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su n § BEL m * x-/« rT"i '>7 ik> 4luJM/ »H » ' ? ^NisV SMITH HAD THE WRONG IDE/) Easy to Imagine Large Volume of Mu sic Was Made by Hands and Feet, but Not by Ear Alone. One evening Smith Jitneyed to the siiburos to call on his friend Jones, and while they were sitting on the veranda enjoying their after-dinner ragweed large volumes of music broke loose in the adjacent bunga low. "Some music," commented Smith, glancing through the fireflies to the scenery beyond. "Who might the performer be?" "It is my neighbor Green," an swered Jones. "And would you believe that he plays by ear alone?" "I would not," was the prompt re joinder of Smith. "I can eai Ly imagine that he might make that much noise by using both hands and ieet and ^n ax, but you can't make me believe that he does it by banging the side of his head on the keys."—Phila äelphia Telegraph. His Trolley Twisted. He was raving to his family about tte fair maid that he had selected to lead him up before the parson. "Her golden hair, her velvet com plexion, her liquid eyes—" he was say :ng, when his ten-year-old sister in terrupted him: "You are getting things mixed, George," she said. "It is her complex ion that is liquid. I wr ',th hei when she bought it." Wrong Impressions. "You will observe," said the profes sor, "the higher the altitude attained the colder the temperature becomes/ "But isn't it warmer up in the moun tains?" asked the youth at the pedal extremity of the class. "Certainly not," replied the profes sor. "Why do you think it would be warmer there?" "I thought th« atmosphere was heat ed by the mountain ranges," answered the youth. Man 's Observation. Mrs. Snooper—Man makes me tired. Mrs. Swayback—What's the matter now? Mrs. Snooper—My husband saw Mrs. Keedick yesterday, and I asked him what she had on, and he replied, "Oh, clothes."—Stray Stories. The Element of Enjoyment. "What satisfaction did you derive from paying a fortune for that quaint old picture?" asked the woman who is not very appreciative of art. "The satisfaction," replied Mrs. Cumrox, "of showing our old friends that we could afford to spend all that money." GEORGE WAS OUT ONE. r : * » W r m George—I've fixed that kid brothel ro he won't watch ua any more. I have paid him a dollar and he haa CKroed not to bother us for a year. She- That's too bad. I got engaged to Freddy last night. HI« Patience. "If you had to work—Jest nacherly Iiad to," queried Seldom Fedd, who was a great hand to cogitate, "what kind ot a job would you choose?" "Hein' Janitor In an air castle," re plied Soiled Spooner, a prominent vol mteer in the great army of the un employed.—J udge. Something Wrong. "I paint things as i see them," said Jobbster, complacently, hh the cril ie inspected hl« "Moonlight on U m 'udson." Interesting«'' «aid the crttUj. "Ha»« vou ever tnoufht of c/n«ui iWig M scutut, HERA'S TRUSTEE By CLARISSA MACKIE. (Copyright, 1915. by the McClure News paper Syndicate.) When Judge Linwood died his large estate was left in trust to his only child, Vera, who, now doubly op phaned, went to live with her aunt; Mrs. Henry Hendrick. The Hendricks entertained lavishly r.nd spent money recklessly, so that when Henry Hendricks money van ished, together with most of Vera s fortune, that unfortunate gentleman promptly took himelf out of the world, leaving his widow to open a fashion able boarding house in the suburbs. As for Vara, she had decided to go West and claim possession of the old Golden Eagle mine, which her father had lef* in trust for her. The western trustee was his old friend. Anthony Burgess, and it was through Anthony Burgess that Vera received the semi annual dividends which now constitut ed her sole income. "But, my dear child," protested Mrs. Hendrick tearfully, "yolx can't go out there alone! Why. you've never even seen this Burgess man!" "That he was father's friend speaks sufficiently in his favor. Aunt Emily, and. besides, I shall only stop in Eagle City a short time. There is an excellent hotel there." "I am afraid to have you travel alone," objected Mrs. Hendrick. "Nonsense; I am twenty-one. and father trusted me thoroughly. You forget that I once spent six weeks at Eagle City." "But your father was with you." "Yes, Aunt Emily, but I shall get along nicely. I thought perhaps that there might be some business con nected with the mine that I might learn—that I might become a real business woman—not a drone living on the income father left me. I want to be useful." "Have your own way, child," sighed the widow plaintively. "I can't say too much, Vera, because my poor Hen ry's slipshod business methods lost your fortune as well as our own. I told your father not to make Henry your trustee. As for the other trus tee—have you ever seen Mr. Burgess?" "He was in Mexico when fatt .aid I were in Eagle City." "I hope he is trustworthy?" was Mrs. Hendricks final remark. »»»*»•• Eagle City basked in the warmth of an Indian summer day. Vera loved the fresh, sweet mountain air and the low-lying haze reddened by the sun. "Burgess?" repeated the lantern jawed stage driver as Vera made in quiries. "Anthony Burgess? Oh, he lives over beyond the mountain." "How shall I reach his place®" "Stopping in the city?" "Yes; take mo to the beb. »lOtel, please." "That will be Mrs. Lizzie Smith's, ma'am. To get to Burgess' you'll have to get a hoss. Can you ride?" "Oh, yes." "Then going will be easy. A good hoss will take you and most anybody will p int out the trail to the Golden Eagle I suppose you've heard of the lucky strike there?" "No. Do you mean that they have discovered more gold?" "That s right. Struck the richest vein ever found hereabouts. Seems it s faded out in Burgess' owti mine, the Double Eagle, and the lead has been uncovered in the Golden Eagle. There's been a regular stampede for these parts in the past week." "And the new discovery has made Mr. Burgess poor?" asked Vera. "Almost. He wasn't expecting it, you see, ma am, and he's been laying out a lot of money on his own mine; he's trustee for some folks back East, who own the Golden Eagle, if he was anything except the straightest man God ever made he could help himself out of the Golden Eagle and nobody would ever be the wiser." Vera was thoughtful the rest of the day. She spent a restful night at Mrs. Smith's homelike hotel, and the next day she hired a horse to ride over the mountain. "You'll not want to go alone, honey " admonished Mrs. Smith. Vera displayed the little six-shooter which her father had taught her to use. "I am not afraid,' she laughed, and rode away. Down the street she met the stage driver; he pulled in his steaming horses and held up a warning hand. "Not going over the mountain alone, are you?" he asked. Yes. l am not afraid," she assured him. "There's ifkely to be rough charac ters about," Ije warned her. "It's pay lay at the Golden Eagle and there's a rumor that some of the ftlo gang are going to hold up the paymaster. Vou better wait till tomorrow." "But someone had better warn the paymaster," protested Vera. "Burgess has been warned, but he ain t the kind to heed such a warning; he don't Know what fear I«, doggoné aim!" And the «tage rumbled on. Vera followed the tr»ll winding up through the hill«, she did not meet anyone, and although her surefooted Pony sometimes stopped and sniffed Inquiringly at the underbrush or 'j'.ap«4-ijp ro'ks along the way, «he coiiW not guess that the animal in xtlnetlvely knew that there were mei, ""«•king ambushed, waiting tor the aywiastter oi the (Joiden h agi«. At u, she glimpsed „ '«rk, evil ■"<■ ss disappeared o«hl;,.J « iock. "1 ■■ ■") .* gim that «be aiuld com &<•' « iti.re* so that the man " ; »he Had seen Dim, ~ go ufcck «troc UM way she had come aud warn the paymaster of the irur—diny danger. Yet the men in ambush must not know that she was suspicious. She swung her pony about and hu mmed a gay little tune as she rode down the trail; she talked to the pony in bantering accents. "Oh, Nicodemus Alexander," she sighed, "I could remain on this moun tainside all day and admire the view, but you must get me back to town for dinner; I'm hungry." So she rode back along the down ward trail, hoping to meet the pay master at the round of every curve in the road. At last, far below, she glimpsed a black horse flying along the trail and a rider who seemed part of his beau tiful mount. "He doesn't ride like an old man," she thought with quickening pulses "Perhaps he is one of the Rio gang." Far down the mountain side she met the rider, a tall, sun-browned man, whose saddlebags were well filled. He looked curiously at her as she ap proached. "Are you Mr. Burgess?" she asked breathlessly. "Yes," he smiled, sweeping off his hat. "And you are paymaster of the Golden Eagle?" He looked sharply "Why do you ask he de manded bluntly. "Because you are in danger—they are waiting for you up yonder—" And hastily she told him of the evil face she had seen and of the warning uttered by the stage driver. "I was warned," he admitted, "but I didn't take much stock in it—they've been threatening to hold me up for the past year. I've got to get the money to the boys—they'll be rioting if they don't get it," he ended rue fully. "Can't you transfer the money to my saddlebags and let me follow you up the trail? Then, if they want you to throw up your hands you can, and before they discover that your bags are empty I can ride on to the mine. They won't hurt you?" she asked anx iously. "No—all they want is the money," he assured her. "But I can't permit you to endanger your life." "It's for my own interests," she said calmly; "I am Vera Linwood." "Vera Linwood—why, Miss Linwood, [ was going East next week to see you. The Golden Eagle has developed an other rich vein." "And the Double Eagle has lost one," ahe said significantly. "You know, then?" "I heard yesterday ar *' " em so sorry—I feel like a robb*. Jiyself— the owner of a pirate mine!" "That's miner's luck. Come, let us get along, if we must. Just put those packages in your saddlebags—so, and I'll stuff mine with grass. Ride on ahead and don't worry. It will come out all right!" He slapped her pony 's flank and mounted his black and fol lowed. When Vera passed the ambush she was talking to her pony as before. "Once more, Nicodemus Alexander!" 3he threatened. "I will ride to the top of the hill; then down again for din ner!" She passed the ambush and waited breathlessly around th bend of the trail. Somewhere neai / heard the pounding of the ore-crush ers and she knew that she was near the mines. Below she heard the tread of Bur gess' horse, followed by a sharp com mand, a momentary silence, and thon 'he murmur of other voices. The hold up had happened and they were going through the mine owner's pockets and searching his saddlebags for the Gold en Eagle'p pay roll. Nicodemus Alexander was smitten with indi?naiit surprise when his rider suddenly jabbed her sharp heel into his flank. He bounded up thé trail, his hoofs scattering the stones underfoot. In a flurry of dust, horse and rider ap peared at the office of the Golden Eagle. A dozen men surrounded Vera. "Mr. Burgess—held up—help him," she gasped, and tumbled from her pony. There was a Bhout of anger as the miners grabbed their weapons and dashed down the trail to meet the pay master. Vera leaned dazedly against the of fice door and stared at the blood trickling down the sleeve of her white blouse. "Someone must have fired at me," she smiled faintly. "The plucky little angel!" exclaimed one roughly dressed man as he led her inside the building. *•••••*. Weeks afterward Mrs. Henry Hen drick reread a letter from Vera. It was dated from Eagle City. "Dear Aunt Emily,' wrote Vera, "I will be home in another week— and I shall bring my husband with me. Don't faint, poor, dear auntie; he i3 the most splendid man. You can never guess, mo 1 must tell you that I am marrying Anthony Burgess, the son of Father s old friend, my trustee. The trusteeship has been transferred to young Anthony because his father is deau and Anthony says it is perfectly natural that we should have met and loved and married, for now he can continue the trust.eeKhlp forever. And, best ot all, you are to give up the hoarding house and return her* with os, it you will, for the Golden hagle bas developed wonderful rich'-t nnd Anthony'« mine ha« a new veil oi K'/id and we are ail going to oe v.iry rlui Indeed, And Anthony want« me im h nd 'j postscript that we are rich In each other and richer in happlnew then an the gold la UM world could »uppl f\" How Many Women Are in Trouble T oday? By J. R. HAMILTON Formel' Advertising Manager of Wanamaker 'a, Philadelphia All of you women whose husbands have told you you have been spending too much money, please stand up, Great Scott! Every married woman in America is on her feet. All you who arc earning your own living and spending as much as you earn please stand up. Now we've got the rest of them. "Well," you say, "now that you've got us «tanding here what are you going to do about it?" I'm going to give you the first law of business : Cut your expenses down first, and then find out how you can do it afterward. Every big institution carries what it calls a "butcher." When the expenses of that institution begin to eat up the profits the "butcher" issues a sweeping order to cut down so many hundreds of dollars a day. He doesn't ask how it can be done. He knows it has to be done if his business is going to continue, and he leaves it to the people under him to find out how. t This cutting seldom if ever ruins a business. It simply sharpens the wits of those who are left. Now let's take your case. Instead of taking the money that you think you ought to have, suppose you take the money that you have actually got. In your case, being both "butcher" and buver, you naturally have to sharpen your own wits. Therefore the first thing you begin to do each day (just as you are going to do now in a minute or two) is to open this paper and see what special inducement each store is offering in the things that are necessary for you to buy. You look for the clothes, and the shoes, the children's dresses and suits, the underwear, the house needs, and all of the various necessities and luxuries de manded in your standard of life. The next thing to do is to cut out all those snobbish, exclu sive, little nonadvertising concerns, who find it somehow beneath their dignity to sell their goods at less than a profit of several hundred per cent. The third thing you do is to reckon up jour savings at the end of a week or two. And the fourth thing you do is to stand amazed at the amount you have saved in spite of the amount you have bought. Now of course this is letting you in behind the scenes. There isn't a buyer in any store who doesn't have to bring himself up with a jerk or get brought up with a jerk every once in a while, and who doesn't also stand amazed at what he has been able to accomplish with a smaller amount of capital and a greater amount of energy and a little extra thimbleful of brains. Now don't tell anybody you have been behind the scenes, but just dig into the advertising in this paper quietly for the next few days; cut out the "dropping-in-anywhere" method of shop ping ; make a business of your household expenditures, and see if this little financial plan doesn't relieve your ternble money strain. (Copyrighted.) FUN! Lots of it at the JITNEY DANCE Tomorrow Eve. SATURDAY MAY 20 Brown's Hall Everybody Come! inlilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllHllllllliillillliiiiiiiiiliii, Ice Cream We are now selling ice cream in any quantity you want, also milk, cream and eggs at all times. We are now in shape to handle the farmers' cream, eggs and produce for cash. Step in ai'd let us know what you wish to sell. 1 lave some good duck and geese eggs to sell for hatch ing purposes, also 2 incuba tors, cheap. A good piano for sale cheap, or will trade for stock. i'ioneer Feed & Commission Company UtO. POOR mstmauszw* DR. W. A. 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