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mi 6 {tvwes-H^uiJlum Published Dally By Tfte TIMES-REPUBLICAN PRINTING CO. TERMS: Evening edition by mall $5.00 By the month by mall 45 Delivered by carrier by the month. .50 Later edition tor morning circu lation 4.00 Rural rout* edition per year 4.04 Twice-a-Week edition, per year.. 1.00 Entered at the posiorfiee at Ma.rBuaii town a* second class mail matter. The A»»ociation of American Advertisers has examined and certified to the circulation of '.his publication. The deta:i report of such examination is on file at the New York office of the Arsociation. No other figures of circulation guaranteed. No. 110 Secretary. Youthful Recollections. placo I remember. I re:nenil"er, the •where 1 was born, The little garden that -tve hoed thing: or. summer's morn: Potato patch Tve had to bug, the er rands at the store— Oh, often, in my later dreams I live that old life o'er! first I remember, I remember, the little breeches, sweet. That always basged about the knees, and also in the seat The freckles, awful blisters, and the stone-bruised, aching heel— Oh. yes I still remember, and it often makes rue squeal: I remember, I remember, the school •where I was tauKht, "While all day ions I wandered hence in miles of boyhood thought— Far, far from awful lessons—to the swimminp hole I knew "Where o'er the stream the paw-paws leaned ar.d huckleberries grew. I remember, I remember, the old-time baseball team. That ran the scores up every time as if they ran by steam: The awful fate of boyhood -when some big: game was to play To hear the roornir.fr tocsin of "Potato bugs today:" —Baltimore Sun. A POPULAR INCONSISTENCY. In the next twelve months. It is pos sible to pretty accurately forecast the number of men who will lose life by accident in any given employment. Mining, railroading and the like are hazardous employments. Of the coal miners about four out of every thou sand will be killed this year and a much larger percentage injured. But after all coal mining is not by any means the most hazardous em ployment. Outside of accident neither it nor railroading, Is an unhealthful employment. The hazard is no greater from accident than the sweat shop rate and the general death rate is low In comparison. The most hazardous em ployment is that carried on in impure air, under ovorjtrnin and other condi tions which exhaust and debilitate. Where the coal mine kills one tuber culosis and unsanitation slays ten. We hold up horror stricken hands over a mine horror and view with compara tive complacency the deathful harvest reaped "by the white plague. Many more lives are in peril daily from un sanitary conditions than by accident. We cry out upon the railroad or the mine which is slow in the adoption of safety devices, Out of 700,000 coal miners !n the United States the statistical prophecy is that 2.500 will be killed by accident school of whom nineteen are going back we Insist that gears must be boxed and precautionary measures taken by manufacturers while the shallow wells go untested. Bpt we are beginning to see, to learn and to act. Some day soon we shall realize that the sanitary neglect which costs a Mfe Is as culpable as that other theory that it is cheaper to kill men than to change machinery. THE IMPORTANT CASE OF REUBEN DEVINE. On or about some date not specified in the newspaper reports Reuben De vine then and there res'd ng in Des Moines, in the presence of visitors there assembled did turn his legally wedded wife, Christine Devlne, across hl» knee and spank her with his hand in a manner and after a fashion famil iar to all who have been well brought up. After hearing the case the pre siding judge granted the aforesaid Christine a divorce, the custody of a minor child and a half interest in Reu ben's property. The case is not clear. Did she get the divorce because Rube spanked her or because the rite was performed in the presence of company? Ancient and common law assumes that the hus acquires snanklne privileges. In 'deed more ancient law—and ancient law is the foundation of all law and order—made corporal control and pun ishment mandatory upon the husband. He was expected to enforce obedience and keep the peace of the neighbor hood aa between the women. The an cient husband stood for no back talk, no turning up of noses, no sulking, no slackness in housekeeping, no care- Athe meat uninspected, the highest pure food world affords in the way of luxur authority in Iowa insists that milk -what Henry George might from tuberulous cows is safe until the cows' udders begins to slough and the unspeakable roller towel smears dis ease broadcast. lewness in the cuisine. The Reubens should receive a visit from a vigilance of that elder time turned the Chris tines of their day across manly knees and wrought with the hand of author ity that peace and quietude which evoked remarks of "What a well be haved wfvman Mrs. Reuben is!" But there is no record that they selected receiving d&ys and social functions as time for uxorious admonition and proper personal chastisement. •Mr. Devlne appears to have used *»«3s bad judgment. No man ought to spank his wife at a musicale or before com pany. Aside from the unnecessary humiliation of a fond and loving com panion it disarranges the program, at tracts the attention of guests from their "five hundred" game and in many instances throws all the work on the hired girl. Moreover, intimate family affairs should not be imposed upon or exposed to a mixed gathering and spanking a wife may be properly con sidered as intimate and solely er. famailie. The Des Moines Rube lacks judgment and refinement, is shy on eti quette and whatever his legal and moral rights may be had no social right to spank her until after the guests had gone away. He deserves to lose. But it is a pity the judge did not clear the case up and state his reasons fully in his opinion. Next thing you know even proper repressive measures, tho applied in the privacy of the fam ily circle, will be denied to husbands. TWENTY TO ONE—A BAD BET. There have just bvn graduated from ihe college of agriculture at the Uni versity of Illinois forty-nine men who have completed the four-year course. These men came from three different states outside of Illinois and four for eigin countries. Of these twenty-two have specialized in different lines as follows: Dairy husbandry. 6 agron omy, 6: horticulture, 5: landscape gar dening, 2 farm mechanics. 2: animal in men necessary to the community. Just in a rough way get the impression of th thousands of specialists turned out to the farms. And then renlize that agriculture is the greatest American specialty. It is the leading specialty in Illinois, and Iowa and the Mississippi valley. It needs trained men. The balance shows forty-nine against thousands from the schools. It is a situation the farmer and the country at large may well weigh con siderately and that the young man may well make note of. Topics of the Times Chicago ministers are concerned about the fact that justices of the pcs.cc r»rc trior.CTscMzingr describe as a product of the policy of "unearned increment." A Philadelphia man sought to bring his wife to time by throwing a clock at her. That wasn't so slow: Alfred Austin is reported to be writ ing a coronation ode. The people, however, are waiting to know what Kipling thinks about the solemn or ridiculous event in English history— the solemnity or ridiculousness de pending on the point of view. Let us all hope that the firebug will reap as he sows. husbandry. 1 p'.ar.t breeding. 1. Nine- who hnve been candidates for one teen of these men have signified their returning to farm. farms with the number of professional I.Montour New Era. -Tn which case there would certainly be something a didding. because the attorney general into special branches by special schools thing worse happens to them." against the forty-nine from the "Ag." That rare day In June business has had several jolts and the month is not yet half thru. A number of Alabama women have formed a society for the purpose of 15vin on S™58 doesn't know that the Iowa delegation Is to meet this week to distribute a few pieces of federal pie. And this same average man doesn't care a tin ker's darn who gets these few plums. By and by ail you will have to do to find out the size of some Iowa towns will be to count their saloons. There is one feature of the coming presidential contest that some of the dopesters have not figured on and that is that when the democrats wade into the tariff and reciprocity business be yond the mark set by Taft they will be getting Into pretty deep water. IOWA OPINION AND NOTES. The Eldora ledger says "the 'river to-river" auto highways that are being so enthusiastically boomed in Iowa will be a good thing and very desir able no doubt and worth all they will cost. For one thing, the people who prefer or must continue to use horses will know where tho danger lies and car. use some other road. But, in view of the fact that Iowa now has all the railways needed for any one who is in nan hurry to get-across the state, and that the hogs and corn and other produce of the state seeking market must be hauled to these railways, would it not be well to spend the state's money in building up a good system of wagon roads as laterals to these railways." The Webster Pity Freeman-Tribune says "it has been urged against E. D. Chassell. prospective candidate for secretary of state, that he should not aspire to that position because he is just closing a term of six years as state binder. .And strange as it may seem this 'pretext' Is presented by men a li annthe Now take the graduates from the on the ground that Mr. Garst was en medical colleges, the law schools and titled to it because of his long services other professional and technical schools and compare their number with the forty-nine graduated by the Illinois agricultural school, The Chicago med ical school? turn out close to 400 new physicians annually, the law schools are as busily employed and the tech nical schools are sending out swarms of graduates. Compare the number of "Now Th*? and An of whlch serves to illustrate the correctness of the notion that they grow all kinds of green. «.r» in A IflhatriA Des Moines has deliberately set out to a/Ivertise itself. To do this it must occupy an end or center position. Just now its baseball club is playing an end position in such a manner as to war rant the conclusion that It proposes to hold onto the job. A Pennsylvania man has not taken a bath for thirty-eight years. He committee armed with curry combs. Champ Clark's presidential boom will not get formidable unless the "solid south'* can be solidified In its support, and this is not at all likely, for the south is mostly for prohibition. The best time to take a homeseekers' excursion Is when the guides are tak ing a vacation. The average man In the street -at re almost continuous- lv for thirty years and bv some who urged Garst for Vnited States enator to the state—in holding public offico and filling each one well." "Attorney Cjeneral Cosson has writ ten letter to county attorneys re garding the dragging of the ronds. The lettere is some mandatory ar.d leaves the impression that by ginger, the roads have just simply got to be drag ged and if they are not so dragged the attorney general may turn out find drag them his own self," advises the is a high-priced man. Township trus tees may now get busv before some- The Osage Press says "If the presi dent means to undertake to break tip snobbery in clubdom, he has taken a task on his shoulders compared \*itb which the arbitration treaty and re ciprocity with Canada are child's play. The thing can't be done." Remarking that a current newspaper Item in the dallies reminds one very frequently that President Taft once Neearned $12 a week as a reporter, the Nevada Representative says "we, be lieve that that was all right and that the president was then worth his money. The Ideal reporter is dili gent in the matter of details and re flects always the opinion of his boss." I rrvinsr business. To prevent this diversion of revenue they propose to erect a little church near the place where marriage licenses are issued and put a minister on duty at all hours. The ministers will adopt a sort of relay system In order to eliminate losses of business Incident to recesses and vacation. To make the mill complete, there should be now added a divorce court with a judge on duty at all hours. Just as well get efficient all 'round while we are dealing with the subject. Chauncey Depew and wife have sail ed from New York for Europe. Chaun cey seems to have about everything England crowns her kings with great jngton Post. eclat whenever she has a new one to crown. Out of the ecatacy of our joy Judge Gary and John W. Gates that we are not bored by any such In- should settle their differences in a t-.velve^foot ring with a corps of sten sufferable events, we sacrifice every year numerous fingers, hands, heads and other parts of the anatomy of several of our rising young Americans. the time to figure on having a sane Fourth. It will be a little late after the giant crackers arrive," ad vises the Tama News. The Des Moines Register and Leader complains that "Judge Green is likely to hasten away to his congressional job in Washington without stopping to obtain a few pointers on the game from ex-Senator Young." "If it should eventually deveelop that a big majority of Iowa people sustain Canadian reciprocity, it would be pret ty embarrassing for some of the Iowa congressmen who have been preaching Canadian reciprocity for years and who took to the woods at the first sound of the trumpet," says the Har din County Citizen. "Carrie Nation Is thru with her crusades. Her life and her work are both ended. We can not wish that her methods of fighting rum become general,but now that she Is dead, let us believe that she did not live In vain," says the Cedar Rapids Republi can "In KAnsas it is recorded of her work, that she helped to keep that state dry." GENERAL EDITORIAL COMMENT. The New York Sun calls Bryan "a chanticleer." And many of us had been under the Impression that he was the original "lame duck.**—Cleveland Leader. It begins to look as If the only asset the republican party has left is William J. Bryan but he's a good one.—Wash- ographers rjuirer. present.—Philadelphia In- Great sports down in North Caro lina: It took a whole company of state militia to catch a tiger—a blind tiger at that.—Milwaukee News. A Baltimore minister now declares that Atlas, who held up the world, was a woman and not a man. No doubt a milliner.—Detroit Free Press. "I have no use for liars," says Col onel Roosevelt. "What, no pride in the great national club he instituted?— Richmond News-Leader. V.2 2 Colonel icooseveit Taft for 1912, but the colonel has never been keen for empty honors.—Norfolk Ledger-Dispatch. Iowa Newspapers STAYING IN SCHOOL. [Montour New Era]. The commencement exercises of the nineteenth graduating class from the Montour high pchool took place at tin Ion hall Thursday night last, and it was a function on which every citizen of Montour can Indulge in self con gratulation. It speaks well for the town and for its young people. Five young men matriculated and "two juuns ladies. I o-t ts=7i* rrtien young men get to be 11 or 12 years of age they fee? that they have absorbed learning enough to Insure them suc cess in life and they quit their books and set a job smoking cigarets and JAW ijnauwgi ii '•iv.ifc.aaisasn m|wmii|.iw?M^w».'*t'.yiinii.«ft*v.y^"«piwan'wi^wnjjw "j iswwMi^.'uvirjiw^itiWMff H1*'- nrwiwwwoy mmgqgwr. muAOMI ?.• TXBCES-BEFUBLZGtA27« MABSHALLflX)WN, IOWA, JUNE 13 1911 herdlng humming birds down on the river bank. That is th® reason why our reform schools and houses of detention and Keeley Institutes and penitentiaries are so densely populated at all times. So you see the fact that Montour has a set of youngsters who stick to it un til thoy outnumber the girlies who graduate, gives pleasure to all who take interest in the youth of the land. Those boys are starting out In a way that makes for success. As for the girls—bless their hearts—they are only doing what is expected of them and what they always do. We do not wish to create the impression that they are not being appreciated simply because we are patting the boys on the back. Fa- from It. On the contrary we be lieve that their example, their com radely companionship, has gone far to persuade the boys that school was the proper place for them until the course was completed. IOWA HOOtS AND CANADA. [Traer Star Clipper.] One is surprised to read of a bip packing house in Calgary, way up in northwest Canada. They raise hogs enough up there to keep the packing house busy. Such facts ought to have some bearing on the reciprocity issue.—Cedar Rapids Republican. One Is surprised too to read from the pen of a sensible editor any inti mation that the few hogs raised in Canada without corn can be shipped a thousand miles farther than Iowa hogs fattened on clover and corn, and sold in competition with the Iowa porkers. The Republican man scares at his own. shadow. In the Rouleau (Sask.) Enterprise of June 1 the market price of live hogs is quoted at $9.50 per cwt. In Chicago the same date the best hogs brought about $6. The man that thinks $9..10 swine can be shipped from Canada to the injury of our market needs a physician or a wife. PLAIN CLOTHES AND DIVORCES. [Cedar Rapids Republican.] A woman lecturer is now advocat ing plain clothes as a preventive of divorces. She wants the young men to see the young women In their wrappers and with their hair down, instead of all rigged up for admira tion fit. She think# that the trouble comes from the fact that the men do iot know what kind of girls they are marrying. They see them only under artificial conditions and with things on them that enchance their looks. Then, later, If they see them daily in ordi nary dress they are disappointed and disillusioned. The same holds true of men: the women see them only when they are on dress parade. It is only ons more theory added to the already long list of theories. There is probcsly nothing in it. The average young man who is In love with a girl does not change his mind when he sees her In a wrapp^ or even In a bathing suit. If afterwards he changes his mind it is porbablv not due to the mere inoidrtit of clothes. A slovenly woman might disgust a man, but plain clothes would not cool his ardor, nor would it induce him to make his choice more carefully or more securely. The origin of the divorce evil will have to be looked for elsewhere and so will the cure of It. HE SAW THE FLYING MACHINE. [Knoxville Journal.] Did you ever see an fwviator aviate? Did you ever stanS by_ and watch a Frenchman suspend 'the law of grav itation while he mounted a goods box and sailed away in the region of the fleecy clouds and hung there like a giant hawk? Of course you know that the Wrights, and the Bleriots and the Johnstones and hun dreds cf ether fair haired lads ride monoplanes and biplanes thru the air but do you actually believe that a chap weighing 150 pounds, mounted on a wooden contraption weighing four or flr« hundred pounds could deliberately sail up Into the vaulted sky to the iilatance of a mile as easily as you can cock your feet upon the center table? Neither did the writer until last fiunday when he strained the cords of his neck and hinges of his jaw watching Simon "the Fool Flyer" perform circus stunts on his monoplane above the grounds of the Hyperion club at Des iMolnes. It was a wonderful spectacle to watch the gay little Frenchman steadily boring his way Into the vaulted blue until the eye could scarcely follow his flight. Think of soaring 5,000 feet above the surface of the earth with nothing to sustain you but a frail machine that would fall to the earth like a plummet if its engine stopped or your hand lost Its cunning? It Is unthinkable but nevertheless true that such stunts are being done nowadays. Man has set out to master the air and giant strides have been made toward the accom plishment of the victory. The near fu ture will see the flying machine com mercialized and in common use. IOWA AND CANADA. [J. F. Conrad In Des Moines Register and Leader.3 If reciprocity between the United States and Canada is defeated, it will be because of the opposition of the farmers in both countries. That sounds paradoxical. But it is a fact that the politicians in both countries are try ing to line the farmers up against reci procity. They were afraid that if the farmers once find out that reciprocity only means a bigger market, they will lie fr.r raising the devil with that par- im%* HU &Uti&UtUfL Absolutely Pure MALNMUMEHMHWrE ivV-v L' r' "B,lr tlcular tariff that has made so many millionaires—so many panic-breeding parasites. "That the foreigner pays the tax," never had half the damned foolishness in it as the idea that the tariff benefits the farmer by making it possible for him to charge more for his produce than he otherwise could if the tariff did not exist. When did the farmer ever do any price fixing, anyhow? Honestly, it makes me feel ashamed the way they are trying to set the farmers of the United States and Can ada at each other's throats. Each is told to look out for the other, he is poison. The argument seems to be, "Don't buy of a man who wants to sell to you, because he has some sinister motive he wants to put an inferior article on you: he wants to cheat you. Don't sell to a man who wants to buy from you, because he is trying to get the best of you or he wouldn't want to buy." In other words, "Sell to people who are not anxious to buy, and buy of people who do not care to sell, and you will be safe." The dire calamity that is prophesied will follow the opening up of the mar kets of the United States and Canada to each other, makes me believe the prophets are not honest. I read in the paper the other day where some man from^Aflel or Perry or Glenwood—probably Glenwood—said that if the reciprocity bill became a law we would have democratic hard times back Kelly's army would again be on the march soup houses would again be the popular cafes for the masses corn would be cheaper than cord wood—in fact, everything would be going to hell in a hand-basket. Now, when a man talks like that— and he Is sincere—it would never cause him a particle of pain to hit him in the head with an ax. It Canada had always been under Uncle Snm's dominion, would there ever have been any call for a tariff be tween us and the people across the St. Lawrence? Wouldn't things natur ally have adjusted themselves as they have between Iowa and Illinois, or New York and Texas? There is just as much reason in the people of this state demanding a pro tective tariff against Montana or Wy oming as against Canada. If it is a re stricted market that is so desirable, let us all sell out and move to a little town. Would Soon Find Out. In local courts out west the law Is not hedged about by awe, and an amus ingly sociable atmosphere is frequently to be found among judge, jury, lawyers and client. A lawyer in a country court having exhausted his eloquence in be half of his client on trial for stealing, worked up to this climax: "Gentlemen of the jury, after what this man has offered in evidence and what I have stated to you. is this man THE LODGES. A MA80NIC NOTICES. vv'Hall in New Masonic Temple. r^r\Visitors always welcome. MARSHALL LODGE, 108, A. F. & A. M., Stated communication, June 14. it 8 p. m. R. W. Chamberlain, W. M. John W. Wells, Secretary. SIGNET CHAPTER No. 38, R. A. M, Stated conclave Monday evening, June 19, at 8 o'clock. .••! Fred Wallace, H. P. I. 6. Millard, Secretary. ST. ALDEMAR COMMANDERY NO. SO, K. T.—Stated conclave Tuesday evening, June 20 at 8 o'clock. Fred Wallace, Recorder. T. Forbes, E. C. CENTRAL CHAPTER No. 67, O S.—-Regular meeting Wednesday even ing. June 14. at 8 p. a. Edna C. Fularton, W. M. UlUan Norton, Secretary. mEFl ft IQ We S tould is with a mrnim ""vi *v •iw i: -'.'iV: guilty? Can he be guilty? Is he guilty?" The foreman, -with a smile and in a genial tone, replied: "You Just wait a -while, ole hoss, 'n, we'll tell ye." Dr. Holies' Repartee. One of the best repartees ever cred ited to a habitual maker of happy phrases was that made by the beloved "Autocrat of the Breakfast Table" on a certain social occasion. Going to dine with a Boston neigh bor, Dr. Holmes was met by her with an apology: "I could not get another man. "We are four women, and you will have to take us all in." "Forewarned is four armed," he said with a bow.—Youth's Companion. American Girl Is Learning to Run Aeroplane Seeks License it MISS Photos copyright by American Press Association, Hit The very soul of a Piano ties in its keys. The life of a composition, its delightful harmonies, it$ variations of light and shade can be brought out only by a downward stroke on the piano keys. Melville Clark's Apollo is the only player piano permitted to play directly down on the keys. All other players cut out the delicately balanced keys and play upward on the sticker of the action, damaging the piano and destroying the sweetness of tone. boast of the fact that the Apollo first board—that the Apollo alone has the metronome selfrection motor—that with the Apollo you can instantly, at will, transpoie a composition into any desired key for accompaniment—that with the Apollo alone you can instantly omit the melody to play accompaniments—that the Apollo is the only player piano in the world that can accent the melody coitocuj !n composition, bst confine ourselves here to the self-evident truth that the only stroke on the kr/t. Because the Apollo is the only player piano in the world permitted, by virtue of its United States patent, to touch down on the-*keys, it is the only player that plays the piano correctly. All these truths are being demonstrated daily in our sales rooms. Corns and see for yourself. We an exclusive agents for the Apollo in this territory. We allow liberally for used pianos and convenient terms of payment can be arranged. A. E. WARD 118 West Main St i)iuvii^.w*rii#»^'!^*rin'r^ii'|iiitif^-"i»i \..(r^ 4 $£: 1 1 *|U ,,', \,vtr i* Will «h*A»k Him Afaint She (for the fortleth tlme)—"Will yori love ne when I'm old, George? He (goaded to extreme measures)—* Do you expect to be as fat as you* mother? She (frightened)-—How can 1 tell? "t He (fiercely)—/Than sea that yon don't Bangs hat on head and exits. •laa» mlng the door. F. S. 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Miss Qulmby's experiences have not been altogether pleasant, as she has had a part in two accidents, neither of which resulted seriously to her, though two Moisant monoplanes were smashed. Miss Quimby was riding as a passenger when a bad landing was suet and she was thrown from her seat She escaped with a few bruises. A day or two later while running the machine along the ground she smashed one wheel when the craft careened. In the pictures above Miss Quimby 1s shown in her fetching aviation costume and when seated tu the driver's pl&a* en a monoplane. gv Mhi played the whole 88-note key- corrtct my to play a piano 111 si