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December 29, 1021 Faf Two THE CinZKTf New Year's Ghost Party 1llr'.l!K Ik a plcnsant old hi perMlt Inn ttmi Jollity in b house during the first week f t lit New Yenr brings J pleasure hiiiI happiness that riloMl ill! lllirillg llie entire enr. There Hre many merest llig way nf entertaining a New Year's I'firly, Imt the favorite of nil Is the masked dance or party, and the most Interesting way nf having this sort of entertainment In to give h ghost party. The Invitations rend In this manner: Our gnod old Kathrvr Time Has promised to convene Tha shn.trs of many notables To meet you New Year's sen. We ll look for you. you know. To help to make things go. And Incidentally to meet Bom ghosts you'rt aura to know. There should he i!0 or more guests, nd after the Invitations have gone out, the hostess ha a little private chat with her gut-Ms over the tele phone. She requests them to come dressed to represent some famous per son now dead, pantoliilnie, words, ges tures and costume being used to carry put the Impersonation. Dresses) In a misty Mark robe cot red with stars cut from gold paper, the hostess will receve her guests In room draped all In white. Sheets or cheesecloth can be uoo for this. No word la spoken until a little red Imp distributes cards and rencils to the assembled guest. Then each In turn speaks some word or does some stunt to suit his or her character. The person guessing the greutest number correctly receives a pretty copy of the book, "(.hosts I Have Met." r.ames. contests and dancing will follow, and the supper or refresh ment tuhle will be tilled with think' tempting enough to attract even the most ghostly appetite. The table dec oration should correspond with the festivities of the season. A New Year's pie made of cree paper over a deep pan Is tilled with dainty little favors for the guests or cards iimhi which some funny rhyme Is written for each Individual guest. Part of the entertainment for the evening may be the telling of fortunes. Informing each guest of their fute for the com ing year. Whatever you do, don't let anyone shatter your faith in New Year's reso lutions. They are the best things ever If you know how to handle them, and the most discouraging things If you don't Right en tha Job, "Just because she was married, a woman the other day undertook to lec ture me on the way I ought to be have." "Why didn't yon tell her to mind her own business?" "She'll say that was what she waa 4olDg you aee, she was my wife." Resolutions GUARD PATROLS NEWPORT Governor Says Strike Riots Are Threatened In Kentucky Town Situation Serious. Frankfort, Ky.. Pec. 26. Four com panies of Kentucky National Cuard men were ordered to Newport. Ky.. by Governor Morrow. They were sent as a result of his orders growing out of a strike at the Newport rolling mills and without a request from lo cal peace officers. Heports from pri vate Investigators, the governor said. Indicated that conditions were such that the peace officers could not han dle the situation. "Serious danger exists," the governor said, "that at any moment an outbreak may occur, caus ing the loss of dozens of lives and the disgrace of the state." It's us girls form little clubs an boycott th' mop top hair cut. Let's break up th' practice o' wearln' cloth top shoes with broken arches. Let's all resolve V spend our money at home. Mothers, keep a closer surveillance on your daughters In I!l22.--Abe Martin. Iodine Stains. Iodine stains will disappenr over night If left In water to which has been added common dry mustard. A Deep Laid Plot. 'I'm expecting a party of my con stituents to call on me today," said Senator Snortsworthy, "and er natu rally, I don't want them to know that I ever take a drink." "Have no fear, air," replied his sec retary. "You can rely on my discre tion." "Of course, my boy, but they'll prob ably ask you confidentially where they can get one. so you tell them confi dentially where they can, but make It apiear that you would die of chagrin I If I knew about It" Birmingham Age-lleruld. Can't Fool 'Em. Two colored gentlemen were en gaged In conversation when one ol them became very much annoyed by the persistent attention of a large fly. "Sam, whut kin' a fly am dlT" "Pat am a hoss fly." "A hoss fly am a fly whut buzzes 'roun cows, 'n' hosses V Jackasses' "Y'ou ain't tnakln' out for to call me no Jackass?" "No, I ain' makln' out for to call you no Jackass, but you caln't fool dem boss ft lea. "Forbes Mugazine. Lawyers Subject to Indictment for Negligent Management of Offices Ty ROGER SMIKKMAN, Vice I'res't 111. State liar Ass'n. 1 I After making a most careful and prtinstaking tudj of the subject of business systems in law ufl'nrs, the committee on office maiup'incnt of the Illinois State Har association reports that in it opinion law yers p'tierally arc subject to inilicttucnt for crimiiiully negligent mating tnent of their Xice. Such an indict ment would charge them with failure to install modern methods, system and appliances; failure to respond to the demand for practical lawyers and practical IZ-Vk A . U methods; failure to transact tneir ciieius dummciw jiei4 J aor(f bU(,;n((ls hues and to dispatch it as a liiiMiies proposition ; and failure to appreciate that they have a business of their own, distinct from that of their d'Hit. Today, more than ever before, the public demands "service." It must have result, not delays, not excuses, not explanations, but results. The man who carries the message to (iarcia pets his reward. The business man or lawyer who cannot "deliver the poods," will not succeed in the Ions; run. llusiness systems and business device in the law ntliivs are merely a means to an end; they enable the lawyer to pive the public what it wants quick results. While "honesty m the best policy," system is a necessity to the progressive lawyer. If a lawyer ha not developed a system that will enable him to give quick and satisfactory service, his clients will go to another lawyer who is better eqwpifd. It is A simple proposition and whether it is approached from the point of view of the lawyer or his client, the conclusion is the same the lawyer's best interest. From the client's point of view it m ans quick and effective result and profit or at least a savinp to htn; hence satisfaction with the lawver, willingness to pay a fair fee, to recommend the lawyer to other, and himself, to take future business to him. From the lawyer's point of view it means time saved, results accomplished, an intelligent charge to the client, saving of wear and tear on the lawyer and ability to do more business, to make more money and to get and keep more clients. Today the lawyer who is exper:cti.vd in business matters h i the call. Every lawyer should have a business training in and out of college, lie constantly advises on business polu ie and frequently Incomes the execu tive head of great enterprise, h may seriously le argued that the law yers would better serve the public and th niselvcs if they would allish the obi traditions of the profession and become business men with knowl edge of the law. i4TriKK X cert BALED MUSIC flF.KK'S gon to be a great con night," said the retired merchant, "am! if you'll go along with me. III pay your way and buy you five cents' worth of peanut. I'm sure nothing could b more liberal that that." "You'll break yourself up . in business If you iro around wasting your substance In that fashion." re plied the hotel keeper. Hut you will have to hunt up another victim. Since 1 bought a phono graph and a hunch of records I have quit going to uugtttiaasB concerts. There's nothing but vanity and vexation of spirit about an enter tainment of that kind. It's advertised to start at a certain hour, say eight o'clock, ami you are credulous enough to think that the specifications will be lived up to. You break a name strap to get there In time, ami when you ar rive, at ten minutes to eight, you find you're the first one there. You sit around, waiting for an hour or two, and people walk on your feet and sit down on your hat and make things unpl'-as-ant as possible. "I'.y the time the curtain goes np, you are wishing you had possessed sense enough to stay atjiotiie.. Hut, be ing there, anil having pah I for the priv ilege, you determine to hold her nozzle agin the hank, a It wen1. "Th entertainment usually Is openeil by a talkstnlth. The man who make a few remark always looms np at such entertainments, and should he taken to Jit 1 1 for obtaining money un der false pretenses. When he has said all that he can think of. the art ists begin to dish up the music. It may be elegant music It usually to. Hut yon can't enjoy It In comfort, for the gentleman with the large splay foot. In the seat directly behind you. persists In beating time with that organ until he drives you frantic. If you turn around and dot him In the eye, you will be ejected from the building. "Then you will find that the woman with a shrill, carrying voice, who has heard better singers, sits right In front of you. and she keeps on talking In a maddening way. The last concert I attended had a fine contralto who sang some stem-winding songs of the kind we all like. But the woman with the shrill voice was right In front of me, and I could tour her saying: 'Kealty. you should hear Margaret Keyes or Christine Miller sing that selection; this woman Is impossible as a vocal ist.' "Then a train with a hectic voice and a name that he Imported without paying duty on It, stood up and whin nied like a doggone zebra, and we were ex i ied to believe that he was sing Ing a Neapolitan song. I never heard anything that tiled my nerves the way that voice did. it recalled the halcyon day when my father used to sharpen t jn.ri sue. jethriiIi Vell,.w hen Berea College Hospital Beit Equipment and Service at l-owesl Cost. Wards for Men and for Worven. Sun-Parlor, Private Rooms, Hslhi, hire trie Service. Surferr, Care hi Child birth. Eye, Noae and Ear GENERAL PRACTICE Come in and visit in establishment, which I a friend In need, and In reach of all the people. Rostsr H. Cowi.tr, M.O., I'hvalcian Haki AN Di'DllT, M.IV, 1'hvslrian I'kasi. K lloivi, M. D , I'hvsiran Mis Kt.irsnatil I.. t.KWis, K. N., Superintendent Miss Nat l. (iAstiKN, K. N., Head Nuroe CHANCE IN RATES Kate for bourd and room of private patient will be tit, to tit, per week: $J jto to $1 on per day. lite ratna lor tl entt cared for In the ward $t 50 per day. Mr Order of Prudential Committee, Herea College he finished his first number, the a plause was frantic, and be reared up and did II all over ngain. Then the applause wa louder than ever, and he whinnied something eNc. They kept that blamed pirate there for half an hour, ami I don't know when I suf fered so mui h. ... . , .-.1 1 The hall was overncmen. fiici -" 1 Jammed in the middle of a row of seats so I couldn't get out without climbing over a number of ladle and gentlemen. , We were kept there for three hours, , Un,i shun I got otit I swore by my Sunday bat I'd new no to auotliet public nneTt. "Next day I bought a phonograph and a lot of records of the kind I like, and now I en toy my music. I start It when I get ready, and quit when I am tired. No punk singer an- encored No Windy .lims introduce the singers with a few iertincnt remark. If a singer displcits.n me. I stop '"' "," chine and throw the record Into tht alley. You d better tear tip your con cert ticket and come and hear my mu sir mill." NEWS REVIEW (Continued from Fage One) the general ecoTioiiif'sTtuatliKi smCile ride upon an agenda It I "aid the council will be nsl.ed to Invite the In terested power to name a commission which shall draw up a general plan fur the rehnbltl'ntton nf central Kn r"pe and ltoslu. The fnPed States and Hcrmany will be Included In the representation, and powslbly Rn!a s!o. DII. F.IKKANN had a flna time last wik with the Irlh treaty Verbal shillelaghs were 'used unspar Ingly by both aides and outsider grew rather weary of the debate. Pe Valera had a surprisingly large fol lowing In hi opposition to the treaty and their utterance were so passion ate that they had tl elr effect on the rmotloral Irish, on Thersday Michael fnttins mwvM that the Pail Srdjimeii over the holidays, reassembling on January M. The motion wa carrlej. despite the opposition of Ie Valera. by a vote of 77 to 41. At this writing ths correspondent In Inihllu are predict ing that the vote on ratlflcatliKi of the pnet will lie exceedingly close, and a tie vote Is not Improbable. In Valera signified bis willingness to have the matter settled by a plebiscite and that course may he adopted. Miss Mary MacSwiney and other determined foe of the treaty. aertei openly that whether It were ratified or not. the war In Ireland would continue, since the Irish republic Is fur from dead. The Sinn Felners last week resumed their violent oHTatlotis In County Tyrone and Comity lindonderry. One nf their band kld'inped 1 men and the special constabulary tracked them to Sperrln valley, where a battle was fought In which slv Sinn Kelners were killed and a score wounded. WAIt has broken out between the Far Kastcnt republic In Siberia and the faction led by Merkul'iff In Vladivostok. The latter. It I alleged, has the siip'orj of the Japanese, and soviet Kus-la I sending Iniops and material to help the Chita govern ment. The Siberian commander of rrlamur province ha warned Japan to remove the White liuard and other armed units from the neutral ton before tKMin of January 7. IN CoMI'MANl'F. with the recom mcndiilliii of President Harding, both the senate and tlie house have, passed a bill authorizing the President to sM-nd $'Ji,ii.ii In the purchase of corn, sets) grain and preserved BiUk for the relief of the starving people of Itussln and for spring plant ing In areas where the seed grains have been eibaust.il. In the debate Senator Itorah made a fierce attack on the American government's Russian po'ley. "The ltiissn revolution In many respects lis been Itnlefens'lile." said Mr Borah, "Imt It has resembled pruc tlcally nil the other great revolution In history, our policy toward It hsa ben Indefensible, brutal. Inhuman, cruel, and Intolerable. The I'ntted States should recognize the existing lliisshin government. Wbatever wa may think about It form. It Is tha government de facto snd a such It stumbl be ni-o.-nl7ed. "The bill should be passeil purely as n tniiisure of charity. It won't help the fririoer of this coiinfrv I don't believe we have a eonstll utlnnal right to puss 't. It ets n bad precedent, but I have not the heart to op(we It. I simply want to voice my protest iigiilnt the policy of our government toward the Russian government." ANoTIIKR "bloody revolution" oc curred In Portugal some days ago. opening with heavy cannonading along the Tsg'is and fighting In which severe disunities on both shies were, reported. Cunha Leal, who had Just formed a temporary ministry, was driven Into flight with his followers. And then apparently the Portuguese censors gut busy, for up to date no further Information about the revolt ha com. IN TIIK death of Cot. Henry Watter ski, which occurred In Jacksonville. Ha. on Thursday, the Vnlted Statej lost the last surviving exponent of personal and Individual Journalism. For more than half a century his brilliant, powerful editorials In tha Louisville Courier-Journal were- reai by bis fellow citizens with delight, whether or not they agreed with his views For a great many years ha ns an Influential leader In the IVtno cratlc party and a prominent flgura In It national conventions "Mara Henry," a be was affectionately known, retired In the spring of 1910. WITH the arrest In Warsaw of Wolfe Llndenfebl. the Ameri can authorities believe they bav cleared up the mystery of the freat eiploslou In Wall street last year. The man has made a long confession, giving tlie names of the plotters and participants and laying th outraga at tha door of tha Boaalao commaA lata. J DO YOU WANT A COURSE THIS WINTER? If so, Make Application Now Suitable Courses To Meet All Need IPnllptTP Cl"lr' Scientific and Phil U1ICJC otophical counts leading to degree ol A.B. Attociate in Aria, two yean, nNrirmal r''-7'ar coune, preparing iWUUai fur ,ute certificate. Two yrari in addition leada to Aitociatt in Pedagogy. mArarlpmV c'reparatorv course of tCaUCIIljr four years lilting for Col lege English course of two yeara or three yrara, for those not planning to oiler College. IV Vnratirmal Commercial, Agricul If Y UldUUlldl turaland Home Science courses; Carpentry, Printing, Hlackmnlthing, Weaving, each two yean in length. Nurning, three yeara. V. Foundation JE .rhJ,! branches, with other lubjrcta of practical value. SPECIAL DEPARTMENTS (a) Religious Education Courses In Religious, Moral and Social leadership. (b) Mimic -Cabinet Organ, Piano, Singing, Theory, Band, Orchestra, and special course for teachers. (c) Eatauioa I-ectu ra, Farm Chautauquas, Institutes and Traveling Libraries. Hill jt TvT (e-f ;-,s4as)aWs5JXi s 1 1 1 ' '""r.": n:L: J!alLlajltjj'j Do not come unlet jour appliction hat been accepted. Winter Term open January 4th, 1922 For Catalog and Full Information, address MARSHALL E. VAUGHN, Secretary BEREA, KENTUCKY Expenses Cheaper than Staying at Home Herra'a friends have made it possible to provide an education at a low cost. All students do some manual labor which is credited on their school bills, while many earn much of their way. These low expenses are not secured by unworthy de privations, hut students live comlorlaMy at these rates. Mali day school for those who bring least money. All applicants must irake room reserve lions in advance by a deposit vf four dollars. fa 1.1, TKKM liu-idt-ntMl I' re (or Trim , . . . ftOMHll tsml Itottlil lor 7 wrrk) . , Amount itue first of trim IIumoI, a wrrki. iluc lunlillr uf trim ThImI (or Term W I N T F. K Tf KM tnctilrlllMl Krr for trim 'oiu (and unmi for s wr ks . , , Amount Hue fiisi of trrir BsiMoJ S weeks, due Ulltlitle of trial Total lor Term seklNi; Tf.aM Im-iitrnlul fee fur tern auoiu iMuii sVuaril lor weeks) , , , H KN I 0 CO 17 " .1 1 " lb V) WOUSM I h uu JS II I) uu ea.aa .so t ao it V V VSI r.SO 4Ttt Sao Si lu Amount due first of Irrm sa is Musid ) weeks, due aitddle of term r j js Sue 11 a .o ea 14 JO Total for Tersa , ea eu.io 0Tl-CJhe1l.liasi.tlstersls la llnlsl issi ViirtriJ s4 ninSl wkMllNlkrarr