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The Honolulu Times
Vol. 3, No. 8
"I have trodden the wine press
alone; and of the people there
was none with me."
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"I am the true vine."
"Many climbersi but one vine."
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Oh ! wonderful story of deathless
love!
Each child is clear to that heart
above ;
He fights for me when I cannot
fight,
He comforts me in the gloom of
night,
He lifts 'the burden, flor Hd is
strong,
He stills the sigh and awakens the
song,
The sorrow that bowed me down
he bears,
And loves and pardons because He
cares.
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"O God, who art more merciful
to the worst of us than the best
of us deserve, etc." Rev. E. B.
Turner.
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"Give me a hail and I'll give
you a lift." (drive) Bishop of
London to Workingmen.
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It is not always the honest
hard-working clever (man or
woman) that gets a lift but,
too often, the clever rogue (we
see) Ed.
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We are commanded to be "wise
as serpents" (try to be) but harmless
as the doves."
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We'll ever do our level best,
mark ye, whatever that same
may "level up," to drive a bad
thing to the wall out.
"tgljbottsttsss JJrallell; a altatt."
HONOLULU, MAY, 1905.
It is not permissible, the use of
too much punctuation, the exclamation
point almost obsolete and the
comma and question mark but
little better-off.
Certainly something may be left
to the educated and intelligent
reader. Don't use the pepper-box
from first line to the last in half
page of print. Too, it confuses
the printer.
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Oh yes, you'd better mind your
p's and q's and dot vour i'sl!
(fact).
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"It is as plain as way to parish
church," what you are intending
my (good) bad man.
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"A pillar of cloud by clay and
a pillar of fire by night." What
are you going to do about it.
(Paslm xxii.5.)
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Daily Mails "England required
brandy, and many Englishman did
not at all like paying an increased
price for it because an objectionable
insect was ravaging the
vineyards. The Englishman
asked for cheap brandy, and he got
it with a vengeance. How some
of it was made is one of the guilty
secrets of the world, but I am told
that it is possible to-day to buy in
Bordeaux for six francs' a case
which purports to contain twelve
bottles of brandy, capsuled, swathed
in straw, and starred like the
Milky Way."
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Forget each kindness that you do
As soon as you have done it:
Forget the praise that falls to you
The moment you have won it;
Forget the slander that you hear
Before you can repeat it:
Price $3.00 per Annum
t Sis el Copies 58 Cents
Forget each slight, each spite, each
sneer,
Wherever you may meet it.
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"You advertise that there is a
fine stream of water on the place,
but I don't see it," remarked a
stranger who wanted to rent the
place. The landlord said: "Just
work that pump-handle a little
and you will see a fine stream of
water. You don't expect to have
the Niagara Falls on the place for
$15 a month, do you?" Texas
Siftings.
The Salt Lake Tribune says :
"The trip to the Hawaiian Islands
is the ideal journey for Salt Lakers
to take," remarked Joseph
last evening. Mr.
has lately returned from such
a trip, accompanied by his two
daughters. He was away for some
weeks and states that it is a most
restful trip in every way.
"The voyage there and back" he
continued, "is taken by fine boats,
the equal of any on the Atlantic,
and the time for making the round
trip is but three weeks, so it is
in reality very near to Salt Lake. In
the islands the climate at this time
of the year, and generally through
the winter is super!), and the
on the beach, the luxuriant
foliage, fruits and flowers, with the
good hotels and many places of
interest, make it a most novel voyage
in every way."
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WHAT AILED THE PUDDING
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BY JOSEPHINE POLLARD.
"What shall we have for dinner,
to-day?"
Said Mrs. Dobbs, in her pleasant
way;