poured down the slope. In another mo ment they would be swarming o'er the wall. Tiberius raised his voice in a loud command : "Load every cannon with grape and canister!" he shouted imperiously. His centurions hastily rushed to exe cute the command. All save one, Rom ulus W. Porsena, a captious fellow, hung upon his heel. "Ha, caitiff!" hissed Tiberius. ' 'Why dost thou not obey my orders?" "Because," returned the centurion, with a half concealed sneer "because everybody ought to know that grape and canister haven't yet been invented. " Whereat Tiberius Caesar clapped a hand hastily to his brow and staggered violently. ' ' Sed et tuum, ' ' he muttered in a voice choked with rage. And so he wras forced to fall back upon his javelins. But they answered very well. Anybody who has ever fallen back upon a javelin can realize that. New York World. The Art of It. "With a low cry she sank to the floor," read the author from his manu script. The critic shuddered. "How inartistic!" he exclaimed. "Why didn't you have her sink to the ceiling?" Detroit Tribune. Down at the Rocky Spring-. A winding path that tumbled down A stoep and grassy hill. Found, at the foot, a rocky spring, Where I have drunk my fill Of water pure and cold as that Of which the prophet wrote. When Israel drank, beside the rock. That good old Moses smote. A little house of rough hewn stone ; A low and heavy door; A roof o'ergrown with greenest moss: Of solid rock the floor. I've shadowed old Aunt Easter there, And followed down the path, To find her busy, skimming milk, And met her feigned wrath. "You little scamp! I know yo' tricks; You thinks you's fine as silk; I knows you comes er ha'ntin 'roun Fur some er dis yer milk. But you is gwinter miss yo' lick Dis time, I tells you now ; Kase you ain't wuff yo' daily salt Dat's whut yo' mammy 'low." But well I know Aunt Easter's way ; Her pretense, grim and stern My time would come when she had filled The clean, old butter churn. "Come hyar! Dis milk is gwinter spile; Dar's heep too mncb today; But dis is jes' the las' you gits You heah me, whut I say?" So there I sit across the sill And quaff the goodly bowl ; Aunt Easter's happy as the boy God bless her dear old soul! Since then, full oft, I've sought the place. And plucked the mint that grew Along the branch, below the spring And found it mixed with rue. I've drank the rich and sparkling wines Of sunny France and Spain, And felt the splendid joys they bring; Their misery and pain. But no such healthful, hearty draft Will poet ever sing, As Aunt Easter gave me, oft, Down at the rocky spring. W. L. Visscher in Chicago Times-Herald. The Vice Presidential Candida Live In the Finest Hodm- In liatli. Mr. Arthur Sew all, the Democrat ie candidate for vice president, lives in the finest house in Bath, Me. He is one ot the two big men in the old seaport. The other is General Hyde, his warm friend. Both are builders and owners of ships. For years the Sewall shipyards have been the pride not only of Bath, but of all of Maine. The Sewall mansion is a mile or so from the water front, but from its broad veranda can be seen the Kennebec and the yards where the Sewalls, father and sons, have launched more than a hun dred of the finest ships that float the Btars and stripes. The house is a big. substantially built structure, but can boast of neither beauty nor style of archi tecture. The grounds are well kept, the level lawns being smooth and closely cut, the shrubbery carefully trimmed and the flower plots showing the skill of an expert gardener. In the rear of the mansion are ample stables approached by a broad, smooth, HOME OF ARTHUR SEWALL winding driveway. In the stalls are a goodly number of fine carriage horses and a few speedy trotters, for Mr. Sewall, like most sons of the Pine Tree State, is a lover of good horseflesh. The interior of the Sewall home shows evidence of the artistic tendencies of Mrs. . Sewall. On the walls hang many fine paintings and a number of water colors which are products of Mrs. Sew all's brush. The many photographs of American scenery show that Mrs, Sewall has used her camera with good results. There have been more visitors at the Sewall mansion within the past few weeks than there had been for years be fore, for the Sewalls lived rather exclu sively and their doors were opened only on some such occasion as that when President Harrison visited Bath. The vice presidential candidate is distinctly a home man and spends much of his leisure in the company of his semi-invalid wife, to whom he is devoted. He is a member of the Sagadahoc club, Bath's only social organization of the kind, and he also holds membership in several New York clubs, but he visits the local club as rarely as he does those of the metropolis. When he is not at his home or in his office, he is most likely sitting behind a pair of splendid bays speeding between the two points. WONG CHIN FOO'S NEW PARTY. It Aims to Give the Suffrage to Chinese Americans. Mr. Wong Chin Foo is an educated and eloquent Chinaman who now and then bobs up from distasteful obscurity into welcome notoriety. His latest ap pearance was in Chicago, where he is now laboring with the self imposed task of founding a brand new political party, which shall have as its object the ad mission of Chinese residents to full cit izenship. Mr. Foo launched his enterprise by hiring a hall, an indisputable evidence of rare political sagacity. By means of handbills he secured an audience of about 200, and then with great fluency he told his auditors all about his scheme. After that he invited any one present to take the platform. Several speakers of the wild and woolly stripe embraced the opportunity and talked of almost every other subject than Chinese suf frage. The audience guyed the speakers and the meeting broke up without pass ing even a resolution. Wong was disap- WONG CHIN FOO. pointed but not discouraged, and still hopes to raise a party big enough to alect a president next November. It is hardly necessary to say that Wong Chin is an enthusiast. He is of middle age and has already had a ca reer full of excitement. He was born in middle China, but was adopted by an American missionary and sent to New York, where he was educated at Colum bia college. Then he went back to China, where he secured a government position as interpreter. He plotted against the reigning dynasty, hoXvever. was found out and got out of the coun try just in time to escape losing his head. Since then he has staid in America for his health. He has written for the newspapers and lectured -casionally, but has managed to get into trouble on several occasions. In San Francisco he incurred the dis pleasure of the Highbinders by exposing their methods of importing Chinese girls. They set a price on his head, and he has kept away from the coast ever since. In New York he gained fame by combating Denis Kearney of sand lots fame. Later he found a haven in Chicago. This is Wong's first appear ance as a political leader and possibly his last. BE UP TO M. McINERNY, Boys' Suits AT PRICES UNHEARD OF BEFORE I This Week we will Close out Knee -Just the thing for School Boys .. TEMPLE of FASHION. NEW GOODS ! NEW GOODS I We Have Just Received a Large Stock of New Goods, consisting: off Everything: that Is Desirable In Silks, Dress Goods, Laces RIBBONS, FANCY GOODS, NOTIONS, Etc, LADIES' WOOL SWEATERS, With large sleeves, made to button on each shoulder. In white, blue, black and fancy. You ride a "Bike" and you must have a sweater to keep In the swim. IN VALENCTENNE LACES We have all widths, in every conceiv able pattern, In white, black and butter color. Also a nice line of fine Linen Tor chons. THE LATEST FADS IN BELTS Are silver and white chamoise skin. They are very unique and can always be cleaned. We have an elegant line of PERSIAN AND DRESDEN RIBBONS In all widths; all stylish stocks; belts and sashes are made from the patterns. We make a specialty of Traveling Suits and Even ing Gowns and guarantee the material, workmanship and fit to be strictly first-class in every respect.J J. J. JAPANESE BAZAAR No. 411 King Street, VK HAVE Clothes Baskets and Straps, Kimono Goods Silk and Cotton Crepe Shirts, Silk Handkerchiefs, Umb'ellas, Chi ldrens' Caps, Matting and Japanese Paper Lanterns and C indies. K. ISOSHIMA. NOW. Railways, steamships, the telegraph most wonderful inventions in fact, were sneered at when first introduced. It's old fogyish to sneer at a new idea because lis new. Perhaps good, ready-to-wear clothes are a new iiea to you; but they are to be had just the same. Don't be old-fogyish, look into the matter--call here and see our ready-to-wear attire for yourself. THIS IS A CUT-AWAY SUIT. Not necessary to dwell on its style, if it looks just like the cut. : : AND IT DOES. Men's Ready-to-Wear Clothing, Fort and Merchant Streets. our stock of Pants! OUR PRINCIPAL ATTRACTIONS In Silks consist of Dresden, Arabesque and Persian patterns. Floral designs and plaids are moat In demand, and are the thing for waist and fronts. IN BLACK SILKS, Morie Valour and Brocade lead in style, but we also have some very handsome Grosgrains, Surrahs, Bengalines, Fail les and Taffetas. FOR EVENING WEAR Nothing is prettier or more stylish than the light shades in Dresden and Persian Silks, or Silk Organdie in dainty colon and white. NOVELTY SUITINGS, MOHAIRS and METEOR CLOTH Are what you want for a traveling suit. We have them in suit lengths, and no two patterns are alike. EGAN, 514 FORT STREET. Next Door to Cattle & Cooke's JUST RECEIVED s