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I w. linniiHD & co., DEAL1.USWar*, IN JKY (iOOli'l, Oroeeries, i teen's Hardware, lte«t*ar Suoe«, hs llooks ftr.ti ^?t»io!i».ry, H»»dv Mnie waik U th" field, and see loiiiiajf, N«iU, S«U, Wooden iAFare, fee., Itc. Tipton, Iuwa. nl *11 AW & RAGIJTY, MI.HCilA.N MV.iiCli T.S—Dealers in Diy Goeds, Gro- •••ries. Hardware, lion, Tipton. -Iowa. AlDIMON n i I. ©II.LETT, F.RCHANT—Deafer in I. jr Goods, Hard ware, Crockery. Sir.. Tipl.th, Iowa. 1 c. U. DAVIS, KUCHANT—Dealer in iJry Gooit* Gro rcries Crocker), 4iC. Rochester, Iowa. Mc\Al riT0.1i, V V fN--Kr*p Oil JJ Ci-'tuicc, Boots a&d Sa»-a, l-mkee No- tiani, Dry Goods, Groceries, c, Rochester, Cedar county, Iowa. nl W M. Il AKKIt. ^TFRCHAN in St n,y tJ' !e k. vri» i:\LFAi F*»»e* o M.-de L'iothin^, Gro Hardware, ic.' 1-U).:h*»ter, Ie«a. K.C. swmt I SHAN'T—Dealer in pen ral M«*rcT%n ''n«, Made Clothii'l, Hoot* and hbo «, Hats ami Caps, fee. R.-ch.",»!er, lows. EI.IAft Sl| IIWREX Hceries, rilCIiAVr—Dealer in L'r GH», Gro Crockery, fee. C*i iiiutfs, C« dar county, lows. nl PL IT Villi, O O o- k e y e Ptul'er, !•«•». !X T)U*i ferin*, H-rdwi' tlisms W. HtRUi^. ROCK !l I) ale»- in Git'C'rie". Pfvi^ions, Vl" Fruits,Conf!ctioiiariec, feTi"ton, Iowa. «. T. corrn, fT10CF.T1—DeaUr* r!\LKR MISCHIKF MAKERS. 0^ eoald there in this world be found Some little spot of happy ground, Whe*e villa# pleasures mi^ht go roNRt Without tbe villap? tattling! How doubly blest that place would b0( Whfre all might dwell in liberty, Free from the bitter misery, Of gossips' endless prattUnf* If sich a spot were really known, Daire Pence mi^ht clairi it as her own And in it she might fix her throne Forever and forever. There like a queer might reign aai ttf% WhLe every one would soon forgivd llielittle slights they might receive, And be offended never. 'Tis anisehief makers that remove far from our hearts the warmth of t§V% And leads us all to disapprove What gives another pleasure. The\ seem to take one's part—but wbea They've heard our cares, unkindly then They -*oon retail them it again, Mixed with their poisonou* meattire. And then they've such a cunning way Of Hling their ill-meant tales they say, Don't mention what I say, I pray^ 1 would not teii another And straight to your neighbor's house tlwjr go, Narrating every thing they know, Andl-reak the jeaee of high and low, Wife, husband, tnen i, ana brot&er. O. thit the mischief-making crew, Were all reduced to one or two, And hev were painted red or blue, That every one mit(ht know thMftl Thenaould our village* forget To TKP and quarrel, to fume ami fret. And nil into an angry pet Vith things so much below thH»* For 'Is a sad degrading part To m.ke another's bosom smart) And ]lant a dagger in the heart Ve ought to love and cherish I Then el us evermore be fonnd In qmtaess with all around, Whil« friendship, joy, and peace A"t ang'V f-.-'tturs TerWh Tif- C. L. CIi AffBnnS, PHYS1CFAX at th* Drug Store of Chambers 4. Son, Iipton. If. W. ROS*, PHYSICIAN AND SURCiOJf, Rochester, A0\DEIirrL HISTORY. 8HOWJ O HOW THE UAIE *A!f A »ACS WITt THS rOBCCPIKE, AWD HOW THS roR^a M:SER\BLV itrished. y ifl o*Ui«i«, i's. Ci- pars, Tbacco, Fruit*, lr*. Rochester, fo*». nl JCVI\ lTF.Afn?. IN' PRfiYlstovs. Cipars, Tt'bacc". Fruits. Jcr.Tiptor., Iowa, Wll.KtR k IIIL.TOH, *|A*RRS, and UU#r in Fqq^« *-"«a. il who are you Then tin Hare legan to f=wear like a riacount, and snarled, "try it again." "Take it easy, Soti ^answered the Por- enpine, "as often aa you like for what I! Tiiisegend is laughable to relate, and yet trii! withal. For my grandfather, whenever he told it, was wont to say, "It must Ik so my son, otherwise how could I tell it tiec And it wss in this wise that thething came to pass. 11 wffi a fair Sun day morn before har vest-tkfe, ubout buckwheat bloom. The sun sh.ne bright in the sky,the morning! wind H.-w warm over the stubble, the society, comtorts himself with the idea nir. t!,i» Ives hummed in morning phluete. Af) a little song,in and riled a mam that ofany porcupine, wheahc sings.—j Wed i- children, lie woaid tr.Ve.i little were iling on. For the turnips grew near lishoa&e, and as he ale of them, with low the spoi when the turnips grew met that) answered the Porcupine nothing but eaid to hini, with the sneer jig air of a *1 Pieman: "Wt.yare you strolling rousi here so eaily in the norning 1" "Taking a walk," answered the Porcu* pine. "Walk, indeed laughed the haae "it 3»'eins to me that you might uie your for something else." S'his answer aggravated the Porcupine,| wnat be ill in the legs the soul, and he repli "You think then, that your legs :V Taut ldo," answered the liare. "Aud that reyiainsto be proved,* qtlOth Port upioe, "for I bet that in a raco 1 beat1 ^.niI ou. "Fudge!" replied the '•The World Owes me a LiTio .1' This is one of the vile sterotyped false hools, that hiafers and rogues of all sorts use as apology for their laziness or ras calities. INDEPENDENT IN ALL THINGS-NBtTRAL IN NOTHING. And when they were in the field, he of his brow. Thosr drops tho industrious said, "See, we will run o»«r race on this man coins into golden mint drops thtt ploughed ground, letween the furrows, fill his coffers.—Partlanl where neither can see the other. Now you must stmd at the one end of the fur* row, so that, when the Hare comes raring up on the other side, you may cry out )*011 eps, a So the Hare ran four-and-seventy times,' d'or, and they joyfully weut their homeward—aiid. still live there for aught I know. Tins wa? the great race between cupine Mid the Hare, which come jfTon the history, wish joy tale, however, is this: "Husband and wife should b« like taa to each other." The Jeremy Didler, who sponges on that h«'13 lhu-' otlIy a,lll who was crooked bv natuie, being some- get a ong so well. It seems a i i i i K u i u Ui He has looked after crooked legs I But I' what is it "A L'uii.sd'or and said the Porcupine. J,.n5 "Done." cried the Hafe,fictrt and run, uis throat. I'm ready!" V e said he was a "hart worker. fir« go," replied the Porcupine, •*#jid get my Weakfait^ ,tu1^ 4"* What's the word asked Fur-coat. was on the steamer s roof where I seed 110 ,j0 back. And as the Hare come full race to cuttarpiller to U \l you that the Porcu- and cut up a goml ma e verv image of her hus- his ears lay flat but Mrs.. Porcupine lay Pl'ar^s still. And as he came to the other end.!^ia^' her husljiind cried "here we are again i80 her where she located. of i J,-'U «'H»*IW ,u i.i...v Ui'r not «or» than enormous Unkrupl-LaJ rclused ^, ,vJ 0P,i* And t-hifp !:e thus hummed, it camp intoj. theory is false and fnndu dand!' int* his heid, that'vhile his wife was» ed and 11'^ V" jta« «f«y .ry 1 he rule is the reverse. We owe ™rl' an U how las turnips j13' ^'x'un- would live without a newspaj^T «ewl .J '",, f"? "ft**- i hich Ues be-! PauP"f,fi'grave Perh.aps as he goes alor.g 0r otbtr places ol loaiing, may loldhis arms in idleness, undtr the consolation of be-!tluU he will recieve occasional iKiymeuts "Oil of glorious iIlustia-iInl!rCT111 The world is full tions of this truth. i rise from obscurity and po "rtJtonmZ!is^hc vveuitn, ond we wonder how k lep..n..i ij"t .Might i„ tnvs«ery,hiul! the wliole mystery lies in „,fj |,i8 «.snrrli.xrltf l*-»t? quildieatioiis above mentioned.— •epiieaaoioruuigiy. I ru„„ ,L .. .a uuwortnme a pourm •tSE^55WSSBPWaS8HHP E^ltctic. Billy Ituffiims Story. •Well, gentlemen,'said Hilly,'I'll tell Wl, Major Pete wouldut fige' tiiat here I am.'" And this she did like a dooil, so do'i say a word until I ost«*ti act—a desirt? that does not often good wife. And as the Porcupine came. finished. You remember the little''Lady exist in this selfage age, much less tl.c on the ground, behold the Hare was there. J®'14*' what busted last tall? i practice. As we have said—we desire •'Cutand run!" replied Porcupine. the most^charming female that ever lived ''Knowledge is better than silver, and And o!F the Hare went, like a storm- except hve. Wli«»n 1 tell you she sailed wisdom than fine gold," said a wise man, wind, over the field. Hut the Porcupine round like a mad peacock, ran exacty three steps, and then turned niatrme how she made me was s*5t pine's wife is the very image.. land. "The Old Nick must have helped gentlemen—wink you,' snapped the Hare, 'here goes again.' ''at'u And sich eyes And off b,. shot like the storm-wind, till skY—1a !:rrtt' W uen I got pretty cluss, I rtz my hat w^at t0 say and tremble —the le I care!'' jmiu uciumc —me gal seen me, and sot^ ^i^vo all, we should mention that a and every other the Porcupine cried 'here tremblia the little boat shook like way Ujnight trenibiiu too arid Jn-tween us both a i pnperf we are again"—but the odd ruu.s w -re y°ui»? hurncan.'. I to be before. in the lurrow. But thv'Porcupine took didn know but the dear critter might Tliey gather wisdoni of every his bottle of wine, gave kit wife the Louis somebody s Wile consequently, I a^(1 ,5» ,'u. 1 back out. S*iJ kept a ba k-jj10y a —bovyiu perhte all the ,' ,iv tliij hi«tin*v wi«Vi inv IDOral of the COU.ull Stand up I forgot all alwut that, Well, let's see:—I expect the rea son wa ho was a.'raid th^t if he got e^-jt and fell, he migkt bump Ait htud Why don't you Nubscribc Koirf At the present time the world is all in motion, an 1 Fattier Tune presents new wonders for our contemplation, every hour involving our individual interests, the interests of our country, and the wel fare or misery of mankind. News that used to come every week, now come ll0ur ail c0 uv%t pnSl,t lile and return, „,(. owl a accelerated motion of mind and matter generatej heat and light, and the speed whi 'h we have gained sends us on stil! been well re.,„rked l,y a IlpvsP^I^r' tt,,a tno n ... like advantages, and tne prolessional man a,nobod' witi10Ut i UK -_.i wiio negiecti to read it, and to draw the K I rk,.t' el.rio ti .t. uiiwonnmess oi nis uusu mere is more 3Mcu)5-letter. TIPTON, IOWA. SATURDAY, NOV. 12,1853. NO. 1. When the Porcupine readied home he fectly willing, no doubt, to hold his hat,! pci i iUy. ai»*ini! thut belongs to it, is worthy he s u|: if piovidence would shower gold into it 'of attention and it is cjuunandmg the gr 'th mere fun and popularity 'bnfct "Wife,dress yourself and come to the! or if it would rain roast beef, he would! attention of all intelligent minds as the lie Hon. Leslie CiJomba, of Kentuck field, for I am to run a race with the Hare: hare a platter ready to catch it. But to {giant influence of the day. Its Itterarv In the way ofanecdote. he is unequal* for a gold Lotiisd'or and a bottle of wine." work, an 1 work hard—"there's the rub "Man, man," she answered, "art thou L-1 fortune eoiue to him in any other mad W hat! rare with th'* Hare !M i sliiipe than U»at. ''Hold your tongue, wrife," replied the But young man, work it must be— porcupine, "ladies should never meddle work! work! work! It was designed with their husband's business. So dress from the ln-ginning that man should earn and come." i his bread, not by loafing, but by the sweat our crawlm up my trow-1 the other end, there was Porcupiue his serf-leg. And bein as how I rn a darn bors. wife, and she cried, "Lo here ntn I!"— handsome leller, I begun to jump and These arc "fast" times—the trorld it1 And the Hare stared and wondered not a ''aiu'° around her like a young butlalo. little, tiiinging that it was porcupine hi in-1 "Well, arter 1 detracted her attention, self for I forgot to U! 1 vou that the Porcu- i and cut up a goml many shines, W a I'll be '""n w ink! Wan't Is, more beautiful. have k .Ut slick as an I ngm, and were jest gom to'than in old times, and the blaat, when 1 dbegol-darndit I knowed who It has i 1 i!!t*. m^°rai^'( ostium only .\o cents i j- [Ul{( even but one* price ol puroduc a n 1 may brm^ gains to the farmer of ten times ',u, Ti'\ If we mark th. history o( such a mm,1 jS" •Obbirw'l'^l.i hee'a pi'ked'.ipaii.l dt- ho,'- „0.®.ii aiid read a newspaper—not our news iwderation. *le P®r' 1 haracter. its agricultural productions, it* while his mode of telling stories unparW mechanical genius nnd skill, its mercan- Ja ''-ue to ti.em that nc one can apprecial# tile enterprise uo nuui uau remain i^uor- who has not iaade his acpnairit«»n«'e. ant of and prosper. In add it on to the "opinions of the press," published in another column, Ave would call particular attention to the the We.it: Don't Rt ad this Ajmrtt.—We have a desire to do a benevolent and disinter- patrons good, and we will.— you can lui-jaud both are essentially necessary in tins .whist, aud a feel as if a g0 u ra pu] improvement, if a man don't ot it." ant to be left out of sight by his neigh full of "fast" men, "fast" women, "fast" boys, "fast" locomotives, "fast" reapintr medicines,and the best kind of every thing. or -blue as the ils mmi,h 9chools aiwl fced wor Then I begun to feel B0 hard since the ar,. a|times called off bv Madame. And on the' "Prety soor: I begun to come to my —the haralds of improvements and breeclies was so tern and tattered, that seventy-fifth heat, the Hare dropped dead ^nses, when I felt dreadful skared, for pr0srn s8j an u, t}l(, nian time, vo«i know—until, not look in' W I, i. iing man's business capital. They tell the ,r-! !"«'.. tock'Ml square overboard -true as ry uuevcu!ha« up •H i, ha!' laughed TomOliphant, Esp., as Bdly started to leave 'but you didn't tell me why Major Pete wouldn't fight that ar' dooil.' 'O, yes,' sed Bill, "I vvr),lt They are the poor *s fri,M1d, the energetic and entcrprs- ou whu Uu. .,e "un best trienes. They inform the man wiio e jj,irie rui.nne iiare, wuii'ii coiue jii on j'huwl'-r "est Irienes. Ihey lnlorni the man who "tWhy, *ny, wiai u i oiu teueraiwc, the Buxthunder nth and to all who read !)t|lli(.iana, ir Ttnun, WoMtJl's RlC.ITtS AWOJTO THE HOT TEx roTS.—Tile Hottentot females nie at om:e the laziest a id most ill-used of wo men. Tile priest when he marries them blesser, them, saying, 'May you live hap py, and year-a-year bear a son, who may live to Ik* a good hunter and a war rior.' It is needless to say that thic .wish is not always gratified. So long as her husband exists, the Hottentot woman is the slave and drudge the task ance of the ats, drinks, au on her devolves •pr. Lint I r.^i^iKorrio i.- n„,,.p .u u land, for each*is a great nation of fit united to tbe ethers, lie We*t, e§»! becomes so for life, husland, our notions, on,,, !!,r :&,r^^' «».«:» ^e.U.u, manliness and dexterity in pro^itiou to tke c!tfKttbeuie||t. attention ol hispupibto its practical teach-: Kxt«aviRa-c»:.--A full grown burk ings, is wholely unfit for his situation, 4,a neglect gives oin' evidence uuwortiiiness oi his trust. There business iniO'j'Uialioii in the cot use »a ^,id rf^ht ''l^siness mlcnualion in the co,.rse of VUTmit knowledge cr^rtandy at the ra",l'.r ,®11. 0 Wi f° ,l"1* idence of tunibled into a stiige coach owe bright morn, beside a traveller who wm nothing else!" hic-ay^h 11 Men shout! take a newspaper from 'J®v'f'f smi,st q^atitj.— |Sl|uUl 1 i each and eve p.' section of this wide-spread' *-1»/\"-why, a g**l «l.|ttl is uacd 1X1 |1,60 IN ADVANCE. Jan rib R^^Few nem have ever fee to Coii* Among the "characters" that Mr. Coombs knows like a little book, is *1 Major Lucky, whose taste for bragging following'amounts, notice which we cannot resist giving »ur Whenever th* Major has a stringer in readers, although our natural modesty !the noghhtwhood, lie "opens wide, nnd kicks against it. It is but a sample of spreads hmi*eli," and with a success tliftt what we recievo daily from every part of leave# us nothing to desire. The follow. at times, to the sublime.— jig scene took place between the Major 'and Cul. Peters, "u late arrival" fnMQ Illinois "Major, I understand from GaBk Coonibi, that shortly alter the RevolutiMI you visited England bow did you lik» the jaunt V* n Yes sir-ee^| ^t) jlow excellent a man's plough,' "How so{" that excru-1 "Capitally! I had not been in London five bourn lietorr Hex sent forine to play devil ol a time we ha« Rex what Rex "Why, Rex the King—George th* Third. The Tame came off at Windsor Cuslle—Hex arid I played against Billy Pitt and Ed. Burke—and resulted raw er comically." other machine may be got up, as soon "A« we were playing the lnst gai*e, jt hoa.id t)i\ su is Vankee enter-I Rex said, in rather a familiar manner. The reason is, the er of his Country." 'Father bed more of them isays he, "he was a cursed rebel, anil had girls are not jl served him right, he would have been invention of hung long ago." This, of course, riled spinning jennies and steam looms—but me, and to tliat degree, that I just drew tuews- ar". yoiir where to anything to sell, sell .back, and gave him a blow betweeu th© t«*,i times as gotxi, and tlnee 'eyes tliut felleil hiin like a bullock. The as che$p as they wore ever known'next moment Pitt and Burke mounted a»e, A twtpaoers art th* light of cliiTW,1 ,| jisp,.usc knowledge to every hou.u- &ud in less than ten minutes my shirt and I looked like Ivxzartis. Tins gave me rather a distaste for English society, ao th* next iming I set sail for America. Six weeks alterwars I la&led at W«ab inc'on. The first person 1 met aftef 9Mr teruig the city was t." "g 'what that «l aid £ed»«raH«t» it. and Quincy Adam?. He MTTOD me to)4«y it i« «'i\r»li i,» miifl',.1 P.,! I,ill,.111.I,n,i a.4 i ,i .l VI.' what it is worth in market. People are {ninepins with him, and i did so. Won shafrp now-a-days, and the individual who don't read the newspapers regularly, is certain to lie "picked up," sooner or later by those who do read them. Tlio*e who read are the "fast" and the" safe" men of the age —those who don't read, are those who uo a3 their ansestors did, carry their cornto mill in one end ol the bug, balanced by a large stone in the other end. Wake up then fellow citizens, to the great impor tance of knowledge in these days of rail roads, steamlioats. and ligiiUjMf trie* graphs.—boil id two shilliugs a game, and then had a row." "About what?" "Hi- wanted to pay me off in CftjK nental money, wortii about a shilling peck. 1 got angry, and knocked him in to a spittoon. YVhilst 1 still had him down, 'Jim' came in and drauged uiu off to the White HouM-."' "What Jim?" "Why. Jim Madiaon. I t«rnt, euchre lor two hours, when 'Tom' came in. and insisted that I should go home wiUk him." "What Tom?" "Why, Tom Jefferson. Jim would not listen to it, aiidtheconsepueiic© was that they weut into a light. In the midst of it they fell over the banisters, a,id dropped aUiut fifty feet. When I jlelt, they were giving each other hell in jthe coai cellar. How it terminated I never could learn, as just then 'Martha* ran in, and said I must accompany her up to Mount Vernon to se '(Jeorg$»,w "What Martha do you in an "Martha Washington, wife to George* the old boy that gave jeaay to tho Hit. sians." About here, Coombs said the stranger began to discover that he was "swallow* ing things." The next stage that camo along, he took passage in for an adjacent town. The Major, we believe, is stiil ie ^n\e P: is ilio aflt'i tions. The heart i." her world it in there her a^ance seek? for hidden trent urej. Sire sends forui her sympathies on .adventure—she embarks her whole soul in the trafic of affection and if *hij wrecketi, her case is hopel*ss for it jbankrdptcy to the lieart. 1 tSSTA genius in Ohio Has °ii*reftt«t :ari engiue tnat he supjioses will super* .1 i cede .steam. The motive i»ower is a o s a e a v e e i leier um! uructaikd dowu to a very tme a production, turl L..: ,0WC i o i s u i of .•.»•«!Rev. Antoii.ette L. Brown |n5,ur Fammos.—The -t u ordaiuvd Churd. at Sort, ... Butler, N. V., Oil Thursday last. Gerrjt VVaS piest-rrf, and n.adc a brief ad- tdresw. The serin on or. the occasion waa e,j by R,.v M(. uJ- Syracu K. Hunt, of Boston wM wesejitl&reittcfe. s*i» 4 I I l¥ r. -s'f* V*