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BOAT TO SWIM L IKE A FISH BY WATCHING THE FISH IN THE BATTERY PARK AQUARIUM THE IN VENTOR GOT A BRIGHT IDEA FOR OUR NEXT TORPEDO BOATS. One result of the recent war with Spain has been to turn the thoughts of the American inventors into new channels and the departments at Washington are now flooded with inventions all of which are intended to simplify matters in case of another national struggle. Of course, as is to be expected, the majority of these inventions are of such an impracticable nature that they are rejected upon the first inspection but there are some that are too important not to be seriously con sidered. One of these inventions is Joseph Turner's "Oscillating Propeller." Joseph Turner, the inventor, is a New York man and lives at No. HIT West Twenty-seventh street. He is a theatri cal property man by profession and al though but thirty years of age he has long been recognized as one of the ablest men of his craft. One day while study ing the movement of the fish in the Bat tery aquarium the idea occurred to him that their motion might be imitated by a mechanical device and that if this could be done it would be the attainment of the ideal propeller for steamships. For months he worked upon those lines of in vestigation and even the officials of the navy department are compelled to ad mit that he has succeeded in carrying his idea into execution The writer who recently considered Mr. Turner's invention spoke of it as "two sea serpents harnessed to a ship's keel to draw it through the water at a hun dred miles an hour," and the illustration is an apt one, for the new principle of ship propulsion that this inventor has discovered is practically two serpents of steel, driven by steam. Mr. Turner's idea has been to do away with the wasting of power that must fol low the use of such mechanical devices as paddle wheels and propellers. The paddle wheels, as he explains, waste more water than they push backward and propellers expend a great deal of their force by churning the water into foam. With the new force that he has discovered not a splash or a bubble is made. As the fish swims so the creatures of steel do their work. There is a quiet, steady pressure and the water is pushed backward swiftly, forcing the boat ahead rapidly. There is no wake left behind, no wash waves are thrown back to the shore. Every ounce of power is untilized. Nothing goes to waste. In the model that Mr. Turner has sub mitted for the inspection of the officials of the naval department the secret of this power is well illustrated. The force is caused by a double line of hinged plates four on each side, hinged together. As the forward plates come together they force the water out backwards where it is taken in by the plates behind them and forced still further to the rear. Before the rear plates have ceased to force the water back the forward plates have opened out again throwing the water back like a swimmer's arms. The plates work in perfect unison, just as a piston rod works in and out of a cylinder. The joints are attached to the shafting by eccentrics and as this shaft turns it gives a sinuous movement to each line of plates. Although up to the present time the Invention has been used only in a small way the inventor is confident that it would be just as successful when attached to the largest craft. The only changes that he would make would be to increase the number of plates on each side and he believes that when the shaft turned at the rate of 500 revolutions a minute the ship would be driven forward at the rate of from sixty to seventy-five miles an hour. At this rate of speed it would be possible to cross the ocean in fifty hours. As visionary as this may seem Mr. Tur ner is confident that he has not over es timated the merit of his invention. He believes that it could be attached to any _______ _______ .. . ..... ...................complexion kind of sailing craft from a steam launch to an ocean liner but he is particularly anxious that it should be tried on one of the torpedo boats of the United States navy. Ltuting the war the inventor took his model to Washington and submitted it to the inspection of Secretary Long and Assistant Chief Naval Constructor Zahm. These officials thought so well of the idea that the matter was rushed through the patent office and plans were made to give Mr.'Turner an opportunity to show what his propeller could do. The date of this experiment has nut yet been set but it will not be long before lie will be able to give a practical illustration of his Inven- tion for the benefit of the officials of the naval department. From what they have seen of the model they have no doubt but that the new invention would propel a ML -'Viak'Ntower ; A Pt>* Tt>s? by PIOO ^ -/ captains CABIN WAKE» Koom A/S AF?TI RS LlEY WAT £ F? .T U B E alQJLER iSruQ. OAOfNSfK 1 6TO • Jßm\ , 9 ^ 1*1 a ■ PjW I M „■■IM gÜTM- "TinrM ICfctü Temper. « • * - ajV ' ÎHItt •as Sr: I — EM --i*. THE TURNER INVENTION BY WHICH VESSELS CAN CROSS THE OCEAN IN 50 HOURS. THE NAVY MAY ADAPT IT FOR ITS TORPEDO BOATS. ship, the question being as to what ex tent it is superior to a regular screw pro peller. At first inspection Constructor! Zalini declared that if Mr. Turner could demonstrate the practicability of the in vention its adoption by the government I adoption by the gov would undoubtedly follow. Within the past few weeks Mr. Turner has also entered into communication with a company of French capitalists who are anxious that experiments with the new invention should also made in that coun try. They have contributed 50.000 francs to defray expenses of fitting out a boat with the new propeller and the inventor has consented to make a trial at Lyons within a few months. Patents are, in the meantime, being se cured in all the countries of Europe and in Canada for Mr. Turner does not pro pose that others shall steal his invention and profit undeservingly by his bright idea. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. I A very young housekeeper frequently j makes the mistake of planning for a great variety of dishes when she might for the same outlay havt the very best ! cuts of meat and an abundance of tin substantial. As the spring approaches the new schemes in wicker furniture multiply more and more. Tinted in delicate shades of green or red, or stained a deep bog | oak, and upholstered in glazed cretonne ! in huge devices of Moral design in bright ; tints, they are certainly things of beauty, ----- For pillows, table covers, screens, cur- ! tnins for closet, doorway or bathroom ; window denim has unlimited possibili- : ties. I - I Halls should be given large effects in j striking colors. This adds to the stair- ' case, gives a warm, comfortable, cozy j look. and. above all, a style, especially if , the hall is narrow. A pretty way to treat tlie floors of bed- rooms in a summer home is to enamel them in the colors used on metal bed- | steads. Moss-green shingle stain, the j copper color that is used for roofs, and Dutch blue are particularly desirable. Whatever color is chosen, let the wall covering match the floor and have the woodwork white. Tn a room treated after this manner a wainscotting of denim or matting is very apropos, and the Gull shades mentioned above for floor I stain harmonize with the new spring j wall papers, mattings and denims. Never wear squeaking hoots in a sick- j room, and avoid, as far as possibles gar- , ments that rustle. j - ' A nurse should use care that no person I having wet or even damp clothing should I enter the sickroom. Never get out of pa- tience with the whims of an invalid, hut try to coax and soothe without irritating them. Do not give sick people fried foods or anything highly seasoned. Avoid hot bread and biscuits and strong tea and coffee. For use In polishing knives a handy de- vice is formed of two flat pieces of mate- rial. having polished cushions on their opposing faces, the upper member being pivoted on the lower to admit the knife blade between the two. AN ARTISTIC MIX-UP. Cleveland Plain Dealer: A well known attache of the Hollenden hotel has a maidservant in tiis household, whose would make Erebus look like j early twilight. Some time ago this dusky j maid determined she would have her pic- ture taken. She wanted a number of copies to send to 'Rastus and her other friends, and she had a personal desire to see how her looks had improved since th last photograph. Nothing would do but she must pat ronize a loading photographer. So one day, attired in her Sunday-go-to-meet in' clothes' she visited the studio, looked pleasant, and was assured that the pho tographs, when finished, would be promptly mailed to her address. in course of time the package arrived and the delighted girl hurried hack to the! kitchen to open il. A few moments later one of the other ! members of the household heard a dull | tlnid, accompanied by a wild cackling. I Sho hurried back to the kitchen and there | was the maid Sitting flat on the floor, having evidently tumbled from the coal box, grasping a photograph in either hand, and wearing a smile of ecstatic delight. "Looky dat. missy," she cried, "looky dat! Did yo' evah see anythin' mo' beautiful in all yo' bo'n days? Wonder what 'Rastus 'll say to his baby now? But, oh. missy' I'se mos' 'fraid dat fo tumgrapher has done got me jes' a lill might too pale!" She held up the photographs. They were unmistakably the likeness of a white girl. At about the Same time a Euclid ave nue belle was opening a similar package. There was a smile of delightful antieipa tlon on her face as she drew forth the contents of the envelope Then she gave I * ' vlla **riek and toppled back in her chair. The face that smiled up at her was black! "It must be the effect of some dread ful chemical change," suggested the horror-stricken mother. "Chemical rubbish," cried the daugh ter. "those are not my pictures!" Of course you see how it was. The pic tures were mixed by the Buttercup whose business it was to package them up. A CHAPEL IN A COAL MINI London Leader: Few places of worship in the country have more interest tTian the Miners' Sanctuary in the My'ndd Newyyd (New Mountain) Colliery, near Swansea. Sitiutted 750 feet below the I surface of the earth, with four long rows j of pibwood to sustain the roof, a rude desk on a large lump of coal for a pulpit, and a series of rough hewn planks as ! "pews," it is indeed the strangest of the strange bethels int wild Wales. Every Monday morning without a break for fifty-four years the colliers have crowded into the novel apartment to ask the blessing of Providence upon the week's work. To Ihe eldest miner present the conduct | ! of the service 1» customarily intrusted ; but properly ordained divines have not infrequently descended into the mine be- fore the Monday's "turn" has commenc ! ed, and the whitewashed walls of the lit- ; tie chapel have resounded with that Cel- : tic fervor which Welshmen speak of as I the hywl (which no irreverent Saxon I should pronounce as howl.) j One motto there is .painted near the ' pulpit: "Os nos heb ddim ser nid nos heb j Dduw deyruasa lau wadnaw Mynydd if , Curios." Freely interpreted, that is: "If | j of I it is night without stars 1 , it is not night without God, for He reigneth under the foundations of the mountain." Whether it be ascribed to good luck, to good management or the responsive pro tection of Providence, it is a fact that for the last half-century Mynlydd Newydd Colliery has been singularly free from serious accidents. The colliery is owned by Messrs. Vivian & Sons, and the late Lord Swansea did much to encourage the devotional exer cises in the pit. j ATROCIOUS CONUNDRUMS. At a local dinner party on Washing- j ton's birthday the guests were entertain- , e( j y,y some new conundrums furnished j by the hostess. They were atrocious con- ' undrums, and the more atrocious they I were the better the guests seemed to like: I them. luck." Here are a few for example: Question—"Why did Washington cross the Delaware?'! . ■ Answer—"To get on the other side." Q.—"Why did they bury Washington standing?" A.—"Because he couldn't be made to lie." Q.—"What was the other name of Washington's valet?" A.—"Forge." Q.—"What did George say when th"y told him his trousers were torn?" A.—"He said lie didn't care a Continen tal darn." Q.—"Why did they call him George?" A.—"To attract his attention." Q.—"Why did Washington wear a cocked hat?" A.—"To keep his head warm." Q.—"Why was George's father glad that George cut down a cherry tree?" A.—"Because it might have been a pair." Q.—"On wha| occasion did Washington swear?" A.—"On his wedding day. He Custis Q.—"When did George make the finest display of his courage?" A.—"When he wedded a widow." —Cleveland Plain Dealer. l 'NIQUE FLOOR. The floor of the rotunda in the London Coal Exchange, where (he merchants gather, is very unique. It is composed of inlaid woods, arranged in the form of a mariner's compass, within a border of ! Greek fret. Upward of 4,000 pieces of wood | are employed. Almost every British I variety is included in this scheme of deco | ration. HUDYAN-ALL DRUGGISTS. HUDYAN DESTROYS DISEASE GERMS Makes Flesh and Blood. Gives Health and Strength. IS YOUR LIVER AFFECTED? The symptoms 1 are pain in right side and under shoulder blade, costiveness. sallow complexion, impaired digestion, loss of appetite, coated tongue, loss of energy, tired feeling, headaches. HUDYAN WILL CUKE. DO YOU SUFFER FROM STOMACH TROUBLE? 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I suffered for many years with a serious nervous trouble that broke me down in strength until I was simply fit for noth- ing. I was very much reduced in weight, and could not lift more than half as much as when I was in perfect health. I suffered a great deal from palpitation of . the heart, was easily excited and of an irritable disposition, which was unnat- ural. My back was weak and 1 suffered from pains in my hack a good deal. I was troubled with indigestion also, and my bowels were all wrong. I began the use of your Hudyan medicine and it was j gratifying to find that it was doing me j good right from the beginning. At the end of the first week I could see a lit tie improvement in my condition. At J the end of the second week I was gaining : more rapidly. At the end of the third I Tn j week I was gaining very rapidly. In j two months' time I felt that I was cured, and so it has proven, because I have had no return of any of my symptoms and It! has been several weeks since I took the | last dose of Hudyan. I feel very grate- ! ful and happy over the change, for it has to do with my entire future. The only regret I have is that I cannot pay you many times the amount that it cost me, for I would not feel that it was too! much. You may count on me as a friend to Hudyan, and I will be all my life. Yours truly. M. F. WHITMAN. HUDYAN cures diseases of the Rlood and Nerves, Nervousness, Weakness, Exhausted Nerve Vitality, Rheuma tism, Sciatca., Locomotor Ataxia, Paralysis', Sleeplessness», Headache, Despondency, Mental Depression, H>stena, . u ralgia, Pains in Side an<l Hack, Epileptic Fits, Palpitation of Heart, Nervous Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Mental W*»ny, Early Decay, Constipation, all Female Weaknesses, suppression of the Periods, Pale and Sallow Complexions. 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I do not have the pain in my . side any more and my bowels are regular. I am more energetic and when I work it doesn't wear me out. I have gained in strength and in weight. My tongue is not coated ahdm y breath is not offensive as it used to be. I just feel fine in every way, and for the past two months I have j spoken to many of my friends in favor j of your medicine. I cannot help but speak well of it since I owe my present happi ness to it and to your good advice. I J don't think that any of my symptoms : will return again, but if they should X I have one box in the house, and I can tell j you right now that I never will be with j you right now that I............-- ------ out Hudyan where I can lay my hands. on it when I want it. Should my bow els ever become costive:, I know that a | few doses of Hudyan will correct them,! ! and it won't make me sick like most powerful pills that are sold.. I found your ' little tablets pleasant to take and effec [ tive. You may freely refer me to parties who wish to know about your medicines and I can assure you that I will always 1 speak of it in the highest praise. Yours] ] sincerely, | LOUIS BADER, I Ft. Yellowstone. semble snakes in appearance and motion. Hitherto it has been supposed that the "snakes" which men reported having seen in their alcoholic delirium were simply creatures of the imagination. Now we are told that these hallucinations have an actual basis. Statistics on this subject collected by the oculist show that 95 liar j cent of the visual hallucinations experi- > VM. G. GLENN, OF MOUNTAIN HOME, IDAHO. Hudyan Remedy Co., Gentlemen—I have seen people wild with joy, and I can now well understand if they felt half the joy that I feel at this improvement it is no wonder that they give vent to their feelings. I cannot help but write to you and 1 tell you the great and good effect of your medicine in my case. I used to suffer terribly from pains in my limbs and joints and back. 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The only thing that interferes with the philosophical consolation to be derived from this is that at this interesting timv a man is too busy to remember it. __ STOLE A BRICK HOUSE. Budapest, or one of its suburbs, lias one thief of Whom the battled police force, but for piofe-ssional scruples, would lie really proud. A real- estate agent un able to rent for the winter the suburban cottage which ho had occupied during the summer, locked the gates and doors and moved back to Budapest. One day not long ago the city architect approached him with reference to t lie siale of his property, which was desired as a site for a public bundling. The agent named his price. "But," said the architect, "is not that a little high for vacant property?" "Vacant property! Bless you, man! it isn't vacant. There's a brick cottage on. it and a good one." "Really," returned the other, "you are mistaken. I was there but yesterday, and there is no sign of a house on y 'in land." Tlie owner Investigated, and found that he was, in fact, no longer a hou - -holder. Duiing the fall a gang of bricklayers had appeared, demolished the house—a task that consumed about a week—loaded it into carts and departed, whither the police cannot discover. —Chicago Record, SAILOR AS A WITNESS. A sailor was called up as a witness. "Well," said the lawyer, "do you know the plaintiff and defendant?" "I don't know the drift of them words," answered the sailor. "What! do not know the meaning of the words plaintiff and defendant?" con tinued the lawyer; "a pretty fellow you must be to come here as a witness. Can you tell me where on board it was that the one man struck the other?" "Abaft the binnacle," said the sailor. "Abaft the binnacle," rejoined the law yer, "what do you mean by that? "A pretty fellow you," said the sailor, "to come here as a lawyer, and don t know what abaft the binnacle means."