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PROFESSOR RUDOLPH FALR. THE GREAT SCIENTIST OF VIENNA. TUB MAN WHO PREDICTED THE BIG EARTHQUAKES AND STORMS, SAYS THE COMET OF 1866 WILL STRIKE US MONDAY. Professor Rudplpb Fajh, one çf the staff of instructors at the Vienna university and an astronomer whose name ;s luj£wn from one end of the scientific world to the other, has settled upon November 13. as the day that the world shall end. If his prediction is true this is not only the last year in the existence of our globe, but Ihe last day of the world has actually ai rived. Early in 1898 Professor Falb commenc ed to predict all manner of unpleasant things for the world and when it was found that he had accurately predicted m weathep conditions of January a ruary attention \Vas drafni to 1 warning. That the other dire occur rences h ive failed to occur will probably have a tendency to give timid persons confidence that the Vienna professional Is nothing more than another false pro phet. "In January and February," he said, "we shall have unprecedented cold waves, cyclones and hurricanes at sea. with great loss to shipping, especially on the American coast and continent. "Towards the end of March we shall have earthquakes and destroying hail storms. "In July and August the earth will be subjected to a tidal wave that will de stroy the eastern coast of America. The effect of a submarine earthquake will so change the form of Florida and Califor nia that they will become islands. "On November 13. our planet is to «me inTti contact wait the comet that is known to astronomers :.s the comet of 1866 with the result that our planet will be partially if not entirely destroyed." Puch was the prediction that has made many timid persons shudder with dread for they have remembered that Profes sor Falb had mad- predictions that had been fulfilled. For instance several days before the great earthquake at Zante in March. 1893. he sent warnings to the press in all parts of Europe and even went so far as to postpone an engage ment to lecture in that vicinity, saying ! I ! 1 J j ■ i y !\ mm u m % I U'M I SSI BSiiil ■m?: f «C m m m y F< TKNTISTS PREDIGT THAT THE COMET OF 1866 WILL STRIKE THE EARTH MONDAY AND THIS IS WHAT ! WILL HAPPEN. that lie preferred to speak of the results^: of the earthquake after it had occurred j lather than be subjected to its unpleas-j ant features. j The earthquake came as Professor [ Falb predicted and when January and February were conspicuous for tlnir cold and the papers of Man h contained | details of earthquakes more than one prison began to believe that the end of i tliis globe as an inhabitable planet was; actually in prospect. Up to the present time, however, tills lias been the limit of the professor's prediction. There were no tidal waves in Julv and August, the | coast of America is still intact and nei their Florida nor California have yet be come islands. As the result one has some reason to I hope that the most uncomfortable part ' of Piofessor Fa lb's prediction will be' carried out in the same manner for one does not like to flunk of the end of the old earth going to smash and in ilie man ner that the Austrian astronomer lias piedictod. He is of the opinion that the meteoric display that is to occur on No- J v* mber 13 and 14. is nothing mort- than: the appearance of the army of meteors \ that accompany the Biela's comet. In stead of passing by us in grand array the comet itself will cullitde with the earth and on this occasion, by a mixture of the gases of the comet and the earth, a li quid will result that will be similar to benzine or petroleum and it will be the province of this liquid to first soak and then burn the earth and everything upon it. Unpleasant as such a prophecy may seem there is some comfort in the thought that this is not ilie first time that this comet has been expected to bring tlie earth to an untimely end. Years ago it was predicted that It was to come into collision with the earth and there were those who were so foolish as to prepare for' the general destruction. So far as we are concerned tie history of this comet dates back to February 27. 1826, when M. Biela. an astronomer working in Bohemia, discovered a Ca nt comet whose orbit, or path around the sun was calculated to take about six and three-quarters years. Early in 1828 at tention was called to the fact that this comet was soon to pass within 20,000 ■nllec of the earth's orbit, but that as j the earth did not meet that particular spot until one month after the comet had passed its inhabitants of this globe ! had gassed its inbabitapts of this g nee(3 feed no apprehension. At this time there were no prophets of evil among the learned men. Astrono mers and scientists generally were per fectly satisfied that there was no cause I for alarm, but. in spite of all this, a gen eral panic ensued. Of course It was shown that the as tronomers were correct and nothing more was heard of the comet until July, 1S39, when it was billled to return again. This me. howgver. it passed so near to the m "that it was not observed. Its next passage was fixed for February 11, 1846, and by this time it was seen to have split up into two separate and distinct parts which were constantly going further from each other. In March, 1846, the dis tance between those two parts had be come 157,240 miles and when the comet returned in 1852 the distance had been increased to 1,250,000 miles. In 1859 the return of the comet was again unobseived and in 1S66 astrono mers watched for its coming with great anxiety as they desired to see if it ! would appear as two distinct comets or 1 as one comet divided into two pieces. In J spite of all the care that was exercised, j however, the comet was not seen and it was supposed that it had at last disap peared from human vision. On Novem ber 30. 1872. however, M. Klinkerfues, of Gottingen, discovered the comet in the ■ form of a circular mass, but without any tail. Before lie had time to observe it closely it was lost in the sun's rays and never since that time has it been seen. In all probability the fate of this comet has been that of all comets that ap proach the sun too closely, in which case they either fall into the vast mass of heat and are consumed like moths in the flame i of a lamp, or their substance is dissipated in forming' tails of such extreme lengths that they become so attenuated as to be no longer visible. In other words all that I now remains of Biela's comet is probably stream of meteors or shooting ! :ely to hap- | again cross j -hall have a good i brilliant me- 1 st< irs and tin ■ worst that pe n to this e arth, should it. c pathway. is that we s <*P porJunity to witness U'< trie display , a display t an y tiling tha i '.lie world Such is tiir • history of in the opinion of I'rofe: FID • li to pu/ the quietus f the comet, that j sor Falb, is so , upon our toils i and pleasures. In proof of his theory j he advances many arguments and cites j many insiancfs in which comets have | been known to have come in contact with j thu eaitli. In addition lie insists that | he is ne. t a prophet but that tiis theories j are nothing more than scientific investi-) gâtions made public. "The reason why I was able to predict the appearance of the earthquake," he' siijs, "was that I have made a close study I of mundane anatomy. The interior of, the earth is tilled with a molten mass, j subject to ebb and How just like the wa- i tors of the ocean. Between the surface i of the earth and this molten mass, which is slowly coding, there is nothing more! than a shell that does not average more' than eighteen miles in thickness. In ; some places it is thinner than in others : and fiam these places the confined forces) escape in the form cd' gas. If no such) outlet is found the Influence of the moon is such that a tidal wave sweeps round the inner crust of the earth and it is this ' that produces the terrible phenomena that is popularly known as the earth- j quake." Suc h scientific argumentes are Impres-I sive and alien nun of the standing of Professor Falb commence to predict the end of the world it is not strange that, timid people tremble. In spite of this, however, there sc ms to be no reason why ids propht : y should c ause alarm and Piofessor Falb will probably go down ' into history us a in thcr one of the many j prophets of c e il wlic.sc. predictions have « me to naught. SMALL TEMl 'TATIONS. "A small temptation, coming in the midst of great need, is a severe strain on anybody's honesty," said a young man who recently found a job, after looking SUJL ri5r *—■*;; % Q krt E s ©J\ M» id£r\, fair, with, scornful air And Up that laugï\p mocking glaa VWtt\ flippant torie and ï\eart of stor\p eye tl\at flaeiyes scornfully, WK!\, haughty brow ai\d distant bow And words t!\at npid a Ridden dart Of bitter wit that's sure to rçit Ai\d leave a wound within. Uye heart, 'ware what you do, for you ny^y rue That you were npt nyore kirçi to ng When. Tin\3 is flown, and you are jrown, a maid forlorn. — and fifty-thrae! for it all summer, to a reporter for the New Orleans Tiines-Demoerat. "We know, of course, that you wouldn't pick a pocket or crack a safe, but suppose you discovered that the restaurant man gave* you a dime too much change, when you were down to your last quarter—would you go back and return it? Don't answer that too hastily. I used to think I was bullet proof myself, but I had a little revelation on the subject one day last month. It was just before 1 got my job, and the only thing that kept me from being stone broke was a nickel I was hanging on to for luck. You may well be lieve that I was feeling pretty blue, and I was debating whether I had be tter jump into a box car and beat my way to Baton Rouge or jump into the river and beat my way to the morgue, when l hap pened to wander into a cigar store and noticed a couple of slot machine s stand ing on the end of the counter. 'Here goes for a last chance,' I said to myself on the impulse of the moment, and dropped my lone nickel into one of the boxes. I gave the lever a jab and stood there, with my •heart in my mouth, waiting for the wheels to stop spinning. They showed a pair of fours, about the meanest, measli est hand in the whole combination, and silly as It may seem, the incident de pressed me more than anything that had happened since I got out of work. It seemed to set the seal on my bad luck, and I was standing there glowering at the cards when the proprietor, who had been in the rear, wlked forward, glanced over my shoulder and threw down a cou ple of dollars on the counter. For a mo ment I was dumfounded, and then I un derstood. You see, the other box was showing a king full, which somebody had evidently left standing, and he naturally supposed I had played that machine. Did I hesitate? Not for the thousandth part of a second! I gathered the two dollars and walked out, feeding my conscience with the sophistry that all gambling de vices were fair prey, and although I had been guilty of an act that was more or less on a moral par with stealing a watch or tapping a till, it never occurred to me that there was anything irregular in my conduct until I was out of trouble and drawing a good salary. Then I realized suddenly that I had no right to the man's two dollars; so I sauntered in and made restitution. My victim laughed heartily and said that I was a chump—or words to that effect." Special rates at the McDermott hotel for the winter nionthB. * JUMPING AT CONCLUSIONS. c*r "How is your nephew getting along in Chicago?" "Firs* rate. 1 hear he carries everything before him. "What restaurant does lie- work in?" WIIKRK IGNORANCE IS It 1.0 'll M V/'/:' Bji ' mm A •V' X--- ji!*. Am. - w. Vv V; Drug Clerk—Well, madam, what is it you wish? Mrs. Fairweather's Nurse (handing him a prescription)— -Faix, an' thot's more thin I can tell yez. Latin is Greek to me! e Äk Avî : ' U.»'i.y >{ c.\-v ?• 3 IF w^,< ' m ▲ Pitcher Full of Beer. ■a I ! COFFEE DRINKERS. The question of coffee drinking being injurious is agitated for every now and again; then the agitation subsides, and people go on drinking it. According to tile besi authorities, coffee taken in moderation is not only harm less, but highly In neficial. its value as a stimulant Ims always been recognized, and the fact that it is so highly prized as ■a beverage, if there were no other reason, would go far to prove that it has a power ful influence on the nervous system. The action imparted to the nerves, however, is natural and healthy, and habitual coffee dt inkers generally enjoy good health and live to a good old age. For brain workers Us value cannot be overestimated. It li :s been called the "menial beverage." and, unlike alcohol, the gentle ex id la i a t ion it produces is not followed by any harmful reaction. Jt causes conteiuini at of mind, allays bun g'd' and bodily weakn-ss, and increases the capacity for work. I The mental exhilaration and physical '•activity it causes explains the fondness ! for it which has been shown by so many scientists, poets, scholars and others de voted to thought. Its effect on the imag ination. is remarkable, without causing any subsequent depression, as in the ease of narcotics. Raizae, the great French novelist, declared that he could not have "ritten the '('nmrdie Humaine" without its aid. L ! GRUMBLING. i - . A not- d divine has declared that a. hus band's grumbling and s aiding w..s often only his n ay of beginning a conversation, and lie maintained that if a man were sulky the woise ho was the more cheerful his wife should he. Certainly husband and wife should hear and forbear, he says, and the soft answer lurnelh away wrath more effectively by the domestic hearth than elsewhere. Then business is olu ii wonying, and th husband coming home needs and usualiy deserves to find there all soothing and calming influences. But surely R should be mutual kindness; at times Urn man must take his turn in meeting irritability or low spirits with cheerfulness and kind, gentle considera tion! As to the theory that the wisest and hist com se is for tlie* wife of a sulky, tyrannical man always just to give in and crouch before the storm, he does not think that is either good policy or real kindness ultimately to the man himself, MODEST BRAVE MEN. Youth's Companion: The really bra* - man's story about his own demis is al ways modest. Not unfrequent l.v he is unable to give any account of them which is satisfactory to his hearers. The reporters who ".interviewed" soldiers wounded on San Juan bill had a hard! time in getting "stories" from them. Ono soldier said: "There isn't a thing to tell. I only went tu» there, with a lot of other chumps, and got shot. 1 didn't even! have sense enough to know it when X was shot." Not long ago a French chroniquer— MoivtmiraiJ of the Paris Gaulois— encoun tered in a little village in the south of France a gardener who wore pinned on his clean Sunday blouse the ribbon of the Legion of Honor. Naturally, the newspaper man desired to know how ha got it. The gardener, who, like many of hia trade, seemed to be a silent man. was averse to meeting an old and wearisome demand, but finally he began: "Oli, I don't know how l did get it. X was at B izeilles with the rest of the bat tery. All the officers were killed; then down went all the non-commissioned officers. Rang! bang! bang! By and byf all the soldiers were down but me. 1 had fired the last shot, and naturally was doing what I could to stand off the Bavarians. "Well, a general came, and says 'Where's your officers'" " 'All down,' says 1. " 'Where's your gunners?' says lie. " 'All down but me,' says I. " 'And you've been fighting here all alone?' says he. •• 'I couldn't let 'em come and get tha guns, could I?' I says. And then lie up and pift tliis ribbon on me, probably be cause there waa nobody else there ta put it on." ! ELBOW GREASE ELECTRICITY. If all the electricity made by cleaning windows in the country, by rubbing tha glass with a cloth, could be collected and stored, it would at once solve the smoke difficulty of all the railways by allowing the trains to be run by electric motors. é he* /